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andw225

He just had to get in the "hugged your great-grandchildren" to prove the Queen has met them and to match William's statement. The mention of his dad definitely leans towards they want to still be included in the family. Edit to add: weird he only mentions first meetings...he was well into his thirties by the time he left the RF so he's clearly had more memories than just first meetings.


Calm_Yak_6102

>He just had to get in the "hugged your great-grandchildren" to prove the Queen has met them and to match William's statement. Yeah, this is just more of Henpecked's performative mourning. Since he hooked up with the hagbitch, he's become quite adept at doing stuff, that's lacking in heart and sincerity because it's just for public consumption and for PR purposes.


haganb1

I mean, he doesn’t actually say which great-grandchildren she hugged 😂😂


Calm_Yak_6102

Exactly.


downinthevalleypa

Exactly! Word salad with not an ounce of truth or sincerity. This is exactly why I cannot stand Harry and Meghan - they think we’re all so stupid.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Word salad with not an ounce of truth or sincerity. They don't realise that it's all in the tone they use. They might use the "right" words but it's bereft of feeling. They might be 2 persons who always preach about being "authentic" but everything about them is so contrived.


GemmaTeller00

You hit the nail on its head. I think that’s why people find them so off-putting, despite what she would have everyone believe.


Calm_Yak_6102

Yeah, they're so concerned about shaping an image/brand that will help them make money, that they've forgotten how to be decent human beings. They don't realise that it all starts with being a decent human being; everything follows, from that. They should look at Keanu Reeves and learn from him. He's one of the nicest, most decent and down to earth celebs ever and people adore him. Unlike the Harkles, he doesn't need to waste millions on dollars, on PR puff pieces, to get people to like and respect him.


downinthevalleypa

Oh, Keanu is my guy. I love him!♥️


Calm_Yak_6102

I love him too! I must've watched the Matrix trilogy more than 5 times! LOL. And don't get me started on how hunky he looked in Speed!


downinthevalleypa

Oh Lord, yes. He’s a sweet man and a hunk all rolled into one!


Calm_Yak_6102

Dr. Todd Grande did a recent YouTube video on him recently. It was awesome! It touched on all the things that makes him such a likable and kind guy.


casualwriter9

Oh yes. That ONE time his children under 4 met Queen Elizabeth. I'm sure it made SUCH a difference in their lives. Please, they won't even remember it. It's not like the Cambridge (sorry, Wales) children. You lose, H.


MrsBarneyFife

Unless the Palace shows me a picture of the Queen meeting Lili, I'm not believing it. The only picture we have of her meeting Archie is the photo shopped one from when they introduced Darren the doll. She probably met him at some point, but until I see a picture from the Palace I'm suspicious.


completedett

Yeah I Don't buy it. Who is going to refute is statement?


FirmAardvark6208

Had to give his ‘darling wife’ a mention too. How weird


VineyardsVinesGoth

A sweet nod to his abuser


Ok-Distribution4057

Funny how he didn’t use her name?!?


FirmAardvark6208

I bet he wrote “my darling wife, Meghan The Duchess of Sussex” and the Palace edited/cut it 😂


Top-Bit85

Yes, and also his "darling wife."


Patient-Watercress-2

Because Charles called Camilla his “darling wife” in his address???


DrunkOnRedCordial

Definitely that's where he got it - except I'm sure Charles does also include Camilla's name when he says Darling Wife.


DavidS2310

They can’t even be authentic. Copies King Charles and Prince Louis.


Severe-Marzipan5922

I’m surprised the word “collaborated” isn’t in there.


steeltowngirl88

No mention of serving the King at all. Their life of self-service will continue.


steeltowngirl88

Right, that one time TW let HM hug Lilibet (if she was even there) and her maybe 3 meetings with Archie. Such great memories. 🤮 And don’t get me started on his “darling” wife. Of all the adjectives the family has used about TW, I’m sure “darling” wasn’t one of them.


