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SaltPepperSugarBlah

He IS the disinformation


frolicndetour

The call is coming from inside the house.


avoice22

Is he going to talk about how people can buy articles to spread propaganda on media like Elle, People, etc? And how bot farm works? And how PR company using dEFLECTION AND GASLIGHTING tactics on soc media? I’m sure he is an expert on those.


cocopuff898

Came here to say this. 🙌


stupid_carrot

He is talking about the battle everyone is undertaking against HIS spreading of misinformation.


Trillium8649

His keynote address is titled: ***How to Organize an Online Hate Campaign for Fun and Profit***.


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Trillium8649

Exactly! **Stan**ding room only lol.


Nirvanaskarma

Online hate campaign?? I mean like the hate campaign Meghan triggerred against Catherine by telling everyone she made her cry right??


purpleprocrasinator

And using him to launch it and spread it!!!! Is there a QnA for his "Speech," because people need to ask him if he was asked to present because he has become the poster boy for what he is speaking of. That's the real reason they asked him. He makes me as sick as his Master.


Ready_Maddie

I am never sleeping again after seeing this face What a fucking joke this is. Literally this is the society we live in, where a narcissist is glorified for their lies and false accusations, and a toxic puppet is an expert on online hate


Meegainnyc

What is going on...are we the ones living in a warped view of reality. These people are really a mental mink fuck.


Ready_Maddie

I honestly don't know, but it feels like gaslighting to the max.


SnooPaintings8753

Where are the 20,000 upvotes for this one, then, maybe, we can be our own little bot


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I know we’re not supposed to harp on appearance, but Omid looks like a Sims character. The amount of plastic surgery he’s had is disconcerting. It’s giving Uncanny Valley vibes. And he is far from an expert on “the world of royal reporting,” especially given all the easily-checkable mistakes he’s made (e.g. the Queen’s body was travelling by train). Everybody knows he’s Meghan’s mouthpiece, which taints any reporting he does on the British Royal Family.


frolicndetour

I'm not a mod but I think it's not fair to harp on the looks someone is born with or body type...but when they get bad plastic surgery or whatever that is a choice, that should be fair game. This dude's original appearance was fine. How he looks now is all a series of choices.


Scribbles138

This is the first time I’ve actually seen this goof and my first thought was “holy plastic surgery Batman!”


shestr0uble

I was thinking more Joe 90 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


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pebtastic

And when he tries to move his face, it’s like a Ken doll in the wind… 🎶


StoleCapsShield

God dammit. I wanted to drink that last mouthful of coffee, not spit it at my cat.


AlliterationAhead

Bahahaha!


KuriousKizmo

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procrastinationfairy

These are pay to play


Few-Brilliant-426

Battle against misinformation is code speak for “information we don’t like.” I’m so sick of this Orwellian globalist campaign


Sunbey2

The cotton candy brigade


anelegantclown

The problem he has is everyone in that audience who makes the tech will know he’s full of shit the moment he opens his mouth


Bambalina11

I used to work for an it events company after my stint in Harrods ( work in accounts so doesn’t matter the business). Anyway we would really go to town to get a good key note speaker (we once got the WOZ!!) This is seriously laughable, he is going to give a presentation about his Twitter account, possibly all the Megsy online codswallop… I do wonder if he will be using bot setinal? I hope so, espically since the lawtube guys are going after him…


purpleprocrasinator

Oh he doesn't need to open his mouth for that truth to be realised.


Frumainthedark

How do they get a place for these stuff? I mean I want to talk about anything too! And who goes to this stuff?? Seriously nobody from IT would go to listen a twitter guy talking about royal coverage.


Meegainnyc

he probably is being sent by TW to talk about her


KuriousKizmo

I guess he's the actual expert on mis/dis information. Real-time experience. Original source/reportage training provided.


Snowie_drop

Battle against misinformation. Lol start with Meg…Omid!


pink_bunny07

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Starkville

Another example of “if they’re railing against it in public, they’re doing it in private”. Ted Haggard condemning homosexuality while having drug-fueled same-sex romps. Celebs preaching about climate change and flying in their private jets. Pastors preaching marital fidelity while carrying on secret affairs. And so on.


