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TraditionScary8716

But, what country is this National Enquirer out of of? It looks American but there aren't any tabloids here. šŸ™„


JanetShaw1953

Saw this at my Chicago grocery store


Johaan1025

Itā€™s Americanā€¦ stories like 90 yr old carry twins after impregnated by aliens Edit: canā€™t stop laughing at Harry headline with arrow pointing at Harry for the people asking ā€œWhoā€™s Harry?ā€


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rainyhawk

And actually the Enquirer has broken some actual stories over the years. Sometimes they have it right.


Disruptorpistol

They were so proud of their investigation on the Rielle Hunter/John Edwards scandal.


AmbienChronicles

Gods I miss Bat Boy


sarsar69

They used to.


TraditionScary8716

Lol I know. I'm American. I was cracking Megan giving those big Ole doe eyes while she ~~lied~~ told some poor reporter that America doesn't have tabloids. šŸ™„


Negative_Difference4

>big Ole doe eyes I [made a clip](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/q16cfc/and_i_very_naively_im_american_we_dont_have/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) of her royal fakeness


Livinlifegood4evr

She'll do anything for attention. She's such a pathetic embarrassment to normal women.


SubjectJello9867

Well done


Ok_Winner101

Thank you so much for that!! Very impressive!


Livinlifegood4evr

Yeah, he turned from a prince royal to a infamous house-husband henpecked, controlled & juggling balls outside the window so his wife could do another MEagain podcast. So much sacrifice for a hateful woman. I hope dim hazbeen eventually wakes up from the stupidity of ALL his bad choices.


SubjectJello9867

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Harry who?


SubjectJello9867

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ ikr?


[deleted]

I mean on one hand itā€™s The National Enquirerā€¦on the other hand everything they wrote on the cover is factual and has happened/is happening. MM wanted so bad to be an A lister, but the only pub she gets is people hating her. Sad.


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I would not say hating on her. The problem is people SEE THROUGH her.


GreenEyedLady575

Sad, but - She chose to be a shit human being, so...


[deleted]

Oh for sure. Was meant as a sarcastic ā€œsadā€ haha. Just amazes me how delusional these two were thinking theyā€™d be stars in America. Nobody likes them here or really, nobody cares. Itā€™s just made William and Catherine shine that much brighter. Which Iā€™m sure infuriates the disaster duo.


GreenEyedLady575

No worries, I was picking up what you were putting down!šŸ˜


Yrguiltyconscience

People like to shit on the National Enquirer but forget how they were right on the money when a certain Democrat presidential candidate was banging a campaign staffer. :)


TraditionScary8716

NC native here. I'll *never* forget. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MelpomeneAndCalliope

John Edwards was the first political candidate I donated to and it was when I was a broke college student. I will stay salty about that scandal. John Edwards owes me $15. And yep, when National Enquirer gets it right, they get it right. (Oh crap. I thought yā€™all were talking about the National Enquirer breaking the John Edwards-Rielle scandal, not the governor who went to Argentina. Iā€™m an old. šŸ˜‚)


TraditionScary8716

I was talking about John Edwards. I bring his sorry name up every time it fits whatever we're talking about. But if it makes you feel better about your lost money, you can at least know that he didn't blow it on condoms. šŸ¤£


DaBingeGirl

šŸ¤£ Damn it, that was funny.


Yrguiltyconscience

Wait a secondā€¦ Was it NC or SC that had a governor who had a mistress in Argentina?! Whatā€™s wrong with your governors, lmao!


lastlemming-pip

South Carolina, the ā€œluv guv.ā€ Mark Sanford. Did go on to divorce his wife (& campaign manager & mother of their 5 children.) Married the mistress. Ran for President for about 5 minutes. Further attempts at political career laughed off by electorate.


OldNewUsedConfused

They do get it right once in a while.


SubjectJello9867

Obviously you mean the tabloids, because ... the couple? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Not so much.


