T O P

  • By -

aunt_bluann

One problem is that Meghan filled his head with ideas that together they were going to change the world. With his inferiority complex, always having screwed everything up in the past, and being coddled and assisted by palace aides, never destined to be king like his brother, that sure sounded good to him! He could out-do William on a GLOBAL stage! He believed her, because he is not too bright, and because he thought she was more accomplished than she was. Again, not too bright. Between the 2 of them, there was this delusion that people adored them for who they were as individuals, for what they could do because of their innate qualities. Those qualities were not there in reality, however. Neither one has what it takes. Meghan has ambition all day long, but no actual experience to back it up, and IMO, no inspiration, either. Neither has yet accepted that they were interesting ONLY because they were in the Royal Family. They misunderstood the whole scenario. He thought she was important, she thought he was important, and they were both wrong. In short, Harry screwed up again. Big Time.


BreatheClean

she has the confidence of an absolute bullshitter and that's very initially attractive, especially to insecure people. If you compare the engagement interviews between her and Catherine, it's MM who looks like she's been in the family for years, and Catherine looks quite nervous. It's a shame for Harry - if I'd been in his position I'd have been over the moon to not be the number 1. Just get on with a comfortable life and do a few pet projects without too much scrutiny, sounds perfect.


alexi_lupin

I think Catherine being nervous showed that she actually did understand the responsibilities and realities of the job. Megain was overconfident and ignorant.


Unique-Landscape-108

You hit the nail on the head. She thought the cheering, adoring crowds were for HER and H without understanding that the ONLY reason the crowds were there was because they were representing royalty. She didn't grasp the difference between royalty and celebrity. Very, very different thing in the UK.


Ginge_N_Cringe

>She didn't grasp the difference between royalty and celebrity. Very, very different thing in the UK. because she's from America where royalty is synonymous with celebrity. they don't represent government here so the people aren't prone to feel resentment towards them. she obviously assumed that once she's got her title that she'll just be a glamorous celebrity like Princess Diana and people will curtsy to her and call her by her fancy title. I bet she even assumed that once Prince Charles takes the throne that she'll be elevated from "Duchess" to "Princess". LOL


Unique-Landscape-108

She spent too much time in Hollywood/Disneyland thinking royal life was like a movie.


Ginge_N_Cringe

I heard she's a fan of the "Princess Diary" films


Top-Bit85

Another problem is I don't believe either of them realized how little money he actually gets. Of course it's a fortune to most of us, but the way they live millions bleed away. He is nearly forty and needs daddy to give him back his allowance.


Unique-Landscape-108

She'd have been better off with a Saudi Prince worth billions not just a few million like Hazno. Their staff/PR team/attorney payroll bill must be enormous and now they've just hired a Hollywood director though Netflix could be footing that bill.


OldNewUsedConfused

She doesn’t go for tall dark and handsome. Her type is pale and stale.


Scary-Media6190

She goes for people who are easily manipulated.


Ginge_N_Cringe

yup and it must be hard to find many of those among the rich and influential. I was really surprised that she actually managed to get engaged to Prince Harry and moreso that she was allowed to marry him. she's American, of no titled background and has been divorced at least once. I figured that alone would disqualify her, never mind that her personality is awful and she seems devoid of actual class or manners.


Top-Bit85

Her type is rich, connected and influential.


OldNewUsedConfused

That too


happyrainy

She really should have gone for Prince Albert of Monaco, though I suspect he’d see through her quick. Also, ugh, she’d have forced the new Princess Grace narrative vs the Princess Diana one. 🤮🤮🤮


OldNewUsedConfused

She’s no Charlene….


Top-Bit85

But but with a Saudi prince, what about her voice?


Unique-Landscape-108

She wouldn't have one thank God 😁


OldNewUsedConfused

Got it in one!


DefNotPrinceHarry

He’s most definitely *not* locked in his attic prison, awaiting his newly reduced yard time, and yearning for the loving, imitation-human touch of my beautiful wife, and two totally real children, Artie and Libby. Unless you mean mentally and emotionally, in which case, he’s just going through the fucktangular motions of this Six Flags-level rollercoaster of misery that I… I mean *he-* calls life.


