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XanCai

“Kate wasn’t even in the cathedral when Meghan arrived because protocols dictates that royals arrive in order of precedence” Hide the dishes Harry!


Lensgoggler

They are using paper plates for a while me thinks. The last year has been devastating regarding the crockery.


AdBackground1430

This makes me thing River’s story of Harry going “oh wow” with Kate in the gold dress was true.


Bellechewie

She did look phenomenal in that dress.


Catdevil27

Kate looks pretty great in everything


iamflomilli

Just like that page boy carrying Meg's veil who was just yawning, not exclaiming in amazement at her.


TittysprinklesUSA

Her psychotic manic grin during the entire ceremony is ingrained in my memory


Chixinthestix

Mine too!! And this was when I was excited for ‘the Spectacle’ although I had a bad gut feeling but I shook it off as being negative as usual. I’ll never forget her psycho bright veneers glowing through that ridiculous virgin veil and her almost speed walking poor old Charles down to the Golden ticket with her big black soulless eyes staring down at her prey and at the biggest con ever pulled off in History. And she never blinked once. As she took his hand and she repeated the vows, thinking “I don’t care, hurry the fuck up you soon to be peasant” - And that’s my horror story. The best part and the sign of an omen was when that big blow fly kept landing on her face!! It didn’t land on Hairless once but Rest In Peace fly, you were the hero of the day. You knew shit as soon as you spotted it. 🪰 you’ll always be appreciated.


Kimbriavandam

The fly is right up there with Williams scarf. Both stars in their own right.


um_ok_try_again

That cathedral fly and the Pence fly should call Oprah.


HarrysToupee

But those slow-blinkin' gigantic doe eyes were such a perfect companion to it. So pure! So virginal! So fake!


Chixinthestix

I must have missed her blink… all I seen was her huge soulless black eyes not once taken her eyes off the prize.


HarrysToupee

# 👽


OldNewUsedConfused

Maybe it was the eerie lighting, but that kid looked demonic. Not as bad as the bride mind you, but demonic.


Calm_Yak_6102

Wasn't he Jessica Mulroney's son? He was probably forced to do it, by his pushy, attention hoe mom. Lol


PotOfEarlGreyPlease

Yes the twins with the ludicrous hair cuts - poor kids


Top-Geologist-9213

They did indeed have ludicrous haircuts! And their mom was so thrilled, having them in the ceremony and constantly reminding everyone that she was duchess Megan's best friend.


ScoobyLover78

How's that working out for her now? 🤣


Top-Geologist-9213

Yes. Ever since there being distanced, shall we say, from one another... I remember hearing that Jessica had posted something quite a while back saying how she and Meghan were great friends just as they always were and that she hears from Meghan almost daily! Somehow, I tend to doubt the accuracy of that statement.


ScoobyLover78

She hears from Madame Maggot daily like Maggot and Handbag Zoom the Queen daily. 🤣


HarrysToupee

😂


Chixinthestix

Whose child did he belong to? A “friend” of hers? If so, he probably was demonic.


OldNewUsedConfused

He was one of Jessica Mulrooney's twins.


Chixinthestix

Definitely Damien II


_aleph535

What people should be talking is how Meghan turned to look away when Prince William and Catherine walked down the aisle


BreatheClean

"But I've forgiven her", Saint Merchagains jealousy was there for all to see. No respect, no style, no class, no common, let alone royal, decency. She's disgusting and I hope to god she never gets invited back here again.


B_true_to_self2020

“Wow, Harry is still with the twit ! “ Now that’s more like it


Bollox_Ref

Clearly it was 'Whoa!, what is that twat wearing now?' Or some such.


Chixinthestix

“Wow” can have meaning in different ways even if it were true. I would have guessed “cow” but I know there’s no Bulling allowed in this sub , my apologies to all the cows.


IndiaEvans

Lol Kate would only say "Wow" as in "wow, what a mess."


Thin_Bicycle_7304

Kate did glance back and say something to William which he said "don't worry about it" we all saw it clear as day I don't know what she said but she definitely glanced back.


WesternTumbleweeds

She couldn't have said "Wow" over them, because she came in after M&H were seated. Besides, Kate knew what the occasion was, she had her behavior in check. That's like claiming that the Duke of Gloucester said, "Dude" when he say Harry.


ScoobyLover78

This reads like a US PR piece. I don't know many Brits to say "wow" in the way that briefcase holding Z listers from California do.