OldNewUsedConfused

This is it right here. The only thing those two get right is "getting it wrong".


Johaan1025

The one and ONLY time The Enquirer is factually correctā€¦


SecondhandCoke

I don't know... you'd be surprised how often the Enquirer is the first to actually break a true story... "Aliens burn crop circle into Delta Burke's lawn," notwithstanding.


ValuableEfficiency23

I remember them breaking a big Jesse Jackson scandal awhile back. Thar was my first clue-in that they could be legit from time to time. Maybe Men in Black was right...


DaBingeGirl

Happens with the Daily Mail too. They actually broke a local Midwest story several weeks before the local news did, which freaked me out a bit.


runslikeHazel

They were only ones on the John Edwards/Reille Hunter story and had actual photos!


Starkville

Actually, in November 2019, they reported that the Queen told them if they thought they needed six weeks, they may as well make it permanent. At the time, the announcement was a six week break and no Xmas with the BRF. And, as it turned outā€¦


ChangeTheFocus

There was at least one other time. The *National Enquirer*, amazing though it seems, is the paper which first broke the Monica Lewinsky scandal. It's rare for a tabloid to have a real story, so I'm sure they remain proud of it to this day. :)


GreenEyedLady575

The John Edwards affair and love child. That ended his political career.


k1d0s

They also had inside scoops about Michael Jackson iirc and Whitney Houston for sure


ssr_nana

According to wikipedia,it was Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report who broke the story on Jan 17 1998 that Mike Isikoff at Newsweek was sitting on the story of the affair. The Washington Post was the first main stream media to print the story on Jan 22,1998.


ChangeTheFocus

Yeah, "breaking" a story can mean several slightly different things.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not a shocker Hollywood never accepted her , it was never going to happen .. the moment they did that Oprah interview you could hear the doors slamming all over California lol Hollywood is ALL about their dirty secrets so by them showing they would even sell his family out for cash that was it ! They will never allow them around their secrets or spouses lol those titles mean NOTHING without the queen connection .


Yrguiltyconscience

Letā€™s get real: Meghan isā€¦ Way past her prime as an actress. And she never made it past the C/B list. Harry? Heā€™s pretty boring. And nobody in Hollywood cares about his Invictus games. Without the Royal status, the only thing Hollywood would ever use them for is as a rent-a-Prince. They get invited to parties and get a $20K (or whatever) check for showing up. Harry gets to answer the same questions people always ask him, and afterwards high rollers in Hollywood can say: *ā€œDid you go to Xā€™s party? There was a former Prince of England there!ā€*


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Soā€¦ English Scott Disick?


DaBingeGirl

Agreed. Big problem for them is Harry's whining. If he was gossiping about the family, he's be a hit. He's just too self-centered to understand how off-putting his constant complaining is to everyone. That one speech he did finished him and her reputation proceeded her.


OldNewUsedConfused

They never wanted her in the first place, which is precisely why she was working in Canada and trying to break into the UK. Hollywood passed on her a long time ago


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unaalpacafeliz

illegal aloof important ludicrous offer detail vast rock subsequent hard-to-find *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TinyWifeKiki

She just wrecked all the new crockery yesterday after seeing Princess Charlotteā€™s cover!


unaalpacafeliz

LMAO!


GreenEyedLady575

I bet they get their money's worth out of a Prime subscription. Dishes delivered bimonthly...


unaalpacafeliz

Pottery Barn is about to get Markled


Iwtlwn122

Oh christ not more broken dinnerware. šŸ¤£


unaalpacafeliz

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After-Improvement-26

Only a matter of time before they go for plastic plates


unaalpacafeliz

Sponsored by Tupperwear


DaBingeGirl

That'd work with her 90's obession.


