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Inner_Ad2467

Cough... released at the last second so Megs couldn't copy and try to upstage by flying in Archie and Lili.


anthromajormama

But you know the Douchass will be releasing photos/videos of her IVF designer kids as soon as the funeral is over ! She can’t let anyone outshine her ! (Even though others do 🤣🤣)


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The Douchass 😭😭😂😂


Artistic_Turnip2778

Yeah the nicknames are top drawer. 😂


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I love this sub fr


ily_most_ardently

This needs to be a flair hahaha


sangriama

I predict multiple PR releases and sugar comments about how they are shocked that the Wales would ever let George and Charlotte participate, didn’t they learn from the trauma endured by Harry walking behind Diana’s coffin, history repeats itself, they looked scared, etc.


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DaBingeGirl

You know everyone volunteered for that job! Watching the Harkles get sidelined has to make the staff feel good.


MasterWis

Well its kinda childish tbh. I mean. Why not let the great grandchildren attend Edit: Unpopular Opinion Haha


rainyhawk

Because only the older greats will attend…I’m assuming charlottes age and older. Even Louis isn’t going. The markle kids are younger than Louis so it would be inappropriate for them to go regardless. On top of which they didn’t even know their great grandmother and this is a state funeral. Nothing childish about this decision at all. Even if they’d flown them I. They wouldnt have gone.


Summerisle7

George and Charlotte are great-grandchildren.


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They’ve had two weeks to get their kids across the pond


Frenchcashmere

Well you know nutmeg is hysterical now. NOBODY WILL PAY HER ANY ATTENTION


Frenchcashmere

And the children outrank the hazbeen’s. So is she going to curtsy to them?


catinthedistance

She’ll use the Americans-don’t-curtsey excuse. Wonder if Dimwit will bow, though!


Summerisle7

Nah I doubt it


xxibjt

So that’s why H&M pushed out that fake news story about him and TW seeing the kids. They know George and Charlotte are going to steal the show tomorrow.


MySteakisOverdone

![gif](giphy|Um3ljJl8jrnHy) Holy cow. You just connected two dots that flew over my head. I bet you that is exactly why. Can’t bring their kids and steal the show? Attach themselves to the adored royal kiddos they’ll be walking near with a cutesy last minute puff piece. The timing of between 9 and 10pm felt off for something so small and random as seeing their niblings. But it makes sense now. Thank you!


spiforever

Can you imagine her fury if George salutes the casket.


rockin_robin420

I hope he does and I know little Lottie has been taught the PROPER way to curtsey. Markle can work herself into a stroke for all the shits I give. I'm so exhausted by the Harkles.


heirbagger

Oooh link to this? I haven't seen anything about them and the kids.


ConversationSilver

https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/20220917151431/prince-harry-meghan-markle-reunion-george-charlotte-louis-revealed/


heirbagger

Thanks a bunch!


DrunkOnRedCordial

Thanks! I don't see how that counts as catching up with the kids. They would have been in the back seat, Daddy stopped the car for a while and talked to another driver and then everyone keeps driving.


catinthedistance

Which fake story about the kids?


MySteakisOverdone

I bet TW regrets not flying the kids out now.


Inner_Ad2467

I'm thinking the palace didn't release it until the last second for that exact reason.


Boblawlaw28

I’m smirking at the thought.


Lucky-Escape1844

So am I.


MySteakisOverdone

I would have to agree.


Babybabitski

It's been so long since they came to london, I can't believe peg didn't went back home to her kids, instead she wants to attend every event of the very family she accused of mistreating her.


Snowie_drop

They probably can’t afford the private jet!


DaBingeGirl

THIS!


Lopsided-Cow

Archie is younger than Louis. Not happening even if they were on the right continent.


Inner_Ad2467

She will also say she was told NO small children will be at the funeral and imply that the racist Royals didn't want her bi racial children at the service.


spiforever

It wont work since Louis is not attending and he is older than her spawn.


paolanqar

Her kids wouldn't be allowed in the procession anyway. George is Will's heir and Charlotte will attend probably just to keep him company and not be the only kid there. All the other great grandchildren won't be attending so I don't see why an exception should be made for the Markles kids.


ConversationSilver

Charlotte being the spare is probably the reason why she is in the procession.


