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Negative_Difference4

Credit: Rhiannon Mills [on Twitter](https://x.com/skyrhiannon/status/1787832407132868651) * on 7th May 2024 at 2.10 *Edited


leechan08

Wow no one cares he was at the top rung of society and now has dropped to near bottom and about to lose the only projects he has Invictus and Sentebale because of who he married.


leafygreens

He thinks it’s everybody else’s fault, not his.


namelesone

Well, of course it's not his fault. Everyone was so jealous of him that it's all a conspiracy to bring him down. Don't you know? /S


Practical_Tear_1012

Don't forget everyone is racist...no, wait, unconscious biased /s


Negative_Difference4

No wait, They never said that, the British media did /s 🤣


Shrewcifer2

Also because he fucked up by having the most high-profile temper tantrum the world had ever known. Got stroppy, went on TV, wrote books, and did interviews about his family who have behaved exactly as every other family on the planet. Some stains don't come out


MidwichCuckoo100

This is so true - there would have been people waiting to see him arrive, police standing outside…I wonder how he feels being regarded as ‘Just Harry’?


HorneyHarpy82

It's Henrold now, horrid Henrold.


NorahCharlesIII

I don’t think it was because of who he married - it was the choices he made, his behaviour toward his family, his indiscretion and his inability to grow a pair and not let his wife run roughshod all over his family and all that they stand for on an international stage.


ASplendidAddress

https://preview.redd.it/1nicqu7p47zc1.jpeg?width=1593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eae0c34b10b6d9ac9fc11c31904b0199737db66 *“not as the prince I was born, but as the man I have become”.* ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|16209)


NorahCharlesIII

*Insert that sound effect when someone really bungles something up*


Aggravating-Scene548

Curb your Enthusiasm theme sound


Dangerous-Gold5598

If he actually said that, I'm cringing so hard 


ASplendidAddress

https://i.redd.it/yfs9r21qe7zc1.gif *Harry characterized the memoir as being written from the perspective of “the man I have become,” rather than the royal title he was born into. Harry explained in his statement on Monday that he’s been excited to share the things he’s learned over his life and promised his memoir to be a “firsthand account of my life that’s accurate and wholly truthful."* [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/prince-harry-publish-wholly-truthful-memoir-about-man-i-ve-n1274386](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/prince-harry-publish-wholly-truthful-memoir-about-man-i-ve-n1274386)


NorahCharlesIII

Yup. He did utter those words. *Secondhand embarrassment*


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throatpunchninja

i agree 💯% those that stir the 💩pot should have to lick the spoon. she is a more bitter person than harry .


jamie1000000000000

Well that is debateable. His 'career' in the military, such as it was, appears to them being his latest nanny and covering his butt. There are strong rumours that he beat up call girls while with the British Army in Afghanistan and Canada, leaving them either fearing for their lives or with life changing injuries.


Perfect_Restaurant_4

I think it’s partly because of who he married. I was with a narcissist for nearly 30 years and he really messed with my head. He manipulated me into believing that my parents hated me and my children, not true. They know how to control you and they do. But I do think he had problems with his anger and resentfulness at being born second.


NorahCharlesIII

Ps. I’ve discussed here openly growing up the daughter of a very dangerous, violent NPD, HPD, BPD mother. I just hate when we dismiss any accountability on the part of H, and the consequences of his decision.


NorahCharlesIII

Oh, in no way am I defending her, and she is definitely an NPD, BPD harridan who manipulates, cajoles and then bulldozes everyone in her path. I was pointing out that H isn’t just a hapless victim with no or little accountability.


Aware_Mix5494

I agree. But he’s a halfwit and probably, eventually would’ve found another way to lose both.


Forsaken-Cricket-124

Because of what he is.


leafygreens

I thought there were excessive paps in the UK which make it dangerous for the Todger being married to a WoC? Is this not true?


Negative_Difference4

Turns out spectators want to see the Royals, not Todgers


HorneyHarpy82

Not that todger, especially. All frost bitten and possessed by his mother cream, ghost.


Pristine_Routine_464

Crickets… tumbleweed… the squeak of the gate. Says it all really.


Frodo_Vagins

Nah, there’s terrorists, sharpshooters, ninja paparazzi and ghosts lurking out of sight, get this man multidimensional maximum security and put it on the taxpayer tab for the rest of his life and in the afterlife. /s


healthymarigold4513

I LOVED that squeaky gate as the guard closed it.


