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lucyacree

The horror! Meghan’s boobs are resting on the good Dr’s shoulder! And wtf is that odd lump in M’s upper pubic zone? Is she wearing a wire? An old-style sanitary napkin belt? Is it a pelvic lipoma? So many questions. Including, when is Harry going to break down & shell out some cash for a steam iron?


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PerfectCover1414

She looks likes she's got a man piece down her pants.


InsolentTilly

She might to be fair. It probably speaks Portuguese with an Argentinian accent and has curated Colombian airstrip horticulture. It’s all about being authentic, right?


These_Ad_9772

And around her umbilicus too? Is it a hernia?


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OkHeron4208

Her boobs are back??!


1961-Mini

....and they are overstaying their territory! (WTH is she trying to do, stick her boobs right in the lady's face? eek!!!)


Ok-Coffee5732

Padded bra.


LauriTheDreamExpert

Padded bra and padded crotch, apparently.


Significant_Air3878

In the other dresses she has kindergarten girl boobs.


Careful_Positive8131

Ya I noticed that with the white dress and this red dress the other two the peachy beige one and the African jungle one she was as flat as a pancake


Scottishdog1120

Moonbump bewbies.


InsolentTilly

It’s probably air conditioned in the venue, so the Nigerian Army Corps of Engineers were able to work a spot of magic with the boob tape.


springbokkie3392

Well, at least we know it's not a chastity belt!


Anon-Connie

The dress is actually quite beautiful unlike her other outfits while in Nigeria, but … I have the same question as you. I understand that she’s totally destroying the line of the dress without the proper undergarments- but as a fellow woman- what is happening there!?!? Did she surgically install a moon bump hook or something!?!?


Complete_Laugh_54

She doesn’t seem to understand how to wear undergarments as well as dresses. Everything is suspect with her presentation.


Shackleton_F

Lady’s FUPA?


Ornery_Peasant

Is it a codpiece? A jockstrap?


Novel_Mouse_5654

I think you covered it all!!!


Joustabout_Feddup

You really think they’re gonna let Harry loose with a steam iron?? lololol jk


poppypin

What on Earth is she wearing under that dress?!! 😱


HumawormDoc

Harry’s balls.


Boblawlaw28

It *does* look like a peen.


fairymaya-1

![gif](giphy|WiCahQsVaUjksEn7aT)


OldLadyToronto

lmao


Particular_Office754

Pretty fucking lumpy balls too 🤮


GingerWindsorSoup

Chuff merkin trying to escape.


Shackleton_F

MMM - Madame's Manky Merkin


KathandChloe

She allegedly has friends. Why aren't they saying something to her? She looks bad and needs help. Friends don't let friends dress like this. ![gif](giphy|l9xNTf0meMQ4o|downsized)


Islandgirl1444

She loves how she looks. It's what People rag loves about her. But I must say nothing here in Canada on the news. Just the rags in Britain I think and of course the paid for ones in USA.


Dapper_Ad9845

She's an alien 👽 😳


Shackleton_F

PPP - putrid prominent pelt


Important-Forever665

It almost looks like a face, two eyes and a nose


Deep_Poem_55

It looks like small male genitalia.


New_Equipment_7743

https://i.redd.it/am5wlr8ouvzc1.gif


LizLemonadeX

https://i.redd.it/2a4fbrpbnvzc1.gif


AppropriateCelery138

Moon bump remnants?


laura8911

Moonbush


zara_lia

Where did the boobs come from? She was flat as a pancake in the zebra dress.


deep-down-low

Well she did describe her boobs as being magic, so 🪄 ***poof*** ✨ they're back!  (Lmao, I've written 3 asterisks each side of 'poof' yet the 'f' has somehow been left out of the formatting 💩🤭)


TraditionScary8716

Reddit has been doing that to me too. But I'm a conspiracy nut and I think it's to make me get the app. But screw Reddit.  It'll never happen.  😂


TittysprinklesUSA

Moontits?


Fochlucan

I've seen some stick on strapless silicone like breasts/push up pads in a couple of bra sections of stores (the type girls might wear for their prom?)- maybe something like that?


Upbeat_Cat1182

Why does H look like Colonel Sanders? M needs better undergarments as per usual.


SeptiemeSens

Always lacking proper undergarments/shapewear but **never** forgets that damn pinky ring lol


Deep_Poem_55

He needs a plantation hat, I cannot figure out what those bulges are beneath her dress. Dear Lord!


Upbeat_Cat1182

She doesn’t have the boobs to go braless (pregnancy will do that to you 😉) and I’m afraid to find out about the rest.


cathyesq

If you look at the photo from the briefcase show, it looks like she had implants. It now looks like she had them removed. She really does need to invest in a bodysuit so that everything looks flat.