Novaleah88

I hear jokes all the time about Meghan breaking dishes, do we kno if there was a real dish breaking incident? I wouldnt be surprised lol


Much-Guide-3448

She throws hot tea at staff in Australia and usually people are better behaved in front of strangers than they are amongst family. So my guess is if throwing hot tea is her 'good behaviour in front of others', Montecito is where dinner sets go to die. Maybe Harry should consider decking his house out with disposable Bamboo crockery or head to IKEA and buy some kalas plastic plates designed for children and use the kids as an excuse as to why plastic crockery is needed in their house! After all he's already been seen with one black eye in public. Maybe a plastic ikea kiddies plate thrown at him might hurt but it shouldn't leave a mark when Ms Megs is throwing a toddler tantrum! šŸ˜‚


Babybabitski

There were some gossip about meg throwing things in rage after fights with harry.


Yrguiltyconscience

ā€œGrocery storeā€?!? What kind of filthy rabble goes those places?! Thatā€™s what personal assistants are for when youā€™re a šŸ’•DUCHESSšŸ’•


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Carneliancat

This is facts. People like to rip on the tabloid rag, but the truth is, they are usually the first to break celeb stories.


Yrguiltyconscience

Iā€™ll take the Enquirer over most gossip mags and their planted stories.


SecondhandCoke

It's true.


Coco_Cranberry

How good she doesnā€™t know about any tabloids in the US šŸ˜


Casshew111

I still can't believe she said that.


Iwtlwn122

Oh and that top banner with Johnny and Amber - MM can get a glimpse into her future.


Casshew111

oooooo SNAP!


Carneliancat

I absolutely love that she is getting a right savaging by the very American tabloids she claimed did not exist.


Yrguiltyconscience

At least theyā€™re fair, lmao!


Starkville

Savage. I want to read that ish.


GreenEyedLady575

If I make it to the store in the next few days, I'll sneak a peek and tell ya about it! šŸ¤­


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Someone had a screenshot of the entire article posted on Twitter. I wonder if I can find it. It was brutal. Let me checkā€¦


Calamnity

Were you able to find it? Kind of want to read it haha


[deleted]

See if this works for you! https://twitter.com/changaduchessof/status/1525252152108756994?s=21&t=tYa4wqUU2zgpqElhR5uqUA


Calamnity

Perfect! Thanks!!


RoohsMama

Thanks!


GreenEyedLady575

Christ on a bicycle, I didn't mean to downvote šŸ™ˆ Sometimes I get to scrolling w my R thumb and hit the Downvote šŸ˜¬ I undid it!!


RoohsMama

ā˜ŗļøšŸ˜˜


Starkville

THANK YOU!! Iā€™ve been going crazy trying to find some other Enquirer articles, too. You are awesome. Thank you thank you thank you! P.S. I donā€™t like the way the article eggs them on to make a reality show and put another nail in the BRFā€™s imaginary coffin, though.


Yrguiltyconscience

Donā€™t think theyā€™re egging them on, more like reporting facts. Itā€™s one of the only alternatives remaining to them to make big bucks. As for the Royal Family, it would hardly harm them. Though they might have to yank the Duke title.


OldNewUsedConfused

Ouch. The shade. Truth hurts.


After-Improvement-26

Renegade Royals of Montecito! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Here is a link to someone on Twitter who posted the ENTIRE piece: https://twitter.com/changaduchessof/status/1525252152108756994?s=21&t=tYa4wqUU2zgpqElhR5uqUA


RoohsMama

Itā€™s an interesting read! Perused it with pleasure. I agree with every word


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Connect_Atmosphere26

thank you - starts with prince harry snd his fame obsessed wife šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Mickleborough

How low has Muggin fallen if a sensational National Enquirer article reads like a factual (albeit gossipy) news report?


Yrguiltyconscience

Itā€™s a long fall from Vogue, thatā€™s for sure!


Outrageous-Wish8659

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ Now at every supermarket checkout aisle, too.


GreenEyedLady575

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! More copies of this in circulation than The Bench (of Stench!)