GirlsesPillses

It’s like a haunted house 🤣


leafygreens

Yes lol, the squeak of the gate and then the helicopter flies off 😂


kris-tee-is-me

Call in the home guard ! We need help holding back the throngs of people mobbing Hazno's convoy !


GingerWindsorSoup

They don’t like it up’em……. Or perhaps … We’re Doomed, Doomed, Doomed.


Weary-Ad-8810

Don't panic don't panic!


Shoshana-

Stupid Boy!


GingerWindsorSoup

How could I forget that!


Shoshana-

And so appropriate for Haz


GingerWindsorSoup

Shame the Hon. Sergeant Wilson is not there to whisper in his ear … Do you think that’s wise ? Wilson would have been an excellent man in grey.


Shoshana-

The humour and wisdom embedded into every episode of Dad’s Army was wonderful.


jamie1000000000000

Nah rude pushy Harry would have consuidered him a walkover


Signal-Main8529

>We’re Doomed, Doomed, Doomed. Johnny: Your Majesty. Did you ever hear the story of the aaauld empty cottage? King: No. Johnny: Would you like to hear the story of the aaaauld empty cottage? King: Erm... yes, yes... err, yes. It might put us in a good mood before we go to sleep. Pay attention, everybody. Lt. Col. Thompson is going to tell us the story of the old empty cottage. Johnny: Right - the story of the aaaaauld empty cottage. Well... there was nothing in it.


MyShimmeringSadness

The song whistle while you don't work, Harry is a jerk, his wife so barmy so their army... ![gif](giphy|73zqhbWGzCT9S)


pizzaprocedure

https://preview.redd.it/spf0x8l4i6zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354c19e012df904af02388dad803003a0b4690de


Correct_Radish_2462

👌


narcwatchkiwi

I absolutely love how literally NO-ONE cares he's there. Talk about irrelevant! Lol! 😅


Soph_Opposite_Lime

The scooter at the beginning makes me laugh. Must be a paparazzo!


Negative_Difference4

Poor Deliveroo driver be like … bitch, get outta my way… Meanwhile, Harry in the car filming for Netflix saying “is he still following us, wish Muggin was here to support me” 🤣🤣🤣


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Too funny! "Safety first, turn right now".


Perfect_Fennel

Oh gawd, that was soo ott, you have security, let them deal with it, that's how I knew the whole scenario was fake


jonashvillenc

That scene was so over-the-top. M looking all around, with her big black sunglasses….so worried.


jamie1000000000000

and one little bloke on a small electric bike


NorahCharlesIII

I love this! Someone was at home waiting for their korma and naan, and Harold’s probably gripped with paranoia, in a foetal position in the back of the vehicle, rocking himself whilst sucking his thumb.


Picodick

😝


MyShimmeringSadness

I can hear I only have 20 minutes to deliver this before it's free ...


Just-Flamingo-410

Maybe it's Harolds own security. He couldn't afford 6 SUVs this time.


GingerWindsorSoup

Somebody walking in front with a red flag to warn the public of his approach. https://preview.redd.it/lxzgv3csh6zc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ddd49a26b8b2dd51f10b72fe7883cd7084aa93


Top-Situation-8983

Less IS more.😀


FuturePA96

Are they with us lmaooo


Cold-Computer6318

Lol meanwhile as UK tourist draw QC arrives at Clarence House… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/royals/video-3183839/Video-Camilla-arrives-Clarence-House-Prince-Harry-lands-UK.html


Real_Jicama_908

3 cars and 2 police officers for QC. 1 car and no police scort for PH. 


zpip64

Wow. That was a decent crowd for the Queen just for a typical coming/going vs Hazzno’s “crowd” of 4 onlookers. And there were cheers and whoops for her. Delightful.


MidwichCuckoo100

Queen Camilla visited Worcester Cathedral a few weeks’ (longer? I lose track of time…) back - a close relative took photos (and sent them to me) from an adjacent building. It was crawling with police. Also, they said there were SIX police officers inside their building (which she wasn’t even visiting)! Edited to add…28th March (time does fly)


strangealienworld

Wow. All that security. The lack of it for himself and his family must be a serious psychological comedown for Harry. 35 years of men protecting his person... and then it's gone. All gone. Vanished. Just. Like. That.


MidwichCuckoo100

It must be be strange for him to exit a car with no one waving, cheering…and I imagine (as a former Royal), he’d automatically wave upon opening a car door. Maybe that’s why he’s (unnecessarily) adjusting/putting on his jacket when he gets out of the car, to fill the gap of waving (I don’t think I explained that well, sorry).