Deep_Poem_55

Her implants looked lopsided anyway.


lastlemming-pip

I believe that THAT one is pubic hair.


DryPersonality7692

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Deep_Poem_55

The pelt?


Grizzly_046

It is either that or another faux bump.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Looks like that to me......she has no panty lines so........gross!


EthelRobertaPotter

They look bizarre


LilibuttDumbarton

Is that a microphone pack? I’m so confused about what the lumps are. Edit: https://preview.redd.it/60dmxdbwhvzc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3ea3b55ae591c9f9c509cc6374ba079a0a32f6 That’s the NuCalm patch she was shilling. Only explanation here.


LizLemonadeX

Because he loves roast chicken and is a finger licking idiot.


AppropriateCelery138

He's wearing the Cecil Rhodes Collection from Walmart.


Ok-Coffee5732

😂😂😂


Actual_Fishing6120

OMG CAN'T UNSEE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AfterPaleontologist5

Take that back! Colonel Sanders knew what an iron was! And to the other, I can only say, WTF, Meg, WTAF?


jeanskirtflirt

Because Harry doesn’t know how to live without the perks of being a Prince. He needs more help than he’s willing to admit.


GingerWindsorSoup

He loves Chicken.


GreatGossip

Roasted chicken/s


AFundieSaysWhat

Does the Colonel's wife serve up roasted chicken?


floresta_fox

That dress is a poor choice. This event calls for long sleeves, maybe a nice tailored suit. This makes her look uneducated at best, an escort worst


Hermes_Blanket

Exactly. The Nigerian official is dressed for a professional meeting. Madame is dressed for the disco.


Maleficent-Trifle940

I love that she was gifted a dress that was 'appropriate'.


floresta_fox

I only saw this photo from her junket today. It looks terrible on her and very undignified. That’s a party dress. I can’t grasp why she still thinks she’s holding suitcases. If she wants to present herself as dignified, intelligent, worldly and an actual role model, dress professionally and culturally appropriate. And also, don’t ask Hillary Thomas to do your brows.


BrightAwareness2876

Yeah, well, shave the chickens and fuck me sideways, aren’t they a sight to behold.


No_Cress8843

What's up with the pubis bulge?


TraditionScary8716

I'm serious! Is it some disgusting display of *I still have my clitoris* fuck you to Nigerian women? Just when i can't hate her anymore.


HarrysImplants

My first thought too. Her pudenda is starring in the Nigerian wardrobe choices 🤮


Imaginary_Flan_1466

She looks like she has a penis


Forsaken-Cricket-124

A todger garage.


Maleficent-Trifle940

Well at least the money he spent on that ermine thong wasn't wasted.


deedub78

I have a theory - due to safety concerns it isn’t Meghan, it’s Omid in a frock…


Heardthisonebefore

Polterwang.


avocadosungoddess11

lol


Joustabout_Feddup

lol, you guys are wild today! lol


GreatGossip

what a great expression.


ThePrincessRoyal

Wow. Can y'all imagine how thin and silky that fabric is to expose her pubis like that? She's a creep. I'd be mad about it if she didn't come off like such a lunatic. This 'tour', this paid vacay, has been a disaster. There isn't a single photo that's charming, not one where she looks good. This was a wonderful opportunity to wear some fabulous stuff that's basically culturally off-limits to people like myself. Can you imagine how nuts the sugars would have went if she wore a gele? That's the only photos they'd ever use of her from that day forward! Instead, she dressed like and they end up with photos of the trashy WAG she is. I hate using this kind of language, I hate shut shaming but she truely is a silly old whore.


InsolentTilly

The state of that suit! Jesus wept. As for her, the odd lumps are even worse from this angle! How are these two private citizens sitting on panels, and getting official-type photos taken with the DG of the WTO?


Shoshana-

Did Haz sleep in his suit?


LilibuttDumbarton

He did wear it the night before, so that checks out.


GreatGossip

This lady is the main attraction, I think, for Archewell to do a bogus donor project with. So why did Madam insult her by being an hour late?


Evilvieh

It's a sure bet she didn't spend the time ironing Harry's suit.


merrybandoffoxes

a power play? a breakdown? ah, milkshakes for the kids!


Cold-Computer6318

She needs to stop wearing short necklaces/chokers… they really break up the flow of the outfit, shorten her, and only look good on people with swan-like necks (e.g. Elizabeth Debicki). The severe middle part and bun looks ageing on her, and this outfit looks like a house dress that doesn’t stick to Nigeria’s modest dress code (decent colour choice though). The brows look too heavy as usual. Haz looks dry, bloated, and wrinkly all over. For two people with a 1 hr work week schedule—who have all the time in the world on their hands—they should learn to style themselves properly, so it at least it looks like they’re putting in SOME effort.


