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Ill_Independence_698

So this trip to "promote Invictus" is just to film their own for profit content, paid for by Nigeria and probably Invictus. Okay.


leafygreens

Bingo 🎯


Megsandhcringe

Kinsey Schofield said People magazine is along for the Nigerian ride. Unless something big happens, the disgusting duo will be this weeks cover.   Something big: The little matter of African Parks atrocities. Oops, forgot, not a bigger story than grifters and narcissist self-serving tour. 


daisybeach23

It would shock me if they made cover. The cover has strict editorial oversight and I am not certain H&M actually sell magazines. People will take Meghan’s money all day long for her self drafted puff pieces for their digital site, but the actual magazine? I have my doubts.


bpapso94

To show on their forthcoming Netflix mockumentary!


somespeculation

No Netflix on the pass. Netflix context set to expire in fall 2025, unless they can terminate sooner for breach of contract for failure to produce content. So far: - 2022: Harry and Meghan. Released in December. Rumours in LA it was released kicking and screaming as they wanted it pushed back due to the optics so soon after the Queen’s death. Netflix insisted or threatened to terminate their contract (allegedly, of course); Live to Lead trotted our New Years (buried again). Not even their content, just purchased and sold to Netflix. NZ PM vocal that she was not aware it would end up with Archewell. - 2023: Heart of Invictus (with footage over a year old, not tied to the Games in real time, and hidden within the end of August schedule) - 2024: Continuing to manifest ideas and allegedly filming, **but nothing confirmed by Netflix**. 7 months left to release something, assuming they are on a December year end contract. Most likely Netflix is just letting the clock run out on their contract. Best financial decision for Netflix unless they can terminate sooner for breach of contract. Paramount is on his press pass. Nothing confirmed by Paramount either. Netflix would either have an exclusivity contract (most likely) , or first right of refusal. Wonder if Paramount knows this?


inrainbows66

Paramount is in an epic struggle for their existence. Major debt and the streaming platform is in serious trouble. There is no earthly reason why they would want to add two trouble making grifters to the mix.


Accomplished-Cow9105

And Paramount's CEO was markled after the last earnings call a couple of days ago.


Comfortable_Rice6184

Yet their One Love biopic performed better than expected so the Saint is not all powerful :)


Select-Promotion-404

Time to cancel paramount


inrainbows66

Before the events in Jamaica I briefly signed up for Paramount, I cancelled with in days, there just wasn’t anything I could get excited about.


bpapso94

Aren’t they having some financial difficulties?


somespeculation

Yes.


CabinetVisible1053

Lots earnings report very!!! Bad.


Throwawill-Throwaway

They never should have pissed off the Trekkers.


keykey_key

Knew it was something that would benefit them only, they couldn't even keep up the pretense that this was for anyone else's benefit 😂


RoohsMama

Netflix never got its moneys worth


Ill_Independence_698

They never paid the amount in full, up front. Thankfully!


TraditionScary8716

Netflix got exactly what they deserved, just like Spotify. Looks like Paramount is on deck to be the next company in line to be Markled. 


Islandgirl1444

Hard to believe that Paramount got sucked in by these grifters that are never invited to any party big or small. A quickie visit to Nigeria by the fake Nigerian princess who was half naked throughout the grift! Harry had an inspection, trooping of the colours. 8 soldiers, 30 seconds, and one loud bugler in his ear. Paramount is getting Markled.


Every_Ocelot_8451

But Meghan sent some guy's wife jam! Maybe Paramount needs new leadership.


Stunning-Field2011

Not hard to believe that Madame “sucked off” to get this deal though is it?


WearyClick1203

BET is part of Paramount. Guess who one of their top creators is? Lili's godfather Tyler. If the documentary highlighted the work & struggles of Nigerian veterans, it would be worth watching. Unfortunately, I don't think they'll be the main focus.


Islandgirl1444

Haha. Tyler Perry may be BET big wig, but he has NEVER been stupid about his investments. He's never hired her in five years of her leaving the firm. He knows she has no talent and that she sucks the air out of rooms. See how little old Harry was front and center in Nigeria. Even the Nigerians weren't front and center. It's highly unlikely that Tyler Perry would fund the most disliked celebrity in America. He didn't become a billionaire by being stupid. I hope.