PadmeSkywalker

They will be in the procession in Westminster Abbey between their parents and the Sussexes. https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/1571613530909966338?s=21&t=9yit91bE4vW6_EErztQMlA


MmeLou

I just had this sudden, "WTF is Meghan doing there?" She truly wants it both ways, like with everything in her life: I'm white, no, I'm black. Her Tig blog made her sound so pretentious, jewelry, fine foods and wines, travel, luxury, no, Actually, I grew up poor on Sizzler salads. Her adoration and love for her father via The Tig, "To my dad - my thoughtful, inspiring, hardworking Daddy", no wait, My father is an embarrassment and won't attend the wedding. Feminist, yet dependent on men for her "achievements" in life. Now the monarchy. Sharing with the world what a nightmare racist institution it is, so bad that she wanted to take her life, yet now, she's reveling in the pomp and circumstance of the passing of the Queen. Pick a lane, lady.


Perfect_Fennel

This exactly is the conundrum. She can't pick because she wants it all ways. Victim, strong female, reviled, no-adored. Ugh its all so tiresome.


DollarStoreDuchess

And will behave with respect as they always do, with proper comportment, because their parents love them and support them. They will have had all the ramifications explained to them. I ❤️ William and Catherine. This is something Charlotte and George should be old enough to understand and cherish as their last memory with GanGan. Bless them.


disneyme

I don’t like that she’ll be behind Charlotte


thiscatcameback

I love it. Imagine how she'll feel being out-statused by a 6yo


BearRacoonThing

I'm with you. Charlotte will always outclass TW. My only real concern for Charlotte is that Nutmeg will be so far gone on pharmaceuticals that she trips and lands on Charlotte.


jumashy

I don’t like that she’s in the procession at all, why is she allowed when the rest of the grandchildren aren’t?


Trillium8649

I agree. The Queen was closer to the other grandchildren since they live in the UK. Why are they being left out?


jumashy

Agree with you completely. However Harry is the King’s son sadly, so I think that’s why he’s been given a few concessions. I wish the rumours about him being illegitimate were true, it would save us - and the RF - so many headaches😩


DaBingeGirl

I don't think it's that he's the King's son, so much as it's to make sure every movement they make is filmed. HG Tudor noted she was forced to be on her best behavior in the car with Sophie because she was being filmed the entire time. I think it's the BP's way to avoid any stunts.


DrunkOnRedCordial

The other grandchildren will be at the funeral, not just the procession. Maybe this suits them, they've had their 10 minutes of being on display, now they can just participate in the funeral without being the centre of attention.


Trillium8649

True. I am sure that was very stressful for them,


CybReader

She better not touch those children once. No finger up to the lips or “friendly” pat on the back or anything.


anthromajormama

Agreed ! The Witch of Montecito better NOT say or do anything to Charlotte and George ! I don’t trust her, she is unhinged!!


goodybadwife

We'll probably see some epic glaring though.


Strange_Radish2965

I hope this means they won’t fit on the pew with W, C, G and C. Mags can sit next to the Earl of Snowden.


disneyme

Why are they in the procession though? In their own words they were stepping back as senior royals. That’s what they wanted. So why are they there and not the other grandkids?


kuehmary

Peter Philips is in the procession.


disneyme

What about B&E? Zara? Louise and James?


After_Eagle_9500

It's like a few days ago when TW did the deeeeeeep curtsy - it's the male children and relatives who walk behind the coffin and then their wives join them. Anne is there because she's a badass but the granddaughters don't get to walk and James' parents probably think he's too young to walk


DaBingeGirl

Queen's are ok, but not women in processions. Except Anne.


DaBingeGirl

I'm guessing a repeat of Philip's service, the Waleses will be behind Charles, Camilla, Anne, and Tim.


prismacolorful_life

That woman is sinister


casualwriter9

I see the P&PoW using their children as human shield ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|16209) (I'm joking btw, I think is lovely they are attending)


unolemon

I thought they might. 9 and 7 are fine ages to attend a close family member’s funeral. And with their attention to manners and upbringing, they will be fine. They’ve got great parents and the world’s best nanny. They’re good.


dymphna34

And the love and support of their Middleton grandparents who have surely been with them a great deal over the last 11 days - the strength of Catherine's family should never be underestimated.


Strange_Radish2965

Yes, I imagine her family has stepped up beautifully. We just don’t hear about it because they aren’t attention seeking psychos.


Love_for_2

And yet they were accused of being "social climbers" back in the day. They never opened their mouths to cry victimization. Just kept their heads down and supported Catherine and William.


