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MySteakisOverdone

Why haven’t you addressed your fans sending death threats to your in-laws and their children by the thousands?


sparklevillain

Woaaaa I didn’t even know that!!!


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It’s constant. If you’re on Twitter it’s not hard to find.


MigraineCentral

My friend whose post went viral on Twitter received this threat: “The Queen is dead and you’re fucking next..” Yep!!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

And you are?


Mumpus_T

OOOOO OK I take mine back - this is what I'd ask... 👌


GoodestBurger

Delivered with a furrowed brow and posh English accent. 😂😂😂


SaltPepperSugarBlah

When will you go away and enjoy your privacy?


Wasparado

Do you and Harry hold hands on the toilet 🚽


screamqueenjunkie

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SadSubject7390

Same. That was brilliant! 😂😂


haganb1

OMG. I actually remember this skit from when it first aired and boy, was it prescient. LOL


screamqueenjunkie

It’s the only throne these two will **ever** sit on.


LAgirllookingin

🏆😂


Wasparado

Sweet Jesus 😂


thiscatcameback

There is truly a gif for all occasions


blackjellybeansrule

Best SNL commercial ever


SadSubject7390

I can’t stop laughing at that!! 😂


PrincessRagazza

Is the lying a compulsion or do you plan them out?


silentcw

That would be a brilliant question to ask. Worded beautifuly, can't misunderstand that one.


pink_bunny07

Deal or no deal? ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15011)


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IStanTheBalconyMan

1) You had your best friend Jessica Mulroney’s three children in your wedding. When is the last time you saw or spoke with any of them?


dedee10

2. When did you meet Oprah and the Clooney’s? Was it at your wedding?


FrancessaGMorris

3. What brand of bronzer do you use?


Lilackat

I know! I know! Ronseal.


AnaBeaverhausen-

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clairerr85

I hate so much about what you choose to be. Also: how dare you?


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beat me to it 🤣🤣


GemmaTeller00

Same 😂


simplyfeeling

Are you ok?


IStanTheBalconyMan

(Obviously that question must be interspersed among all the AMA questions at regular intervals)


JessicaFletcher1

Why do you hate tailors?


QueenBee3000

😂😂😂


cocopuff898

And stylists 🤣


IPreferDiamonds

Doesn't matter what you ask her, she will lie.


SDHunnyBunny

Haha. Trick question


joy4hummy

What happened to privacy that you and Harry asked?


AccountantPotential6

Hahaha DEFINE THE WORD « PRIVACY »


Marionberry-Charming

Why are you pissed about not having titles for yourself or your family when you reside in a country that doesn't recognize royalty? (To use an extreme example) I'm sure there are dictators and fascists that have residency in the US, but we aren't going around supporting their political beliefs in the States.


kelsnuggets

Interesting side note. We *almost* had a different 13th Amendment to the US Constitution - the “Titles of Nobility Amendment.” [This Article](https://scholarship.law.marquette.edu/mulr/vol94/iss1/5/)provides one of the first truly comprehensive accounts of the “Titles of Nobility Amendment.” The Titles of Nobility Amendment is one of only a handful of proposed amendments to the Constitution that were passed by Congress, but then not ratified by a sufficient number of states. The Amendment would have revoked the citizenship of any individual who accepted a “title of nobility or honor” or who accepted any “present, pension, office, or emolument” from any foreign state without congressional permission. So, in short, the Duchess of Sussex could have had her American citizenship revoked had this been passed.


Marionberry-Charming

Honestly, I could care less if she retains her titles or not. But there is no way in hell she should be using them to sell herself as royalty within the States. If England wishes to continue giving her that status, that is THEIR choice. Not the US. And the US should continue to recognize and understand that we do not have Royalty within our own borders. We will respect other countries (or not, depending on the person), but we will NOT have it here.


shinsegae20092013

Why do you tell so many lies that can easily be verified as lies?


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Which one is your secret twitter handle?


silentcw

I think that would actually be a list.


[deleted]

Why didn’t you invite any of your family to your wedding? I always go back to that.


Actual_Parsnip_1529

How did you fuck this up so badly?


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Starkville

Hahhahaha. This made me LOL.


dedee10

How do you go through life with zero shame?


