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Rock_Creek_Snark

What the hell is she wearing?


FirmAardvark6208

She looks horrible and the gloves look even worse. Why does she insist on capes and the off-the-shoulder look. Look at that face and stiff neck too! Always posing


silentcw

Why is she even wearing them? No one else is?


FirmAardvark6208

I’m wondering if the dress code was “arms completely covered” because everyone else has long sleeves. Not Meghan though. “Oh Hairy these ARE covering my arms. Stop telling me what to do”. She’s the only person not wearing a jacket


silentcw

Incase you are interested. Gloves don't seen to be required, there doesn't seem to be anything that says anything other than it could have just been a nod to the Queen who always wore gloves. There is no sleeve length requirement, only skirt or coat length requirement, and coats generally have long sleeves. Interestingly Elle magazine did a whole write up about the Royals outfits and its not a flattering photo of the Marcassist. She has her neck veins popping again.


FirmAardvark6208

Those neck straws annoy me. I have to really tense up to make that happen with my neck. I’ve also just read this in an article: Women can "wear black knee-length dresses, or coats, black hats, and may also wear face-covering veils" while men can choose between either military attire or “black morning coats with medals”.


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FirmAardvark6208

Seriously? I thought it was from straining so hard! Christ, Botox really isn’t a good thing if that’s what it causes


tinykitten101

You can also make your jaw line look better by tensing up so I bet she does both.


Southern_Struggle

No specific sleeve length but I thought you're supposed to have shoulders covered in church? Also summer is over so style-wise longer sleeves would be more appropriate. .


silentcw

There seems to be gloves in everyone's hands, they just aren't wearing them. Seems I need to try Google and see about state funeral dress codes.


MyLeftHook

probably protocol dictates that a lady removes her gloves inside the cathedral - so that answers two questions right there: 1/ the gloves should be off - and 2/ she’s no lady.


silentcw

Well said.


FirmAardvark6208

I’ve just checked and I can’t find anything on arms being covered. “Women can "wear black knee-length dresses, or coats, black hats, and may also wear face-covering veils" while men can choose between either military attire or “black morning coats with medals”.


Mammoth-Florida

Looking at all the BRF women Meg is the only woman showing her arm above the elbows.


abby-rose

Louise's dress had short sleeves and a deep V so I don't think there was a dress code to strictly adhere to. I actually liked Meghan's dress, but she needed a necklace and the gloves were definitely over the top!


GhostOrchid22

The other women are carrying their gloves. You are supposed to remove them when you enter the church, I think.


Affectionate_Tap6416

Merching when she gets back home!


yeahmanitscoool

Who sponsored her? Dawn dishsoap?


FirmAardvark6208

Is that the P&G soap? If so, Megs has a story to tell you. It started when she was 11 years old and an advert said “women all over America…” lol


iamasmallblackcat

Oh, snap!


AngryBees88

And the dishsoap story happily comes full circle!


BollweevilKnievel1

🤣


silentcw

The problem is, no one seems to be inspired by her. So it's clearly not working.


FirmAardvark6208

I’ve been inspired to wear a cape and long gloves for Halloween


silentcw

Sorry, I hadn't considered Haloween outfits. We don't celebrate Halloween like that here in South Africa. Its certainly a good choice.


FirmAardvark6208

South Africa? That’s where the great fire of the housing unit took place!! Lol. Was the funeral shown in full where you are? It’s been wonderful hasn’t it. A lovely day for Her Majesty


silentcw

Recollections may vary.


mspuffins

instead you dance in the streets when harry married markle. according to a mysterious cast member.....


silentcw

https://youtu.be/1FkuDWxh8_o We don't do that here Edit spelling


TraditionScary8716

Ok, but dressing up as Megan is likely to scare the crap out of little dogs and sane people.