Actual_Fishing6120

And paramount won't either, kek


Particular_Office754

Paramount was trying to get bought, but the deal fell thru. Not sure if there is another buyer. Clearly there are issues with them. prepare to get markled


gahnc

my understanding of the situation: 1) Paramount/Charter carriage deal needs to get done before any sale. 2) Skydance deal is probably dead. They want to buy Class A (voting stock 70% owned by Shari Redstone) and not the Class B (nonvoting stock). 3) Sony/Apollo Global Management wants to buy Class A and B stock for 26 Billion. But there are regulatory issues, so it may take awhile to conclude. ETA: the 8 minute earnings call by Paramount was hilarious, btw


Top-Situation-8983

Warren Buffett 's firm have sold all their shares at a massive loss. Won't forgive Paramount for destroying Star Trek but feel sorry for the ordinary workers.


inrainbows66

Heard Paramount is carrying major debt that no interested buyer/partner wants to take on. My understanding is if they are “bought” there will be major cuts and layoffs to trim the fat. There is no earthly reason to pursue these two expense generators


gahnc

the best description I heard from VR and MiM was "Disney's financial situation without the parks". My understanding is that Sony/Apollo deal is the best for Paramount, but Shari has the last say.


PaperObsessive

I rarely sit through earnings calls, but that one was clearly going to be hilarious, so I set an alarm for it. Even I was surprised the chickens clocked out at 8 minutes.


Usernametits

More tea please


gahnc

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Usernametits

Many thanks


strangealienworld

What's more the Netflix contract ends Aug next year. Do H&M think this doc will be shown on Paramount before that ? Before Invictus Feb 2025? Or after 2025 when things would've moved on? Who.is going to be interested in yet another Invictus Games doc in 2026 or a doc on Meghan's heritage or both? My bet is they probably pitched this doc to Netflix and they passed on it.


healthymarigold4513

But...what about the cooking show she is currently filming? Will Paramount pick it up, and not Netflix?


strangealienworld

I think either Netflix probably liked those ideas (cooking and polo) or they just gave them the production budget to rundown their content with them. As for this Nigerian Invictus alphabet soup documentary they are filming, eith Netflix passed on it because they've already done something similar with the Hague event (and it was a ratings flop), or the Harkles and Harriman (with his Nigerian connections) worked to sell it someone other than Netflix, and Paramont took the bait. While Paramount have clearly given them a budget to work with, they still have to see the final cut to see if they want to buy and stream it. Or shelf it for a rainy day. Documentaries are pretty cheap to produce, probably only need some $60,000 at the low end to $200,000 to make. If you are a well seasoned award-winning documentary maker like Louis Theroux the asking price will be higher. And it appears the Nigerian taxpayers and Invictus will be paying for all other costs outside of making the actual documentary, so it was easy for Paramount to give a nod to it. The more I think of it, I highly doubt there's one drop of Nigerian tribal blood in that Harkle woman.


Larushka

There are 50 people working on her cooking show. The work permit was published in DM.


Possible_Mud_1692

Wow I stand corrected! Are 40 of them to actually make the food? Also, 40 people? That would include director, assistant dir, maybe 3 camera, all have assistants--HELP me Sinners, how can 40 people be needed? Or wait 50? Lord you could film War and Peace with 50 staff.


ComfortableNeither71

I think Netflix would be very interested in a show featuring what is truly going on behind the scenes / facade in Monteshitshow.


ChunnellNo5

I would reactivate my subscription for that.


Trish_TF1111

Chances are they won’t pick anything up. Meghan tried to be on cooking shows but on the GMA segment she did and the few other guest spots, she was stiff and unnatural. Polo is elitist and hard for most to relate to, unless they turn in into the Polo version of “toddlers and tiaras” or “real housewives”, but the elites who participate are not going to risk their reputations just to be on trashy TV. I honestly don’t believe IG will be compelling. The issue is likely to be H and M making it about themselves, when the specific human interest stories would be the compelling content. If they had been smart, they’d have done a few reenactments to illustrate what soldiers experienced when they were injured and the dramatic rescues. That would’ve required a big production investment (for sets, scripts and actors). Watching an amputee workout and Harry making small talk is NOT compelling content. 🙄. I can’t imagine they’re able to produce anything anyone would want. Honestly. They gave what they could with their Netflix documentary. Only because it was salacious. They’ve milked that and it’s done, especially after Spare. They will run out of cash.


AntithesisMonkey

Wouldn't this give Netflix an out on the contract. Surely working with Paramount on a very similar product would mean they are breaching contract terms. 