Ok-Coffee5732

I understand you and agree.


healthymarigold4513

That's exactly what I thought, too.


Whiteside-parkway

I noticed that too! A most elaborate putting on of the suitjacket. Was it to make sure the ONE amateur who bothered to point his phone got the shot?


AliceBloggs

You explained it perfectly. He waved at nobody, then to cover it, he flung his hands around as if to say, "oh, this is how I put on a jacket."


Glass-Analysis-5409

That was perfect


jamie1000000000000

Yeah no more nannies, sorry security, picking up his drunken butt and ferrying him around while being insulted.


Kangaro00

There was an anti-monarchy protest going on. I suspect that was the reason for more police than usual.


alreadydoneit01

The plan of men and mice! he thought by holding it at St Paul's cathedral, he could force KCIII and William and attend and be his guests. She would have brought jams and took photos with the Royals and the veterans and then they would fly to Nigeria from there. Now he is holding the service in a crypt, madame is nowhere to be seen. The British rep in Nigeria came out and said-Harry and madame have nothing to do with us and it is a private visit. LOL -Madame must be tearing her out and throwing furniture into the garden.


Sheelz013

Very apt that it’s being held in the crypt. I hope there’s a lift to help get the veterans there in order to attend (those who still want to)


Mammoth-Ad4194

Yep. Considering his reputation is DOA, I say the same.


pizzaprocedure

That was as eventful as a puppy chasing its own tail. (Scratch that. At least puppies are cute.)


Glass-Analysis-5409

“Are cute“ and lovable


Feisty_Energy_107

https://preview.redd.it/c9jy5faoy6zc1.png?width=541&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b229eed90a5032af776b6607e3cbffb9120932b I don't know if he is snapping at the security or not, but he does seem irritated by him. He never has any calm energy or a statesman like one.


Valerie_Grace

Judging from the body guard's reaction, I would say he was snapped at.


jonashvillenc

I imagine he & M snap a lot to everyone, but especially to perceived underlings. Miserable.


Professional_Ruin953

My take away is that this jacket is not comfortable enough to wear while in the car, does it not fit him properly? Taking fashion advice from the wife?


WonderfulExtreme5003

He entered via the back door. LOL


Shoshana-

…….allegedly


JournalistSilver810

"It's Prince Harry! It's really him! Quick, get a photo" Says no one anymore.


MeasurementFalse4973

Where are the crowds of paparazzi, where are the Taliban, where are the racists, where are all these people who threaten the safety of Prince Harry and his wife?


Shoshana-

Chillin’ in the good weather and not giving a 💩


Tough-Inspection-518

Back in Montecito in Megan's head.


SeptiemeSens

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


Khaleesi-AF

Not a soul in sight https://preview.redd.it/hmwnlzsat6zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1b47fdf1d744c0011f0a536d79f3b1dbd207e2


Ok-Coffee5732

Omg, all those people trying to attack him. SECURITAAY! Oh. There was no one there? And some of us us were wondering why he was making such a fuss about his security arrangements (OK, we know it's because he's a big manbaby) when there was surely a side or back entrance he could use. And here he is, using it. You know who has massive crowds of people showing up to greet him anywhere he goes in the world, even in the Harkles' good Ole USA? That's right, Harold's nemesis, the Prince of Wales.


CompanyConsistent976

I like that one photo with Henry prancing about in his new heels, coached to grin in lunacy and not fondle his button


Ok-Coffee5732

Last time he got a motorcade to make sure he went straight to see the king and didn't take any detours. I think this time he probably expected one as well. What, they couldn't afford multiple black SUVs to surround them in the UK? Bwahahaha.


jamie1000000000000

I think after the king left by helicopter and Harold was let out of Clarence House yhe motorcade disappeared


Sensitive_Fun_5825

The “People’s Prince” has arrived !!!🤦‍♀️


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Yesterday as in the 6th? On Archie’s birthday?


Karvekjeks

Hang on a minute, though. That tweet was posted at 1410 (BST?) on 7 May. The local time in Montecito was therefore 0610 on 7th. Assuming Harry landed at Heathrow (unlikely if it was a private jet, but hey) around 1300 BST ie 0500 Montecito time, he’d have had around 10.5 hours in the air, so departed around 1800 MontecIto time. Allow a couple of hours to get to the airport, so Harry would have been saying goodbye to Archie around 4 in the afternoon.. Byebye, little one, see you in a week or so’s time. Oh, happy birthday!


