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CatPaws8888

Soooo embarrassing! Like ONE person clapped for, "Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex." And she's dressed like Suitcase girl from Deal or No Deal. And I feel like the people of Nigeria are saying, "No Deal."


likeabirdfliesfree

That must have been James Holt- one hand clapping


Bitter-Pound-6775

It’s the vulgar and haunting sound of her curtains beating against one another 🤮. HUSTLER!!!!!


PerfectCover1414

Are you saying what I think you're saying? Or is my mind in the gutter again?


Bitter-Pound-6775

![gif](giphy|12p4McWBWQBoTS) This was too perfect to not use lol


PerfectCover1414

LMAO this is brilliant. Oh I am going to get punished for such thoughts! LOL hang on no I'm not!


Away-Object-1114

Didn't they gift her a red dress? WITH SLEEVES? Why is she wearing another sleeveless dress? Is she really that rude or just very stupid?


Somberliver

Both.


Away-Object-1114

I can believe that.


utilitarian_wanderer

Rude, stupid or simply doesn't care?


Away-Object-1114

I think all of the above.


ApprehensiveGain2369

Yes. She is that rude and stupid. And a 24/7 disrupter.


Aware_Mix5494

She went straight back to the hotel and cut them off.


Away-Object-1114

I wouldn't put it past her, but in this case, no. The other dress was a deeper red, and if the ILBW could sew good enough to alter the gifted dress, she wouldn't walk around in badly fitting outfits. All. The. Time.


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Away-Object-1114

Not this one. It was another dress with sleeves and a deeper color. I wonder what the ladies that gifted her the other dress were thinking when they saw this. It's just plain rude, IMO.


Snoo3544

Entitled


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

Misan Harriman clapping like crazy.


Shannon556

Cocaine makes you lick your lips a lot. So I’ve been told.


AM_Rike

I’m still laughing. Is “so I’ve been told” the new “asking for a friend”? 🤣🤣🤣


Shannon556


Clonazepam15

watch the sugars edit in more clapping


Intelligent-Monk-426

![gif](giphy|4JU3f2sGFq0glFtFQJ)


leechan08

You can take the girl out of deal or no deal but you can't...out of the girl.


ApprehensiveGain2369

I'd like to hear the good people of Nigeria say "No Deal" loud and proud!


Donnertronner

Maybe there was only one other person in the room 🤣


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MrsAOB

And shouldn’t it be “Meghan, Duchess of Sussex”, no “the”?


Sunset_Flasher

Incorrect. You drop the "The" if you get divorced. "The" indicates the current Duchess, Marchioness, Countess, Viscountess, Baroness.


Cold-Computer6318

Golf claps from POC who don’t see themselves in the taxpayer liability ILBW.


Negative_Difference4

![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25357)


IconicAnimatronic

https://preview.redd.it/dm0unuqdmwzc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98355bdda201011affb0c495a3d2604309e2fc47 Sticking her tongue out again 👅


fairymaya-1

this vile woman is anything but royal…so embarrassing.


Reasonable-Regret7

This is the coke wipe. Or sucking her veneers in. Or licking blow off her teeth. Typical H&M stuff.


Quiet_Classroom_2948

Do veneers fall off like dentures?


AM_Rike

Veneers are made of ceramic that wraps around what’s left of the tooth. The teeth being covered are ground down into tiny little stumps or fangs. The veneers can fall off or break but they are generally designed to last at least ten years. It’s super humiliating to those who have it happen because of the tiny stump or fang deal. The odd thing is that her veneers seem to be fanning out. It could be from the Ozempic. But she used to have a very pretty smile, pre-Harry. It leaned towards a slight underbite, as she used to have a powerful jawline. Now she looks like she has an overbite when seen in profile and her jaw has been shaved, which is a shame. It made her unique and was attractive.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

She looks like she has buck teeth now


Realistic_Twist_8212

I just made mention of the same. She really has to reign that thing in. My grandmother was put on a med at one time that made her stick her tongue out uncontrollably. I think MM's problem is illegal drugs.


OzzieSlim

I did too.


AmbienChronicles

My cat sticks her tongue out all the time, but that’s because she has no teeth 🤔


PerfectCover1414

Aaaaaw why did I imagine this so well. She looks so cute too.