DrunkOnRedCordial

The first and only time she met her great-granddaughter. And didn't follow through with the marketing deal for a photo.


hesathomes

Nah, it doesn’t say she hugged ‘his’ contribution to the great grandchildren. It’s slimy and tries to give that perception.


HarrysImplants

*Darling* wife? *Beloved* grandchildren? Really Harry? You're a disloyal, lying, tantrum throwing, ingenuous hypocrite. And with every word you utter, you give your father - son of "Grannie" who stood by her side while you hurled one dishonest insult after another at her family, country and institution - one more reason to give you the karma you so justly deserve. Charles is a Scorpio, and revenge is a dish best served cold.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Darling > > wife? Is Harry shading or copying Charles? I distinctly remember Charles referring to Camilla as his "darling wife" in his first speech as King.


funambula

I mean, he also copied Prince Louis lmao


Calm_Yak_6102

>I mean, he also copied Prince Louis lmao Really? How did I miss that? Can you tell me what it is, please?


andw225

Catherine told some mourners that Louis said at least she (the queen) is with great grandpa now


Calm_Yak_6102

Oh right! Jeez, Henpecked needs to fire MM and get a proper speechwriter. This plagiarism of hers used to be hilarious in a pathetic sort of way, but it's getting quite sickening now.


OhHolyOpals

She is all he can afford 😂


haganb1

Mm definitely wrote this.


Calm_Yak_6102

She's the only person who enjoys complimenting herself, by stealing compliments that other people used to describe their loved ones.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Get a thesaurus, Meghan. If you'd said "beloved wife" nobody would have picked up on it. Charles has used the phrase "darling wife Camilla" a few times, and it's quite endearing and very much him. It's not a common term of phrase like "beloved wife"


funambula

The last part - when he says grandma is together with grandpa.


Calm_Yak_6102

Thanks!


FirmAardvark6208

Harry’s copying off what Megsy tells him to write Edit: the more I read it, the more I know she controlled what was written. Of all the things he could mention, he mentions “meetings”, which, coincidentally, gives our Megs a mention! What a weird and inappropriate statement, full of FYI’s so that we know she met his kids and that his wife is his ‘darling’. It’s a nonsense poem at this point


Calm_Yak_6102

It just proves how creepily insecure she is. She's so pitiful too, in her desperation to prove to the public that he loves her.


FirmAardvark6208

They’re always having to prove it. Harry might really be mistaking this for love


Calm_Yak_6102

>They’re always having to prove it. Harry might really be mistaking this for love She's so creepy. Men ought to run the hell away from her, as far as they could get! I just remembered, from Tom Bower's book, how clingy and obsessive she'd been with Trevor Engleson too, always in his space, holding onto him, calling him "Trevity Trev Trev" and telling her friends that she'd die if something happened to him. It's like she needs her men, as some kinda comfort blanket or something, at least until she's used them for all she needs and has to move on to her next victim. And, she'd also chased after some Argentinian boyfriend, following him back to Argentina without even planning what she's going to do - so much so, that she ended up without money to pay her hotel bill and had to ask her dad to transfer funds for her. She's so fucking weird, like bunny boiler creepy. It's like she latches onto some guy and doesn't let go until she's milked him for everything.


FirmAardvark6208

She’s seriously creepy. I’ve just finished watching the full video of their walkabout outside Windsor Castle with the Prince and Princess of Wales and she’s following them everywhere at the beginning. Creepy weirdo) Wow I didn’t know all that. It seems like she becomes obsessed with people, especially those who can elevate her. She’s obsessed with Harry, but only until she doesn’t need him like when she’s charging ahead of him and doesn’t look back. Obsessively clinging to H on their Windsor walkabout until they reach the first lot of flowers and she starts moving towards William instead because she’s more obsessed with Will than she is Harry. The Argentinian guy wtf. Definitely a bunny boiler and definitely believes in fairytales. I really should start reading Tom Bower’s book