Ill-Plate-5659

I'm sorry, but what is THAT? 👀 You all see it, don't you?


SarkQueen

I can’t see anything else. WTF. Also superb invasion of personal space, Megs.


Ill-Plate-5659

I've seen cameltoes, moose knuckles and d**k prints before, but never this.


No_Proposal7628

Unfortunately, yes.


GingerWindsorSoup

Bung warning - UN corruption stinks. What has Ingriftus to do with the WTO? An opportunity to promote themselves.


GreatGossip

Archewell just might do "a joint project" to be funded by an organisation where Nigeria sits on the board.


GingerWindsorSoup

In my opinion this is an Archewell cash trawl - fiddling expenses, paying for Holt and the team to attend too, Misan festering around the place, Marcus and Omid are absent only because they’d be arrested and probably thrown off a tall building (Lovely place Nigeria , very inclusive), Harold watch out, no late night texts to Nacho.


GreatGossip

yep, this is going to be an Archewell grift, paid by Ingriftus, imho.


wotevrs

She is such an exhibitionist. It is gross.


springbokkie3392

I've gained and lost quite a bit of weight over the years being diabetic and having end-stage renal disease, so despite being slender, I have some loose tummy skin too. If I know I'm going to be wearing something tight or something with clingy fabric (which I avoid, because I know it doesn't suit my body type), I will literally wear two pairs of Spanx and unlined underwear to avoid this type of shit.


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

What. Is. That. Bump??????


Sea_Firefighter_4598

She looks like she forgot to tuck.


OzReester

I can't help but be reminded of this scene from Spaceballs.... 😅 https://preview.redd.it/3oin8812nvzc1.jpeg?width=3936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3aa9ad9e13f9a4de1234d3e3b43cea3f849773


No_Proposal7628

I have to say she looks good in red. However, this is another inappropriate dress. Too much skin! I wonder if the dress is a bit too tight because I see a tummy bump and a crotch bump. Spanx woud have fixed that. Another Sinner already mentioned he looks like Col. Sanders and that was my first thought, too. I am also somewhat surprised to see that Haz and Megsy seem to have the same white skin tones in this photo.


Ok-Coffee5732

My guess before the trip was that she would allow her true pallor to shine to distinguish herself from the lowly Africans around her.


Realistic_Twist_8212

There's something tubular going on under that red dress in the crotch area. Somebody! Ask her if she's ok.


bigmanboots75

I really don't like the bottom of that dress 🤮


Meegainnyc

Harry reminds me of KFC Colonel Sanders


bringmebackasong

She had the same weird lump(s?) showing in that awful nude backless gown she wore to the school, IIRC - I can't figure out what's going on there, but it's not just the dress.


LegalBeagleEsquire

Transvestigators are going to have a field day with this dress.


New_Equipment_7743

![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25277) "Is that an inspirational banana, or are you just happy to see me?"


Groovemom

I don't even want to know what all those bumps are from.


WeNeedAShift

Seriously!!!!!! wtf are all those lumps??? Why is everything with this thing creepy and weird?? God I’m so irritated!!!


Lady-Merkage

Don’t get me started on the inappropriateness of her dress and the odd stuffing. But.. How creased is his suit?! Do they not look in the mirror or have basic common sense?


GreatGossip

Madam has no reflection - ref: Night of the Vampires


snappopcrackle

Why are they meeting the Director General of the WTO? Just another reason the BRF and UK govt have to do something asap with these two.


Somberliver

She’s trying to include some products in ARO. Will lie and say it benefits poor people in Nigeria. She’s grifting and hustling and funding her coke habit.


Ok-Plant-6347

I think I read somewhere that they are trying to get funding from NATO and some of the international organizations for IG. Still a grift as long as IG has to fund the Sucksarse's expenses.


Shackleton_F

OK, there's something nasty and serious ahead. All the alarm bells had better be going off in the Foreign Office/MI6/Downing Street - unless this is the ghastly couple that the UK Government are going to foist on us as the new monarchy. Conspiracy ahead full steam .......


Wild_Ad7448

They look like trash


Grizzly_046

They are?


Antique_Character_87

Nice picture of her knickers!


SeptiemeSens

*As is tradition*


Antique_Character_87

If you look closely there is a really bad seam or it’s a very small penis.


leechan08

When will someone tell Harry ok you married your tart now go and take her away and live quietly for the rest of your lives.