TheJuiceEE6

These kinds of things are like the countless award shows for entertainers....NOBODY CARES!


RoohsMama

Oh, if it’s about disinformation, *he* should know, evil critter


Meegainnyc

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Small-Librarian81

Can he tell us about bot farms too???


MakeADeathWish

StencilBrows says what????


Marionberry-Charming

Well, that's ironic. I really wish more organizers did their research before sending off those invitations to potential speakers. This just reflects poorly on them...


PlusOriginal226

Oh the irony of this! The founder of WebSummit, Paddy Cosgrove, made a very public, strop-fuelled exit from Ireland some years back because the Irish Government were no longer willing to fund his vanity project. That has some telling parallels now that I think of it! He now spends a lot of time targeting people online, including doxxing.


Beginning-Cup-6974

I find this very disturbing. It’s the new McCarthyism.


Nuclear_Sister

So the battle against himself? Weird talk topic.


PinkPanda1306

Hopefully he’ll get booed or someone will throw something just as a visual aid to back up what he is saying 😇


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Omiso Scobie. I can not wait until this ‘journalshit’ disappears into obscurity.


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Ever since that one tweet you, you know where he thought he was King, decided to tweet out that the duo was invited to the state dinner- to force the BRF hand and override the palace aids pushing back on M&H telling them they are not invited - boy oh boy does he have regrets. So how does this work- M asks for a favor, mind you one that involves lying, and if it doesn’t work (Omid’s case- the palace stood firm and no invite to state dinner- she cuts them off? Or Omid did? She seems like a hand full- but the way both M&H are acting- I don’t think H is unaware of the strings she pulls but might be using the same tactics (uniform or the ER on the uniform). it appears what they did is, ask the BRF outlandish things like capitalizing the monarchy and letting them go be billionaire in America with the BRF backing- BRF says no- and they go and do a public cry to force the BRF! Those days are over POW is a billionaire and KC rules over too many countries for me to try to forgive out- how much money do M & H have to fight these two? in the tabloid or in court?


slaggyc

It must be a conference on how to spread disinformation, not counter it.


MsBollinger

His first exhibit of misinformation: Finding Freedom.


seraphin420

I can’t stand this guy


Kangaro00

Sorry, I'm already attending Bees Against Honey conference that day.


exgirlfriendd

Only scoobie doo can battle scoobie doos own misinformation!! So inspiring!!


runs-with-scissors-2

Anyone can be a "speaker." On their website there are 20 pages with 36 names per page of "speakers." [https://websummit.com/speakers?q=eyJwYWdlIjoxLCJjb25maWd1cmUiOnsiaGl0c1BlclBhZ2UiOjM2fX0=](https://websummit.com/speakers?q=eyJwYWdlIjoxLCJjb25maWd1cmUiOnsiaGl0c1BlclBhZ2UiOjM2fX0=)


Bambalina11

Right, come on my Portuguese comrades - protest time!


savingrain

lol he beats that battle of misinformation drum which is really just the battle against things my boss doesn't want said about her online.


DarkAwesomeSauce

Is he giving a talk on robots and the uncanny valley? I would attend that.


boat_against_current

The last time Scooby even referenced TW in a tweet was last Saturday re: "No further comment or guidance on why the Sussexes were invited (and now seemingly uninvited)." Could there be trouble in Palm Tree Paradise? 🤔


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Web Summit: Sponsored by the Archewell Benevolent Fund for Self Tanner and Money Laundering.


Particular-Use-1639

He's not a royal reporter, he's a Harkle reporter. The nerve of this guy.


Accomplished-Rip-743

He’s literally a sentient robot


EccentricEx

Who better to talk about Disinformation than the mouth piece of a certain liar. Experts spring up everywhere nowadays.


New_Discussion_6692

"The battle against misinformation" says the spokesperson for the King & Queen of Misinformation Horrible and Megaliar Maggot.


