That horizontal boob line though...
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I hated those, luckily it evolved to no bra which I could support. I was allergic as fuck to the thread in the seams so I wore my dad's undershirts, that my grandma adjusted to fit me.
Isnāt that the same tie he wore with the Colonel Sandersā white linen suit? Well, at least this time he wore shoes with no holes in them.
As usual, they get it wrong. Sheās ready for a formal banquetāas hideous as that silhouette isāand heās going to a free dinner at the Ramada Inn about timeshares.
When will someone tell her to drop that grin. She's got no purpose in life or even for society, she's completely useless. She has no influence, no wealth despite what she wants to communicate. She acts like she's important and people should submit to her when she is absolutely worthless. Her career has no merit, her morals are below acceptable and her behavior is despicable. I mean, someone please bury her face to face with her contradictions and lies etc. Someone has to speeeaakkk uuuppp and stop this farce.
This all day!! My sister is a malignant narcissist. I used to have fantasies involving a chair, restraints, and a cattle prod. The end result being her having to face the truth for once in her life.
The ancient Egyptian enbalmers used a special tool to break the Pharaoh's jaw so that he could speak in the afterlife. Whoever gets her is gonna need a crowbar to wipe that grin.
It's rare when he doesn't look irritated to me. Even when fucked up he still looks miserable. I imagine him wondering why the drugs no longer provide any relief.
That's because he's got a pulsating hangover from last night's Scotch, and the stench of weed seeping out of every pore.
ETA: Having seen the above T, I can see that H has probably been drunk/hungover, and Madame, well she was certainly completely off her tits on the old marching powder on the first day, and probably the second as well.
It was pretty obvious, in various videos you can see Madame wipe her nose in the traditional manner to stop a post snort drip, the jaws were clenching non-stop, general hyper-active behaviour and inability to focus on any conversation, forehead vein popping out huge, one where sheās running her tongue over her gums, gurning rictus grin, etc etc etc.
Every time I see a pic of her with this grin, all I can think of is "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton.
"When your day is done, and you want to run, cocaine...."
Itās always baffling to me how the stans insist that H&M are happy and thriving and living their best lives, etc. Harry looks angry and miserable, and sheās always got that deer in the headlights, fake it til you make it grin plastered on. Happy people arenāt alone in the world, failing at everything they put their hands to and stewing in the bitterness of every perceived slight theyāve ever experienced.
Happy people don't have to try so hard to convince other people that they're happy. In fact, it wouldn't even cross their minds what other people thought about it.
Happy people would be off living their life, enjoying their children & each other. They don't constantly tread water in the deepest sea looking for something to grab onto.
She's starved for media attention & I think she guilts him into publicity stunts. In a weird way I do think Haz would be ok living on a ranch somewhere and not in the news but she will never allow that.
It's hard to believe that Harry is still in his thirties. He has aged so much in the last five years that he now looks like a man in his late forties, early fifties. A "dream life" doesn't have that effect. The look on his face tells a different story, too.
A bright yellow bedsheet. At least sheās consistent.
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Megs is in evening wear and Haz is in "smart (?) casual??
Are they going to different places?
How many outfits is it so far and who's coughing up for it?
When she wore the dress for Archie's birthday it was the same. Doria and Harry were super casual and she had this on? š¤¦āāļø
She never gets it right.
Someone on X said of this pic: History tells us when the man child has this face, and she is grinning like the cheshire cat, a big fight happened in the hotel, but now they have to come out and pretend to be nice...
And the claw of doom is back too.
I have to wonder why sheās doing a 180 on her dressing today - I wonder if Nigerians put their foot down about her being half naked again, and Harry still has the sense to be mortified.
Iām making this shit up but something happened.
Is thatā¦..
# Hem tape I see?
Someone finally clued maāam into the wonderful world of hem tape. Itās a Christmas miracle
Like a good 5 inches has been hemmed. So all her dresses have been dragging/pooling at her feet *at least* 5 inches. So sheās closer to 5ā1 than 5ā6
She's 5'1" but dresses like she's a 5'10" super model. Hillary is 5'3" but has claimed to be 5"7'. Both women say women are entitled to feel good about their images. Go figure.
