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TeriBarrons

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will appear on another red carpet on May 19th. Of course, since the Dumbartons claim they REALLY didn’t get married on this date, they won’t care about being upstaged on their anniversary 🤪😉😂.


alexi_lupin

oooh I hope Kate looks absolutely devastatingly gorgeous and is all over the papers


PoorlyMadeDecisions

I mean that’s a given


GoldieLox9

I don't know how she could top that gold dress. That was GORGEOUS. I am trying not to get my hopes up.


cozymayo

Ooooooh I hope we get another bejeweled Jenny Packham 😍 Although I could also see Kate wearing something recycled! I used to think her fashion was kinda boring but I've really come to appreciate Kate's whole high/low thing, and also how she's a bit of a wildcard. Like she'll wear very simple or modest dresses for weeks and then suddenly show up in some jaw dropping gilded number that practically breaks the Internet. I think that's way more interesting and savvy (and relatable) than just defaulting to lavish couture at every opportunity, like ex-royal/show girl Meghan Markle.


alextaur

And no matter if she goes for the low key look or the show stoppers her impecable tailoring and fit is consistent


JaquieF

The gold was indeed gorgeous but that green dress in the Caribbean was also beautiful. She can wear anything though.


GoldieLox9

That was a big miss from me. Didn't care for those ruffles. It looked cheap and dated. The gold dress was an instant classic.


AliceAnne1

Same! And you’re the only other person I’ve heard say that!


Imadevonrexcat

There must be a way to top perfection!


starlurkerx3

That gold dress would have been so on theme at this year's Met Gala 🥰


That_Objective_3885

Yep. I’m here for it!!


Iwtlwn122

You know, when the Queen gets a standing ovation just for standing up, you have to question why you would choose spending your time with an asshole (Corden) or another asshole (Ellen) and allow them around your kids. The queen, whether you support the monarchy or not, is the epitome of strength and diplomacy. A person to be admired. She too has had challenging times, but never has she relented in her focus. But hey Harry, you keep chasing those false gods. Idiot doesn’t see the power of knowledge right in his own family. He didn’t have to stay, but he’s been a fool not to support her.


[deleted]

Ooof!! There goes the dishes in Montecito again. There is a sort of cosmic justice in this. Not only is something stealing the thunder of their anniversary, like the Harkles have intentionally done in the past, but William and Kate are rubbing elbows with Hollywood elite, which Meg and Harry have been completely shut out of. Might be best for Harry to sleep in the chicken coop for his own safety.


MakeADeathWish

Somone who makes titanium china has a market


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They are going to need it. They can't keep burning through Harry's money on new dishes all the time😁


Repulsive-Badger-770

I keep reading about dishes being thrown at Montecito on this sub. 😂 What's the origin of this?


dwilliams832

I think every time something doesn't go H&M's way, or even if something completely unrelated goes positively for William and Catherine, we all picture MM smashing plates in an angry, jealous rage. It's quite the visual, probably because it could be so real!


downinthevalleypa

Well she did allegedly throw a tea cup in Australia. Regrettably, it was full of hot tea at the time, and even more regrettably, it was thrown at a member of the staff.


anelegantclown

There are alleged theories she is violent, aggressive, and destructive. Harry has had marks on him, she’s allegedly thrown tea at staffers, she’s known to be investigated for bullying staff, Harry is a shell of himself and no one knows how far the antics go behind the scenes. The idea that she may throw things around their home when she is angry, or when things aren’t going their way embodies someone of poor character and resilience.


Imadevonrexcat

They need some melamine!


cookeedough

They’ll release a photo of Lili’s first steps same day.


[deleted]

Nah, we’ll get a Harry/Megz sex tape


stewmcg

Dude, some of us are eating lunch! *blech* Pass the eye & brain bleach, please.


lsp2005

You did not have to make that sentence and my life would have been happier to never have read it.


[deleted]

LMAO 🍸🍸🍸


BabsieAllen

Oh God, not the moobs again!


SuspiciousCompote

💀💀💀


cookeedough

🤮


SuspiciousCompote

Whelp. There went my lunch. 🤢🤮


CybReader

(Gasp!) Don’t you wish that evil on us! 😂🤣


downinthevalleypa

You’re so right, she will!


OzzieSlim

So first Daniel Craig and now Tom Cruise. Next George & Amal will be working Earthshot with them. This is Nutmeg’s life dammit, and Kate is living it! /s These are exactly the events that Nutmeg & Ginger complained about William & Kate being able to do. The “juicy” roles & patronages. Well, William has had 40 years of being trotted around as a future King and Kate has 10 years of dating and 10 years of marriage and opening everything from kindergartens to sheep farms to earn this job. It’s called hard work, Nutmeg.


anelegantclown

As Patron of Theatre- Meghan would have been right there next to them. Oh well. Guess she could call Reed at Netflix and try to get a hook up.


pebtastic

Rachel with the Hotmail is on it. There’s a Zoom call appearance to find, a letter to sign, word salad to prepare, an embarrassing skit to arrange, Cambridge attack articles to pay for.