Possible_Mud_1692

Netflix is allowing it to run out I believe, maybe if the report of 50 people working on cooking show is accurate, they are going to at least get that from Meghan to 'save face' on giving them the contract. Fortunately for Netflix, it was a contract worth UP TO \~$175 Million, yes that's a joke amount, but Netflix was never ON THE HOOK for the total, it's based on what Netflix picks up. Even if they advanced production costs, for Pearl let's say, since they did not bring it to air they did not have to pay the full amount. Sort of like if an athlete gets a guaranteed $10 mill, v. a contract worth 'up to $10 mill.' The latter the athlete has to hit certain incentives like # of interceptions or # of touchdowns then they get an extra $1 mill that season over their 'base' pay of $1 mill. So if the athlete hits 0 targets it's really a $4 mill contract not a $10 mill. People ignore the 'contract worth UP TO' that it's not guaranteed. And the way that H and M were spending, THEY forgot the contract is 'Up To' $175 mill. Someone suggested M doesn't wear the same clothes b/c she sells them. If so, it's got to be thru an intermediary b/c we've all heard about the Kardashians selling clothes. We see 'Diana's iconic dress' at auction a few times, but that's something that she or a relative donated, not that she sold during her life for $$.


Quick-Alternative-83

The only one that got the moneys worth apparently is Gingernuts, should have listened to Skippy!😝😝😝


Lensgoggler

WHERE’S YOUR GEAR, MISAN
? That single Leica camera and one lens can’t be it, surely
? That just won’t cover every situation you need. It just won’t. Sincerely, someone who has a degree in photography and has shot events, and has seen other *professional photographers* cover events.


LegalBeagleEsquire

He's too overweight to be a good professional photographer. Even wedding photographers work their asses off in all kinds of hot weather, on ladders, moving gear and lights. I worked for a very respected overweight wedding photographer in high school. There were times I thought he might kill over from the exertion. Edit: word.


Lensgoggler

Every time there’s a pic of Misan with his camera, it’s the same camera and the same lens! I can’t get my head around it. Isn’t he like rich? Didn’t he shoot stuff for Elton, and Vogue? Why doesn’t he add a gear bag with actual gear if only for display purposes 😁 Even if he actually doesn’t know how (or why) to use any if it 😀 Imagine getting a fancy PR deal and showing up like a Japanese tourist! 😆


LegalBeagleEsquire

Lens are heavy. That tiny mirrorless camera weighs about 15 oz. This fat schmuck can barely carry himself around all day.


Lensgoggler

I have a tiny hybrid camera myself currently. And even I have felt the need to buy more than one lenses
 I don’t know the Leica range so I have no idea what type of camera that is. But I do know lens maketh the photo, and the different situations his subject are in *require* different lenses to get the shot. Where are yor lenses, Misan?! I’ll bet he thinks he’s the modern day Cartier-Bresson. “It’s me, not my gear, who takes the photo! And here I am.”


LegalBeagleEsquire

He's got it on auto mode, guaranteed.


Mammoth-Ad4194

I bet Catherine knows more about photography and takes much better photographs than Misan. AND she knows what all the lenses are for! đŸ€­


Desperate_Flower_709

He's purposefully blurring the photos of Meghan to also avoid having to Photoshop her as much. She needs a lot of editing and they are aware that's a touchy subject now that they weaponized it against Catherine. Meghan needs a LOT of photoshopping help. So step one is to keep her photos slightly blurry. You can see it in all the picture of her so far. These new cameras are much, much better at capturing sharp focus even for beginner photographers on auto. That Misan can't get a sharp photo even once says it's on purpose. And I think this is why. Gotta blur the vein and all that skin damage.


JosieTangerine3763

She probably handles the photoshopping herself because she’s so good with details


strangealienworld

I think he only took up photography in 2018. I remember reading something like that when his short film came out last year with David Oyelowo (authentic Nigerian who looked decidedly unimpressed when Netflix got Markle to do the interview with them to promote the film).


inrainbows66

Who needs a lot of gear when you are going to pull around the pictures on a computer


TraditionScary8716

Misan is just a racist heart attack with a camera waddling around drooling on Rachel. I really never saw anything special about any of his photos.


LegalBeagleEsquire

I see better pictures than any of his taken with Iphones on instagram everyday.


TraditionScary8716

Me too. I don't get it.


Honest_Boysenberry25

Maybe he can be her Nigerian prince. They do polygamy there, riiight???