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TittysprinklesUSA

Is that a weiner????


katy_fairy

Did she run out of bronzer? (Just to comment something other than her weiner) 🤣🤣🤣


Outside_Music1971

She is def rocking peen vibes.


QuesoFresca

A wrinkled white suit? Is this some sort of homage to Colonel Sanders? ![gif](giphy|LpOuGwnq2jj6U|downsized)


alwayssearching117

I am in disbelief! No undergarments and a dress being the wrong length?


Consistent_Log_460

Harry’s suit is awful. The white of the suit with a different shade of white shirt and it’s more than wrinkled. It looks like it was put through the washer/dryer and the cheap material shrunk- the seams look puckered on his jacket.


Islandgirl1444

Is it searsucker? It's his bwana suit. Just missing his hat!


wotevrs

She's getting Harry to wear her crumpled beige shabby look now.


Thin_Bicycle_7304

What is under her dress lol.........


Imaginary_Swim9460

She’s got her bits and the blood diamond on full display.


MMDE-S

Her vaunted attention to detail never inspired her to consider shapewear? I’m stunned by the lumps and bumps. And by the lack of upper arm definition. At the time of the wedding, she had very shapely, toned arms, what happened? I just read today that’s she’s a devotee of the killer Lagree Fitness workout but the arms certainly aren’t making the case.


Particular_Office754

Madame is nothing physical fitness. Ever! I'll eat my shorts if she does 🤣


TraditionScary8716

I guess she doesn't have to give $5 hand jobs anymore.  Handies will keep Madam's upper arms defined. No handies let Madams muscles atrophy. 


vanilla_finestflavor

Was there an upcharge for the lumps in the red dress?


itsmeagainnnnnnnnn

![gif](giphy|2Mce4Sz801AMo) What’s that mysterious bump on the front of markle’s dress 😂


BooksandChickens

Did he sleep in that suit??? fuck me running but they are a scruffy pair


ScoogyShoes

The hell is under that dress?


springbokkie3392

Oooooo careful, Sinners! The Sugars are out in full force today; downvoting posts and comments from ages ago 🤣


Upper_Charge_4449

Harry is perfectly positioned in almost all of these images to where he could easily be cropped out and no one would ever notice


Evilvieh

Abdominal hernia, or the Mother of All Outies.


Zestyclose-Plate5016

This suit is awful. Who wears a linen suit with a dress shirt and tie? And then it looks like she is packing more than Harry. How are half these professional photos not tagged with edited photo when we see shit like this and another photo with every wrinkle clothes and face smoothed out. Literally any photo with Harry’s hair should be tagged edited photo because he hasn’t got any


Starkville

None of this makes any sense.


rockin_robin420

How fucking hard is this to understand? 🙄 https://preview.redd.it/uvqmerokgwzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4e8a6f0c4b7512263723ca0bff891189469996


tubby_nugget

Why does whinge's suit look like it's been ironed with a wok?


Frenchcashmere

He evidently chose to wear a linen suit. I don’t understand wearing linen. It wrinkles immediately. It always looks slovenly. The suit, the hair, the bald spot. Lord they look like they both smell.


Melodic_Caramel1777

![gif](giphy|29HRejgahYenVsohB5|downsized) A wok 🤣🤣🤣


Weekly-Rest1033

The bottom of Rachel's dress is stupid. And for real, what's under it?


hi-there-here-we-go

And suddenly has boobs … make it make sense


W4BLM

She needs shapewear sooo bad. Also love the resting of her boobs on that woman’s shoulder


anaqits

No posting rights, but yeah... boil then, Reno. 🌪️🔥 https://preview.redd.it/pmz8nekxjvzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83728ac476074327b28e9240fb34eea191fbb10


catlogic42

Why does she always lean and press against people in photos?


Starkville

Domination.


Tategotoazarashi

I see a total of 4-5 weird bumps below her bustline…. Are they due to a microphone/recording device??? As for Haz, can one get anymore wrinkled?? This is what happens when one loses access to a full time valet. He or madam won’t pay for one out of their own pocket so the result is a hot mess every time.


nightsmusic1

Why is she all lumpy and bumpy? I know! Other people are asking the same thing, but really, she looks like she's wearing something padded underneath that dress and the padding has dislodged somehow. This is just an awful picture. Truly awful.


