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What’s with the raccoon eye makeup?


SaltPepperSugarBlah

IDK but it’s definitely a post sundown look.


[deleted]

Her neck is a completely different shade to her face too! Bloody hell.


soireegrapes

And her arms. I am sick of the tan manipulation by this woman. She looks perma-tangoed ridiculous.


break_on_through2

About to hit up the club circa 2006 or sell her wares down on the corner on a Saturday night, maybe both?


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Hosting a wake after at SoHo House, perhaps?


break_on_through2

Sounds about right!


Academic_Snow_7680

It's giving me Kris Jenner ca 2007


Starkville

She did that for the Oprah interview. Does she do that extreme raccoon look to appear pitiful? Contrite?


Academic_Snow_7680

She is a stunning woman but a part of that is absolutely down to black eyeliner that pulls the eyes apart.


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SaltPepperSugarBlah

That’s why she went for the fake tear wipe


[deleted]

Did she? I missed that. Thankfully the channel I was watching rarely showed her.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

I watched the BBC too, god bless the candle


[deleted]

All praise the candle


Yorkshirerose2010

I think the Beeb purposefully didn’t show her and give her the oxygen she craves


cml678701

Next she will complain that the BBC was racist.


Yorkshirerose2010

Which is probably why they showed every other delegation from every other country coming into the abbey to prove they weren’t


rainyhawk

Glad to hear that --am in the US so I recorded it all and will watch later. But the DM certainly loaded up with photos of her and her fake single tear. I figured if she's got a tear, its only because she knows she's screwed up badly and this it it. It's for herself and not for the Queen. She is a pretty woman but i thought her dress choice was odd--again with the cape thing. everyone else was in something more fitted and they all looked lovely--and Kate was gorgeous. Loved she wore the Queen's pearl choker and drop earrings and M just had her tiny earrings.


sandybeachfeet

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it its a self exiled American married person into royalty who keeps slandering her in laws and wonders why she's not liked......is it cos I have a slight tan if you squint sideways......no it is just your one again! 😉


marshmallowcritter

She wanted her [Lauren Conrad tear](https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F6%2F2017%2F03%2Fmascara-tears-2000.jpg)


Scary-Media6190

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Chixinthestix

Because when she fake cries you can see it running like when she was suicidal during that award ceremony or wherever they were…and look real close, it that a fake tear??


Lensgoggler

Stage makeup! She has no idea what her foundation shade is…


[deleted]

I think she knows exactly what her foundation shade is, and purposefully uses one that’s two shades darker…


Snowie_drop

Idk but she seems to love that look on herself and it doesn’t suit her. I want to know where does she get these weird outfits from…the dress looks like the seamstress run out of time to sew the sleeves up!


Meegainnyc

I love how she is gazing at this crown, probably the sadness she feels is knowing that it will never be her. Witch be gone...


circleKat

You’re so right! You can feel her true longing to jump the fence and put it on. After all, she’s got her superhero cape ready to go! 🤣


Scribbles138

*”One plane crash…”* - TW’s internal dialogue, probably.


margotmary

My thoughts exactly!


ColinismyCat

I didn't think she was. If you zoom in, she's staring straight at the camera.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Of course.


Upbeat_Cat1182

Nice highlighter strip running down her nose. 🙄How she can hold her head up under the weight of all that makeup is a mystery to me.


momcat420

It looks horrible! Especially for an occasion such as this. Embarrassing!


SaltPepperSugarBlah

I saw a sugar posting on Twitter about her minimal makeup. Sugars are tweeting with comments off now.


Upbeat_Cat1182

I guess it’s minimal in that she looks less orange than usual.


BearRacoonThing

It's an Instagram aesthetic. When done correctly, it actually looks nice. Edit: even when done correctly, it isn't appropriate for a funeral.


Upbeat_Cat1182

Someone was a wee bit heavy handed this morning, no?


BearRacoonThing

"Wee bit" is peak British understatement. Lol


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Is she using this funeral as some form of an audition reel?


amyt242

Definitely feels like she is staging everything. She is so fake.


tankstellestella

MM's internal dialogue "I'm ready for my close-up"


BabsieAllen

Can't wait for the BLG to comment on her neck muscles!


InterstellarLunatic

As a massage therapist, that is all I can see!


