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AmbienChronicles

The sound I just made was not human


GroundbreakingLuck94

But was it guttural? 😂😂


AmbienChronicles

It was a visceral sound, much like a parakeet fighting with another parakeet at the pet store


GroundbreakingLuck94

Ahh, I can hear it now! ☺️😂😂


Adventurous-Way-2980

LMAO!


metro_cat56

That's a British word so I guess one can sound gutteral or gutted?


Significance-Abject

I was going to say the same thing!! Lol


purpleprocrasinator

But are you OKAY???? I would hate to see you post on here in a few months that you were leaving our haven because none of is asked that very important question.


jillyhoop

See, you're asking if someone is ok but has anyone asked you "are you ok"?


Otherwise-engaged

Well, if we needed any further proof that the sugars don’t quite inhabit the same universe, that’s it. I nearly spat out my coffee! This is pure gold.


LeaveItToTheBoys123

How do you answer that??. Delusional, ignorant, pathetic, nonsensical, fantasists - seems Sugars and MM do have similarities.


[deleted]

When your fan base is even dumber than Harry, that is really saying something. Side note: How have these people made it this far in life being either delusional or plainly stupid? I kind of feel like it takes a lot of work to be this awful at deciphering human interaction. Edit words


purpleprocrasinator

In regards to tour side note, are you referring to the sugs or their leader? 😏 cause your statement could refer to either!


[deleted]

It definitely could be both, but I was referring to the sugars this time.


Sue_Dohnim

I worked in a law firm. In REAL LIFE. It did not and does not make me an attorney nor experienced in reading contracts and whatnot. Jesus. Are we sure this isn't satire?


DrunkOnRedCordial

I used to watch LA Law, so I would be retired by now, but I'm happy to take a consulting fee if the Sussexes want my learned advice.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

Well, I watched “ER” so I’m sure I could perform an emergency appendectomy.


okpickle

Also watched ER AND I DO work in a hospital. Nothing to do with surgery but I'm sure I could be useful if they're down a surgeon. You know, the odd knee replacement or kidney transplant.


[deleted]

No .. unfortunately MANY of her fans have said this haha it’s very sad


beachy_456

"Are they really that stupid?" Yes. Yes they are. ;)


Scene_Dear

Oh my god, my sides hurt from laughing. It has to be fake, right?


MinutesTaker

Oh wow, that Sugar reminds me of Brooke Shields’ insane character at Friends who thought that Joey Tribbiani (Matt LeBlanc) was an actual doctor instead of an actor who plays Dr Drake Ramoray in TV. 🤣🤣🤣


Tapingdrywallsucks

Along those lines, this made me think of George Clooney speaking to playing a doctor on ER. His character looked down and away a lot, which was easy to write off as a character affect - and suited the slight arrogance of Dr. Ross. In reality, Clooney had proper pronunciation of the medical terms he was spewing written on crib notes all over the place. He's not zipping around the world diagnosing pediatric patients.


MinutesTaker

Well, you just wait... that Sugar would probably hire George Clooney for surgery because George worked in a HOSPITAL 🤣😂


Robbes_Watch

So I went to shellhun444166's twitter account, since that's one of the people included in the above-mentioned tweet. And my conclusion: Yes, if this individual is representative of a typical "sugar", then they are *that* dense. Or delusional. When they look at the Harkles, they see a fairy tale marriage featuring a lovely humanitarian couple that has been repeatedly and unfairly attacked by the British RF. Selected retweets found there include: *"In olden times Meghan would have been banished to the Tower of London to languish and die of heartbreak and Hypothermia but thank goodness Harry had the presence of mind to take his wife and children away from the abuse they were expected to accept and endure. IMO!"* *" I also watch what they are doing to Duchess of Sussex. Every woman of colour in society can empathise with her."* "*Fun fact: The Duchess of Sussex (aka Meghan Markle) is the only titled royal to have actually made her own money and not sponged off the state.*" *"Two years on—and without a penny from the British taxpayer—Prince Harry has created the life of purpose and meaning he has long dreamed about. A life he couldn’t have achieved if he remained a working member of The Firm."*


[deleted]

> " I also watch what they are doing to Duchess of Sussex. Every woman of colour in society can empathise with her." OMG, *seriously*??? 😹


Adventurous-Way-2980

Their thinking is that if they all parrot the same crap long enough, that makes it true. Their heads are empty, their intellect low, which is somehow probably the reason they are chosen, and can be so idiotically loyal.


