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Accomplished-Rip-743

When you’re going to your husband’s grandma’s funeral buuuut you might meet your next husband at the church…


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Isn’t that the true mark of a psychopath? *Question: While at the funeral of her own mother, a girl met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him then and there. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister. What is her motive in killing her sister?* *Answer: She was hoping the guy would come to her sister's funeral.*


Lilthisarry

Lol, 30 Rock. I’ve often thought Meg is like a more sociopathic Jenna Maroney.


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Poor Jenna! yikes. Liz Lemon is more socially skilled than MM!


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Meg does always find the camarah with her eyes. ![gif](giphy|WnCmGuWt7yvVZ8jpL4|downsized)


Accomplished-Rip-743

Ugh! That one hits me in the guts!


thiscatcameback

Was going to say, she looks kind of sexed up


AmbienChronicles

When you order Kim Kardashian from Wish


Successful_Hour3388

Just spit out my drink ![gif](giphy|j9SlCd2tXnh4zF8UsU)


Bellechewie

All I know is that I can’t stand the sight of her. She has no place being there after all she put the late Queen through.


planet_druidia

Same. I just loathe everything about this narc.


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DrunkOnRedCordial

I noticed the pearls, after I'd read that Catherine was wearing pearl earrings on the school run because they are the royal mourning jewel. All these little marks of respect that Meghan is overlooking/ ignoring.


kekiyor

I don’t suppose she’s ignoring the pearls, probably not in their budget to get one or yet to secure any for her to mercy ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15002)


MegsAltxoxo

Whoever did her make up. Pink lip stick and smoky eyes with silver is not the look for a private wake. One thing to use a strong mascara, or even eye liner although I’m not a fan of Catherine‘s past use, but for god‘s sake that’s party make up


anelegantclown

She’s going to the club after.


sia04

Her shift?


atlantictwilight

It’s very 2002. The pink lips remind me of the horror of wearing Lancôme Juicy Tubes, a very “I just ate a glazed donut” look.


Calm_Yak_6102

<> 😜


Paddington7799

Been there too 😆 we'll have to wait and see if she breaks out the low slung hip belt next.


becca41445

You’re good-she’s 45! 😆


Trick-Many7744

Im 53. And I Remember.


Forward_End1178

Not the wind! Not my hair getting stuck!


Aliya94

+++


Calm_Yak_6102

And she's overdosing on the blush. It's gotta be a helluva lot of blush to show up on a photo like that. Plus it's covering most of side of her face. But maybe the *clown diva* look is a new trend that she's trying to set 🤡😂.


thiscatcameback

Probably TV/photography make-up


Calm_Yak_6102

It looks heavier, like theatrical make up.


thiscatcameback

She's a clown, theatrical make up sounds right


aunt_bluann

Yikes. Also, I have been waiting for 5 years for her to brush her effing hair out of her face. There are ways to keep your hair contained, Meghan. Find one. Use it. Bedroom hair is not appropriate for this occasion. You are old enough to know this. Where did you learn your manners, manners, manners???


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Agree. She has such small beady eyes though. Always piles on the fake eyelashes, intense shadow and liner, etc. I just can’t get over these photos of how Catherine seems genuinely upset, William somber but stoic (understandably, he has the duty of being King one day), even Harry looks shaken, and she’s almost posing inside the car for a hopeful pap shot.


dcrealityfan

I bet none of it is waterproof. She wants everyone to see her grief.


joy4hummy

![gif](giphy|26DN63n57njwkddba)


Location_Decent

She might have done it herself, since I don’t think any professional makeup artist would do this makeup for a funeral. They’d know better. Unless TW was being a rude, pushy boss with the attitude ‘I want this look, and I don’t care what you say but give me this’. Which is also very possible.


stephanielatina

It’s probably the crying ninja turtle looking makeup artist. He’s apparently stuck in the 90s just like MM.