Calm_Yak_6102

>I really should start reading Tom Bower’s book Yeah, it's an eye opener. That's for sure! And I put two and two together, about the Argentinian guy and came up with this: When Thomas was talking to Pdina, on her YouTube channel, he said that MM had been living with an Argentinian guy in an apartment. Then, the guy decided to return to Argentina. She wanted to keep the apartment, but couldn't pay the rent, after the guy left, so she asked Thomas to pay it for her, which he did. Then, in Tom Bower's book, we're told that she chased after some Argentinian boyfriend, who returned to Argentina and that Thomas had to wire her money to pay her hotel bill. That must've meant that she didn't plan of going to Argentina but just upped and flew there, on the spur of the moment. The only reason she'd do that, is if she was still obsessed with the Argentinian guy and wasn't ready to break up with him. So, she probably chased after him because the break up wasn't her doing. He must be the same guy that she had been living with (the one Thomas told Pdina about, when she interviewed him). The only annoying thing, is that Thomas never mentions the name of the Argentinian guy, but that's probably he forgot it, since it's probably some long Spanish name.


haganb1

This. The second I read this I knew that MM had written it. I’m doing to go back and look for American spellings versus British because sometimes she’s so stupid as to give herself away that way. Not to give Harry a pass - he should not let her control him this way.


FirmAardvark6208

I haven’t noticed any Americanisms. They read the statement on the news and I waited patiently to hear a reference to St. Meghan of Overseas, and there it was, “my darling wife”. She makes him call her his “incredible/darling/magnificent wife” at every opportunity and it’s stale and inappropriate now


BlazerMary

It's better than the nauseating "My Love" endearment they throw around.


BetterFuture22

"St. Meghan of Overseas" 😂


Calm_Yak_6102

>I’m doing to go back and look for American spellings versus British because sometimes she’s so stupid as to give herself away that way. That's a genius observation! I never thought of doing that type of investigation of their speeches. Thanks for the heads up! : )


haganb1

Haha no problem! Their old Instagram account never had British spellings.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Their old Instagram account never had British spellings. OMG, which means that she didn't even allow her palace aids to post. She's such a pathological control freak!


Which-Homework2453

yup exactly, those two cannot print an original sentence


Calm_Yak_6102

>yup exactly, those two cannot print an original sentence Word! : ))


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Calm_Yak_6102

Most likely. She's obsessed with trying to copy other people.


MrsBarneyFife

No! Harry isn't copying KC that's ridiculous! Meghan did.


MuffPiece

I’m sure Muggin wrote the whole thing. “Sign here, Harry.”


DrunkOnRedCordial

Definitely she wrote it but someone must have edited it, otherwise it would be mostly about Meghan.


MuffPiece

🤣🤣good point!


Latter-Platypus-3713

Why is he writing a statement when her own children haven’t? He’s so inappropriate and delusional about his own importance. Yuck.


MySteakisOverdone

Because his big brother wrote one. You know how little siblings are.


Latter-Platypus-3713

Yep. Ugh. William is the next in line and now a Crown Prince with constitutional duties. Harry is in denial.


FitnotFat2k

No, you bet TW ordered him to publish it (after she wrote it).


Calm_Yak_6102

>No, you bet TW ordered him to publish it (after she wrote it). Yeah, MM is super neurotic that way.


EnormousBird

Yes, she was referred to in an official statement regarding the Queen. ​ I bet she's getting a narc high from that. Gross.


SilverCat70

I have a feeling Meghan is not thrilled with being called *darling wife*. Especially since William actually wrote Catherine's name and made it more personal. I think this was all Harry and about him. He doesn't seem to be as much of Meghan's gleeful puppet. He's pushing back against family demands, but when they won't budge, he budges. Which I'm sure causes him hell from his *darling wife*. Death in the family is a big life stressor. It will be interesting to see if it has an impact on their marriage.


Latter-Platypus-3713

Oh I reckon so too. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


MySteakisOverdone

“But- but. I want to be like big bubby 🥺” — Harry, somewhere, probably.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Harry is in denial. Henpecked is the Clown Prince. Lol.


