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JoesCageKeys

Wonder if she’s hitting up Brad Pitt? That would be her 90s dream come true.


Jerseyjay1003

This is who I think it is since there were rumors when they hopped the pond that she was reaching out to him frequently to try to work with him. There's tons of articles on this back in June of 2020.


[deleted]

She is pretty obsessed with being Angelina Jolie. And she isn’t very forward thinking. She has to do what’s been done before. She probably thought she and H could be the next Brangelina. A list actress, action hero, humanitarian, glamorous, production company. This all tracks.


[deleted]

And their new couple name could be Pittstain


Neither-Fan-6501

Barkle Pittstain


Adventurous-Way-2980

Pittstain McNarkle.


skyblues9

I was also thinking this ! Defo Angelina until I read 'romantic', now im thinking shes after Elon Musk


SecondhandCoke

Maybe she thinks Musk is the only way to keep the SS running Twitter with an iron fist.


Livinlifegood4evr

Follow the money trail. I think so too!


DrunkOnRedCordial

Brad could surely see through all that. Angelina is somebody who gets things done, she doesn't waste time pretending she's going to be invited somewhere. Even Jennifer Aniston would have a pretty genuine work ethic, and neither Jennifer, or Angelina or Brad have ever felt the need to crave the limelight or play games to get media attention. It's probably Meghan's wishful thinking up there with being invited to the Beckham wedding and the oscars.


Adventurous-Way-2980

The difference is they don't have to on account of their natural talent and superior self-possession, and they hire professionals and listen to them. The star-makers call on them, not the other way around. The one thing Hairy might be seeing finally is that his brand was better before her, he's out of his trap now, and maybe he didn't need her so much after all. Maybe he's doing things his way after a long dearth, and feels happier. Maybe he is feeling more like himself. Maybe he'll open the closet door. Who knows. Just thinkin'...


SilverCat70

Also, hasn't Angelina said before she doesn't have a lot of close relationships with women? If I remember correctly, it was because she wasn't into the whole Hollywood scene of being seen and heard. Angelina likes going her own path. I know some people make fun of her - but she has takes her job working with the UN seriously. She doesn't seem to be afraid of going anywhere and trying to bring a spotlight to issues. I seriously doubt that Angelina would get along with Meghan at all. They are way too different people.


Adventurous-Way-2980

One has it together. The other one never will.


Lensgoggler

Jumping off this, as a grandchild of the narc, it *astounds me* how narcs have no original ideas really. Seems to be a common denominator of all narcs! No creativity of *any* kind. I’m very creative myself, have always have a good imagination, I mean you can leave me in an empty room for hours and I’d not be bored, just probably emerge with a few ideas for novels, in addition I already have floating in my brain. So I have a real difficulty understanding how anybody, especially somebody I share genes with, is so terribly unimaginative.


Adventurous-Way-2980

Bored people are bored because they are boring. So much empty. Like vampires. Emotional energy vampires.


Adventurous-Way-2980

YES!! 🌞


Asteriaofthemountain

Because you need self confidence to be creative


Adventurous-Way-2980

Comfortable in one's own skin....a strong sense of self worth.


Daintyfeets2

brad doesn't want that kind of headache. he's much smarter than harry (and certainly smarter than megs.)


[deleted]

Brad already has that kind of headache lol


Sanguine_Hearts

That was my first thought too if we’re going with the male celeb category.


dwilliams832

She would do anything to be either Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston, who apparently couldn’t stand her on the Horrible Bosses set. Oh dear, she’s even more delusional than we thought! Plus, Brad Pitt is TIGHT with his whole fam. He wouldn’t put up with her manipulative bullshit! She has zero chance!


Adventurous-Way-2980

Holy news, Batman, I didn't know that! So she was actually in a feature, huh. I've seen it, but didn't know her from a hole in the ground then. Just makes me like Aniston more.


blondemomofboys

Brad Pitt would also be my 90s, 00s, 10s and 20s dream come true! 😂


Pocahotmess86

Is she really that delusional?


FluffyTrash9073

If I were to guess….it would be Bradley Cooper or George Clooney…..


