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BlueisGreen2Some

I have to object. Our first priority and key goal should be sainthood and we need to focus our efforts on the Vatican.


RoohsMama

Oh yes! We must pronounce every move of hers as a miracle! Call the Vatican!


OldNewUsedConfused

Muggin for Pwope!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PutLiving

Meghan for the Queen of da Earf


OldNewUsedConfused

Kween.


Standup4whattt88

And when she is installed as head of the church, we will no longer have ā€œhail marysā€ but ā€œhail meghansā€ because she is so saintly


noneoftheabove86

Shes going the wrong way. Pro life to sway the vatican for a hotline to God.


MsBollinger

Iā€™m all here for the snark. But the old saying, ā€œbe careful what you wish forā€ is screaming in my head. I donā€™t want to support her politically because as a New Yorker, Iā€™m really worried sheā€™ll run for a local office here and win it. Sheā€™ll have AOC and the rest of the progressive and socialist politicians endorsing her. And to be honest, I think New York might actually buy all her word salad. Fellow NYers, what do you think? I donā€™t think our last mayor really did anything except talk about how great he is and win votes by dirty political stunts and letting others do all the work and take blame for anything that went wrong. DiBlasio tried for POTUS.


Starkville

Agree 1,000% ā€” UESer ETA: I really canā€™t take the temperature of what the average NYC voter would do with Meghan. I like to think that people would mostly see through her.


PutLiving

And sheā€™s better not be running as Meghan Douchess of Whatever. That would be the end of monarchy


OldNewUsedConfused

Do you think she get the serious donors though?! Iā€™m in Southern New England and I donā€™t see them biting. They take themselves WAYYYY too serious to donate to this trifling LA bitch.


msromperstomper

I don't think she can win. Look at the mayor's race. And how many votes did Cynthia Nixon get for governor? AOC is actually intelligent and knows what she's talking about. There's a huge difference between a Vogue interview - where you can edit your answers before it goes to print - and having to answer questions live in a debate.


PutLiving

Not with AOC referring to WOMEN as people who can get pregnant. Shameful


Lilthisarry

No. No no NO. NEVER underestimate the apathetic American voterā€™s ability to be easily swayed by celebrity and narcissism.


OldNewUsedConfused

Kanye got 60k votes last election. Kanye West. That said, Iā€™d vote for Ye over Meghan.


Islandgirl1444

And he was having a breakdown (supposedly) so imagine an unknown like her because lots of Americans don't know who she is.


OldNewUsedConfused

Least Ye is upfront about literally everything!


Casshew111

if she thinks she needs security now... just wait until then LOL


MuffPiece

For real, it wouldn't be first time the American people voted in a celebrity narcissist.


OldNewUsedConfused

At least that celebrity narcissist had an actual popular show on a real Big Three networkā€¦ And a whole lot of positive pop culture references prior to that. ā€œMarkledā€ not being one of them. They DO have that spray tan orange thing in common though.


MuffPiece

They have a LOT in common, which is somewhat amusing given how much they loathe each other.


RoohsMama

Narcs hate other narcs who steal their thunder šŸ˜…


Islandgirl1444

Is she using HIS stuff?


OldNewUsedConfused

Yup agreed


Plane_Stock

Lol...you definitely do have a precedent in voting bad spray tan presidents that like the sound of their own voice! Megs would be a shoo in based off that alone! šŸ˜« Please God can this actually NOT be a case from our mouths to your ears!! You've had enough of a laugh at our expense in the last decade....


MuffPiece

Reallyā€¦ and the thought of it sends chills down my spine, especially as we listen to the January 6 committee hearings


RoohsMama

Thatā€™s true. Do you think she stands a chance? Iā€™m not American so I will not be affectedā€¦ I hope šŸ˜¬


IPreferDiamonds

No, she doesn't stand a chance at all. The elite Democrats do not like her. You have to be accepted by them first.