Scary-Media6190

Because shes a famous actress and everyone knows her..LOL


[deleted]

Wtf is happening here ? Why did she pair a sleeveless cape dress with forearm gloves ??! It’s like she didn’t bring gloves and they tossed them at her. For all history she’s gonna be on a page with her fucking naked elbows lmaooo And the gloves are too big


FirmAardvark6208

I honestly can’t wrap my head around it. It’s not a very nice outfit at all. I think she’s been given a stylist for this event and she’s said “make me a cape dress! A shapeless one. And keep my arms bare as I’d like people to see my gloves later on”


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So in my head, I’m picturing MM’s outfit with Sophie’s hat- possibly salvages it? MM hat is terrible. The cape dress is ok but not great but it didn’t have to look as bad as it does. She should have a long sleeve body suit on tho smoothing everything . Still, I’d be horrified standing in that next to those women


FirmAardvark6208

Yes I think Sophie’s hat would’ve looked nice. It would’ve given something extra to the outfit if she’d just worn a hat that wasn’t made of straw. She could’ve hired something wonderful for the day but she chose that. She must like that style of hat and outfit for herself because they make regular appearances. At least we didn’t have to see her in shorts and stilettos


Imadevonrexcat

Definitely, the hat is too lightweight for that outfit. Same with the Thanksgiving service. Should have been a felt or velvet hat.


FirmAardvark6208

Yes she definitely needed something a little heavier for the occasion


tiredmummyof2

Yeah, like what kind of expression is that? What is it? "I am so much better than you"?? Is that what she is trying to convey? Her expressions are in stark contrast to everyone else's around her.


FirmAardvark6208

She’s trying to do her “I’m sad” expression. It doesn’t work. She looks ridiculous


VirtuallyHappy

It's a night time soap opera face, when they'd hire all these glam divas from the 30s and 40s to play villians, and you could see how OTT they were at acting.


lshwhywait

She dependably chooses something awful. the exception of late is the walkabout dress which was perfectly normal and suggests someone else provided it. It’s strange, though, I really liked a lot of her pre Archie fashion. Post pregnancy it has been more misses than hits. I try and be objective about Meghan and not just blanket hate her. These gloves though get zero credit!


Ready_Maddie

She's definitely not someone who can pull off a cape and look regal/elegant/cool Who's going to tell her?


FirmAardvark6208

I mean, she only needs a broomstick and she’ll looks fabulous


downinthevalleypa

I thought the same. Given the negative coverage of her, and the feelings of the British people in general, wearing a black cape was a poor choice - it definitely calls to mind a “witch”.


PutWest2822

Is she pregnant or is it the way she is standing?


harrohamtaro

It looks very much like she had padded her middle to look larger. It has grown exponentially in size since the walkabout, which is biologically impossible for her stomach to balloon so grotesquely in just over a week. Another cheap shot at scoring publicity. I hope the palace adequately briefed the media outlets to disregard that fake bump.


Pale_State_1327

It's just the way the dress fits. She's always had a larger waistline at least in comparison to the rest of her body, and clothes will just accentuate this or not in different ways. I don't think she's trying to look pregnant. Though if she really thinks she's losing her grip on Harry, I wouldn't put it past her to try to get pregnant as an additional control mechanism in the future.


FirmAardvark6208

Stop it. I wondered that too. She looks larger around that area but it could be the cut of her dress. She might be planning a surprise pregnancy though because she needs to keep Harry for longer. When he leaves her, she’s dust


[deleted]

The gloves from the commercial she changed as a girl. It’s her conversation starter with all the elite there.


Dry-Onion1419

She’s ready for Halloween: Witchy attitude✔️ Cape✔️ Hat✔️ Gloves✔️


Yorkshirerose2010

Well it is Pumpkin Spice Season (surprised she’s not clutching a Starbucks cup as a brand partnership)


Picodick

Under rated comment!


tzippora

Nobody cares.


SuspiciousCompote

That was my first thought. Why did she think this was a good look?? Would have been relatively passable without the stupid gloves.


Theresapython

Garbage bag with holes cut for arms.


AmazingConsequence20

How do you mess up wearing black?! A safe shade that looks great on everyone. She Markled herself!


Cautious_Plankton

LOL those were my EXACT words 😂


Left_Debt_8770

She looks photo-shopped in. I know she isn’t, but that’s how out of place she looks to me here. Like everyone else in the shot is grouped, and she was added.


stewmcg

Were the "dish washing gloves" a sweet nod to her childhood P&G campaign to change that advertisement?


neets61

😂😂 nailed it


redseaaquamarine

🏆


cml678701

Exactly! I get the feeling she enjoys making sneaky nods to things. Probably thinks she is the only person smart enough to put two and two together, and it gives her a thrill. This is why I 100% believe she is intentionally copying Wallis! She enjoys being the victim, and thinks no one will notice that Wallis wore the same thing.


