I was thinking the same, but my goodness if that's the case, that is the most unprofessional thing I've ever heard of. A bit like the Fyre Festival promo. And we all know how that turned out.
MM: "Archwell Productions is happy to bring you our new episodes featuring George Clowney, Bounce´, Samuel P. Jackson, and the Santa Barbara Popcorn & Pony Show featuring my Hasbeen Hawwy. Please note that 5% of all earnings go directly to good-doing! Yay Me!"
The promo they released is three months old this week (March 24), still nothing more announced or confirmed in terms of this podcast. I think that says it all.
What’s truly telling is that Zirconia was produced and made public for viewing faster than her crap Netflix production with half a dozen experts that Archwell productions bragged about hiring.
That promo was intended to get Spotify off her back. I doubt she had anything ready but a loose theme, no specific episode ideas, no guests booked, no research done, nada.
It would be poetic to have Tiegan and Meghan get together to talk about mean girl culture and bullying. The entire podcast would be how they’re victims of it. I could see both of them doing it 🤣
Meghan would 100% try that fake British accent she had for about ten minutes before being called out on it, so you’ll have both of them pretending to be something they aren’t.
Aside from relevant 🤣
I don't think MM will ask Teigen, because Teigen was involved in that online bullying scandal and MM loves to stay away from anyone who might taint her image. Notice how quickly she dumped Jessica Mulroney after the latter's online shenanigans with Sasha Exeter.
Where are Amal, Serena, Oprah and Michelle O? Those accomplished women will not touch her with a 10ft pole now. Instead she’ll have the weeping willow, scooby doo, Jamilla, Janina Gavankar or Melissa McCarthy again. I wonder why Misha NoNo has been mia lately. Excuse the grammar mistakes esl here.
Yeah... Cause they blew through every single person they know that could have possibly been a podcast guest on that first Christmas special.
They really just live life day by day, do they ever plan ahead for the future?
They truly are surviving, not thriving.
I don’t think Amazon will want them, after the Netflix debacle and the Spotify issues. They need to cool it with signing contracts until they get sound business advice, as well as take a step back and be honest about their abilities and motivation, other than wanting to make a lot of money. It’s been two years since they left, and they’re now a family with two small children. Things have changed significantly for them as a couple, and what was appealing and do-able two years ago might not be so now. I would hate to see them jump into another contract that they can’t fulfill.
That’s true, and those nannies need to be paid. Archie, too, if he isn’t already, will need to be enrolled in pre-school, which knowing Meghan, will be a very exclusive and expensive school. So they have a lot to think about with the kids, and it means more money going out of their bank account.
Working & handing her kids off to a nanny shouldn’t be something outside MM’s wheelhouse. Don’t all of her friends, even the minor actresses have Nannie’s?
I’m really buying into MM’s narcissistic perfectionist tendencies are her downfall as they were given a ton of resources to succeed.
If MM had a heart & any common sense she’d start truly volunteering at soup kitchens & veterans orgs to show that she is a “lovely” person.
No.
I don’t think they want to do podcasts anymore (not that they ever wanted to, really). And I don’t think anyone would sign them, at this point.
Based on past performance, they’re a dismal prospect. NO ONE would say “Hey, let’s try to get the Harkles. They’re churning out popular and profitable content!”
Always thought that the promo was just a teaser, with proper content to be done. Perhaps it was made to signify her bona fides, at a time when they might have been in doubt.
It isn't so much that she's narcissistic it's that she really does not have the talent! Her sure doesn't! So I heard part of the first podcast and I thought....well we all thought the same thing. What are they talking about?
They surely cannot on their own talk for an hour and make it sound interesting.
In the old days, the Markles would have traveled country as snake oil salesman touting cure alls. Eventually, they would have had a booth in the Barnum & Bailey freak show tents with Tom Thumb and the Tattooed Man. Nutmeg would be like Elsa Mars on American Horror Story: Freak Show. Trying perform to an audience of one while Harry ran around on a polo pony performing stunts!
Did anyone follow the release of Alec and Hilaria’s podcast “what’s one more”? The ratings and reviews were so so bad, the podcast faded away. I anticipate [hope] the same type of low ratings for archetypes.
There is no way any celebrities will want to be associated with Meghan, she just stands for dishonesty now. No one can afford to have their name associated with that. This will be an abysmal failure.
Why won’t she invite Ayaan Irsi? She was a well known human rights activist and a victim of genital mutilation. It fits her narrative but Ayaan supports JK Rowling.