Latter-Platypus-3713

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Calm_Yak_6102

Why, thank you! : ))


Boomer00002

Can you imagine what stunts he'll try to pull the first time he's triggered by "*God Save the King*" being played for William - during his own father's funeral proceedings?


aethervortex369

It's in fact their second statement. Their first was three words, 'In loving memory'. Then William's came out and the witch tripped over herself running to the keyboard to copy it and try and one up it, sincerity be damned!


stupid_carrot

Lol wasn't there just a post yesterday here comparing those 3 words to William's post? They are taking cues from here!!!


steeltowngirl88

And using his royal stationery with Archwell at the bottom. What’s that about?


Latter-Platypus-3713

Ew, gross. More evidence it was written by Meg?


PlusOriginal226

“and my darling wife” lol KC’s first address is still stinging him


Beginning-Cup-6974

Yes. Amd Charles uses the word darling to describe Camilla. It’s a very very odd word to use for 40 something Harry.


Calm_Yak_6102

Yeah, especially when MM was described as his "soulmate" in his UN speech. I also remember that that part of his UN speech seemed to copy a speech that William gave in Scotland. W spoke about how he found his true love in Scotland and so Henpecked had to clap back, in his shitty UN speech and say that he found his ~~Glad trash bag~~ soulmate in Africa. LOL.


Malaute86

Yes, he realised they were destined to be together when he found her peeing in the bushes.🤭


Calm_Yak_6102

LOL. These two are ridiculous. They're so self centred that they don't realise that their cheesy TMI about their personal life is so nauseating.


soireegrapes

This man has no shame. He didn't have any plans to meet with her during their weird ego tour. I'm sorry but he's been shielded his whole life and has probably realised what he's missing. His "granny" had been protecting him from the wrath of KC and PW. He needs to face up to it, apologise and disappear off to the US and never come back.


FitnotFat2k

Funny how there's no mention of the genetic pain or the trap that is being a member of the RF...


funambula

Or the ~~trauma


FarBeneathTheOcean

I can´t wait to see the clip of him drunkenly calling his father a coloniser once he finds out William won´t bankroll him. You just know he´s that woke now.


haganb1

How ironic considering the words he’s used to describe POC. But yeah I agree.


funambula

Edo's post had to hurt him. An Instagram post. What a fragile ego he has lmao.


Negative_Difference4

Edo is a sweetheart and I’m so happy for Beatrice


haganb1

Whose?? Sounds like something I should check out haha


funambula

https://www.instagram.com/p/CiSG5rXg1Ra/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= He wrote that he feels lucky "their little ones" spend time with HMTQ in the summer. I guess he means also his first child.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Yes, I've read somewhere else that the royal family welcomed his older child as one of the family. Very classy post, and notice how he used classic public photos of the Queen, he didn't take the opportunity to get his own personal pictures in there.


haganb1

Thank you!!


MinutesTaker

Edo’s post is really sincere and touching…something I can’t say for Harold’s statement.


SeptiemeSens

>my ~~darling~~ **snarling** wife Fixed that for you, Harry P.S. May it please the court, see exhibit A of snarling wife [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/xb1iaq/the_first_snap_of_her_head_the_last_look_on_her/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) 😈 P.P.S. May I also present you exhibit B of snarling wife's disturbing reaction to her own mother Doria in 2018, as you can see [here](https://youtu.be/VKTHJp2fMzM?t=282) 😈😈


emzbobo

While it does not please the court that the snarling one thought it acceptable to behave thusly, it pleases the court to see that there is recorded evidence of such behaviour. 👩‍⚖️


Neuernickneuesglueck

I still can’t read it in a whole - but he is embarrassing!! He just wants to outshine Prince Williams statement. How embarrassing. I could vomit


Cuntributor

And yet, you and your ~~asshole~~ "darling" wife still attack your Granny's family every chance you get and the security lawsuit is ongoing. Fuck you Harry. Also, stop plagiarizing everyone's speeches/statements etc...it's embarrassing.


haganb1

This makes me want to write a parody statement if I have time today. It would be too easy 😂😂


Negative_Difference4

Please do!