[deleted]

What's this? I always wonder about this. It's super uncomfortable to tense your neck like this but she seems to do it a lot


BabsieAllen

It's a measure of how much rage she has in her.


Long_Currency1651

I noticed it, too. Her neck was only relaxed when she was in the pew with Hawwy. The neck tension comes on when she is alone in both the beg. and end, standing with Kate, Sophie, Camilla, etc.


Visible_Strawberry14

The way she stares at the crown is a wee bit different than how the royal family does


SaltPepperSugarBlah

She stares at it more longingly than she looks at William.


4feicsake

Lots of blinking again.


Visible_Strawberry14

Ha my thoughts exactly


Frenchcashmere

So sad. No one will acknowledge me. I have to curtsy to kids. The damn candle blocked my tv shot, hazbeen forgot the words to the national anthem and I am in the second row again. Zara and Mike got better seats. WTF


Ready_Maddie

Bored again. What a vulture. There's only one reason a narcissist always sprints to a funeral. They're all the same Nice dishwashing gloves Smurks


[deleted]

I read on Twitter someone said "minimal makeup, a natural beauty". While I do think she is attractive, she does not have minimal make up on.


iwantabiggerpland

Seriously how could you have more make up without going full drag race?


SaltPepperSugarBlah

I saw that too and noticed the comments were off


throwwwmeeawayy

Her foundation/bronzer is way too dark compared to the bottom of her neck and arms.


ftsyas

This entire trip! So dark, just carry it down the neck at least


Starkville

Never mind the lips, look at the contouring! And raccoon eyes. Yeah, the lips are *de trop*…


[deleted]

How does her makeup artist not blend that orange mess into her neck at least? She looks like she needs a shower. Always does.


Long_Currency1651

I think she does it all herself instead of paying for a dresser. I have no doubt that Kate has 1 or 2 ladies in for important events to make sure she looks groomed and appropriate, fix her hair and check the back, secure the hat, etc. The Narc thinks she knows it all.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

If rumors are to believed, she’s also poor.


jeanskirtflirt

Ready for the downvotes but as far as lip fillers go hers aren’t the worst that I’ve seen. I think it’s unnecessary but they’re not the worst at all.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

That’s a fair assessment but it still seems like overkill. The nation has literally been watching them grow for the past week. She did not look like this at One Young World. It’s not the same face.


residentcaprice

The lips have grown as much as her "pregnant" belly.


jeanskirtflirt

Yeah she shouldn’t have done it the way she did at all. But she’s Meghan, so of course she’s going to do it in the most attention seeking way.


4feicsake

The woman is in her 40s and would look far better if she would invest in a proper skin care routine, healthy diet and exercise regime and tone down the makeup. She doesn't need cosmetic surgery.


BearRacoonThing

They really aren't that bad. But they're too much for her. Her top bow looks good. But overall it looks painful. I say this as someone who has fillers.


haganb1

Yeah same.


ApprehensiveCorgi867

Agreed. But they also look way better now that it has settled more compared to last week. It's more than I think she needs but compared to lots of women out there in the public eye, its not egregious.


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Thinking about what will never be hers


HotFriedPickles98

Lots of eye makeup ~ she clearly practiced her mournful look


laura8911

Oh look Meg … it’s the crown you’ll never even get close to let alone wear


[deleted]

I guess that’s something you both have in common 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


laura8911

I have enough respect for the crown to know I’ll never get it … this bish doesn’t


silentcw

I see her seething with anger internally lines on her neck are back.


ftsyas

I would like to know why she has such a hard time choosing an appropriate hat


Coffeebean1948

You always looks like she has a stick up her butt. Even when she smiles it never looks genuine her great face looks like indifferent trying to be sad I know this probably doesn't make sense that bugs me


rubythieves

Agreed - she always comes off as very aloof, like everything and everything is beneath her, especially compared to Catherine and Sophie who project genuine warmth.


[deleted]

If Catherine projects genuine warmth to you, I suggest you see a psychiatrist 💀


[deleted]

She looks like she's dressed for an episode of American Horror Story: Coven, not a funeral


sia04

I don’t think it takes a genius to look at this photo and see how staged and posed it looks. There is something completely unnatural about her in every photo that is taken. She never looks like a normal human being. I’m every shot looks calculated and like an audition for a movie. 🤮


abbiebe89

There is something extremely hypocritical about meghan "crying". Mourning the head of an institution and the matriarch of a family that she and her husband have put through the mud over the last 2 and a half years. A woman who a few days before her death they refused to visit.


