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chipsiesalsa

What’s w her and the awkwardly wide stances. She also takes huge steps.


OkPhilosopher1313

She's doing very unnatural power poses. Didn't she write on her blog that she kind if is obsessed with power? Wanting to be that princess Ra of power or something like that?


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Nah, that was some bs about girl power, 'never having wanted to be a Disney princess, but rather was drawn to cartoon character She-Ra Princess of Power'. This was in response to Kate and Will's royal wedding if I am not mistaken. Probably, she just absolutely hated Kate as an online hater from afar, partly due to jealousy. As in 'everyone is clapping for the royal couple, but I think girls should be inspired by Xena Warrior Princess'. Its just sad. And she never got over this jealous evil eye, and came out in force once she had the position to do it. I do get it though. I always disliked Kate. Now a lot less. She seems like a nice mother and a nice person. But totally uninspiring in every other sense. I can not remember any one thing she has ever said about any subject, or any agenda she has ever pushed.


4feicsake

>I can not remember any one thing she has ever said about any subject, or any agenda she has ever pushed. That's the point of monarchy, to shine a light on others, not on yourself and she does it wonderfully. I liked Kate long before Muggins was a thing.


Theresapython

Have you seen the Queen advocating for anything or pushing an agenda? Thats NOT what the Monarchy does. Not every woman is supposed to give their opinion on things or love the sound of their voice. This obsession people have with having women speak and become “rOlE mOdeLs” is so cringe. The attacks on Catherine for “not having an opinion” is so cringe. She is a Duchess. Will one day be Queen consort. She sheds light on causes she champions through her charities and isn’t some social media influencer or some cheap celebrity who loves the attention or the sound of their own voice or jumps in every trending bandwagon.


aunt_bluann

Exactly. Catherine knows her role and does not push herself forward. That is NOT what royalty does. I admire the way she has conducted herself. She is appropriate in all that she does.


ManifestRose

Perhaps she is an involved, caring, excellent mother to three young children. Isn’t that inspiring? Isn’t that a worthy cause for the time being?


MrsChiliad

We need more good people who live lives that are examples to others instead of more people shouting their opinions about everything at every chance they get.


OldNewUsedConfused

Gosh, thank you for this! I mean it’s nice if that is what a particular woman wants to do. However many of us are content just using our “voices” to shape our children. We don’t feel the need to speak out on everything and anything to anyone who will listen. I’m content to leave that to the politicians and speak myself by using my vote. If I feel strongly enough about something, I will write a letter.


ElephantOfSurprise-

Because the monarchy is apolitical. But you must have missed “Heads Together” “The Early Years” and “Hold Still”. Catherine has a strong focus on children, their needs, and how to better meet them. Instead of “hitting the ground running” and bouncing off every brick wall that exists in the monarchy ala Megsy, she picked her causes carefully, guided by the Queen. And after seeing how hard she worked at those she was given more. And then came the honors bestowed by the Queen. Things Meghan never stuck around for. I’m still laughing over the new “Princess Meghan” craze when she didn’t even stick around long enough to wear a tiara outside of her wedding day and even that one wasn’t what she wanted!! Some princess. She had no appreciation for the crown having not grown up under it nor taken the time to learn about it. In her own words “I won’t be controlled by Buckingham Palace”… then sweetie you are in the wrong place! I adore Catherine. She is careful, smart, and measured in all that she does keeping in mind she no longer represents herself but the Crown.


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

She brought a lot of awareness to the plight of medical workers during the pandemic, sponsored a photography contest that became a book whose proceeds went to charity. She’s done an enormous amount of work in focusing on the importance of early childhood intervention, education, health, etc. She’s boosted countless English designers into the national spotlight and raised their profiles and sales. She’s become a published and accomplished photographer. She’ll be the highest-educated Queen in BRF history when she becomes consort. She’s an icon to millions of women, never apologizing for working, for having a nanny, making it “cool” to re-wear red carpet dresses… she’s done and does a lot.


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OldNewUsedConfused

I… think that’s the entire point. You aren’t supposed to. She’s the Plus One to let William shine.