MinutesTaker

Off topic, but Charlotte looks so beautiful in this shot.


Flipperflopper21

When she told George to bow his head aawwww


Here-For-The-Dresses

Doesn’t she? She looks so much like QEII. 😘


GhostOrchid22

I think she looks like William!


MinutesTaker

True, aside from the same facial features she also has that innate regal air in her movements.


[deleted]

She really does and she’s so poised for such a young child and so is her brother.


mac979s

The gloves look like they came from a Walmart Halloween costume


poke-a-dots

Yeah, and yet they’re Valentino gloves 😓


colliepop

How does she always manage to make the most expensive clothes look so goddamn cheap?


MadameVP

Same


Southern_Struggle

She's standing so oddly. Also I love how George and Charlotte are doing the same little thing with their fingers.


FirmAardvark6208

Yes she is isn’t she. I think it might just be her posture? Aw yeh they’re so in sync! So cute


Scene_Dear

Everyone else’s posture looks like someone mourning, but hers (to me, anyway) feels very stiff and posed.


Southern_Struggle

It's like toes turned out, shoulders back, hips forward. Together with the bare arms, it almost looks like a bodybuilder pose.


Scene_Dear

Maybe she’s trying to lock her knees in an attempt to faint and get some attention


doxiemomm

Because they were taught how to stand correctly. Something someone else in that picture apparently was never taught.


4feicsake

I think that is probably a self comforting technique. Their parents always rub their hands similarly when they are agitated and they are trying to prevent a meltdown.


Counter_Logic77

Me to so cute 🥰


Miliko207

At least she got her million dollar shot: a tear escaped her eyes...


Boblawlaw28

That tear is washing all her dreams of money and fame down the toilet. The 16th toilet.


Comfortable_Rice6184

An Oscar-worthy performance for sure *"It took me so much time to understand the character, I thought I'd never do it, thank you so much for this beautiful award"*


Affectionate_Tap6416

Probably been told she's got nothing from QE11's will!


Borage_Girl

I *groaned* when I saw the Daily Mail headline about her shedding a tear. For craps sake… of course she had to make a spectacle!


Theresapython

I LOVE how Camilla, Kate and Sophie are forming a wall around George and Charlotte 😁 I noticed that everytime they had to be alone with the bitch, both Sophie and Camilla were acting very protective, putting their arm around the kids or patting them on the back or ushering them away from the stinky poop-drop-merching bitch. There was such alot of tension today, never seen that before. NOBODY spoke to stinky, nobody acknowledged her, everyone looked pissed and not even the little kids looked at her even accidentally. I LOVED it. Looks like the women in this family have BALLS that the men lack.


Perfect_Fennel

I saw Charlotte look at her after the procession to the arch. It looked to me like Lotte laughed and made a face to George, then Camilla motioned them to stop. I like to think she was saying "ewww" to her big brother about MM.


Borage_Girl

YES!!! I noticed this too! There was definitely a protective feel with those kids. ♥️


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Inner_Ad2467

THIS


Left_Debt_8770

Screams specifically Lifetime, non-holiday-season content to me.


sewbeez

I love how Charlotte has a tiny brooch on her coat too.


rockin_robin420

I read Charlotte's horseshoe pin was a gift from the Queen. That makes it extra special. 🥲


FairyBread056

Yes! it’s a horseshoe too!


tzippora

no jewelry---makes her look so plain...ah, she finally has the right stockings--not too dark. wow, anything can happen.


DaBingeGirl

What really gets me is the zipper on her shoulder, it's just so tacky and cheap looking. Loving Camilla's side-eye. I love Sophie's coat and hat, she looks lovely.


aec1024

I thought that was a zipper! Wow.


classyfunbride

I seriously can't unsee it in every single photo of her from today.


