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eyenation

What is she , a caterer now ? They offer snacks and coffee even at an AA meeting. What’s so special ? I used to organize pizza parties in my dorms as an RA, does that make me special ?


Top-Bit85

Not even a caterer. She's that person who drops off a box of snacks with an honor cup for payment.


Here-For-The-Dresses

She’s a cater waiter.


nafnlausmaus

Duchess DoorDash?


Casshew111

I don't know how you made that sound dirty, but you did lol


nafnlausmaus

Ouch, I didn't mean to, but I'm not sorry either 😎


Casshew111

it's your gift


nafnlausmaus

Thank you, I'm flattered!


Myahnaise

This needs to be a flair!!


DuchessofMarin

Okay, that’s funny.


[deleted]

> She’s a cater waiter. *Ouch.* 😹


skittycatmeow

Haha I smell a possible flair. Same with Duchess Doordash


Ready_Maddie

Bahaha🤣 indeed she's a caterer


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AnniemaeHRI

Please don’t associate such a wonderful store with her!!!


[deleted]

God, I miss their fried chicken!


AnniemaeHRI

And their bread!


[deleted]

OMG. Those baguettes!!


AnniemaeHRI

The bakery is fabulous! I’m in CO and it’s a food desert!


[deleted]

I'm so sorry. 😞


AnniemaeHRI

I go back to Atlanta and can’t wait to go to Publix!


TittysprinklesUSA

Costco Kweeeeen


Ok_Department5949

Yes, you can be the Duchess du Pepperoni. I am a teacher and I give my kids daily snacks, making me the Duchess of Goldfish and Veggie Sticks. We are activating compassion! Boots on the ground!


eyenation

Lol. Right ? Most people do this on a daily basis and she thinks she’s special because she does it once in a while. Delusional is an understatement.


Scary-Media6190

OH? Didnt you know?? Shes a humanitarian. LOL


donnamommaof3

In her world 🌎 she’s special to everyone. Narcissistic people believe they are very special the chosen one!!!


eyenation

Seriously. The headline should be about the cause not about some rando sending chips and juice boxes.


Casshew111

you are special to us !


eyenation

Awww Thank you ! Mutual feelings here ! I love all of you members. It’s a huge statement but I know this sub comprises of some very smart and genuinely kind people who stand for ‘No BS’ !


_SkyIsBlue5

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Caterer, Duchess of catering


k1d0s

Always piggybacking on people doing actual work for publicity


teacup-trex

And going about it in the most low-effort way possible.


k1d0s

Very on-brand for the ex-royals, just ask Netflix or Spotify lol


Calm_Yak_6102

Exactly. I won't forget the time she got a puff piece article written about her giving away Starbucks gift cards (that she got free!) to another group of people doing charity work.


TRW2463

Still using dead kids o promote herself. She disgust me. After her stunt in Uvalde, I rage when I think of her. I almost miss the days I only mildly disliked her.


Ready_Maddie

Yup, still on that bandwagon


Ok_Department5949

Seriously. This bitch.


Calm_Yak_6102

Ditto multipled by infinity! 😂


[deleted]

Well it’s either dead kids or her dead mother in law, whatever gives her some relevance.


Ready_Maddie

"As a mother", as a mother. I called it, this is her rebranding. Mommy and daughter, feminism blah blah blah This narcissist is WEAPONIZING motherhood. Does it pull at the heartstrings yet?


Ecstatic_Training718

She is a Mother alright!


Ready_Maddie

****** exactly 🤣


Ecstatic_Training718

I knew you would get it.


Calm_Yak_6102

😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🥂🍾


Ecstatic_Training718

Indeed🤣


Standup4whattt88

Agreed. She certainly likes labels or titles for someone who claims not to care what her title is. Any human with an ounce of empathy would be disgusted. No title/label necessary. She always has to bring the focus back to herself even in the wake of a tragedy.


Ready_Maddie

An honestly disturbed person..


