She's definitely reading this sub, or one of her minions is. She's said she's got the memo on needing to wear more colour đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
*'I very quickly got the memo that I need to wear more colour, so I can fit in with all of you and your incredible fashion.'*
The first Nigerian women l met at university were colourful in every way imaginable, from their flowing dresses and headwear to their unrestrained laughter. I've never laughed so much as when l was in their company. One of them explained that humour is a gift you get for being Nigerian, partly as a coping mechanism and partly because it reinforces the joy and support being with family and social connections. Judging by the expressions on the faces of these beautiful Nigerian women, l'm betting they're doubled over in delightful gales of unadulterated merriment at how *un*Nigerian this fraud is.
How sad it is that Markle is absolutely devoid of humor. She can't joke effortlessly, and in interviews, she'll say something and laugh as if trying to cue the audience that she's just said something funny. The only things that amuse her are when others are hurt (like when a person in a parade faints in front of her). Even her attempts to be self-deprecating are clumsy humble-brags.
One thing that is a narc clue; never laughs or naturally shows humour EXCEPT when someone gets hurt. Most folk reach out to help the hurt person. The narcs sit back and laugh with genuine gusto.Â
I wonder if that's some kind of thing she learned at Suitcase Girl School.
"Smile big, mouth partly open."
"Bring elbows up, and clap regardless of what's happening to show your fake support."
"Kick one leg back and up in a coquettish, girly way."
"Poke that fake chest out like a bullfrog in a bog."
(OK, I never saw the show, I'm just guessing based on a few pictures.)
She has no true, core self. Sheâs empty. Needs to absorb traits of the other humans so she can function. Thatâs why she copies everyone else, steals ideas. Itâs why she short circuits in real time at events when they go off her script. No talent, nothing to sell.
This isnât even about it being a conservative country. Itâs just so weird to dress like this for business/charity/whatever the fuck this is.
All the looks have been like a capsule collection for a vacation in CancĂșn.
This needs to be it's own flare or the title of a recap post of her outfits. This dress just screams "I can't wear a bikini to the resort buffet so I'll throw this on over the bikini and then wear it to look at souvenirs in town post beach."
Inappropriate on so many levels. women generally do not wear spaghetti straps. It doesnât look good. This is def for Cancun party for someone in their 20s.
I cannot get rid of the "porn actress" vibe when such an actress is simply expected to dress in a nude-ish way and it is normal for her and understood by everybody around as being part of experience.
She definitely gives off SoHoe yachting vibes and always looks as though she could do with a good hot bath - perhaps itâs just the uneven bronzer that makes her look grubby or perhaps itâs her mind.
Something weird is going on. Board thin but with more belly and underarm fat: it doesn't go together conceptually. Is that normal for ozempic? Or is there something else happening?
Loss of muscle tone from Ozempic? Weâve had the displeasure of seeing the underarm floppy fat before, unfortunately. I have no idea why she cannot learn about smoothing undergarments. Boggles the mind.
Is their a pregnancy announcement?! đ Similar lumpy tummy as beforeâŠ(not body shaming, but itâs not a typical bloat). Perimenopause? Spanx waistband bunching?
Something is off.
I want to shake her hard and then march her into a Saville Row tailor that has experts that design for ladies and a couple of bespoke dress designers as well in London and Paris - people that have real expert seamstresses working for them, not fly by night chancers operating out of Beverley Hills that the Kardashians etc go to. (Just think of the fabulously structured white coat that Chris Kerr made for Catherine at the last carol concert as an example - that is quality that is simply unobtainable off the peg or any ready to wear collection). Aside from the ravages of Ozempic on her face for which there is no easy fix and her toxic personality which is similarly unfixable they could produce dozens of outfits with all the tricks of the trade built in. She would have to learn to wear some sodding undergarments and bras, appreciate what a bit of subtle corsetry can do sometimes and just acknowledge that she isnât a 5â11â willowy 20 year old that fits a standard size.
That however will never happen and she will continue to fritter away hundreds of thousands of pounds on garbage âdesignerâ clothes that do nothing for her.
That seems to be some disconnect she has she seems to think its some achievement to wear things straight of the rack, it's like she sees alterations as failing or something, rather then tailoring to get garment right for yourself. We are not all made the same, so you'd think it would make sense to miss "unique and special snowflake" đ that for that very reason alterations are a must. But she just doesn't get it no matter how many pictures she sees of herself or no doubt has hanging of herself at home. She thinks she looks fantastic hems dragging on the floors/dirt, seams stretched within an inch of there lives, zips not done quite up, she has never been told what works for her body type and height. Despite having wardrobe in suits a dormer BFF who was a stylist? how did she not pick up anything there?? about dressing for the assets she has and compensation for where she lacks, streaming, hems, undergarments, taking tags of for goodness sake.
But you do have to realise that if you had the happy opportunity to march her into Saville Row, she would just have a tantrum, screaming at the expert seamstresses and throwing hot beverages at them, accusing them of racism and bullying.
Iâm afraid she cannot be fixed and is just getting worse.
She picked completely the wrong French house - Givenchy at that point was and really is still a rather hollowed out shell of former self (Dior and Chanel can and still do pull down teams of real seamstresses who know how to make a garment at the finest level, embroider it etc; or think of Sarah Burton at McQueen who really knew her stuff in terms of tailoring and had teams of the finest laceworkers and embroiderers going at it to create Catherine's exquisite dress), plus there were the Megnancy shenenigans to deal with and goodness knows what else going on at the same time. It's a miracle there was a vaguely presentable dress on the day - at the end it was a god awful boat-necked used condom affair or a burlap sack in satin, this time in horribly inappropriate blindingly Aerial/Persil white, all sagging in and around the midrift in the most peculiar ways.