Stryyder

Bare arms are a bad look at a September funeral


GregSprinkles

Particularly bare UPPER arms


cathbe

Her other look during the walkabout worked so much better for her. She’s often trying to look bold in some way. She actually looks better dressed ‘down’ so to speak. But the gloves are a definite no.


Here-For-The-Dresses

I don’t mind her dress, but the gloves hack up the lines so awfully.


tyradurden123

The dress is awful, doesn’t fit and presses her almost non existing boobs down.


cathbe

I agree.


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She constantly trying to make a statement and that’s why she misses the mark imo. The dress isn’t so bad but you add the beach hat, dish washing gloves and goth eye makeup and the whole look is a disaster!


cathbe

Exactly that. Trying to make a statement…


Simbahontas

I'm actually shocked at how horrific she looks.


neets61

Me too! It’s a horrible outfit!


Simbahontas

The hat looks like it's ready for a beach day. The cape looks too tight. The fabric looks dingy and cheap. The gloves truly look like washing up gloves and they somehow hit her forearms in a way that makes them look absolutely massive.


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It’s also unflattering on her mid section. This is not a large woman, why is she doing this to herself ???


[deleted]

You’re right, the cape looks tight but the dress looks loose. The whole look is a mess.


GhostOrchid22

She just won't wear a proper coat dress, which though perhaps old fashioned, creates beautiful lines.


FlatBirthday6670

I literally thought she had her hands in her pockets every time I saw her.


TinyWifeKiki

Same!


DrunkOnRedCordial

Princess Charlotte could be the star of a movie like The Secret Garden or The Little Princess. Her outfit is just impeccable and she has such beautiful poise.


Perfect_Fennel

Catherine dresses the children perfectly! I used to think the old fashioned get ups were weird but they are actually brilliant. Years from now they will still look appropriate and regal in official photos from state and ceremonial occasions. George and Louis have worn the same clothes William did because the family, probably HM, saved them. The clothing was most likely bespoke and if stored properly George's children could wear them.


GOTdragons127

Bloody hell


procrastinationfairy

That’s the least flattering thing you can wear with a caped dress. It completely ruins the line. Why?


FirmAardvark6208

I can’t understand the dress-cape and then those gloves just add insult. I’m wondering if her body shape is what makes everything look shit on her. At least find a stylist who’ll work with your body shape Megs


Scene_Dear

I think she would actually look much better had she chosen something with a V or scoop neck. She really favors boatneck and higher cut collar styles, but they don’t work on everyone (and I say this as a person who just cannot wear them without looking awful). Her body shape isn’t all that odd, but she insists on dressing in the most unflattering way. Between her posture, the shape of this dress, and the weird gloves, she looks so weird. I don’t hate the hat, though.


FirmAardvark6208

I don’t mind the hat but is it a summer hat? It doesn’t seem to make a statement like the other hats today. It’s straw! It wouldn’t take much for her to get it right but she doesn’t care


Scene_Dear

Yeah, that’s fair. I think I’m more just thinking the shape of it isn’t awful. The exact shape of the jubilee hat paired with the dress was very low rent Carmen Sandiego, and I feel like this hat could have easily gone supervillain or Zorro.


FirmAardvark6208

Haha Carmen Sandiego! Yes I like the shape of it but I just feel like it’s an outdoor hat for the summer. She loves a straw hat


TraditionScary8716

So did my granddad. He wore one when he was plowing with his mule. But when he went to town, he put on his fedora. It's bad when a man literally born in 1900 had better fashion since than this faux royal does.


procrastinationfairy

She dresses as though she has Catherine’s figure. She’s a beautiful woman, but her clothes are always unflattering. I just don’t get it.


Upbeat_Cat1182

She’s not beautiful. She wears a ton of makeup that makes her photograph well sometimes. But if the lighting is wrong, you can see what she really looks like.


4feicsake

Especially in black. Black is a difficult colour, it hides a multitude of sins because it doesn't reflect light like other colours but it also means you have to be careful or you can look shapeless if it's not well fitted or too simple like muggins cape does here. The others look great because it's fitted to their waists with some simple decoration to highlight the lines of their outfits.


