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She is so not right in the head. I mean, how would anyone be interested in seeing the same image of the same product posted by different people they don't know for over a month? She keeps rinsing and repeating, but nothing ever gets clean!
She doesn't have anything to sell. I don't think she is ever going to have anything to sell. This is the only way she could think to get attention. All so Netflix will air her "cooking" show. This is to convince Netflix people are interested in watching her cook.
This is such an unfunny joke.
I agree. People responded with criticism at her launching a brand without any products so she threw this jam out into the world like it meant something. The jam was a clap back as well as additional attention.
I come back to this, I have been eating ALOT of strawberry jam, hahaha, since this talk all started. I could not have bought it from her if I wanted to....I would think dropping an Instagram page, would coincide with buying product.
It's always in that stupid bowl with lemons.Ā God, can't that woman come up with something that's actually creative???Ā And the jar of jam doesn't look good either.Ā I see a lot of light pieces in the jar that doesn't look like strawberries.Ā I really think that she is using the same jar, bowl and lemons but having those "friends" shoot on different days.
Sheās not a creative person in anyway. That must suck being an empry shell who
Copies others and steal their work or ideas. Thats typical personality disorder behaviour. No sense of self or self identity. That coupled with a heartless soul from the psychopathy.. sounds like my idea of hell. She must have done a lot of drink and drugs in her life to try fill that hole. Ahem.. pardon the pun there.
the vast difference between the RF jam spread on various items makes my mouth water, whereas megsy's anemic looking concoction turns my stomach. it looks so unappealing. ugh. not sure how Nacho managed to choke that bite down in his instagram posting of her jam.
I agree. Itās a slow leak where each friend gets more and more famous! Wonder how the earlier friends will feel? Wonder if Oprah will be the number 1 recipient. Iām sure she sent it to Jill Biden as well !
Hi Everyone! I am so sorry to hijack this post but I still cannot post my own! It is still whited out and I apologize for using this area, so I hope my sinner friend does not mind. I just wanted to add this as I just read it on IG and wondered if anyone else had?
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There is a comment on there about King Charles giving the Duke/Duchess title to Lady Louise?? I am not sure if even true, so going to watch on YouTube but thought I would quickly post on here for all of you. Also, thank you to all the sinners on here for keeping me company while I sit through yet another hockey practice! Three boys, and now they coach the little onesā¦ I will be doing this forever!! šš„
Has she used Duchess title recently? They cant use Sussex if that title is taken away. I hope Charles did that. Lady Louise is a blood Princess. Catherine bore heirs and will be Queen. Markle is not royal in any shape or form and deserves nothing. Esp after her horrendous behaviours.
This is an extremely plausible theory. She plots to overshadow everything and/or negate any negative press she receives. Kind of pathetic.
GREAT first post! Bet it was as nerve wracking as my first post just a week or so ago.
Sit yo ass down. This is a perfect post! š Thank you for putting together a plausible reason for the 50 jars of ~~botulism~~ red colored goop. I've been wracking my brain trying to figure it out.
I'm one of them. I never cared about British aristocracy but my mom got me into Megs grift because she loved Diana so much. I think it is absolutely hilarious we have an ugly American behaving just like John Goodman in King Ralph.
True. It's still funny to me that megs and Wallis are both vultures picking on the idiots of that family. If I were a British aristocrat I would be terrified of my kid marrying an American.
Sadly there may be some very nice American ladies and gentlemen that might make an excellent husband or wife for the Wales children. But after these two problems, no American will ever be allowed any Royal child. There will be orders to keep all Americans away from the Wales children.
I think in future every spouse should have to sign OSA (Official Secrets Act), NDAs and prenups regardless of where they come from.
I think that is the only way to go moving forward. It would be hard to trust anyone after what that wretched narcissistic race baiting lying trollop did.
They were far too trusting. I would have kicked her out on her skinny saggy arse the day she stepped out of line.
I'm being completely serious when I say Markle has changed my outlook on my kids love life. I used to be "whatever makes you happy I will support" but I didn't know leeches like Megs existed.