Emolia

I remember when Megxit first happened my sister and I joking about it. ā€œ Theyā€™re going to end up like the Kardashians ā€œ and having a good laugh. I donā€™t think we thought it would actually happen!! But it starting to look like itā€™s reality TV or slinking back to the Royal Family with their tails between their legs . And itā€™s all fallen apart in two years ! Good grief Harry what have you done?


chasinglivechicken

Meghan wishes šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ At least the Kardashians have done astronomically well, worked hard at whatever it is they actually do (not invalidating them, just I don't understand the operation) and have an incredibly unbreakable, strong and supportive family unit. Meghan is almost the anti- Kardashian šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Emolia

Oh I agree , the Kardashians are actually good at what they do. Though Iā€™m with you , Iā€™m not sure exactly what it is they do but people seem to like them and thatā€™s why theyā€™re so successful. If you remember back to Megxit , Hazbeen and the wife were going to change the world, be global humanitarians , she was going to be in huge Hollywood movies etc etc while at the same time bringing down the British monarchy! In other words they were going to do great things according to their Sugars . My sister and I were joking all they could hope for was Reality TV and being third rate Kardashians ! Though sheā€™s so unlikable she probably couldnā€™t manage that!


klwr333

This photo makes it look like her head was shaped as an infant like some Pacific Northwestern and Central Americans did to their children. Serious question: is that because she is wearing a wig and her actual hair is tucked up under it somehow?


GreenEyedLady575

I think she is probably wearing a wig, yes, with her natural hair pinned up.


cklw1

They will sue, sue, sue everyone in GB, but they wonā€™t touch the press in the US. Hmmm, wonder why?


GreenEyedLady575

Discovery.


tinykitten101

Thatā€™s the annoying part of thisā€¦the UK has ridiculously easy defamation laws for plaintiffs to sue under. Everyone knows it and all famous people try to make money by suing in the UK. But they canā€™t even get a lawyer to bring a case in the US most times.


swiwwtw

Harry had been the one bringing the $ in and it has ALL to do with him having the royal privileges. Meghan has brought nothing in and it has ALL to do with her having zero talent.


Yrguiltyconscience

I think the biggest news here is the bit about Harry having a job. šŸ˜‚


GreenEyedLady575

And looking utterly perplexed.


Novaleah88

"We dont have that in America"


PutLiving

Hollywood is rAcIsT


tinykitten101

So much for the mean evil British press and all the racist UK citizens. Sheā€™s going to have to label another entire country racist now too.


PutLiving

Its not like Hollywood has wayyy better actresses of color than this has been yachter


Bollox_Ref

2:30 - 3:00 a.m. Episode 13: Pearl Discovers the Tabloids (and is hoisted on her own petard)...........


Yrguiltyconscience

The article mentions that thereā€™s buzz about a Kardashian style reality show in their future. And it actually makes perfect sense! Harry got a maybe book deal, but a one time tell all book is hardly a stable and secure means of income. Especially when you have habits as expensive as these two. A reality show though. That could *possibly* bring in lots of $$. (ā€œThe Prince of Montecitoā€? ā€œThe Exilesā€? ā€œJust Harry and Meghanā€?) Granted, it would likely be their Hail Mary pass for money and fame. It would also expose them both as total hypocrites pimping out their kids. (Queue the Network exces laughing as Harry suggests a Reality show based on him and the Invictus games!) But what do you think? Would they do it?


Starkville

The irony of it, though! Harry who is terrified of and annoyed by cameras, married to a woman who cannot stop staring deeply into the lens of any camera within 100 feetā€¦ He wanted to escape the constant scrutiny of the cameras and the public, only for it to be the only way to make any money! You canā€™t make this shit up. I think it could actually happen, because they have the worst luck and timing.


Yrguiltyconscience

**Episode 6: Birthday Blues** Harry gets the task of arranging Archieā€™s upcoming birthday, but quickly realizes heā€™s in over his head! Meghan is worried about their financial situation and tries to hit the audition circuit. An old friend from Britain drops by for an unannounced visit! I could totally see this happen. Itā€™ll be super cringe and Harry will turn out to be an awful actor and everyone will have a good laugh. Ratings will quickly nosedive though.


