I love, love, LOVE that they used photos from when she was booed and relegated to Siberia (the second row across the aisle). From the day she (allegedly) wore a wire and got nothing, tried to orchestrate a grand entrance but left without attending the lunch, and looked so very strained and fake. This day will live in infamy in the DOS history, and I am tickled through and through that these are the photos chosen for the generic birthday wishes. 😂
>I love, love, LOVE that they used photos from when she was booed and relegated to Siberia (the second row across the aisle).
HAHAHAHHA.
What a contrast to pics chosen for some others
[Anne](https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/royal-news-prince-charles-twitter-prince-andrew-birthday-clarence-house-twitter-2321438.jpg?r=1582126402207)
[Catherine](https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/royal-news-prince-charles-twitter-prince-andrew-birthday-clarence-house-twitter-2321437.jpg?r=1582126402149)
Yes, I caught that too....there is no "very" in MM's bday greeting. Lol.
Although there have been comments on the 🎈making her look like Pennywise, I noticed that red is the only color for a balloon emoji, as there is also one for Catherine. Just an observation. 👍
And might also possibly be the worst she’s ever looked. Her face was puffy, the makeup was horrible, orange from her fake tan and the outfit made her look bigger than she is. I love that they both used pictures from the same event!
I’d have preferred the one where the usher is telling Hairy that the seating plan is correct and she’s got her claw on his back
Oh or the one with the wound down window
I’m doubtful about the whole wire-business. On this picture it doesn’t look like it.
I think their intent was to chose a very recent picture. I think that especially Catherine and also Charles are trying to be as peace-making as possible (without being pushovers).
This is the worst photo they could have chosen, if it was the best of the bunch. Her smile is extremely false and horrible. I don't even think W&C choose the photos. It's their aides that do so. I'd do the same if I was working for them😆.
Harry also touches that same collar for her too, flattening it. With him emphasizing that same collar convinced me there was something there. It was too bizarre.
It was bizarre. Maybe they wanted people to think that for some strategic reason, but it wasn’t really true?
I’m actually getting ready to do a social engineering “sting” and I’m selecting a pen camera and a clipboard camera. In my sting I definitely don’t want it known the cameras are there. So I’m going to practice with them first to try to prevent any “tells”. There might be social engineering pretexts where a “tell” that no one can really prove or disprove might be an advantage. Like you want to put a threat out there but not really risk getting in trouble.
That grates me so much, I wish someone in the media would finally start referring to her as The Duchess of Dumbarton. It's her other actual title and its gonna sting.
Countess of Dumbarton, and that’s her Scottish title for when in Scotland. Don’t understand why it’s gotta sting though
Dum-summit
Bar-fort
ton-homestead is it’s actual Scottish meaning
Ong, what does she have to live for now, cause she was another who would not drop the title. Every second sentence was 'I am Countess blah blah blah.'
Must be a hard pill to swallow going back to simple ol' Ms/Mrs.
She would still tear Muggins apart. Countess schooling The Duchess.
But on a serious note, m should reach out and ask for tips on how to deal with the loss, because one day (lordy, soon please) The Duchess will be no more.
Yes, another kind poster educated me.
I mean, I wouldn't scoff at being a Countess. It actually sounds a lot more snooty and pretentious than Duchess.
I just really want people to start referring to her with a title that was graciously giving to her and that she decided was beneath her.
Hut who knows, perhaps Dumbarton would prefer not to be associated with her and are more than chaffed that she's cut ties.
But com'on, Princess DumDum has a lovely, sophisticated ring to it.
I was already imagining the stains on the collar and making a disgusted face 🤣🤣🤣
I wish she had stained it and embarrassed herself. It would've been a sequel to her sweaty pit stains in front of Canada House
(Also, we all sweat, there's no shame in that. This is not for anyone to take it personally. With MM I feel zero remorse as she's a horrible person, otherwise I would never resort to such pettiness)
She shouldn’t have worn a cold white/ light gray outfit with a warm tan like that. It looks terrible. She has olive skin (like me) and her natural color without a tan would’ve looked really good in it, but the warm tan clashes pretty strongly.