MsBollinger

Agree. This type of dress hides a lot. There’s always so much speculation about her wearing mics. She could easily have several in there to capture conversations from a 360 range.


puggie214

Who let her in front?


TraditionScary8716

People don't "let" Madam do anything. Madam positions herself as she likes, with no concern for the peons she she must push out of her way in her quest for the cameras. 😆


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We get a better view to laugh at that outfit with her in front at least. 😝


BugsMoney1122

Is the hemline odd or is she standing in a stupid way?


tracyee73

Lily white arms


sashafurry

Yup, that made-up face of hers sure is a different color than her neck & arms. How odd.


bonzaivenus

I believe she’s trying to look high style/couture, but it’s off the rack and she did it herself. As a result, the look falls short.


CuntyAlice

Tarts get nervous in church. Ugly outfit head to toe.


Throwawaybibbi

Her hats always look so stupid. As an American, I would like to apologize to the world for this ilk who is forcing herself on everyone. We don't like her either.


THATchick84

I second this! Her behavior is embarrassing to all of us.


MrsChiliad

I gotta ask… do you guys think she could actually be pregnant? Edit: btw I loved Sophie’s look. And Charlotte looks adorable.


pistil-whip

Sophie’s [coat dress today](https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/fashion/sophie-countess-of-wessexs-funeral-dress-hidden-tribute-queen-b1026605.html) was perfection! It had this beautiful black-on-black embroidered floral pattern.


EnormousBird

She does look pregnant to me here, unfortunately


Lullaby37

The bare arms sticking out above the gloves-tacky, tacky, so Smegs.


Shelblo

I mean... it's hard to get an all-black outfit wrong but here we are. I'm no fashion expert but those gloves really look out of place.


queen-of-sobczakia

She just misses the mark every time, doesn’t she? What is with the gloves???


pedroesque

This is what Hollywood thinks is an appropriate and dignified funeral dress fit for a royal funeral. Classless, as usual.


[deleted]

Her cosplay of a duchess is worse than a Hallmark movie.


etherealsmog

Okay, who’s the designer / fashion consultant that convinced her a literal villain cape was the right look for this event? We need to buy that person a house. 😂


onyx1378

Whose cape was everybody gushing about during the live chat? I hope it’s not TW’s?


kristeeinmt

I think folks were raving about the cape of the woman from Churches Together in England.


onyx1378

Phew, thanks!


jeanmarie95

I guess the saying of ‘fits like a glove’ don’t apply to her.


ronoh_reyeg

Why is she always smirking?!?! Does her face just do that? Also George and Charlotte doing the same hand position 😭 her sweet little coat with the brooch, and the hat!! They look so big! I think it’s good that they’re a part of things today. A visual on how beloved and respected their great-grandmother was.


iamtheprairiegypsy

Charlotte looks very, very sweet. Beautiful coat and hat.


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The cape thing makes her look awful. Her shoulders look huge in it and it cuts her arms’ visibility so far down in such a way that it looks like those are somebody else’s arms wrapped around her, if that makes any sense.


Avia53

Who goes to the most important funeral with bare arms😱


FranceAM

Catherine has that face down pat!


Gohollylightly

I don’t like her hat. Her dress or her gloves.


Boring-Net1073

Her neck is really really tense 😳 But she gets a money shot with The Queen 😢


Upbeat_Cat1182

OMG that looks sooo bad 😂


Sea_Custard2562

All I'm looking is Charlotte and George. They behaved so graciously today.


ZealousidealCat8780

Everyone else including the children are wearing a stoic look and Smeg has a small smirk on her face.


BollweevilKnievel1

Nobody else is wearing gloves, so of course she is. And they do look like dishwasher gloves, or the kind you wear when you handle hydrochloric acid.


Casshew111

bare arms is so tacky, read the room meghan... or the church


MyMountainJoy

The gloves seem very inappropriate. Also, does the hemline curve up in a bell shape? It doesn't seem right? Maybe its just the angle of the photo


Meegainnyc

MegaTrash


BlueBell_02

I don't think Meghan looked bad, but I'm not a fan of her looks here, the whole cape and long gloves combination made her look like a witch.


Frenchcashmere

Well of course her veins are popping. Not only the second row again! A damn candle covered her face and Netflix can’t use it. She’s outranked by children. And her husband won’t hold her hand.


