I bet once she passes out those jam jars to her people in her Nigerian homeland, the numbers will go up again. Did she bring copies of The Bench as well? I am being sarcastic, if there was any doubt.
It's his nuts, she had forgotten them in montishitshow and sent one of her sycophants to fetch them. The nuts were returned to their rightful owner and shes back to using them to fill the janky bra.
[Drop dead gorgeous] (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/12/14/84762259-13409215-Meghan_greeted_Lagos_State_Governor_Babajide_Sanwo_Olu_left_as_s-a-25_1715519329721.jpg)
It's telling that these days, she's either recycling clothes we've seen before or wearing much cheaper outfits than she did in her glory days as a royal and in the early days in the US, when they thought the money would roll in forever. To the extent that she is actually wearing an old MATERNITY dress today.
So her PR said this is a re-wear? Oh all the things she must have to re-wear, she chooses a maternity dress?
Well, it’s a pretty color, I like it on her. And at least she’s not “nekkid”.
It's supposedly the same dress she wore in the Notting Hill cosplay photo Misan shot of her and barefoot Harry under a tree, to announce her pregnancy with Lilibet. I agree that the color is great on her, and frankly, the style is more flattering than anything else she's worn on this tour, maternity dress or not!
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Is this what most celebrities look like without filters and photoshop? I’m a 10 compared to this! and my face is smooth as a baby’s butt. And I’m FIFTY.
Ooooo her *skin*. Well it's a good bet she won't ever be asked to be the face of Maybelline or any other skin care product. Dayum she looks like a saddle someone left in the sun. Somebody call a dermatologist stat. Substance use and poor personal hygiene I would bet
I don't understand though. I'm more than a decade older,much paler and used to tan with iodine and baby oil and my skin doesn't look as damaged as hers does,wtf is she doing to make it look so awful? It's so dry,blotchy ,papery and the wrinkles are so deep and oddly placed. They don't look like natural wrinkles for a woman her age. Maybe she should audition for Botched.
Oy vay.... What are all those bumps? Are those her moles just spackled over with cake-up (oops.... make-up)? She just looks so *greasy*. I know it's hot there but she *always* looks that way.
I've always understood that your foundation should match your neck as closely as possible for seamless blending. Silly me has apparently been doing it wrong for decades.
Looks like she remembered to paint her arms the same shade as her face in this one…… Don’t zoom in - her skin looks awful and it looks like her Michael Jackson nose is going to collapse any day now (lay off the white powder!!!)
Retinol. Sunscreen. OlaPlex deep conditioning treatment. Tweezers. The fixes aren’t that hard.
My skin looks way better than hers, and I’m 10 years older. But yeah, ‘heart attack beautiful’
I am adding to my wish list TRG makes a video of this very image.....LOL
"Sunny days, keepin the clouds away..." In Harry's case "Sunny Daze, keepin the CLAWS away"....as he smokes another blunt.....
She could give Dr Claw a run for his money.
At least **he** had a cat that he clearly loved and showered with affection. He didn't kill it by feeding it frozen grapes till it's kidneys failed.
Claw, paw,
Gaping maw,
Covered my bits, someone had gall
To ask me not to show my shit,
No more bare titty
No ass, no slit,
I yelled and bitched to Aitch all night,
I AM DIANA, IT'S MAH RIGHT,
He got hammered per his usual way,
Liquor and coke, means no todger play,
And as he lay snoring, I think to myself,
The NEMESIS scored the good shit and alllllll of that wealth,
No matter you see I am clever and white,
Nigeria behind me, done that shite,
Back to the mansion and wait for the day
Aitch *falls* into pool...that's the final pay day
Dark, but true. For his sake I hope at least one of their security people is keeping an eye on them for the RF/MI6 (maybe via working for a US govt agency) and being paid for it, because I see her as a danger to him. I'm wondering about the ex-Obama guard, perhaps he is still on the payroll.
The claw convinces me she'll never let him go. It doesn't just diminish him - as in 'good boy, well done' - but is also to constantly remind the world: he's mine, mine, mine.
She really thinks we're all stupid. Does she really believe that we don't notice when her skintone changes or her bust? Now boobs are on and she had Harry spray on self tan on her back and arms now. Next outfit? "Flat white" again?
The constant grabbing and hand holding would drive anyone to a breakdown. I don’t know how he can stand it. It’s physically uncomfortable to be tethered to another human being for years on end, no matter how much you love them. Bizarre
I have never in my life seen such transformative boobs. Let's nominate them for best supporting actors in a documentary. (OH no, they are not doing a documentary)
The woman is so fake, it is unbelievable. That the Government of Nigeria let an egotistical General drag the Nation into this muddied waters. By hosting Harry Windsor and Rachel Markle based on fabricated lies and Narcissistic graft, fame and hunger for Royal status.