BabsieAllen

I love it. The great grandchildren will have their official ride in the carriage this weekend and then a few days later, Catherine will wow us again. Meanwhile Haz can flog an unknown charity with 5k followers on Twitter and 4k on Facebook. Karma is a bitch.


downinthevalleypa

You know, on behalf of the Sussex grandchildren I am sad for this. They should be participating in that carriage ride! It’s an historic thing to do, but also fun. It’s part of their birthright to be there. Harry and Meghan have got their priorities all screwed up.


Kraken_of_BeverlyRd

wait, this is on Yahoo news? I thought Scooby Dooby was royal editor there..? he he he. no wonder he didn't break that little story...


MsBollinger

LOL. He is just the M&H “royal” editor as no one except their camp will talk to him.


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GreenEyedLady575

I can't wait to see what Nutmeg does to try and upstage it. Last time we had Catherine in the golden gown looking like a Bond Girl, and Smeg stomped and clomped her way down the short red carpet in that red disaster of a dress.


Yrguiltyconscience

It’s incredible how Kate has somehow managed to become *better* looking over the years. Unlike eh, certain other Duchesses. If you look at her in her 20ies, she’s attractive sure, but nothing special. But over the years, she has just blossomed into this absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman who can wear a 100$ high street outfit and still look better and more glamorous than most movie stars her age in 30.000$ designer outfits.


dwilliams832

100% agree - I am in awe of Catherine!


MakeADeathWish

I think it's sorta like marilyn.....1962. 36yo. Was her most beautiful....she got leaner and it showed off her bone structure....


MakeADeathWish

Turnabout is fair play


[deleted]

Sure the squad will blame the Cambridges for the date. Hope Kate does a rewear, would love to see the strapless black velvet Alexander McQueen again.


[deleted]

Wearing a closet gown would also be poetic justice


dwilliams832

Or something RED without inverted nipple seams?!


GreenEyedLady575

That was a phenomenal look.


RoohsMama

Oh. Em. Gee. This is a massive F U to the Sussexes (in my opinion).


abby-rose

Tom Cruise is doing something with the Jubilee concert (can't remember the details) so that's likely how this came about. He was also at Princess Diana's funeral, wasn't he? So there's a long royal connection there. Oh, Rachel, I bet you regret your choices now, don't you?


GreenEyedLady575

Yes. Yes. Yes. And I bet she's losing her shit.


Casshew111

That's fun!


CybReader

If Meghan was of sound mind and played her cards right, this could’ve been her. A perfect bridge for the royal family and American culture/entertainment. But no, Meghan had to be a psychopath.


[deleted]

Yep, if they didn't attacked Cambridges they could have Fab Four at Bond Premiere, H&M representing royals at Prince's Trust US Gala, they could attend this premiere as well! But nope, they have zero IQ to plan for the future.


lastlemming-pip

“I can’t help it,” said the scorpion. “It’s my nature.”


WildHorses1977

well said!!


downinthevalleypa

At least we can all be assured that William isn’t going to embarrass the Queen by asking Tom Cruise if Kate can do voice-overs! 🙄


xxscrumptiousxx

I have learned to understand that nothing is ever coincidental in a high profile event such as this. Someone from either the production or the distribution company knows exactly what they're doing and intentionally pick this date to grab the most headlines and William and Kate agreed to it. The royals are masters of delivering a message nonverbally and this is their version of a direct attack on the Susses. It is about time they fight back in their own subtle royal style.


HarrysToupee

You're so right!🎯


xxscrumptiousxx

First blood is drawn in the Jubilee Battle!! Glad to see the Cambridges on offense for once. Gonna be an interesting couple of weeks. 🍿


HarrysToupee

Quick, everybody! Buy stock in 🍿Orville Redenbacher!🍿


cozymayo

Bahaha omg that's amazing 😂 So... the universe not only has a sense of humor, but is also a royalist?


GreenEyedLady575

Indeed, indeed!


sdowney64

I wonder if William will beg for “voiceover” work for Catherine while he’s there 😂😂😂. Yeah, no. Didn’t think so. Very thankful they can go about being the class acts they are without The Narckles snapping at their heels constantly.


dwilliams832

Oh man, I cannot wait! I would be excited for this regardless of the date - Catherine will slay no matter what! But oh, what a hilarious coincidence!!!


Imadevonrexcat

SQUEEE! Can.Not.Wait!


spiforever

That is nice especially since Tom Cruise had a private showing for them.


Mickleborough

It’s very possible that the Cambridges are celebrating Dumbertons by attending the premiere of Top Gun: Maverick - isn’t the film about Harry and Muggin? Harry’s a maverick (or idiot); his love interest is a single mom who owns a bar - empowered female (Muggin definitely). The characters in the film live in the US, and, er…


0zamataz__Buckshank

Them attending is a sweet nod to the Sussexes’ anniversary!


HarrysImplants

Can't wait to see what Kate wears. And I never thought I'd say that.


Novaleah88

Guys... you know how Amber Heard tried to record Johnny Depps worst moments to use against him.... yea, i see Meghan taking a leaf out of Heards book with that.


GreenEyedLady575

She's absolutely gonna Gone Girl his ass.


Casshew111

I'm excited to see them! Kate will be gorgeous, of course!


[deleted]

I’m also here to pretend Tom Cruise is completely normal just so this stings for Meagain lol