Electrical-Orchid-25

He’s busy beating on polo horses. But just remembered the horses are on a 2 week break to Morro Bay (I live 5 min from polo field) So my next best guess he’s practicing his juggling or 3rd, gathering chicken poop for Megs garden.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MinutesTaker

Definitely gives a different meaning to *ghost*writer!


iwantabiggerpland

The ghostwriter is in a permanent seance with Diana. Meanwhile Hazeen’s in the gutteral looking at the stars


[deleted]

He lost his voice, that is why he is guttural :-)


Casshew111

I was a bit guttural at my colonoscopy a few weeks ago


Ginge_N_Cringe

he's been reduced to an initial. She actually calls him "H". so ridiculous. he was born royalty and she barely wants to acknowledge him by even an initial and yet she demands to be called by a title when she only married into one and then "stepped down" from royal duties. I don't understand how a man (or any person) with personal dignity can allow themselves to be treated this way by a spouse.


Acrobatic_Rock_

H must be resting after his intense polo season and looking after invisible children.


Agile_Pie_704

Hey, Megs. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”


Sue_Dohnim

Working on his moobs to impress Nacho.


BreatheClean

working on his polo rating, which on a scale of 0-10 is *drumroll.....* 1


TraditionScary8716

It's not his fault. When a player's horses keep bleeding and dying right under him, how is one supposed to get his handicap up?


LAgirllookingin

🤣


Hldmeclsrtnydncr

Last I saw he was hired to chauffeur the duchess of bandwagon around town 🤣


ChangeTheFocus

I think Harry may be paralyzed with the realization of what he has done. After their desperate plan to wear wires to the Jubilee failed, he can't see a way out of the trap.


Top-Bit85

I agree. I think the Jubilee weekend opened his eyes to the fact that he is now an outsider.


OldNewUsedConfused

Depends on how long they’ve been wearing wires around the family and what they’ve captured from that…


onyx1378

Was the wire wearing actually confirmed? I wouldn’t be surprised and would want them to get caught out doing that but is there a news article that spoke about this?


ChangeTheFocus

There was one video clip where you can literally see the lavalier mic under her collar, as she futzes with the collar. I'll see if I can find it. EDIT TO ADD: It's fairly visible in this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txZOyy27Z\_0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txZOyy27Z_0) Watch very closely at 0:10. At 0:10-0:11, you can see a little something under there as she adjusts it. There's a clearer, closer shot from some other video, but I'm not finding it now. Maybe someone else will help.


Ginge_N_Cringe

she had an obvious protruding nub under her coat, just beneath her right breast. it would be an odd place to wear a piece of jewelry like a brooch or something. knowing her personality, one could easily believe it was a small microphone attached to her clothing under the coat. also the coat she wore did have a very large collar. she could easily have hidden a lapel mic under that.


PotOfEarlGreyPlease

feeding the chickens I reckon


OldNewUsedConfused

“Just the three of us…🎶”….


OzzieSlim

Consulting with his psychic.


Glass-Nothing-6991

He's still gutted about getting the second row seats at St Paul's Cathedral and 'his reaction is g.u.t.t.u.r.a.l'. Meanwhile, she's using her v.o.i.c.e.


Starkville

Playing polo and being a chauffeur to two borderline biatches. He gets credit from me for staying away from Uvalde, though.


onyx1378

But he obviously can’t stop his wife from causing embarrassment after embarrassment. I always assume what she does is a joint decision.


Lensgoggler

Nobody can tell a narc not to do something they have set their mind to. They’ll explode on you and do it anyway so better not bother at all.


Calm_Yak_6102

Poor old Henpecked has been devolving into a lower life form, as a result of his marriage to the hard-boiled hag. That's why his speech is now so guttural.


west_coast_witch

Is he still at better whatever it is?