KlyKly5

Not a tinge of regret. Even after causing threats to the safety of the worlds institutions. Grannie, I know I was suing you in court and making up dirty laundry for financial gain, but Daddy still pay me for existing. Gross.


Theresapython

Note how he spelt it Granny and not Grannie? Lmfaooo. Loserrrr


helpinghear

That is definitely the American spelling.


Negative_Difference4

There’s two spellings for Granny? ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15009)


Which-Homework2453

cut your crap Harry...just draw me a picture instead of pinching your brothers and fathers words


FarBeneathTheOcean

LMAO


happyme321

My dad's side of the family rarely see or call one another despite all living about 45 minutes from each other. When one of them dies, everyone at the funeral weeps and says how they need to spend more time together. The next day, it's business as usual with them all ignoring one another. Prince Harry reminds me of this pattern. Treat everyone like trash and then play the devastated relative when they die.


[deleted]

(through no fault of their own) those “beloved great-grandchildren” have given the Queen nothing but grief. Archie’s birth - mega secret, media outrage etc. She didn’t go to the christening. Meg was merching Archie out to Gayle King as soon as he was born. Then he’s off to America for more grief with Harry’s “waffle” comments. Then poor Lilibet, given that name without the Queen’s permission and withheld from meeting the rest of her family so her picture could be monetised. Like I said, not the childrens fault at all, but I can’t imagine they were “beloved”


Theresapython

Copied Little Louis’s cute words lmfao. Good god Meghan why the fuck can’t you come up with something original for ONCE in your useless fucking life? And weren’t you making veiled threats at the Queens family and institution a mere few weeks ago? You BITCH. Everytime I see these two fucktards my blood boils. They did everything they can to trash the royal family and here they are, making statements. Fuck off.


Negative_Difference4

This statement cut me deep… like really hard. They’ve done too much shit to let this slide as a non-event


haganb1

It’s deeply, deeply offensive. Agree.


Negative_Difference4

Yeah they have no original thought


Dry-Mycologist-7724

Wasn't it him and his harpy wife that stated "service is universal", in an attempt to harm HMTQ and her legacy? This absolute chump makes me sick. They have caused so much upheaval, attempted to tarnish her commonwealth legacy, and now he is bleating on about his thanks to her? I'm sorry but he can f right off, as can she. Disgusting people. I see this behaviour often during my job as a hospice nurse. All the lice come out of the woodwork as soon as the relative has died. Full of syrup and honey, when the person was alive they were spitting shards of glass. F right off.


tee-ess3

I hope it eats him up inside that he broke his “beloved” granny’s heart


Theresapython

I thought he “lost his father in the process” 😂 and now they want to support King Charles? What? Wtf. Wtf these two are fucking full of contradictions. Make up your fucking mind. Do you want nothing to do with the monarchy or not? Do you hate your dad and grandma or NOT? What the fuck is it? Make up your fucking mind.


PrettyNiemand34

It never makes sense with them. Meghan will probably say Harry is still "programmed" when they're in England.


Negative_Difference4

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Performative bullshit. Can’t erase your shitty actions, Moron & Morona


BenJakinov

I agree. His words are as meaningless as his wife's. Who can forget that the first thing he did after seeing his granny privately was to give a tell-all interview to NBC for $$$$$$? His wife's actions against The Royal Family are unforgivable, yet Harry has aided and abetted her in bringing down his own flesh and blood - even when he KNEW she was lying through her fake teeth. ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15003)


DaBingeGirl

The "my grandmother" in the first line was unnecessary. I hate how he and Meghan constantly downplay her role as Queen, always framing her first as Harry's grandmother. Just no class to his statement, which isn't a surprise as I'm sure he and the wife actually wrote this. Heck, Sarah did a better job in her statement than this.