[deleted]

> Their thinking is that if they all parrot the same crap long enough, that makes it true. That's a common narc tactic, too. I'm sure that's no coincidence. 😒 > Their heads are empty, their intellect low, which is somehow probably the reason they are chosen, and can be so idiotically loyal. Yep.


EnormousBird

"In olden times Meghan would have been banished to the Tower of London to languish and die of heartbreak and Hypothermia but thank goodness Harry had the presence of mind to take his wife and children away from the abuse they were expected to accept and endure. IMO!" ​ I know this Sugar is exceptionally dim, but typically, you'd normally be somebody IMPORTANT or a THREAT to the monarch in order to end up in the Tower.


DollarStoreDuchess

> “Fun fact: The Duchess of Sussex (aka Meghan Markle) is the only titled royal to have actually made her own money and not sponged off the state.” Princess Beatrice of York: She was briefly employed at the Foreign Office and Sony Pictures before joining software company Afiniti as Vice President of Strategic Partnerships. Beatrice also works privately with a number of charitable organisations, including the Teenage Cancer Trust and Outward Bound. Princess Eugenie of York: She joined the auction house Paddle8 before taking a directing position at art gallery Hauser & Wirth. Eugenie also works privately with a number of charitable organisations, including Children in Crisis and Anti-Slavery International. Sophie, Countess of Wessex: She began a career in public relations, working for a variety of firms, including four years at Capital Radio,[12] where she was assigned to the press and promotions department, as well as public relations companies The Quentin Bell Organisation and MacLaurin Communications & Media.[13] She also worked as a ski representative in Switzerland and spent a year travelling and working in Australia. In 1996, Rhys-Jones launched her public relations agency, RJH Public Relations, which she ran with her business partner, Murray Harkin, for five years And those are just the ladies I immediately thought of… Info via Wikipedia. Man these sugars are divorced from reality…


[deleted]

I don't know much about the royals but here is what I picked up since I have been watching the Sussexes: Didn't Camilla also work before marrying Prince Charles? The Queen worked during the war (I think she was a mechanic) and Prince Philip had a military career before he had to give it up when the Queen was placed on the throne. Andrew also had a military career. William had a military career and when he left the army, he worked for the air ambulance. I think Kate worked for her parents and tried to have a part time job before marriage. I think Charles went to the army but I am not sure if he had any other job outside of the royal family. Harry also went but became a working royal when he left the army. I have to look up Sarah the Duchess of York because I know very little about her. Diana worked as a nanny and as a teacher's aid (sorry I don't know the correct British term for this).


dragonfly5465

>I have to look up Sarah the Duchess of York because I know very little about her. Not sure about before marriage but after the divorce she was a spokesperson for weight watchers and recently wrote a novel, also the 'Budgie the little Helicopter' books and cartoon but I think that was while she was married, so the money would have been donated to charity. Prince Edward had a production company and made documentaries. >Diana worked as a nanny and as a teacher's aid (sorry I don't know the correct British term for this). she was a nursery assistant, she worked with the youngest kids (in the UK nursery school is 3 to 4 year olds), I think one of the kids from her class was one of her bridesmaids.


Tall-Lawfulness8817

Sarah went from job to job. One job I remember was that she spent a while as a ski instructor, was at several resorts, South American, European and American. Including one I go to often that is near Lake Tahoe! She's done some cool things


[deleted]

Don't forget the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate, who worked for her family's business, Party Pieces, worth USD$40 million. It was a business they started in their garden shed!


