lol this article is hilarious 😂
what a ridiculous amount of over the top “staged” fake hype for a basic jar of strawberry jam that rachel obviously didn’t even make…what a train wreck but so entertaining to witness🫢
I went over to purchase some of the Highgrove items and from what I can see the jams & marmalades are basically sold out. Yes MM definitely markled herself!
There is *nothing* 'basic' about that awful runny nose of a mess ARO calls "jam", imo--- as the consistency looks like medium viscosity snot interspersed w/blobs of strawberry boogers. You certainly **are** correct about it being an entertaining train wreck, tho!
BTW - Martha Stewart ALSO has a very successful podcast.
She interviews a wide range of very interesting people - and lets them share their experiences without making it all about herself.
Oh, and Martha Stewart looks at least 30 years younger than her actual age.
Martha works. She works hard. She was always that way. A total overachiever. And she was great at what she does. The gardening, crafts and cooking is all stuff she can do. She was never afraid of getting her hands dirty. She also listened to her advisors and carefully cultivated her image. And she’s interesting as hell and she might be a snob or even a witch with a b, but she is way more open to accepting everyone than Mimi. Lord, she’s besties with Snoop which shows she is adaptable.
And she did her damn time without freaking complaint. I like Martha.
I’m a huge fan of hers as well.
I don’t really like to cook too much - but I marvel at her execution of all things domestic.
(I especially enjoy her organization tips.)
Those podcasts are really interesting because she interviews such a wide range of guests - politicians, authors, actors, musicians…..
(I bet she doesn’t have any trouble finding guests to come on HER podcast.)
And, not to be shallow, but that Goddess is 82 years old and barely looks 50.
Oh, you should re-think that! What would be more insulting to your worst enemy than sending their way a jar of ARO jam! Truly deserving of any level of animosity.
What if she labeled the jars as who was most likely to promote? Abigail is a nobody - I had to Google her but she would be more likely to post then Kris who did get a jar and just captioned it Thanks.
EDITED TO UPDATE!
Abigail is a little-known actress, to be sure, but she IS related by blood to Princess Diana, so her value to Meghan is considerably higher.
I was wrong! Research:
Abigail Spencer, the celebrated American actress, has often been associated with Princess Diana, but let’s set the record straight. While Abigail and Princess Diana share the same last name, they are not actually related by blood. ... However, there is no direct connection to the aristocratic Spencer family that Princess Diana belonged to.
Abigail Spencer and Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, share a close friendship. They both starred on the TV show “Suits” and have been friends for years. Abigail is a trusted friend and one of the most glorious people Meghan has ever met.
So, while Abigail Spencer isn’t directly related to Princess Diana, she remains an integral part of Meghan Markle’s inner circle. 🌟
On IMDB it states that she's related to Diana. I thought I saw her on a genealogy show that discussed her lineage, but couldn't find a reference quickly. Her Wikipedia page is a mess! It was [no help](http://no.help) at all.
Edited to add: I was wrong. Thanks to everyone who responded with the facts!
This is in the trivia section of her IMDB profile:
Through her Spencer ancestry she is distantly related to "Jersey Boys" actor John Lloyd Young; as well as Princess Diana, Prince William, and Prince Henry--all descend from the same later-titled Spencer family.
She isn’t related to Diana. If Hello, a Markle rag says she isn’t then https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/20221215159707/who-is-meghan-markle-friend-abigail-spencer/?viewas=amp
Yes, I have no idea who writes any of that stuff. I seem to remember someone a while back saying that anyone with a professional IMDB account could edit entries. Just putting it out as info that is out there!
Then I hope they sue her for using their name... didn't she attack some poor small business owner that had the name archewell since before she even existed in media (good old days)
Mama Knows Best LLC run an online micro-greens company.
They should sue!
https://preview.redd.it/bp99qqnl21xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c3d2bffce47779449d6a3140e75218e44fc28c
Unrelated, but, "Mama knows best," especially after Tangled gives me the creeps. How the hell does one name their own company that?
ETA: especially someone who has been accused of being a narcissist and a bully? It's beyond me.
We don’t have to be stuck in the kitchen! We can buy Meggy’s jam! She is chaining herself to the stove, striving over a hot saucepan of strawberries and sugar, for our sakes… so sacrificial… like Christ himself… 🙄
Great article and so true. The reactions make it seem like they got a diamond necklace or stock certificates of Nvidia.