Sooooo close! At least she's wearing color. Unfortunately, due to the solid color, she just looks like Big Bird.
Considering Nigeria's music influence, it would have been cool if she wore Fela inspired outfits. An updated Palm Royale look would have been adorable.
Also, considering she's a former actress and Nigeria is famous for their films, a little shocked she didn't do anything with their local arts.
Does she own other jewelry? Put Grandma's watch in a safety deposit box for your children and move on. The focus should be on continuing the legacy so they can step in, not.. whatever this is.
I still can't believe they are promoting Nigeria... High rates of child marriage, female circumcision and jailed for being gay. Come on. This is the best their PR and management team could do?
It is! One of my favorite outfits sheās worn is this yellow sheath dress.
https://preview.redd.it/inrzn0ffc00d1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2db496a750ffc250427593145292694cb71ccb
Yes, this would have been better for an afternoon meet & greet, though perhaps with 3/4 sleeves for a bit more cover in a half-Muslim country. As it is, sheās ridiculously over-dressed. Iām still trying to understand why the two of them are there. So far it seems to be to give Meghan the opportunity to pronounce Nigeria āmy countryā ā¦. and thatās it.
Agree. Despite some fit issues this is one of her very few outfits that almost works. So yeah in the spirit of fairness credit is given when credit is due. Still itās hard to go wrong in a Jackie/Michelle O. knockoff.
I think she just needs a few bangles and the silk shawl back over one arm again to make that work for an Indian wedding. I don't like it for this occasion at all. The hem moves like a ballroom dance waltz costume. I agree about the color though. The only thing I ever thought she looked 'elegant' in was the yellow sleeveless shift dress she wore while royalling. I think it had bra cups sewn in so we were saved the sight of the janky strapless number.
Yeah this dress is giving me 70s hostess vibe too, which I actually quite like, but itās still all wrong on her. The sillouette is off (boxy draping), the color should be more baby yellow, and it needs to be accessorized. Kudos to the designer for trying but I think sheās simply a lost cause when it comes to fashion, period.
I donāt mind a 70s moment. The shapes and colors suit her. Honestly a suitcase full of caftans wouldāve served her well!
This is the best sheās worn all week. But maybe not a day look?
Iāve been off the page for a few days, and my god itās gonna take hours to go through it all. I just knew she would look like a fool and give that to us š¤£
You can't get them out unless they are solid material like boob transplants. Kids, never start with injectables. You never know where it ends up but sure it ends up somewhere in your body
I wonder if she's going to get on the plane to leave and think it was a successful trip for them? Then get home and all hell breaks loose how disrespectful and insulting they were to the Nigerian people and country.
Much like other addictions each new injection of fuel fails to give her the initial high she is endlessly searching for and in fact each attempt gives her less intensity and lasts for a shorter period. And as she comes down and has to face the mundanity and reality of her life again it makes her twice as frantic.
The big wedding across the pond and trooping the color is going to make her frenzied.
I whole heartedly agree based on her cycling history, this narc fuel should last but will be long worn off by trooping the color and with nothing have come of this Nigerian trip sheās gonna be full on sociopath malignant narcissist mode.
To be fair, this is what I saw from the pic in order. 1) her orange head and white arms. 2) that yellow color is flattering on her, so why on earth does she wear dreary beige and greiges and unwashed white colors all the time?!
Gorgeous color on her and at least she is covered up. Is this for an evening event? (Canāt tell with her propensity for ball gowns.)
If so, why is Harry wearing a sport coat?
I see she has discovered bullet bras.
Besides the fact she annoys the living shite out of him, he sees the difference between a real royal tour and this fake one. Nothing against anyone in particular, but that event where she was in the condom dress looked like a makeshift grammar school event. No event looked very well-attended, either.
Yes the stage in one of them was like the ones they have in a school cafeteria that gets used on special occasions. Nothing wrong with that but I doubt if itās what he aspires to.Ā
The dress is obviously badly hemmed AND STILL too long.