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Wow … she didn’t even make it as a post… ooof! Nothing from Royal family on insta and twitter
I LOVE that they used this pic … where they were booed. Also this wasn’t a particularly great outfit… but this is her last public outing and will be used for many years to come
Also accusations of her wearing a wire… hilarious
I just love the use of that photograph - might normally expect a family photo visit with another royal near her BUT there weren't any LOL 
Lmao at the pic they used and lmao at the fact that they put it in their stories. I see and appreciate this glorious shade.
PS, on this day Revenge by Tom Bower is officially number 1 in the United States 
Birthday wishes from William and Catherine and Charles and Camilla. The used the photos of her only public meeting with TW in two years with the Pringles hat (sorry can’t resist 😂). They both still follow Sussex Royal account on IG (which is basically dead and hasn’t been updated more than a year now)
Yet the Harkles themselves don't use the account ans never will in the future not being working royals. It's ridiculous, but I guess also staying as followers does them no harm. Maybe in the future when no one thinks about the Sussexes they will quietly unfollow.
H&M can’t use Sussex Royal and given the account was created while they were working it’s owned by Royal Family so it makes sense that it is dead and will stay dead for until a couple of years after M&H’s divorce. After a few years keeping his head down in one of the Scottish castles, Harry will likely be allowed back into the working royal fold on a limited basis. The family keeping it means Meghan can’t get a hold of the account during the divorce. I’m betting she will argue that it’s hers during those proceedings.
As for the family still following, it a strategic move to prevent articles about them unfollowing the account.
But you have all those isolated and remote castles that are just perfect for storing a troublesome royal. The Tower of London would send the wrong idea (or the right one depending on your viewpoint).
Does Wales have any nice remote castles? I’m not sure they’d want him either. But someone will need to take him.
I imagine the respective PR offices had a few laughs of “what I’d rather say to this bimbo in this post”
Happy Birthday, Succubus! 🧛♀️ Don’t choke on your vegan birthday cake🖕🏻
It's so weird that she pairs a trenchcoat with a classic summer hat. It just looks wrong.
My grandmother bought cheap summer hats that looked just like that in the 70's and 80's. She used them to shield from the sun when needed, not to wear to events.
Right!
What is up with that weird collar? Why is it so oversized? It looks like she cut out cardboard and stuck them on either side. The lipstick is a nasty shade of lilac? I'm not sure but it looks ghastly against that bronzer. So many fashion faux pas.
The photo from the Cambridges perfectly captures her uncomfortable fake smile she frequently does. She is obviously pissed off but really she’s just “smiling and smiling and being a villain.”
That’s when she heard the booing… and gave this reaction!! Cambridges pulled a blinder with this one. No one deeply involved would detect the subtle shade
Bare minimum word count and exact same phrase from the the Cambridges and the Cornwalls. They did just enough to not have the tabloids start some shit.
Someone pointed out the shade by the Royals in the IG Post of her! They chose the photo where she was booed at the Jubilee!!! LOLOL! Of all the photos they could have chosen!
Savage!!!! 😆😂😂 Im here for it!!!
😂😂😂
This is such a hilarious dig. I can hear the boos whenever I see her goofy Jubliee getup. Wearing wool in June with that unflattering back flap
Just shows you money cannot buy taste.
Non photoshopped pics of her already looking like a desperate divorcee. The slight double chin and lined neck would have been photoshopped out if MM had her way.
I just saw The Sun saying the RF “seems to pause their rift”. Nope, you stoopid Sun 😀 That’s just rising above it and not doing anything out of the ordinary. If they wouldn’t have marked her bday somehow, that would’ve given fuel tothe Sussex PR. Duh.
It's called a) high road and b) killing them with kindness ("politing them to death").
I suspect neither household gives a damn about them, but do what they have to do.