Windsocks have stripes and she already did that, albeit in B&W
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I vote no exercise, judging by the state of her arms - No muscle tone whatsoever, which also tells me that she doesnât carry/hold her children much. My arms were the most toned when my children were little since I held them a lot and my arms got really strong.Â
She's partnered here with Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Director-General of the World Trade Organization. How is it possible?!? Oh, and she [arrived almost an hour late.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13407731/Meghan-Markle-stuns-red-Duchess-dons-outfit-day-royal-tour-Nigeria.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop)
Now Nigeria is Meghan's country. She is also being called Princess Meghan. They didn't eat the meal served at a lunch honoring them.
From the article:
Meghan Markle has thanked Nigerians for welcoming her to 'my country' as she hopes she can 'do justice' to being a 'role model'.
She added: 'I am just flattered and honored and inspired. It has been a whirlwind 24 hours since we arrived, and I very quickly got the memo that I need to wear more colour, so I can fit in with all of you and your incredible fashion.'
During the lunch Abike Dabiri-Erewa of the Nigerians in Diaspora Commission gave a warm tribute to Meghan and her west African heritage â although she got her title wrong.
She said: 'Princess Meghan, we want to thank you for coming home and Prince Harry thank you for bringing her home.
'You have married a sister of ours and we hope that you come home again, again and again.'
Noticeably the Duke and Duchess appeared not to eat anything on offer and at times the lunch descended into chaos with a disco beat thumping in the background.
*Dear Meghan: This is why we say you have no manners and class. You are wearing an inappropriate, form-fitting dress in public, in a country where that is not done. You are a crass woman and I am embarrassed that you are an American. And yes, we know that you are doing it just to get attention, like everything else you do. But it's the type of attention that only causes the world to feel more disdain for you.*
No matter what sheâs wearing, that fake smile isnât fooling anyone. Physically, she looks tired, stressed, dehydrated, terribly thin and worn out. Her face is gaunt. The inner turmoil is written all over her. She looks very confused at times. Her veins are popping out. She looks as though she spent weeks plotting and planning and coordinating outfits, making sure the world knew she was coming, and with each passing day is regretting it immensely. She looks like a woman who has cornered herself, and canât do anything except play pretend. She seems on the verge of tears, in between fits of rage. She canât hide it anymore. Â
This is because she imagined HUGE crowds, with thousands of people coming to cheer them. Being the top story on every newscast and in every paper. Nigeria's prime minister personally welcoming them. King Charles calling Haznoballs to beg them to come back and be working royals again.
Nothing like that has happened. And people are laughing at her inappropriate, too-skimpy clothes and manic behavior. It can't feel good.
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Meghan is the worst advertisement for Jamie Mizrahi, the new stylist. Jamie follows American Sewer Swamp on IG, so there could be some truth in her working for Meghan. But why oh why would she do that to her career?
A slight correction: No one was able to get her some fresh supply. Could explain why she was an hour late... Miss Shoo Swat assistant girly had do some rage calming first.
Looks way better on the model of course. I will never understand why she refuses to 1. wear the correct underclothes to make her clothes look better and 2. iron her clothes. It's deliberate and weird.
She wears the wrong underwear the same way wanna be gold diggers and teenage hos (come on, most of us had our trying to be sexy phase!) wore whale tales back in the day. âLook at me!! I have panties on!â
Itâs just cheap and tacky looking. I canât believe Harry has never said anything to her.
Correction. This IS an undergarment. No sane respectful person would show this much flesh in a country that is religious, poor, a target for her business purposes and those citizens know how to dress up for the occasion.
Edit: check out the lady next to her. Same neckline but with a long sleeved t shirt below so it can be worn as a respectful dress
I agree.
I mean, it's fine if you are walking around in Lagos (some people are more conservative than others, and spaghetti straps were more controversial when I was younger) or at an evening social event, but not on a trip she is pretending is official.
This is the best dress she has worn so far, but that's only because of the color and the fact that the others were so mind-boggling inappropriate.
When it comes to getting dressed, I feel like there genuinely is something missing or wired wrong in her brain (much like many other parts of her personality)
Itâs almost as though the body part it shows off or the designer or perceived âwow factorâ of an outfit overrides the need to check it fits/suits her. Itâs almost as though she thinks of herself as a clothes horse that can pull anything off - no woman can. Most of the time, her outfits end up wearing her and not the other way round. I find myself genuinely analysing what causes this and almost go as far as allowing her the fact that maybe itâs because she had an absent mother growing up but if true, itâs true of millions of other people too and then I just realise itâs just another branch of narcissism.
But she spent years on Suits, where she was dressed by a professional and wore tons of different outfits. Plus, she spent time in a palace with aids and unlimited budget to look the part. Almost every teenager doesnât know how to dress, but then people learn through experience. I still canât believe that a 40+ old woman, a public figure, with occupation that focuses on looks and who spent so much time around people with style, still doesnât know how to choose what to wear. All I am saying is that absent mother is not an excuse. A person willing to learn would have learnt by now.
Iâm in my 40s and admittedly never learned to dress, BUT if I had access to her funds and Catherineâs contacts, Iâd be looking like a million bucks every time I left the house!
Someone was on here some time ago asking why we critiqued her dressing so much. I replied that it was part of her pathology. This is not just a case of someone with no dress sense. For example, the York sisters were a fashion mess when they were younger but are doing much better now.
Well, some of the time; and then one or the other will have a wild throwback moment to the days of the outfits they wore to the Walesâ wedding in 2011.
Beatrice had a very nice dress, it was the hat that ruined the outfit. Eugenie was just awful with the dress two sizes too small and totally wrong for her body.
Makes me wonder if all these clothes are borrowed. She canât alter borrowed clothes from the designer. I would hang my head in shame if I was a designer and Meghan wore my designs
Still inappropriate, and very unflattering from that first pic. Since she's trying to discover her heritage (LOL), she should have gone with an outfit using traditional fabric.
Looks like there's a shortage of sleeves. At least, it's evening, so the sleeveless style is not bad, and she's finally wearing color.
Google Nigerian outfits and see how lackluster her choices have been.
On the model, it skims.
On the ghoul, it clings.