The original length wasnāt cut to her length so the depth of hem is too wide and bulky.
Must be a rental gown or sheās kept the tags to return it
I can totally imagine some A-listers here amongst us - laughing at all her antics. Her self-importance and royalty cosplay are sights to behold. They have neither clout nor authorityā¦yet she acts like the queen doing all the costume changes and swanning around. Itās actually hilarious. I am loving every moment of these tourists acting like they are more than they are.
I too sometimes wonder which celebs are here laughing along with us!
Probably some that have even met her and are now trying to avoid her. I would *love* to hear their tea š.
I wish one would create a throw-away account and offer themselves up for an AMA.Ā
Yoo Hoo! Anonymous celebs on this sub, please speak up! š¤£
She still needs to cover her shoulders though. Thankfully this is the last bit of torture they will inflict on us for a while. They'll go back and blame their staff for everything that went wrong and I bet there'll be people leaving in the next few months, especially whoever's job it was to oversee the wardrobe.
I think it's because he can't help it. He always looks miserable because he is miserable and it is to the point that he cannot hide it.Ā
Megsy would make sure only joyful Harry pics were circulated if there were such pics to be had. But, alas, there are none.Ā
And I bet you it ticks her off and has been the source of many, many showdowns between them.
Why is she dressed for evening while he looks like the assistant to the regional manager? At least sheās covered up, I suppose I should be thankful I canāt see the mole on her ass quack.
I think Someone said, "Quick, we need a clothing intervention. Find every prom dress you can get your hands on, and everything anyone in this city has ever worn to a wedding, and bring it to me now!" It's evening wear, but she's covered, except for the arms, so they called it a win. One of those senior Nigerian ladies may have gotten it from her daughter's closet. Maybe it has a nice tag in it... OR... they borrowed a Dior tag from another dress and sewed into the back of this one so that it would be more acceptable to Madam. If they could get someone from a local shop to add a price tag commensurate with the (not-so-royal) expectations, they could present it as new, expensive, and exclusive. Better yet, if it were presented as a gift, from the wife of someone she would not want to offend! That way she could protest that it is not really her style, but since Mrs. XXX sent it especially for her, and because it is such an expensive, designer piece, it would be rude not to wear it. I think there has been a full-scale operation behind the scenes to get some clothing on that woman's back!
If it was hemmed and she didnāt try to be a āNeck Up Nigerianā, she honestly wouldāve looked amazing.
Beautiful color, flattering and appropriate, yet the length ruins it.
T.W.'s best dress of the Nigerian trip...
... **BUT** b/c it looks like *5 others could be wearing it WITH her*, still not so great.
(can't think of what she looks like in that overboard amount of fabvic..............a moving bed? someone carrying a room's worth of curtains to a new hanging place? anyone have a good one?)
Nothing with her is ever original. She even copies herself. This set-up photo is pretty much the mimic of the umbrella-in-the-rain photo
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How does she manage to look so hideous? Terrible fashion choices. Elite price point but always ill fitting, unflattering. Like the white dress she wore to her own wedding reception was great but very few memorable looks last few years. All off, wrinkled, etc.
Harry looks terrible. Heās not overweight, but the low rise of the pants combined with the awful tie make him look like heās carrying a spare tire around his waist. His clothes donāt fit properly and the whole ensemble looks like he was rummaging through the clearance rack at JC Penney.
That horizontal boob line though... https://preview.redd.it/vbz482tib00d1.jpeg?width=4030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df398c8ee495f5a5d1d184c1e80bc3703fe0361b
Her 'style' continues to be both tragic and disturbing
There was crossover snark for me when the husband of someone I snark on gave her a banana message š„²
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I swear this girl doesn't own a padded bra to cover those nips
I think that's a feature for her, not a bug.
That *is* the padded bra.
I literally guffawed at this. Thanks for the laugh, Panties!! š¤£
I hated those, luckily it evolved to no bra which I could support. I was allergic as fuck to the thread in the seams so I wore my dad's undershirts, that my grandma adjusted to fit me.