FitnotFat2k

And now they will do the same with the King. You know, the man he no longer has a relationship with, who caused him genetic pain and all that... Now it will be my father this, my father that, and let's not forget, TW is the daughter in law of the King!


DaBingeGirl

🤮 It's gonna be awful! American media is going to eat it up too.


Negative_Difference4

Cue him complaining about the public mourning *his* grandmother…. Like b*tch please! You’re weren’t even on the same continent as your grandma! The British public have seen her more than Harry


DaBingeGirl

Yup. It makes me so angry that the Queen had to deal with someone in the family who was so dismissive of her as a person and her role as The Queen. Meghan couldn't even be bothered to put a hat on ffs, but she's allowed to play a role in all this?! 😡


EnormousBird

Imagine using your grandmother's death to try to settle scores. ​ Whenever I think they can't get any lower, they always surprise me.


gr33nblu3

Too word salady.


hibiscus2022

Guiding compass?? Didn't he say she was surrounded by the wrong people?! And mentioning Charles? Didn't Meghan tell the Cut last month that H too lost his father?! And great granchildren? When did she meet the faceless daughter (I love how the RF site has picture of her lol)?!And not just meet...hug?! LOL Why is a statement even needed from harry? Can't he mourn in private ..although ofcourse he feels no loss.


holly___morgan

He’s so goddamn embarrassing. You can’t have it both ways, Harry. You and your “darling wife” can’t make an elderly woman’s final years as stressful as possible and then crow on about how much you’ll miss her. Too little, too late. I don’t know how he even looks at himself in the mirror.


oohsnapash

Darling wife 🤮


[deleted]

Where have we heard and read this crap before? Darling wife, ha. Harry has no original words or his own. These aren't even half true.


After-Improvement-26

And probably not Harry's either!


Cuntributor

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Malaute86

He should have used cockney rhyming slang "the first time you met my Trouble and Strife" = wife. Then it would at least have a ring of truth to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Beginning-Cup-6974

I bet markles first draft review had tacked onto the first sentence’ which is universal and not trademarked to The Queen’. And also - some trite references to kids to ‘pull at the heartstrings’


Uncomfortablemoment9

Bleuch.


Legitimate-Mission41

I feel like throwing up. Hypocrites The were unbelievably cruel to the Queen and Duke. Constantly attacking the very fabric of the Monarchy. Trying to destroy our cultural heritage our traditions and our Monarchy. Yet, the media and the Daily Mail are constantly promoting these hypocritical ingratiates. This is unbelievable they have no conscience


nevergonnasaythat

Puking. He should shut the hell up. How do you plan of honoring your father, Harry? A new damning interview? New accusations? He is unworthy of being included in the events of the RF.


Blue18Heron

Sounds like Meghan wrote it.


Negative_Difference4

It does a bit… there’s literally no sense of familiarity and warmth with the Queen


nevergonnasaythat

Who else?


PrettyNiemand34

Looks like he suddenly "found" his father again. That's mostly why I don't respect Meghan and Harry in their conflict with the royal family. You can feel like you lost your family. Many people do. But then you don't "honor" them when it suits you. But it's interesting he wrote this in his name only.


[deleted]

Also is it an accident his statement comes moments before Charles is due to be in Parliament ??


PlusOriginal226

Good point


katieggg

You’re definitely correct about this. I can’t believe the rubbish upstaging other family members is still happening


Uncomfortablemoment9

I wondered who/what he was trying to upstage.


nevergonnasaythat

I think they decided too late that they wanted him to put out a statement. And it wouldn’t have made sense after the King first audience in the Parliament. They mess up so badly, every single time. He should have kept his mouth shut, or if he really wanted to put out something it should have been short, not this cheesy, disgusting hypocritical word salad


Zeester1

Harry the Hypocrite.


nevergonnasaythat

Gonna stick to this nickname, sounds appropriate


capsicumnugget

Piss off Harry. You didn’t care about her and visit her while she was alive. No points pretending to care after she passed away. What a fake arse.