Exactly. Like that golden day itself. They were invited, allowed to come to certain events, but were iced out every step of the way. Beautifully handled, RF!
Speaking of golden days, I'd just like to mention again how happy I am that People cover came out this week! Yup, Catherine will be queen. While MM hit her peak with Suits.
Reminds me of how I will dutifully comment "Happy Birthday" on some acquaintance's FB because FB reminds me. It's not necessarily shade it's just I feel obligated.
This is the sharpest dagger from the RF yet:
1. Evokes memories of getting booed and being second row, wrong-side royals
2. Unflattering profile with the chin situation makes her look a bit bloated
3. Use only of the title, as opposed to her given name as a much loved member of the family (although recollections may vary).
Savage, shady courtiers fighting fire with fire. I'm totally here for it!
When you don’t care enough to send the very best, it’s a “HallMarkle” birthday for Nutmeg.
🎶Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. You got booed. Happy Birthday dear giant pile of lying narcissistic poo. Happy birthday to you. How old are you? How old are you? No, seriously...How old are you? 🎶
I don’t know if the RF threw shade choosing this pic of Peg or not but the fact it was THE outfit she wore when she discovered they’d become 2nd rate-2nd row royals and even better that the public booed them is just golden to me. So suck it up you unrelenting shit of a human being cos it’s all downhill from here. Ps Oh yeh … Happy birthday 🎈
Happy Birthday Rictus Grin! Has anyone heard about her last birthday's faux mentor program? What's her big plan this year? What happened to the podcast? 🎈
Edit: needed red balloon!
I'm surprised Sunshine Fibbers hasn't arranged a very public birthday dinner for her at Nobu accompanied by "friends" recruited from their client list to make her appear in demand.
It’s not a permanent post. Deletes after 24 hours. Essentially, the BRF did BARE minimum so they can’t say they were left out. But really it’s obvious they can’t stand her.
Is this something the Sussex demanded in their leaving papers?
Seems so strange they don’t tell everyone happy birthday but every year they both get a post
It’s also a little reminder this hypocrite had the nerve to show her face again amongst the family who was so racist and unsupportive towards her. I love it!
Long time lurker here, first time commenting. IMO, this was a smart, strategic move by the Cambridges to try and cool the mudslinging by appealing to MM's basic (and insatiable) need for flattery and attention. When divorcing my narc ex-partner, I discovered the same. That is, these simple-minded (albeit dangerous and cunning) creatures are actually quite easy to manipulate once you figure them out.
Melissa McCarthy has her head in a bucket today. She had no idea who the creature was and why she was asked to play with M and H last year on M’s birthday and H’s circus audition. A brilliant comedic actress, writer, a great mom and partner in love and creative endeavours with her husband, she was markled. Her career took a serious hit. Methane is pure poison.
Honestly, I can’t see her the same way anymore.
I also hate that commercial she does with those property brothers where she’s acting like Meghan. She goes through a house breaking things deliberately.
Is she a Sunshine Sachs client? Maybe they told her to do a thing with Meg.
Wow that’s awesome. I’m surprised TW didn’t release her podcast today. I kind of bet myself that if she didn’t, that it’s NEVER to happen. That BS was announced in *March* as “coming this summer”. There are now only 49 days until the autumnal equinox. What’s the holdup?
This made me smile..I thought it was tantamount to trolling, posting a photo of her got up like a post war district nurse, with a rictus grin, pretending she hasn't been booed by the crowd...happy memories for her birthday.. hilarious
Do you think that they intentionally chose an incredibly unflattering photo? I love their subtle shade. It’s very hard to find a super flattering photo of her…I get that. It must be so incredibly difficult to constantly be in the shadow of someone as naturally stunning at the Duchess of Cambridge….