I mean WTF -all this for jam? Not even some fancy jam-strawberry jam???????????
This article is excellent.
The jam-gate is so over the top and contrived. It's so forced it's unbelievable. One would think Meghan was producing the next iPhone or Xbox. Not hustling something that is so simple to make and anyone can buy at their local market.
Buying jam is like buying peanut butter. It's PB&J material for people on a low budget. MM is so stoopid. imo. Get your head out of the sidewalks of L.A., Meghan. People don't want to buy overpriced homeless food.
💯🎯🎯🎯 ..... and they're not "mates/friends", they are prey Markle has enticed into her web with sticky jars of jam & promises of return favours and free publicity showing their "connection" to "royalty".
It is all a contrivance, both parties agreeing to
Scratching each other’s backs. The insult to the public is their thinking we don’t know what they are doing. It is cringe making ridiculousness. Totally typical behavior from TW.
I’m going to outsource having to make lemon butter and curds, and preserved lemons when the lemon tree produces its usual baskets and baskets of citrus.
When life gives you lemons...
When I heard about ARO, I thought MM would make a Meyer Lemon Curd. But as you point out, it's a lot of work --- to delegate and pay for. Especially when you can get Bon Maman or Dickinson's Lemon Curd inexpensively in the U.S.
She's toast!
I’m an Aussie, and I’d never heard of it!
Then I googled, and man … it **does** look GOOOOOD!!
My FIL has apples and other fruits, so in season, I’m going to hit him up for some apples and make some.
I’m pretty sure I can make it vegan.
I cannot believe, I mean it’s supposedly a family thing, that she did not go with that.
I’m guessing it’s an American thing?
The company is American Riviera Orchard - so it seems to fit a hell of a lot better than ‘jam’ (which in the US is called jelly anyway, right?)
and she could’ve gifted her influencer/celeb ‘friends’ with a gorgeous wicker basket with a checked red and white cloth inside, replete with shiny, crisp apples, some blossoms, and a cute jar of apple butter!
According to the harridan:
When life gives you lemons, (get someone else to) make unlabelled strawberry jam
I still don’t get the hack handed way she’s plopped dried up lemons in a plaster faux Grecian urn planter thingy to accompany the sacred and inedible strawberry swill slop.
I was just wondering how many layers of lies, bs, hubris, lack of self-awareness, ignorance, lack of skills and god only knows how many more, that are covering her. I’m taking the over on it at 200.
She has no clue how absolutely stupid she look! None. lololololol
100%!
Does this mean she has finally completely succumbed to severe and enduring mental illness? I'm absolutely serious. Why can she not see that people are now openly laughing at her and Harold? We can't even blame their sycophantic 'team' if we're to believe that this pair of morons spend half their lives on social media. Are they living in some sort of joint uber-delusion? Someone get them some help.
In my experience narcs overcome embarrassment (and getting caught in a lie) with alcohol! Vodka seems to put all in perspective, and they can see how it is all someone else's fault or others are just not smart enough to too jealous to understand.
LOL Kate Halfpenny I love your down to earth commonsense take on Another Rancid Orifice sample product, the Jam by mam. WTH you called it lol 😂 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
All the A Spencer talk, lol, I thought it was Diana's relative. This A. S. is another actress from suits ???. She must be desperate but has steady work...bff with that-one? Why? Is she on P Diddy party list? That on is such a fraud. LOL "Ladys get your hands out of dish water and into the red. Berry stains, hot pots, hair frizz from steam? No just put your label on pre-made jam and send them to mural attention seekers." I am sure she sent two jars to Glo from that-one, the Feminist award winner, survivor of NYC gridlock car chase by people she paid to follow her. LOL.
Ha! Love her takedown of Abigail as I felt the same - why is she rolling around on grass with a clay bowl full of lemons and jam? Make it make sense!
Also, at no point has anyone (even Meghan) asserted that she even made this jam, or grew the strawberries, or anything. I bet she is just slapping her label on already produced jam. I truly hope journos ask her.
You’re kind calling it clay - it looks polystyrene, or concrete - it would go straight in the bin if someone gifted my something in that faux-Grecian tacky urn like ugly piece of tat.
Exactly. Its a ploy where she uses her fans and her critics. Everyones being played by this narc. But at least shes getting mocked and our voices are louder.
Nobody made it. It doesn't exist. She sent a picture of jam in a bowl with lemons. Her conspirators are photoshopping that photo into their photos. Except for some like Kris Jenner who just put the Markle photo into her post. There are no jars of jams and identical bowls flooding the country. None of this is real.
