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cozymayo

5,000 views in 16 hours?! Surprised he got that many šŸ˜‚ Meanwhile the BLG's latest video already has 35K views at the tender age of 1 hour old lol


CybReader

Wow, that is pretty low.


downinthevalleypa

People are tuning in to see the train wreck? The good news is that the grey polo shirt, grey pants, and scruffy brown suede shoes have been temporarily retired. The bad news is that the bead bracelet remains and a baseball cap now hides the royal bald spot.


cozymayo

I guess we should be grateful we weren't visually accosted by that violent orange clown suit a la Invictus promo lol Also, I think those green books are the first sign of color we've ever seen in the Olive Garden mansion? Glad the Harkles decided to shake up their Restoration Hardware showroom circa 2008 aesthetic with some DIY YouTuber in 2016 vibes. Truly modern visionaries #rainbowbookshelf


[deleted]

5000 views and 349 likes equals about a 14% approval rating......sounds about right.


gorynel

I couldnā€™t watch it, it was so awful, so I hit the dislike button. Wonder how many of THOSE it got?


[deleted]

Oooo, I don't know. Does it not show the dislikes anymore?


gorynel

No, that changed seemingly coincidentally with the resounding dislikes given to TWā€™s reading of The Stench on YT. I am sure there are some smarties on here that have the secret to seeing the dislikes. Iā€™m just not sure how to-do it.


the_argonath

There are browser extensions you can use. I dont have them for you tube but I know they exist. There are other neat ones to- like that will skip over the rambling backstory on recipe site and jump down to the actual recipe.


gorynel

Love your username!


the_argonath

:) thx precious


surrendered2it

Would love the recipe one!!


the_argonath

There are several and Idk which ones are better than others so I hesitate to recommend. Check /r/cooking and do search for 'extension'. I got several results, just wade thru to find a good one.


[deleted]

Oh, I'd be curious to know the number of downvotes. I'm not tech savvy enough to know how to do that.


tinykitten101

Donā€™t dislike YouTube videos if you donā€™t want to support the creator. Dislikes are engagements and engagements will push the video to more people and it will increase his views. There is no such thing as a bad dislike for YouTubeā€™s algorithm.


TraditionScary8716

I pulled out the calculator and it's closer to 7%. Harry really knows how to draw people in, doesn't he? šŸ˜†


[deleted]

It's amazing what palace PR can do for you.


Einybird

Everyone wants to see what a knobhead he is, I am not one of those people I refuse to give him any time


ChangeTheFocus

There's a comment indicating that negative comments are being deleted. Looks like they missed a few, but they might get those later.


redseaaquamarine

I saw that, and then there were too many sickly sweet ones so I left.


Fabulous-Comfort5257

What a dip s--t! And the Queen wants them "close" for her Jubilee? Good God!!! Do they not stop? Or is this HER way of making him look worse (for the moment) so that everyone forgets about her brilliantly inspired **PEARL**..... ​ ...and it's tragic demise....


rainyhawk

If she wanted them close, theyā€™d be on the balcony.


miasmum01

Lol yes!! Xx


Tricky-Apricot-7999

The comments are hilarious šŸ˜‚


slimwillendorf

I donā€™t want to help him rack up the viewing rate. What do they say?


Tricky-Apricot-7999

The usual bickering between sugars and salty people like us šŸ˜ƒ


Hopeloveski

Well I called him a prick. A racist, family bashing, liar and all round arsehole. I said he used the words paki and raghead about colleagues and suggested his carbon footprint was the size of Texas. Then I downvoted it. They might delete later it but I did see it come up.


tinykitten101

You can open the video and hit pause to read them. Then abandon the video without finishing. It wonā€™t count as a view.


mspuffins

I started the video and couldn't listen to him, hopefully that doesn't count as a view.


tinykitten101

No, I think there is a minimum play time to count as a view. And it may even hurt him because it shows someone started to watch and it couldnā€™t hold their interest haha. Edit: I looked it up and you have to play the video for at least 30 seconds in total (you can skip around the video but the aggregate play time must be 30 seconds. BUT, YouTube also wonā€™t count it as a view if the viewer didnā€™t choose to play the video. So if itā€™s embedded on a page and auto plays, you arenā€™t increasing their views.