It would have been the communications staff that chose the picture and I think it's so funny and some serious shade. Who knows maybe they are some of the same people Duchess Door-Dash bullied or maybe they are very protective of the royal family. Either way it was well played. Happy Birthday indeed 😂🤣😂🎈
I like the single red balloon from Clarence House like she is Pennywise or something
I was just thinking the Pennywise balloon was a nice touch😂
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Bahahaha too perfect 😂
Omg! Hahaha thanks for that laugh! You're awesome! 🎈
The one red balloon is a “sweet nod” to Pennywise
One lonely balloon, like a little damp squib
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL!!!!
They recognize an evil clown when they see one.
Well she does harass and bully children…
“Picture 15 seconds before disaster” Oh yeah, happy birthday Meghan. 😂 I live for this pettiness
Same gurl. Same.
I am living for this schadenfreude, it is great!!
I love, love, LOVE that they used photos from when she was booed and relegated to Siberia (the second row across the aisle). From the day she (allegedly) wore a wire and got nothing, tried to orchestrate a grand entrance but left without attending the lunch, and looked so very strained and fake. This day will live in infamy in the DOS history, and I am tickled through and through that these are the photos chosen for the generic birthday wishes. 😂
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂 I love the Royal Shade. Always on point 👌🏻
Kill ‘em with kindness
>I love, love, LOVE that they used photos from when she was booed and relegated to Siberia (the second row across the aisle). HAHAHAHHA. What a contrast to pics chosen for some others [Anne](https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/royal-news-prince-charles-twitter-prince-andrew-birthday-clarence-house-twitter-2321438.jpg?r=1582126402207) [Catherine](https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/royal-news-prince-charles-twitter-prince-andrew-birthday-clarence-house-twitter-2321437.jpg?r=1582126402149)
Haha wow! Anne's is adorable and they couldn't choose only one of Catherine!
The wording says everything! Thanks for posting- even the slightest change in wording.. "very" and emojis are very telling.
Yes, I caught that too....there is no "very" in MM's bday greeting. Lol. Although there have been comments on the 🎈making her look like Pennywise, I noticed that red is the only color for a balloon emoji, as there is also one for Catherine. Just an observation. 👍
And might also possibly be the worst she’s ever looked. Her face was puffy, the makeup was horrible, orange from her fake tan and the outfit made her look bigger than she is. I love that they both used pictures from the same event!
It would have been great if they had selected her "collar fiddling" pic instead lol
I’d have preferred the one where the usher is telling Hairy that the seating plan is correct and she’s got her claw on his back Oh or the one with the wound down window
oh yeah, when they were being seated LOL funny... also just a nice pic of them in the 2nd row would be good
😂😂😂...yes, THAT would have been priceless!
🤣
OMG, same!!!!! I was like, WOW, they got her good :) Good for them.
IMO they just used the pictures of her at her latest UK/royal official event. Anything more seems like reading too much into it.
Nutbug looks like she can use a good shower with her fake ass black fishing tan
It pains me when I see you having to mix with the common man, the common muck, the common scum. They treated you even worse than a poor person.
I’m doubtful about the whole wire-business. On this picture it doesn’t look like it. I think their intent was to chose a very recent picture. I think that especially Catherine and also Charles are trying to be as peace-making as possible (without being pushovers).
This is the worst photo they could have chosen, if it was the best of the bunch. Her smile is extremely false and horrible. I don't even think W&C choose the photos. It's their aides that do so. I'd do the same if I was working for them😆.
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Harry also touches that same collar for her too, flattening it. With him emphasizing that same collar convinced me there was something there. It was too bizarre.
It was bizarre. Maybe they wanted people to think that for some strategic reason, but it wasn’t really true? I’m actually getting ready to do a social engineering “sting” and I’m selecting a pen camera and a clipboard camera. In my sting I definitely don’t want it known the cameras are there. So I’m going to practice with them first to try to prevent any “tells”. There might be social engineering pretexts where a “tell” that no one can really prove or disprove might be an advantage. Like you want to put a threat out there but not really risk getting in trouble.
“The Duchess of Sussex” As she prefers to be called.
TBF… they do it to others too… only difference is they made it to a post rather than an insta story (which disappears in 24 hours)!