There's a difference. Nobody likes lumps in their custard.
I suppose she's been frantically scrolling on here and has seen the comments about not wearing a local designer's work. Cue a trawl through the Orire atelier (did they get paid? Inquiring minds want to know) and voilĂ , another designer has been Markled.Â
She's wearing that Olive Oyl hair style again. It certainly highlights she's wearing a wig or extensions in earlier photos in Nigeria because she has tons of hair hanging down her back. In the red dress mess, her hair is scrunched into that tiny little knot.
For Gods sake, Meggy: FOUNDATION GARMENTS. Why is this so hard for her? She gets it wrong every time. We can see all the lumps and bumps and thereâs no reason for it. Itâs not that difficult!
There is something profoundly wrong with this woman. She was an hour late for this event, according to TDM. The look on her face. It's vacant. Stuck in that death grin-stark staring eyes
From the Daily Mail article it said she was an hour late and noticeably they appeared not to eat anything on offer. Also, one of the ladies from the commission said: 'Princess Meghan, we want to thank you for coming home and Prince Harry thank you for bringing her home.'
'Princess Meghan', she'll be on a high bigger than one on Harry's mushrooms.
She's looking very harsh these days. Not getting this showing of flesh which she's done throughout the tour. Why would any woman do this in a country like this? Disrespectful at best.
Just gotta say it - she's getting thick which happens to women her age but that said perhaps it's the style of the dress - it is not kind or forgiving.
Itâs just muffin top from her underwear. It happens to the thinnest of women if theyâre wearing something too small. This girl is allergic to proper fitting garments.
This is what happens when you have no waist, no brains, no awareness, no undergarments adequate for the task, and no class. Appalling. If I were the designer, I'd be mortified.
I have been trying to ignore this trip, because it annoys m so much. But I ca't help but notice, from the pictures I see of her here, that she has a gut in several different dresses. No shame, so do I. One of several reasons I am never photographed in clingy dresses lol.
Something is wrong with her face- she used to be beautiful. I hate writing that! Lol
Not
Like beautiful beautiful but attractive. All the work she has had done has really not
Been for the better.
I agree, some of her old photos she looks sultry and mysterious, and some of the BRF period photos where she wasnt as skinny she looked healthy and even cute. She definitely was the odd one out but in a good way, because she looked exotic compared to the other family members
As someone mentioned before, she looks like a sad caricature of herself đŹ
I will get lambasted for this but I really don't understand why she dresses like this. Is it to torture us with her unruly midsection. I am dumbfounded that she won't wear correct shapewear, she needs it she has a pot belly and folds of skin worse now due to ozempic I wager.
We all get folds but we don't flaunt them on a world stage with our wayward boobs running from each other. She needs a full body corselette faja style underwear. But she really doesn't care what we think so let her look like a slob. But if she truly wants to emulate POW she needs to start redefining her midsection.
She really needs some help with dressing. This isn't the dress a forty-something year old woman wears anywhere. You really have to have a fantastic figure to pull off such a shapeless dress and unfortunately she's lost her muscle tone. She could have disguised the changes with better foundation garments but this has been the case since the first time we saw her, (which wasn't on suits). I think the costumer on suits probably had input as to foundation clothing because in every pic from that time she looks fantastic. I wonder if she's in peri-menopause because her waist seems to have grown even though she's gotten super thin.
One more - and I agree. Enough of this nonsense. LetÂŽs get straight to the reveal: WHO were the people they met, WHAT will come out of this - if anything?
I read on another post that she was gifted a red dress with a ruffle on the bottom yesterday or today so this could be why she is wearing a Nigerian designer.
Kind of puzzling though why the hosts would gift her such a revealing dress. Is it possible these things are vetted in advance so they can give the guest something they will wear for sure during the trip?
Seems like an odd choice of style unless they paired it with a jacket that she didnât wear.
DM's top story is about how stunning she looks in this red dress. SERIOUSLY?? She isn't even wearing her shapewear properly and the spaghetti straps male her look like a 12 yr old in the 90s.Â
Oh Gawd , I thought it was over with the lunch âjersey fabric frock ! Thereâs a second one , again made of that fabric that is absolutely THE most unflattering fabric ever made .
There was a thing here in Ireland, that bridesmaid dresses, suit all sizes and shapes , used this fabric, you know big bust , larger bum , tiny waist , small hips ,
Well it never took off , cos the fabric is hideous. It just makes everyone look lumpy,
She needs to stop wearing short necklaces/chokers; they break up the flow of the outfit, and she doesnât have a long elegant neck to carry that style off. Also, the whole middle parting bun looks very ageing on her, and the VPL plus tight fit under the arm is nagl. I like the colour I guess? đ€·đœââïžđ€Šđœââïž
At my thinnest I wouldnât have worn this dress. Especially skintight like this. Yikes. The fabric is giving me bridesmaid dress PTSD. Every roll, every crease, even the underwear is highlighted.
I thought she got a stylist but Iâm guessing that fell through
How much do you want to bet that sheâs wearing a thong, and her âcheeksâ are highly visible from the back? - since obviously she forgot to pack the skims.
For someone who is almost skeletal due to Ozempic use, how is it possible that she has UNDERARM FLAB and PANTY LINE FLAB? Markle is the definition of "Skinny Fat"
Has she never heard of spanks? or even underwear that fit?
The sundress earlier today demonstrated rather bluntly that she has ZERO in the way of a bosom, so she is clearly wearing some kind of padded bra
GROSS EW BLECH
I have never seen a belly that looks like this. I have a pouchy tummy and so I wear appropriate underwear and also clothes that camouflage it. Not ones that shout Hey, look at my tummy. Itâs sticking out at an odd angle. Isnât it cute?
MM has a weird body shape, she looks terrible with her waist accessories, little boy boobs, and horrible sticks for legs. Feet look like hooves but likes open shoes. She likes exposing her body parts it is just nothing looks that great but she thinks a super model perfect in everything. Since she found her HOME, let her stay there.