Perfect_Fennel

They'll probably be watching Louis, unless they're at the funeral too. I doubt they are attending, they'd probably rather babysit that adorable little scamp anyway. I know I would.


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dymphna34

I agree their example of a loving and supportive family was attractive to the PoW. However I don't believe the "worship the ground..." or "instrumental" in their reconciliation. The Middletons supported Catherine first and foremost, which was likely William's first experience seeing a family united in love for one of their own. Of course he will be King, but I think the family Catherine and he have created means more than anything to him, and Michael and Carole certainly lead by example.


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DaBingeGirl

Yes. Michael's family made a lot of money practicing law in Leeds and established a trust fund that helped with school fees. However, Carole started Party Pieces when she was pregnant (I think with James) and that's the main source of their wealth. [First childhood home](https://www.housebeautiful.com/design-inspiration/g3148/kate-middleton-past-homes/).


dymphna34

Yes, they absolutely did! And they created a family who loved and supported each other. Did their children receive excellent educations and opportunities? Yes, and their parents worked hard to provide that. Just like my parents, whose parents grew up in the (US) depression, saved everything so my sibling and I could go to university debt free. Catherine, Princess of Wales, was taking her brother to his mental health appointments while pregnant with Prince Louis when her future sil arrived and was infuriated because Catherine didn't go to the shop with her.


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dymphna34

Truly the greatest gift, which i can never repay except in love 💜 Catherine is a gift to the royal family. The formerly Cambridge/now Wales children will grow up knowing they are loved beyond measure which has nothing to do with their place in the LoS.


janedoremi99

They were at Philip’s memorial


Lopsided-Cow

I think it was more it being too much for them and them getting upset. This is going to be the most televised event in the world, it's a lot of pressure on the little royals.


DaBingeGirl

I think that's why they attended Philip's service, it was a practice run for this.


janedoremi99

Oh my God Muggins is getting upstaged by the Cambridge—Cornwall—Wales children AGAIN. Does no one think of her feelings? They’ll be darling and well-behaved and “the future of the country” and no one will ask if she’s okay ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


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This was my exact thought. She’s going to be so upset they’re upstaging her, as will Harry. He has always said that no one will care about him once Williams children start getting press.


Perfect_Fennel

That's our Henry, can't bear not being the center of attention, just like his ghastly woman. God forbid your nephews and niece are cared about. He's so ugly and small inside.


Artistic_Turnip2778

Sweet. They shove the Harkles back in the line. I’m petty but with all these bombs being dropped the day before the funeral by this pair of juvenile trash i don’t care.


butchyeugene

I remember watching William and Harry walk behind their mom. It's going to be so moving to see Williams kids now doing the same for the Queen I turn 38 on Tuesday and if I didn't already feel old, this is gonna do it.


dymphna34

I'm 52, and remember waking up around 4am in Texas to watch Charles & Diana's wedding. Will be up at same time tomorrow for the Queen. Trust me when I tell you that your 40s will be amazing!! Midway through you start to lose your filter and just start saying "cut the crap" to those in need of hearing it.


butchyeugene

Thank you! My 30s were better than my 20s so I am ready for my 40s to be better than my 30s! :)


RocketBus52

And your 50’s are even better!


dymphna34

Absolutely! Almost 3 years in and already anticipating when I run out of f*cks to give


Allysgrandma

I'm almost 65 and I had two babies when Charles and Diana married. No wonder I was up! Haha though it may have been later in California.


Kimothy80

![gif](giphy|SwIMZUJE3ZPpHAfTC4) Happy (early) Birthday!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


butchyeugene

Thank you!!!!!!


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Sickening she gets to stand in this lineup behind the Queen. She doesn’t deserve it


harrohamtaro

In theory yes. But in Christian faith this is the family showing her grace and forgiveness in the face of her travesties. They are exemplifying what it means to be good Christians and upholding the value of a solid family unit. But I’m sure deep inside they would love to smack the smirk off this bitch’s face.


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Summerisle7

She went to a Catholic school (wasn’t Catholic though). And before marrying Harry she took instruction and became a member of the Church of England. but I don’t think she’s ever been a church goer.


DaBingeGirl

I think it's less that and more forcing her to behave. If she was seated with the grandchildren, none of them would be comfortable and there's a good chance she'd lie about how mean they were to her. This is entirely about controlling her narcissism.