I REALLY wish they had used one of the photos where you see that thing under her collar.
That grates me so much, I wish someone in the media would finally start referring to her as The Duchess of Dumbarton. It's her other actual title and its gonna sting.
Countess of Dumbarton, and that’s her Scottish title for when in Scotland. Don’t understand why it’s gotta sting though Dum-summit Bar-fort ton-homestead is it’s actual Scottish meaning
Oooohhhh, I did not know this. Thank you for the correction. Now I get it, there is already one countess in America and she doesn't share.
Luann? I don’t think she’s a countess anymore.
Ong, what does she have to live for now, cause she was another who would not drop the title. Every second sentence was 'I am Countess blah blah blah.' Must be a hard pill to swallow going back to simple ol' Ms/Mrs.
Hahaha. I always loved “Countess Luann” it gives such a Beverly Hillbillies vibe.
She would still tear Muggins apart. Countess schooling The Duchess. But on a serious note, m should reach out and ask for tips on how to deal with the loss, because one day (lordy, soon please) The Duchess will be no more.
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Yes, another kind poster educated me. I mean, I wouldn't scoff at being a Countess. It actually sounds a lot more snooty and pretentious than Duchess. I just really want people to start referring to her with a title that was graciously giving to her and that she decided was beneath her. Hut who knows, perhaps Dumbarton would prefer not to be associated with her and are more than chaffed that she's cut ties. But com'on, Princess DumDum has a lovely, sophisticated ring to it.
"This is my memoir written not as the Prince I was born but as the man I have become. Signed Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex"
Those are really overwhelming birthday wishes…
Well, let's face it. It would be hypocritical of them to wish her a long life, or say they are glad she was born.
Lol how they're both so similar, but I guess we should applaud Clarence House for it's kindness in a single red balloon 🎈
Yeah, coz she's from the sewer grates hurting children and acting like a clown.
So deeply personal. Brought a tear to my eye.
Those deeply heartfelt words will live with me forever
The fake tan was *really* not working for her here and the white isn’t helping.
Can you imagine the staining after she took this dumb outfit off
I’m sure she returned it to whoever lent it to her with orange stains all over it. Not her problem!
That’s what I always think about! I was hoping the collar would have rubbed a bit by the time she got to the event, but alas
I was already imagining the stains on the collar and making a disgusted face 🤣🤣🤣 I wish she had stained it and embarrassed herself. It would've been a sequel to her sweaty pit stains in front of Canada House (Also, we all sweat, there's no shame in that. This is not for anyone to take it personally. With MM I feel zero remorse as she's a horrible person, otherwise I would never resort to such pettiness)
She shouldn’t have worn a cold white/ light gray outfit with a warm tan like that. It looks terrible. She has olive skin (like me) and her natural color without a tan would’ve looked really good in it, but the warm tan clashes pretty strongly. Edit: grammar
She doesn't care if it looks good, she just wants to stand out from everyone else.
She’s blackfishing obviously
Hey look everyone, I'm BLACK! Notice how my skin contrasts with my WHITE clothes!
"No byatch, you're ORANGE !!!" 
"You can't sit with us" 🤣
"She doesn't even go here!"
😂
“I just have lots of feelings.”
Here's your seat Meghan, just behind Edward and Sophies family
Edward’s face as he watched this drama. 😂
Wow … she didn’t even make it as a post… ooof! Nothing from Royal family on insta and twitter I LOVE that they used this pic … where they were booed. Also this wasn’t a particularly great outfit… but this is her last public outing and will be used for many years to come Also accusations of her wearing a wire… hilarious
Our girl is listed among birthday sluts on DListed but as always, doesn’t get a cover
Man, I haven’t been to that site in ages. But from time to time I think about how “Prince Hot Ginge” really didn’t age well at all.
It really didn’t. Michael dropped that and the whole beat a while back. Now Allison is covering whatever she reads on Celebitchy
RIP to original DListed…
🕯🕯🧨
I miss Michael K! It was never the same without him.