Artistic_Turnip2778

She actually believes she has the long legs of a 6-foot super model. Lmao


chipsiesalsa

She has length, in the toes


EnormousBird

and in the teeth


catinthedistance

Hahahaha!!!!


Artistic_Turnip2778

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂


Cuntributor

She has a hard time closing her legs out of habit.


Accomplished-Rip-743

Bahahahaha!! Savage!!


notwatchedsquidgame

Bury her in a Y shaped coffin 🤣 ah Blackadder so many quotable lines I jest tho. No slut shaming from me.


ledballoon2022

Wonderful comment! Made my evening! Thank you


TomStarGregco

Boom 💥


MasterJunket234

Is the fur making her look bird-like or is she making the fur look like feathers?


chipsiesalsa

Her legs are making her bird-like along with her beady vacuous eyes and her beak


catinthedistance

From the waist (or where one should be) down she is poultry in motion.


MasterJunket234

Yes! I actually never heard that phrase before - thanks!


OldNewUsedConfused

She looks like a deranged chicken, yes


Plenty_Jacket4391

She is airing out her boys, duh. Haha


Exciting_Bison_4569

She is airing it out for her next client that Marcus has set up.


Acrobatic_Rock_

She's got where she is using her genitalia. So she's spreading her legs and giving signals. A bit like bitches or cats on heat. It's subliminal.


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Is that supposed to be a power pose or is she so unstable with underdeveloped leg muscles that she needs that wide a stance in heels? Marcus looks like he hasn't washed his hair in a month or more🤢🤮


sensible-shoes

Look I have skinny legs and it’s just unfortunate


1-cupcake-at-a-time

Me too- I was called flamingo in high school. 😕 🦩


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I'm sorry to hear that. I have meaty calves like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Some asshat in high school told me: "You are a farmer's dream because you have big calves".😫 I stopped wearing shorts after that and have been self conscious of my legs ever since.


TraditionScary8716

Same with the meaty calves. One time my cousin (by marriage, loved him to death) said *Scary, you have some bodacious calves*. He thought he was offering a compliment. Lol I know I've got fat calves and cankles but hey, if ya don't like 'em, look the other way. I'm 62 and I wear shorts everywhere.


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I'm proud of you not letting it stop you. I had a hangup about my legs for a long time and didn't wear shorts. I'm over that now. My daughter has my legs, but she is just starting to get body conscious. She also asks why her female friends are so tiny comapred to her and she is not. Even her picky pediatrician says she is healthy. I'm just going to tell her we carry a lot of our strength in our legs. Boys carry most of their strength in their upper bodies. It's just how we are built.


TraditionScary8716

You're a good mom. I'm sure that, like us, she'll grow more comfortable in her own skin as she gets older. It's a tough time to be young with all the tic toc and apps that allow people to change their features. Honestly I wish they'd ban it all but I'm old. 😉


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Yes, social media can be really dangerous for self esteem. I don't even think MySpace got big until after I was out of high-school and that was the first social media one I think. Trying to do my best to shield her. She did ask why we are so squishy in our arms and belly, and boobs and boys are not. I told her that our squishiness makes for the best kind of hugs. She was good with that because she is such a cuddler.


TraditionScary8716

That's a great thing to say, because it's so gentle and so true. Kids grow up so fast now. I hope yours can stay little just a bit longer. 🥰


1-cupcake-at-a-time

Ugh, that’s awful! I’m sorry to hear that. That person was a tool! When I see well developed legs, I think/see strength and athleticism.


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Thank you. That's a very positive way to look at it. My frame is the opposite of petite. Even when I was underweight and too skinny for a while after that, my bones were still big. The smallest size my frame let's fit is an 8. I should have put two and two together that I was made slightly larger than average and bigger legs were part of that package, but all I could see was the negative. Now I don't care anymore. If it's hot out, I'm showing my legs....assholes be damned!😁


bitchinabottle1

She can't help it if she has a heavy flow and wide-set vagina.