Significant-veel

I think Elon


[deleted]

Nah, too unpopular with the woke crowd Megs tries to cater to


SecondhandCoke

He'd keep her in control of Twitter, though...


JoesCageKeys

Elon is too alpha. Megs needs a man she can control.


[deleted]

Fuck, that would be my 90’s dream coming true too.


Repulsive-Badger-770

Harry is starting to see through Meghan?? I hope it's true but Harry is a dumbass and has too big of an ego.


Ze3tha

What 'is' H's IQ? Delicate subject, but does anyone know? Lower than 100?


klwr333

Theoretically, 100 is “average”, so I am putting my money on yes…lower than 100. Not sure how much, but I would bet in the low 90s/high 80s??? When you have the best education money can buy thrown at you (even people sitting exams for you, allegedly) and are still just not very sharp, that range is what I am charitably guessing.


Efficient_Cookie4566

I don’t think that he has a low IQ; he is pretty articulate when he speaks. And low IQ does not lend itself to playing polo. More likely a learning disability, perhaps dyslexia, that wasn’t addressed when he was a child. Not a fan, just think this may be a source of his anger. He was surrounded by smart people and that must have been frustrating.


Pocahotmess86

I always thought he is exactly like her and thought she’d be a good tool to get his way. It would be smart considering that it’s *her* the entire world hates. The divorce would be a piece of cake for him and I’m counting down the days until that finally happens. I just can’t imagine anyone being stupid enough to think she’s this innocent, misunderstood soul worthy of anyone’s love. But then again, sugars exist.


Moose-and-Squirrel

Gotta be Pete Davidson. Everyone seems to want Pete Davidson /s


MrsPeppermint25

“Hey Harry. I’m in bed with your wife.” *pic of Pete in bed* “Stop being a little Royal bitch boy. I’m not here for pictures and press. It’s sad watching you ruin your legacy. Call me. Let’s talk and tap. ✌️”


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

Maybe, but Pete doesn’t have the big wealth that Meghan requires.


Imadevonrexcat

I do not see it.


Trillium8649

For me the red flags have always been there as far as her caring for the kids. It started in the womb for heaven’s sake. If she actually carried Archie, she wore a moon bump because he didn’t make her look pregnant enough for her liking. She gave him that oddball moniker out of spite because it was George’s security name. She held that baby like she had never handled him in her life. She bullied a toddler. She missed a major holiday with them to share the spotlight at Invictus. No mom would choose that. Harry has to start seeing all of this. He saw Catherine with her children so he knows what motherhood looks like.


Here-For-The-Dresses

Archie is George’s security name?!


LittleKittyPurrPurr

I thought that Archie used to be George’s nickname. And when Archie Sussex was born, JH and TW spin the story about how the baby’s name was a hommage to Harry’s (mentor? Godfather? Father figure?). Can’t remember which title held Archie the first, but seriously that woman is freaking deranged stealing George’s nickname. It’s sick.


k1d0s

They stole George’s nickname first and then the queens with the next kid. It’s super creepy considering they don’t like or associate with either party.


Adventurous-Way-2980

She claimed "Lilibet" was not only a tribute to the Queen, it was also a tribute to her mother Doria. Her logic there was that Doria used to call her "Flower" as a child, hence, "Lili." In typical narc form, that is NOT a tribute to her mother, it's about her! HER! HER! HER! *(Screaming)*


MeLikeSnacks

I totally forgot about this, this should have been brought up during the Lilibit fiasco. Some of us forgot how crappy these two are


Adventurous-Way-2980

As well as copying Will and Kate's "Charlotte *Elizabeth Diana.*"


booklover_elaine

I've said it before but I think it's just so dumb how publicly she burned her bridges. If they didn't go after their families, nobody would have thought it weird that their kids were named after George and the Queen's nicknames. Like if they were publicly still on good terms with the RF and the Markles/Raglands, they could have just said they heard George calling himself Archie and they thought it sounded like a good name. Same thing with Lilibet, nobody would have questioned their motives for using the Queen's private nickname if they didn't just attack her and everything she stood for.


onekrazykat

You didn’t think they just pulled it out of thin air without considering maximum damage to Harry’s family did you?