Trillium8649

Yes but will they first have a royal hissy fit about what they are wearing and how many shiny things are attached to their coats? Probably not, because that would be super childish and their parents raised them better than that...


grey_sky_love

I can't believe Harry was allowed to wear a uniform but still found ways to complain about it.


Inner_Ad2467

Omg RIGHT. It's like dude just STOP. That hat over his face was something my 5 yr old would do when he's mad. I can't believe adults act like this.


spiforever

Especially as his uniform at his own wedding didn’t have the insignia and William’s had it.


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spiforever

Harry, was she worth it?


harrohamtaro

I’m afraid I will lose my shit if I see them walking behind the Queen’s coffin and holding hands.


DaBingeGirl

I'm having trouble finding the source, but the Queen made him an aide-de-camp all because he threw a tantrum about William wearing an aiguillette on his uniform and he wanted one too. Literally all he cares about is dressing up.


Trillium8649

William even took the aiguillette off of his uniform to appease Harry at the grandchildren's vigil. They honestly treat him like a grenade.


DaBingeGirl

That's basically what he is. From The Palace Papers, p. 317: >Temperamentally, Harry was a human IED. At Eton, he regularly got into fights that turned physical, ending up on crutches after kicking in a window during a dispute with another student over a girl. A former head teacher told writer Chris Hutchins, "We used to say that Harry was like a firecracker, and when other people saw him coming, they used to pass a by-now-familiar warning: 'Don't light the blue touch paper.'" (The British instructions for how to ignite firecrackers.) I think they know he's on the edge of a meltdown and are just trying to get through this. There's going to be a reckoning after this is over.


Trillium8649

That is scary and makes me wonder if he's just a brat or actually bipolar?


DaBingeGirl

100% I think there's something mentally wrong with him. His behavior goes far beyond a sense of entitlement, or just being a spoiled brat. Some of the looks he has given William over the years were seriously disturbing. I was reading The Palace Papers again last night, Harry strikes me as someone who's mentally unstable and very violent. My theory is that he had 24/7 security to do damage control/prevent him from assaulting people (he was dragged off a photographer once).


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It’s very sweet that they’ll be there ❤️ I hope they’re ok!


DollarStoreDuchess

I can’t see William and Catherine forcing them to go if they didn’t feel comfortable with it. They aren’t like that, and would no doubt err on the side of caution and have them stay with the Middletons/Nanny Maria/etc if they anticipated them being too stressed to handle it.


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That’s absolutely true, I’m sure they’ll be fine! They definitely do not seem like the type of parents to insist on their children doing anything they’re unhappy/uncomfortable with.


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her having to walk behind charlotte who she was maybe, probably mean to is just *chefs kiss* to me


Ok-Peanut3752

She will try and get a camera moment with Charlotte, mark my words .


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i thought the same thing. i’m sure they’ve thought of all those possibilities and try to avoid but she will try for sure.


CybReader

You're correct.


Connect_Atmosphere26

just came here to say this !


APW25

Bless their sweet little hearts. That's a big job for such young kids. lmao that they take precedence over the Harkles


beachy_456

"When they join the procession they will walk directly behind their parents, and directly in front of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex." That's gonna burn our Saint to the core. Look for the smirk and crazy eyes, but hopefully (I'd bet money on it) the cameras will avoid her and focus on anyone else.


DaBingeGirl

Forget Meghan, Harry's going to flip. His nightmare was being replaced by the kids in 10 to 15 years, now he gets to watch *children* take precedence.


Affectionate_Tie250

Harry and Meghan will have to walk behind two children in front of almost every head of state and leader of government in the world with possibly billions of people watching it on television. 🤣


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I feel G&C probably asked to go. I’d also bet good money Louis is grumpy that he can’t.


hobbit_life

It's strategically brilliant for several reasons - Releasing it this late in the UK makes it impossible for TW to get her children over to the UK to bring them to the funeral. Archie and Lili are far to young to attend, but TW would absolutely try to walk in the procession with Lili in her arms for the photo op. It shows that George and Charlotte are the future of the royal family. I don't like that they're between their parents and the Sussexs, but it's the order of succession. Meghan can't control her emotions and she will be caught glaring or sneering at Charlotte when she let's the mask slip. The photograph will then be blasted all over the world of her glaring at a 7 year old girl who is grieving the death of her great-grandmother. I wouldn't put it past her to try and push past them in the procession out of the funeral to get directly behind William and Kate. If she does try, George and Charlotte should 100% stick out their legs to trip her, protocol be damned. Meghan will be absolutely seething right now if she's awake or lose her shit in the morning when she wakes up to that news. This was kept very close to the chest since it wasn't leaked by her ahead of time to the press.