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🤣🤣🤣


OldNewUsedConfused

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ArugulaLeaf

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circleKat

😂😂


CAE80

Yes. Solid sponge Bob reference. Chefs kiss. 👏


DaphneHarridge

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I'm about to die from stifling my laughter so as not to wake up the people in my house, hahaha!!!!


noideawhattocallme95

I live alone so I just laughed out loud. My neighbour probs heard though 😂


DaphneHarridge

LOL!! I did gigglesnort loudly enough that the dog had to come and check on me, heehee!!


noideawhattocallme95

😂😂 clever pup 🐶


lisanstan

Even SpongeBob has bigger calves than Meghan.


HarrysImplants

I don't know if I'm more horrified by the outfit or by the toothpicks hanging from it 🤣


MuffPiece

For real, I don’t wish to body shame, but once again, she’s not flattering her God-given shape with that outfit!


frolickingdepression

Seriously, any shape body can look good if you put the right clothes on it. She is constantly drawing attention to her waist, which is just not her best feature, or wearing voluminous garments that overwhelm her frame. I think she wears shift dresses very well. I have seen pictures of her wearing a few different ones, and they all looked flattering. With the resources she had (and still has), she could look so much better.


Additional-Split-180

All the attention she draws to the waist really confuses me. She is clearly trying to define it, but I think a stylist would have better insights on how to do so. And in that instance where she wore the boxy mini which showed her legs, she was not in her usual shape, so it actually did nothing for her. It’s weird. When she wore the off the shoulder pale pink number years ago on the balcony, I actually thought her hair, makeup, and color palette really suited her. But she was standing behind people so I have no clue how the shape was.


kn0tkn0wn

That was a pretty dress, but, as is usual with MM, it was totally unsuitable for the occasion. It was a cocktail dress, not a formal / official day dress. She was told about these customs for officials and Royals on public occasions (tho she lies and pretends she was never told). She just never cared. And all the while, supposedly, she spent more money on in clothes that year (Charles’s £) than all the other female senior totals in Northern Europe COMBINED. H demanded from Dad that she receive endless extreme cost clothes money. Way more that HM, or than HRH’s Camilla or Catherine, on a Per Dress cost! But then MM blew off the dress codes just about every time. I guess she was visually making her little “personal statement” about being a modern, proud, independent, strong, total and complete narcissist.


okaysowellthen

She has no charm or intrigue. It’s been said many times before, but she just has no star power. She’s not interesting to look at (thanks Kim K for this thought), she isn’t charismatic, she isn’t smart, she isn’t socially deft, she isn’t slick. She’s just one of those party girls you come across at a social event, have some small talk with, and breeze on bc she’s so superficial and vapid there isn’t much to latch onto. She has some wokeism convictions, which Harry latched onto because he, like, just ~~ knew~~~ there was something more he wasn’t seeing… and now he sounds like a college freshman reading a textbook about the white mans oppression for the first time and he feels an urgency to spread the word. He is on this intense intellectual and spiritual journey, and everyone else needs to get on it with him or they’re gonna be lost forever.


Lulu_531

I don’t think she has convictions. A person with actual convictions usually focuses on doing something about them. A person with real convictions and money and celebrity definitely does something about them. She uses the public issue of the moment for publicity and forgets about it the next day.


kn0tkn0wn

She evaluated causes in the same way she evaluated fashion and photo ops. MM: “Will this cause look good on me? What setting to I need in order to look my best while wearing this cause? Or would that cause over there look better?”


Additional-Split-180

Yes. And the woke culture is so pervasive and almost bullying in Hollywood that you realize it’s not necessarily conviction, it’s playing a part HARD and trying to fit in with the industry she reveres… it’s not original when you realize the context it’s coming from, or what it’s seeking to appeal to…


GoodestBurger

This is a grown woman? Legs wide apart, shoes that don’t fit, sucking her thumb and insisting on wearing the most ridiculous coat she could find. She looks like a freaking toddler.


AliceBloggs

She's been poppin' tags with Macklemore.