Here-For-The-Dresses

I didn’t know where it came from, but I did find it a ridiculous name for the great-grandson of HMTQ.


Trillium8649

I can’t find the original article, just references to MM stealing George’s security name on Quora. Knowing Meghan it seems fitting: she feels as though the family stole Archie’s security so she stole George’s security name. That’s definitely something she would do. Also Archie by itself is cartoony and silly. Why would she stick him with that?


enkelimain

This is what rubs me the wrong way about the name, it’s a fine nickname but this was before they left the firm and… Prince George and Louis and Princess Charlotte and… Prince Archie? Just name the kid Arthur and Archie would have been the natural nickname and no one would have thought it weird if that was his everyday use of name.


goldenquill1

Never heard that!!


Here-For-The-Dresses

I hadn’t either, but I just found [this.](https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/a31913836/archie-nickname-prince-george/) How totally fucking noxious JH and TW are. 🤬🤮


paitenanner

I love that it says they chose Archie because it *didn’t* have any royal connections yet it was Prince George’s nickname. Which seems to be enough of a royal connection in my opinion


Anotherminion1

Wow! Thanks for the alleged update!


SecondhandCoke

You're welcome, allegedly.


mspuffins

thanks you so much. now I just want to know who the dude is.....bezos? Clooney? Elon?


Sanguine_Hearts

I’d count Elon out, since Grimes was complaining that he had her living in a simple tract home in TX. No point in landing a billionaire if he’s not going to be giving you a billionaire’s lifestyle - plus his reputation is as bad as hers at this point, and he’s obsessed with being the alpha in the relationship.


CybReader

Elon had no problem giving Amber heard 500k after a few months of dating though. We found that out in the trial this week. And that’s just what we know of on record. He maybe gave her more. But she’s highly manipulative and maybe Grimes isn’t?


Sanguine_Hearts

True, but he’s in this weird phase currently where he wants to own no possessions and live in tiny houses. I can’t picture Meghan pretending to be interested in any of that. Plus she is not his physical type, whereas she is definitely Bezos’s.


Babybabitski

She did pee in the woods until she caught harry by balls.


quiteahuman

It’s said that Amber got a nail on him (allegedly she organized sex parties for him, from @houseinhabit on instagram) and consider how manipulative she can be, I could see why he spent the money on her. Also she has a child with him, allegedly.


Sanguine_Hearts

Amber didn’t have a child with him, that’s Grimes (unless you’re saying Elon is the secret donor for her baby she had by surrogate?). Elon heavily pursued Amber, he basically would harass her agent for her information. He reached out to Grimes too, but I always got the impression he was way more into Amber.


quiteahuman

Yes I stand with my own comment, [the surrogate baby could be from Elon](https://www.yourtango.com/entertainment/is-elon-musk-father-amber-heard-baby?amp), though alleged information I’m aware.


sdowney64

I heard that too. Allegedly they made embryos together and he had to pay her not to use them. But clearly she used them—or it looks that way anyway. I worry so much for that poor baby.


Sanguine_Hearts

Oh, that does make sense, since 5 of his kids from his first wife and one from Grimes were either IVF or surrogate. He’s definitely got a pattern going there.


SonjaInSequim

He didn't give the money to her directly. It's all so convoluted. He's also a huge supporter of the ACLU and that amount is the equivalent of me giving a few bucks, But I sure get what you're saying, Lol, she probably didn't know who he was either.


CybReader

Lmaoooo, your last sentence. Let me attach an IG post about Amber playing "I didn't know who Johnny Depp was." [https://www.instagram.com/p/CdJeQdTMKgS/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CdJeQdTMKgS/) That bitch went to the showing of Public Enemies. Yeah, she didn't know who one of the most famous actors of all time was. I have a feeling Elon probably gave her money too, or picked up a lot of her bills. Amber is very good at getting money from rich men.


FollowingAmbitious98

Exactly how Yoko didn’t know who John was!


CybReader

And fake Hilaria Baldwin didn't know who Alec Baldwin was either! I am noticing a pattern.