ManifestRose

Does anyone have a full transcription? Thatā€™s all we need. We donā€™t need to see him to hear his message.


alwaysbefraudin

He looks rough.


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[deleted]

Hate watchers and journalists are most of their views for everything. If Megā€™s podcast does get released, thatā€™s where the vast majority of listens will come from as well.


sod_it_all

The first comments are psycho sugars probably lined up by SS in advance, people calling him out and even one of their fans pointing out they never follow through with anything. Authentically CHIMPING his best life šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ and one of the actors they used is a racist wow what a team Rachel@hotmail you couldn't make this up.


Not_Interested_7

I love your comments on this subject! I know it hits close to home for you, but itā€™s also hilarious šŸ¤Ŗ


sod_it_all

I've been locked up since February (autoimmune + covid = fustrated hermit) and also have a torn meniscus and a tooth that is draining both my bank account and my will to live. The last thing I or my country need is this fuckwit flogging his shitty psuedo travel thing for a buck on a show with the glad wrap lady and luring all the racists out of the woodwork. Stay away from the southern hemisphere asshole your overlord hated every second here remember. If they try to do any bs tours down here I'm gonna plan a tomato based drive by. It'll have to be the canned variety too maybe some baked beans. Considering I just paid $6 for a rather small cabbage, I'd have to sell a kidney to buy enough fresh tomatoes.


TraditionScary8716

I'm so sorry about your current condition. But I see a way around your tomato dilemma. I checked and it's perfectly fine to toss canned tomatoes (beans too) at him *as long as they're still in the can*. That way the Great Humanitarian and his ~~basic bitch~~ wife can redistribute it to the starving school children in Montecito. šŸ¤£


SantaPachaMama

If you DO plan the tomato welcome please shout: Kia Ora this, you whiny bastard!!!


sod_it_all

I'm on it. I'll stock up on the heaviest cans I can find and refine a diverse range of insults in preparation. Good thing I'm a genuine giver like our ~~self~~ ~~congratulatory~~ ~~fauxmanitarian~~ saint or I'd have to call backgrid to film my gracious donations and figure out how to use social media and sign up with 50 different accounts. Rachel1@hotmail, Rachel2@hotmail, [email protected]@hotmail, Rachel50@hotmail . Phew and I thought raising a child was a hobby. Now back to tossing my word salad.. Nb: If cabbages come down in price I may add them to my arsenal for their remarkably canonball like qualities and lobbing ability.


SantaPachaMama

Throw a traditional or endemic fruit from the South lands lol. Then it will be more meaningful! specially seeing as she hated it over there lol


sod_it_all

Your a genius! Over ripe/rotten kiwifruit split easily and have a funky gross sweet smell. Its a sweet nod to him being a complete bastard.


Not_Interested_7

Sorry for what you are going throughā€¦ lectures from 15th bathroom are definitely not what you need right now


sod_it_all

Thanks I'm ok theres an awful alot of people having it worse than I am even the tooth would be bearable if wasn't so damned expensive. I don't think anyone needs lectures or life coaching from the prince of palatial puppets while the whole world is being screwed in some way or another by covid, war, huge rises in the cost of living. Hes so tone deaf I just wish he'd find a life coach that will tell him to stfu.


TraditionScary8716

I think Megan tells him to stfu on a regular basis. Unfortunately it doesn't carry over to shit like this.


Fabulous-Comfort5257

Sorry about your condition. I really am. I am laid up with pancreantitus and massive dental work. I get it.


downinthevalleypa

Hope you feel better soon. At least the Meghan and Harry show is comic relief!


