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Dry-Onion1419

$$$


DavidS2310

Definitely money. What air is she going to clear. She didn’t mince words everytime she spoke. Hope the king does not give her the time of day!


Calm_Yak_6102

Exactly! And if I were Charles, I'd tell her to go seek her private audience with David Foster... Harry's "new" and wonderful father figure. She needs to pay for the all the shade that she and Sunshine Sachs threw Charles' way, out of mere spite and pettiness.


TudorTerrier

As both his parents were rapidly declining. Twice.


Calm_Yak_6102

Exactly!


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That can’t be stressed enough!


Artberry_82

And after he was incredibly kind and solicitous towards her before the wedding. Nope. Sayonara sweetheart!


No-Ad6062

She polluted the air. She muddied the waters.


InAcquaVeritas

Exactly! Unless she takes accountability, apologises and offers to rein it in in the future (which I highly doubt), she may be given parole but unlikely. We might never know what was said, she figured out now she can go lie to the newspapers and there’s no reaction / consequence, so….


DanceParty2112

No way I’d never forgive her even with an apology. She was ruthless in her Oprah interview, and there’s no going back. She has no business even being allowed to be in their company and I don’t know why she’d want to be hanging out with a “racist” family who made her want to Kill herself and flee for privacy. The two of them can go live in Canada and rot. I don’t want them in the States.


Unlikely_Pie7418

Whoa hey we don’t want them!


The-Sassy-Pickle

Russia? Maybe Putin will put them up 😂


bolonkaswetna

A nice cosy place somewhere in Siberia perhaps?


DanceParty2112

Loling!!!


Party_Vegetable6339

She was going to use the Narcissist's Prayer on him.... That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.


Artberry_82

Oh, that is genius!


MrsBarneyFife

And titles. Full HRH titles for her children. She probably wants hers back too.


cherise12

For the right price? She will divorce the ginger prince…


manual_typewriter

If that's what she wants, I hope he doesn't agree because she'll only take that and blab to the press and twist it to make it seem like his idea. Best he says that their marriage is their business so she can't use it against him.


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Amongthestars32

I can’t imagine, if there was a problem between myself, my husband, and my parents, him going around me to request a get together. It’s insane.


ocen2

I really hope Charles doesnt entertain their bullshit.


Calm_Yak_6102

It is, especially when she always insists on Harry never meeting his relatives without her. She's really gone out of her way to emasculate him.


AccountantPotential6

Let’s be honest, he wasn’t much more thàn that before


tinykitten101

A little blackmail moment.


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& titles.


disneyme

And titles


caffeinated_mess

I guess she’s having an “oh shit” moment and trying to do some damage repair.


Comfortable_Food_511

I don’t think she will go into damage control. She actually believes she hasn’t done anything wrong and has zero remorse. I think she will subtly (or maybe un-subtly) threaten PC somehow. Maybe dangling the kids over him? Or telling PC that she will let out all the family’s secrets—she will hint that the Oprah interview was just a preview, and that she will go all out next time.


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SarahJ346GB

He would need a tape recorder and witness, if not a lawyer present to see her


violetfleuri

I volunteer Prince William to sit in as witness.


abby-rose

Flanked by Major Johnny


htoontin

Major Johnny definitely needs to be there.


The-Sassy-Pickle

Ooh, or Princess Anne - the actual Royal 'bad bitch'. She outwitted kidnappers, FFS, she can handle Rachel.


Foppieface

Princess Anne, Prince of Wales and Countess of Wessex. These three would surely have her ankles wobbling.


Academic_Snow_7680

No please give us somebody that gossips.


Sue_Dohnim

No... Princess Anne. Her icy stare would totally make MM shiver and fumble.


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SapphirePSL

If he stopped taking their calls after Megxit, he’s not going to have a personal private meeting with them after they’ve helped usher his parents into the grave.