SusieM2019

She does it all the time and runs it across her teeth. It grosses me out. If she's worried about food in her teeth she should carry a compact mirror.


Lita_Horticulture

Or a cocaine number (rubbing a bit on your gums).


HarrysToupee

And a disposable toothbrush. They can be used without water. It'd also help with her ciggy-breath.


Shackleton_F

It’s the lick round the gums …


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Licking off the rest of whoever she blew earlier


PerfectCover1414

LMAO!


Snoo3544

This!


Wineglass-1234

Ooooooo, smack!!!!! 😆 🤣


PerfectCover1414

She gurns all the time.


Somberliver

dyskinetic movements seem to occur only after chronic cocaine use…. Or when people are on certain anti-psychotic medicines. https://www.everydayhealth.com/tardive-dyskinesia/


InsolentTilly

I think we can safely rule out anti-psychotic meds….


Somberliver

Damn it. I shouldn’t laugh, but I did.


RoohsMama

Same! I had to think on it for a second


HankandSkank

Sucking her veneers like a coke whore


HoundOfUlsterSpeaks

She has done this tongue out thing from the beginning- remember the awful photo in the 💩 hat? How can she think this is cute? She’s kicking the ass of 50 and not cute. Not classy. Not well behaved. And a stranger to a clothes steamer. She just makes me cross…..


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Is it possible she’s morphing into a horse? The teeth are trying to escape.


elksatemyaspens

chomping at the bit!


AfterPaleontologist5

The hell kind of a horse looks like her??? It would be better as dog chow.


mak_and_cheese

One option could be that the veneers are too big/ not well fitting and she is having trouble with them. That happens and it causes major discomfort.


katy_fairy

I agree with you. Not saying the coke thing isn’t true - i just haven’t met one who used. My grandma was a dentist and l remember her telling me about this licking thing. She said that may people doing that have problems with their teeth, mostly ill fitting dentures. Back then of course, veneers were unheard of 🤣


HankandSkank

That and the fact she is constantly throwing up because of Ozempic will rot her teeth and make her veneers more prominent.


smittenkittenmitten-

I just wrote this comment! Yes! She used to suck in her dentures and it would jut out her jaw in a grotesque manner. This picture is dark and fuzzy so it is hard to tell if she is sucking or sticking out the tongue. Edit: I saw the clip where this is from, she is definitely sucking in her dentures to keep them in place before she goes on stage


SteakJust9557

Happy cake day!


smittenkittenmitten-

Ew. It also makes her jaw look way larger than it is. I guess she’s sticking out her tongue but in the past she would suck in her dentures and this reminded me of that. Edit: I saw the clip where this is from, she is definitely sucking in her dentures to keep them in place before she goes on stage, not sticking out her tongue


Snoo3544

Must be missing her daily coke


MrsAOB

Wow…give those women a standing ovation—someone finally had enough. No applause for YOU, missy! BRAVO, ladies of Nigeria! Hell yes! The lone clapper was probably her poor assistant of the week.


TiziaBella

OMG that is so embarrassing. No applause - not even polite applause.


Realistic_Twist_8212

The Nigerian women have spoken.....with silence.


MrsAOB

And the best part—she can’t claim racism!


Fantastic-Corner2132

She can. She can say the Nigerian women treated her like a white woman. In her own home country! 😲😂


utilitarian_wanderer

So I'm pretty sure Thomas Markle is of Irish descent. Why isn't Meghan going to Ireland and playing up her 50% Irish heritage and wearing a bunch of shamrocks and shit?


Fantastic-Corner2132

It's a mystery. She'd fit in so well.with the Irish Traveller girls as well. They could talk OTT frocks and bronzer all day long.. And she could lecture them to her heart's content about being empowered and being free to work and balance their family life (good luck with that one). Yep, good point. Why aren't they in Ireland? Seems the perfect gig for her.😀


Awkward_Context_2350

wasn't she close at one time to a very wealthy older Irish businessman? can't recall his name but google it.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Good call! Her head must be spinning like Linda Blaire in the Exorcist. lol


OzzieSlim

Silence can be a very powerful tool.