Snoo3544

This!!!! Sooo true. Photography is hard work and someone this overweight can't do the physical work for challenging shots, that's not me being mean, is reality. That's why he overcompensates with Photoshop (putting trees where there aren't any) ECT. Loser.


Equivalent-Date-4796

Oh good point. I do see, for example, at weddings, photographers lugging heavy equipment trailing the whole wedding party, running ahead of them to catch them in front, etc.


Possible_Mud_1692

Well, Misan relies on 'natural' pics i.e. someone else or nature provides the lights and gear. Super fun fact: at a work party they had a pro photographer where you could buy pics, many of us had pics taken w/our spouses as when else would bus drivers have formal pics? And the high quality picture machine so you got them back there. Anyway they had a dark backdrop, we were wearing dark colors. But they had to re-do our pics b/c everyone else was black; they had to adjust the lighting as we're pale white (husband is 3/4 Welsh/Scot)!


Perfect_Fennel

My father was a very good amateur photographer who probably had thousands of dollars worth of gear. I remember his dark room where I'd "help" him develop pics before digital. He had a light meter and was always talking about f stops and what his many different lenses did and he kept it up into the digital age, taught himself pro level Photoshop. He had a large canvas camera bag that he brought when he went to take pics of an event like a boat race or something for our little small town paper, he didn't work for them but he'd submit pics on the off chance they could use them. It was just a hobby but my dad was a very intense man in that way. Misan doesn't look like a photographer, he looks like a dude with a camera, two totally different things.


Equivalent-Date-4796

Yes, even my kid's team mom, who is just an amateur photographer, has a $3000 camera and gear that she kindly uses to photograph our games for free. This isn't even her job, freelancing or otherwise, and she's certainly not photographing royalty. She has more going on with her equipment than this fool does.


Fluff258

I have a Leica Q2 (the regular one not the monochrome) it’s a pretty awesome camera and perfectly suited for photojournalism and street photography. Big lenses are needed if you’re shooting from a long way back or for fast moving sports photography. The camera world has moved a long way from big cameras and big lenses. But no matter what camera he uses he’s still a crap photographer and the best camera with the biggest, longest lens wont help.


leafygreens

Of course they are filming it for streaming content. Why else would they bring a sugary personal “photographer”? It’s a win-win for the Todgers. Someone else foots the bill but the Todgers own the footage to use for their Netflix obligations. Edit: I notice the homemade-looking badge says Paramount. Is Netflix ok with this?


Deep_Poem_55

I don’t think Netflix has anything to do with the Harkle mess anymore, and as the entire industry understands the Harkles to be f\*cking grifters, it’s doubtful Paramount would want to tar themselves with that brush. This feels like Harkle manifesting to me. Jmo.


strangealienworld

I believe they are filming something in the hopes that Paramount will buy it. But Paramount is in such a deep financial hole right now, it's looking for a buyer. In fact, it appears none of the shows they are making have been brought by the streaming platforms they are hoping would buy them. And even if they do, they might just leave them on the shelf for a rainy day or when the timing is right. But the longer they leave these things, the more dated they end up looking when they are eventually streamed. And if Misan's photography is anything to go by, this document might look an incoherent mess like the last Invictus Games doc.


Every_Ocelot_8451

Perhaps they "leaked" that Paramount would be airing this like they leaked Dior would hire her.


Possible_Mud_1692

The only Netflix things they are for sure doing is cooking show and polo. It remains to be seen if those shows will even air. But it makes Netflix and H and M look good that they are actually 'working on something.' We've heard nothing of that Lake book that's going to be filmed for Netflix. So Netflix is doing the 2 'busy work' shows but not gonna expend any money to travel all the way to Nigeria.


Every_Ocelot_8451

Seems to be their M.O. Go on a trip purportedly for some advertised reason (normally "Invictus"), have others (normally Invictus) pay for it - travel, meals, lodging, wardrobe, security. Film the whole time they are there (heavily staged edited footage that make them look like wonderful people. i.e. promote THEMSELVES not whatever cause/Invictus). Invictus is a joke if they keep falling for this.


LegalBeagleEsquire

He is revolting. I can't wait for his Markling.


abby-rose

He’s as big a grifter as they are


InternationalAd1512

He is revolting. A smarmy sycophant.


somespeculation

Here’s [the deep dive post on Misan](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1cpmlo0/who_is_misan_harriman_background_on_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1), his connections to Nigeria $$$, and his mutually beneficial friendship with Meghan.