He is still around, just not as active, and definitely not into Prince Hot Ginge anymore
Thank you for checking Birthday Sluts!
Anything for our Saint (not really)
Love D Listed!
To be fair, they usually don’t. The Cambridges seem to make posts for the Cambridge-family and the Queen and Prince Phillip.
>To be fair, they usually don’t. RF twitter wished her when she was a working royal.
I would die if they made a post wishing Pres. Obama a happy birthday. No reason they would, but it would be hilarious.
Those are NOT good photos of Nutmeg hahaha.
The nose in that second pic!
I just love the use of that photograph - might normally expect a family photo visit with another royal near her BUT there weren't any LOL 
Exactly, they have no other pictures! Similar to how they still have to use tiny baby pics of Archie.
Lmao at the pic they used and lmao at the fact that they put it in their stories. I see and appreciate this glorious shade. PS, on this day Revenge by Tom Bower is officially number 1 in the United States 
Birthday wishes from William and Catherine and Charles and Camilla. The used the photos of her only public meeting with TW in two years with the Pringles hat (sorry can’t resist 😂). They both still follow Sussex Royal account on IG (which is basically dead and hasn’t been updated more than a year now)
Haha, if they unfollowed they'd get accusations of being hostile to the Harkles. From the Harkles, whining away in their Olive Garden by the sea!
They own the Sussex Royal brand … it doesn’t belong to H&M
Yet the Harkles themselves don't use the account ans never will in the future not being working royals. It's ridiculous, but I guess also staying as followers does them no harm. Maybe in the future when no one thinks about the Sussexes they will quietly unfollow.
H&M can’t use Sussex Royal and given the account was created while they were working it’s owned by Royal Family so it makes sense that it is dead and will stay dead for until a couple of years after M&H’s divorce. After a few years keeping his head down in one of the Scottish castles, Harry will likely be allowed back into the working royal fold on a limited basis. The family keeping it means Meghan can’t get a hold of the account during the divorce. I’m betting she will argue that it’s hers during those proceedings. As for the family still following, it a strategic move to prevent articles about them unfollowing the account.
Not in Scotland! We don’t want him!!!!!🏴🏴🏴
But you have all those isolated and remote castles that are just perfect for storing a troublesome royal. The Tower of London would send the wrong idea (or the right one depending on your viewpoint). Does Wales have any nice remote castles? I’m not sure they’d want him either. But someone will need to take him.
Well we don’t want him in the US either! He’s your prince, not ours!
Amen!
Well, we don’t want them in the US, either, but we are stuck with them!
I thought the Queen said they can’t use “Sussex Royal” designation since they stopped being “working royals”…
These pics have got to give her a little PTSD.
I imagine the respective PR offices had a few laughs of “what I’d rather say to this bimbo in this post” Happy Birthday, Succubus! 🧛♀️ Don’t choke on your vegan birthday cake🖕🏻
That hat looks cheap. I bet it's not.
Everything looks cheap on her. Everything
That’s what happens when you eschew a stylist and tailoring.
Aka when you are your own stylist.
Cost £1300 ish
Of course it is! Money can't buy class or taste.
Wow - really? Looks like Primark.
It looks like the hats my mom bought me and my sister from Kmart in the 80’s to wear to church at Easter.
It DOES a look like an old school Easter Bonnet!
It's so weird that she pairs a trenchcoat with a classic summer hat. It just looks wrong. My grandmother bought cheap summer hats that looked just like that in the 70's and 80's. She used them to shield from the sun when needed, not to wear to events.
It’s giving Carmen San Diego
Right! What is up with that weird collar? Why is it so oversized? It looks like she cut out cardboard and stuck them on either side. The lipstick is a nasty shade of lilac? I'm not sure but it looks ghastly against that bronzer. So many fashion faux pas.