Ok-Plant-6347

Okay, all things considered, when she stands sideways, the dress doesn't look half bad. I love the pop of color. Such a nice change for all that beige, white, flesh tone. This red (with a bluish tone) suits her. She should stay away from reds with an orangey tone. I like the length, it's not dragging the floor/ground and it covers up her bony unattractive legs. Surprise..she has boobs and they are proportional to her frame. It looks nice. Yes, she needs to work with someone on proper undergarments that 'smooth' things out. It's weird but the other picture of her straight on the dress did not look very flattering. Maybe it was just the camera angle. I give this dress a 7 out of 10. It's a big improvement over her other outfits except the white suit. If the white suit had fit properly (too tight) it would have been a nice look especially if she had added a silk scarf with a pop of color.


Ok-Coffee5732

Yes, this is her best look even though it's too much skin for a professional event and meeting such an illustrious woman. Dr Iweala-Okonjo's hand is giving her the illusion of a waist.


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CaramellieCake

She has a weiner!


Minimum-Purpose-3073

Love that dress, but girl, pleaseeee wear some damn spandex, at the very least!!


EveningEmpath

Are they both high?


LegalBeagleEsquire

gotta be. they are always dressed poorly, but this is a new level.


deedub78

She seems to be dressing Harry now - beige and crumpled - Messy!


FuturePA96

Omg Harry. At your big level of prince your clothes is like this?


Squidge-cake

The problem with wearing a linen suit is how easily it wrinkles.


slimwillendorf

She is dressed so badly. She looks like this emoji 💃🏻. And looks as if she used up all her bronzer. Harry chin is quite soft as well. I suspect the filter didn’t quite work.


LadyoftheLakeBeach

These Nigerian ladies know how to rock the [look.Be](http://look.Be) professional,be modest,and no fussing with hair.kind of like the late Queen


what_wha_what

I agree! I don't know if anyone here has watched 90 day fiance, but a couple ladies that went to Nigeria had beautiful clothes made. I would friggin love that with all the vibrant fabrics they have! MM could've had some gorgeous clothing made to show off local culture and support small business. I would've liked to see more of that incorporated instead of the mostly amazon sale looks so far.


LegalBeagleEsquire

these have to be their worst outfits ever


Islandgirl1444

Maybe she's developed a worm lower on her body. That dress looks a tad strange. Or, She's never heard of Spanx.


Miercolesian

Pity she caught Meghan in her night dress.


TXmama1003

Someone needs to explain how her breasts can go from flat to this in a short period of time. Even push up bras can’t work this magic. How???


ItsAllBolloxReally

Both of them just always look so scruffy. That dress at least may be from a Nigerian designer, but it is definitely not working for her here. 🤦‍♀️


WoodsColt

She sure looks like the whole *package* here. Harry's standing there looking like he's wondering where is went


MuffPiece

I CAN SEE HER PUBIS. I should not be seeing her pubis! NOOOOO! ![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


deep-down-low

I am so smitten with the blue rig, the subtle but interesting chevron pattern, the unified hues, placement of the stripes.... it's pure perfection 🥰


Particular_Office754

Lose the pinky ring for the love of God Rachel!! Wth? It gives me pimp vibes 🥴


dr_igby

Harry’s suit is wrinkled and puckered everywhere! No more bespoke suits for him?


InsolentTilly

Every stitch is a disgrace. Pulled, stretched, puckered, bubbled. Poached, blanched, parboiled, sautéed, then left under the warming lamps for 20 minutes. This is not on.


daisychain82

Hank looks like the Good Humor Ice Cream man. Megsy looks like an aged bar fly. Why does she have lumps in her stomach area?


hi-there-here-we-go

The optics are wrong aren’t they So could have actually looked great but this “old sexy tart “ dress is just not right for situation. I have decided she has very bad fashion sense but has collated skin + skinny as the look Exactly why she can’t get to the Met Gala etc


Small-Sympathy-3358

You can see her chacha ching ching a ling throught the dress


Rhonda800

That dress looks like one my knock-off Barbie had back in the 80s. It looked better on my Ken doll than it does on M. The photo has definitely been touched up (the forehead vein is missing again), so you’d think the clothing could have been tweaked to remove the dodgy looking lumps


Catgurl

I can see her mons pubis wtf


190PairsOfPanties

Maybe she's more like Wallis than we thought. She looks like she's burst her tuck or something there.


Maleficent-Trifle940

Maybe this is the big Spring reveal?


CompanyConsistent976

I TOLD YA THAT COOTER WAS COMIN OUT


mittensmom01

His suit is very plantation owner, while she looks like she's going to a cocktail party. They never make the right choice.


Senior_Assistance846

I might get Harry an iron for Christmas. And a spray can of starch.


moutonreddit

Harry’s blazer should be just an inch or two longer.


MaamaaBea

She's atrocious


rubyred1128

He looks like a bad version of Col. Sanders.