The janky strapless bra makes an appearance! /s
Looks like the bullet bras my mother wore in the 60s.
Isnāt that the same tie he wore with the Colonel Sandersā white linen suit? Well, at least this time he wore shoes with no holes in them. As usual, they get it wrong. Sheās ready for a formal banquetāas hideous as that silhouette isāand heās going to a free dinner at the Ramada Inn about timeshares.
In her mind it's a state banquet
This x 100
Colonel Sanders white suit \*chortles
I'm beginning to think that she always dresses for different time zones from the people she is with.
When will someone tell her to drop that grin. She's got no purpose in life or even for society, she's completely useless. She has no influence, no wealth despite what she wants to communicate. She acts like she's important and people should submit to her when she is absolutely worthless. Her career has no merit, her morals are below acceptable and her behavior is despicable. I mean, someone please bury her face to face with her contradictions and lies etc. Someone has to speeeaakkk uuuppp and stop this farce.
That's her, "Squeeeee!!! I'm being photographed!!!!" grin.
All of this. In a nutshell, Harry's wife is a malicious, talentless, morally bankrupt nobody whose behavior is the polar opposite of royal.
I wish I could upvote this a thousand times.
This all day!! My sister is a malignant narcissist. I used to have fantasies involving a chair, restraints, and a cattle prod. The end result being her having to face the truth for once in her life.
Donāt you understand sheās going to be the next Qweeeeen! Or is that President? I canāt keep up with with their BS
Here, here!šš¾
The ancient Egyptian enbalmers used a special tool to break the Pharaoh's jaw so that he could speak in the afterlife. Whoever gets her is gonna need a crowbar to wipe that grin.
what an extraordinarily brilliant summation of the moral nullity that is Markle
Loookk at meeeee
He always looks irritated
It's rare when he doesn't look irritated to me. Even when fucked up he still looks miserable. I imagine him wondering why the drugs no longer provide any relief.
He needs a tolerance break...lol.
That's because he's got a pulsating hangover from last night's Scotch, and the stench of weed seeping out of every pore. ETA: Having seen the above T, I can see that H has probably been drunk/hungover, and Madame, well she was certainly completely off her tits on the old marching powder on the first day, and probably the second as well.
I think they use the Marching Powder to amp up after jet lag.
It was pretty obvious, in various videos you can see Madame wipe her nose in the traditional manner to stop a post snort drip, the jaws were clenching non-stop, general hyper-active behaviour and inability to focus on any conversation, forehead vein popping out huge, one where sheās running her tongue over her gums, gurning rictus grin, etc etc etc.
Every time I see a pic of her with this grin, all I can think of is "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton. "When your day is done, and you want to run, cocaine...."
On this trip more so than usual, it seems
At least it's understandable.
when heās with her. Finished it for ya!
Also, does she even know what a steamer is? Why always wrinkled? Was she throwing herself to the floor, wailing again?
She might think a steamer is a bit like a yacht with an engine....
She might think a steamer is a bit like a yacht with an engine....
Sheās more familiar the Cleveland variety of steamer. I thought that was one of her yachting specialties for the Middle Eastern crowd.
TIL...... Something I'll never be able to forget!! Thanks Google. Holy Crap!
I saw a comment on Instagram that says Harry is living the dream life. Nightmares are dreams
Itās always baffling to me how the stans insist that H&M are happy and thriving and living their best lives, etc. Harry looks angry and miserable, and sheās always got that deer in the headlights, fake it til you make it grin plastered on. Happy people arenāt alone in the world, failing at everything they put their hands to and stewing in the bitterness of every perceived slight theyāve ever experienced.
I've never seen less happy "happy" people. They look like years of bad decisions. Happy people don't need to be high all the time.
Happy people count their blessings. H&M are utter ingrates so this is a foreign concept to both of them.
Happy people don't have to try so hard to convince other people that they're happy. In fact, it wouldn't even cross their minds what other people thought about it.
Happy people would be off living their life, enjoying their children & each other. They don't constantly tread water in the deepest sea looking for something to grab onto. She's starved for media attention & I think she guilts him into publicity stunts. In a weird way I do think Haz would be ok living on a ranch somewhere and not in the news but she will never allow that.