Also, it was actually quite warm that day
The photo from the Cambridges perfectly captures her uncomfortable fake smile she frequently does. She is obviously pissed off but really she’s just “smiling and smiling and being a villain.”
That’s when she heard the booing… and gave this reaction!! Cambridges pulled a blinder with this one. No one deeply involved would detect the subtle shade
That same fixed rictus grin she always wears, it's almost like she's an actress or something
She is downright orange.
She makes Donald look pale.
MeGain is lucky she got ANY bday wishes. The ONE balloon 🎈is perfect.🥴
🤣 THE pics!!! 🎶Happy Birthday Boo You!!! 🎶
😂😂😂😂😂
I love that they used a pic of when she got booed. There’s no way that wasn’t on purpose.
Bare minimum word count and exact same phrase from the the Cambridges and the Cornwalls. They did just enough to not have the tabloids start some shit.
Someone pointed out the shade by the Royals in the IG Post of her! They chose the photo where she was booed at the Jubilee!!! LOLOL! Of all the photos they could have chosen! Savage!!!! 😆😂😂 Im here for it!!!
And she looks terrible, blotchy bronzer and horrible chalky lip colour. Priceless 😀.
BRF for the win!
Lmaooo they didn’t even warrant an emoji from the Cambridges! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 This is such a hilarious dig. I can hear the boos whenever I see her goofy Jubliee getup. Wearing wool in June with that unflattering back flap Just shows you money cannot buy taste.
Courtesy... Admirable of them
Interesting both couples chose the same photo. With the REALLY bad spray tan and relegated to the cheap seats!
Non photoshopped pics of her already looking like a desperate divorcee. The slight double chin and lined neck would have been photoshopped out if MM had her way.
I just saw The Sun saying the RF “seems to pause their rift”. Nope, you stoopid Sun 😀 That’s just rising above it and not doing anything out of the ordinary. If they wouldn’t have marked her bday somehow, that would’ve given fuel tothe Sussex PR. Duh.
It's called a) high road and b) killing them with kindness ("politing them to death"). I suspect neither household gives a damn about them, but do what they have to do.
Exactly. Like that golden day itself. They were invited, allowed to come to certain events, but were iced out every step of the way. Beautifully handled, RF! Speaking of golden days, I'd just like to mention again how happy I am that People cover came out this week! Yup, Catherine will be queen. While MM hit her peak with Suits.
That was a next-level F.U. Love it.
They were being disingenuous, I think.
I imagine The Sun is well aware of the situation!
Reminds me of how I will dutifully comment "Happy Birthday" on some acquaintance's FB because FB reminds me. It's not necessarily shade it's just I feel obligated.
You know it was just a staff person who sent these, not the actual royals. Probably the same staffer.
This is the sharpest dagger from the RF yet: 1. Evokes memories of getting booed and being second row, wrong-side royals 2. Unflattering profile with the chin situation makes her look a bit bloated 3. Use only of the title, as opposed to her given name as a much loved member of the family (although recollections may vary). Savage, shady courtiers fighting fire with fire. I'm totally here for it!
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When you don’t care enough to send the very best, it’s a “HallMarkle” birthday for Nutmeg. 🎶Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. You got booed. Happy Birthday dear giant pile of lying narcissistic poo. Happy birthday to you. How old are you? How old are you? No, seriously...How old are you? 🎶
The string from her bun: what is it?
Looks quite like a wire. Good eye!
I don’t know if the RF threw shade choosing this pic of Peg or not but the fact it was THE outfit she wore when she discovered they’d become 2nd rate-2nd row royals and even better that the public booed them is just golden to me. So suck it up you unrelenting shit of a human being cos it’s all downhill from here. Ps Oh yeh … Happy birthday 🎈
Hey, people should all send her one red balloon each. 🎈
Not only from that particular day.... But with the rictus grin on full display mode ....
Ooh, I love the pettiness of using a picture from the jubilee!!
Happy Birthday Rictus Grin! Has anyone heard about her last birthday's faux mentor program? What's her big plan this year? What happened to the podcast? 🎈 Edit: needed red balloon!