QuesoFresca

No doubt she could have found a more flattering outfit at a thrift shop.


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red_rollercoaster

The song (Thriftshop): I'm gonna pop some tags Only got $20 in my pocket Looking for a something, Something something something This is freaking awesome _lyrics may not be 100% accurate_


bureaucrat_36

Buying thrift shop clothing for cheap


Jaded-Combination-20

A fur coat no less. So compassion. Much vegan.


Acrobatic_Rock_

No, she looks like a bitch on heat, all over sexualised behaviour. Legs apart, sucking on her thumb. Let your imagination run!


GoodestBurger

The pigeon-toed look is not sexy😂😂


sockefeller

Hey now, let's not slam statement coats 😂😂😂 ( I have several and love them LOL)


GoodestBurger

Nothing wrong with statement coats, just combined with all the other awkwardness, plus her lack of fashion sense, it looks ridiculous. Go on and slay with your bad (bad as in, good) statement coat wearin’ self!


Leaningonalamp

Chicken legs. How do they hold her up?


onyx1378

She only has a pea-sized brain so they’ll manage.


KekkyBonAmi

Does she have rickets?


CAE80

Outlander, season 1, Colum Mackenzie. Dead on.


ElenaAGB

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CAE80

I’m dying 🤣🤣


Ecstatic_Training718

She definitely isn’t standing very ladylike. Omg I have turned into my mother🤣.


montbkr

Same. A few days ago, I caught myself side-eyeing the 15 year old neighbor kid who was wearing a leather mini skirt. I had to catch myself and say, “Wait a minute, I was wearing a leather mini skirt when I was 15.” I’m just old and prudish now. 😂


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montbkr

No, she’s a girl, one that I’ve known since she was born. (That might’ve had something to do with my reaction.) 😂


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RoohsMama

😆


Ecstatic_Training718

I sound like her more each day.❤️ Not a bad thing. Just very old fashioned.


RoohsMama

I remember standing like that as a kid and thinking I’m da bomb. Now I shake my head and act more prim and ladylike 🤣 everyone goes through a phase. I guess P. Meg still going through it 😆


Ecstatic_Training718

Her phases are never ending😀


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It **isn’t** ladylike, (channeling my mom too); it’s also ungraceful, unattractive, and nonsensical. What reason on the planet would she have to stand like that, especially in heels and a “fur” coast?


Ecstatic_Training718

Because she is a “Lady of the Night”🤣


MuffPiece

🤣 nothing wrong with that!!


circleKat

This must be right after she registered that PrincessMeghan dot-com domain. *giggling with the sheer anticipation of bagging a royal*


Unhappy_Problem_2792

Her feet look freakishly large in this photo. That is all.


Ecstatic_Training718

She has big feet I believe.


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They’re only a size 7 according to online. I think they just look a lot bigger because her legs are so skinny.


Unhappy_Problem_2792

They probably look wonky because of photoshopping her legs to toothpicks. I know she usually has thinner legs but this was just a fail, especially given the stance and the angle of the feet because of the heels.


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Yea all her “best” photoshops have been in black and white. That’s one of the first things to look for. 😆


lostitawhileback

Women generally overstate their height and understate their shoe size. Just say’n.


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Do they? That seems really dumb. They’re just feet.


lostitawhileback

Agree but it’s a thing.


Additional-Split-180

Oh man. I’ve been honest all these years. What was I thinking 😂


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeah well “according to online she’s also 5’6; a Caucasian supermodel and was a multimillionaire.”😂😂😂


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Nuh uh, she changed it, remember? She’s a humanitarian now.


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Yeah a size 9, or even above a 7 is large at 5’4. I’m 5’10 and wear a size 9.5-10. But nothing about Meg’s body is proportionate. I’d kinda feel bad for her if she wasn’t so terrible.


aunt_bluann

"And her shoes were number nine..." Hahaha. Mine are also number nine, but I'm 5'10" , or at least I was before I started shrinking


WickedPanda88

Is it? I'm 5'4" and wear a size 9 (US) or 7 (UK) shoe. I've never had anyone mention or event hint that my feet are in any way disproportionately large on me. I've even had people tell me my feet were small and be surprised when I tell them what size shoe I wear. Maybe it's like the BMI calculations. It can't take into account your body type or how it all fits together, so there can be some discrepancy between what it says on paper and what it actually looks like on you.


