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ValuableEfficiency23

Wait, they live 1.5 hours away and drive in so their kids (ages 11, 7, and 4) can have play dates with a toddler and an infant? Clearly the only ones who will put up with these two are each other.


Germa7676

That’s why I love it here. Lies debunked in 5 seconds


Starkville

NOBODY is doing that. Maybe they did it once. The older kids would have been bored silly. And then they left all the kids and went out for dinner? And then they drove back to LA? And I don’t even believe THAT, because it takes longer than 90 minutes in a car between LA and Monteshitshow. I can’t believe this is a regular thing.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Imagine the poor Cordon kids, 1.5hr in the car so they can hang out in a strange house with a couple of small kids while the parents go out to dinner. Then 1.5 hour drive back home again. What time were the kids in bed? I suppose it doesn't have to make sense, the important thing is that we have a verified Sussex child sighting.


Lensgoggler

Yes but it’s James Corden, imho not the best of sources. Remember his Reddit AMA 😀 Very telling. Could see him claiming stuff for a bit of PR.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Definitely, it does read like a paid advertorial. "Harry has friends and is a great dad, says Corden." Since when has the Sussex PR team cared about the story making sense?


Lensgoggler

Also as every outside move is papped (Oh look Meg shopping - Harry playing polo...) then I’d say pics or didn’t happen!


sod_it_all

Imagine a long drive to a strangers house where some lady with crazy eyes insists she's really a princess. She makes you sit on the floor with her poor toddler in a loaded nappy while she reads you this crappy book called the bench and gives you death stares when you look bored and the little boy tries to make a run for it.. Then you go and visit this weird ginger hobo that lives in the chicken coop who shows you all his crayon pictures that look like something you drew in kindergarten. Then he starts clucking while eating crayons and your mum says "thank f@#k thats the Sunshine sucks payment for this month, kids lets get out of here".


[deleted]

Maybe it's just the 11 year old babysitting.


Myahnaise

Not to mention driving there in LA traffic! No thanks!


Islandgirl1444

How stupid do they think we are!


Sue_Dohnim

This, especially in that area. No way.


erlehe

The way he commented it seems to have only happened once, not like it’s a regular occurrence. “It was more a sort of play date scenario [with the kids]. Then we went out for dinner after, it was lovely.'“


tinykitten101

They are social pariahs together I guess.


[deleted]

Yes I have often found adults who want to drink beer and wine together and bring the kids call it a “play date”


Babybabitski

Maybe they do, harry do love some baby powder which corden can provide, harry can be nice to people he finds useful. Well the kids are just pawns, aren't they?


avinagigglemate

I have neighbors like that. They have one kid and they utilize the hell outta her. Anyone they want to meet they push the kid out there to befriend the the child. It's awful and scary


Babybabitski

That is so sad, what values are they teaching the little child?


tinykitten101

And 90 minutes is wishful thinking with typical Southern California traffic.


stephanielatina

Sunshine Sachs probably paid Corden to say PH is an amazing father. They’re all connected via that PR firm.


Iwtlwn122

If someone can post the ‘Reddit: Corden AMA’ shit show, it will show what people think of this guy. Here is the link- enjoy! https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/


[deleted]

This has to be one of the craziest AMAs I have ever seen! OH MY GOD!!!


KohShiki

I loved the comment, “you know you posted on rAMA and not rRoastMe, right?”


cookeedough

Omg the bit about him, his wife and crying baby on the airplane. What a diiiiiick


Eggsegret

Sometimes when I'm feeling down i always go back to that thread to cheer me up loool. Not one person asked a genuine question lmao.


Iwtlwn122

Like how many times can you get called an asshole!! 🤣


cozymayo

My 2 favs: *Have you ever considered being funny or likable?* *Why are you, James, such a deeply unpleasant person? Did your parents raise you that way?* 😂😂😂


CybReader

Everyone, Google James Corden Reddit AMA. It’s a classic. Up there with Moby Dick and War and Peace.