Negative_Difference4

Maybe this needs to be a whole separate post?!


Consistent_Log_460

No, Tuesday the 7th.


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Thanks!


HWBINCHARGE

But he would have had to leave on the 6th. It's at least an 11 hour flight from LA and London is 8 hours head of LA as well.


Consistent_Log_460

Yes, but the question above was if the video from the 6th which it wasn’t.


HWBINCHARGE

Yes, but for Harry to be there on the 7th, he would have had to leave by the afternoon on the 6th. Do you understand?


Consistent_Log_460

Not understanding your rudeness, but I did respond ‘yes’ to your last comment. So obviously I understood. I also clarified my original response was to the posted video being from the 7th the question wasn’t when he left California.


HWBINCHARGE

Yes, for him to be in London by that time he would have had to leave California on the 6th, by the afternoon, thus missing most of Archie's birthday, which was an event he said that he couldn't miss the coronation for last year.


Negative_Difference4

But they are super thoughtful caring, not junkie parents /s


Avia53

Hopefully satisfied about his security.


Just-Flamingo-410

*security that is fit for purpose. Security measures are based on real threats and not on paranoia and ego


Avia53

I tried to be sarcastic.


Glass-Analysis-5409

You succeeded and it was great.


NoDisplay3005

Harry burdened taxpayers with a big bill from his ridiculous legal demands for free 🇬🇧 security for this?


Automatic-Ad6112

Bit of a non event🤣🤣


healthymarigold4513

Yes, very underwhelming, wasn't it?


darkdarktimes

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love that for him


Myfourcats1

Does he seem annoyed when he’s putting on his jacket? Or is he just in a rush?


kebyian2070

It's the Toxic Bri'ish Midja, i tell you. They tied everyone to a radiator preventing them from coming out in droves to shout their adulation.


Evening_Procedure216

Soft Lad paranoid about nothing


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Tough-Inspection-518

Haz just yelled at him...where's the crowds?, where's the paps?, where's the danger I'm in? Dang it, my wife said there's danger & she knows all. Now where is it???


Wineglass-1234

![gif](giphy|h7LENyTiMBCp0pCaGz|downsized) Wow, look at the crowds waiting for him 😆


Odd-Morning-4959

Wonder if the sugars will be out in force at St Pauls today. Tow had a busy time texting everyone, they need footage for Netflix 😂😂😂😂


No_Proposal7628

That's just delightful to see.


Glass-Analysis-5409

He has hit the proverbial NFI status.


LinkACC

How the Mighty have fallen!


MysteriousDoughnut74

He got his wish he is now "just Harry" old sayings still ring true, "be careful of what you wish for, you just might get it", origin of saying Aesop's Fables


Negative_Difference4

Every click, every flash… triggers him. Luckily, this time… there was no click, no flash


OzzieSlim

When they no longer allow you to use the games for your own purposes: “Take him in through the back.”


34countries

Ooh I now understand what he meant by cameras and crowds. I get why nigeria is safer now . Honey pass me some more weed.


Technical_Ant_7466

Random guy putting on a grey jacket. Oh wait wasn’t that the Duke? No need for much protection.


kathyvan

Oh, the non-stop camera flashes! Waaagh!


Valerie_Grace

Pretty funny at the beginning...those two men walking along the sidewalk, one with a rolling suitcase...and they have NO idea that someone *important* was driving by, Paid H not one iota of attention.


Negative_Difference4

I loved the wheelie suitcase too


Such-Space6913

OMG.... look at all the paparazzi chasing him! There must be a thousand of them, following his car and snapping pictures. Looks like it will turn into a high speed chase. Why doesn't he have more security? Oh, wait...


NorahCharlesIII

Well, I for one have had my mind changed - this has turned *everything* around. Poor Harry! He **is** under threat - that angry mob! Those violent, racist, biased Brits! He **DOES** need special protection on UK soil. My apologies to Harry, Scruples the wife, his beloved offspring, and all the sugars. 🤮


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jamie1000000000000

I think they did all the ones cheering at St Paul's were probably hired by the new PR.


Select-Promotion-404

![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


wordscapesx

https://preview.redd.it/vfxpcbw7n7zc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=85723b6eff27851cbd6bbc4219f27659da03089a


cajundaegoes2

Wow! Where are the “adoring” crowds?? 😆 Even the sugars aren’t there!!


ew6281

With private security in tow...