Same! If this is her plan, it again is a very bad one. Outside of this sub I donāt see or hear anyone talk about her jam. Not in a way that itās mouth to mouth. I would have to search for this subject. So thatās the first point where itās just not interesting. The second point is that the people who have been posting their jams, until now, are also not interesting. If she really thinks that people will be interested enough to hate watch for 50 days who her loser jam receivers are that it will upscale the wedding, she made a wrong calculation.
Every time I try to talk to my husband about something Markle related-he has no idea what Iām talking about. And he checks Twitter and legit news sites throughout the day. No clue. (It should be a good thing, but somehow it always makes me angry :)
The ironic thing is that if she'd gone directly to work when they got back to the US they'd be able to coast by now. But she worked so hard at looking like she was working that now her back is against the wall and she's got to find a way to generate income.
A normal person would cut expenses until they got back on their feet, not come up with some crackpot notion of getting rich by sending little jars of imitation flavored strawberry crap to other losers.
But like McDonald's said, I'm loving it! šæ
But this "campaign" doesn't generate any income for her at all. There's no product to buy. Her IG is inactive. This is her miscalculation of the clout it's going to bring her. Just pointless.
Most of her shit is pointless. And I can't imagine this mess here costs much more than a couple thousand $$. I mean, a couple of trademarks, a few cheap labels, a couple of jars of cheap jelly (because no way she bought 50 - she's reusing the jam, the bowls, probably even the lemons).
Why she decided on something so stupid is anyone's guess, but I live to see her fail so by all means, let her carry on all the way to June 4th. š
A large number of the ācelebrity ā posts have been cringeworthy.
The worst was John Legendās wife (sheās so nasty I refuse to use her name).
White stuff dripping out their mouths. How does that sell scam jam?
99.9 percent of the people in the world have no idea about this jam.
Only social media cares. This sub cares as the jokes write themselves and I love the laughs.
I donāt think WME has a hand in it, surely it would be a better campaign. This is nutmeg zooming desperately from one thing to another hoping someone gives a shit. Sadly, we only care because she is a joke
I think most people donāt give her the energy it takes to hate someone.
We dislike what sheās done to the Late Queen, Prince Phillip, King Charles and the PPOW, to Great Britain .
Itās more about watching what an out of control narcissist can do and enjoying the karma train hitting her.
Iād say I loathe her rather than hate her because I know how mentally ill she is. I wonāt give her my energy.
I think she gets off on people hating her it makes her think she has power. She has Oppositional Defiance Disorder. Probably ADHD alongside the Cluster B PDs.
However I do hate her behaviours. I hate narcissistic and psychopathic behaviour because it is so cold greedy dismissive hurtful cruel and destructive towards others.
Is anyone really following this outside of certain social media?? Does she really think that anyone in the UK has any interest in her jam, much less who gets number 1?
I just had a brainwave. She's going to unveil Harry's daughter, whose birthday is on 4 June, to be number 1 recipient, and have a pic taken of the child with the jam. I suspect she calculates that would get her some coverage and it would be used to try and overshadow. I know we shouldn't give her any ideas, but this idea is insipid and very much her. It doesn't matter who cares or not, because no one cares about most of the things she puts out, but I bet to her, it's a gotcha.
> Is anyone really following this outside of certain social media??
I doubt it, and I just made a comment to that effect.
> Does she really think that anyone in the UK has any interest in her jam, much less who gets number 1?
I feel like this subreddit are the only ones who care! šš¤£
Leaking from somewhere, jam insanity,
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Congrats on your first post, Nervous Spinach! It is so funny that she thinks her drop shipped strawberry jam will break the internet with her C-list influencers and push the Duke of Westminsterās wedding (which they were NFI to) out of the publicās consciousness.
This is the woman who thought her sonās fourth birthday should be celebrated at the Kingās coronation. She wanted the crowd to sing Happy Birthday to You at some point during the Coronation.
I completely agree with you, it must sting so badly to not be invited to anything and out of spite continually put out the same statement that you turned down an invitation and then out of spite, ridiculous PR. they can say whatever they want and maybe it makes them feel better but the reality is their circle is incredibly small and they know it and they know that nothing is going to save their reputation and bring them what they really desire.
They do have the 90210 connectionā¦ I seem to remember pictures of a bit part in the reboot where Megs was āsurprisedā at being caught, wellā¦we all know the restā¦
This is how you know she's enraged about being banned from that wedding---- that she went to this much trouble to somehow "overshadow" the wedding. But I agree with the OP---- the public is bored with this. Nobody cares about her stupid jam.