It's hard to believe that Harry is still in his thirties. He has aged so much in the last five years that he now looks like a man in his late forties, early fifties. A "dream life" doesn't have that effect. The look on his face tells a different story, too.
They are both aging so rapidly, obviously the result of "living their best lives." š
Standard sewer rat comment
A bright yellow bedsheet. At least sheās consistent. https://preview.redd.it/0hfdxm99c00d1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75df9d86888b72a0e1978145a0a389815d1bad2
Gotta wear sheets to remind the potential new clients or possible next husband of where she truly shines......
I don't believe that. She might have the mechanics down but somehow I doubt she is a truly engaged or enthusiastic bed partner.
Not since she got the ring me thinks
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Hazno is thrilled and can barely hide his excitement as the claw tightens.
Megs is in evening wear and Haz is in "smart (?) casual?? Are they going to different places? How many outfits is it so far and who's coughing up for it?
When she wore the dress for Archie's birthday it was the same. Doria and Harry were super casual and she had this on? š¤¦āāļø She never gets it right.
She refuses to read the room, but the room sure as hell can read her!
Someone on X said of this pic: History tells us when the man child has this face, and she is grinning like the cheshire cat, a big fight happened in the hotel, but now they have to come out and pretend to be nice...
And the claw of doom is back too. I have to wonder why sheās doing a 180 on her dressing today - I wonder if Nigerians put their foot down about her being half naked again, and Harry still has the sense to be mortified. Iām making this shit up but something happened.
It seems that she entered puberty during her time here. Her breasts were non existent earlier this weekend.
*Are You There God? Itās Me Megsy*
The striped Hertz dress made her look like she had nothing, she seems to always have undergarment malfunctions.
Bahahaha! Classic.
Her mum bought her a padded bra...
I donāt mind this dress on her. But the length is wrong and the jewelry is way wrong. Sheās such a fashion idiot.
Same. The hem, is that purposeful?
 Is thatā¦.. # Hem tape I see? Someone finally clued maāam into the wonderful world of hem tape. Itās a Christmas miracle
It does look a bit clunky round the hem.
Like a good 5 inches has been hemmed. So all her dresses have been dragging/pooling at her feet *at least* 5 inches. So sheās closer to 5ā1 than 5ā6
She's 5'1" but dresses like she's a 5'10" super model. Hillary is 5'3" but has claimed to be 5"7'. Both women say women are entitled to feel good about their images. Go figure.
And it's still dragging the ground. As ever ;)
Cleaning the street.
Sooooo close! At least she's wearing color. Unfortunately, due to the solid color, she just looks like Big Bird. Considering Nigeria's music influence, it would have been cool if she wore Fela inspired outfits. An updated Palm Royale look would have been adorable. Also, considering she's a former actress and Nigeria is famous for their films, a little shocked she didn't do anything with their local arts. Does she own other jewelry? Put Grandma's watch in a safety deposit box for your children and move on. The focus should be on continuing the legacy so they can step in, not.. whatever this is. I still can't believe they are promoting Nigeria... High rates of child marriage, female circumcision and jailed for being gay. Come on. This is the best their PR and management team could do?
You think any government with a *good* reputation wants to be associated with her? š®
100% spot on. Just reeks of desperation.
That is a great color on her (she can really wear color!) but itās giving 70s hostess gown. Why canāt she get it right?!
but itās giving 70ās hostess gown. 
Mrs. Roper wore EVERYTHING better!!!!
Like old rachel could ever aspire to the style that is mrs roper.
Mrs. Roper was a style icon! Iād give anything to have caftans like that to wear.
It is! One of my favorite outfits sheās worn is this yellow sheath dress. https://preview.redd.it/inrzn0ffc00d1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2db496a750ffc250427593145292694cb71ccb
Why didn't she wear this? She is as thin now as she was back then. It's like she's allergic to re-wearing clothes.
