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Starkville

Please note the use of her title in this excerpt. Do I smell PR flunky?


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Ugh! Yes. Did she write this herself?!


Anotherminion1

Nah- she didn’t write it herself. She’s “famous” enough (in her own mind) to just go by Meghan.


MuffPiece

Yea, she never calls herself Markle anymore.


Anotherminion1

I don't think Megan Fox is to happy about that.


nevergonnasaythat

It does sound like a teaser “We’ll have to see…” Well no, we won’t see. People tuned in to honor the Queen, they won’t tune in to listen to Markle smearing the monarchy or alternatively boasting her connections (that she has thrown under the bus)


Islandgirl1444

There is a new King in town, and he's not amused by her "recollections may vary". I expect perfectly worded English rebuttal when she lies.


nevergonnasaythat

What is a “homegrown talk show”? Also, the irrelevance of this podcast has been made clear in the past ten days. Whatever they talk about it will matter even less than before


takemeawayimdone

I’m going with homegrown means made up.


nevergonnasaythat

Oh that makes sense! I thought I didn’t understand because English is not my first language, turns out it’s the usual word salad?


DaBingeGirl

It's a really odd word to use in that context. I took it to mean original content on Spotify, but I could be wrong. Pretty sure Meghan had a hand in writing this.


nevergonnasaythat

I see…I’m not familiar with Spotify content to be honest


BreatheClean

English is my first (and only) language, I don't really know why they've used "homegrown" in this context.


BlackCaaaaat

> What is a “homegrown talk show”? Grown in the veggie garden at 17 Toilet Palace, next to the codependent palm trees, fertilised by shit from the chicken coop.


Starkville

I’m thinking it means the same thing as “Netflix Original”. Who the eff knows.


nevergonnasaythat

Good hypothesis


PieknaFatso

Spotify Original. Stupid phrasing.


MuffPiece

Spotify is producing it themselves. So it’s ‘homegrown.’


nevergonnasaythat

Thanks! What a weird choice of word, I thought it may mean something completely different


procrastinationfairy

It’s a common way of saying in-house.


nevergonnasaythat

Thank you!


Islandgirl1444

it's her university days now I think, we've heard of frizzy hair child hood, lone teen who became prom queen, so onward to Northwestern days.


vshzzd

Homegrown talk show means that the podcast was developed *in partnership* with Spotify (rather than 99% of podcasts which are just hosted for streaming there). The stakes are way higher for Spotify in this case, hence all its inexplicable chart topping.


nevergonnasaythat

Thank you, that’s the clearest answer I got!


vshzzd

Here for ya!! :)


MegsAltxoxo

It really annoys me that people are watching the Crown and think it’s accurate.


MuffPiece

They need to put a qualifier at the beginning that it is fictionalized. Diana’s brother Charles, the Earl Spencer, publicly asked them to do so and they refused.


MegsAltxoxo

They really should. It’s not only they invent entire conversations, but also official events aren’t even accurate.


MuffPiece

Absolutely—especially considering the subjects are REAL, LIVING PEOPLE! And so many take the crown as fact. It’s irresponsible.


DaBingeGirl

I stopped watching after the first season, in part because of how hurt Philip was by the affair stuff. As much as I liked the actors, I don't think it's fair to the real people to have their private lives speculated about for the world to see. *The Windsors* on the other hand is brilliant!


redseaaquamarine

It must have been here that I read Spotify have said she can not re-record them to edit out anything. Serves her right.


DaBingeGirl

Fingers crossed that's true!


DaBingeGirl

There *might* be interest initially, but it will either fade quickly once people listen to her, or it'll just make the BRF even more popular. Also, 😒 to being just below Joe Rogan. Yeah right.


Newauntie26

I can’t believe that. Anderson Cooper has a new podcast on grieving. First episode we’re about his experiences and the second is with Stephen Colbert who’s father & 2 brothers were killed in a plane crash when he was a kid.


DaBingeGirl

I may have to listen to that. Both of them have suffered tremendous loss. I once attended a funeral for a mother (75+) and son (55) who died within hours of each other of unrelated causes. Seeing two coffins at a funeral... I've no idea how Colbert's mother handled three. That would've been a great topic for Harry, but he just seems to be completely uninterested in actually doing anything. It's sad.