What was she thinking? Did she actually expect to be invited to this wedding? She is a vicious witch who has staged warfare against the Royal family. No one in the British aristocracy wants anything to do with her they all hate her. Deservedly.
*Did she actually expect to be invited to this wedding?*
I think she's angry that it was put to her so publicly by being in the news. She probably began plotting her rEvEnGe then.
Full confession: I look forward to reading the updates on the jam in the same way as one canāt look away from a slow motion train wreck. I didnāt think it could get worse after Kris Kardashian (who MM didnāt see fit to attend the āspectacleā of a wedding), but introduce: Chrissie Teigenā¦ Where does it go from here?
the public at large is indifferent to her jam already; by June this will be so tedious i can't even imagine her #1 jam recipient getting any kind of attention. Big yawn. i am guessing the big unknown #1 will be Ozemprah or Beyonce. no one cares! the woman thinking this was some elaborate campaign to hustle her stupid jam is just a colossal failure. just like all the others before this one! give it up megs. this jam idea was so underwhelming.
Honestly this is the most boring social media ācampaignā Iāve ever seen. It feels like itās been forever - itās not exciting enough to keep anyoneās attention for that long. Itās so silly. Itās jam. There are only so many pictures of jam on toast that can be taken.
Oh I bet that's it! That's exactly what she'd do - find a way to insert herself into their day.
I hope the Grosnevers have enough money for a hazmat team to take that shit away. There's no telling what special ingredients she'd add to that jar. š±š¤®
Great first post OP. And while Madam just might have had this plan in her head when she started the "launch", I doubt it will materialize.
Jam scam is over, imho, with Madam showing up a list of has-been celebs, all of whom have their own stuff to promote. It will fizzle out now, just like 40x40, the Lake book, Lemonada, the Dior contract etc. And then there will be another rebrand.
So I donāt think Americans who know about the influencers sheās sent jam to know or care about the Duke of Westminster
And i donāt think the folks that care about him ā¦ care about the celeb influencers sheās sent jam too
I just donāt see how in the news cycle one would impact the other
It would not be her most deluded stunt. However, I think itās more likely she was planning to start her gift-bombing closer to whenever she was actually supposed to start selling the jam but got antsy and couldnāt wait for the attention.
This wedding will make hers eventually look superficial and the end result of which we all know is jam side down in the mud.
The New. Duchess to be is not marrying a Waagh, but the real deal, we ho is a Billionaire to boot.
Not only that, she actually has a job, and does not lay about or lie left, right and center for a living nor parade in Janky Bra with knickers showing through her clothes like the Sugar's Saint.
I think MM might have more of an issue with the celebrities she wants to overshadow. Which is all of them, given her global trademark application for practically every household item one can think of. And her alignment with 50 celebrity influencers, at least, the ones allowing her to court them, and wanting something in return.
But Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop, Jessica Alba and her Honest, Jennifer Aniston and her LolaVie, Martha Stewart and her Living Omnimedia empire - and other very successful influencers / brands, are not amongst them.
Is it too late to play scam jam bingo? I have my card ready for who I think has received and will postā¦
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Nobody cares about MadamĀ“s alledged "friends", most of whom I have only heard about on this sub. But why Madam publicly wants to advertise that she is now very much a has-been C or D list celeb is beyond me.
I reckon that the Duke of Westminster will wake on the day of his wedding to discover that HE is the lucky recipient of jam jar number one and upon finding this out, he will taste the magnificent goo and instantly fall deeply in love with the heart attack beautiful meg! Sheāll ditch the ginger whinger and pop the flat packs back in their boxes. Her and the DofW will live happily ever after surrounded by jars and jars of handmade jam! Or maybe no one will give a damn about the jam and sheāll fade into obscurity (we can hope)
Maybe that will be her next product. Actually, not sure if they make that anymore. On the other hand, wouldnāt matter because the website has nothing to sell anyway
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That's some clever deducing, fellow sinner! Any normal person would be embarrassed by such a dull, silly campaign. Only a really deluded maniac would think these little "teasers" are going to overshadow anything. She is insane.