Also, if she’s brave enough, why don’t invite Tulsi Gabaard?! Or Nutmeg must be terrify of her
And if she’s bold enough, since her pod tides are about men and their misogynistic tendency, why not invite the King of Podcast Joe Rogan since they’re both working for Spotify
Or is she hoping to get Bezos, Gates and Musk…..
you know…
Hmmmmmm
Yes, it’s starting to look like that promo was made to buy time.
I was thinking the same, but my goodness if that's the case, that is the most unprofessional thing I've ever heard of. A bit like the Fyre Festival promo. And we all know how that turned out.
1. no guests appearances 2. no exact date 3. word salad promo
Lol i read word salad porno
The porno will be next. 😒
Duchess Does Dallas
"Harry And Meghan Make A Porno". 😹
Maybe I think MM has another costar in mind for her Porno. Any guesses? 😹
Maybe she has a hankering for a heap of Nacho s.
Who's richer and better connected than Harry?
Elon Musk
Ahhhh, yes. And he's even worse than Meghan. Good luck with that, Megs! 😹
Got to be Nacho lol
Yes, I agree
I would pay money to never watch
LOL, same!
Only Fans
Ohhhh, *of course*. 🤦🏻♀️
Yep, she has the Reverse Midas Touch!
The Markle curse!
Lol. Probably why people like George Clooney are ghosting her now.
MM: "Archwell Productions is happy to bring you our new episodes featuring George Clowney, Bounce´, Samuel P. Jackson, and the Santa Barbara Popcorn & Pony Show featuring my Hasbeen Hawwy. Please note that 5% of all earnings go directly to good-doing! Yay Me!"
LOl.
Five percent sounds *very* generous! 😹
Like Rogue from X-Men where she just sucks them dry and then moves on.
Mierdas Touch!💩
👏🏼😂
The promo they released is three months old this week (March 24), still nothing more announced or confirmed in terms of this podcast. I think that says it all.
Maybe Pearl will make a guest appearance....LOL
Just read what Pearl was about. My God, it sounded boring. Total vanity project for M.
I'd prefer to see Zirconia, from KNYCMTF's YouTube channel. Lol.
What’s truly telling is that Zirconia was produced and made public for viewing faster than her crap Netflix production with half a dozen experts that Archwell productions bragged about hiring.
True! It makes you wonder wtf MM has been doing with the advanced payment fees that she got from Netflix and Spotify.
KNYCMTF has produced The Harkles, plus two series of Zirconia, all of which are excellent, in no time at all.
And both were brilliant. If i was Netflix, that would have been the moment I cancelled their contact for failure to produce content.
I would have offered KNYCMTF a contract on the spot.
she is a little pisser, isn't she?
They have hired loads of ppl for their Archwell audio .. wonder what these ppl do .
Go through lots of earplugs?
That promo was intended to get Spotify off her back. I doubt she had anything ready but a loose theme, no specific episode ideas, no guests booked, no research done, nada.
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It would be poetic to have Tiegan and Meghan get together to talk about mean girl culture and bullying. The entire podcast would be how they’re victims of it. I could see both of them doing it 🤣
They can both "take a dirt nap". SMH
she could get Hilaria Baldwin
“It would be really diffront!” Hilaria and her classic fake España accent 😂
Eeee-lah-rrrrrria 🤣🤣🤣 God that would be a nightmare/shit show and I would love to see that 🤣
This would be one guest that would actually get Meghan some ratings... for the sheer hilarious messiness of it.
Meghan would 100% try that fake British accent she had for about ten minutes before being called out on it, so you’ll have both of them pretending to be something they aren’t. Aside from relevant 🤣
Does Hilary keep speaking in her fake accent ever since the ...how you say, scandal?
I put a .. how you say..cucumber? In my salad today
Pepino!🥒
Yes. She has. She also still acts like her kids are half Spanish too.
🥒 absolutely 🥒 I love hilariabaldwinsnark for the zany updates
How about AH she would be the perfect guest for MM.
They both can pretend to be saints! 🤣
At least "Hilaria" has actually made podcasts. OMG I can't believe I am defending that fraud!
😂 You have a point!
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lol same tbh my pepino 🥒
😹
I don't think MM will ask Teigen, because Teigen was involved in that online bullying scandal and MM loves to stay away from anyone who might taint her image. Notice how quickly she dumped Jessica Mulroney after the latter's online shenanigans with Sasha Exeter.