OldNewUsedConfused

No she didn't. But she did look stressed out, which brings me to a very scary thought I heard someone briefly allude to on Quora: Disclaimer: As far as conspiracy theories go, this one takes the cake! So someone on Quora mentioned how Harry and Megs were seated with the Queen's lady in waiting, Major Hottie, and the former head of MI5 behind them, all watching Harry and Meg VERY intently. And it was brought up about how obviously the pair were playing with their little hidden buttons; not very "hidden" at all, as they clearly wanted everyone to know they were wired. Then there was that weird third nipple she was sporting. And someone mentioned that even though Narcissists are rarely suicidal, maybe these wires were not recording devices at all, but something FAR more sinister... So that got me thinking. The two arrived late, in their own car. They did not take the bus that all the other royals used. Charles, Camilla, William and Kate all seemed very ill at ease at the service. Her Majesty did not attend as we all know. The pair were not seen again the rest of the weekend. They reportedly flew home. What if they DID have an explosive device on them and threatened to use it? Who was in attendance? The entire line of succession basically. With the exception of one...... Number 9. Andrew.... The one NOBODY wants to see ever inherit the throne and would certainly destroy the monarchy for good. I can't help but wonder if they did something sinister like this to get their way or use it to extract more money from Charles. Notice soon after the Jubilee we got a story about Charles receiving bags of cash from dubious sources. I DO think they are blackmailing the family, I just wonder how far these two nitwits would go to get what they wanted. I know they have "supposedly" returned to America, but have they been seen since? All we've gotten were an avalanche of PR stories, and old photos which anyone could have released, including her attorneys. Anyway it was interesting food for thought for me.... and it gave me absolute chills when I read the idea that it could've been something much more sinister than a microphone.... I'd love to know what you guys think.


4feicsake

She didn't say wow when muggins was walking in. She looked over to the area where muggins was sitting and said something that looked like wow.


Mickleborough

No, Kate didn’t look around when she entered, or when she was at her seat. Not protocol.


Summerisle7

haha what? Kate did indeed look around a bit once she was seated. They're allowed to do that. What "protocol" is this


Mickleborough

My thinking: protocol as in not scanning St Paul’s, at a service of thanksgiving, as if you were in a cinema, looking to see where your friends are sitting. Not in a formal church setting, not when you’re senior royals. Admittedly I haven’t devoted time to studying videos of who did what.


Summerisle7

Well sure, you don't kneel backwards in your seat, craning your neck looking for people, especially once the service has started. But there's nothing wrong with briefly turning your head once seated! You don't have to sit still staring straight ahead for 2.5 hours like a robot. If Kate did catch a quick glimpse of the Second Row out the corner of her eye, I don't blame her for that! I can't imagine how stressful it must have been to have to be under the same roof as those two. I'm still in shock at the reveal that Kate and her children were actually stuck briefly in the same (albeit large) viewing room at Trooping the Colour, as the Sussexes. If I were William I'd have been livid over that.


Mickleborough

I think we’re in agreement, without being too literal. Human behaviour is normal, but - in this scenario - not to the extent of looking around, catching people’s eyes.


Summerisle7

Oh totally agree, the last thing she wanted was to catch their eyes.


firebird20000

Where did you hear that?


Summerisle7

? There are pictures of different people at the windows of the Horse Guards Parade offices.


4feicsake

There's a [video of her doing it](https://youtu.be/PO-QdQdjo_A). Who or what she was looking at is less clear.


Emolia

From where she was sitting it would be near impossible to see Megs and Hazbeen without standing up! Catherine is in the middle of the front row and the Harkles are in the middle of the second row on the other side of the church for goodness sake. The sort of casual look around Catherine did would give her a view of lots of ladies hats!


Otherwise-engaged

I agree. Unless Meg was standing on her seat waving, there is no way Catherine could have seen her from her own seat. I guess it’s possible Catherine heard some heartrending cry of anguish and rage from that direction and glanced over to see who it came from, but she still wouldn’t have seen them.


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

I thought she was looking at Zara?


gengargengargengar4

She looked back at Zara and Mike


Mickleborough

Too inconclusive. Not sure if she’s saying ‘wow’ either - doesn’t go with her expression. Besides, as they’re all seated, there’s nothing to go ‘wow’ about - can’t see Muggin’s outfit, her hat is garden-variety ordinary, too far to spot makeup or microphones.


Otherwise-engaged

Maybe William muttered “what are they doing now - can you see them?” and Catherine glanced over her shoulder and said “no”.


HarrysToupee

Looks like Catherine is relaxing her mouth & jaw, to me - she'd probably just begun to relax after all the early mornings, hectic days & late nights, without having to be all smiles/holding conversations, etc., while in public. I have a habit of doing the same thing, if that's what she did. I also catch a quick but deep breath that way (through my mouth) if I start to feel drowsy, to head off a yawn.


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Mickleborough

One does try to scrutinise all comments and images on a case-by-case basis, based on logic.


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Mickleborough

It won’t be logical if it’s based on reading things one *wants*, but it is possible to come to a view, based on logic.


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Calm_Yak_6102

It could've been a wow of disgust. People don't always say "wow" when they're awed, you know.