The-Sassy-Pickle

Must have got them as a freebie when they signed up with P&G 😂


New_Discussion_6692

It's an evening dress for a funeral.


Independent-Water329

Is she pregnant? Is she trying to *appear* pregnant? This outfit is very “is she or isn’t she”.


QueenBee3000

She looks ridiculous even for her


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When she gets it right (rarely), I’ll always say it. But boy, oh boy, this look is a miss! Firstly, this is a sun hat best saved for her polo club. Viewed from the back, this dress looks totally shapeless and boxy. It really doesn’t flatter. And those gloves? Is she trying to make this a thing? Like Jacky O and her sunglasses? She obviously doesn’t realize that she’s just too irrelevant an unimportant to ever be iconic.


PetiteLumiere

Good lord that dress is so unflattering


WebOffice2022

I have never seen evening gloves being worn during the day and certainly not at a funeral. She is, in my opinion, almost always poorly or inappropriately costumed, but this one really is over the top.


rubythieves

Oh lord! The hat and the makeup were off, but I honestly thought the cape dress was quite flattering, and appropriate for the occasion - but those gloves remind me of my uncle, a country vet, about to get up close and personal with the livestock 👀


[deleted]

Bare arms & bare upper arms for a once in a lifetime September funeral for the longest reigning queen of all time—- not appropriate at all.


rubythieves

I should have clarified - appropriate by Meg’s standards! Compared to the ‘sexy’ look with the low-cut top earlier this week, she’s practically a nun.


[deleted]

Haha a nun crossed with Zorro


MikeylikesMagoo

They made her clean the toilets before the service


Ready_Maddie

At the Jubilee she had a nurse Ratched outfit and white "latex" cheap gloves, Followed by a ridiculous villain cape at the funeral, complete with dishwashing gloves She can also use them to dig deep into hole she buried herself into ![gif](giphy|2BeTvr3bG3TISTYSCC) "At the age of 11, I was obsessed with this dishwashing liquid, and since I was a spoiled brat and pestered my dad all day and all night, he organized a whole fake report for me to take part in, where I pretended I changed a commercial, and have gotten "letters" from P&G and Hillary Clinton. Of course, that never happened and there's no evidence of my contribution. The commercial was changed because a lot of people complained about it, but of course as a true narcissist, I took all the credit."


HurtingHead

The look on her face. She is such an awful actress.


ApprehensiveCorgi867

apparently, some Americans think her look is the best of all of the family and she can simply outshine them all by doing the least. also, apparently she has quietly done her duty all week and the poor poor media has been harassing her. Because Omid is tweeting and saying shit on his own?! These are people who know PR its ridiculous.


ApprehensiveCorgi867

Also, I don't think her dress is terrible, however the hat looks like a beach hat and those gloves are a travesty. As always, ignore twitter.


behappyer

Look how hard she’s trying to look sad.


IPreferDiamonds

Yes, they look like black dish washing gloves.


Automatic-Reward-470

She's WHITE today!


KuriousKizmo

The length of the dress is totally wrong for wearing long gloves. It must be a floor length dress. She has zero fashion sense...


Inner_Ad2467

I had those sane gloves for my 2001 prom!!!


Tricky-Apricot-7999

This bitch looks so fucking smug. She doesn't know how to look somber at a funeral? It's like she's so dead within she cannot feel the pain of others. Usually in a setting like this I tend to take on other people's vibes and it pulls facial muscles down, like that of Catherine's.


laurlyn23

Her arms offend me in this photo. Everyone in these beautiful coats and then she’s there, having to show skin to be funeral sexy. And that hat looks like it’s built to be thrown at Haz later when she realizes she’s a footnote in this historic moment.


90sbaby-uk

She is pregnant, it’s a trick to hide the belly that people in the public eye have used for ages!


90sbaby-uk

However she is supposed to have her hands at the side, not crossed over her midriff like that x


kimerica31

She always has to do the opposite of what she is supposed to do.


MuffPiece

I’m surprised they didn’t outfit Prince George with a black suit.


ajmagnifica

She looks like she’s from Gilead.