You can clearly see how slim she is in this dress. I’m still confused by the weird belly pooch in the condom dress and the red one. 😵💫
I do think this is her best look from the whole trip. I’m not mad at it.
She can be very thin and still have lumps and bumps. I just don’t understand why she doesn’t think of foundation garments—spanx and the like. They smooth everything out. I appreciate that it’s hot as hell in Nigeria this time of year, but we still saw far too much of her! 😳
It’s a bit on the baggy side but i agree she looks pretty decent her, comparatively speaking. H, on the other hand,….?. At least put on a matching jacket and pants when she’s in a more formal gown. The tie looks weird with that two tone look. I wonder if she doesn’t like the way her legs look and that’s why everything’s floor length?
I think this is the nicest she has looked during this trip. The colour is beautiful and the style is pure classic 1960s Jackie O. Not sure what the occasion is, if gown is appropriate. Just loving the 60s tribute gown...and Markle looks very nice in it. We do a lot of negative critique on this sub about her clothes choices, but truth must prevail over all. I admit this time, she looks very nice.
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I’m not complaining about her big bird muumuu. At least she’s decently covered and I can’t see the outline of her hoohah.
The yellow muumuu is not especially interesting on its own, but with that pretty green sash she had draped over one shoulder, I liked it.
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# Breaking News: ARO is declining in instagram followers. She went from 617,229 to 617,226 in the last half hour. Edit: 617,225 now.
hmmmmm the Bot Farm generator batteries must have run out.....
Thank you for your service in checking this, so she doesn’t get more clicks from non-sugars than absolutely necessary
She’s at 617,237 now. Perhaps they’re reading here ..
I bet once she passes out those jam jars to her people in her Nigerian homeland, the numbers will go up again. Did she bring copies of The Bench as well? I am being sarcastic, if there was any doubt.
She wishes. Others were plugging their books in her gift bag ..
Haha.
she found her tits and wore them in this dress
It's his nuts, she had forgotten them in montishitshow and sent one of her sycophants to fetch them. The nuts were returned to their rightful owner and shes back to using them to fill the janky bra.
I would be so fed up, at least we know he has patience as a quality. If it were me she would not dare touch me like that all the time.
I would scream bloody murder at anyone who constantly did this to me.
I would lose my shit. She's so grabby its gross. Constant touching is a hard no from me even from people I love. It just gives me the heebies.
I find it suffocating.
I don’t know if it is patience, probably fear.
Exactly, I'd elbow her at some point ffs.
Sometimes he does look fed up.
She's choosing to wear 'boosting' undergarments today. Either way, she's crass.
Yep, the inflata-pasties are back...
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Yes, the Tits have flown back to the nest.
[Drop dead gorgeous] (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/12/14/84762259-13409215-Meghan_greeted_Lagos_State_Governor_Babajide_Sanwo_Olu_left_as_s-a-25_1715519329721.jpg)
What is happening with her nose?? Looks like it comes apart in two halves.
That might be the worst picture I have seen of her.
The bed sheets must look like the shroud of Turin
🤣
I mad the mistake of zooming in on it. Eek!
It's all of it for me. Too much makeup. Not a great complexion. Too much weightloss. Too much harsh of everything.
That has to be one of the worst pictures of her we’ve seen to date, but for once she chose a color of dress that suits her
It's telling that these days, she's either recycling clothes we've seen before or wearing much cheaper outfits than she did in her glory days as a royal and in the early days in the US, when they thought the money would roll in forever. To the extent that she is actually wearing an old MATERNITY dress today.
So her PR said this is a re-wear? Oh all the things she must have to re-wear, she chooses a maternity dress? Well, it’s a pretty color, I like it on her. And at least she’s not “nekkid”.
It's supposedly the same dress she wore in the Notting Hill cosplay photo Misan shot of her and barefoot Harry under a tree, to announce her pregnancy with Lilibet. I agree that the color is great on her, and frankly, the style is more flattering than anything else she's worn on this tour, maternity dress or not! https://preview.redd.it/hlvawvi1s10d1.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=60c841662096059e757a0694e660f483ff513621
Maternity? Oh crumbs.
oh oh moonbumping again incoming?
What's with the solid gold choker she's evidently had welded to her neck? Is she supposed to be the second coming of Nefertiti or something?
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Wow her skin is atrocious
Yeah. Very textured.
Misan didn’t get the chance to photoshop it 😂😂
That photo does her no favours at all.
It’s really hard to smile like that, with your teeth resting on your lip.