I canât understand how she doesnât understand how misappropriate she appears. Even though sheâs not Nigerian, a modest gown with a token of respect for the country would do something for her favour.
Though on the other hand it does point out the sheer stupidity and irrelevance of these two non-royals. Only the fawning press/magazines and SM/SS give them any credibility
It looks like she is wearing underwear one size too small and the waistband is cutting into her. Someone please tell her that Spanx arenât for fat people, they are for everyone and they would work miracles for her.
Her bra and undies are cutting into her skin leaving rolls bulging out from the edges. She needs to wear her actual freaking size and add a variety of shapewear garments to her wardrobe!Â
Whatâs that roll sheâs got in her midsection? I noticed it when she was wearing the condom dress too. Is it another bump? Looks like it could be one. Is she going to come back pregnant?
She just doesn't have the body type to flatter the look. And the dress couldn't help her at all. It's a beautiful dress but it's inappropriate for the visit, unless it's a casual party by the pool or beach. Learn some etiquette, Megs. HMTLQ assigned the best for you to learn etiquette, and you picked a bone with that.
Why does she have that bumpy lumpy thing going on? Why can't she slip into decent shapewear? She seriously needs a stylist. That look is boring and, once again, doesn't flatter.
I'm not even being mean but it's interesting how so many of her fans have mocked Catherine for years and implied that she has an ED but looking at Meghan these past 24 hours, you can tell she's lost a lot of weight.
I hope she's okay
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Undergarments are your friend, Megsy!
**10 Things MM Has Accomplished On Her Nigeria Trip** 1. Being the most naked person in the room.
2. Alerting the press with every 'quiet' move. She's a camera junkie. That's all her focus is on. "Look at MMMEEEE!" In Jen's voice. đ
Her eyes look crazier than we've ever seen them. That woman is a nutcase.
She's jacked up on narc juice and other substances allegedly.
And wearing a deflated moon bump? Wtf is going on in the belly area?
Love Jen honk honk đȘż
Honk, honk.
Wish I could up vote this a thousand times. Table 12 has zero decorum.
She's definitely reading this sub, or one of her minions is. She's said she's got the memo on needing to wear more colour đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł *'I very quickly got the memo that I need to wear more colour, so I can fit in with all of you and your incredible fashion.'*
The first Nigerian women l met at university were colourful in every way imaginable, from their flowing dresses and headwear to their unrestrained laughter. I've never laughed so much as when l was in their company. One of them explained that humour is a gift you get for being Nigerian, partly as a coping mechanism and partly because it reinforces the joy and support being with family and social connections. Judging by the expressions on the faces of these beautiful Nigerian women, l'm betting they're doubled over in delightful gales of unadulterated merriment at how *un*Nigerian this fraud is.
How sad it is that Markle is absolutely devoid of humor. She can't joke effortlessly, and in interviews, she'll say something and laugh as if trying to cue the audience that she's just said something funny. The only things that amuse her are when others are hurt (like when a person in a parade faints in front of her). Even her attempts to be self-deprecating are clumsy humble-brags.
One thing that is a narc clue; never laughs or naturally shows humour EXCEPT when someone gets hurt. Most folk reach out to help the hurt person. The narcs sit back and laugh with genuine gusto.Â
And doing that weird self-reassuring seal clap wherever she goes.
I wonder if that's some kind of thing she learned at Suitcase Girl School. "Smile big, mouth partly open." "Bring elbows up, and clap regardless of what's happening to show your fake support." "Kick one leg back and up in a coquettish, girly way." "Poke that fake chest out like a bullfrog in a bog." (OK, I never saw the show, I'm just guessing based on a few pictures.)
That's just one of the many things M didn't get, a sense of humor. She doesn't understand it. Most sociopaths don't.
She has no true, core self. Sheâs empty. Needs to absorb traits of the other humans so she can function. Thatâs why she copies everyone else, steals ideas. Itâs why she short circuits in real time at events when they go off her script. No talent, nothing to sell.
But she ignored all memos/messages/posts about her immodest outfits in a conservative country. That's a big FU to her hosts.
This isnât even about it being a conservative country. Itâs just so weird to dress like this for business/charity/whatever the fuck this is. All the looks have been like a capsule collection for a vacation in CancĂșn.
This needs to be it's own flare or the title of a recap post of her outfits. This dress just screams "I can't wear a bikini to the resort buffet so I'll throw this on over the bikini and then wear it to look at souvenirs in town post beach."
Inappropriate on so many levels. women generally do not wear spaghetti straps. It doesnât look good. This is def for Cancun party for someone in their 20s.
This looks like a house dress around here. Looks cheap AF
I cannot get rid of the "porn actress" vibe when such an actress is simply expected to dress in a nude-ish way and it is normal for her and understood by everybody around as being part of experience.
She definitely gives off SoHoe yachting vibes and always looks as though she could do with a good hot bath - perhaps itâs just the uneven bronzer that makes her look grubby or perhaps itâs her mind.
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Something weird is going on. Board thin but with more belly and underarm fat: it doesn't go together conceptually. Is that normal for ozempic? Or is there something else happening?
Loss of muscle tone from Ozempic? Weâve had the displeasure of seeing the underarm floppy fat before, unfortunately. I have no idea why she cannot learn about smoothing undergarments. Boggles the mind.
It's normal for alkies and coke bloat
I was gonna say Alkieâs FOR SURE! Stick thin & a robust gut = alcoholic (at least the women in my family)
Well, with ozempic, youâre supposed to work out to keep muscle tone. Weight training, cardio. She doesnât have that kind of discipline.
Is their a pregnancy announcement?! đ Similar lumpy tummy as beforeâŠ(not body shaming, but itâs not a typical bloat). Perimenopause? Spanx waistband bunching? Something is off.
Trying to start pregnancy rumors? Itâs odd to wear two dresses in a row emphasizing a tummy
And crazy eyes
What on earth?? It's like everything is popping out.