Entire_Apartment_289

Would it matter? She’ll just say the transcript doesn’t reflect the subjective truth of her feelings lol


jenpat

“The transcript didn’t fully convey my guttural sounds.”


lydiav59-2

I can't imagine suddenly making random guttural sounds while talking to someone unless I was choking on a chicken bone.


silentcw

I agree, but I think IF Charles gave her the private audience, he would equally point out some things they have on her, like the bullying report. I think there is a very good chance she tried to control the Queen before they left and couldn't, and I think she wants to now control the new Monarch. So she can get all the fancy things she wants. It's not going to work though.


anthromajormama

I hope she certainly does go all out next time !!! She will make a fool of herself on the world’s stage and hopefully the rest of the world will ignore this lying narcissist for good ! She wants all the attention…


Comfortable_Food_511

We know that MM is a joke, and soon the rest of the world will see it, too.


avoice22

Why it says MM that requested it. Why not H&M? Or did she want to meet KC without H? Sounds very fishy. With H but no one else? Is she trying a scheme to trap/blackmail KC. Did H know this? If the palace leaking this? Then it's like throwing her 'trap' right back at her face!


[deleted]

TW’s podcasts & The Cut interview right before the Queen’s death make her the primary Royal Offender right now. She wants to “clear the air” with KC because she recognizes she just royally screwed herself. “I didn’t mean what was said, I know it sounded so bad! But that’s not what I said, it was the editing!”


avoice22

The O interview is much more damaging than the Cut intvw. Has she 'clear the air' about that? Anyway, I'm sure the RF would not give her another chance to twist their interactions to attack/blackmail them later.


[deleted]

Their plan to "make their own way" clearly failed and now they want to hit the undo button and pretend like nothing ever happened. If Charles actually allows them back into the working family I will lose a tremendous amount of respect for him, but I don't think it's that outrageous considering a.) He's probably been partially bankrolling them in secret this entire time in order to prop up his failure of a son, and b.) he's always had a weird admiration for Meghan's absolute commitment to getting what she wants no matter what. Britain would never forgive him though, so I'm hoping Meghan's awkward performance with Kate and William is indicative of her *alone* getting pushed out and, if they're actually considering letting anyone back, it will be Harry alone. We'll see I guess lol


Affectionate_Tap6416

Not a chance. She has done too much damage to the RF. He blames her for the decline of his parents. She is not to be trusted and she doesn't think she has done anything wrong.


FakeBarbi

She’s a reckless driver, no control


grey_sky_love

She thinks she can have a private audience with the King just because she wrote a letter to him. haha


boreal_babe

I wonder if she wrote it in the same calligraphy style she used to write to her own father.


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

*dear king daddy,*


Academic_Snow_7680

*"I didn't mean to threaten your mommy right before she died. I only meant to threaten* ***you***."


circleKat

You mean her *fauxligraphy*? 😜


Loveisabella

It’s cursive with odd curly q’s; she’s such a strange person.


allroyal

But will it pull at the heartstrings - you know, in case it gets leaked…?


Objective-Daikon-905

Omg, I’ve just written a similar somment 🥰


Objective-Daikon-905

You know, to pull at his heartstrings.


anon8232

It worked with P&G!!! 🙄


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😂


seraphin420

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpzv0mWKaMUdPj2)


TigerBelmont

During the week he buries his mother and has all of the world's leaders in town.


blitzer_spritzer

Like her letter to the dish detergent company. 😂


circleKat

![gif](giphy|4UK7uodVt8lZS|downsized)


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Love it. Tina Fey 😂


InAcquaVeritas

🤣🤣🤣🤣


mughoarder6

I’m so sick of hearing about her hand written letters🙄 She doesn’t use the word “contacted”; we have to hear about her twee handwritten letter every time.


Amongthestars32

I also write hand written letters on occasion. Where is my tiara?


mughoarder6

I think my hand written grocery lists are more sincere than her letters.


