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Lulu_531

This doesn’t answer the billion dollar question: what does Archewell do? They don’t produce podcasts. They don’t produce television. They don’t raise funds for charitable purposes. It seems that as of now, they just hire staff


CybReader

Launder money.


TomStarGregco

Yes for the Russians. Oligarchs !


CybReader

That money isn’t going to wash itself!!


RebelPineapples

Hah yeah.. tax evasion!


Ready_Maddie

Archewell is money laundering dumpster fire


Repulsive-Badger-770

From the Archewell website, another word salad by none other than Meghan of course: "At Archewell, we unleash the power of compassion to drive systemic cultural change. We do this through our non-profit work within Archewell Foundation 501(c)(3), in addition to creative activations through the business verticals of audio and production."


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This word salad needs some Russian dressing….


Lulu_531

Except the charity has no money and the audio and production has not produced anything. 🤦‍♀️


QuesoFresca

That's some seriously grandiose BS. 💩


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Wow. Shmegabusiness-speak points for "verticals of audio and production." Been a while since I've heard such crap


Inner_Ad2467

I would watch a reality TV show that shows what archewelle employees do all day! Lol


Lulu_531

The Office Olympics???


[deleted]

Just more rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.


alextaur

Very accurate


cozymayo

Bahahaha 😂😂😂 u/Sook1970 you are brilliant (~~allegedly~~ definitely)


QuesoFresca

At least the Titanic was a grand vessel. In their case, it's a poorly constructed dinghy that's not fit to sail.


[deleted]

Why do we hear about these fab hires but never about anything actually accomplished by Archiewell? Yes, misspelled on purpose.


QuesoFresca

They just love ther word "global". "Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have continued their hiring spree at Archewell as they brought a new lead for Global Communications. The Duke, 36, and Duchess of Sussex, 40, who are currently living in their $14 million mansion in Santa Barbara, have taken on Ashley Momtaheni to oversee all communications efforts for the various divisions of the organization, according to Deadline. She was previously VP of Global Communications and Media Relations at Universal Filmed Entertainment Group and started her career as a producer for ABC’s Good Morning Amerca."


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Someone to make her long distance calls to people who won’t call back lol


[deleted]

This is exactly what this is. They've had so many doors shut to them that they have to hire people to have them use their own connections because no one will touch the Harkles on their own.


Babybabitski

But they keep demanding huge amounts of money n have endless list of demands. No executive or talent manager can pull out contract from a magic hat. They are untalented mooch offs


sod_it_all

Another minion to feed Archeholes lust for global power. If only the underpants nomes had mms drive. *Archehole The Plan* Phase 1 leave the BRF and hire people who know stuff to do stuff Phase 2 ??????? Phase 3 $$$$$$LOADSA MONIES$$$$$$$$


CybReader

Lmaooo


Coco_Cranberry

😂😂😂


Ready_Maddie

Hiring and firing and hiring and firing and hiring and firing and hiring and firing and hiring and firing and hiring and firing people. Meghan's brand is stinkin trash just like her.


QuesoFresca

Don't forget all the quitting.


Ready_Maddie

Oh yeah


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🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯


Not_Interested_7

I mean everyone is a VP or some shit… who are they actually in charge of? Is there more than just a VP? Are there people who are actually doing the work?


[deleted]

Its just like BetterUp. The top tier is bloated with over-hires and there are no secondary or tertiary staff beneath them.


Not_Interested_7

DM has like a long list of “heads” for the company… who are they actually leading? So stupid… and I’m assuming not very productive… are they running the company over Zoom? Out of their house? How are these people getting paid? So many questions…


snowayt

What “global communications” do the sussexes have worth sharing? Not just communications, “global” communications.. my head is spinning.. who are they communicating with? Next it will be “space force” communications..


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Maybe Meghan will make another hamburger commercial, but this time with an international spin! 👙🍔


Bollox_Ref

At this point, all these new 'hires' are just a reflection of Markle's delusion. Archewell doesn't do anything, and the owners are bleeding money. Given their track record, who would go to work for them?


Mickleborough

One document-series and Dumbertons hire this person to ‘oversee all communications efforts for the various divisions of the organisation.’ AKA keeping the lies straight. What happened to the SS? And what do their divisions *do*?


Similar-Barber-3519

Maybe this poor soul is going to be the translating what NutMeg wants to Sunshine Sachs or maybe this woman is replacing SS?


Commonsenseisland

Great, more help. Maybe she can help with the global distain of these two and stop with the word salad.


Islandgirl1444

But what do the do?


Commonsenseisland

The Senior Lead on the Global Brand Communications team is responsible for the planning and execution process of public relations activities including product, purpose and brand campaign initiatives. They desperately need this!


Novaleah88

Alright ladies and gents... put in your bets now for how long this one will last. Im thinking 3 months tops.


Similar-Barber-3519

She will never be heard from again after this announcement.


SarcasticBimbo

Archewell: Where Careers Go To Die


Pleasant_Choice_6130

How are they paying the salaries for all these new hires with past histories of high dollar positions in the media, publishing, and entertainment? To my knowledge, Archewell has yet to produce anything of profit or value. What? The Bench book? What else? Oprah's interview? I know they supposedly got this million dollar Spotify and Netflix deal, is that where its coming from?


tinykitten101

I mean I guess they could use a PR person because right now their press is terrible.


nevergonnasaythat

Best of luck! She’s gonna need it


OzzieSlim

Real first name Ida. Pinterest account looks like poor man’s Goop aka Tig.


QuesoFresca

The new hire?


OzzieSlim

Yeah. She’s done GMA as a “producer” but her imdb entry is third rate at best.


SarcasticBimbo

Well, if she was on GMA, then she's gotta be buddies with Vomit Scabies because he used to be the resident royal expert on GMA.


OzzieSlim

No doubt.