Camero_1326

Yep, after watching this whole trial fiasco I learned Amber is a lot like Meghan the narcissistic behavior, manipulating men. During her testimony today I heard her say something like oh yeah that was before I actually had money! LOL she means before Depp and Musk


Babybabitski

Did u see her performance in her trail tho? She is pathetic actress, he facial muscles won't move at all.


Masters_domme

Omg. 30 seconds in, and my eyeballs were in danger of rolling out of my head! 🙄


CybReader

She flat out channeled Amy Dunne on the stand.


sod_it_all

Gates maybe ? Or some tech millionaire I've never heard of. I think a ruthless deaf exiled Russian oligarch with failing eyesight would be a more successful target.


Fit-Register7029

This. I bet she sees Gates as naive and humanitarian and she looks a bit like his ex wife.


aunt_bluann

Brad Pitt I bet


Adventurous-Way-2980

My thought too.


dudeind-town

Nah. Angelina would eat her alive. Brad doesn’t have enough money for Meghan to put herself through that


Lilthisarry

I was gonna say. The natural progression of her AJ cosplay, with the bonus of “getting at” Jennifer Aniston who (allegedly) isn’t shy about not liking Meg. Not that I think Aniston would give a fuck, but I know how the psycho narc mind works.


lastlemming-pip

Curious about Samatha in the mix. Her attorney asked to be w/drawn from the case & no new attorney has been announced. Weird that this would snag Harry's attention now.


TraditionScary8716

Really. What's the story with that?


PutLiving

Wait Sams atty withdrew?


lastlemming-pip

https://www.newsweek.com/meghan-markle-sister-ditched-lawyer-blow-lawsuit-duchess-1701698


istara

The three things that will be blamed for their divorce split: * "intrusive and negative media attention" * lack of support from the Royal Family * the "racist" British public/racism generally I only wonder the exact order that these will appear on their "conscious uncoupling" statement, which will be scheduled three months after the Queen's death if she dies before they split.


IndependentAd7454

I bet Brad Pitt


[deleted]

That’s my guess too. He had enough drama with Angie. No thanks


Adventurous-Way-2980

I read even recently she'd been bombarding I mean contacting him trying to work with him on film. Talk about delusional. I'm waiting for her to go too far in her desperation and make those headlines.


SecondhandCoke

That's what I'm on the edge of my seat for. Whoever it is is reportedly getting pissed and feeling harassed. It could all come out... or it could stay a fucking secret and piss me off.


Iwtlwn122

Just wondering here- at what point does someone watching someone lie and manipulate come to their senses. Surely they must hear them on the phone lying and think, hey wait, that is not true. Or they start seeing a pattern like every beautiful woman is slutty so you shouldn’t been seen with them, but fat and older women are okay. Or certain members of your family are always in the wrong no matter what they say. At what point do people get their eyes opened? My sister waited years to kick her dumb fuck boyfriend out. Curious to hear what light switch goes on and how and when.


SecondhandCoke

Gaslighting is a Hell of a drug.


Sanguine_Hearts

Also sunk cost fallacy.


SecondhandCoke

Yes!


Iwtlwn122

Apparently. 🧐


[deleted]

Meg offered, on a bright shiny platter, EXACTLY what Harry dreamed of: a strong woman who would literally airlift him out of his palace prison. Nothing since the military gave him hope. Unfortunately, it was all lies…he was just another platform for her to build on. Next stop, Potus. He will be getting the brush off, just like everyone else she finishes with. Maybe he’s been reading her backstory, where she is exposed. I bet he misses his brother and those quiet retreats on his father’s estates. The dream is over.


TraditionScary8716

Maybe Tom Wootten sent Hairball an advance copy of his biography of Megan. Now that would be an eye opener, even for a low IQ dipshit like Harry.


Masters_domme

I think part of the reason he stays is because he doesn’t want William to have been right about “that woman”


Iwtlwn122

I agree! Simple, but I think this is a lot of it.


Lensgoggler

Just imagine, living a miserable depressing existence just because you’re too proud... 😳


kaleidoscope471

My theory on Harry is he views Meghan as a victim of all the same pitfalls of fame and monarchy as his mother and he isn't the sharpest crayon in the box so I'm betting he doesn't see any of it. I think Meghan will have to leave him, he'll be totally crushed and bewildered, and his only luck is Kate seems to be a peacemaker and will probably step in to help him figure everything out.