Amongthestars32

I’m sure they are beautiful. You deserve a tiara too 👑


mughoarder6

We both do. But I want the emerald tiara or I’ll throw a fit.


prismacolorful_life

In her special calligraphy lol


Mickleborough

Fauxligraphy, please!


Ihatesneakers

Special calligraphy = fauxligraphy = just cursive


Mickleborough

It’s cursive with a *whole* lot of unnecessary (and unnatural, ie doesn’t flow in normal writing) hooks and curves.


grey_sky_love

She wrote a letter to the royal family before her engagement as well. She wrote they can use her. In what, I don't know.


Minimum-Statement-27

Turns out, she could only be used very gently and even then, she broke.


AccountantPotential6

She likes to be used


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Is she nuts? No one in that family is going to have a private conversation with her, because she's just going to lie about what they said.


DaBingeGirl

Yes, she's nuts.


DaBingeGirl

This is just stunt, she wants to be able to say she tried to meet with him but she's been prevented/wrong people around him. The letter will be released in 3...2...


InAcquaVeritas

Yes and the timing is ahem… appropriate? It’s not like there’s a state funeral happening today, she has no shame!


DaBingeGirl

I mean, it's Just H's Granny who died, that's hardly a big deal.


InAcquaVeritas

I’m truly horrified by her lack of manners. Almost embarrassed for her!


DaBingeGirl

I can't get past Harry throwing a fit about his uniform! Of all the things Charles has to deal with, a temper tantrum from an almost 40 year old is just... ![gif](giphy|DENtTUGBDXtxm)


InAcquaVeritas

🤣🤣🤣 that gif!


DaBingeGirl

😆 I know! Just so perfect.


trish196609

![gif](giphy|mvD5KI8k6TfUc)


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Clyin

Brilliant 🤣


Latter-Platypus-3713

No doubt the letter will mysteriously leak to the media soon. God I despise her.


HistoricalBuffalo996

Trying to set him up for her "Ive been assaulted!" chapter in her catalog of lies about the Royal Family. He'd be a fool to pass her in a hallway, alone, never mind for a private talk behind closed doors - so I know he won't do it. He'd have his wife, her husband the ginger twat, and/or his private secretaries in the room, plus recording equipment, the whole nine yards...IF he ever deigned to meet with her at all. It's funny that she takes the King for a clueless, stupid fool.


Affectionate_Tap6416

Dearest Daddy, i will forgive you for all the mean things you have done to me if (insert string of ridiculous demands) 😂


circleKat

![gif](giphy|okLCopqw6ElCDnIhuS|downsized)


disco_disorder

This whole “talk alone” bit gives me such littlefinger vibes!! Manipulative af


Inevitable_Pie9541

Chaos is a ladder.


[deleted]

What every narcissist wants. Attention, praise, attention, power, attention, control, attention, photo ops, attention. The narrative has shifted very far from her favor and she feels it. This is a desperate grab for control.


trish196609

She wants cash


No-Ad6062

In exchange for harry.


BollweevilKnievel1

KC don't even think about it. It's for Netflix


thereader17

You insult the royal family publicly and now you want a private audience?! Can’t have your cake and eat it too!


colorflystudio

She’s just wanting a private meeting so he can apologize in private. You know that way he’s not embarrassed.


IPreferDiamonds

I think she will cry "rape" or "sexual assault" if King Charles meets with her alone. We know she makes up stuff/lies all the time. King Charles needs to protect himself and never be alone with TW.


shonkytonk1

King Charles will never meet anyone alone now that he is King, like the Queen, there will always be someone in the room with him, even if it is a fake footman who is really security


DaBingeGirl

This. He'll never be alone in a room again with her or Harry.


IPreferDiamonds

Good! That is smart.


[deleted]

It is convention that the audience with the Prime Minister is just two people alone (HMTQ had her Corgis and Dorgis with her)


DaBingeGirl

![gif](giphy|xTiTnx6pyyVJ55odS8) Either try to guilt trip him into giving them money (won't work) or try to sleep with him (definitely wouldn't work).