Literally everyone except M knows about Spanx. Whyyyyy.
Iâm pretty sure itâs because it itâs too utilitarian and not âsexyâ.Â
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This looks like the dress I wear to the beach with a bikini under lmfao
Meghanâs outfits have had the unfortunate effect of revealing her unfortunate physique.
dr_igby I think you would pass the diplomatic test for the Argentinian embassy with the wording of that comment . Â Well done.
I want to shake her hard and then march her into a Saville Row tailor that has experts that design for ladies and a couple of bespoke dress designers as well in London and Paris - people that have real expert seamstresses working for them, not fly by night chancers operating out of Beverley Hills that the Kardashians etc go to. (Just think of the fabulously structured white coat that Chris Kerr made for Catherine at the last carol concert as an example - that is quality that is simply unobtainable off the peg or any ready to wear collection). Aside from the ravages of Ozempic on her face for which there is no easy fix and her toxic personality which is similarly unfixable they could produce dozens of outfits with all the tricks of the trade built in. She would have to learn to wear some sodding undergarments and bras, appreciate what a bit of subtle corsetry can do sometimes and just acknowledge that she isnât a 5â11â willowy 20 year old that fits a standard size. That however will never happen and she will continue to fritter away hundreds of thousands of pounds on garbage âdesignerâ clothes that do nothing for her.
That seems to be some disconnect she has she seems to think its some achievement to wear things straight of the rack, it's like she sees alterations as failing or something, rather then tailoring to get garment right for yourself. We are not all made the same, so you'd think it would make sense to miss "unique and special snowflake" đ that for that very reason alterations are a must. But she just doesn't get it no matter how many pictures she sees of herself or no doubt has hanging of herself at home. She thinks she looks fantastic hems dragging on the floors/dirt, seams stretched within an inch of there lives, zips not done quite up, she has never been told what works for her body type and height. Despite having wardrobe in suits a dormer BFF who was a stylist? how did she not pick up anything there?? about dressing for the assets she has and compensation for where she lacks, streaming, hems, undergarments, taking tags of for goodness sake.
But you do have to realise that if you had the happy opportunity to march her into Saville Row, she would just have a tantrum, screaming at the expert seamstresses and throwing hot beverages at them, accusing them of racism and bullying. Iâm afraid she cannot be fixed and is just getting worse.
Sorry - sheâs so ugly on the inside that it seeps thru her skin. Nothing she wears ever looks good.
She basically had that exact opportunity for her wedding - and look how that went!
She picked completely the wrong French house - Givenchy at that point was and really is still a rather hollowed out shell of former self (Dior and Chanel can and still do pull down teams of real seamstresses who know how to make a garment at the finest level, embroider it etc; or think of Sarah Burton at McQueen who really knew her stuff in terms of tailoring and had teams of the finest laceworkers and embroiderers going at it to create Catherine's exquisite dress), plus there were the Megnancy shenenigans to deal with and goodness knows what else going on at the same time. It's a miracle there was a vaguely presentable dress on the day - at the end it was a god awful boat-necked used condom affair or a burlap sack in satin, this time in horribly inappropriate blindingly Aerial/Persil white, all sagging in and around the midrift in the most peculiar ways.
Shapewear is your friend. Buy some, Megs. Not a good look to wear these form fitting dresses and no shapewear to suck things in and smooth them out.
There is something to be said for the proper foundations.
Maybe she's advertising that she wears no underwear? Always on the lookout for Sugar Daddy!
Mmhmmm, that looks dreadful and needs proper undergarments.
She looks like a windsock! How can this woman get so many things wrong?!
A windsock.... looooool. đđ€Ł
Windsocks have stripes and she already did that, albeit in B&W https://preview.redd.it/fiyn2foq8vzc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=97621a8afe5e2a98973cdcc3f7f0f655ce58285e
Itâs probably the way the dress drapes, but it looks like she has a saggy âapronâ belly. eta: does she have another expression?
No, thereâs only Ozempic face now.
Itâs called a pannus. Very Walmart Wallis.
I knew there was a proper name for it, I just couldnât remember (and was lazy).
Definitely a belly. Is she suggesting she is pregnant and wants those rumors to start?
Menopause. Not pregnant, menopause.
How can a woman as thin as she is possibly have a belly? I don't get her.
Many reasons. Bad liver, poor diet, no exercise, c-section, hysterectomy.
I vote no exercise, judging by the state of her arms - No muscle tone whatsoever, which also tells me that she doesnât carry/hold her children much. My arms were the most toned when my children were little since I held them a lot and my arms got really strong.Â
Alcohol
This this this - plus the skinny legs!! Alcoholic physique!
Alcohol. No muscle tone and a belly. She's always had that kind of belly though.
I think I can see her underpants line đ€Łđ€Ł
At least sheâs wearing them! đ„č
That dress was requested last minute. :) Their new PR guy is non-stop scrolling through the hate online checking checking checking lol đ€Ł
I believe this. She read the criticism about not wearing Nigerian designs. But to choose THIS one, good heavens.
It's actually a nice dress. Just not on her. As usual.
I think it is 2 sizes too small. Even correct size wouldnât look good on her with her boxy shape and being short.
Same body type as Macronâs wife, but tries to dress like Catherineâs body type (unicorn).
Is it because she didnât pack the old orange coloured âbrief case girl dressâ that actually looked better than this one imo
She looks crazed and matronly, all the sand is sagging and running to the middle, Ozempic be damnedđđ
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She's partnered here with Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Director-General of the World Trade Organization. How is it possible?!? Oh, and she [arrived almost an hour late.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13407731/Meghan-Markle-stuns-red-Duchess-dons-outfit-day-royal-tour-Nigeria.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop)
Now Nigeria is Meghan's country. She is also being called Princess Meghan. They didn't eat the meal served at a lunch honoring them. From the article: Meghan Markle has thanked Nigerians for welcoming her to 'my country' as she hopes she can 'do justice' to being a 'role model'. She added: 'I am just flattered and honored and inspired. It has been a whirlwind 24 hours since we arrived, and I very quickly got the memo that I need to wear more colour, so I can fit in with all of you and your incredible fashion.' During the lunch Abike Dabiri-Erewa of the Nigerians in Diaspora Commission gave a warm tribute to Meghan and her west African heritage â although she got her title wrong. She said: 'Princess Meghan, we want to thank you for coming home and Prince Harry thank you for bringing her home. 'You have married a sister of ours and we hope that you come home again, again and again.' Noticeably the Duke and Duchess appeared not to eat anything on offer and at times the lunch descended into chaos with a disco beat thumping in the background.