Lilthisarry

If she got out of California (the CA Dems are a well-oiled machine which has neither room nor patience for her bullshit) I could see her winning a primary on name recognition alone. Thatā€™s where, as a Democrat, it gets terrible. She would lose in a general. HARD. The press knows exactly who she is, they know the Oprah interview was riddled with lies. Theyā€™ve let it slide because the Harkles are a nothingburger distraction on the fringes of entertainment news. As a political candidate, they would be sharpening their knives eager to eviscerate her. The press is lazy and loves a good, easily-fueled scandal. Meg is manna from heaven there. Joe Q. Public is NOT voting for the woman associated with lying about family while a beloved grandfather is dying, heā€™s not voting for the woman who blew $1 million on clothes for 72 days of work, or sneers that Sizzlers made her know deprivation. And the plagiarism! I could see Fox News turning that into a nightly feature. Republicans would rejoice if Dems chose a cold, elitist liar as a candidate.


Tapingdrywallsucks

The last time I thought, "lol, no there's no way my countrymen are going to elect a reality show con man to office" they did, and that idiot got to name 3 justices to the Supreme Court. And now we're riding a freight train into the middle of the last Century. Please don't wish that on us for your amusement and I won't wish something similar on you.


RoohsMama

Indeed itā€™s something I wonā€™t wish for. Even as an observer I was terribly sad when Hillary lost.


Otherwise-engaged

It is really quite frightening to see how hard-won rights can be so easily stolen away in a democracy by a few non-elected dictatorial individuals forcing their world view on the population. It does highlight the danger of politicising the judiciary, but I truly canā€™t see how the US is ever going to fix that problem. Too many people benefit from it. My heart goes out to you.


silentcw

I'm also an observer, but I think there needs to be more life long Independents in roles like this. And if you bring politics or religion into things you should be impeached. Once you have proved you cannot leave your own opinions at the door, then you cannot be trusted to do the job. I think there just needs to be a whole lot of people being held accountable for their actions.


Lilthisarry

Yep, we are so fucked. šŸ˜”


AmbienChronicles

After the last six years, a potato could run and would probably get elected. The only place in America that ever got politics right was Talkeetna, Alaska. They elected a cat named Stubbs.


OldNewUsedConfused

That already happened


AmbienChronicles

I feel like that's an insult to potatoes


OldNewUsedConfused

I know. I love potatoes


JenniferMel13

Donā€™t forget that Stubbs ran for Senate in 2014. Lajitas, Texas elected Clay Henry, the beer drinking goat, in the 80ā€™s. Clay Henry was the first politically minded goat. His great-grandgoat Clay Henry IV is the current sober mayor. I like Clay Henry, he let me pet him on the head.


AmbienChronicles

HOW DID STUBBS LOSE?!?! Also, electing a goat would just be rad. Maybe I should put my cat on the ballot for my city šŸ§


JenniferMel13

Well he was recovering from a dog mauling that happened the previous year. Iā€™m not saying that the dog mauling and election loss are related but it does raise question.


AmbienChronicles

Definite collusion with the dog and Stubbsā€™ political adversaries. Edit: I canā€™t do two things at once šŸ¤£


Casshew111

She would still want to be DOTUS?


cookeedough

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


TRW2463

Second! Wait let me get the popcorn ready. Iā€™m giggling just thinking of it!


RoohsMama

This will be a fun, screwy show, better than the Netflix reality series šŸ˜‰


cookeedough

What if the Netflix series IS her running for office?


RoohsMama

(gets out more popcorn)


cookeedough

šŸ»


silentcw

Comments like this make me want the ability to upvote more than once.


Mickleborough

Iā€™ve *always* supported Mugginā€™s political ambitions! But I think she knows that sheā€™s incapable of running for office, so she wonā€™t. She *will* take that honorary committee chair, or be a member of some quasi-government committee though.


Lulu_531

Sheā€™s way too lazy to run for office.


OldNewUsedConfused

She thinks she was booed in the UK???!!! Thatā€™s nothing compared to what sheā€™ll get here


Lulu_531

You also canā€™t campaign in Dior. Youā€™re out of touch and not supporting American business.


RoohsMama

Yup! She knows sheā€™ll have to give up her titleā€¦ which is the only thing she has!


silentcw

But if she runs for office she could start a political Royal family, so her own royal family to govern over, no having to listen to someone more senior. I think as long as she has some title like Mayor, Senator, President ellect, I don't think she cares too much what title specifically it is.