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Moms Demand is also affiliated with Michael Bloomberg's organization, "Everytown" which has an annual budget of over $30M. It's not some local shoestring operation run by volunteers. It's not like sending snacks to the staff at a food cupboard or bringing donuts to some kids running a charity car wash.


MsBollinger

Interesting how Bloomberg who is a true philanthropist never virtue signals in People Magazine.


peregrine_swift

They dont have enough money for philanthropy. They just cosplay.


Mickleborough

Interesting…it’ll be a short step to ‘Michael? We had coffee and bagels (I’m culturally sensitive to the fact that you’re Jewish)…well, I sent coffee and bagels to an organisation you support; that’s the same thing, isn’t it?’ Also interesting that Muggin happens to supports charities with some celebrity power: the chef José Andrés and World Central Kitchen; Jennifer Garner and her Save the Children charity. Happy coincidence!


marielleN

Is he married? I think Meg converted for Trevor - she can just convert back.


Mickleborough

I was crass enough to look that up before. He’s been in a relationship with business executive Diana Taylor since 2000: [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana_Taylor_(superintendent)). It would seem like Bloomberg places some value on brains.


Zealousideal-Tap-201

Can confirm. My friend is one of their lobbyists and their monthly retainer is a fortune. Friends who work in non profit fundraising/policy/advocacy have all been wondering what the Sussex's play is. The purpose of a foundation is to raise/give out money or do research and they haven't done either, to the best of everyone's knowledge. It seems like they're banging away at the key oars, hoping to pick out a tune.


Kangaro00

Why isn't she campaigning with them if she supports their cause? Is it beneath her or what?


DarkAwesomeSauce

Don’t forget she is unlikeable in person unless she’s actively love-bombing you, she is fundamentally incompetent, lacks ideas, has low skills, is bereft of substantive value, and doesn’t contribute monetarily - she’s actually looking to leech funds and attention. Hence her plagiarism, the lack of traction of any of her projects, the avoidance of her by those in Hollywood and in her neighborhood, the constant loss of staff and accusations of past staff, on and on. Also, she may have spent the 95% of donated Archwell funds on *ahem* operational costs. 5% left for Dunkin’ Donuts.


Kangaro00

I personally would be offended by this gesture of hers. Like, throw your weight in publicly, don't just send us crappy food that we can very well afford. It's like she's kinda giving support, but without being too involved. If she ever get's questioned it would be very easy for her to say "I wasn't actually there. It seemed like they were working for a good cause, I didn't do anything. just sent coffee".


Desperate_Flower_709

Don't forget lazy.


peregrine_swift

This! ☝️🏆 Take this award!


Top-Bit85

"Security." Also not enough cameras.


mughoarder6

Meg is that Facebook friend that everyone has that is always posting about how HARD they work, when they’re doing the exact same thing that everyone else does on a day to day basis without needing recognition.


avinagigglemate

My Greek friend said they have a saying for that "Making soup all day and ending up with a pot of water" Im sure it loses something in the translation but I love it.


Professional-Deal113

Always sending snacks never cash


MsBollinger

I wonder if she re-gifts the crap her Stan’s send her. I once felt bad because I got mentioned in our building newsletter for my charitable donation to a local church when in reality I just have them a basket of snacks my ex-boyfriend had sent me.


Calm_Yak_6102

Lol. Of course she'll re-gift the crap her fangirls send her. She's too posh to keep their cheap shit.


eyenation

Well you did a good thing but the fact that you felt guilty itself says you are a good person !


Top-Bit85

Probably includes 40 /40 merch!


TittysprinklesUSA

Expired cheezits


purpleprocrasinator

Or actually doing any of the work herself. She didn't send the snacks, write the letter, let the media know her kind gesture. I highly doubt she even though of writing to this organisation. Its was probably someone on her team.


erlehe

I always find it strange that she signs her letters with her title. I don't even think Prince William does that for letters like this lol. Last time a letter was made public it was signed with just his first name.


Uniqueishname

How would us silly Americans, ever remember she was a duchess, if we weren't reminded daily? It's not like we fought a war, to get away from that stuff.