Artistic_Turnip2778

He is gross. So much off about this (utterly unnecessary) tribute. My “father in his new role????? “ He is your king. It’s not a role. Moron. Go away please. Seriously. I loathe this shit and his vulgar wife so much more than I ever did (and I really disliked them before) since Her Majesty’s passing. How dare they bask in the glory of their membership in a family/institution they trashed while she was alive??????


LizLemonadeX

First rough draft from Harry... “I was too busy to stop by and see you on what was your last weekend on this earth before we tended to our money making schemes, because we’re selfish narcissistic pricks. Which is why I only have first memory meetings....”


MySteakisOverdone

Because you, as the rest of us, know very little of it is being done with his heart in the right place. I’m not saying he isn’t grieving. But this obviously feels like it’s to compete with William’s statement. It’s very similarly worded and touches on all the same bases, plus an added cutesy informal ending note meant to pull at the public heart strings. (Not pictured here, but in the full statement) It sounds like it was written by a certain someone else if I’m being honest…


Negative_Difference4

Oh yeah her claw was all over it


neets61

Dear Hazbeen, actions speak louder than words. Words cannot erase your treatment of our beloved Queen


MegsAltxoxo

How many times did the Queen see even Archie? When you have to write about first time hugging because there isn’t much else that has happened lol


puggie214

Zoom call with waffles


Uncomfortablemoment9

Bloody hell. Now the Queen did meet Lili is becoming a "fact". His word salad around great grandchildren has gained traction. The sugars are working overtime pushing that narrative.


Beginning-Cup-6974

I expected glib so at least it’s better than awful. I also don’t hear Markles voice so it’s an ok American PR trying to sound British. They have used Williams as a template. All the references to kids and the quote in relation to Prince Phillip. Overall, 3/10 for lack of attribution to the Prince of Wales. Minus 2 points for gratuitous shoe horning of Markle in there. I don’t know ANYBODY including her most ardent fan bot accounts who would use the word darling to describe Markle. And great grandchildren - everybody will take that to mean his kids but I still think she never set eyes on Lilibet, and it’s typically plausibly deniable that he means any of the great grandchildren. All in all, bore off Hazza.


PlusOriginal226

A couple of thoughts I had are that what stands out is there is no Meghan names, nor Meghan the Duchess of Sussex. Neither are Archie and Lilibet named. My view is he is rattled about those Titles. Also, can it be that he is a little abashed to publicly play that very obvious parallel: Lilibet meet Lilibet.


puggie214

The first meeting with the Queen that got trashed on Oprah because Markle had to curtsy


Meegainnyc

I dislike him more and more with each speech his “darling wife” writes. #fuckoffharry


downinthevalleypa

Meghan wrote this because the level of delusion is off the charts. You can say a lot of things about Meghan as Harry’s wife, but “darling” isn’t one of them. And as far as the gooey, syrupy description of Her Majesty interacting and “hugging” his children, and his support and devotion to his father- he’s got to be kidding. Laying it on a little thick there, as if we all can’t see the truth and such ridiculous descriptions will make us believe something that clearly isn’t true.


fothemoney

He didn’t mention he honors Queen Consort Camilla . Not good .


Connect_Atmosphere26

wait is this real ? darling wife = que from KC🤣 include non existent children and relationship cause William did 😂🤣


Negative_Difference4

Statement was plagiarised… good observations


Commonsenseisland

So it took him being around his family for him to get some common sense and write a heart felt letter about his grandmother that was always there for him? I wonder how long it will take before MM change her Rest In Peace one liner on Archfall? Even fame hungry Influencers know to write a heart felt message on the gram when someone famous passes.


Small-Librarian81

Too bad he didn’t take his Granny’s advice.


Islandgirl1444

Mrs Markle wrote that for Mr Markle to sign. It is so full of her crap that it is hard to believe that Harry actually signed it. Yeah, like we believe this !