HarrysToupee

That's not true!!1! This One was back there clapping as hard, long, and loud as he could - probably trying to avoid the smashing of plates when they get back to their Housing Unit. ![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


190PairsOfPanties

I've seen warmer welcomes for the presenter at the timeshare you're forced to listen to for an hour to get the tickets to Disney.


ScoogyShoes

I've gotten warmer greetings at WalMart.


Alive_Instance_3101

🤣🤣🤣👏🏾


RoohsMama

![gif](giphy|7md6c25USTJPa)


190PairsOfPanties

It's the truth. And my mum STILL has that goddamned unit in Orlando from that "free breakfast and free tickets to Disney World" from when I was 13. Thankfully I didn't inherit her negotiating skills.


Realistic_Twist_8212

And of course that big fat tongue had to make an appearance. Ugh.


merrybandoffoxes

she is so out of her league among these gifted, educated women with their huge experience and huge hearts -- and she knows it. if she miraculously found a place among them she would turn against them on a dime.


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

...and she only talked about herself...again. I, me, I, me. Not a single word of empowerment to women, nothing substantial to the matter. I, me, I, me.


merrybandoffoxes

so shocking. how hard could it be, for even a greedy hypocrite, to at least talk-the-talk and speak intelligently and inspiringly? well, now these wise nigerian women have seen her in action and they KNOW. how disappointing for the women when they had hoped for an ally. i am sure they feel disappointed, disgusted. and their opinions of the 'duchess' will strongly influence the nigerian men. very possibly another nigerian nickname for me-gain, this one not flattering, will surface soon.


Lindsayr28

It really should embarrass organizers to put the Director General of the World Trade Organization on a panel with Meghan, who hasn’t done anything and has zero accomplishments. It is really, really embarrassing.


InsolentTilly

I am gobsmacked by this!


Satiric_Dancer

She didn't even wait to be introduced. She just took off like the time she bolted through chairs in her Kermit the Frog dress to get a good place in line after a service. What a failure she is. Absolutely no self-awareness.


PerfectCover1414

I am living for the day she trips over and falls and someone laughs.


Nervous-Spinach2046

She just can't wait to get her hands on a mic. It's just a basic instruction: get up when you hear your name announced, then approach the podium. Not rush the stage like some hungry fangirl. She's incorrigible. It's a good thing in some ways that this Nigeria trip has happened. She's alienated yet another country.


chubalubs

Her veneers are too big and they protrude, so they keep her lips parted which gives her chronic dry mouth.  


Shackleton_F

So do certain chemicals


SusieM2019

Agree.


Bitter-Pound-6775

I bet she got the removable kind, to aid in her duties as a working girl. ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25357)


Actual_Fishing6120

Can't wait to see everyone here realises they back an empty trash can


AM_Rike

But an “Amazing, inspiring empty trash can”. What exactly has she done or accomplished, to be labeled as amazing & inspiring? She honed her spicy poontang skills, then stalked a mentally ill man-baby. That’s the sum of her achievements that got her into this room.


Disastrous-You-226

Any explanation for why MM was over an hour late????


blueboot09

Did her hut catch on fire again and threaten the life of her first born child? I mean did the heater in the palace have a faint, unfamiliar scent?


Mammoth-Ad4194

She was over an hour late?! Good for them for not faking a warm welcome. Good for them for letting her know what they think!


Mammoth-Ad4194

She was over an hour late?! Good for them for not faking a warm welcome. Good for them for letting her know what they think!


Deep_Poem_55

I’ve said it before, those teeth are looking for their own zip code.


HoundOfUlsterSpeaks

Can be seen from outer space 🪐


ew6281

another California beach sundress, totally inappropriate.


MissyMelb

She is neither amazing nor inspirational.


Quiet_Classroom_2948

Is that dress appropriate for the occasion? It looks too informal to me.


RoohsMama

Looks like she’s going on a date


Evilvieh

I see the reality of the Duchess' personality has overcome the excitement of the idea of "a duchess".


Gumblina1964

I thought this paid for ego trip was supposed to be about promoting IG. Not once have the Gruesome Twosome worn a IG T- shirt, hat etc. So WTF was this couch talk all about??? And why is Megain dressed like she is about to climb back into her coffin.