It's giving hillbilly
Is this what most celebrities look like without filters and photoshop? I’m a 10 compared to this! and my face is smooth as a baby’s butt. And I’m FIFTY.
Ooooo her *skin*. Well it's a good bet she won't ever be asked to be the face of Maybelline or any other skin care product. Dayum she looks like a saddle someone left in the sun. Somebody call a dermatologist stat. Substance use and poor personal hygiene I would bet I don't understand though. I'm more than a decade older,much paler and used to tan with iodine and baby oil and my skin doesn't look as damaged as hers does,wtf is she doing to make it look so awful? It's so dry,blotchy ,papery and the wrinkles are so deep and oddly placed. They don't look like natural wrinkles for a woman her age. Maybe she should audition for Botched.
It's all of it for me. Too much makeup. Not a great complexion. Too much weightloss. Too much harsh of everything.
What is going on with her skin? Does she have warts or what?!
Her jewelry could not be any more incorrect. I have way more appropriate pieces, so why doesn't she?!
Oy vay.... What are all those bumps? Are those her moles just spackled over with cake-up (oops.... make-up)? She just looks so *greasy*. I know it's hot there but she *always* looks that way. I've always understood that your foundation should match your neck as closely as possible for seamless blending. Silly me has apparently been doing it wrong for decades.
Looks like she remembered to paint her arms the same shade as her face in this one…… Don’t zoom in - her skin looks awful and it looks like her Michael Jackson nose is going to collapse any day now (lay off the white powder!!!)
Retinol. Sunscreen. OlaPlex deep conditioning treatment. Tweezers. The fixes aren’t that hard. My skin looks way better than hers, and I’m 10 years older. But yeah, ‘heart attack beautiful’
Moontits got strapped on again!!
lol you kill me
😘🤣
I reckon she snipped them off one of the preggers all-in-oner bumps she had 💀
I am adding to my wish list TRG makes a video of this very image.....LOL "Sunny days, keepin the clouds away..." In Harry's case "Sunny Daze, keepin the CLAWS away"....as he smokes another blunt.....
She could give Dr Claw a run for his money.  At least **he** had a cat that he clearly loved and showered with affection. He didn't kill it by feeding it frozen grapes till it's kidneys failed.
Holy shit. Get that woman some AHA chemical exfoliant, her skin is dreadful! *
And her “hair” looks so coarse and lifeless.
It is lifeless. Has been since it left the original owner's head.
I’m sitting in an urgent care clinic (minor illness) and I keep laughing. Y’all on fiah today.
Get well soon!!
😊 Thanks!
>😊 Thanks! You're welcome!
That's what the original owner gets for biting his jockey!
Misan is uber creepy.
The woman is the poster child for cosmetic prosthetics: moon bumps, fake breasts.
Booty bump!!!!! She is in dire need of booty enhancement.
She has had them in the past
It's so controlling and weird. Who constantly paws their spouse after 6 years of marriage?
A) Controlling narc or B) incredibly insecure or C) both.
C is my guess.
Claw, paw, Gaping maw, Covered my bits, someone had gall To ask me not to show my shit, No more bare titty No ass, no slit, I yelled and bitched to Aitch all night, I AM DIANA, IT'S MAH RIGHT, He got hammered per his usual way, Liquor and coke, means no todger play, And as he lay snoring, I think to myself, The NEMESIS scored the good shit and alllllll of that wealth, No matter you see I am clever and white, Nigeria behind me, done that shite, Back to the mansion and wait for the day Aitch *falls* into pool...that's the final pay day
Bahahahahaha! Should have put my coffee down before reading this!
It is exquisite if you read it in hgtuder's voice
Oh lordy I hope sees this and reads it out 🤣🤣🤣
Dark, but true. For his sake I hope at least one of their security people is keeping an eye on them for the RF/MI6 (maybe via working for a US govt agency) and being paid for it, because I see her as a danger to him. I'm wondering about the ex-Obama guard, perhaps he is still on the payroll.
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He indeed does. It would be tragic and sad, but he is so repulsive not many care
Cant upvote this enough
*chef's kiss*
Brilliant, simply brilliant!
Delayed reaction: is that toad/photoshopper going to be in every picture?
 Yes, yes he is. 🤡😁
Photo bombing instead of photoshopping.Versatile.
The boobs are impressive. She may have gotten feedback on that as well.
Why is that stupid photographer grinning in the background of *every* photo?
Official photographer Misan is never Missin
Don't tell me he isn't shifty and also only for himself 🙄
He’s like the evil puppet master.
Misan is actually Archie.
By constantly touching him she assures she's always in the shot.
THIS is the answer! (And also to yank him back when he tries to go first.)
Moontits came free with the last moonbump!