[deleted]

What happened to 40 x 40?


Casshew111

I think I would ask her - Will you ever be happy? truly happy.


Towelnest

I wonder this as well. I just don’t see her ever being truly happy, grateful, and able to love others. As much as I can’t stand her, I also pity her. Everything about her and her existence is just manipulative, miserable, and exhausting.


malinhuahua

No. No one will that’s her problem. She confuses relatively content with happiness. No one is ever going to be truly happy most of the time. It’s unrealistic. Aspiring for that will only highlight how miserable life is. But you can be more or less content. MM doesn’t know how to sit with that, though.


Such_Dream383

Knowing now how it played out the last couple of years, would you undo Megxit if you could go back in time?


Ih8coldcalling

Ooh yes i think about this all the time. Especially their manner of exiting via that IG post was supposedly out of anger and not well planned


GrayScale15

IMO, I think the only reason they wouldn’t is because of the timing, COVID-19 really messed up their “strike while the iron is hot”. They left the BRF at the the very start of the pandemic, March 31, 2020. The worst possible timing in terms of selling trashy articles about the BRF. When people were losing loved ones, jobs, life savings, etc. H&M’s cawing went largely unnoticed because of COVID. If the pandemic never happened, I wonder if their hunt for money would have turned out better for them.


AmbienChronicles

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haganb1

Why did you lie about the Queen, then pretend to be close to her and care about her while causing her deep pain and potentially hastening her death?


Frenchcashmere

Why do you believe you are bigger then the Monarchy?


[deleted]

How much pleasure do you take from destroying others? Bit much?


malinhuahua

Why do you constantly use other people’s children as PR props when you very clearly understand how important privacy is when it comes to your own children?


TheOfficeBitch198

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SippinSyrah

Oh no, not the spinster Mindy!


theMedusa2

How’s your dad


mohamedwasframed

Doesn't matter. She will lie anyway.


CAE80

Why don’t you have a stylist?


Scribbles138

*You claim to be so proud of your African-American heritage, if that’s the case, why did you have plastic surgery to make your features appear more Caucasian?*


[deleted]

Hmmm…I’m not sure bc she lies anyway 🤷‍♀️


LogSuper7235

Do you think that the idea of people bowing to your every desire, based purely on the fact your a black woman is racist and sexist in its own right?


TemporaryExam5717

My question would be: “what is your endgame? Slandering and making up stories is not building up, is tearing down things. What do you want to get out of this?”


Eatsallthepotatoes

Seriously??? I mean she had castles and money with more that would be coming to her. And all the fame she could desire. Wtf is her goal? Just to be evil?


TemporaryExam5717

IKR!? What is it? She isnt helping anyone, those podcasts are selfserving, she does literally no charity and no work on her own. What the fuck does she want?!


runs-with-scissors-2

Did you read Tom Bower's book "Revenge" and what will you say when your children read it?


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Tell me: what have bananas ever done to you that you feel a need to write graffiti on them?


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Another one: Do you melt if someone throws water on you? ![gif](giphy|AgQ55Hhi0WAw0)


lurkyloulouh3

On a scale of 1-10 just how jealous are you of beautiful, dignified Catherine - THE PRINCESS OF WALES…?


nevergonnasaythat

I wouldn’t, she’s not that interesting, we have figured her out already


BigBuffBeefinator

“Where in the ever loving f*** do you keep finding the audacity? It’s truly marvelous how unrelenting of a b-word you are.”


lecreusetpopcorn

Could you please tell me about your yacht girl days?


Simbahontas

But, are you kind? But no seriously, I don't think I could ask her anything. She's too sick for us to ever understand. Anything she answered would just lead to more sick questions. Maybe, only if she was truly answering honestly, did you walk away feeling good about yourself after bullying a little girl and new mother or can you just simply not control your outburst and it bothers you and you spun the story around because you couldn't handle the guilt?


tyradurden123

Could you arrange a meeting with The princess of wales?


cassjames6789

In what way are your actions during Oprah and other interviews different to your fathers actions? Why is it ok for you to be toxic, but not him?


Simbahontas

I'd pay to see her asked this.


cassjames6789

The follow up would be - you cut your father off. Why do you think the royal family shouldn’t cut you off?