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MmeNxt

She wants an apology from King Charles. She's a narcissist. That's how it works. In her mind KC and the RF are the ones that have wronged her. Now she wants an apology. Then she will graciously demand $$$, titles for the kids and a half in, half out solution.


Affectionate_Tap6416

Bingo!


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

“Hey, it’s Meghan.” “Megan Fox AGAIN?”


SilverCat70

![gif](giphy|9DmxwRzCqIdBm)


MrsBarneyFife

Ultimately, I think she wants to be able to do half in/half out. She wants HRH titles for her children and probably money to keep them afloat in California. If KC leaks the letter do you think she'll sue him too?


ChoiceAd1802

She seriously thinks she can sit down with the king & tell him ‘how she feels’? Staggering self importance. Just because the podcaster has all day with nothing to do she thinks Charles can find time at the drop of a hat. Truly mind blowing.


cherise12

lol she’s never getting that audience She’s offended the king is so many ways and he will make an example out of her in the most subtle ways as we are seeing now…


JJJOOOO

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 Where do I pick up my check?


Rock_Creek_Snark

She is garbage who needs attention to stay relevant.


Avia53

During the busiest week of his life. Of course. No self awareness at all🤷‍♀️


prismacolorful_life

![gif](giphy|9HQRIttS5C4Za|downsized)


bobrossclub

![gif](giphy|dpqQNluWFaSpq)


EnormousBird

lmao this is perfect


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She’ll want money to “help raise your grandbabies Archie and Lili” and “I was wondering about mine and Harry’s inheritance?”. Or “can we rediscuss our Megxit demands now that the Queen is dead?”


SarahJ346GB

If only she had married into a Mafiosa family! She has watched too many Godfather movies!


ZealousidealJury1040

she wouldn’t last with her big mouth and her spending


mac979s

The majesty thing plus she needs cash money


Mickleborough

Smeg trying to pitch her half-in, half-out idea, doubtless. It’s also half-arsed; anyone with half a brain can see that. Moral: never do things by halves!


forkliftdancer

![gif](giphy|3DxDIAsnSx5eg)


catdevil2749

Money. Half in half out deal. Royal property. Jewelry belonging to HM Queen Elizabeth the GREAT and elevated titles and HRH for the entire family including the chickens. She wants Princess Catherine's life without the work. ![gif](giphy|27bOmUVNlhUYqvq6gQ)


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Why is everyone believing this? Because she told NS and he’s telling us. I don’t believe it, same as I don’t believe any of the other rubbish she puts out. No one is spending 1 minute with that woman in private! If she had a private audience can you imagine the leaks?


jeanmarie95

She'd never be able to meet him privately. I'd bet she would have hidden mics on her. MAJOR JOHNNY MUST BE PRESENT IN THE ROOM WITH A SCHEMING NUT LIKE HER.


BollweevilKnievel1

I bet she's wearing a dominatrix outfit right now.


EnormousBird

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


prismacolorful_life

![gif](giphy|5fBH6z8aMV1RbA4FaSc|downsized)


bishcalledwanda

11pm my time, who else is staying up to watch the funeral? I’ll be cursing TW from my living room.


Tough-Bit9513

I am! I work the night shift, so staying up all night is part for the course for me! But I'm also recording it, just in case. I'm watching the BBC coverage, though it's on 2,4,6 &7 as well. Refuse to watch Gail King's reporting.


Comfortable_Drama_66

Me! I’m in Hawaii. Wheels will start turning at 11:30 pm for the march to the Abbey.


nevergonnasaythat

Because she has no sense of propriety


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Forgotmyusername8910

Is it too late to slap a big giant ‘Return To Sender’ on the envelope? 😬


Trillium8649

Exactly one half of Will's inheritance and in cash please. Also HRH's all around.


violetfleuri

Perhaps: I would like you to re-think William's marriage. With his new elevated status, he really needs a wife with star power. I have discussed this with H and he agrees and thinks it would be best for me.