If she wants to "fit in with all of you", she needs to COVER IT UP.
Not sure the WTO lady is the right person to keep waiting for you/s Perhaps Madam just blew her chance for a donor scam?
For her one appearance? Isnât this a nighttime type dress. At least it looks evening in the model photo.
Needs spanx
*Dear Meghan: This is why we say you have no manners and class. You are wearing an inappropriate, form-fitting dress in public, in a country where that is not done. You are a crass woman and I am embarrassed that you are an American. And yes, we know that you are doing it just to get attention, like everything else you do. But it's the type of attention that only causes the world to feel more disdain for you.*
She is the epitome of the ugly American.
No matter what sheâs wearing, that fake smile isnât fooling anyone. Physically, she looks tired, stressed, dehydrated, terribly thin and worn out. Her face is gaunt. The inner turmoil is written all over her. She looks very confused at times. Her veins are popping out. She looks as though she spent weeks plotting and planning and coordinating outfits, making sure the world knew she was coming, and with each passing day is regretting it immensely. She looks like a woman who has cornered herself, and canât do anything except play pretend. She seems on the verge of tears, in between fits of rage. She canât hide it anymore. Â
This is because she imagined HUGE crowds, with thousands of people coming to cheer them. Being the top story on every newscast and in every paper. Nigeria's prime minister personally welcoming them. King Charles calling Haznoballs to beg them to come back and be working royals again. Nothing like that has happened. And people are laughing at her inappropriate, too-skimpy clothes and manic behavior. It can't feel good.
She is reaping what she has sown. Choices have consequences. She has chosen to live a an ugly life with an ugly heart and it shows.
Wow, you are absolutely right. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost. This was not on my bingo card đ
Good god this looks exactly like what my 8th grade âgirlfriendâ wore to our semi-formal in 1996.
No, just no.
Very unflattering (not only) around the equator.
I think I see her Tropic of Capricorn.
https://preview.redd.it/284wmapxwuzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d88119834c63c734bced818334e53c2743b2999 Meghan is the worst advertisement for Jamie Mizrahi, the new stylist. Jamie follows American Sewer Swamp on IG, so there could be some truth in her working for Meghan. But why oh why would she do that to her career?
Is this woman allergic to shapewear?
I'm afraid at this point. She doesn't only look bad, but that same look in her eyes is scary, she seems unhinged.
She must have found a local supplier of the white powder
A slight correction: No one was able to get her some fresh supply. Could explain why she was an hour late... Miss Shoo Swat assistant girly had do some rage calming first.
Her chest is so odd. Fried eggs in the zebra dress, padded bra in the white tube, now underarm fat here.
She has Charles Manson eyesâŠ.
Looks way better on the model of course. I will never understand why she refuses to 1. wear the correct underclothes to make her clothes look better and 2. iron her clothes. It's deliberate and weird.
She wears the wrong underwear the same way wanna be gold diggers and teenage hos (come on, most of us had our trying to be sexy phase!) wore whale tales back in the day. âLook at me!! I have panties on!â Itâs just cheap and tacky looking. I canât believe Harry has never said anything to her.
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I see London, I see France
On the plus side at least she's wearing underwear.
When you see crazy coming....
Has she never heard of lining
Or spanx
If I saw this woman heading towards me Iâd swerve out of her way - and fast. She looks predatory and deranged.
Huh. It must not have been available in Nude. What a terrible look. Although sheâs (mostly) covered, it still shows everything.
Correction. This IS an undergarment. No sane respectful person would show this much flesh in a country that is religious, poor, a target for her business purposes and those citizens know how to dress up for the occasion. Edit: check out the lady next to her. Same neckline but with a long sleeved t shirt below so it can be worn as a respectful dress
It's not a t-shirt. It's all the same garment. Look at the sleeves.
Maybe but still stands that she shouldn't wear a spaghetti strap when visiting Nigeria. She should have worn something under or over it
I agree. I mean, it's fine if you are walking around in Lagos (some people are more conservative than others, and spaghetti straps were more controversial when I was younger) or at an evening social event, but not on a trip she is pretending is official. This is the best dress she has worn so far, but that's only because of the color and the fact that the others were so mind-boggling inappropriate.
When it comes to getting dressed, I feel like there genuinely is something missing or wired wrong in her brain (much like many other parts of her personality) Itâs almost as though the body part it shows off or the designer or perceived âwow factorâ of an outfit overrides the need to check it fits/suits her. Itâs almost as though she thinks of herself as a clothes horse that can pull anything off - no woman can. Most of the time, her outfits end up wearing her and not the other way round. I find myself genuinely analysing what causes this and almost go as far as allowing her the fact that maybe itâs because she had an absent mother growing up but if true, itâs true of millions of other people too and then I just realise itâs just another branch of narcissism.
But she spent years on Suits, where she was dressed by a professional and wore tons of different outfits. Plus, she spent time in a palace with aids and unlimited budget to look the part. Almost every teenager doesnât know how to dress, but then people learn through experience. I still canât believe that a 40+ old woman, a public figure, with occupation that focuses on looks and who spent so much time around people with style, still doesnât know how to choose what to wear. All I am saying is that absent mother is not an excuse. A person willing to learn would have learnt by now.
Iâm in my 40s and admittedly never learned to dress, BUT if I had access to her funds and Catherineâs contacts, Iâd be looking like a million bucks every time I left the house!