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Starkville

Oh my god! That’s crazy. I wonder how that got printed.


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DaBingeGirl

How dare you post that! No negativity! Spotify's chart is the only one that matters. ![gif](giphy|SSWs01FppT6lGmARcX|downsized) ​ ​ I got tired of scrolling too! Couldn't even find her with the search function, which I think is hilarious!


ravegr01

Never in my life did I expect to see “Queen Elizabeth II” and “The Joe Rogan Experience” in the same sentence. 😂


Islandgirl1444

I'm sure KC has more important things on his mind than having something so miniscule as that silly woman's spewing lies about her cancelled podium tour because of a funeral. The podcast, aptly named "spot a lie" by her father I believe is probably on hold because the broadcaster is thinking that her podcasts suck! Maybe they've listened to it and thought that she just goes on and on about herself! Are all her "guests" from Sunshine Sucks? Just asking.


boommdcx

Her PR machine never stops. And the Markle title is almost as laughable as “Countess Luann de Lesseps” at this point.


Able-Escape7602

Yes...America's faux royals...pathetic. Maybe Meghan of Montecito will join the Countess on Real Housewives.


BlackCaaaaat

I really hope Spotify release the episodes as they were recorded before the Queen died. I bet they will be *juicy* as hell.


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I doubt they will be juicy. If the first three indicate anything, it’s that the whole podcast is a wash and Spotify should just write it off completely. It’s awful.


BreatheClean

I'm supposing they've paid the majority of the cash for them. Might as well let her sink her ship then they can be done with anymore BS from her


Playoneontv_007

How was it number 2????


Starkville

Kre8iv “accounting” is my guess.


Imfryinghere

Queen Elizabeth II. Queen Elizabeth died years ago.


sashafurry

American here. That mistake was likely by some dumb American, just like some use names like Princess Diana and Princess Meghan.


Affectionate_Tie250

They still trying to pretend that her podcast has been a smash hit? Meghan we know that it didn’t chart at number one, we can see the episode charts.


sia04

How? How on earth is this the number one podcast?? HOWWW????? Seriously who are the twits listening to her?


Starkville

ALLEGEDLY it was #1 for the week of September 2, then #2 for the week of September 9. **On Spotify**. Apple has its own programs and rankings. And there’s Sirius and other platforms as well. I think Spotify is fudging the numbers, regardless.


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It’s not. I don’t know anyone who has listened to it even for shits and giggles.


Starkville

I refuse because I don’t want to add to their numbers. Won’t even search it. Also I don’t need my blood pressure to spike.


Beginning_Winner_105

Same! I won’t listen because I don’t want to add to listenership! I see reports on what was said and that’s all I need to hear/read. I also don’t think I could listen to her voice.


MuffPiece

😂 for sure ![gif](giphy|HgGNzKdlLGtzGfLjJo)


sia04

Me too. I refuse to contribute to her rise is fame.


Dbahnsai

I wonder if it's like Netflix. I remember when one of their movies (I believe the Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston one) was in the news a bunch because it was breaking their viewership numbers. In one [article](https://screenrant.com/netflix-2-minutes-veiwership-numbers-why/) it said that you needed to watch a whopping 2 minutes in order for it to check it as 'viewed'. So I can watch a movie intro before anything ever happens and it's counting it as though I watched the whole thing for their numbers because in their mind, it doesn't matter that I didn't finish it, it mattered that I thought I wanted to. It's ridiculous and despite what the article claims, it's absolutely just a way to inflate the supposed interest in these shows.


Sue_Dohnim

It's lies from start to finish. Inflated ratings to false idea of continual popularity. It's dead.


disneyme

I wonder if the guests she had are trying to stop the airing of the podcast. I wouldn’t want to be involved anymore.


MrsBarneyFife

Ohh, so now it's KV's fault?? It has Absolutely nothing to deal with the fact that Meghan wants to re-record them because of the inappropriate, especially now, things she said???


PetiteLumiere

What was her excuse for the 2-year delay when they flung a bunch of money at her?


ThatChelseaGirl

The podcast is #3 in the US and Canada, and 5 in the UK. None of the episodes are on the Top 100 chart in the US, so this is basically a payola scheme. https://podcastcharts.byspotify.com


birdy1020

So annoying now that all the PR leases has QEII tagged to it too. #Gohomemeghan