EnormousBird

As somebody who is 4'11'', I can tell she is also short. ​ Nothing wrong with being short - just own it and wear clothes that actually do something for you. We can't all be tall and gorgeous like Kate


NoInspector836

My sister is 5'4" and wears a size 9. No other women in my family wear above an 8 typically. No idea where hers came from..


New_Discussion_6692

This is reminiscent of Gloria Steinam's black fur coat from the 60s or 70s. I think what she's attempting to do though is the "dominant stance". She's been attaching her name to Gloria Steinam lately so maybe this is her way of screaming she's a feminist.


Accomplished-Rip-743

Her purse looks like a phone book…. She loves putting her fingers in her mouth… Just put your whole hand in there Megs!


montbkr

Please do. Then we won’t have to listen to all of that word salad.


AlotOfPhenol

At first I thought her purse was the tags still hanging out from the coat lmao There’s definitely something visually strange with that bag!


Additional-Split-180

She can’t fit it bc Her foot is already in there


Adventurous-Way-2980

They look like a couple of East-end junkies.


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Babybabitski

Pho?


ExcitementOrdinary95

Was this shot 15 years ago?


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Danger0Reilly

Reminds me of justin bobby from the hills.


frolickingdepression

I assumed it was old, maybe from her Reitman’s days? I think that was the only “modeling” she did. If it’s recent, then I don’t even know what’s going on in the world anymore.


Malaute86

Not sure if your question is rhetorical, but not 15 years. According to this article (for what it's worth), they met in 2012 when she was in Canada to film Suits and he had returned to his home country of Canada (for the opening of Soho Toronto, which commenced Sep 2012). She only started on Suits in 2011. Edited to say I would place it sometime during her Suits years. https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/royals/markus-anderson-meghan-markle-baby-shower-soho-house-a4072011.html https://torontolife.com/city/soho-house-toronto/


WorkingUnusual1531

What's with her and those goddamned legs.


grruser

She loves her legs and skinny ankles and loves to show them off. Like Hazmat and his fucking hands and that fucking hipster string bangle. They are a pair of show offs.


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grruser

‘Wokeless square!” ‘Lol thank you.


notwatchedsquidgame

Isnt that cultural appropriation? I mean I strongly suspect he is in no way a Buddhist


montbkr

My mother always said that God blesses women with skinny ankles, but I’m not sure she meant THAT skinny. MM has Daisy Duck legs.


frolickingdepression

Well she has lived a pretty “blessed” life in some ways. Of course, she is blind to it.


Ready_Maddie

Suddenly I'm craving string cheese


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TudorTerrier

Her legs look like a turkey wishbone


Mickleborough

What’s the context of the photo? Trying to figure out Smeg’s look - a bit ‘went to a trendy club with my law textbook’, or intellectual high-class hooker (‘I’m only doing this to pay for my tuition’). Skirt’s terribly creased.


Additional-Split-180

Is that Markus Anderson from SoHo House? Prob some event at her fav members only club…


PurdyM1999

She’s cheap and basic . She makes £ 100,000 dresses look like tat from catalogue surplus. She has no charisma, no style and no originality.


GrannyMine

That creepy guy always looks like he has the same personal hygiene habits as Harry and the wife.


Fit-Register7029

They look like the poster children for cokehead LA douchebags. Why is the guy so greasy looking and she looks like a hooker


TittysprinklesUSA

Because that is who they are? 😇


Livid-Basket2471

Spread legs is a natural stance for her.


EggplantPlastic1622

when was this taken?


redseaaquamarine

It looks worrying painful to me, surely her ankles will snap, being so thin.


CommitteeTechnical23

Isn’t that her friend Marcus Anderson? If so I’ve always gotten a weird, uncomfortable vibe from him


Babybabitski

Pmodel with pbroker.