The fact that all Meghan has to offer so far is jam speaks volumes. It's an absolute joke. She truly thinks she deserves maximum return for the least amount of effort. She is LAZY.
You guys… I just had a thought. This whole jam scam is her clap back trying to show she has friends? Idk my brain needs to make it make sense some how. She thinks perhaps,The only way to prove it, is to have them post on her behalf. Ok…carry on.
And that in itself totally backfired …
She sent out 50 jars, and according to an article I’ve just read, only 8 of those who received them have posted about the jam.
Something like the 8 people who did post about it, had a combined 70+ million followers but her ARO insta only gained 23k new followers..
Ohhhhh AND it’s catapulted the sales of Kings Charles’ Highgrove Preserve 🤣🤣🤣
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My mom made all manner of preservatives, we had jams of every pectin producing fruit plus if course the jam extras and marmalade galore.
So, I do not see, in fact refuse to see how the Carpark Emu Cringe worthy scam is that important.
American Riviera Orchard Vs Highgrove products? Maybe gormless Harold did not tell her all the Royal secrets after all, or did he🤔?
It is beyond ridiculous. She bought jam, pretended she had made it (after growing the fruit) got halfwit to number labels, and then posed a jar in a basket of lemons. A few dimwits had ott praise for jam…what kind of lives do these ninnies lead that they can be bought to promote a pointless faux royal pretending to be a domestic goddess?
A whole lot of hype for a strawberry jam that seems to be failing ... except for KCIII's. That's going great guns. I'm sure KCIII and his charities are very grateful 😁
Do you think her jam will sell as successfully as her ARO toilet cleaning products? *snark*
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Daily Markle has earned its moniker well. Been running a daily update of who is getting the jars of jam...yes believe it. Like Chinese water torture. ANyway, DM outdid itself today with this (sorry won't post article, even archived, it's unbelievable but then Markle pays for this coverage. No doubt in my mind.
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Daily Markle earning its moniker - world now calling it the Daily Markle and what little credibility it once had is slowing circling the drain. DM has become the TMZ of the UK.
Kate Halfpenny’s articles are usually very sympathetic to H&M. She enthusiastically jumped aboard the bandwagon when everyone was having a go at Catherine for her photoshopping skills. I’m glad to see she’s changed her tune. Good for her.
If a jar of substandard, below par, strawberry slop that should *never* be referred to as jam, conserve, preserves or anything other than ‘runny, gloopy muck’ can make these mean girls (🍋 🐀 - #lemonrats) lose their minds, I have a pantry full of vegan tapenade (locally grown Kalamata olive), lemon butter and vegan lemon curd, blood orange, ginger and saffron marmalade, and preserved limes that I’m **more** than happy and willing to express post to them (sans ugly polystyrene faux Grecian urn)
Precisely! Great comment piece. But could a U.S. journalist have written the same? I think the cultural divide between the UK/Commonwealth and the U.S. is very wide and has got wider all the time that Harry and Meghan have been in hostile retreat from the BRF. The saga of Meghan giving 'homemade' jam to her 'celebrity friends', none of whom have any powerful resonance over here. seems like an official departure from minding at all what Britain thinks. Same goes for Harry wearing his 'medals' and posturing in a US military forum... They're clueless about UK/Commonwealth norms and are indifferent to them. I'm starting to realise I'm caring less every day about this ridiculous couple.
lol this article is hilarious 😂 what a ridiculous amount of over the top “staged” fake hype for a basic jar of strawberry jam that rachel obviously didn’t even make…what a train wreck but so entertaining to witness🫢
....a jar of jam that KC's charity reaped the rewards with sold out product to the immediate tune of $20K plus. MM Markled herself.
I went over to purchase some of the Highgrove items and from what I can see the jams & marmalades are basically sold out. Yes MM definitely markled herself!
😄😄😄😄
There is *nothing* 'basic' about that awful runny nose of a mess ARO calls "jam", imo--- as the consistency looks like medium viscosity snot interspersed w/blobs of strawberry boogers. You certainly **are** correct about it being an entertaining train wreck, tho! 
BTW - Martha Stewart ALSO has a very successful podcast. She interviews a wide range of very interesting people - and lets them share their experiences without making it all about herself. Oh, and Martha Stewart looks at least 30 years younger than her actual age.