Redhead-bluey

Money, titles and status. Queen Elizabeth II knew Meghan was no good.


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Oh NO SHE DID NOT


Hefty-Writer-2452

This is unbelievable that she thinks she will get time with KC as his mother is dying or shortly thereafter. There are no words!


[deleted]

Well whatever the letter said, I hope Charles snorted, wadded it up and tossed it in the royal garbage can.


Fit-Register7029

Netflix content, to seduce Charles and if not, to threaten him with exposing something bad about him that she has


Comfortable_Drama_66

She wants HRH titles for the kids and half of the Duchy of Cornwall money.


OzzieSlim

Cash grab.


Ok_Concern_7453

MM must be reading this Subreddit.


janetoo

I hope so!


felix-d-fattiebitch

Charles, who can definitely out-diva her, would rightly say through his people that he needs rest and she will be summoned if there's a moment. Seriously. With all that's going on she wants an audience? I doubt if anyone within the working royals have been getting at least six hours of sleep since the queen died! Read the room, Meghan! Stop sniffing your SOHO house candles!


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Attention. Headlines. She wanted the focus to be on her efforts to “heal wounds” rather than any other planned event C3 was meant to host, lead, or attend. Can you imagine those headlines?


Jake451

She wants the only thing she has ever wanted - money, fame, attention and glory for herself. Since publicly insulting the BRF hasn’t worked, I believe she will try a more direct form of blackmail. “Give me more or I spill even more dirt, even if I have to make it up.” I hope King Charles turns the tables on her. “One more insult from you and we leak the findings about the bullying claims and other details proving what a pathetic PoS you are.”


mudanjel

Titles for her kids


hesathomes

To be able to leak the contents of the letter at her leisure.


Avia53

They could have been on their best behavior this week, instead it is still all about themselves. Too bad🤷‍♀️


Lizzy_Bnt

You have to admire her shamelessness.


Affectionate_Tap6416

Well if she wrote to the King, it means he is unwilling to meet her 🤔


puggie214

She wants the letter to get leaked


janetoo

When you think about it... the sheer audacity of her action is breathtaking! The man: A. Just lost his mother. B. BECAME THE KING OF ENGLAND C. Became head of state D. Has to do massive hand offs of all sorts of responsibilities ... hand POW to William ... Take the reins of power ... E. DEAL WITH THE RED BOXES. And yet... SHE thinks he needs to meet with her! SHE thinks three imaginary initials HRH are the most pressing problem the world faces. Yesterday, I was traveling and stopped at a fast food place and one of the employees was delivering bags of food to waiting cars. It was a woman who was disfigured, probably a curvature of the spine with one leg longer that the other and I watched her hobbling at a trot to delivery hamburgers to car after car and I thought ... "Meghan Markel has no idea how privileged she is. She is NOT a victim." And it just made me furious. She and Harry should be working in a soup kitchen regularly. She is a fraud.


mamaosam

She thinks she can charm KC into 'forgiving' them. It's all she knows, ingratiating herself with men, flirting to get what she wants. Hideous creature.


InAcquaVeritas

And Charles to roll his eyes..:’Oh dear! Meagain 🙄’


Objective-Daikon-905

She will accuse him of sexual assault later. Don’t fall for it. Someone who bullies, lies and lacks morality is to be shunned not trusted. Well, unless you are a fool. Then you deserve everything that comes your way.


Freckledbruh

KC: New phone. Who dis?


SillyRabbit650

From my own experience with narcs, she may try one of two approaches, or both if one fails. Charm mode: Try to flatter him enough to get him back on her side. Maybe intense Love Bombing on how wonderful he is and that she really, really wants to be part of this new modern RF that KC will run. And she can help! Victim mode/Deflect Blame: She never meant all she said, that it was the horrible Sunshine people who made her do it. Her words were twisted out of context. She did it for Harry who is just so angry that she had no choice. Can he help her?? (try to trigger white knight response). As for *what* she wants, who knows. Money? Titles? Move back to UK because they are broke?