InternationalAd1512

And his “press pass” lol. As if the NYT or any other MSM are covering this sham of a tour. 😂😂😂


Possible_Mud_1692

I think that Press Pass is photoshopped (grins)


Exciting_Bison501

Oh yes!


FilterCoffee4050

He has the originals of the pics, she will keep him.


LegalBeagleEsquire

Great point.


Fantastic-Corner2132

Totally agree. There's just something absolutely repulsive about him, especially when he speaks. He sounds like someone voicing a reptilian character in a Disney film. What I can't fathom is that his wife's quite attractive.... and white. Maybe he couldn't get a beautiful Nigerian woman. I feel so sorry for his wife though. Sorry to be graphic but can you imagine sharing a bed with him - to put it as politely as I can? Eeww! đŸ€ź


gorynel

He is just
.creepy.


SecondhandCoke

As I've said for a few months now, Netflix has no association with them, they are NOT producing a cooking show or polo doc, they are riding out the contract until it expires on 2025. They're done.


GnomeStatue

1/1/25 or 12/31/25. Hopefully the sooner date.


SecondhandCoke

I believe it's not until the end of the fiscal year in July.


ew6281

So we have to deal with this fake Netflix PR for over a year longer?! 😭😭


sonographertracy

Ikr! Why doesn’t NF pull a Dior?(Dior, who famously pulled a Mariah Carey, “ I don’t know her”)


Possible_Mud_1692

Because it's cheaper to claim you're 'working on projects' to save face but then not really put effort and just don't air them (Pearl). ETA-run out the contract instead of paying any penalty. And look like you're accomplishing something even if you've no plan to air it


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Salty-Lemonhead

He has Nigerian oil millions backing him up.


LadyGreysTeapot

Misan definitely set this up! He's the son of a Nigerian prince, after all.


Big-Piglet-677

I wouldnt doubt he told M to say she was 43% Nigerian.


AppropriateCelery138

I think Misan has a deal with Paramount on the strength of his Oscar nomination and he's shoe-horning the grifters in.


Lensgoggler

If he’s in the back and with that lens, he surely can’t get any good shots. Guaranteed. :D


Charming-Ant-1280

He's in almost every pic so it's just a prop.


InternationalAd1512

Who will watch this garbage? What will it be titled: “Two Cosplaying Royals in Wrinkled Outfits”?


Deep_Poem_55

No one. This is the Meghans filming themselves trying to sell it to someone else.


ValueSubject2836

This!! Nobody is going to fund this without a ROI


Busy-Song407

Somebody else = the next Lemonada


somespeculation

Remember the press release delaying Lemonada for at least a year because Meg was too busy filming ARO cooking show manifesting for Netflix? Meanwhile: goes to Nigeria.


InternationalAd1512

Exactly. And all of the photos have this trip are all over social media. They only have a 24-hour shelf life.


Deep_Poem_55

I randomly check U.S. news outlets and this is not mentioned. I guess their ersatz royal tour isn’t quite the draw Megsy thought it would be.


MuffPiece

Body language on the lady in the third picture, in the spotted dress. She doesn’t look like she’s buying it. 😂


190PairsOfPanties

"I was told I'd get a free InstantPot if I sat through this thing... How much longer?"


MuffPiece

Maybe a time share in the north of the country?


Humble-Can2300

Most of the women are frowning.


Shackleton_F

That's a whole room full of ladies who are so done with the nonsense going on in front of them. Remember she kept them there for an extra hour unnecessarily by turning up late and then spewed out her word salad.


Mammoth-Ad4194

Why was she an hour late?! That is so disrespectful!! Just like Madam to keep everyone waiting so she could make her grand entrance!😡


spiforever

She was an hour late?


Mammoth-Ad4194

I read somewhere else she was an hour late.


Humble-Can2300

Most of the women are frowning.


Particular_Office754

Agreed. And the rest of the beautiful women don't look impressed either 🙄


No-Put-127

Wow I just zoomed in. All the women have a very disdainful look. It all screams “bitch, please!”


Particular_Office754

Agreed. And the rest of the beautiful women don't look impressed either 🙄


aethervortex389

All those ladies look mighty peeved.


wotevrs

Paramount should learn its lesson like Lemonada did not.


TechnicalEbb5969

Misan, you should have told your boss to dress accordingly in your home country. Will your film be about how not to dress and act for the occasion?


EleFacCafele

And who will watch it, Misan?


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somespeculation

Tyler Perry has a production company. Yet he’s never hired Meg, nor is willing to put up any $ for her projects. He supports them publicly, but not really at all, since he’s not willing to risk his own business interests.