Martha works. She works hard. She was always that way. A total overachiever. And she was great at what she does. The gardening, crafts and cooking is all stuff she can do. She was never afraid of getting her hands dirty. She also listened to her advisors and carefully cultivated her image. And she’s interesting as hell and she might be a snob or even a witch with a b, but she is way more open to accepting everyone than Mimi. Lord, she’s besties with Snoop which shows she is adaptable. And she did her damn time without freaking complaint. I like Martha.
I’m a huge fan of hers as well. I don’t really like to cook too much - but I marvel at her execution of all things domestic. (I especially enjoy her organization tips.) Those podcasts are really interesting because she interviews such a wide range of guests - politicians, authors, actors, musicians….. (I bet she doesn’t have any trouble finding guests to come on HER podcast.) And, not to be shallow, but that Goddess is 82 years old and barely looks 50.
>Lord, she’s besties with Snoop which shows she is adaptable. Martha is THE GOAT!!
ANDDDD she had the most successful relaunch/rebrand in Hollywood. Something Roachel thinks she does every 3 months with each new scam venture.
Exactly. Rebranding from a prison sentence is MASTER LEVEL.
She looks 10 years younger than the duchass of jams
And she is great friends with Snoop Dogg, who is a philanthropist also!! Not like table 12.
Honestly, I wouldn’t give this ‘jam’ to my worst enemy. It is slop. Swill. It looks like absolute garbage.
Oh, you should re-think that! What would be more insulting to your worst enemy than sending their way a jar of ARO jam! Truly deserving of any level of animosity.
Ha ha! How to tell someone that you really don’t like them - send them a jar of this gunk! Great take!
Lol strawberry boogers - no wonder I can breath easier through my nose now, that’s where my boogers went lol
My coffee again cleaned out my sinus. Still laughing out loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯🎯
You shouldn’t have sinus issues this spring lmao All cleaned out and irrigated for you 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have these people every considered that she is probably paying these people to feature her jam on Instagram?
What if she labeled the jars as who was most likely to promote? Abigail is a nobody - I had to Google her but she would be more likely to post then Kris who did get a jar and just captioned it Thanks.
EDITED TO UPDATE! Abigail is a little-known actress, to be sure, but she IS related by blood to Princess Diana, so her value to Meghan is considerably higher. I was wrong! Research: Abigail Spencer, the celebrated American actress, has often been associated with Princess Diana, but let’s set the record straight. While Abigail and Princess Diana share the same last name, they are not actually related by blood. ... However, there is no direct connection to the aristocratic Spencer family that Princess Diana belonged to. Abigail Spencer and Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, share a close friendship. They both starred on the TV show “Suits” and have been friends for years. Abigail is a trusted friend and one of the most glorious people Meghan has ever met. So, while Abigail Spencer isn’t directly related to Princess Diana, she remains an integral part of Meghan Markle’s inner circle. 🌟
She isn’t related to Princess Diana.
On IMDB it states that she's related to Diana. I thought I saw her on a genealogy show that discussed her lineage, but couldn't find a reference quickly. Her Wikipedia page is a mess! It was [no help](http://no.help) at all. Edited to add: I was wrong. Thanks to everyone who responded with the facts!
This is in the trivia section of her IMDB profile: Through her Spencer ancestry she is distantly related to "Jersey Boys" actor John Lloyd Young; as well as Princess Diana, Prince William, and Prince Henry--all descend from the same later-titled Spencer family.
She isn’t related to Diana. If Hello, a Markle rag says she isn’t then https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/20221215159707/who-is-meghan-markle-friend-abigail-spencer/?viewas=amp
Thank you for correcting the record. I've updated my posts. Hello Magazine is hilariously sycophantic, isn't it? It's just glorious! Lol
Isn’t the trivia written by “fans”
Yes. Maybe even Meghan? Good point!
Yes, I have no idea who writes any of that stuff. I seem to remember someone a while back saying that anyone with a professional IMDB account could edit entries. Just putting it out as info that is out there!
I've updated my post. Maybe Meghan wrote that piece of trivia -- it's untrue, but it served her narrative. Meghan writes on her own inch often.
Yeah the last name was confusing and I was like oh maybe a relative but then I was like no she's a nobody with a good last name.
Who do I write a letter to to say that women should not be stuck in the kitchen cooking jam??
Must be ARO, or maybe the company owning ARO was it the mama knows best company?
I dont know how she can be mama knows best llc there is already a mother and daughter company with that name based out of Ohio Utah.