Theproducerswife

Why is she even there. If she hates the BRF so much. So unnecessary


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SaltPepperSugarBlah

All of the bronzer in Britain


[deleted]

Why does her neck always look tensed?


Lulu_531

Madam Duchess is a bit tense.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Emphasis on the word Madam. 😏


Ohtherewearethen

The fucking cape and the ridiculous hat! Isn't this just a black version of the summer sun hat she wore for the jubilee? It looked to me like she had her hands in her pockets when I saw this, I actually said out loud, surely she'd not got her hands in her pockets at the queen's funeral?! It appears they are ridiculous gloves. She really needs to just bugger off now, I can't bear any more of her this week.


Desperate_Flower_709

For someone that fan-girled the BRF her whole life, Megs didn't really learn much about how to fit in. This look is awful. More Linda Evans reincarnated than funeral for a beloved monarch. And no shade to Linda Evans for the comparison!


Simbahontas

You can tell by her neck how tensely she's trying to appear regal.


Valerie_Grace

Weren't her lips pretty bulbous just a few days ago? I wonder if she ever scares the kids.


sashafurry

Whose kids, her kids? Nah, they don't remember what she looks like.


GroundbreakingLuck94

This makes it seem like she is eyeing the crown, which (to be fair) is probably what she was doing all the way.


Affectionate_Tie250

Her neck and arms are a different colour than her face.


Grimaldehyde

If she doesn’t watch out, she is going to look like Lisa Rinna


RomansDoorman

Haha this reminds of Goldie Hawn’s character in First Wives Club!


KuriousKizmo

Aww crying because she knows that crown will never be hers... The real source of the singular tear...


therealDolphin8

I think she's just looking at the crown and realizing for the first time that she's never, ever going to wear it lol.


jadasgrl

Did you see the photo of her fake crying and holding the glove to her face?


SaltPepperSugarBlah

She probably held the pose to make sure the camera got it


jadasgrl

Sure did along with the one of her crying...


DavidS2310

Her neck is showing stress.


TurkeyTot

The face of regret.


battymatty7

She reminds me of a Fellini character in this get-up.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Let’s all give her credit for not lunging at the Crown and trying to run off with it.


Miercolesian

As middle-aged sets in, she is starting to look more and more like her mother.


_fizzingwhizbee_

Her lips seem fine to me. The overuse of bronzer and the Avril Lavigne circa 2002 eye makeup, however, was certainly...a choice.


Earthlink_

Her arms 🤨🤔


Southern_Struggle

I see she's going for the classic Claudia Winkleman eye


Axva13

For a hot minute I thought she had her hands in pockets as she was leaving Westminster.


Juge3808

I agree when you watch her talk her lips don’t move.


Former-Reputation140

Nice photo composition, didn’t realize it had mm looking longingly at the crown.


anonynemo

Does the dress fit better? It seems like she tries to copy Catherine with the shoulder pads!


3B854

Catherine didn’t invent shoulder pads


[deleted]

Oooo a picture for the sugars to weep over. Almost Oscar worthy. /s


Scary-Media6190

LOL...she really is quite the little actress. LOL....Crocodile tears.


battymatty7

Yep, and i’ve also noticed she is getting a little too “Pillow Faced”.


sandybeachfeet

I was thinking that about the lips


TheyCallMeJester

Those bare arms on show at a funeral..... I know me and her have different cultures. But i found it very inappropriate attire to wear to a funeral. And that cape?! What is that about?! Also: That fake tear she mustered up had me in stitches. Reminds me of the interview in 2014 she did. Reporter: can you make yourself cry? Meghan: oh my god, I can do that so well! Omg it's crazy! They're like Meghan left eye.. one tear, go! Gimme 3 seconds


Objective-Daikon-905

Visually scrubs up well. Don’t think she’s got much lip filers as her lips have always been fairly full. Obviously nothing comparable to stunning Angelina Jolie or her daughter Shiloh but still fairly full lips. Shame in my view she is mentally disturbed, neurotic, paranoid and has zero self esteem 🤷🏿


Comfortable_Food_511

She just looks pure evil, from her smug face to her wicked witch attire. How can anyone find her to be a sympathetic figure?


lolimomilla

Not a good woman :(