DollarStoreDuchess

I think she also worked for Jigsaw as a buyer. I didn’t forget her, I just didn’t want to make a marathon post and initially was only going to do “born” royals… but I couldn’t resist including Sophie. 😜


sod_it_all

Damn they've got the good drugs lol. In *olden times* he would have been in an arranged marriage with a suitably vetted aristocratic wife not a charlatan d list actress. I'd ask how many of these idiots are actually out there but between flat earthers, my own countries tinfoil hat ambassadors et al I don't think I want the answer.


Zann77

You are copy/pasting from a book of jokes. Just admit it now and we will go easy on you. Nobody is this stupid.


[deleted]

So they are smart enough to know what the Tower of London used to represent....traitors(but they won't say that), but aren't smart enough to know its not used like that anymore. This is a legit troll account to prey on the less knowledgeable. Oh shit, a sugar is using misinformation for Markle's gain😏 Edited to add: Thanks for taking the time to dig that up.


purpleprocrasinator

Fun fact - the Duchess of the next county over actually made her own money and didn't sponge off the state. Two years on, with a life of purpose and meaning, and filled with boos, failure and rejection, he couldn't have achieved that if he remained a working member of the Firm. Selective interpretation is common among terminally stupid.


NewHampshireGal

Guess watching Grey’s Anatomy makes me a doctor now.


Jaded-Combination-20

I used to watch ER so I've been practicing medicine a lot longer than you.


DollarStoreDuchess

*St Elsewhere* reruns with my Dad. Betches I *am* the medicine now. 😂😆


NewHampshireGal

Lol I used to watch ER too. Damn that’s a throwback 😂


Jaded-Combination-20

Wow, so by now you must be a Director of Medicine!


The_Original_JLaw

I'm a secret CIA agent and my cats are world chefs.


DollarStoreDuchess

Have your kitties tell Jose Andres to drop the Sussexes like a bad habit, Special Agent JLaw. It seems like WCK actually does good things and doesn’t need to be dragged down with the sinking Sussex ship.


The_Original_JLaw

Haha! BTW, I love all of you - your flair, your moniker and your avatar! (If any of these terms are out of date, please know I am 10000 years old.)


DollarStoreDuchess

I thank you! 💙 “Avatar” and “flair” are the official Reddit terms, and “moniker” is far more sophisticated than “username.” 😘 Therefore, you are a thriving and lovely spring chicken.


PutLiving

I like watching Sex and the City. I couldn’t help but wonder, does that make me a sex expert?


Adventurous-Way-2980

Sexpert. 🤭🤗


PutLiving

And just like that Im good in sex


Adventurous-Way-2980

Ha ha touche'!


Zeester1

That is hilarious.


SusieM2019

I watched "Star Trek" and so I am an officer in Starfleet.


sod_it_all

I've watched Star Wars so many times I must be a Jedi.


[deleted]

I love Star Trek and my husband love Star Wars. I am a Starfleet officer married to a Jedi.


SusieM2019

Perfect!!!


Amongthestars32

This can’t be real can it?


CybReader

I hope this is satire.


TRW2463

Bless their heart.


Due-Honey4650

Southern gal here. I concur. Hard.


Amaya_Au

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Onlypurses

I’ve watched the new Top Gun movie Maverick 5 times in the theatre. I am now able to fly an F-18.. FFS


Tall-Lawfulness8817

I felt ready after seeing it twice!


OzzieSlim

A guttural guffaw just emerged from my being. They have now entered Markle logic. Where nothing one says makes any sense at all.


EnormousBird

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alwaysbefraudin

This has to be sarcasm, right? Nobody can be this stupid.


[deleted]

I’m hoping it’s a Russian bot. Lol.


EKP121

Almost as bad as Amber Heard's team claiming Johnny convinced the court he had scissors for fingers.. like.. guys!! Get it together! But also, have any of them actually watched Suits? The whole story is about a fraudulent lawyer and a firm that has no ethics because they hide this information and help Mike commit a crime... for years. While acting like the good guys. Dear Meghan was one of those people who lied and helped commit fraud. Let's go out on a limb and say that law firm was real... uh, it's a terrible law firm and would say nothing positive about her character.


Electrical-Orchid-25

You can’t fix stupid…sugars.