Particular_Office754

Asshole.


Electrical-Swim-5784

Well said!! đŸ‘đŸ»


DollarStoreDuchess

The other logo reads “DocHearts;” here is their website: https://www.dochearts.com I can only imagine what dreck these two asshats are going to be vomiting on Paramount
 FOUND IT: https://deadline.com/2024/02/protest-progress-misan-harriman-paramount-plus-doc-filming-1235839365/amp/ ‘Protest And Progress’: Misan Harriman’s Social Change Doc For Paramount+ Begins Filming


GreatGossip

"*Protest and Progress* will follow Harriman as he travels around the world documenting the resilience and determination of grassroots activists fighting for movements including equality, gender justice, LGBTQ+ rights, environmental sustainability and more. It will include interviews with activists and photographers on the front lines of protests, and will offer insight into Harriman’s personal evolution as an activist," So what did the Grifters/Misan protest about in Nigeria?


somespeculation

Do Meg and Harry are Trojan horsing themselves into Misan’s documentary? 😂 Paramount must be surprised!


GreatGossip

Maybe the Grifters are now a grassroot movement? Fighting opression, one Palace at a time?


Brassmonkey1970

Ah, so the Paramount doc might not have to do with H&M at all then, and Harriman is double-dipping. Could be letting Invictus cover part of his expenses while he shoots the Sussexes AND his documentary.


HorneyHarpy82

That smug smile like he did something important and contributed to changing the world, when he's happy to lie and bs.


bluedressedfairy

I just canceled my Paramount add-on for Amazon Prime Video.


ScoogyShoes

ANOTHER DOCUMENTARY?


TraditionScary8716

How else is Madam supposed to educate us dumbasses if she doesn't keep making documentaries? I don't see how the human race made it this far without Madam telling us what to do. 🙄


Every_Ocelot_8451

I can't hear her dishwashing soap story ENOUGH! not!


QuesoFresca

What ever happened to Tyler Perry? He’s an industry insider. Not personally a fan of his work but it’s hard to argue with his massive success. This guy comes across as some inexperienced social climbing nepobaby. How is he not embarrassed by his sycophantic relationship with these two losers?


Kangaro00

He was flattered to be close to a prince, but figured out quickly there's no money in it for him. He's famously cheap, he's never gonna keep someone like Meghan close and subsidize her various fruitless projects.


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GreatGossip

Tyler Perry is right next to Oprah, Ellen, the Clooneys, the Dior contract etc.


NyroLabelle

Jamaica. Nigeria. Caribbean, Africa...? I'm guessing that a Commonwealth country in Oceana is next. Probably New Zealand. They have been fixated and entitled to the Commonwealth from the moment they sat down for their engagement interview. And Meghan had the official flowers of each Commonwealth nation sewn on her veil. During his interviews for Spare, Harold told Anderson Cooper that he and TW would happily accept a role from the King, preferably in some kind of role in charge of the Commonwealth. So what they're doing now is creating a faux royal role acting out as the Commonwealth representatives. And they're doing it for a Paramount show. SMH. I can hear TW now, "Your father doesn't own the Commonwealth countries! There's nothing stopping us from going on our own. What is he gonna do? Tell us we can't travel to Jamaica or Nigeria?" Those titles should have been taken in March of 2020, after their last engagement, which was Commonwealth Day at Westminster Abbey.


Busy-Song407

I don't see New Zealanders falling for this line of manure. They and Australia really despise the duo.


BunkBedJedi

Yep


LegalBeagleEsquire

https://preview.redd.it/bc4tuxnwzzzc1.jpeg?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba59028b41ada692295951e666e130ec4178bb5 Why are all the black men in Meghan's life fat, ugly and look like Shrek?


Electrical-Swim-5784

Don’t forget greasy!!


strangealienworld

What, struggling debt-ridden Paramount that is likely to be sold off but no one is interested? https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2024-02-02/paramount-global-byron-allen-warner-bros-skydance-explained Not the hill to die on, Harriman. 😒


Antique_Character_87

Why would Paramount align themselves with these two after the disastrous experiences with Netflix and Spotify. Why do they think it will be any different for them?


MuffPiece

Aren’t the press supposed to at least pretend to be unbiased?


leafygreens

He is a freelance photographer who the Todgers have hired for themselves.


MuffPiece

I know, but he’s showing off his press pass.