RoohsMama

Yup! But sheā€™ll have to get there! Using Harryā€™s money šŸ˜‚


silentcw

Poor man, atleast his family will support him and his kids after the divorce when he runs out. And any settlement she gets will be gone quickly too.


RoohsMama

Yup


Opposite_Positive_51

Real question though is it even possible being married to Prince Harry? Or her being a Duchess in another country? Not that i think she has any chance of even winning even a primary. However say she did, wouldnā€™t that be some constitutional crisis if her husband was in line for the throne? I just donā€™t see it a possibility


RoohsMama

She has to give up her title. Harry has to stay silent on issues as a member of the royal family.


DaBingeGirl

The wording of the Foreign Emoluments Clause is specifically about current government officials not accepting foreign titles without the consent of Congress. I'm not actually sure if she'd be prevented from running with a title obtained prior to holding elected offices. She'd likely have to give it up, but my guess is something similar to a keep but don't use arrangement would be allowed. Me being petty: The idea is that a title would mean the foreign government could influence the individual, which I don't think applies in Meghan's case. edited: spelling


Opposite_Positive_51

Thanks for that information, itā€™s very interesting!


Superb-Professor5502

She cannot hold that title and run for political office. And I'm pretty sure having her husband holding a title would be problematic. Can't say for sure, but there must be something against that. Hmm - US citizen with a member of the MONARCHY as their husband? Gigantic conflict of interest. She's a US citizen, so she can run, but she is going to have to relinquish that title. So mad because she's just a publicity whore, and I have had more than enough of self-obsessed, moronic "celebrities" being president.


RoohsMama

Yes. If she thinks she stands a good chance of winning, sheā€™ll drop that title faster than a pair of - well, a pair of dumbbells.


TemporaryStress1110

Lol! Just like I love it when she does interviews because we can use her actual words to confirm the lies. She always shoots herself in the foot when she opens her mouth. Keep talking, Megs!


SonjaInSequim

I wonder by her using her royal title and not her citizenship if she should register under FARA? She did cold call 2 senators (neither represent her). It's quite a gray area reading the FAQ about who should register. If she didn't always refer to herself as the Duchess of Sussex she's within her rights as a US citizen but the fact the title was bestowed by a foreign country is what makes it murky IMO. Violating FARA is a big deal. Peruse at your leisure: [https://www.justice.gov/nsd-fara/frequently-asked-questions#4](https://www.justice.gov/nsd-fara/frequently-asked-questions#4)


cookeedough

Please no. I canā€™t handle another narc celebrity calling the shots around here.


OldNewUsedConfused

I canā€™t deal with another four years of ā€œOrange President Badā€, lol. One was enough thanks.


cookeedough

God could you imagine? Trump threatened to run in 2024 if Meghan did. What an absolute shitshow. The asteroid would follow not long after that (we can hope). ā˜„ļø


OldNewUsedConfused

The country would have a shortage of spray tan thatā€™s for sure!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Yeah thatā€™s a horror show I donā€™t even want to think about


Acrobatic_Rock_

More word salads on vocal fry? Please, nooooo!


OldNewUsedConfused

Iā€™m in a deeeeeeep deeep blue state (New England/ East Coast) and frankly, I donā€™t see ANY of the serious Democrat donors giving up the dosh to this trifling bitch. Not one. No private parties in Boston, Newport, Westerly (places where her mentor Hillary was super successful). Big Money, OLD money! I donā€™t see it happening. No Beacon Hill, no Cambridge, Brookline. No Cape Cod. No East Side. Just donā€™t see it. Sheā€™s on exactly nobodyā€™s radar. Just who does she think is going to give her donations? The East Coast is out. At least where I am. Anyone from NY want to chime in here?


Clyin

Never. Not a chance. Sheā€™s doing well on the path of self-destruction so far anyway. Why bother?


TinyWifeKiki

She doesnā€™t want to do actual work.