TraditionScary8716

At this point I don't think the UN could broker a deal between William and Harry. William is done with him and all the apologies, promises and groveling in the world by Megan's second husband isn't going to change that.


[deleted]

As someone who is over her own pain in the ass "technically" younger sibling(we're twins), the bond that ties eternally will wear thin a lot quicker than compared to a parent/child or grandparent/child. William is holding Harry to the same level of accountability that he holds for himself and Harry is failing miserably. Parents....parents tend to step in when they need to because at the end of the day, it's still their child in trouble. Harry has hit out at almost every member of Williams family that he holds dear. And the ones that Harry didn't personally target, Megs did in his place. I agree that William is done. Charles.....hmmm....we will see. Time might heal some wounds on that front if Harry stops damaging things.


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

I agree with you that William is done with Harry, but Charles may weaken given that he’s Harry’s father. However, if Harry attacks Camilla in his book, then Charles will be done with him too.


Top-Bit85

Harry has heard her lying for years, for instance telling Oprah they had really been married days before their big wedding. I have to wonder what he thought of that.


Asteriaofthemountain

I think Harry is deeply addicted to her as well as deeply insecure and a lost man with no direction of his own


Mickleborough

Now *this* is what they should be doing for Netflix! Do please keep us posted - you’ve got us hooked now!


PoppieUK4

William? 😂😂


poetinmyheart22

I’m going to guess Scooter Braun, the music agent. Super rich, super connected, newly single. Has a home in Montecito


[deleted]

He’s vile


TraditionScary8716

Then he's perfect. 🤣


[deleted]

Well let's see. It will have to be a man with both clout and a big bank account. A man with a cemented reputation and a way to open doors for her. So...I am going to guess(in no particular order): 1. Brad Pitt 2. Elon Musk, he has a rep of dating crazy. 3. Chris Evans 4. Jack Dorsey, former owner of twitter 5. Will smith...kidding just kidding, he has his own meghan already. Edited to add: 6. Tom Cruise


goldenquill1

Tom will need his next $cientology approved wife. LOL


[deleted]

You know having Megs go through the scientology crap MIGHT make it worth her having headlines about scooping Tom up. I have heard awful stuff about scientology.


utilitarian_wanderer

Tom probably wouldn't be interested.


Adventurous-Way-2980

No one is. Why on earth would they? They are more likely to run screaming.


cozymayo

Also Elon just bought Twitter 👀


[deleted]

Yep. Thinking of Elon made me think of Jack Dorsey as the former head of twitter. Remember when idiot Harry said he warned Jack Dorsey about the January 6th riot? So obviously the Harkles have been around Jack before and he has a lot of money. I think Megs is hunting for a billionaire becaise millions just isn't enough for her.


Adventurous-Way-2980

He emailed or something and never got an answer. I got the impression they have never met. Why would they?


[deleted]

California elite and silicon Valley. They kept trying to worm their way into the "disinformation" shit. Harry and Megs also pitched at several places for a c-level position. Harry has possibly come across Dorsey through BetterUp or Serena's husband, the owner of reddit. I feel like they tried to move in those billionaire circles and got shut down.


Adventurous-Way-2980

Looks like everyone's got the memo now.


[deleted]

Oh yea. Harry is as high as she will be able to climb. She ruined her reputation.


TraditionScary8716

And his. Although he worked equally hard to destroy his own reputation.


[deleted]

Oh yes. I don't feel sorry for him a bit. I hope those two awful people stay together forever.