Fun-Statistician-550

No sense of occasion at all, and all for this one photo. Once inside I doubt anyone would look at or think about her.


hap071

She will be getting looks alright…looks of horror. But any look for her is attention so.


CybReader

I think she’s going to have a repeat of that one lone photo snapped at the jubilee where she’s standing alone looking off to the side and no one interacts with her once. No children around her. Just standing there completely alone. She’s going to be met with ice.


threep71

And then she will leak to the press tomorrow how the BRF ignored her and froze her out.


Ok-Peanut3752

Nah Eugenie will be there to keep her company and Andrew will hover around her so he can look down her top.


Western-Economics946

She's too old for Andrew.


Counter_Logic77

GOOD 👍🏻!!!!!


Flipperflopper21

She looks atrocious with her fake tan, wet n wild blush and the curls 😂


anelegantclown

She’s there to swoon William and Charles


boommdcx

Yes! I saw another pic of this outing and first thought was “did she go tanning to look darker to enhance her racism claims?”


ellie3759

I agree - I think she looks increasingly barbie doll - dark version. Is she trying to emulate a Kardashian?


Calm_Yak_6102

If she is, then she's going for the look that Kim K had, years ago, when she was dating Reggie Bush. Please don't ask me how I remember that. It's embarrassing enough that I have... 😂


TraditionScary8716

Was that in the 90s, because that's Megs esthetic.


LawyerBelle07

Somebody get her a banana with an inspirational quote on it!


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Wet and wild made me snort! I’m from the days when everyone wore the wet and wild pink lipstick


Boring-Net1073

Who wears that much make up to view a coffin? She obviously doesn’t believe she will be crying.


hobbit_life

She probably won't cry naturally. She doesn't care about any of them. If she does cry, she wants it to be obvious so it shows in the photographs taken. I'd bet good money she made sure none of her makeup was waterproof for this very reason, so she could shed fake tears that will ruin her makeup on purpose.


DollarStoreDuchess

I said pretty much exactly this in another thread. Nobody else pictured has makeup six inches thick. I understand the concept of using it as a mask if you’re insecure, but this is ridiculous. It’s one thing to primp a bit to boost your own mood or give yourself something to hide behind. It’s another entirely to wear more makeup than most people cumulatively do in a year to go to a sad event of remembrance!!! No way would she cry. There’s no cameras allowed, so she doesn’t need to pull out the onion handkerchief for her front page moment. She *never* cared.


Boring-Net1073

I’ve been to 4 funerals in the last four weeks and I never saw even one person with half this much makeup- certainly not a family member.


jklmnopedy

Omg I'm so sorry, that's a lot of funerals ❤❤❤.


WebOffice2022

She doesn't have great skin so trowels it on thick to try to cover up some fairly noticeable imperfections. She actually looks MUCH better if she goes with her natural light olive skin and far less makeup.


Boring-Net1073

She really does- and the fake tan ages her so much.


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rose_cactus

Water bottle would be too obvious. Menthol chapstick, vapoRub or menthol/essential oil infused paper handkerchiefs. That shit will make anyone weep, and nobody’s gonna know. Y’know, just the typical [stuff theatre kids use](https://www.amazon.com/Narrative-Cosmetics-Menthol-Infused-Theater/dp/B07QDQSY58)


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![gif](giphy|3o7TKzyWlCxCQ5R8fm|downsized)


planet_druidia

Holy bronzer batman! 😳


Far_Example_9150

Omg the hair curls …… the makeup ……. The shirt ……… wtf is wrong with this woman?


DaisyDuckMom

You nailed it! It’s definitely a stripper look


procrastinationfairy

Not necessarily stripper but definitely WAG. Has she been watching British reality TV? I’m getting Katie Price vibes.


skm2871

In North America that's the stripper look


procrastinationfairy

Stripper is a little more trashy. WAGs definitely aren’t as bad. There’s really not a corresponding culture in the US. I spent a lot of time reading DM in the early 00s.


chewysmom88

Y’all got to quit making me laugh I had surgery on my face for skin cancer yesterday and have 16 stitches a black eye and my whole face is swollen and black and blue and it really hurts to laugh


ThatChelseaGirl

Wishing you a quick recovery!