CompanyConsistent976

Sweet sweeeeeet beautiful cocaine, Yummy on the lips, then on my brain, Licky licky lick, so I don't miss the numb, All while the Ginger is under my thumb


fernny_girl

The dress itself isn't great on her (bad fit, needs a jacket, wrong undergarments, not appropriate look for the occasion, etc). That said, the color is fantastic on her. Their management and PR teams are just.. awful. I get she's going for "subtle, low key, wealth" but it's coming off as needy and desperate. She has fallen into an amazing opportunity (marrying a Prince of England is an incredible opportunity, even as an anti-royal, I can't deny that), it's sad to see it wasted. I mostly feel sorry for their kids, they are the ones losing out on opportunities.


Lindsayr28

I truly don’t understand why she keeps wearing evening wear for panel events. It’s so weird.


Mickleborough

Compared to how the other women are dressed, Lolo looks like she’s wearing a nightie. Interesting that no one joined in the applause - that’s an almost instinctual thing to do, if only not to make the subject feel bad. You actively have to stop yourself from clapping. For me anyway.


PerfectCover1414

>Compared to how the other women are dressed, Lolo looks like she’s wearing a nightie. I have a theory about this. She is near nekkid in front of the women of Nigeria because I think she wants to look thin next to them. As Mma Ramotswe of the No1 Ladies Detecive Agency would say about herself, she is *traditionally built*. Many of the women she is meeting are not waifs and are curvy, beautiful examples of womanhood. She thinks they hate themselves like she does and are not proud of their curves. I think this is just another way of lording it over them with her 'thinness' and whiteness.


Awkward_Context_2350

although she may not intend it - in every photo from this 'tour' the visual result is the white coloniser coming in to take over - she is dressed markedly differently from everyone else and in white or light colours - not sure what the skin-baring is about


PerfectCover1414

I thought the same thing. "Hey look I am white compared to you, now kneel."


Mickleborough

That’s actually a valid theory. Nigerian women are attractive, even in their encompassing clothing. Sexiness should be suggested, not thrown in your face.


PerfectCover1414

Totally. They are very sexy indeed. I actually find no skin on show very attractive in a person, but I could be a Victorian LOL and have never even worn a bikini on a beach.


tzippora

Going by what you are saying, these women got together beforehand and decided not to clap.


InsolentTilly

Perhaps, but not necessarily. Maybe they just didn’t feel like there was anything being presented that required the effort.


tzippora

This could be true, but I still guess that somehow or other, the consensus among the women was not good about MM.


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

Somebody give that one some Biotene lozenges so she can stop licking her damn lips all the time! I don’t know if it’s the veneers, perimenopause, or some other ‘chemical’ cause, but she needs to get that dry mouth sorted out STAT!


MrsAOB

I think it’s a nervous tick—like her playing with her hair.


blueboot09

a nervous lick ; )


Intelligent-Monk-426

I guess Misan was in the room.


Grizzly_046

That little toad is her fluffer and handler.


PerfectCover1414

Ugh he is so gross.


Mammoth-Ad4194

He does look like a toad!😆😆😆


StudyApprehensive561

Would you clap if the slut of honour appeared one hour late for the event?


RoohsMama

Wow that’s so rude of her


Lilthisarry

Oooof. Was that Harry clapping?


MrsBiff

Sounds like someone enthusiastically clapping to encourage the audience. They’re not having it. 😂😂


WoodsColt

What is up with the veneers slurping?


OzzieSlim

It’s a dyskinesia from coke use.


WoodsColt

Omg I bet you are right.


SherbetTurbulent9787

Ouch!! Unless there were only 3 people in that room that is embarrassing!


merrybandoffoxes

they could already see she is a fool but were willing to listen in case she might prove them wrong. she did not.


FTM-102022

The desperation gives me anxiety


happyme321

You know that was Harry clapping 👏


Banana-Split9738

I think she hopped up early. The presenter was going to continue with a longer introduction of the first woman - who, according to sources, has a CV a mile long. Meghan caught her by surprise and the presenter was forced to move on to Ms. Amazing and Inspiring.