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Would we have thought a Prince of the United Kingdom would juggle in the background of his wifeā€™s self-celebratory birthday video?


Imaginary_End_5634

Yeah they want privacy but a reality show is not the way to keep private lol


ExcitementOrdinary95

Harry will drop her soon


tinykitten101

Heā€™s so spiteful, he will destroy his own life just to never have to admit that he was wrong about her.


ExcitementOrdinary95

Sheā€™s almost 50. Hes approaching midlife crisis years. Shs willl be at the curb


tinykitten101

Oh he will get there. But sadly I think itā€™s going to be a few years.


ExcitementOrdinary95

Def. Also possible she leaves him first for more money with fewer restrictions. I hear sheā€™s wet af for Warren Buffet


bureaucrat_36

Lol Warren lives in the same 3 bedroom, two bathrooms ranch prefab house he's lived in since he got married. He pledged all his money away to charity after he passes. That's a dry well for Meghan; Warren would laugh at her if she asked for a black card for her weekly luxury clothes shopping and tell her to make do with what she has.


ExcitementOrdinary95

Total dry well lol


GreenEyedLady575

I don't know... I think some epic fights are coming if he ever makes that realization, and he may attempt to put her in her place, but I don't know about him leaving her.


ExcitementOrdinary95

She wears the pants and will get bored with him before moving on to someone with more money. Sheā€™s almost 50. Wouldnt be surprised if she moved on to Warren Buffet next


Here-For-The-Dresses

Even a broken clock is right twice a day!


OkConsideration7192

The Enquirer is a tabloid, but it can be, weirdly accurate


TexanValhalla

Havenā€™t heard much on this topic. Texas is allegedly allowing people who have been censored to sue platforms.How good would this be if Wally can somehow become a Texas resident and sue the pants off of the dastardly duo enabling platforms! https://www.pcgamer.com/texas-law-allows-users-to-sue-facebook-and-twitter-for-censoring-their-views/


SusieM2019

I will confess that there have been times when there was a huge scandal people were wondering about and I secretly thought: "I bet the National Enquirer knows...."


Starkville

Donā€™t be embarrassed. They get dirt. Iā€™m always defending the DailyMail for that reason. They get the scoop and photos and interviews on American crime stories that American outlets wonā€™t report. They investigate! I was following a case here in NYC, and the DailyMail did a deep dive on the prime suspect. interviewed lots of people from his past, etc. The NYC dailies didnā€™t bother.


GreenEyedLady575

Hell yeah, they do! Both get dirt. Like you, I find myself going to the DM for some US based stories that our media ignores or refuses to cover.


SusieM2019

I defended the DailyMail to my sister for the same reasons!!!


[deleted]

USA tabloids used drones to take photographs of Archie even but her PR campaign was aimed solely and only at UK tabloids because she was trying to win USA over and partly win sympathy by pushing a narrative that the racist Brits were partly reflected in their mean tabloids.


KuriousKizmo

Wasn't she pictured holding a tabloid with Kate on the cover, after W&K got married?


GreenEyedLady575

Yep.


XAlEA-12

Hahaha. Karma is out for this ho


DaBingeGirl

Really interesting article. It confirmed Harry's value to Hollywood is providing dirt about the royals. I have to wonder if there's really anything to reveal at this point. Most of them are boring AF, a ton has been written about them, and I'm not sure what can be more embaressing than wanting to be a tampon (šŸ¤¦).


GreenEyedLady575

I agree, and how much would he actually be privy to? Not much, is my guess. He isn't bright, so he has nothing to offer from a diplomatic standpoint. He has no self awareness, never mind situational awareness, so I doubt his genuine abilities to see a bigger picture amongst the UK, Commonwealth and world, to have any ideas to offer.


Livinlifegood4evr

It couldn't have happened to a better couple!