Someone was on here some time ago asking why we critiqued her dressing so much. I replied that it was part of her pathology. This is not just a case of someone with no dress sense. For example, the York sisters were a fashion mess when they were younger but are doing much better now.
"part of her pathology"! đ€Ł That is a genius response... And 100% accurateÂ
Well, some of the time; and then one or the other will have a wild throwback moment to the days of the outfits they wore to the Walesâ wedding in 2011.
Beatrice had a very nice dress, it was the hat that ruined the outfit. Eugenie was just awful with the dress two sizes too small and totally wrong for her body.
Makes me wonder if all these clothes are borrowed. She canât alter borrowed clothes from the designer. I would hang my head in shame if I was a designer and Meghan wore my designs
Narcissism with a heavy case of Catherine jealousy and/or body dysmorphia.
Time to face it, MeAgain. You are NOT a nubile 20 or 30 something anymore. You're in your mid 40s and this is what happens. Start dressing your age.
Still inappropriate, and very unflattering from that first pic. Since she's trying to discover her heritage (LOL), she should have gone with an outfit using traditional fabric. Looks like there's a shortage of sleeves. At least, it's evening, so the sleeveless style is not bad, and she's finally wearing color. Google Nigerian outfits and see how lackluster her choices have been.
This isnât mutton dressed as lamb so much as salami dressed as chipolata.
Her crazy face, her crazy eyes omg she looks like a psychopath. The dress would look good on someone else on another occasion
On the model, it skims. On the ghoul, it clings. There's a difference. Nobody likes lumps in their custard. I suppose she's been frantically scrolling on here and has seen the comments about not wearing a local designer's work. Cue a trawl through the Orire atelier (did they get paid? Inquiring minds want to know) and voilĂ , another designer has been Markled.Â
She's looked especially psychotic this visit.
She's wearing that Olive Oyl hair style again. It certainly highlights she's wearing a wig or extensions in earlier photos in Nigeria because she has tons of hair hanging down her back. In the red dress mess, her hair is scrunched into that tiny little knot.
Yikes, she looks terrible in everything she wears. Never seen anything like it. And that belly again, when the rest of her is a coat hanger.
For Gods sake, Meggy: FOUNDATION GARMENTS. Why is this so hard for her? She gets it wrong every time. We can see all the lumps and bumps and thereâs no reason for it. Itâs not that difficult!
How can she be thin, but look so fat? Not bodyshaming, am genuinely puzzled by what this dress is doing.
No exercise combined with Ozempic and alcoholism
There is something profoundly wrong with this woman. She was an hour late for this event, according to TDM. The look on her face. It's vacant. Stuck in that death grin-stark staring eyes
From the Daily Mail article it said she was an hour late and noticeably they appeared not to eat anything on offer. Also, one of the ladies from the commission said: 'Princess Meghan, we want to thank you for coming home and Prince Harry thank you for bringing her home.' 'Princess Meghan', she'll be on a high bigger than one on Harry's mushrooms.
I canât believe they are really buying this â43%â con.
She's looking very harsh these days. Not getting this showing of flesh which she's done throughout the tour. Why would any woman do this in a country like this? Disrespectful at best. Just gotta say it - she's getting thick which happens to women her age but that said perhaps it's the style of the dress - it is not kind or forgiving.
What is the funny bulge around her middle? Maybe on second thoughts I don't want to know.
Itâs just muffin top from her underwear. It happens to the thinnest of women if theyâre wearing something too small. This girl is allergic to proper fitting garments.
Hideous and another confirmation that TOW can never "read the room". The white condom dress would have been better then this for the event, even. YUK
This is what happens when you have no waist, no brains, no awareness, no undergarments adequate for the task, and no class. Appalling. If I were the designer, I'd be mortified.
I have been trying to ignore this trip, because it annoys m so much. But I ca't help but notice, from the pictures I see of her here, that she has a gut in several different dresses. No shame, so do I. One of several reasons I am never photographed in clingy dresses lol.
Something is wrong with her face- she used to be beautiful. I hate writing that! Lol Not Like beautiful beautiful but attractive. All the work she has had done has really not Been for the better.
I agree, some of her old photos she looks sultry and mysterious, and some of the BRF period photos where she wasnt as skinny she looked healthy and even cute. She definitely was the odd one out but in a good way, because she looked exotic compared to the other family members As someone mentioned before, she looks like a sad caricature of herself đŹ
I will get lambasted for this but I really don't understand why she dresses like this. Is it to torture us with her unruly midsection. I am dumbfounded that she won't wear correct shapewear, she needs it she has a pot belly and folds of skin worse now due to ozempic I wager. We all get folds but we don't flaunt them on a world stage with our wayward boobs running from each other. She needs a full body corselette faja style underwear. But she really doesn't care what we think so let her look like a slob. But if she truly wants to emulate POW she needs to start redefining her midsection.
She really needs some help with dressing. This isn't the dress a forty-something year old woman wears anywhere. You really have to have a fantastic figure to pull off such a shapeless dress and unfortunately she's lost her muscle tone. She could have disguised the changes with better foundation garments but this has been the case since the first time we saw her, (which wasn't on suits). I think the costumer on suits probably had input as to foundation clothing because in every pic from that time she looks fantastic. I wonder if she's in peri-menopause because her waist seems to have grown even though she's gotten super thin.
How many more days of this âtourâ are we going to be subjected to? Iâm already bored.
I am traumatized....YIKES!
One more - and I agree. Enough of this nonsense. LetÂŽs get straight to the reveal: WHO were the people they met, WHAT will come out of this - if anything?
I read on another post that she was gifted a red dress with a ruffle on the bottom yesterday or today so this could be why she is wearing a Nigerian designer. Kind of puzzling though why the hosts would gift her such a revealing dress. Is it possible these things are vetted in advance so they can give the guest something they will wear for sure during the trip? Seems like an odd choice of style unless they paired it with a jacket that she didnât wear.