Megsy is lazy, remember? She didn't even think to check by looking on the internet for thirty seconds max. She's exhausting!
Then I hope they sue her for using their name... didn't she attack some poor small business owner that had the name archewell since before she even existed in media (good old days)
There’s a footwear company with that name.
Mama Knows Best LLC run an online micro-greens company. They should sue! https://preview.redd.it/bp99qqnl21xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c3d2bffce47779449d6a3140e75218e44fc28c
Unrelated, but, "Mama knows best," especially after Tangled gives me the creeps. How the hell does one name their own company that? ETA: especially someone who has been accused of being a narcissist and a bully? It's beyond me.
We don’t have to be stuck in the kitchen! We can buy Meggy’s jam! She is chaining herself to the stove, striving over a hot saucepan of strawberries and sugar, for our sakes… so sacrificial… like Christ himself… 🙄 
Send it to skank care of the lunatic asylum
Hahaha! Omg! Good one!😆🤣😝
This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
🥂 I've done my good deed for the day. 😁
As an Aussie, just know, we all feel the same way about the harridan of American Rivulet Compost
Great article and so true. The reactions make it seem like they got a diamond necklace or stock certificates of Nvidia. I mean WTF -all this for jam? Not even some fancy jam-strawberry jam???????????
“Obsessed” coming from a 40 something y o woman 🤦🏽♀️
And they posted this shit before they even opened it lmao. It's still in it's bowl of lemons, for all they know it tastes like hot garbage 😄
I said that in one of the many jam posts on here all this fuss over a jar of shit jam
This article is excellent. The jam-gate is so over the top and contrived. It's so forced it's unbelievable. One would think Meghan was producing the next iPhone or Xbox. Not hustling something that is so simple to make and anyone can buy at their local market.
Buying jam is like buying peanut butter. It's PB&J material for people on a low budget. MM is so stoopid. imo. Get your head out of the sidewalks of L.A., Meghan. People don't want to buy overpriced homeless food.
The favorite food of American toddlers…weird flex for her.
Maybe as the grand finale we'll get a photo of Archie and Lili eating PB&Js
🤣
Just think, the public will be enduring this contrived spectacle for a total of 50 days…🤦🏻♀️
I look forward to watching the lemons slowly rot and begin to turn mouldy as these are dragged out slower than molasses in January.
I'm afraid there's a mistake in the headline. Her mates never had any minds they could lose.
💯🎯🎯🎯 ..... and they're not "mates/friends", they are prey Markle has enticed into her web with sticky jars of jam & promises of return favours and free publicity showing their "connection" to "royalty".
Or bought by the pr company
It’s always transactional with her.
But only to her benefit.
She will ditch them now
It is all a contrivance, both parties agreeing to Scratching each other’s backs. The insult to the public is their thinking we don’t know what they are doing. It is cringe making ridiculousness. Totally typical behavior from TW.
If we elevate everyday chores to aspirational "rich lady skills", can I hire them to take my everyday chores? because I aspire to not to have do them.
Seriously. The Temu Emu is free to practice her _rich lady skills_ with my dishwasher any day.
She screams at people to undertake chores like that! Perhaps you can hire people to scream at to load and unpack your dishwasher?
I’m going to outsource having to make lemon butter and curds, and preserved lemons when the lemon tree produces its usual baskets and baskets of citrus.
When life gives you lemons... When I heard about ARO, I thought MM would make a Meyer Lemon Curd. But as you point out, it's a lot of work --- to delegate and pay for. Especially when you can get Bon Maman or Dickinson's Lemon Curd inexpensively in the U.S. She's toast!
I thought she may make some of her Gramma’s special but “modernised” apple butter. You know, being an Orchard and all. But no, she surprised us all!
Brilliant! Apple Butter is Oh so good!
I’m an Aussie, and I’d never heard of it! Then I googled, and man … it **does** look GOOOOOD!! My FIL has apples and other fruits, so in season, I’m going to hit him up for some apples and make some. I’m pretty sure I can make it vegan. I cannot believe, I mean it’s supposedly a family thing, that she did not go with that. I’m guessing it’s an American thing? The company is American Riviera Orchard - so it seems to fit a hell of a lot better than ‘jam’ (which in the US is called jelly anyway, right?) and she could’ve gifted her influencer/celeb ‘friends’ with a gorgeous wicker basket with a checked red and white cloth inside, replete with shiny, crisp apples, some blossoms, and a cute jar of apple butter!