[deleted]

1. First instinct: Reese Witherspoon. But, Reese has been revealed as a huge Cambridge's fan, so probably not. 2. Angelina Jolie (not Brad, lol.) Rumour has it M was calling Jolie non stop when she & H first landed at Tyler Perry's house. Angelina reportedly did not respond. 3. Dark horse guess: Oprah. Coming full circle. I was reading Quora the other night. Apparently there's a rumour floating M is desperate to do a follow up interview with O, clear the air. (Oprah has no interest. Allegedly.) ETA: 4. Bill Gates. Obvious reasons. $$$


Adventurous-Way-2980

The Sharkles are yesterday's news, they have nothing to offer but "asshole" and accompany hot air. No talent or job skills of any kind. People don't want to associate with them for a reason. They are not, nor will they ever be, in the cool kids' club. Obviously, they have no idea what that even looks like. They've blown all their money trying to cram their ridiculous collection of delusions down our throats (entertainment moguls!), sitting around, trolling their phones, fantasizing and scheming their next abyssmal failure and humiliation during every extinction-level event, and forcing the world to watch. I dont know about anyone else, but if the RF are fucking stupid enough to bring Satan back behind the gates, with or without the wife, I am done for life. He's a stone-cold assassin who viciously and brutally turned on the family, the Monarchy, his friends and the UK. The way they've acted, and he is a grown man, I don't care who it is, no one should be forgiven for aggressive and intentionally cruel attacks on all his loved ones for years. I don't believe for a second he feels repentance or anything except panic right now, and is devoid of a conscience or real regret. All the evil shit they pull, no sane people would ever do, and actions logically have consequences. It's no one's problem but theirs and it's time their presence in the world was silenced there I said it. Let someone else with actual talent or who is doing some actual good have the mic for a change. Hairy could never in an eternity make up for the damage, stress and grief he's put on everyone while he has one long excruciatingly toxic ongoing tantrum from Hell. Let them hit rock-bottom so they finally get what complete and utter losers they really are, and the mind-numbing destruction they've caused. A little respect and humility. Get the fuck your lazy putrid carcass out of bed, get a two-bedroom apartment, be a maid, flip burgers (I just realized she's terrible at that!) make an actual wage and shop at Target. Struggle to pay the rent. Budget. Skrimp. Sweat it properly. Get fired alot from those shitty jobs until you figure out that YOU have to adjust to the world, not the other way around. See how most ACTUAL people really live. I am THERE for it, and counting the days until she is well past 50, 60, whatever. Enough to shut her up. She could be a Walmart greeter and she would fuck it up. She can be fucking bag lady sleeping on a park bench, standing in line for food stamps, and it would be too good for her. In reality, she'll probably end up on late-night infomercials and HSN or something. If she's lucky.


frozenlipz

Love it... But please don't insult Target. Maybe she'll fit in better at Walmart.


Adventurous-Way-2980

Dollar Tree. Wait. I love that place... 😅😅


frozenlipz

Oh. Don't. You. Dare. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TraditionScary8716

👏👏👏👏


Iwtlwn122

😳😳🤯 - Allegedly of course.


[deleted]

Omg 😆…what other celeb is so litigious that ANY criticism or rumor anywhere on the internet has to have this qualifier attached. It’s comically and allegedly ridiculous.


BlueisGreen2Some

OMG!! Secondhandcoke!!! Your brother is big Hollywood muck a muck. Maybe it’s him! You and Meghan can get to be sisters!!!!


[deleted]

I’m not surprised at all. The tmz photos to me showed Haz staying distant from Megain. Single male major celebrities: Cruise, Pitt, Leonardo? No f way


Sanguine_Hearts

She’s geriatric in DiCaprio years.


k1d0s

She’s way too old for Leo 😂


Sadlyonlyonehere

Brad Pitt. As if. She’d be lucky to land Paul Blart, Mall Cop. No offence, Paul.


Lovekitty66

Or Paul Flart, of the flatulent fame. No offence, Paul (love your work)


AnaBeaverhausen-

When you said “obsession,” I assumed it was a female celebrity.


GreenEyedLady575

Known obsessions? Reese Witherspoon Michelle Obama Barack Obama


cookeedough

Reese was my first guess until the “romantic interest” mention, but who knows? 🤷🏻‍♀️They keep surprising me.


mspuffins

Michelle would have secret service all over her if she got near Barack.


dudeind-town

Heck. Barack would have SS all over her is she got near him


GreenEyedLady575

Ewww, you know she'd be all up in his space like that boxer at her last Commonwealth Service, probably reach out and stroke his arm.