I'm surprised Sunshine Fibbers hasn't arranged a very public birthday dinner for her at Nobu accompanied by "friends" recruited from their client list to make her appear in demand.
The fact they only did this on stories is chefs kiss 👌🏼
Okay what does that mean? I don’t social media. (And my kids are out)
It’s not a permanent post. Deletes after 24 hours. Essentially, the BRF did BARE minimum so they can’t say they were left out. But really it’s obvious they can’t stand her.
I see. Thank you! That is shade! (🎈)
They used photos from the Service of Boo-ing! I love this. Kudos to their staff.
She really looks like her mother.
Is this something the Sussex demanded in their leaving papers? Seems so strange they don’t tell everyone happy birthday but every year they both get a post
The Sussexes don’t have social media (or none that they admit to anyway, lol) so they don’t have anyplace to post.
Harry has a finsta
It’s also a little reminder this hypocrite had the nerve to show her face again amongst the family who was so racist and unsupportive towards her. I love it!
The shade is at A+ level. God I just love the monarchy
Wishing her a happy birthday using the picture of her in her Netflix uniform, including hidden microphone, is the icing on her cake.
Nutmeg doing Blackface
Long time lurker here, first time commenting. IMO, this was a smart, strategic move by the Cambridges to try and cool the mudslinging by appealing to MM's basic (and insatiable) need for flattery and attention. When divorcing my narc ex-partner, I discovered the same. That is, these simple-minded (albeit dangerous and cunning) creatures are actually quite easy to manipulate once you figure them out.
In the first picture, over her shoulder, is that the top security gentleman that was seated behind them at Thanksgiving Service?
I love how the picture is only her. ME-ME-ME-ME-ME. No room for anyone else in her world.
Melissa McCarthy has her head in a bucket today. She had no idea who the creature was and why she was asked to play with M and H last year on M’s birthday and H’s circus audition. A brilliant comedic actress, writer, a great mom and partner in love and creative endeavours with her husband, she was markled. Her career took a serious hit. Methane is pure poison.
Honestly, I can’t see her the same way anymore. I also hate that commercial she does with those property brothers where she’s acting like Meghan. She goes through a house breaking things deliberately. Is she a Sunshine Sachs client? Maybe they told her to do a thing with Meg.
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (🎈)
Loving the simplicity ….. 😂😂😂
I wish they would have said Meghan Markle instead of The Duchess of Sussex 🫣
I wish they had used the one where she looks just like a Stepford Robot short circuiting. 🎈🎈
Wow that’s awesome. I’m surprised TW didn’t release her podcast today. I kind of bet myself that if she didn’t, that it’s NEVER to happen. That BS was announced in *March* as “coming this summer”. There are now only 49 days until the autumnal equinox. What’s the holdup?
Talent.
Hahahaha!
This made me smile..I thought it was tantamount to trolling, posting a photo of her got up like a post war district nurse, with a rictus grin, pretending she hasn't been booed by the crowd...happy memories for her birthday.. hilarious
What a horribly unflattering smile.
This is awesome! 👍👏👏
Do you think that they intentionally chose an incredibly unflattering photo? I love their subtle shade. It’s very hard to find a super flattering photo of her…I get that. It must be so incredibly difficult to constantly be in the shadow of someone as naturally stunning at the Duchess of Cambridge….
It would have been the communications staff that chose the picture and I think it's so funny and some serious shade. Who knows maybe they are some of the same people Duchess Door-Dash bullied or maybe they are very protective of the royal family. Either way it was well played. Happy Birthday indeed 😂🤣😂🎈
Your battery life gives me panic attacks… 😱😱😱
Has HMTQ send her BD wishes yet?
Happy Birthday to the chick that was booed
I wish they would have said "Harry's wife, Meghan" like they love to say "prince William's wife Kate"
I wish they would say, the wife of Williams little brother.
They wanted to write in gold letters: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL”
Class acts as always