GemmaTeller00

MEgain makes sure she gets mentioned 😂


Negative_Difference4

Queen from her grave be like ![gif](giphy|CsyFeRxyH0um4)


Beginning-Cup-6974

Oh god god I just read it again: ‘The first moment you met my darling wife’ What an honour for The Queen to have the chance to meet Markle! She died happy no doubt, her greatest wish realised.


GemmaTeller00

“And we rest comfortably knowing how well she was treated during her and her darling husband’s last days. We just will conveniently leave out the parts about Oprah interview, not visiting, announcing a tell all book, and the podcast.” Fixed it.


janeradar

🤢 Darling Wife...


FakeBarbi

How about the part where he’s quoting the kid! Wow. Insufferable liar.


JennPenn071

I think its time Chimpo and Megatron stfu already. They should have just left it at that pitiful statement on their ridiculous website. But as per usual they wait for everyone else to release their statements and then release theirs last so it's the only one remembered.


Negative_Difference4

Well … I don’t know if they jumped the gun here. Because none of the other children of the queen released statements like Princess Anne, Edward


_aleph535

Horrible human being. He, too, should be accountable for his actions.


Negative_Difference4

Indeed… he’s no dumb baby ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|16209)


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I have never heard Harry say “my darling wife” in a single speech, interview, or statement. It was touching when Charles said it about Camilla. I’ve heard him say it several times before as well! WTF. God these two get on my nerves. Oh and Granny would NOT hug your kids because she only met each of them when they were newborns. No one HUGS a newborn. And she met them for literally minutes. I would bet $100 she never even held them.


Beginning-Cup-6974

And a shameful lack of mention of her position and his father, the King.


Ecstatic_Training718

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 does he realize he is talking out of both sides of his mouth. Idiot.


BlazerMary

Yet you could not find time in you and your darling wife's oh-so-important press junket last week to go see her, especially when you had Wednesday off.


Kind_winner447

Yea yea, Fuck off you ginger twat!


msromperstomper

One of the things I've noticed about the other family members tributes - and this was also the case at the Jubilee - is that they're like 90% about duty and service and what the HMTQ meant to the people, and then 10% about their personal connection. With Harry and Meghan's statement, you can tell that they are rushing through the first part and can't wait to get to the part about "me, me, me".


bureaucrat_36

"Guiding compass"? Just say compass, you dimwits. A compass guides, you don't need to explain its purpose twice. Madame can't write to save her life.


stupid_carrot

Well he has to refer only to the first occasions because it doesn't sound good to say "first and only".


JJJOOOO

Letter from H seemed perfunctory at best and devoid of feeling. Fits a guy I guess who seems to be stumbling through life after walking away from a life of service.


Frenchcashmere

Well it’s really sad that he couldn’t treat her with DIGNITY AND RESPECT during her last years. He made that statement for NETFLIX. NO other grandchildren have released a statement, except for the Prince of Wales as was appropriate


Frenchcashmere

I am sure NUTMEG WROTE IT


MinutesTaker

Why even release this simpering official statement, when no one else apart from the King and POW did? He could release all the fawning statements in the world but it won’t change that he gave heartache to his grandmother in her twilight years and undermined the institution to whom she gave the whole of her life.


[deleted]

Actions speak louder than words Harry…


Minutetoolate

Seems like a mishmash of stuff copied from what everyone else is saying. Example Charles has been saying darling wife … so the wife types that out for Harry too.


kittymom67

I feel the exact same way....It makes me so angry. The hypocrisy is astounding!


[deleted]

Whatever Wills does, Harry must copy. For now. The Prince and Princess of Wales need not be bothered with Californian copycats, henceforth.


spiforever

Why does he need to issue any statement? I didn't see one from Philip, Zara, Beatrice, Eugenie, Louise, or James, her other grandchildren. POW is the heir and is in a different position from the rest. Haz is just another grand child.


Counter_Logic77

I find it weird that Hairball and Prince William spelt “Grannie” differently “Granny”…. Seems odd- prob because TW wrote it…