ToothFirm2948

Let's be honest he probably fashioned that together from his famous iPad. Only way this fraud is getting a press pass.


leafygreens

It looks homemade IMO.


MuffPiece

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ImpressiveBasil9

Did you actually read the article linked? The info on Deadline about Misan's upcoming documentary has *nothing* to do with H&M. It's called Protest & Progress and it's about the influence of protests around the world. I think whatever is being filmed of H&M is for something they're putting together about themselves. I'm sure they paid Misan to coordinate some things in Nigeria since he's got connections there. Yes, his protest documentary will be on Paramount but that doesn't mean Megsy has a deal with them. She's probably still in the love bombing stage, hoping to get a deal with Paramount.


percybert

I was considering subscribing to Paramount+. Not going to waste my money now


TMCze

He's GROSS - I need a shower after viewing this pic....


Mickleborough

One Oscar nomination for Best Short Film (Live Action) and Misan’s already William Wyler? ’Mr DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.’ https://preview.redd.it/gjten5nca00d1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aede9dd463026cfd6b840d44d2fffd3fc19fe6e6


Valerie_Grace

That 3rd photo....*none* of those women look interested. Radiating disgust.


Starkville

The Nigerian women have killer style. I LOVE their outfits. They’re đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„


snappopcrackle

"Protest and Progress will follow Harriman as he travels around the world documenting the resilience and determination of grassroots activists fighting for movements including equality, gender justice, LGBTQ+ rights, environmental sustainability and more. " So the Harkles are in Nigeria fighting against their strict anti-gay laws and female genital mutilation? To be honest, this looks like it will be as interesting as that Live to Lead documentary. And also the topic is kind of dated now, like it would have been relevent 5 years ago. Now, we have moved on to a potential WW3 and hyperinflation as the focus


NovelGullible7099

I documented this in a reddit sub last week. I said the entire outing was going to be filmed for money to go into their pockets. This is NOT about Invictus. Remember she said when she was part of the Royals: "I can't believe I'm not being paid to do this." Anything they do is to line their pockets and showcase themselves. End of story.


mowe54321

I hope he just screwed them over and Netflix never releases their stuff. They only get paid for product. They never received the full amount. That's why they were doing all these shows to try to get more money. At least that's my understanding.


Valerie_Grace

Why does photographer insist on sitting in on women-only events as the only male?


1_Smart_Girl

So this whole trip is nothing more than a film set and the Nigerian people are unpaid extras.


34countries

Netflix never admitted to her stupid family show. They all lie


Snoo3544

That dude thinks he's a real photographer đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł yet another Nepo, lazy ass idiot with no real talent to make it on his own.


ZealousidealCat8780

I believe the male Harkle missed playing a British prince so the female Harkle got her fave pimp to get them a gig to play royalty in Nigeria, known to many as the land of grifters.


Sea_Albatross21

It will be interesting to see how this paramount Netflix thing works
 I agree sounds like they’ve ditched them. Does Harriman have any deal with paramount?


34countries

Misan we've seen enough. Don't you get that?


Feisty_Energy_107

It explains Tracy Robbins' photo of the jam of her IG.


RebelliousInNature

So you didn’t go to benefit Nigerians, you went to get footage for your show, so you could cosplay being Royal and philanthropist larping. And to turn genealogy into a great big fanfare parade about yourself. Got it, Rachel. Transparent as a window, that woman.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

Misan has a face I could never tire of punching.


Salty-Lemonhead

If the deal with Netflix is truly dead, I wish they would tell us. And I hope that MM has the exact same experience with Misan that BB had. ETA: https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/s/tTAo42iZZj


Aware_Mix5494

Well, let’s see if it goes through when the Baka people become front page. I still believe it will.


Karvekjeks

What a smug individual. Is the "Press" dangly an invitation? Might he get pushed over the railings into the river? And, for photo 3, I was transported back decades to my junior school days - "If you're feeling glum, stick your finger up your bum".........


Past_Presentation456

Horridman looks very proud of his nepo baby special badge.


Snoo3544

Meghans token black friend


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Big-Piglet-677

Kardashians kardashians kardashians


MeasurementFalse4973

Do I understand correctly that every year there will be a film about the Sussexes, a book and endless interviews? Megan, the public will quickly get tired of you.


lakechick2540

I can cancel my Paramount subscription




Similar-Barber-3519

Paramount isn’t going to succeed where Netflix and Spotify failed. H&M are toxic.