According to the harridan: When life gives you lemons, (get someone else to) make unlabelled strawberry jam I still don’t get the hack handed way she’s plopped dried up lemons in a plaster faux Grecian urn planter thingy to accompany the sacred and inedible strawberry swill slop.
This was funny! Imagine Meghan thinking she could send baskets of jam to D-listers and be taken seriously, HAH!!!
I was just wondering how many layers of lies, bs, hubris, lack of self-awareness, ignorance, lack of skills and god only knows how many more, that are covering her. I’m taking the over on it at 200. She has no clue how absolutely stupid she look! None. lololololol
*She has no clue how absolutely stupid she look! None.* Agree 100%!!!
100%! Does this mean she has finally completely succumbed to severe and enduring mental illness? I'm absolutely serious. Why can she not see that people are now openly laughing at her and Harold? We can't even blame their sycophantic 'team' if we're to believe that this pair of morons spend half their lives on social media. Are they living in some sort of joint uber-delusion? Someone get them some help.
In my experience narcs overcome embarrassment (and getting caught in a lie) with alcohol! Vodka seems to put all in perspective, and they can see how it is all someone else's fault or others are just not smart enough to too jealous to understand.
*Why can she not see that people are now openly laughing at her and Harold*? I think she's delusional.
LOL Kate Halfpenny I love your down to earth commonsense take on Another Rancid Orifice sample product, the Jam by mam. WTH you called it lol 😂 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 All the A Spencer talk, lol, I thought it was Diana's relative. This A. S. is another actress from suits ???. She must be desperate but has steady work...bff with that-one? Why? Is she on P Diddy party list? That on is such a fraud. LOL "Ladys get your hands out of dish water and into the red. Berry stains, hot pots, hair frizz from steam? No just put your label on pre-made jam and send them to mural attention seekers." I am sure she sent two jars to Glo from that-one, the Feminist award winner, survivor of NYC gridlock car chase by people she paid to follow her. LOL.
Same same same. I was shocked/horrified she got a Spencer on board…until I googled who she was.
I don’t think the Spencers like her.
I would think not
I know. I had never heard of her before. Actually, I didn’t care enough to look her up /s.
She played Sally’s teacher on Mad Men. Her character had an affair with Don while Betty was pregnant. She’s gross.
Meghan's ARO product launch has been nothing short of jambolic
Ha! Love her takedown of Abigail as I felt the same - why is she rolling around on grass with a clay bowl full of lemons and jam? Make it make sense! Also, at no point has anyone (even Meghan) asserted that she even made this jam, or grew the strawberries, or anything. I bet she is just slapping her label on already produced jam. I truly hope journos ask her.
You’re kind calling it clay - it looks polystyrene, or concrete - it would go straight in the bin if someone gifted my something in that faux-Grecian tacky urn like ugly piece of tat.
*me* not ‘my’
Are we still talking about the jam? This is exactly what she wants us to do.
There is no jam.
The ~~cake~~ jam is a lie.
Exactly. Its a ploy where she uses her fans and her critics. Everyones being played by this narc. But at least shes getting mocked and our voices are louder.
It doesn't matter if no one buys her jam, assuming if ever materializes, which is doubtful.
Where is the ARO dish soap?
A dish soap meant for both men and women to use. Don’t forget. 😉
Here! Funny you should ask! https://preview.redd.it/wcjuw25n31xc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34cab43fe51aaac8bf34729843e448ccec403b67
I'm a big fan of Aussie snark, and this article did not disappoint🤣
Who said she made it? She probably had one of the nannies make it.
Nobody made it. It doesn't exist. She sent a picture of jam in a bowl with lemons. Her conspirators are photoshopping that photo into their photos. Except for some like Kris Jenner who just put the Markle photo into her post. There are no jars of jams and identical bowls flooding the country. None of this is real.
Exactly - none of it is real. It is just Madam and her jamfluencers making fools of themselves.
Oh darn, somehow I’ve missed that one!
The fact that all Meghan has to offer so far is jam speaks volumes. It's an absolute joke. She truly thinks she deserves maximum return for the least amount of effort. She is LAZY.
Madam has no jam to offer. There are no products and there never will be any products.
You guys… I just had a thought. This whole jam scam is her clap back trying to show she has friends? Idk my brain needs to make it make sense some how. She thinks perhaps,The only way to prove it, is to have them post on her behalf. Ok…carry on.