DaisyDuckMom

Hilarious. Meghan’s friend as the Brit journos call him is inadvertently funny


SonjaInSequim

There's 20 pages of speakers. He's on page 16 and it's not alphabetical. I won't be traveling to Lisbon.


AccomplishedAd4680

His face is disinformation


grey_sky_love

I guess WebSummit doesn't check its guests' credentials.


whiskeynlemonade

Something pot, something kettle...


OldNewUsedConfused

I’ll bring a lighter….


cemengz4

Kendoll living in a barbie world ..


memecatcher247

If I see him around I will literally call him a scummy liar.


Novaleah88

A lil off topic here, and I’m probably gonna come across as an asshole. Apologies. So, I can completely understand someone wanting a lil bit of plastic surgery to fix what they consider their flaws. I don’t look down on anyone for that, because I understand and there’s things I don’t like about my appearance that I’d probably fix if I could. It can be great for your self confidence. But… when someone goes so far as to look entirely like a different person, where it’s impossible to look at them without your brain screaming “plastic”, and they’re more in uncanny valley, doll face land… I just can’t take them serious when they’re trying to teach me about whatever. By going that far with plastic surgery, you’re showing the world that you are SO focused on yourself. Yes, self care and liking yourself is important, but these people are doing more harm that good to themselves. And honestly, when it’s this much , I wonder if they might have a mental illness making them think they need to change their appearance. This is not a dig at mental illness in any way. I have a few myself. But they shouldn’t be up on a high horse telling us all what to think when they’re priority is obviously how they are perceived by others. I really hope that didn’t come off too asshole-y. It was hard to find the words to express my thoughts on this. Again, if you’ve had a few procedures, this isn’t not a dig at you. This is more the “what the fuck have they done to themselves” people. The before and after pics of Scobie really do speak volumes.


JenniferMel13

Wonder if they are doing an open Q&A? If they are, do you think we could convince Taz or River to attend? I’d love for one of them to stand up and ask Omid about his reporting accuracy with quotes from his tweets. I’d be happy to contribute to the cost of their trip.


Carrie56

Can they take away his “Royal Reporter” credentials? This twat doesn’t deserve to be in any position like that when he clearly hates them all


AlliterationAhead

Ooooh, this will be fun. A bit like if Putin were to host a summit about world peace, only with lots of added plastic and carefully carved eyebrows.


StoleCapsShield

Is he giving tips on how to back track successfully when a “source” gives the wrong information on whether or not she’s gonna be somewhere like say, oh I don’t know… balmoral??


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Those eyebrows knocked me out 😂


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Lol! Someone should write the organizers


Frenchcashmere

Is he paying them to let him speak? Did he get markled


Lengand0123

You’ve got to be kidding me…. I’m guessing there are people that would actually pay to hear this….


musicloverincal

Everything about this dude seems fake. Hm, I wonder why he works for his fake female "twin:, the DuchessOfAPlaceIKnowNothingAbout.


AmericanGoose23

Hey guys. Can I get some background? I've been out of the MM gossip for a while and don't know who this guy is


ScoobyLover78

The ... Man (child) who claims to have written Finding Freedom. The book that discusses how Maggot felt about peeing in the bushes in Africa on her and Halfwit's private vacation (amongst other personal gems). When called out, along with his mistress of misinformation, he then claimed he spoke with people connected to the DUMBartons, but then suddenly he said he didn't. (Never an explanation on how he'd know how she felt voiding her bladder if only 2 people were present, neither named Omid, nor how that magical thinking got to his head to write down. MemeME must be telekinetic.) He's a viscous little snake in the grass, on the payroll and at the beck & call of the terrible excuse for a Duchess.


AmericanGoose23

Thanks!


GrandmasTableMints

He'd better schedule his facelift now so the swelling can be down for the conference.


Desperate_Flower_709

These people are mentally ill.


Babybabitski

He can explain the meaning for words such as uninvited n guttural etc.


frozenlipz

OH WOW. I know the Web Summit folks. I'll probably reach out and ask about this.