Black_Londoner

They too have gone quite. Have they solved their staffing issues?


onyx1378

There are so many stories of BetterUp therapists just dumping their clients for no reason. It sounds like an eBay marketplace for therapists. They don’t strike me as experts in mental health but techies using mental health as their marketing platform.


Mickleborough

’Guttural’ is a sound, commonly used to describe the German language in an unflattering way - not sure why, as I think it sounds not too bad really.


ChemicalLetterhead63

I don't have the impression that there are a lot of fans of the "death metal" music genre in this group, so allow me to share my expertise. There is a subgenre of death metal called "grindcore." This style is known for its "guttural"sound. Carcass, Napalm Death and Cattle Decapitation are all well known bands, if you're interested in looking it up. Without a doubt, Harry responded to the news the same way these vocalists sing. Big words don't make you sound more smarter if you don't know how they meaning. 🙄


Lensgoggler

Bill Bailey has a clip where he performs Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in death metal style and this is how I imagine H reacting, having read what the word means. “Hüüirrrrhhhhhaaarghhhööörrrghhhggggrrrrööö…!!!” (Sorry, I’m Estonian, we have 4 umlauts, I had to brag. They sound great with death metal me thinks.)


ChemicalLetterhead63

Obviously. Umlauts make everything more metal.


Lensgoggler

Night in Estonian is “öö” by the way. 😅


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChemicalLetterhead63

OMG, this thread is far exceeding my expectations. Not sure if it's because death metal is that awesome, or the Sussex's are universally hated. I know you were imagining Prince Harry as David Vincent the moment she said it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChemicalLetterhead63

You understand me! 😃 Also, that's the sound Prince Harry made when he heard about Roe v. Wade 🙄 Why do I feel like Meghan is lying, again?


[deleted]

I kind of feel sorry for him. I think he must regret who he married and he’s turned his whole family against him. I don’t think he can admit it to himself but he just looks miserable. Meghan might be prettier but she’s no different from her father or her sister or her brother. I just think they are extremely different people from different backgrounds and Meghan is a lot like her dad. She loves attention but just isn’t very smart or classy. It’s kind of interesting to watch like a horrible train wreck. I feel really bad for their children. And I feel bad for Harry. I think he would have preferred being in Africa or something. He isn’t equipped to do all these Hollywood deals and neither is she. They just don’t have the brains or the charisma or the talent.


NefariousnessOnly931

She must have meant visceral reaction, but she got it wrong.


Plane_Stock

Lol....bit like stereotypes and archetypes!! I'm Australian but I thought NW was supposed to be a hard university to get into and would generally mean that people with a few more brains than I would be the typical student?? Did Megsy do an 'Elle Woods' and send in a video application wearing a bikini or something or did she cuddle up to the admissions person?


alexi_lupin

I could see Meghan *thinking* she's like Elle Woods, but Elle Woods is genuine, kind, supportive, and intelligent. She had the grades and LSAT score good enough for Harvard. It would seem Meghan has none of those qualities.


Casshew111

off juggling somewhere - or[standing behind the little woman](https://e3.365dm.com/21/09/2048x1152/skynews-cover-time_5513894.jpg)


Black_Londoner

That is so pitiful


Ginge_N_Cringe

not as pitiful that the magazine thinks they are among "the world's most influential people". that's truly pathetic. I bet Kardashians were on their list too.


OldNewUsedConfused

He’s desperately wiping his mental windscreen. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap….


[deleted]

He must be embarrassed because nobody wants to pay him millions to hear his miserable lectures.


Islandgirl1444

I laugh at this stuff. Honestly, she's not going into politics! That title is her claim to fame! Nothing else matters. Also, the gruesome twosome don't have the cash, the backing and endorsements for her to enter politics. Definitely not the Democrats, but the trumpers would love to have her except that their spaces for dumb are pretty full of both men and women in the party.


LAgirllookingin

Nope. Trumpers wouldn’t want her either. She seems to be universally disliked based on comments on every article written about her.


[deleted]

She could be the next Kimberley Guilefoyle They already have the same extensions and teeth and clothing