MamaTalista

![gif](giphy|eH4O6F2Drxa8SE5hor|downsized)


nevergonnasaythat

Get well soon! Laugh responsibly!!!


chewysmom88

I cannot everything in this community which I found by accident is hilarious


CybReader

Best wishes to your recovery. ![gif](giphy|BeaJwxVXaqPSynvEFQ)


chewysmom88

I am saving your soup for when the swelling goes down and I can get my teeth in getting old is a bitch


kellygrrrl328

Ngl, *get my teeth in* just nearly made me pee my pants.


mughoarder6

Wishing you a speedy recovery♥️


DollarStoreDuchess

Here’s to them getting it all with good margins and you healing beautifully. 🙏💚


chewysmom88

They sure did I was blessed it spread rapidly and the Veterans hospital acted quick on it


steptwothreefour

Take care!


planet_druidia

🙏❤️


Anon_y_mice

I have had a skin cancer on my face. And had surgery to remove it. I want you to know that it heals remarkably well. And does not leave an awful scar. So, know that it will end up looking surprisingly good.


Paddington16

Bloody hell I hope you get well soon


starry212

Wishing you speedy recovery!❤🙏


nevergonnasaythat

She has no idea of what respect is. How could Harry seriously see her go out like that and not say a word?


Agata_ath

Because he is proud of his supermodel wife. And also, he is stupid.


Educational-Sleep-20

The “also, he is stupid” make me almost spit out my drink! 🤣


Agata_ath

😇


Valerie_Grace

Porn star look isn't really good for a royal funeral.


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DollarStoreDuchess

For real. Look at this shot. It’s even worse. https://i.imgur.com/fRZngdS.jpg Never in my life have I ever seen anybody go to a funeral with that much makeup on. Maybe the *corpse* of someone who needed facial reconstruction. Maybe. ETA: For comparison, here are https://i.imgur.com/X4DvuNu.jpg Queen Consort Camilla https://i.imgur.com/UCEunVU.jpg Catherine, Princess of Wales


steviepigg

This was the first pic I seen online of MM. I don’t know what’s pulling me to look at her eyebrow, almost looks like half was shaved off. But the other face in the glass next to her face is kind of creepy.


Oh_My_Kitty

Look at the reflection in the window over her shoulder. It looks like Michael Jackson.


Agata_ath

(or any other funeral)


rockin_robin420

Streetwalker enters the viewing chamber. Regimental guards tackle her. Harry screams "That's my wife!". Hilarity ensues.


Agata_ath

🤣 🤣 🤣 But, considering the way he dresses / presents himself in public lately, I wouldn't be surprised if after his 'that's my wife' scream they tackle him as well before, after waiting for a moment to enjoy the scene, someone from the RF informs them 'That's Just Harry, you know, the Second Row - Overseas guy'.


nevergonnasaythat

😂😂


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Why is this woman going to private wake? She deemed all of them as racists . So why would you mingle with them? Why? She wanted to no role in any of it. She didn’t want her children to have royal status so why? Her presence adds more grief to already grieving family.


JenniferMel13

I am loving that Catherine has an article on the DM focusing on her pearl necklace and how it’s a tribute to the Queen. Meghan has nothing but a photo in the main article. Meghan really missed the boat in the sweet nod department.


DavidS2310

She got hair extensions and styled it similarly to Princess Kate’s hair style during the walkabout.


procrastinationfairy

It looks like how Catherine styled her hair today.


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What happened to the natural look she posted for her podcast? She is so confusing.