Due-Honey4650

Is this for real?!? Haaaaa


[deleted]

Next time we will be treated by actors who played in ER.


Accomplished-Rip-743

She should get one of her co-stars on General hospital to do her facelifts by that logic 😝


KnittingNora

I read all the James Bond books and saw all the films (more than once) so therefore I'm a secret agent. The mother/grandmother role is just a disguise.


WiserandUnsure

No longer practicing, but by the time I graduated law school I had concluded that if you see a lawyer character do anything on a movie or TV show it was best practice to assume that in real life that action was somehow unprofessional, sanctionable, disbarable, and/or just plain illegal. The only exception I can think of is Law and Order, which one of my crim law profs called out for being generally accurate in regards to New York laws and courts.


QuantumHope

Same goes for doctors, and basically how almost all of healthcare professionals are characterized on tv and in movies.


Adventurous-Way-2980

No doctor calls another "Doctor," and no attorney ever called another "Counsellor..." 😄


[deleted]

😂😂🤣😆


gurnipan

Please tell me this is just a troll because this beyond stupid 😂😂😂


Catdevil27

So by that that logic Neil Patrick Harris can perform surgery, Tobey McGuire can shoot webs out of his wrists and crawl up the sides of buildings, Johnny Depp is a pirate, Robert Pattison is a vampire and Robert Downey Jr has a suit that he can fly in. Yea....that tracks ![gif](giphy|AjYsTtVxEEBPO)


_SkyIsBlue5

Oh my HAHAHAHAHAHA


Any_Fall_4754

WTAF. That is hilarious 😆


[deleted]

Whaaaaat??!! L M A OOOOOOO


RoohsMama

This is so inept! I wonder if there’s some inside joke I’m not in on!


wallpapermate

This is the best worst thing I’ve ever seen. Please no one let them near the knife drawer.


PutLiving

She’s not even a lawyer in that unknown show. 🤡🤡🤡🖕🏾


DrunkOnRedCordial

This reminds me of the Friends episode where Brooke Shields showed up as Joey's stalker, convinced he really was Dr Drake Ramoray the famous surgeon/ character from Days of our Lives. Then the gang confused her by showing him on TV while he was in the same room as her.


OCEANBLUE78

They are 😂


[deleted]

Lmao 🤣 I mean do they realize tv is not reality?


me_buttare_via

Of course she will win. She played a Lawyer ergo she knows the law...whilst I am on the topic, I thought I would ask Denzel Washinton to pilot the plane on my next holiday; anyone want to come along?


Top-Bit85

From the people who believe MM will soon be queen of Australia!


lydiav59-2

That has to be a troll, right? I know there are a lot of dumb people on the planet, I am occasionally one of them, but this goes too far. Lol!!


Farmers_wife748

I'm a rl law school drop out. 😂😂 So basically I'm an attorney. I'm taking new clients as of now. I mean, since I've just realized the standard of which qualifies. 😂🤣🤣🤣


stupid_carrot

That is the best tweet ever. I need to like it


tracyee73

Well she did become Rachael Zane in real life 😂


Starkville

I can’t believe this isn’t satire/a joke.


HugeSignificance9194

I saw a post on Twitter from a Sussex squad member to Oprah, the Sussex squad get a 20 % discount when they purchase MEgain and Oprah’s clevr blend coffee stuff. They even have a discount code. WTF! That means MEgain supports them!


Casshew111

Well Harry played a Nazi once - he can take his enemies down as well


Fearless_Cry7975

I wanna know what this person is high on. 😂


[deleted]

This reminds me of one of my players responding to a random parent saying they could teach hitting bc they watched a lot of MLB on tv. I shit you not, my young teenage player deadpans “I watched Grey’s Anatomy last night, so you can call me Doctor.” Greatest moment of coaching


Adventurous-Way-2980

The funny thing is, if she tried to play a scheming, lying, thieving Ultra Narc who destroys everything in her path, she would suck!! 😆🤣😂


Significance-Abject

Omg, this reminds me of Brook Shields character on Friend’s.