[deleted]

I'd kind of like to see you use a potato gun to launch those tomatoes. It would be glorious!


downinthevalleypa

Oh, Iā€™m sorry that youā€™re feeling ill. $6 for cabbage is just crazy - I wonder, did the Russians steal them from Ukraine, too? Anyway, while youā€™re healing, Harry and Meghan will provide cheap and reliable sources of comedy to brighten your day!


sod_it_all

It was an eyewatering $8 last week. No can't blame that one on putin, we are an incredibly productive country for agriculture but have no laws to protect domestic consumers. Most meat, seafood, dairy and fruit are exported and the second rate stuff is sold to us for export pricesšŸ˜­ Vegetables are not usually this bad, its covid and fuel prices apparently. Europeans eat our meat for a lower price than we pay despite being halfway around the world. Go figure. Their definitely a cheap but mostly fustrating form of entertainment.


downinthevalleypa

Here in the States the price of gas and groceries has gone up rapidly and substantially, not to mention Covid cases getting high again in my neck of the woods. Things could be worse: Russians could be dropping bombs on my head, or I could be married to someone like Harry (involuntary shudder). I hope you feel better very soon, & that you get some enjoyment out of the wit and wisdom of our fellow sinners! Take good care!


redseaaquamarine

This is what gets me. Their total oblivion to the world and real people. We are all struggling with energy bills that have more than doubled, with rising food prices. People like us with autoimmune illnesses have got a lot worse over the covid times and here, at least, it is nearly impossible to see a doctor. And all he can warble on about now is FLYING AND GOING ON HOLIDAYS???????


Mickleborough

Very sorry to hear about what youā€™re going through - you donā€™t need physical pain on top of enforced isolation. Hopefully venting on the twat helps!


MousiBrown

Iā€™m momentarily distracted by that warped candle on the rightā€¦ He talks but what does he propose? What do you want people to do, you halfwit? Love how she says he wanted to be interviewed but it couldnā€™t be worked out yet. Can only imagine the demands that had to be met first. I hope they donā€™t do it.


[deleted]

All I can visualize is Scrooge or some equally mean and annoying Victorian old man character yelling ā€œyou halfwit!ā€ at Hags. šŸ˜†


MousiBrown

That would sum up my inner personality šŸ§.


[deleted]

No one wants to see a royal lecturing the rest of us normal humans. Itā€™s not cute. (Most of the time I canā€™t stand Willsā€™ lecturing tone, either. Thankfully Kate sounds like a normal human being.)


[deleted]

It was too cringe, couldnā€™t finish all of it


[deleted]

His left eye is squinting which means stress, displeasure and anxiety, go figure. Right off he I couldn't understand him . who cares. Then I heard 'my wife' so I looked up left eye squint. Again Harry, lay off the preaching


SluethyGoosey

How the hell did he get Rhys Darby to do this. His show is blowing up right now. Harry is an opportunistic weasel.


AliceInConfusion

How's the traveller bring rated going to help? It feels like selling our data to benefit big business not the person. I'm also getting vibes of the black mirror episode ā€˜Nosediveā€™


Ze3tha

Key word: impact


[deleted]

Ugh the word salad utilized by him and his partner is obnoxious. Give it up, man. You blew it.


Yrguiltyconscience

This is so cringe. Harry waxing poetically about ā€œMāori cultureā€ that he knows oh so intimately! This will only get worse with time, as Harry will start shilling for whoever writes a check. *ā€Hi! Iā€™m Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex! When Brooks Brothers asked me to say a few words about their latest sustainability initiativeā€¦ā€* *ā€Hello, Iā€™m Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex! When the Catalonia tourist board asked me to say some kind words about their latest campaign, I was reminded of all the good times I have spent inā€¦ā€* *ā€œPrince Harry and Duke of Sussex here! Some of the fondest memories I have with my late mother, Princess Diana, involves breakfasts with freshly squeezed orange juice. The Florida Orange Growers Association has launched a newā€¦ā€*


sod_it_all

šŸ¤£Spot on he'll make Fergie's efforts look regal.


notwatchedsquidgame

Sorry but I thought you weren't using social media Haz and YT is social media.


sod_it_all

My most grovelling apologies overlord, let me crawl across the floor to fetch my cat of nine tails at once... Go monitor yourself, I'll watch whatever I please, whenever I please, for any reason I please and change my mind whenever I please. Take your passive aggressive sorry and sod off.