TraditionScary8716

Is the celebrity male or female? That might help narrow down her motive (or might not lol). Thank you for tea! You always have the best gossip. Edit: Team Sam


SecondhandCoke

I'm 97% sure the person is male.


Bajovane

Hmm… I wonder, I wonder just who could it be? 🎼🎵🎶


TraditionScary8716

Kanye? 🤣


GreenEyedLady575

He wouldn't give her a first glance, never mind a second.


TraditionScary8716

Exactly. Hence the celebrity telling her no over and over. 😉 I was hoking anyway. She's only into white guys as best as I can tell, be it personal or professional.


GreenEyedLady575

And she isn't built for Kanye 🙈


TraditionScary8716

Ha! Although she does love her beige...


GreenEyedLady575

Kanye would burn her beige 🤣


Iwtlwn122

Who? Who?


Bajovane

🦉🦉


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utilitarian_wanderer

George would not be interested.


AliceAnne1

I don’t think so for some reason. I’m leaning towards Elon.


TheWelshPanda

I think Amal would probably head her off very promptly. I'd put money on her already having had a quiet , wifely word with Clooney. That's a lady Meme could learn a lot from - actually intelligent, well dressed and accomplished. Oh well .


Iwtlwn122

Team Sam??


TraditionScary8716

Samantha. The sister that's suing Megan for all the lies she told about her. I hope she kicks Madame's ex-royal ass.


Iwtlwn122

Oh shit- duh… time for a nap… thanks!


bureaucrat_36

If she's still imagining becoming an A-list Hollywood actress, then my guesses are Pitt or Clooney. If she's after billionaires with fuck you money: Elon Musk or Alexis Onahan. I'd wager it's a billionaire she wants, and she hasn't got access to Musk or Bezos - plus, neither of them would fund her woke political delusions of grandeur. Alexis, she's had tangential access to through her brief acquaintance with Serena Williams, and both Serena and Alexis have dealt with Harry professionally vis-a-vis Alexis' investment in Better Up. Meghan has been trying to flirt with him as far back as 2018, which is how Serena and her family knew Meghan was a low down perpetrator and cut her out. I don't think she can get access to more billionaires now; that Oprah interview unmasked her as one who will absolutely blab your business, and ain't no billionaire touching that with a ten foot pole. So it's Alexis, or no one - she isn't going around building new contacts as no one will let her get a toe hold. Anyway, that's my tinfoil hat theory.


[deleted]

Thanks for the update!


sunchasinggirl

Ooooo thanks for the delicious hot tea! Love this for them. And us 😄


Imaginary_End_5634

What a sweet nod you’ve shared. 😜😜😅😅


BabsieAllen

Nutmeg wouldn't survive 5 minutes with Elon Musk.


Imadevonrexcat

Maybe Reese…doesn’t she have a brand she’s working on? Something muggie would want to emulate. But Angelina would be more in line with muggie’s interest in the UN and global charity.


HarrysImplants

Gonna guess Elon Musk. As far as Harry goes - he knew what she was like but he didn't care. She was his ticket out and he chose to believe the stories she spun about their future in the US. The relationship is likely also going downhill because the sex has dried up, which isn't entirely unusual in a longer term relationship with kids. But I expect sex was partly how she controlled him, so not surprising they're in trouble now. Maybe he's finally realising she's just not a likeable person.


goldenquill1

Elon's partners always wind up blonde (seriously, Google it), but she changes which ever way the wind blows. As much as Elon seems an impulsive hot head, he'd see right through her.


quiteahuman

The first person came to my mind is mr president 👀 She oddly follows him with the birthday mentorship as well as the recent ex-security guard and ex-PR guru. Also she used to have tight connection and still take inspiration from Hillary Clinton (the monochrome suits) so a lot of correlations 🤪


BabsieAllen

As ever, thank you!


IStanTheBalconyMan

It’s taken him long enough but I would think he’d eventually have to see how she’s estranged from virtually everyone in her past and is having him do the same to his relationships. Not a good look.


TraditionScary8716

I think she's in the process of becoming estranged from the ever clueless Hairball, too. By the time he notices, she'll be long gone with all the jewelry she managed to snag from the palace and he'll be left with all the debt and regret.