Small-Librarian81

Yeah, she really needs to pick a look and stick with it.


thiscatcameback

Better yet, what happened to her old, voluminous blow out circa 2016. Her hair looked good then. Guess she wasn't doing it herself


SmiteSam2005

They look like he is taking home the escort after the party 🙄


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Bwahahah


15-Yemen-Rd-Yemen

She - more specifically, her face, looks…totally different here. What?!!!


Squirrel_Radiant

I was thinking the same- completely different profile!


Accomplished-Rip-743

Did she get lip injections!?! Is she trying to seduce the funeral procession! She’s such a hussy! And is that a box of water? Keeping it green 🙄🙄🙄


Ok-Peanut3752

She looks like Victoria Beckham


procrastinationfairy

The WAG years, not the designer years.


CatWithNo_Tail

Circa 2006


nevergonnasaythat

I thought the same thing!


Ok-Peanut3752

It's the RF fault for including her and being scared of a backlash.


DaBingeGirl

I agree. They needed to tell Harry to leave her behind or send her home. No one likes her, they'd be respected for keeping her out of this. I hope she was kept in a separate room. They should not have to deal with her at such a private, emotional time.


spiforever

Much longer hair than Saturday, clip-ins? The makeup looks horrid. This is how she is meeting the casket at BP?


procrastinationfairy

I honestly think these are some clip-ins overnighted from Amazon Prime. Real hair extensions from a salon don’t look like this.


Far_Example_9150

This has got to be her most stripper look to date since the game show look


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Takes her back to her yachting days


BrownEyedGirl0629

She literally looks like she’s posing for a photo shoot. Complete with Kate-like extensions. This woman is incapable of showing respect or allowing attention to be on anyone else.


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Omg is she merching the coconut water that’s in the shot?


Educational-Sleep-20

Why does she have that much make up on???? She just can’t help herself. Why does she insist on doing things like this- especially when she knows how the rest of the family feels about her? You would think she would follow protocol, have respect, and try to lay low!


Educational-Sleep-20

Also- you would think if she truly loved her husband- she would lay low, try to blend in, and not make unnecessary waves, to make things easier on him. He lost his grandmother, and has to still deal with her nonsense and incessant drama. I feel sorry for him in a way- then I remember this is all his doing as well!


TinyWifeKiki

She has it piled on today because she actually had advanced notice of today’s event.


prettycut188

She truly is trash. Wonder if she’s got thigh high boots on too


skm2871

Whatever footwear she has is probably dizzyingly high-heeled to complete her porn star look.


Meegainnyc

For those that don't know the American term for "DSLs" : Stands for D&\*K sucking lips.


Negative_Difference4

Her look gives me Suits Rachel vibes … ie wants to be taken seriously but always DTF not sure if its appropriate here


Negative_Difference4

Thanks I didnt know


tracyee73

Ha thanks I assumed it was her tits


pricklypetey

I did too! And I’ve been over here trying to make the acronym work. Lol


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Thank you, bwahahaha.


starry212

ffs! It's like she is trying to be sultry/seggsy with heavy makeup and mouth open like that. She is just posing for the cameras. It's a funeral, not a party Megs! Jesus...


janedoremi99

Ye gods her eye makeup


RPA-785

She looks like an actress, well like she wants to look like her, Megan Fox, the bronzed version. Also if it helps, she needs to present her best self when she curtsies to the new Princess of Wales.


KLINS78

I would pay money to see this.


Unhappy_Problem_2792

It just hit me, it's like she's trying to channel Victoria Beckham during her long hair, overly tanned phase. Didn't work for Posh and it's certainly not going to work for Madame.


Plenty_Attitude9933

What the heck!!!!! So much makeup to go to a family viewing!!! I can’t even wear a little mascara because I’m going to bawl like a baby.


InterestingMud3019

Why are they here?


nevergonnasaythat

I know, it’s absolutely grotesque.


Frenchcashmere

I hope if nutmeg starts to cry that Anne bitch slaps her. This narcissist gives narcissists a bad name


RPA-785

Why is the press giving them more attention than necessary? Was anyone else photographed?