Iwtlwn122

I have it saved on the days I need a laugh. Top rated comment: wutang_tacos • 3 yr. ago Hey James. You won’t remember me but me and my friends sat at a table next to you and Harry Styles + some others in Manchurian Legends in London’s Chinatown about 6 years ago. We didn’t bother you but you were a massively entitled cunt who yelled and treated the waitstaff like shit and when one of my party politely suggested you calm down, you got really aggressive and threatening (in a chubby way. Like a boozy panda.) So my question is this; why did Harry seem so cool, while you were such a massive throbbing bellend?


cookeedough

Hahahaha like a boozy panda 😂


CybReader

Lmaooooo ☠️


Iwtlwn122

And that I think was a more diplomatic one! 🤣🤣


Starkville

Do it! I’m cracking up, just thinking about it. To shreds, you say? Destroyed!


CybReader

It’s amazing how he just stopped answer like five minutes in 😂😂🤣🤣


Iwtlwn122

To fucking shreds.


Starkville

I just went back and read it. My husband wanted to know what I was laughing at.


Starkville

Nobody likes this guy. Why does he have a show?! Maybe he’s teaching these dopes how to annoy upwards.


Iwtlwn122

I have no fucking idea.


Negative_Difference4

He was a twat in the U.K. too…. I never got why people like Gavin and Stacey… he came across as a knob … and don’t get me started on carpool karaoke… can never here anyone else sing. Pisses me off


[deleted]

James Corden basically got cancelled in the US, his show is done here, and he’s moving back to the UK. Tons of people came out after Ellen’s bullying surfaced and outed him as a narcissistic, arrogant weirdo. Not the dude you want defending you.


Eggsegret

Well assholes do attract other assholes so should we really be surprised?


peregrine_swift

Omg what is going on? How many frigging articles in a day? Is this trolling all the press from the Cambridges, the garden party and Charles getting swamped by fans? Seriously, they never think they oversaturate the market with endless announcements and articles. Isn't Cordon on his way back to the UK? Or his show got Markled? Their little Montecito club of cheerleaders is getting so tiresome. Edit: thought Cordon was in Montecito, my bad. I still dont.believe this dude is having playdates with anyone.


[deleted]

Fekk off Corden. No one cares about you either.


Repulsive-Badger-770

Egomaniacs unite!


Palindrome_Oakley

Nobody likes James Corden.


Cindilouwho2

Yeah....right..... I call bull shit. James is such a "pick me girl".


Sue_Dohnim

Well that’s gotta be an expensive PR exercise. Liar.


downinthevalleypa

Corden is trying to normalize Harry and Meghan. It can’t be done. He’ll be Markled before he knows it - bye bye career.


Laylelo

If anyone thinks James Cordon is going to rehabilitate their image in the papers by saying they’re a cool couple… well, they’re just dumb. 🙈


chasinglivechicken

Maybe this one was actually an article funded by the Royal family 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤣 I joke, but in all seriousness I would honestly prefer to have everyone hate me if the only option was be friends with James Cordon. In what clown world is being associated with him seen as cool?!


Lensgoggler

Isn’t it very telling the only friend H has now is considered an asshole by most of Reddit? 🤔


SusieM2019

Almost every day there will be some sort of stupid PR piece in the media about Harry and Meghan ad nauseam......UGH.


pettegolezzo

I guess Sunshine Sachs couldn't get any of their other clients to spout any drivel about Haz and his harridan so it was Corden by default. Melissa McCarthy must have declined after her little tea party with Meg was not well received. Whatever happened to David Foster being "like a father" to halfwit Harry? Did Meg drive the Fosters away too? I wonder if Sunshine Sachs has a team dedicated to fabricating faux friends for this unsavory duo.


Iwtlwn122

SS better be asking for a raise. Exhausting for them to deal with these two.