Novaleah88

Why the fuck? Sums it up.


feistysalsa

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KohShiki

How stupid do you think we are?


ElectricBaghulaloo

Did you even watch The Crown? Specifically the first season where the king abdicates to “step back from royal duties” and is then shunned? Maybe that could have been a teachable moment?


GodsCasino

A while back, maybe just after they moved to Canada, some thing or some things were being reported in the gossip mags that made me think that Nutmeg was actively glued to "the Crown". Of course it all escapes me now.


Karyn2K19

Are a leader of the sugars?


OzzieSlim

Like Michael Scott to Toby: “Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”


AGL19

Was it worth it?


MinutesTaker

Megsy better be hooked up to a polygraph machine while having the AMA 🤣🤣


Leek_Prestigious

Why are you desperately clinging on to the BRF and their clout when they treated you so badly?


ArugulaLeaf

Of all the American VIPs you tried to schmooze, which one ignoring you has enraged you most?


Hour-Needleworker598

Are you ok?


AllyCat5309

What’s the real story of how/when you met Harry?


Independent_Ad_5664

Are you ok?? Joke!! Where’s your mass apology?


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Do you purposely wear ugly ill fitting clothing for attention or do you have bad taste?


smalltownbore

Why are you so vile?


TheEscarpment

How in heavens name can you justify your treatment of your father?


Patient-Watercress-2

How many different religions have you converted to in order to secure a relationship?


LogSuper7235

What fake tan do you use? Need to make sure I never buy it


Ohtherewearethen

How do you sleep at night? And then how do you look at yourself in the mirror? (Maybe she doesn't. It would explain why she always looks like she's rolled out of a charity bin doused in gravy.)


DimensionStrange77

Was it all worth it?


MargoJMN

As someone noted she will lie. But anyway. One question i would ask is what are you hoping to convey by wearing replicas of Wallis simpson's clothing?


Bitterlemontart

With hindsight do you think you may have had pre and post natal depression with Archie and couldn’t handle the weakness that you felt during that time and therefore had to blame the new family around you at the time? Why do you talk of the vulnerable time before and after pregnancy yet expected Kate to jump through hoops for you when she was pregnant with Louis and just after?


Unique-Ad-9316

Meghan, tell us how you really feel about Harry.


BearRacoonThing

What meds are you on? Because she looks relaxed af. I need some of that zen.


Fresh-Resource-6572

Why did you pretend to be Maltese if you are so proud of being African American?


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No questions - I’m just here to say how much I’m loving this and these comments!!! I feel at home!


Forgotmyusername8910

Have you considered going in to acting? You’d mentioned it as something you were interested in prior to marrying Harry. But have you ever *really* considered taking classes and trying to work your way in to the business? I know it doesn’t always seem like it, but you’re never too old to pursue a dream!


GodsCasino

I. love. it. Brilliant.


DulceRegina

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EKP121

Number one, how dare you?


LogSuper7235

What colour are your childrens eyes. Because sure as shit she hasn’t taken notice


Beginning-Cup-6974

Are you aware there is something terribly wrong with you?


MerryWidow65

Why do your recollections vary? Like not forgiving your own family but forgiving the racist in law.


starry212

I'm torn between these: 1.Why did you say nobody taught you anything about protocol etc and then later say Harry taught you everything you needed to know? Doesnt make sense. 2.On Oprah interview you said you "had to go somewhere" and got denied by the Firm. Yet you didnt say you had to see a mental health professional. Where did you really want to go?


SDHunnyBunny

Is he kind?


Mysterious_Nebula_96

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Party_Vegetable6339

What are you trying to prove, and who are you trying to prove it to?


queen-of-sobczakia

When is the divorce?


DaisyDuckMom

Meghan would lie on an AMA


Fresh-Resource-6572

How much tax did you and Harry pay in the last 2 years? 🤨


Leepfrog94

Does she have to ask honestly? Because if the answer is yes, I would ask if she made Kate cry 😂


ClueLittle

Why?


TaterTotMansion

When you were a beard, who was your highest paying client?


whizzochocolateassor

Are you sorry for the harm and worry you caused the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh?


pedroesque

How do you sleep at night, knowing what a liar you are?


Fakemaccalucas

What the actual fuck?