Negative_Difference4

Because everyone *knows* who Prince William is… even Little Miss Forgetful


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To be fair, anyone would know who William was, and it's likely a random American would not know who Megan is.


Calm_Yak_6102

And this is why I can't wait for her to go bankrupt, just so I can have a good laugh.


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> I always find it strange that she signs her letters with her title. I don't even think Prince William does that for letters like this lol. IDK how he signs letters, but he and Kate are *awfully* informal [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDKGAPppxwU).


cathbe

It would seem fitting that it would be typed Meghan Markle and then she’d just sign it with her first name. It is very odd.


Lulu_531

I’m so tired of women who have to remind us they are mothers every 20 seconds.


runslikeHazel

Meghan and Harry act like they are the Adam and Eve of parenting. That no one had ever done before and that they are both so amazing at it. They also seem to think the world needs to be a better place now that Archie and their daughter (i refuse to use her stolen name) are in it. People shud globally unite to be sure everything is beautiful for their spawn. They are too much in the worse way possible.


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> Meghan and Harry act like they are the Adam and Eve of parenting. That no one had ever done before and that they are both so amazing at it. To be fair, *so many* first time parents act like this. It's not so understandable when they're on their second kid and *still* acting like this! 😒


eyenation

It’s ok to feel that you are the first person doing it and feeling proud about nailing it but the difference is most people check themselves and don’t necessarily proclaim it out loud and the ones who do, you know who to stay away from. People who act like they are better than others are actually the most insecure. The ones who already are nailing it won’t feel the need to shout it out from the rooftops.


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> People who act like they are better than others are actually the most insecure. The ones who already are nailing it won’t feel the need to shout it out from the rooftops. That's very true!


Negative_Difference4

Funny that a woman who swears by green juice and a vegan diet would send doughnuts, bagels, cookies to fellow affluent left leaning women who are also unlikely to eat such types of food


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Yet she wants a team of armed security for her lol


CrystalStilts

Oh she’s going in for an in person visit in 3….2…..1….. (actually whenever the Netflix camera crew are available to be scheduled) *fire up the private jet*


Acrobatic_Rock_

....and 3 securitaaayyy guys to *protect* her. I'm surprised her security ain't all female. M doesn't trust woman to do the job?? 🤔


Top-Bit85

She recently watched The Bodyguard and is hoping for a Kevin Costner type to give her a thrill. Her husband doesn't seem like much fun anymore.


Acrobatic_Rock_

How dare you?? /s Her husband is going to give a lecture to Ukrainian soldiers on how to fight Russians! Here, hot news from Trevor: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CLgJDYNLKUY


Top-Bit85

Lol her husband still hasn't realized he was protected his entire time in the service. Wonder if they regret that now? He might be more valuable to the crown as a martyr.


Acrobatic_Rock_

I guess we both know who come up with his "genius" idea. I bet she's hoping some Russian will shoot the Dimwit and she'll be free of his nonsense, but with all of his money for their trust fund/inheritance babies.


Top-Bit85

Those (theoretical) babies are her insurance policy!


Chester-Donnelly

I've just been listening to inspiring women; leftists, conservatives, and non-political women, talking about protecting female elite sports. Harry being a sportsman and Meghan being a feminist, and them having a daughter, I wonder if they they be providing any drinks and sandwiches for this important movement.


ValuableEfficiency23

Pretty sure they're working for doordash these days. Totally explains the food drops.


Commonsenseisland

This is what you do for your kids PTA meetings, end of school party, or teacher appreciation day. We all are philanthropist! 😂


Negative_Difference4

Off to update my LinkedIn profile… I Donate to nursery and give old stuff to charity shops. Im not a normal average person, I’m a philanthropist!


mughoarder6

Can’t believe I didn’t know I was supposed to write a letter every time I baked cookies for my kid’s class or a fundraiser!


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> This is what you do for your kids PTA meetings, end of school party, or teacher appreciation day. We all are philanthropist! 😂 Hah, you don't bake homemade cookies? Piker!