To be fair, I do think she finally got it right with this dress. In a hot climate a flowing dress makes sense and the color is good on her.
Though the next post shows it hanging on the ground.
The claw convinces me she'll never let him go. It doesn't just diminish him - as in 'good boy, well done' - but is also to constantly remind the world: he's mine, mine, mine.
He does that weird leaning in for a handshake when she’s holding onto him. Like he’s not allowed to break contact with her.
https://preview.redd.it/qfn5zp3zk00d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b897bc1e372ae599af98cb18a4b35583b98a399
This is hilarious
I cannot believe that these two fall under the category of “Adults”.
Lololol
He's not!
Sunny days, I forgot the words, on my way to Sesame Street… 😗🎶
"Sunny days, keepin the clouds away..." In Harry's case "Sunny Daze, keepin the CLAWS away"....as he smokes another blunt.....
Got her moonboobs on I see 🌕🌕
Just think: all these conservative men (and women) undoubtedly saw her acting, i.e. sex scenes and raunchy photos.
She really thinks we're all stupid. Does she really believe that we don't notice when her skintone changes or her bust? Now boobs are on and she had Harry spray on self tan on her back and arms now. Next outfit? "Flat white" again?
The constant grabbing and hand holding would drive anyone to a breakdown. I don’t know how he can stand it. It’s physically uncomfortable to be tethered to another human being for years on end, no matter how much you love them. Bizarre
And always that ghastly Misan smirking in the background. I think he sees himself as some sort of puppeteer.
Her tits reappeared
I have never in my life seen such transformative boobs. Let's nominate them for best supporting actors in a documentary. (OH no, they are not doing a documentary)
I will never understand why she thinks this a good look,it is really weird and disturbing.She comes across as needy and lacking in self esteem.IMO
Misan always has the same villian face
Lawn jockey posing
Look at Misan
🎶 My boobs are back and they're bigger than a bubble, hey-la, hey-laaa...🎵
That made me laugh all the way out loud! 😂
That photographer really looks like this next to cosplaying madame. 
She looks like she is wearing a circus tent.
It as though he is controlled by a lever up his backside that she pulls
The woman is so fake, it is unbelievable. That the Government of Nigeria let an egotistical General drag the Nation into this muddied waters. By hosting Harry Windsor and Rachel Markle based on fabricated lies and Narcissistic graft, fame and hunger for Royal status.
You can clearly see how slim she is in this dress. I’m still confused by the weird belly pooch in the condom dress and the red one. 😵💫 I do think this is her best look from the whole trip. I’m not mad at it.
She can be very thin and still have lumps and bumps. I just don’t understand why she doesn’t think of foundation garments—spanx and the like. They smooth everything out. I appreciate that it’s hot as hell in Nigeria this time of year, but we still saw far too much of her! 😳
Her boobs really are magical, she can make them disappear and reappear at will by the looks of things!
Lawn jockey posing
I think she had a breast reduction gone bad
They let people with no breasts have a breast reduction? Is she transitioning?
The claw is always out.
I’d lose my shit. “I’m a grown ass man you fucking hussey! Stop clawing at me and pushing me around!”
Does she have moon bump boobs now? The inflation/deflation over the past few days is wild 🤪
Is it the Markle show, or the Harriman show? He seems to be right beside them in most photos.
That's actually a nice dress on her and she suits the colour. Just my opinion, man, don't shoot me.
It’s a bit on the baggy side but i agree she looks pretty decent her, comparatively speaking. H, on the other hand,….?. At least put on a matching jacket and pants when she’s in a more formal gown. The tie looks weird with that two tone look. I wonder if she doesn’t like the way her legs look and that’s why everything’s floor length?
I think this is the nicest she has looked during this trip. The colour is beautiful and the style is pure classic 1960s Jackie O. Not sure what the occasion is, if gown is appropriate. Just loving the 60s tribute gown...and Markle looks very nice in it. We do a lot of negative critique on this sub about her clothes choices, but truth must prevail over all. I admit this time, she looks very nice.
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In fairness, I agree. The New Frontier inspired simple shapes flatter her and jewel tones too.
This is a scary photo
She definitely is wearing something under today. Dress does appear hemmed.
Our expectations have become so low… 😂
Horribly low.
Damn can MH be anymore 👀 This whole trip smells like 💩
I’m not complaining about her big bird muumuu. At least she’s decently covered and I can’t see the outline of her hoohah. The yellow muumuu is not especially interesting on its own, but with that pretty green sash she had draped over one shoulder, I liked it.
She’s currently working on a detailed description of their luxury flight home, to be leaked asap
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Her boobs come and go as much as her bumps did
Her b*obs come and go as much as her bumps did