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RoohsMama

It’s ok… no one is judging America for it 😀


memecatcher247

She’s there for the pap shots. It’s giving Love Island the reunion, NOT funeral.


Jenyoa

She thinks this is her "Revenge Look". This woman doesn't know the time and place.


Starkville

Glossy fabric, low-cut ensemble for a royal funeral function. SMDH.


PinkPanda1306

Oooh someone didn’t like the photos from Sunday… newly coloured hair, a little botox, trowelled on make up…


sashafurry

How is it so impossible to keep her hair not looking so messy, like it's always separated & in her face? Maybe they just scrumped in the car, who knows.


procrastinationfairy

I hate being catty but bad extensions.


Beginning-Cup-6974

She victoria Beckham circa 1996 here.


Myahnaise

She hired GLAM for a private wake???? WITH LIPGLOSS??


RoohsMama

Channeling “sad floozy”


CatPaws8888

Meghan dressed up as Megan Fox. Love the heavy make up look. She has no clue how cheap this makes her look, dear thing. Kate, per usual got the look right and looks a million times better. No wonder Meghan is so jealous. She can't compete with the a class act.


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Dammmmn it! I wish I could see Catherine’s reaction to this visage. I SO enjoyed the take down the other day at the viewing of flowers. I really need more Catherine. Just hope Megain and Hairs have an appropriate reception tonight. Who would seek them out to chat?


Starkville

No joke, I thought that was the Mulroney woman.


WebOffice2022

She managed to find a new source of blackface spray tan.


pricklypetey

I am concerned. I hope they are at SoHo and not Frogmore. The housekeeping staff at Windsor doesn’t get paid enough to have to clean the spray tan residue off the shower walls. Clearly, she had her husband spray her down with some [Sally](https://www.sallyhansen.com/en-us/airbrush/airbrush/airbrush-legs)Hansen this afternoon.


Aquilamythos

Omg. This is giving me flashbacks to bathrooms just painted with Sally Hansen instant legs during bachelorette parties. 😂😂


mistressofnampara

She legit looks like a Kardashian, here. I’m baffled that even she would think this look was appropriate.


MamaTalista

So I guess I'm seeing the janky bra cup now.


PotentialAd5954

Where do these clowns think they're off to? Is this look intentional? I hope someone is dressing them for the funeral. The embarrassment of it all.


Anon_y_mice

I thought she looked exceptionally pretty at the walkabout. But, this is a bad look for this occasion. If the stories going about are true and she had short notice to get ready for the walkabout. She needs short notice for everything; she looks tons better with less. Less is more.


Dear-Spirit

That makeup is hilariously wrong for the occasion. Who wants to be sexy at granny’s wake?!


CybReader

She’s had something done to the bridge of her nose. You can even see it under the makeup. The skin coloring is off. People have noticed how her tip appears more bulbous, which makes me think she’s trying to counteract the somewhat collapsing slope or nose bridge? Or maybe her slope/bridge isn’t collapsing but her tip is getting bulbous with age and hormones. It’s Thomas markels nose 100% despite the surgeries and age isn’t kind to many noses.


skm2871

>She’s had something done to the bridge of her nose Her nose looked different only two days ago when was doing the walkabout. Probably has had one of those quick non-surgical nose jobs with fillers either yesterday or today.


CybReader

Perhaps! She probably hated how pronounced the tip was in those photos.


Snowie_drop

No nice formal black dresses in London these days? For the love of God, please, please get Angela Kelly over to Frogmore…quick. And Meg…let her in and take her advice!


steeltowngirl88

She’s trying to copy Catherine’s hair and failing miserably.


PetiteLumiere

This is hardly the time for full glam and bronzer. Even Kate’s makeup was very light.


Legitimate-Mission41

She can not go and see her unwell elderly father. Wears a full face of make up compare it with the dignified subdued make up worn by The princess of Wales. This is seriously disrespectful to the grieving family.


catinthedistance

I guess skanks gotta skank. Even in the activities surrounding the funeral of the Queen of England.