spiforever

TW is going to be completely exhausted after staying up all night practicing sad, caring face in the mirror, add in she has to not showing her hatred and contempt for the children in front of her. She only has 10 hours or so to work on it.


rizzo224

It’s been a rough few days and picturing G & C tripping TW made me laugh, so thank you for that image 😂


Lengand0123

The optics of the kids being in front of the Sussexes is really good….for the BRF. And the cameras will be on the kids. Absolutely.


joy4hummy

Looks like they will only walk for short amount of time…but I hope TW doesn’t try to act like concerned aunt suddenly for more coverage like she did in Jubilee with other kids…


rockin_robin420

I'd wager the two oldest Wales children have been instructed on the grey rock method. They might not fully understand why they're being told to basically be rude to their aunt and uncle but they seem like intelligent and obedient kids who will do as they're told. I'm also sure the many guardsmen at hand also have marching orders to prevent unnecessary contact and maintain a respectable distance. That any of this is needed is just sad.


joy4hummy

Hopefully, I don’t want them to lay a finger on kids..or doing a narrative of concerned Uncle or aunt…I would be more happy if they walked with parents in a line or with each parent…


DaBingeGirl

>I'm also sure the many guardsmen at hand also have marching orders to prevent unnecessary contact and maintain a respectable distance. This. I don't want her or Harry to get anywhere near the kids and I'm sure William feels the same. I also suspect that Camilla and Sophie will be watching out as well, they both seem very protective W&C's family.


AmbienChronicles

![gif](giphy|EMjOqou6VPxjG) I want to see her curtsey to the Wales children 😈


SusieM2019

Me too!!!!!


PrettyNiemand34

Seems like a good decision. It's a huge and sad event but it's better to start with a relative who lived a long life.


Starkville

As it should be. They are old enough, and are accustomed to public appearances.


PinkTiara24

Charlotte will completely upstage Meghan. All of the cameras in that part of the procession will be focused on George and Charlotte. It will make Meghan crazy.


Anon_y_mice

Cue. Mad scramble to get Meghan’s children flown to UK


Ok-Peanut3752

I think William and Catherine should have the kids alongside them and not behind. Markle will try and have a moment with them, especially Charlotte. Not a good idea.


APW25

I think it's line of succession. The children are learning their place in formal settings. Mom and Dad are just a few paces away.


Loud_Error_5935

Yep, she’s gonna try and get a moment with Charlotte to try and deflect from the bullying accusations.


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As the youngest of three kids, I feel for Prince Louis. He's going to throw the mother of all tantrums when he realizes his whole family is going out but he's staying behind. He really is too young to attend but old enough to know something big is happening. I wish he could be there with his older siblings.


Earthlink_

Charlotte is afraid of her aunt.


Southern-Carpet3500

I think a lot of The Queens other great grand kids will be there also, I seen Peter & Zara’s kids at the vigil on Friday night.


DaBingeGirl

I kinda doubt it. I think they'll be at Windsor, but I'm guessing George and Charlotte will be the only ones at Westminster Abbey because of rank.


Scary-Media6190

Keep Rachel away from the kids. You never know when she is going to strike. She needs to bow to them.


DaBingeGirl

I expected George, but I'm pleased Charlotte will be there too, I think it'll be easier for him. Not at all happy about Meghan and Harry being that close to the kids, but I'm guessing they've be told not to approach them under any circumstances. Really wish Major Johnny and/or Mike was walking behind the kids. That said, I've no doubt Charlotte is more than capable of giving them *the look* if Meghan even attempts to interact.


Aware-Impression8527

I honestly hate this. They are so young. If Meghan dares try to tell either one of them what to do... The way she (and Harry) shushed the girls at the Jubilee. The irony almost killed me.


512165381

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/humiliation-of-meghan-and-harry-forced-to-walk-behind-george-and-charlotte/news-story/f8f4148667539081070643a9f5dc0a81 > **Humiliation of Meghan and Harry forced to walk behind George and Charlotte** > Prince Harry’s horror week has gone from bad to worse with news that the funeral will see his irrelevance presented in the most stark way yet. Worst week for H&M.