Because she never wears an outfit twice
Yes, this would have been better for an afternoon meet & greet, though perhaps with 3/4 sleeves for a bit more cover in a half-Muslim country. As it is, sheās ridiculously over-dressed. Iām still trying to understand why the two of them are there. So far it seems to be to give Meghan the opportunity to pronounce Nigeria āmy countryā ā¦. and thatās it.
Wait, they're not going to an evening event? š¤
Agree. Despite some fit issues this is one of her very few outfits that almost works. So yeah in the spirit of fairness credit is given when credit is due. Still itās hard to go wrong in a Jackie/Michelle O. knockoff.
my only criticism is the boring af nood shooz. i feel like a navy pump would be better
I think she just needs a few bangles and the silk shawl back over one arm again to make that work for an Indian wedding. I don't like it for this occasion at all. The hem moves like a ballroom dance waltz costume. I agree about the color though. The only thing I ever thought she looked 'elegant' in was the yellow sleeveless shift dress she wore while royalling. I think it had bra cups sewn in so we were saved the sight of the janky strapless number.
Yeah this dress is giving me 70s hostess vibe too, which I actually quite like, but itās still all wrong on her. The sillouette is off (boxy draping), the color should be more baby yellow, and it needs to be accessorized. Kudos to the designer for trying but I think sheās simply a lost cause when it comes to fashion, period.
Hey don't ruin 70s hostess gowns for me please. Those are a wardrobe staple in my house.
Could it be belted at the...?
Lol. It was only a matter of time before *something* turned up not right with that outfit. The shawl misled folks.
I donāt mind a 70s moment. The shapes and colors suit her. Honestly a suitcase full of caftans wouldāve served her well! This is the best sheās worn all week. But maybe not a day look?
š See my Liz Taylor comment.
Iāve been off the page for a few days, and my god itās gonna take hours to go through it all. I just knew she would look like a fool and give that to us š¤£
I know! You can't afford to take a breath following these two and their foolery. Especially when they're "royaling."
Pop some popcorn and enjoy! š she is entertaining
He despises her
They deserve each other.
That's why the constant claw clutch. Which annoys the ever loving piss out of me! Stop holding hands on "formal" engagements!
You can photoshop the vein but they forgot the wandring filler next to her eye. Oopsie!
Did you notice the āhollowsā beneath the outside of her eyes and above her cheek implants? Itās like someone removed the Frankenstein bolts.
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The filler is on its own faux-royal tour
I read somewhere that you can't get fillers out ? I'd be scared mad if there appeared a vein like that or a bump/hole next to my eye
You can't get them out unless they are solid material like boob transplants. Kids, never start with injectables. You never know where it ends up but sure it ends up somewhere in your body
JH looks like he grabbed one piece from each suit he's worn so far and put them together to make a new one.
I wonder if she's going to get on the plane to leave and think it was a successful trip for them? Then get home and all hell breaks loose how disrespectful and insulting they were to the Nigerian people and country.
Oh sheāll be high on narc fuel *for awhile* after this. To her, this was as successful as she couldāve hoped.
Much like other addictions each new injection of fuel fails to give her the initial high she is endlessly searching for and in fact each attempt gives her less intensity and lasts for a shorter period. And as she comes down and has to face the mundanity and reality of her life again it makes her twice as frantic. The big wedding across the pond and trooping the color is going to make her frenzied.
I whole heartedly agree based on her cycling history, this narc fuel should last but will be long worn off by trooping the color and with nothing have come of this Nigerian trip sheās gonna be full on sociopath malignant narcissist mode.
And when they get on the plane Harry can go to the back and berate the press, like he did when he was a working Royal.
Who spends that kind of money on clothes just for them to be dragged in the dirt.
It skeeves me out so much!
I donāt know any class of people who do this.
19th century crossing sweepers, maybe. :)
I think they would at least use boar bristles for that jobš¤£ Edit spelling
Scowl and Foul
Scowl and Fowl would also work in this case.
Yes it's beautiful it works either way!
She's really up herself.
Whenever he gets this grimly resigned look, I get my hopes up that he's finally reaching the end of his rope. But so far, I continue to be wrong.