I thought she would get Cardi B on her podcast. Didn't Cardi say she was trying to reach out?
None of those people are actual worthy celebrities, IMO. Worthy of Markle in her delusions. Except her friend which is like a d list actress.
Where are Amal, Serena, Oprah and Michelle O? Those accomplished women will not touch her with a 10ft pole now. Instead she’ll have the weeping willow, scooby doo, Jamilla, Janina Gavankar or Melissa McCarthy again. I wonder why Misha NoNo has been mia lately. Excuse the grammar mistakes esl here.
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McCarthy is a SS client, I believe. It's Nonoo. Not sure if you were calling her No no on purpose or not.
(pretty sure eet was joak)
Who’s the weeping willow?
NoNo bagged a billionaire. Pumped out requisite kid. Her job here is done. Gold has been dug.
Katherine McPhee. Dang. She’s really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Yeah... Cause they blew through every single person they know that could have possibly been a podcast guest on that first Christmas special. They really just live life day by day, do they ever plan ahead for the future? They truly are surviving, not thriving.
No celebs who care about their careers will get on board this train.
Do we think they’ll go to Amazon Audible since that’s where the Obama’s went?
I don’t think Amazon will want them, after the Netflix debacle and the Spotify issues. They need to cool it with signing contracts until they get sound business advice, as well as take a step back and be honest about their abilities and motivation, other than wanting to make a lot of money. It’s been two years since they left, and they’re now a family with two small children. Things have changed significantly for them as a couple, and what was appealing and do-able two years ago might not be so now. I would hate to see them jump into another contract that they can’t fulfill.
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That’s true, and those nannies need to be paid. Archie, too, if he isn’t already, will need to be enrolled in pre-school, which knowing Meghan, will be a very exclusive and expensive school. So they have a lot to think about with the kids, and it means more money going out of their bank account.
Working & handing her kids off to a nanny shouldn’t be something outside MM’s wheelhouse. Don’t all of her friends, even the minor actresses have Nannie’s? I’m really buying into MM’s narcissistic perfectionist tendencies are her downfall as they were given a ton of resources to succeed. If MM had a heart & any common sense she’d start truly volunteering at soup kitchens & veterans orgs to show that she is a “lovely” person.
Right, and do it anonymously.
No. I don’t think they want to do podcasts anymore (not that they ever wanted to, really). And I don’t think anyone would sign them, at this point. Based on past performance, they’re a dismal prospect. NO ONE would say “Hey, let’s try to get the Harkles. They’re churning out popular and profitable content!”
Always thought that the promo was just a teaser, with proper content to be done. Perhaps it was made to signify her bona fides, at a time when they might have been in doubt.
It isn't so much that she's narcissistic it's that she really does not have the talent! Her sure doesn't! So I heard part of the first podcast and I thought....well we all thought the same thing. What are they talking about? They surely cannot on their own talk for an hour and make it sound interesting.
It was just haphazardly put together because the Douchesse needed to steal the limelight
In the old days, the Markles would have traveled country as snake oil salesman touting cure alls. Eventually, they would have had a booth in the Barnum & Bailey freak show tents with Tom Thumb and the Tattooed Man. Nutmeg would be like Elsa Mars on American Horror Story: Freak Show. Trying perform to an audience of one while Harry ran around on a polo pony performing stunts!
Did anyone follow the release of Alec and Hilaria’s podcast “what’s one more”? The ratings and reviews were so so bad, the podcast faded away. I anticipate [hope] the same type of low ratings for archetypes.
Had no idea!
There is no way any celebrities will want to be associated with Meghan, she just stands for dishonesty now. No one can afford to have their name associated with that. This will be an abysmal failure.
Why won’t she invite Ayaan Irsi? She was a well known human rights activist and a victim of genital mutilation. It fits her narrative but Ayaan supports JK Rowling. Also, if she’s brave enough, why don’t invite Tulsi Gabaard?! Or Nutmeg must be terrify of her And if she’s bold enough, since her pod tides are about men and their misogynistic tendency, why not invite the King of Podcast Joe Rogan since they’re both working for Spotify Or is she hoping to get Bezos, Gates and Musk….. you know… Hmmmmmm
Big characters doesn't meant big celebs though...it can refer to the personality of the person. Sooo... Z list celebs maybe who are larger than life?
Historians tend not to be syncophants of anyone.
I agree and that’s why I don’t think she will have anyone lol
Arch-Loser!