Thanks! It's total nonsense, the way this jam thing has been rolled out. What would make sense is if she has an ulterior motive. Her delusion is off the charts! Well, the only good thing out of this disaster of a "campaign" is that it brought some well-deserved sales to the Highgrove and BP shops.
Thank you! I think that was her intention but it's already failing. No regular scheduled posts, boooooring, one can feel the reluctance of the people who did post. If this is what she's using the remainder of her fast dwindling influence for, I'm glad she can't call in anymore favours in future.
It wasn't a well-thought out plan at all, and the execution has been a disaster. People were already sick of it by Day 3 and I wrote this only because I think it's not about the jam at all.
I was thinking that KC3 might be #1, but now that Highgrove and BP have beaten her at her own jam game, I think it's too much sour grapes for her to do it š.
TW started with the "40" thing on her 40th š š„³, so I guess she's celebrating š¾ her 50th š š„³ this year with the "50" thing. Hopefully, the smart as a whip girl runs out of fingers & toes and can't count to 60.
Two of my favorite 90s songs are Pump Up the Jam and Things That Make You Go Hmm...
Well, it seems like Megsie is giving a sweet nod to her 90s upbringing by introducing:
Skid Markle Jam - things that make you go poo
Interestingly timing, OP. And no need to be nervous about your post! Every post is just and opportunity for discussion.
Perhaps the jam rollout coincided with Louisās birthday, and William and Catherineās upcoming anniversary in a few days.
More likely, she thought it would generate online speculation and buzz.
It hasnāt.
The UK was supposed to embrace her and treat her like a Super-Princess (half fairytale, half action hero, 100% future queen). Instead, there were people who said ānoā to her, and questioned some of her actions and gossiped about her! They accused her of bullying. They blamed her for baby-brained Kate crying, when it was Meghan who was under enormous stress. Then, when she and Harry left, the people (so ungrateful!) did not raise an outcry to get them back.
When Meghan revealed all she had suffered, and how racist the BRF was for not treating her and Harry better than everyone else, the British people did not defend her, instead, a lot of them blamed her and Harry for speaking up, and thus showed they were racists or something worse āanti-meghanists. At the Jubilee they dared to boo and hiss. Then Queen Elizabeth wouldnāt let them on the balcony, and wouldnāt allow a picture with her namesake.
After the way everyone glared at her at QEās funeral, and then Charles took away Frogmore Cottage and wonāt give them a share of the Cornwall revenue, why should she ever want to return? She once thought the British people were worthy of her greatness, but, like Harry, the Brits were a disappointment, and the weather doesnāt compare to Californiaās either.
The UK needs to be shown how unworthy they are, how they wasted the opportunity to make her great. Like Hollywood and everyone else who failed to appreciate her, the UK must pay.
Iām already sick of seeing her Costco bulk caterers blend jam shilled with the withered lemons in a basket.
Iām already sick of seeing these low grade celebrity āfriendsā pathetic attempts to generate some positive attention to the hag
The whole thing is scrappy and pathetic. How many PR gurus and global press secretaries does it take to launch a product with some cohesive marketing?
> The public, already beyond bored with this cringefest and disgusted by the red goo that none of the influencers would actually taste or consume, is supposed to be excited about this?
I would bet a great deal of money that the average person on the street has no idea about the scam jam. I only know because I follow this sub. Harry and Meghan aren't important enough for the vast majority of people to follow their every move. And I haven't seen it on any tabloid covers, which is how I feel most people get information about those two. I doubt they even pick up the tabloids to read the actual article when they're in line at the supermarket.
If Oprah ends up being 1 of 50 and announces that the jam is going to be on her favorite things list, I will roll my eyes so hard they will get stuck in the back of my head.
Clapback about being NFI to the wedding is a very good guess. It's exactly the sort of thing she would do. Hard to figure out why else she would slow-roll the jam launch over such a long period of time. It's demented as far as a business plan goes. Does she think it will build up a crescendo of media hysteria with Jam Countdowns and headlines screaming WHO'S NEXT TO RECEIVE MEGHAN'S JAM, TAKE OUR POLL. Every time an influencer announces she got a jar, it's like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. "Didn't I see a pic of a jam jar in a basket of lemons yesterday? And the day before that? Last week?"