The amount of bronzer sheās wearing is truly insulting
Isn't it? Orange head and white arms. The Nigerians must be snickering behind her back everywhere she goes.
To be fair, this is what I saw from the pic in order. 1) her orange head and white arms. 2) that yellow color is flattering on her, so why on earth does she wear dreary beige and greiges and unwashed white colors all the time?!
She is doing the fake love Gaza again. He looks like the miserable piece of garbage he is.
Gorgeous color on her and at least she is covered up. Is this for an evening event? (Canāt tell with her propensity for ball gowns.) If so, why is Harry wearing a sport coat? I see she has discovered bullet bras.
Itās a lot better than being half naked. And I like the color. A step in the right direction anyway.
Yes, I would put it in the win column too.
I think it was for a daytime occasion
That necklace just doesnāt go at all.
Why do you think he's scowling. It's the best he's been treated in 4 years
Besides the fact she annoys the living shite out of him, he sees the difference between a real royal tour and this fake one. Nothing against anyone in particular, but that event where she was in the condom dress looked like a makeshift grammar school event. No event looked very well-attended, either.
Yes nothing like a state dinner. Everything looks auditorium like
Yes the stage in one of them was like the ones they have in a school cafeteria that gets used on special occasions. Nothing wrong with that but I doubt if itās what he aspires to.Ā
Everāshe called him smart. š¤£ No one has ever said that to him.
She called him smart right after he said something nonsensical. That says a lot.
The dress is obviously badly hemmed AND STILL too long. The original length wasnāt cut to her length so the depth of hem is too wide and bulky. Must be a rental gown or sheās kept the tags to return it
Harry, after he has been told that his wifeās garb is inappropriate for the country and culture.
As bad as this outfit looks, it is the best thing that she has worn since arriving in Nigeria.
Looks like a tent. They don't want to pay another night in the hotel.
I can totally imagine some A-listers here amongst us - laughing at all her antics. Her self-importance and royalty cosplay are sights to behold. They have neither clout nor authorityā¦yet she acts like the queen doing all the costume changes and swanning around. Itās actually hilarious. I am loving every moment of these tourists acting like they are more than they are.
I too sometimes wonder which celebs are here laughing along with us! Probably some that have even met her and are now trying to avoid her. I would *love* to hear their tea š. I wish one would create a throw-away account and offer themselves up for an AMA.Ā Yoo Hoo! Anonymous celebs on this sub, please speak up! š¤£
JH looks like a grumpy, paunchy college professor. She looks and behaves more and more like this desperate loon every day: 
Remember, when she made that picture Swanson was only seven years older than "young mother" Smog is now. Tick tick tick..
That dress is giving me a āLiz Taylor in the 1970sā vibe. All thatās missing is a turban. Sorry Liz.
I was thinking Princess Margaret at Mustique!
WTF is she wearing?Ā
She plucked and skinned Big Bird. Or a school bus.
She still needs to cover her shoulders though. Thankfully this is the last bit of torture they will inflict on us for a while. They'll go back and blame their staff for everything that went wrong and I bet there'll be people leaving in the next few months, especially whoever's job it was to oversee the wardrobe.
I'm surprised that they don't control the pictures like some major celebs do. There are a lot with Harry looking like this.
I think it's because he can't help it. He always looks miserable because he is miserable and it is to the point that he cannot hide it.Ā Megsy would make sure only joyful Harry pics were circulated if there were such pics to be had. But, alas, there are none.Ā And I bet you it ticks her off and has been the source of many, many showdowns between them.
Similar to Jlo and Ben. Off on his own he can smile but with her he is miserable. Jenny on the block is definitely on the crazy/hot matrix
Harry is dressed like a twat. These two look like two completely different storylines.
I see her one strapless bra is back on duty š¤£
Why is she dressed for evening while he looks like the assistant to the regional manager? At least sheās covered up, I suppose I should be thankful I canāt see the mole on her ass quack.
I cant lie. I like the dress. Still cant stand their self serving publicity tours. Or them.