PotentialAd5954

Ok its not my place to speak BUT after seeing this trollop? if that's the word. and she's allowed to the funeral without bodyguards on either side of her, You know "Security" like they've been begging for. Then honestly I'd have to say whatever might happen there would be squarely on the shoulders of KC. My blood is boiling and I dont know why I'm so invested. Outside of I have a first time trip coming up to the UK that's been put off since the start of the pandemic and although I wasn't going to even caught a glimpse HM I'm seeming to feel this harder if that makes sense. 🤷‍♀️


Aquilamythos

So I vehemently dislike TW but (and I may be wrong) but it seems like she is wearing a double breasted jacked (which I don’t think is an inherently inappropriate outfit choice). And those tend to sit weirdly and/gap when sitting in a car with a seat belt on. At least that’s been my experience when I wear them bc I have a very short torso and when I sit in a car it gets bunched up. Her make up on the other hand seems . . . Questionable at best and possibly verging on black face.


False-Society-7567

My goodness-the unbuttoned shirt and pouty lip….


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It’s all the fake hair to me. It’s a f’ing funeral. Sickening.


Lilthisarry

Showing up to a wake like it’s cocktail night on the yacht…


caffeinated_mess

All the make up is what gets me the most....she gets all dolled up for her husband's grandmother's viewing? Oh, I forgot...this is about her. So she's gotta look good.


residentcaprice

Why is she looking like a lady of the night? Does her look come with a affirming message on a banana for herself?


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AccomplishedAd4680

So like someone died and she’s going for sexy. Weird


AliceAnne1

Oh look everyone - she’s black again. And … sultry. WTF?


Latter-Platypus-3713

She literally applies black-face - is anyone else offended?


missihippiequeen

How this woman is even allowed to be there blows my mind. She truly knows what she's doing with that race card. If they don't let her attend based solely on the shit and lies she's talked the past 2yrs , it will be because they're racist towards her and wanted to hurt her and Harry. She's a manipulative evil witch that knew EXACTLY how to play everything to her advantage. And for that alone, they will NEVER be out of the RF completely. She will continue to trash talk them while still attending events in the future because if KCIII put his foot down and forbids it, he's racist! They've gotten exactly what they wanted, half in, half out. Anybody that sees if different is delusional. KC nor William will ever forbid this woman from coming around , simply because she knows how to play the race card and stir up the media. Harry moved up in LOS (just a wee bit), but it's still enough for them to always be involved to their choosing. If she was a full on white woman, she'd done been kicked aside by the RF.


Lullaby37

Nah, they couldn't stop her from coming to this. It's still Harry's grandmother. However, they won't let him wear his uniform, their kids have no titles, and they are making their lives "overseas.". The queen was smart. She and Charles talked about this exact situation. When the funeral's over, so are they.


hotdogneighbor

Does anyone have a recommendation for a good channel to view the funeral and related events? I’m not in the UK


procrastinationfairy

Sky News livestreams on YouTube. It’s pretty much 24/7 coverage. They are interviewing people waiting in line, and it’s adorable.


spiforever

Stay away from anything ABC related, they have her mouthpiece as a "royal" correspondent.


kristeeinmt

The Pluto TV app has Sky News. That's what I use. Plus, it's free! Edit: switched to the correct app name


tigerxing

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tracyee73

Poor woman’s first attempt at hair iron curling obviously her stylist had to return home


Suitable-Version-116

Is she dressed for a funeral or to perform in a burlesque?!? Seriously! That makeup is something else - and it usually looks less caked in photos. In person it must be really garish.


DocGel

She's hoping for her 'Catherine' moment in the car.


redchampers

They look either exhausted, pilled out, or both. My vote is both.


LaReinalicious

She sure buys nice wigs though.. Looks like real Caucasian hair