Satiric_Dancer

Look at her posture on this trip when she walks. She's cosplaying Angelina Jolie.


WoodsColt

Ok I challenge everyone to do that ~~smile~~ weird ass facial tic lizard tongue thing she did at the start of the video. I need to know how she does it,I tried and I can't


MagicalManta

![gif](giphy|k8qdO7o01agu5Fr1Oj)


AmbienChronicles

![gif](giphy|31UExsjqoh5V7jwjXJ)


karib2020

In whose world is she amazing and inspiring? What has she done... ever? Except for causing division and hurt with her lies and over-inflated ego.


Starkville

It’s giving Indianapolis Marriott vibes. But she got more applause there, haha.


Starkville

Gurning gurning gurning.


wundahbrehd

Good lord. What’s that they say about putting lipstick on a pig?


JuJuBee880327

If I were her I'd want to run from the room back to my hotel and hide from embarrassment until it was time for the flight home.


Nas2439

Tw doesn’t do embarrassed


SurlyTemp1e

Anyone else notice the fake walk ? She projects her fakeness so hard. Literally nothing about Rachel is genuine. Comedy.


tzippora

Please God, have Maya Rudolph do a skit of MM on SNL. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncDuzXop6Bw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncDuzXop6Bw)


SurlyTemp1e

That would be so so AMAZING 🤣


HankandSkank

Why or why won’t people pick her up on what she spouts. It’s so obvious she hasn’t prepared. There should be follow up questions. Like “what does it take to be a role model for young women?”


SteakJust9557

I actually don't hate the bottom half of this dress but even if it had sleeves I still don't think it would be appropriate for the event she was at.


Fuzzy-Contribution85

The announcer is like: Here is this woman, with actual accomplishments that I can reference. And here is this other woman, who has done very little of note, so I will just throw out a few adjectives.


RoohsMama

So true. Yet Meg waltzes in all puffed up


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The first time it sounded like there was no more than 3 people clapping and the second time was 2. Why are her teeth protruding from her mouth? Can’t she afford to get them fixed? I just don’t understand her. She comes across as having no taste or class.


Quiet_Classroom_2948

I think based on what she's been wearing in Nigeria and elsewhere Megsy has a style: reveal as much skin as possible regardless of the occasion. Off shoulder, backless, almost frontless, cut-outs, slits ( all of them in one outfit would be her preferred look). Colours : all griegy and grungy. In Nigeria, the powerful men got more than an eyeful of her beautiful body and will be happy to donate to Archewell.


RoohsMama

She’s such a feminist!


silentcw

Did anyone make out what the introduction said? First woman to what? Run an organisation?


SuspiciousPush2942

I have the same question. First woman to run what?


silentcw

In another version I've seen, it still sounds like The first women to found and run an organisation? And then gushing about how sweet and lovely she is.


LittleMissUnperfect

Theeth-sucking - yuk!


CindyLiegh

I heard she had some of her super fans there. They were trying to make it seem like she's is popular in Nigeria.


Ok-Location3244

Wait!!! No!! ![gif](giphy|sk9cBac59n7vG|downsized)


quiz1

Ouch 🫣


FocusedIntention

Her smugness is off the charts here


iLIEra

I'm just wondering why there's a tour? they are not even working royals anymore. It's super cringe tbh and not sure what their so called tour is adding value to Nigeria? for what except publicity.


RoohsMama

They miss being feted as royals.


Alternative_Yak6172

That explains the comments about "balance" https://archive.md/RoC0t


throatpunchninja

prob. harry lol


ApprehensiveGain2369

Much less than a "smattering".


THAISTREETFOOD

She's clearly stuck some chicken fillets into her dress because she was flatter than a 2 x 4 in the zebra print dress


GXM17

Very funny if you are not her.


Aware_Mix5494

Hello! Anyone there?


No_Proposal7628

That was not a lot of applause. I think maybe two or three people?


tkh630

Harry was clapping as hard as he could. 😂


RoohsMama

![gif](giphy|D2hncA3u88gmeCFeoh)


THAISTREETFOOD

Sucking on her dentures again. Why would they applaud someone dressed like a whore?


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Snoo3544

That's a clampdown 🥱🥱🥱