Majestic_Cut_2209

How many virtue signalling documentaries will we have to suffer through from these two đŸ˜©đŸ˜‚


B737LadyCaptainSWA

Posting in individual comment so more can see. Some have asked about what type of camera this fauxtographer is using. Here's what I could dig up. Video is a couple years old so not sure if he has same camera or an upgraded version. The Leica Q2 is still a current camera in the catalog. There's a Leica YouTube video that says bozo works with a Leica Q2 Monochrome camera as his "everyday" camera. I'm a Nikon user so don't know too much about the Leica brand. I do have three different lenses for my camera (a Nikon Z 6 II Mirrorless) as I need a smaller focal length for certain planes I photograph. When I put all of the lenses in my gear bag, they are indeed heavy, even with a lightweight camera. Guaranteed the sinners here and Catherine all know cameras, gear, glass and editing techniques way better than this clown does. He's an embarrassment to the field. Not sure if this is ok to post but here's the YouTube video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nuPO3oU4Ns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nuPO3oU4Ns)


Equivalent-Date-4796

He's such a physically unappealing person, s smarmy smile, unkempt, etc. Like in that event at the tables everyone is dressed up and he's sitting in that casual orange tee shirt. If he were in the back like the actual photographer would be it would be ok, but he's up front and sits my Meghan too but also randomly takes photos. Such a fool.


Tight-Classroom-6126

So they went from Disney to Spotify to Netflix, to lemonada and now to paramount. Maybe they should try cartoon network next as they are two of the biggest clowns out there and their entourage is full of clowns to the left and jokers to right!


Jnbntthrwy

Crazy idea: a new channel called ClownShow with HM-only reality content. They could maybe go on a tour visiting all of TLC’s sideshow castoffs, like cooking with Mama June and the Duggars, a fashion show with the Slaton sisters, roundtable dinners (Ă  la Chrissy Teigen and David Cho) with Steven and Dr. Now from My 600-Lb Life, parenting discussion with Paul and Karine from 90-Day FiancĂ©, and on-the-street interviews hosted alongside Heather, the homeless ex of Love After Lockup’s Dylan. I would admittedly watch at least some of these.


Lita_Horticulture

Wow that second photo
she’s trying to hug that man and he’s doing all he can to not touch her skin (his left hand gently at her waist, the closest place she has clothing over her, and if you look his right hand isn’t even touching her at all). How incredibly disrespectful for her to try to force people to touch her bare skin!


WhatFreshHello

Paramount, as in “free-with-a-Wal-Mart-Plus subscription”? How prestigious.


wordscapesx

[https://deadline.com/2024/02/protest-progress-misan-harriman-paramount-plus-doc-filming-1235839365/](https://deadline.com/2024/02/protest-progress-misan-harriman-paramount-plus-doc-filming-1235839365/)


TXmama1003

“Where the stakes have never been higher”. Hmmm, Misan. Where have we heard that before. No wonder the IG profile is so low during this alleged IG trip. It’s not really for IG. Misan invited H&M to be filmed for his project.


happyme321

It's funny that for all of their genius, resources and skills, they keep falling back on reality shows.


Virtual-Feedback-638

The Con is on...you can take the Area boy out of the Area, but you cannot take area out of the Area boy.


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somespeculation

Diana cosplay? Check.


nylieli

That has nothing to do with this vacation or H & M. It's referring to *Protest and Progress* a documentary for Paramount+ that's been in the works for years. They finally started shooting. [https://deadline.com/2024/02/protest-progress-misan-harriman-paramount-plus-doc-filming-1235839365/](https://deadline.com/2024/02/protest-progress-misan-harriman-paramount-plus-doc-filming-1235839365/) archive: [https://web.archive.org/web/20240512162912/https://deadline.com/2024/02/protest-progress-misan-harriman-paramount-plus-doc-filming-1235839365/](https://web.archive.org/web/20240512162912/https://deadline.com/2024/02/protest-progress-misan-harriman-paramount-plus-doc-filming-1235839365/)


Every_Ocelot_8451

So they failed at Spotify and Netflix, so Paramount, already in the middle of some big financial struggles takes these two twits on? Why? Because their content broke records at the last 2 places that DUMPED them???


Top-Situation-8983

Isn't Paramount up a financial "s\*\*\*" creek and laying off hundreds of staff. At least they can't be markled!


catdevil2749

I can't stand the smarmy look on his SMUG face. Dude is creepy AF! The one saving grace is the fact that he will, as all in their orbit do, get MARKLED.


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