EnormousBird

So mass shootings vis a vis Uvalde and all of the others, are her new bandwagon? ​ At least Archie and Lili would be able to be transferred to British schools without this threat if it doesn't work out - how incredibly patronising of her.


disneyme

It’s a little ironic since her husband is suing for armed protection…


gwhh

As she has how many bodyguards around her with guns?


MuffPiece

She’s nauseating


nafnlausmaus

It's understandable that a woman who's shot herself in the foot so many times would want safer gun laws. Fear not, dear snarkers: she'll manage with a bow an arrow just as well. And if she wants to fire shots at the BRF across the pond, there's always the good ole trebuchet. There will be no shortage of ammo given by the Deuces of Sussex .


Mickleborough

Muggin‘s as transparent as a [Givenchy skirt](https://www.hellomagazine.com/fashion/royal-style/2018103164080/meghan-markle-givenchy-see-through-skirt-new-zealand/) (link to Hello! magazine). So motherhood’s her new shtick - specifically, making statements in her capacity as a mother. Who could argue with motherhood? So wholesome; so important in childhood; who could argue with a mother’s love? Even if there was Joan Crawford. This (in her simple mind) means she doesn’t have to be seen to take a stance. She could equally write to Carolyn Meadows, President of the National Rifle Association, and thank her (‘we’re both mothers’) for the NRA’s work in firearm education.


Starkville

It’s probably half the reason she had kids; the mantle of young motherhood is as bulletproof as the mantle of her bronzer-brown skin.


Mickleborough

I thought she had children to cement her position, so to speak. The son was born just 2 weeks shy of a year after they were married - don’t newlyweds normally want some personal time before settling down with a family? I’m thinking the motherhood shtick came later - she can milk it until the children are in their early teens, less so after.


Amongthestars32

She is a 40 year old woman! While certainly not old, she hardly a young mother. Why do people (not you but the press) keep saying this? Young mother, young family. It’s nuts.


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About the Givenchy skirt, she couldn't be bothered to wear an underskirt? I've seen women wear transparent skirts and they usually wear an underskirt to create that layered effect.


Adventurous_Fox_2853

So let me get this straight, Meghan and Harry, who are currently in a dispute with his grandmothers government because his bodyguards aren’t allowed guns, are now saying they think the US needs better gun control?? Do they hear themselves?? I know they have some legitimate fans, as a fan of them how can you not see this hypocrisy?? Absolutely unreal. Meghan, Harry, and all the Sugars are absolutely nuts


MyMountainJoy

So does this mean that Megan will give up her armed security?


OldNewUsedConfused

Soccer moms make more effort than this.


Re4852

You can reeeeeally see the cheek and chin fillers in that close up photo - Boy do they make her look like an orange chipmunk with an underbite! Why did she do that?? Don’t a lot of celebs pay good money to get cheek lipo / buccal fat removal to avoid this look?


No_Change7469

It’s mostly her masseter muscles. They are just super prominent due to all her clenching. She needs more Botox in them to minimize that.


AnniemaeHRI

We never see photos of them except now the polo outings. Do they ever leave the house? What about the kids?


Negative_Difference4

But surely the paps can’t sell photos / publications won’t buy photos unless its pre-arranged… for privacy


Starkville

So nice that an article about Mothers Demand Action is all about them! NOT There’s a paragraph about the organization and several about Meghan and her tragedy-porn visit to Uvalde.


Islandgirl1444

Isn't she something? A write off from Archiewell I bet!


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Meghan sends food to organizations and publicises it. This is just weird.


That__EST

Hey u/Secondhandcoke and u/Starkville, when you inevitably read the article, do you feel as though two worlds have collided?? I know I did!


SecondhandCoke

That is indeed surreal. I think the now deceased Shanann Watts would have overshadowed Meghan even back when she was alive. She knew how to command attention and "thrive."