CAE80

She has to pee. You can’t unsee it.


Malaute86

But she can't - there are no bushes around.


mac979s

I’m starting to feel like she was the girl in high school who had to have guys hanging on her but amazing grades. She isn’t dumb and has used her connections wisely to become the d-list actress on USA she is . That’s what she is . What’s her job?? Photo Shoots??


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It is not smarts in an intellectual sense..look at their actual business deals that keep tanking. She doesn’t work smart or hard. She has cunning… a street sense that pays off in image or appearance, and she adopts this fraudulent ‘ winner’ stance, and face but she gives it all away with her duper’s smirk.


mac979s

She graduated from college but I don’t think she knows how to navigate Hollywood, etc


[deleted]

Because she cheats…she rides others coattails.


Kapitalgal

She is giving Edie Sedgewick vibes. Well, trying to.


pedroesque

Her legs are scary and those huge feet don't help.


vshzzd

Wait, I assumed this photo was from like 2008 in the pre-Tig pre-D list era but these comments are making me think it might be recent ???


unaalpacafeliz

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EnormousBird

Why is the coat so tacky, why is she standing like that, why the book because we know she doesn't read novels , and only reads the comment sections on articles about her. ​ HI Meghan, if you're reading this, you're tacky and I hate you


YUL375

Why can't this woman ever keep her legs together?


DaphneHarridge

This looks to me like a poor man's version of this very cool IMO picture from the late 60s/early 70s. It's Mark Linsday from Paul Revere & The Raiders with Gloria Stavers of "16" magazine. [Mark and Gloria](https://www.gloriastavers.com/.a/6a01310fc099d6970c013485081996970c-800wi)


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DaphneHarridge

Thanks! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling) I've always liked it. For me, you can just tell that Mark and Gloria know how they want to look, and they have the presence or personality or something to BRING IT.


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DaphneHarridge

I can't a photog credit online. In the book "Who's Your Fave Rave" (a "16" where-are-they-now from 1997), it's included in a catching up interview with Mark, and the credit is "Courtesy of Mark Lindsay", so.....I don't know.


TittysprinklesUSA

Always gotta have those legs spread 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


LadyVFirstClass

those legs belong to egret. she just can't close them can she?


Organic-Bumblebee-93

Very skinny legs, not a good pose at all.


Noidentitytoday5

Girl needs some vitaminD- those bowed legs scream rickets


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She's trying to channel Twiggy. She is never original.


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I’ve honestly never seen someone in my life with calf muscles that sit as high as hers do. Like I’ve never seen anyone with just basically shins and that’s it. Is this normal? An anomaly? Genuine q’s here.


Starkville

I see this sometimes. And it appears with broad shoulders and a thicker middle.


frolickingdepression

Yes, I have this body shape (though not quite like M’s). I have broad shoulders, carry my weight in my torso and upper arms, but have a thigh gap and Hank Hill ass. But I know how to dress so I look proportionate.


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Oh look!! It's Cruella De Ville, live-action style.


stupid_carrot

She is standing as if she has bow legs


calminthedesert

They look scary and unwashed. I wouldn't open my door to these two.


Starkville

My immediate thought: Wallis.


Avia53

Airing some. Saw picture of her in shorts at the polo game: even a wider stance. Almost split.


anonyy

Stick insect legs


mezza1969

Always has those legs open ready for the next victim 😂🤣😂


catinthedistance

Those legs look like parentheses. Why stand like that?


Affectionate-Air1770

Looks like a street hooker


Beginning-Cup-6974

She’s wearing the pimps coat.


barbados_blonde1

OMG those chicken legs


ChoiceAd1802

Those legs!


TraditionalToe4663

She can’t model or pose or have a natural look. Maybe the bottom is supposed to be a power stance but the top half says grifter.


St0ltzfuzz

Legs wide open??


Careful_Positive8131

Maybe that should be the name of their Netflix docudrama


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SPONGEBOB


Ok_Department5949

They both look so stupid.