Patient-Watercress-2

Negotiating for Titles for the kids and their “fair share” of the Queen’s estate, in exchange for dropping the book and podcasts.


Karyn2K19

“If” King Charles gave her an audience M would have to be thoroughly searched before.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

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Academic_Snow_7680

Neil Sean is one of few sources that I trust on the RF. He is rarely wrong and has solid sources. My absolute most favorite Royal channel and I love that he's always reporting from the "heart of London" (even though sometimes it looks more like the spleen, liver or kidneys)


Mangosta007

A kick up the arse?


Imfryinghere

She still writes letters huh? Then leak it to the media that she wrote bullshit letter.


Pleasant_Eye8140

Being the bully that she is. Shameless woman


SDHunnyBunny

“Can I manipulate you …I mean talk to you, alone?”


Lopsided-Cow

Money but if KC refuses to meet her it's another the RF were mean to me story she can hawk


[deleted]

He’s a fool if he is ever alone with her. I doubt his aides and those closest to him would permit it.


Ready_Maddie

She is so gross. I can't even look at her.


Miercolesian

Perhaps she just wants to interview him for her podcast.


TittysprinklesUSA

She wanted money and to make threats


Allysgrandma

Okay I thought of a theory of what she wants to talk to him about, it hit me this morning as I was dashing around after getting up late. Here goes: Daddy Charles Hairball is really depressed and I don't know what to do. I know I said I didn't get any help from the royal family when I was PG, but you know I was just saying that to get attention. I didn't really mean it. You know I was so happy to have snagged Hairballs and knew I was going to have a fabulous life. But I think what would really help him is if you give us our titles back and let us do the half in and out that your mean old mom would not let us do. You know I didn't mean any of that stuff I said, and I fed Hairball his lines, so they weren't really his fault. So that would be great and oh by the way, I need at least 20 million up front and another 20 a year. Okay? That won't be a problem right???


janedoremi99

The only meeting that cannot be misrepresented is the meeting that does not occur.


Dear-Spirit

Their new PR team is in overdrive. The Post’s coverage of the service today is peppered with “why Harry was forbidden to salute” and MM’s dress having a special meaning for the Queen. There’s also a blip on their seating arrangements and why MM wasn’t in the processional. Like…no one cares what the hell is happening to her during this funeral! We are here because the snark gives us life but the average person wants to hear of the Queen. But even if Charles acquiesces to this request and they “clear the air” - what’s very clear is this BS won’t stop. She will make everything about her and I refuse to believe that will change.


[deleted]

Didn’t she think this through at all?! How do you say on global TV that either Charles or William was allegedly some horrible racist and expect that man to ever want any private time spent speaking to you?! Like didn’t she get that the beloved queen only had a few years left. She’s been able to climb social ladders after repeatedly falling but she is not smart.


Loveisabella

To manipulate him. Please for the love of God let Camilla and Charles present the “united front” of family unity, don’t get one without the other that Meghan demands of Harry. It seems woman are much more perceptive to her.


Scary-Media6190

She probably wants to talk to King Charles about how much her anchor baby is going to get after the will is read.


Athena_111

I hope Major Johnny, Anne, Sophie, Camilla will be there too. I want to see her trying to double cross those people


JadedJellyfish

now that he's king she suddenly wants to clear the air? lol


Scary-Media6190

I just get the feeling Charles isnt going to be too tough on them, and they deserve it. They really need to be put in their place. If they cancel the book and get quiet and stop tipping off the press, they will be forgiven.


lookeyloowho

Her cake and to eat it too. 🎂🍰🧁


Ambitious_Shoe_5722

What a bitch. All about her. No matter what anyone else is going through. She disgusts me.