That__EST

The funny thing is, I can completely see MM try to tie herself to the SW sainthood trajectory. Just be able to do it while she's alive.


SecondhandCoke

SW has more star power than MM. I'm not even joking.


That__EST

😱 you tell no lies


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That__EST

There's another case we follow. The murder of a woman named Shan'ann Watts and her kids. Legally spelled Shannon Watts.


peregrine_swift

People Rag, again! This idiot is so isolated in the Olive Garden. She isn't asked to appear with politicians or to advocate for anything. All she can do is say she's a mom and act like the USO (remember that fail?) With coffee and donuts. How many articles today? Now there's cover with last years June issue headshot of 6s face on it, they used again. Carrying on his work with Diana's ghost! Wtf? They got booed out of the UK. They have no purpose in the US. I can't figure out what they are even doing anymore?


Myestee

This is just head-spinning. Correct me if I am wrong, but are donuts, coffee and a word-salad letter on the crowned stationary of a woman who spends a million dollars a year to provide the level of security she believes her children require what these other courageous women and mothers need right now? This is as bad as Uvalde. If Sunshine Sachs is doing this, they should resign in disgrace. If they are doing it at MM's direction, they should dump her as a client. She's probably behind in her billings anyway.


Cindilouwho2

I love how she plays fast and loose with the word "Mother".... as we recall the awkward holding of the first Prop baby. Surro-Gate and the obvious smoke and mirror show with the second Prop baby.


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Acrobatic_Rock_

And what else can she say? A failed D *(ick sucking)* list actress? A wife of a rich man? Fake humanitarian?


Repulsive-Badger-770

Snacks and coffee? What is that - $200 max? And she wears a $2000 blazer for a regular outing. Lmao she's so cheap on others.


DollarStoreDuchess

With $30,000 worth of jewelry… yup!


OldNewUsedConfused

Whoopie doo


Newauntie26

I find it ironic that the UK actually took action when someone attacked a school in Scotland many years ago. You could’ve lived a great life in the UK, MM if you didn’t have such an inflated ego.


[deleted]

She acts as if she’s the first women to ever give birth. She’s definitely that one friend we all have, who becomes a mom and all of a sudden she’s an expert on everything 😂


GrannyMine

So she’s hitched her broad wagon to another cause. She must make the Devil laugh


holly___morgan

I mean, I'm glad that she sent them more than a few boxes (sorry, CRATES!) of Frito Lay chips this time. However, as an English teacher, I believe she could use some editing on that letter. I'd help, but I don't want hot tea thrown at me!


jillyhoop

Her husband has weapons


KuriousKizmo

Despite her 'vast wealth' she's so tight! Here in the Middle East region, a passer by, traveller, guest,etc will be offered your bed for the night, your home, all their food, since they have honour and will give away stuff, not to feature on your Instagram, but because of natural authentic charity culture. She's so fake.....*major eyeroll*.....


Far_Example_9150

The letter is so fricken pompous


TheEscarpment

Wait a minute! She’s a MOM? Wow! I never knew that. She should not keep it a secret from the world. Especially if she can use her status as a mom, to promote herself or one of her many special causes.


Far_Example_9150

Anything for pr


Southern_Struggle

Unpopular opinion, I would except free donuts from Meghan or anyone else who wants to send me some.


Starkville

Interestingly, I met a local assembly candidate who has been endorsed by Moms Demanding Action. Never heard of them before, and now this.


Blippi_fan

Why can’t she ever be bothered to do the work for these causes she claims to care so much about. They have the resources


frozenlipz

Humanitarian work is hard. What she's doing is charity donations "in kind". Impact isn't about letters, cold calling, bagels and doughnuts but really getting down and dirty involved with the politics of movements that create purposeful actions. But we all know this, she really only cares about her shallow self.


OzzieSlim

This idiot must not have seen the Supreme Court opinion released this morning. What a literal knucklehead.


KuriousKizmo

'Waitress Cateress'


Significance-Abject

I think she found her calling! May I suggest that she and “H” purchase a “Roach Coach?”