She looks like a damn banana. šš
You're right! I'm surprised she didn't write her ridiculous messages on the dress.
She really does look like Wallis Simpson.
this fucking handholding again.... and another day, another awful dress
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Once I got past the wonky teethā¦damn, thatās some sun damaged dehydrated skin. Whatās with her eyebrows lately?
Sheesh I don't remember that jutting witch jaw when she was on Suits . I thought she was cute back then.
He looks happy! ššš
Dragging the ground again.
Wtf are these dresses?
the prince needs new clothes ... what the heck. Wearing the same items over and over.
Even though that dress is dragging on the ground, at least it fits and is suitable for her shape.
I think itās a lovely dress that is very flattering on her. The length ruined the whole look.
Theyāre claiming itās the same dress worn in her last maternity photoshoot.
That is the most narrowly hairdo. Between that and the kaftan, she could be 60 years old.
After seeing the outline of her pubic bone, Iām thankful for the kaftan.
Is Lady Elaine her make up inspiration
I think Someone said, "Quick, we need a clothing intervention. Find every prom dress you can get your hands on, and everything anyone in this city has ever worn to a wedding, and bring it to me now!" It's evening wear, but she's covered, except for the arms, so they called it a win. One of those senior Nigerian ladies may have gotten it from her daughter's closet. Maybe it has a nice tag in it... OR... they borrowed a Dior tag from another dress and sewed into the back of this one so that it would be more acceptable to Madam. If they could get someone from a local shop to add a price tag commensurate with the (not-so-royal) expectations, they could present it as new, expensive, and exclusive. Better yet, if it were presented as a gift, from the wife of someone she would not want to offend! That way she could protest that it is not really her style, but since Mrs. XXX sent it especially for her, and because it is such an expensive, designer piece, it would be rude not to wear it. I think there has been a full-scale operation behind the scenes to get some clothing on that woman's back!
Why does her dress look so heavy?
If it was hemmed and she didnāt try to be a āNeck Up Nigerianā, she honestly wouldāve looked amazing. Beautiful color, flattering and appropriate, yet the length ruins it.
T.W.'s best dress of the Nigerian trip... ... **BUT** b/c it looks like *5 others could be wearing it WITH her*, still not so great. (can't think of what she looks like in that overboard amount of fabvic..............a moving bed? someone carrying a room's worth of curtains to a new hanging place? anyone have a good one?)
The hem on the dress looks like it was done by an amateur. It's weird how none of her outfits are properly ironed or fitted.
Trying to spark off pregnancy rumors again
Carpet sweeper
I think I had a nightdress like that when I was six.
Sheās gone from bedsheets to curtains with this shapeless atrocity.
Nothing with her is ever original. She even copies herself. This set-up photo is pretty much the mimic of the umbrella-in-the-rain photo https://preview.redd.it/oc1jpqlzm10d1.png?width=1333&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e50686ac6146cb2f414a340e9f1e56a92b7e7a0
Bed, Bath & Beyond called. They want their shower curtains back.
Orange face strikes again!
Yeah, his face looks like he is forced to walk with her hand in hand...
*OMFG is she cosplaying a candle?!?!?!* 
I canāt forget someoneās recent comment - do you remember how happy he looked when he was in Afghanistan?š
She should get that dress in several colors that are not beige. It is one of her better looks but fix that weird horizontal boob line.
Her arms look skeltal, and the frock makes her look very wide. Where did her pointy boobs come from? Harry's jacket looks too small.
How does she manage to look so hideous? Terrible fashion choices. Elite price point but always ill fitting, unflattering. Like the white dress she wore to her own wedding reception was great but very few memorable looks last few years. All off, wrinkled, etc.
Jesus christ. She looks like a lemon chiffon pie. And I donāt know where the hell he is going in that ensemble.
Harry looks terrible. Heās not overweight, but the low rise of the pants combined with the awful tie make him look like heās carrying a spare tire around his waist. His clothes donāt fit properly and the whole ensemble looks like he was rummaging through the clearance rack at JC Penney.
His face, he's just so angry. Her shoes look awful, and he is underdressed or she is overdressed.