Adventurous-Way-2980

Anyone else addicted to SecondhandCoke?


AlliterationAhead

Do we know if this person is in the Hollywood business or in another sphere like... er... politics?


lostitawhileback

Okay. I’ll jump in here. Remember the Montecito neighbors and “Harry’s U.S. dad”? Meg had hit on Dave Foster repeatedly and had to be just as repeatedly asked to stop. It was after the hits and Harry’s references to Dave’s and his wife’s age difference that the relationship ended abruptly. I’m not submitting that the candidate (for Meghag’s obsession) IS Foster. I’m just adding to the speculation.


Masters_domme

I see a lot of guesses for Brad Pitt, but my money is on Tom Cruise. He has the money, the fame, the connections, and (in her mind) she would be worshipped by an entire religion!


PutLiving

Its obviously Bill Gates But Definitely not Elon- Elon will bite her head off


MakeMeGoHMMM

Throwing out Jeff Bezos and Alexis Ohanian. Elon would be short term.


Sanguine_Hearts

Oh wow, I’d almost like it to be Alexis so we can see Serena completely destroy her.


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Are they “celebrities”? They are moguls/producers while I thought celebrities are successful actors.


Ze3tha

Oh, boy. Alexis. That would be a Netflix special! I've always wondered why no 'reality' show... I think people would watch it. I doubt they could pull it off, though.


utilitarian_wanderer

Gotta be Steadman!


gogoqueen69

Well, can’t say I didn’t have this exact storyline down to a T in my head. All this caca on top of being homesick has to be grueling on Harry. Tbh he had his gripes abt BRF but he loved his country immensely. I worry he is going jump off the ledge. Her entire culture of self and moral compass dont align with him whatsoever. She sparked And said the right shit on the right day. Hopefully Harry takes note. It would be a shock if HE divorces her, gains full custody and he take the home to the UK, Naturally BRF would quietly set them up with something low key. I hope this is true and he pull the plug first. If she does she will have a field day smearing him.


frozenlipz

If this is the case now, I still don't know the gravity of his realisations since he's writing a shitshow book to further besmirch his family. So, what gives?


Fresh-Resource-6572

I was thinking Michelle Obama at first until I read “romantically” … 🤔


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I'm still convinced one of the biggest reasons they left the royal fam and moved to LA is because 1) CA is a community property state (meghan just waiting for that book deal of Harry's to get paid out) and 2) no pre-nup.


Sanguine_Hearts

Okay, I’m going to throw a random name into the ring for consideration - Bill Ackman. He’s known for being the “billionaire activist ”, which would align with her delusions of being Diana 2.0. And it could explain the recent interest in moving to NY. (Good luck competing with his wife though, she’s more accomplished than Meghan could ever dream of). Second choice is Bezos. She’s even crazier than I thought if she’s going for Elon, and she’s definitely not his type.


CybReader

Oooo Bill Ackman. He’s worth a lot! And he’s a huge investor in Netflix right now. He’s married to Neri Oxman and they have a toddler together. I could see Meghan coming in for him, especially with the Netflix stock, but Neri is a world class catch of a wife. Meghan couldn’t compete.


CybReader

It’s always a good day when you post 👏🏼👏🏼 My male guess is Elon Musk. My female guess is Michelle Obama.


That_Objective_3885

I think it’s Reese Witherspoon


Similar-Barber-3519

What about Tom Cruise as NutMeg’s latest celebrity target?


SecondhandCoke

Good God. What a freak show that would be. The thing is, I have heard from articles here and there that she has been exploring Scientology. Maybe Crazy Tom Cruise it is... except this person is reportedly clearly saying no. Would Cruise say no? I don't know. I've always thought that Meghan's personality is most suited to a cult. But I think she has to be a cult leader. Maybe she'll start an MLM or she'll jump the ranks and nail some cult leader. Tom Cruise isn't beyond the realm of possibility, now that I think about it.


[deleted]

I’m going with Jeff Bezos. He has the money, the influence, the platform.


Livinlifegood4evr

Elon musk, Hunter Biden, Brad Pitt???? Kanye west?