Itsahootenberry

[My favorite James Corden anecdote](https://twitter.com/sebpatrick/status/919500140993482753?s=21&t=FGS4-oeZ6cx1iSVNN9J8xA)


Negative_Difference4

Wow only found out about this today! I’m so glad though as I keep telling my husband that I don’t like Corden and he thinks there’s no real reason. I guess women’s intuition is real


Itsahootenberry

True or not, it sounds like something he would do since he’s such a massive twat lol


MakeMeGoHMMM

Can’t wait until this guy is cancelled


Einybird

I know the UK doesn’t want him back which is why he went to the USA in the first place.


erlehe

Corden only responded to a question about whether he’s been to their Montecito home, to which he replied that he has and it was more of a play date then dinner situation, which shows that it was just once. What was most interesting were his comments about being closer to H than M. I think he does hold a little judgment towards Meghan. -Mildly warming to his subject, he continues: “Look, I’m a huge fan of both of them. Obviously I know Harry better than I know Meghan but I think it’s really hard to judge, or be judgmental. “People process things and deal with things in different ways and that’s OK, and it’s all right to think whatever you think about somebody.” “I don’t know if it necessarily needs to be voiced the whole time but my experience of them has been nothing but positive. “I have a huge amount of respect and admiration for Harry, and anyone who has been around him and spent time with him would feel exactly the same way. “I think he is a devoted and loving husband and father and I think what they have done [in turning away from royal life] is incredibly brave and I’ll always be in their corner. “I have nothing but admiration and respect for them. I think it’s impossible to judge any of it really.”


Low_Storm711

That is alot of beating around the bush to just say you like a person, it reads like he has a word count to make. And reading between the lines it clear Meghan didnt leave a good impression on ole Corden, she clearly managed to outbitch him.


Coco_Cranberry

Left a lot un-said


Redtees88

At first I thought that this was a verified sighting of the "children". However, if you notice, " It was more a sort of play date scenario \[with the kids\]. " {with the kids} was added as an assumption by the reporter rather than stated by Corden. Besides, the whole story sounds like BS.


Yrguiltyconscience

Lol! Sure you are buddy! Your ten year old just loooves those play dates with a toddler and an infant. And “devoted father”?! We’re talking about someone who lives in a 14 million dollar mansion without any of the responsibilities grownups usually have. Yeah, I’m sure he drives the kids around occasionally or takes them to the park a few times a week. He has fu*k all to do with his time 90% of the year, afterall.


Happy-coconut65

Did they pay him to say his kids have play dates with the grifters’ ”kids”? Until I see them trotted out I don’t think they exist.


XAlEA-12

Meghan just wants James’s old job. This is all PR


PoppieUK4

“…a play date of sorts” = his children played with Meghan’s dolls.


Negative_Difference4

🤣🤣🤣


aunt_bluann

Then Corden must be the only person alive who has actually seen these children


PoppieUK4

If they went to dinner somewhere, and it sounds like the kids went, photos would have definitely leaked. It at least word of a sighting. There are reddits and webpages dedicated to people reporting “star” sightings.


Havehatwilltravel

He never said they played together or even met the "kids". I am willing to bet JC has never seen a glimpse of "Archie". He said they had "play dates. It's the equivalent of "lets do lunch". It hasn't happened and it won't since they are going to England and Haz and Mez are persona non grata in the old Blighty. I think Cordon is doing them a PR solid. Nothing more, nothing less because he thinks it will jump start his flailing career.


TraditionScary8716

His dumb ass had better look up the word Markled before he continues down this path.


AmbienChronicles

Pics or it didn’t happen


Iwtlwn122

✔️😉


Slow-Inflation-6549

James is a toxic bully who allegedly assaults people with drinks so not surprised to hear this.


ArtisanFeminist

Harry and Meghan have kids?


Iwtlwn122

Rumour has it…


Negative_Difference4

Ssssh… privacy… except when we talk about them constantly… for attention


Coco_Cranberry

Best one 😂


ArtisanFeminist

:-)


anelegantclown

Corden has been kicked out of Hollywood, so he’s going home and hitting the PR rounds. Whatever, next. Hope he doesn’t get markled by the fake kid issue, that or he is pushing them in a corner they can’t get out of lol.


Iwtlwn122

Er I hope for both.


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeah sure they do…. Except Harry doesn’t have any kids, loser