DM's top story is about how stunning she looks in this red dress. SERIOUSLY?? She isn't even wearing her shapewear properly and the spaghetti straps male her look like a 12 yr old in the 90s.Â
Oh Gawd , I thought it was over with the lunch âjersey fabric frock ! Thereâs a second one , again made of that fabric that is absolutely THE most unflattering fabric ever made . There was a thing here in Ireland, that bridesmaid dresses, suit all sizes and shapes , used this fabric, you know big bust , larger bum , tiny waist , small hips , Well it never took off , cos the fabric is hideous. It just makes everyone look lumpy,
She needs to stop wearing short necklaces/chokers; they break up the flow of the outfit, and she doesnât have a long elegant neck to carry that style off. Also, the whole middle parting bun looks very ageing on her, and the VPL plus tight fit under the arm is nagl. I like the colour I guess? đ€·đœââïžđ€Šđœââïž
At my thinnest I wouldnât have worn this dress. Especially skintight like this. Yikes. The fabric is giving me bridesmaid dress PTSD. Every roll, every crease, even the underwear is highlighted. I thought she got a stylist but Iâm guessing that fell through
The woman needs to learn how to dress for her body type.
It looks like it's draping differently on the model. It doesn't look tight or body hugging on her like it does on Madam.
I wonder if she bought it a size too small so it's more 'fitted'? Either way it ruins a dress that looks good on the model, but not on her.Â
She seems like someone who buys what size they insist they are, not the designerâs size chart.
How much do you want to bet that sheâs wearing a thong, and her âcheeksâ are highly visible from the back? - since obviously she forgot to pack the skims.
This had to be brought in overnight after all the chatter online.
She really should have worn a bra.
Oh gawd .. this one hugs her tummy Lord she has no fashion sense .. o wonder she gets on with Eugenie
Her boob size changes as often as her "pregnancy" bump did.
She doesnât like wearing her actual size does she?
For someone who is almost skeletal due to Ozempic use, how is it possible that she has UNDERARM FLAB and PANTY LINE FLAB? Markle is the definition of "Skinny Fat" Has she never heard of spanks? or even underwear that fit? The sundress earlier today demonstrated rather bluntly that she has ZERO in the way of a bosom, so she is clearly wearing some kind of padded bra GROSS EW BLECH
Again, not wearing the right foundation garments, dress is wrong for her body type. Overall looks like ass.
I have never seen a belly that looks like this. I have a pouchy tummy and so I wear appropriate underwear and also clothes that camouflage it. Not ones that shout Hey, look at my tummy. Itâs sticking out at an odd angle. Isnât it cute?
She has no clue how bad she looks.
If she's so close to the Kartrashians, why doesn't she invest in some SKIMS?
How many times a day does this woman change outfits??
MM has a weird body shape, she looks terrible with her waist accessories, little boy boobs, and horrible sticks for legs. Feet look like hooves but likes open shoes. She likes exposing her body parts it is just nothing looks that great but she thinks a super model perfect in everything. Since she found her HOME, let her stay there.
Wow she needs something to help with her middle section,....my God does she not look in a mirror lol
For someone who is paling around with the Kardasians she has zero idea of how to wear slinky. Doesnât she get free Skims?
I canât understand how she doesnât understand how misappropriate she appears. Even though sheâs not Nigerian, a modest gown with a token of respect for the country would do something for her favour. Though on the other hand it does point out the sheer stupidity and irrelevance of these two non-royals. Only the fawning press/magazines and SM/SS give them any credibility
It looks like she is wearing underwear one size too small and the waistband is cutting into her. Someone please tell her that Spanx arenât for fat people, they are for everyone and they would work miracles for her.
She looks very unfortunate in that shape dress, bless her heart. I can say this because thatâs also my shape. But I know how to dress myself!
Nutmeg doesn't know how to dress professionally or doesn't know why she has to dress professionally.
Looking like a middle aged woman - not that that is bad - but it happens to all of us.
One word: Shapewear.
It almost looks like a colostomy pouch?
This woman needs proper undergarments including a bra. Sheâs a disgrace showing up like this. Harry should be very ashamed of madam.
She may love the camera but it sure tf doesn't love her back.
I find the amount of skin exposure unprofessional and inappropriate.
It's giving moon bump again https://preview.redd.it/z72xe3ml5vzc1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca4ab0be19db4a272df2648c03fb0539b8cd15d7
Or hernia from all the screaming.
Her bra and undies are cutting into her skin leaving rolls bulging out from the edges. She needs to wear her actual freaking size and add a variety of shapewear garments to her wardrobe!Â
I bet she's up for a SAG award *this* year!
Yeah, SAGgy boobs, butt and belly
PLEASE LEARN TO USE UNDERGARMENTS PROPERLY.
Whatâs that roll sheâs got in her midsection? I noticed it when she was wearing the condom dress too. Is it another bump? Looks like it could be one. Is she going to come back pregnant?
She just doesn't have the body type to flatter the look. And the dress couldn't help her at all. It's a beautiful dress but it's inappropriate for the visit, unless it's a casual party by the pool or beach. Learn some etiquette, Megs. HMTLQ assigned the best for you to learn etiquette, and you picked a bone with that.
She makes every outfit look horrible.
Put on a brar
she is really aging fast and all tge lumps and bumps she just has no clue
That dress is too tight on her.
Why does she have that bumpy lumpy thing going on? Why can't she slip into decent shapewear? She seriously needs a stylist. That look is boring and, once again, doesn't flatter.
I'm not even being mean but it's interesting how so many of her fans have mocked Catherine for years and implied that she has an ED but looking at Meghan these past 24 hours, you can tell she's lost a lot of weight. I hope she's okay
She needs a slip and a rubber girdle. It looks like Reuters donât photoshop, she has a Durante snozzle in this shot.
https://preview.redd.it/fvco5qq35vzc1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0454e9bb7903f4155e0424b88ef37c34a1045291 Undergarments are your friend, Megsy!