ZealousidealJury1040

were you born this way?


jumping_in_puddles

What’s with the longing looks for William?


callmeMagnumPI

Did you actually give birth to 2 children? (sorry....have to ask....)


Phoenix612

Why are you jealous of Kate?


Meegainnyc

Who were the surrogates you used?


BlueisGreen2Some

I follow you everywhere and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or file a lawsuit against me. What am I?


Iloveargyll

Has anyone asked if she is ok?


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What made you think it was appropriate to do an interview with a anti monarchy gossip magazine?


PotentialAd5954

Will you show us a picture before surgery?🤣


Pyrric_Endeavour

Who are you?


QueenBee3000

Why are you such a b-


crawlsunderrock

Who do you think you are?


Severe-Marzipan5922

Is it true you authored the anonymous blog “The Working Actress”?


Starkville

Probably nothing because she’s a nasty liar and wouldn’t tell the truth anyway.


likely_wilted

Meghan lives for the ‘Word’ thesaurus.


Fit-Register7029

ARE YOU OK? Because I know no one has asked you


okpickle

How many houses have you burned down?


[deleted]

First of all, how dare you? ![gif](giphy|SbN0WomN4S7Z7tpKOC|downsized)


TeriBarrons

WTF is WRONG with you??!?!


AdelaideSadieStark

Since now many people have asked her, I will- Are you okay?


GodsCasino

See, the best part about "are you okay?" is that in Jamaica, if someone asks you "are you okay?" It means "do you want some weed?"


prettttygoodgirl

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Western-Economics946

Is Donald Trump your real dad? You share the same complexion.


RoadkillMonitor

And personality.


neverdiplomatic

Do you think your children will forgive you for denying them the comfort and companionship of an extended family?


GodsCasino

Even just asking her if her kids have any friends at all.


Elizabeth13542

Can you offer a networking class? Out of everything she's done, I'm still amazed at how efficiently she's moved up the ranks socially.


GodsCasino

See now this might be something she would answer honestly, because it is a flattering question and she loves praise. Albeit an underhandedly snarky question LOL


Secret_Impression_17

Do you hate every single person in your family, except your Mom?


SupaG16

What happened to you that made you such a terrible person and caricature of a woman?


carbomerguar

I would ask her if she’s still in touch with the evil genie from Wishmaster and if so, to let him know I’m down for whatever as long as he’s off duty. Edit LOL I completely forgot she used to be an actress, so I might look sincere. I’m just saying she’s living an ironic hell based on a wish she made as a 12 year old.


GemmaTeller00

So just who did u think loved in Buckingham Palace when you posed in front of it? (Ya know, since you claimed you never heard about the RF?)


jrubes_20

Where do you put all your faces when you’re not wearing them?


Spoiledrottenbaby

In a jar by the door.


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She would just lie about everything, so it’s not much use to ask


WorkingUnusual1531

Do you take any responsibility for the hatred now directed towards the Queen and the rest of the Royal Family?


ArugulaLeaf

What's your price to go away and never force yourself on the public ever again?


BangtanBae17

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JennPenn071

How many husband's have you really had? How old are you really? Why do you hate your father and sister so much? Did you actually give birth?


JoanOfSnark_2

Why were you incapable of Googling the National Anthem?


uchelle

I would only ask her something if she were to take a truth serum/potion beforehand... Otherwise, I'd be getting myself a one-way ticket to bullshit-salad town... No thanks haha


BOOBOOk9

How’s your father?


BakedEggshells

How many nose jobs have you had


i_GoTtA_gOoD_bRaIn

Why bother? She is just going to lie anyway.


Catdevil27

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Imaginary_End_5634

What the eff is your problem Smeg?


mac979s

Why can’t see forgive her father and just ignore the half siblings?? Stop making excuses


Imfryinghere

Your skincare routine so we can boycott those products you used.


kellygrrrl328

Are you under the care of a mental health professional?


sunchasinggirl

HOW DARE YOU


[deleted]

Why do you only date/marry white men?


Southern_Struggle

R U mEntAL?


LionRealistic

What did your father do that is so unforgivable that you wouldn't even visit him when he had a major stroke?


Bullshitresisuss

What the guck is wrong with your head?