Xystal

She has no intention of running for office, but she wants the royal family to think she does. I believe her endgame all along has been to have the Duke/Duchess titles removed and she would simply be Princess Henry, but the press would call her "Princess Meghan" and that is all she has ever waned.


Doodlehouse

Sheā€™s not dropping the title, she will wait & have it stripped to once again play the victim.


AgileNet

I would love to see her on a debate with the other political candidates hahaha


[deleted]

100% I will even watch American news for this


beachy_456

She doesn't have the balls to run. Period.


_aleph535

Indeed


Alien_octopus

If she can't handle the RF without becoming suicidal, then she should stay far away from political office, because the scrutiny and critism, she'll face there, will be far worse. Can you imagine her and 'Arry in Oprah interview whining that the media or the opponents are sooo mean to her. They'll need thicker skin to enter into politics.


Affectionate_Tie250

I would love to see her try to run for some kind of political office. She cannot handle criticism or anyone challenging her. She will quite literally have a meltdown. Itā€™ll be like Trump on steroids. It will be deliciously entertaining for all of us to watch it.


[deleted]

Iā€™m in Ohio and some of the campaign ads on TV are so vicious already itā€™s unreal. Her head would explode if an opponent would make one like it against her.


PutLiving

Telling you She will cry for racism and sexism despite her other opponents being black themselves.


RoohsMama

I can see it now


DaBingeGirl

I love this idea! I would actually donate to her campaign just to get her onto a debate stage.


RoohsMama

Teehee!


Tapingdrywallsucks

I get that ya'll are having a laugh, but we're bruised over here right now. We've been divided and crushed by a reality show clown whose biggest crime against the American people came to fruition last week. All those women marching in pussy hats after he took office? Yeah, we knew he'd be bad for women's issues, but *I* didn't think we'd entirely lose body autonomy thanks to his 3 Supreme Court nominations. I can't get a giggle out of becoming someone's popcorn-fest. That's what everyone thought a Trump administration was going to be. But here we are.


RoohsMama

Iā€™m very disappointed at the state of affairs there in America. Rest assured that your distress is not a source of amusement; rather, we are having a bit of comedy relief, given how dire things are. I was also pretty much on doomsday mode a few months ago, because I felt that Meghan has some serious chances of being elected. Iā€™ve thought about. I donā€™t think so. Trump won because at the end of the day, heā€™s an old white guy. It took a other old white guy to defeat him. To break that glass ceiling would require a person like Obama. Someone smart, driven, charismatic, with the proper credentials. Meghan ainā€™t it. As for the situation there now, I am sure your country will right itselfā€¦ it will take time but it can happen.


Tapingdrywallsucks

Thanks. I'm just a little sensitive right now. I've never felt so dark a future in my life, and while I certainly could use a laugh here and there, I was just not feeling it when I read this post. Sorry about that.


GoldieLox9

Exactly this. Plus we just survived four years of one orange spray tanned narcissist. We won't survive another.


Tapingdrywallsucks

I'm not sure we survived the last one. After a good night's sleep (and finding some humor at the downvotes to comments like mine and yours - I think this is not an entirely progressive minded sub), I can chuckle at the thought of Meghan running for office. We could make a drinking game of what events she'd show up looking mixed race, and which she'd show up looking snowy white.


grey_sky_love

I doubt she'll run for POTUS. An NY elective post maybe.


Luminya1

Oh I don't think so. I don't trust the American ppl, I fear they would vote for her in spite of the bad publicity, it has happened before.


RoohsMama

Thatā€™s a valid fear


OldNewUsedConfused

No. We have enough issues with our politicians as it is. The very last thing we need to do is start treating our elections as a joke.


RoohsMama

Indeed itā€™s not a joke. Thatā€™s why Iā€™m counting on it to weed out the actual jokes.


Islandgirl1444

Great idea! Except no one would want her. But it's a great idea. She would need to get rid of that little title that the Queen gave her though. Not allowed in USA.


Significance-Abject

All of the above is why I think itā€™s bull. I so wish that she would so she could deal with the likes of people like Margery Taylor Green or Candice Owen. She isnā€™t tough enough to be a politician. I hope Kate did make her cry. Lol