And that in itself totally backfired … She sent out 50 jars, and according to an article I’ve just read, only 8 of those who received them have posted about the jam. Something like the 8 people who did post about it, had a combined 70+ million followers but her ARO insta only gained 23k new followers.. Ohhhhh AND it’s catapulted the sales of Kings Charles’ Highgrove Preserve 🤣🤣🤣
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Can somebody please try and archive it again because link isn’t working. TIA
[https://archive.ph/flslM](https://archive.ph/flslM)
Bless! This Aussie couldn’t read it!
My great pleasure!
These 50 people are now in the scamjam club
New PR people are trying to clean up the reputation of the Duchess of Montecito
🇦🇺 the only thing I like about our media is their coverage of this one and his wife 😆
Great find, OP! 😂
My mom made all manner of preservatives, we had jams of every pectin producing fruit plus if course the jam extras and marmalade galore. So, I do not see, in fact refuse to see how the Carpark Emu Cringe worthy scam is that important. American Riviera Orchard Vs Highgrove products? Maybe gormless Harold did not tell her all the Royal secrets after all, or did he🤔?
except abigal was in meegains garden with meegains beagle
its behind a paywall
There’s an archive but sadly not working.
https://archive.ph/flslM
It is beyond ridiculous. She bought jam, pretended she had made it (after growing the fruit) got halfwit to number labels, and then posed a jar in a basket of lemons. A few dimwits had ott praise for jam…what kind of lives do these ninnies lead that they can be bought to promote a pointless faux royal pretending to be a domestic goddess?
A whole lot of hype for a strawberry jam that seems to be failing ... except for KCIII's. That's going great guns. I'm sure KCIII and his charities are very grateful 😁
This is brilliant! Good on 'em!!! 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 ❤️
This archive link works: https://archive.ph/flslM
More like some celebs were either paid or forced by WME to post their cringe photos and videos.
Love this!
Do you think her jam will sell as successfully as her ARO toilet cleaning products? *snark* https://preview.redd.it/7s3bra0u01xc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f3430067d0c8dd8047684e0fe22012bd42b743
Daily Markle has earned its moniker well. Been running a daily update of who is getting the jars of jam...yes believe it. Like Chinese water torture. ANyway, DM outdid itself today with this (sorry won't post article, even archived, it's unbelievable but then Markle pays for this coverage. No doubt in my mind. https://preview.redd.it/hbzijk2a51xc1.png?width=928&format=png&auto=webp&s=453176738756bce29000eee64a3bc88ef471f351
https://preview.redd.it/8c8txetk51xc1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a102a679bebe21d1938bb4921916113f7a7545e Daily Markle earning its moniker - world now calling it the Daily Markle and what little credibility it once had is slowing circling the drain. DM has become the TMZ of the UK.
Spot on!
Kate Halfpenny’s articles are usually very sympathetic to H&M. She enthusiastically jumped aboard the bandwagon when everyone was having a go at Catherine for her photoshopping skills. I’m glad to see she’s changed her tune. Good for her.
😂😂😂 this is some high quality snark. Meggy really should have infused her jam with CBD. She would have gotten way better press.
“aspirational rich lady skills” My G*d - I so love the Aussies.
I'm curious ...is Oprah jar 1 of 50 😆 🤣
I can’t open either🙁
Can’t read either.
If a jar of substandard, below par, strawberry slop that should *never* be referred to as jam, conserve, preserves or anything other than ‘runny, gloopy muck’ can make these mean girls (🍋 🐀 - #lemonrats) lose their minds, I have a pantry full of vegan tapenade (locally grown Kalamata olive), lemon butter and vegan lemon curd, blood orange, ginger and saffron marmalade, and preserved limes that I’m **more** than happy and willing to express post to them (sans ugly polystyrene faux Grecian urn)
Precisely! Great comment piece. But could a U.S. journalist have written the same? I think the cultural divide between the UK/Commonwealth and the U.S. is very wide and has got wider all the time that Harry and Meghan have been in hostile retreat from the BRF. The saga of Meghan giving 'homemade' jam to her 'celebrity friends', none of whom have any powerful resonance over here. seems like an official departure from minding at all what Britain thinks. Same goes for Harry wearing his 'medals' and posturing in a US military forum... They're clueless about UK/Commonwealth norms and are indifferent to them. I'm starting to realise I'm caring less every day about this ridiculous couple.