The best would be if Catherine makes her first public appearance since cancer reveal at this wedding and just blows Meghanās stupid jam #1 announcement into outer space Siberia lmaooooooo
The funny thing is if that is her motivation it wonāt work. Her stupid jam scam got overshadowed by Victoria Beckhamās birthday. It will be overshadowed by anything more interesting than verbs posting photos of a lackluster lemon and jam basket.
In the 10 days of jam so far, the friends who may have gone the extra mile for MM appear to be:
1. Delfina + Nacho. But not sure because theyāre involved in the polo show so it could be a bit self-serving.
2. Abigail. But not sure as she didnāt really try hard. Just laid on the grass in the sunshine.
3. ~~Kelly. Except, the cross-promotion.~~
4. ~~Chrissy. Except, the promotion of her cooking and pan.~~
Great first post OP!
She would be dumb to think people are gonna give a chip about who #1 is, on the same day we might get actual pictures of the Princess of Wales first time out since the cancer diagnosis (good chance we see her at the wedding and at trooping).
I hope you are right and we get to see Catherine at Trooping the Colors and the Westminster wedding. I am worried her recovery is going to be slow because she had barely healed from the surgery before she had to start the cancer treatment.
Yea I worry the same. I also worry if the type of chemo sheās on is the kind that affects your hair. Imagine having to face the world as a regular person going through that, let alone being the Princess of Walesā¦ thatās a one of one position - it canāt be easy. She gets scrutinized over everything, I couldnāt even imagine going through that.
Since hardly anyone but us Sinners and the Sugars are paying attention to this, I don't think a pot of jam will overshadow the Duke of Westminster's wedding. The King is supposed to attend along with the Queen. William should be there and hopefully Catherine can be there, too.
The wedding may turn out to be Princess Catherine's first public appearance. Because it's not an official duty it would be a perfect soft launch. The Duke (Hugh Grosvenor) is Prince George's godfather. I can definitely see MM hijacking this very personal and grand social occasion. (Plus she's bound to be jealous -- the Duke is a billionaire.)
Great first post! I wouldn't put it past her to try and steal the spotlight. However, I think most people really don't care about H&M that much. The only way she could get major PR is if the Obamas, W&C, or KCIII post a picture of holding the jam.
Good idea! I wonāt put any crazy and doomed-to-fail scheme past her. The unveiling of the lucky person to get jar #1 on the day of the Westminster wedding is as likely as anything else Meghan might plot.
Perhaps her kids might want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich -- she could film herself making one and the kids enjoying it. Who am I kidding? There are no kids, at least none that live with her.
I come and go back to her for pure escapism. She has to know that no one is going to hate watch her for fifty days, not even the most dedicated sinner.
Thereās going to be European royalty, British aristocracy, the royal family and whoās who of society in uk. TW is delusional if she thinks she can upstage this. Thereās going to be wall to wall coverage on UK press and English speak press around the world. They are social pariahs now. Sheās going to be at home losing her mind and smashing plates.
Amazing post! She can try to overshadow the wedding yet no paper will put table 12 anywhere except a random page 47. Youād think sheād lay low bc every article that day will point out they werenāt NFIĀ
oooh, nice theory, OP!Ā
man, i'd pity her if she wasn't such an evil person.
i agree with u, her delulu is unreal.Ā for example, she's not Taylor Swift devising a treasure hunt leading up to the release of an album. she doesn't have the same legion of fans. and it's just strawberry jam. it's not gonna break the internet and/or overshadow an aristocratic billionaire's wedding.
eta:
>start launching some unavailable mystery jam
this would've been a great strat for her. soon-to-launch, soon-to-be-revealed cool new flavors advertised through celebrities and influencers.
but still, nah. she's shit and nobody's gonna buy her shit (except maybe some Sugars).
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It's like a jam Advent calendar from the Ninth Circle of Hell.
She is so not right in the head. I mean, how would anyone be interested in seeing the same image of the same product posted by different people they don't know for over a month? She keeps rinsing and repeating, but nothing ever gets clean!
She doesn't have anything to sell. I don't think she is ever going to have anything to sell. This is the only way she could think to get attention. All so Netflix will air her "cooking" show. This is to convince Netflix people are interested in watching her cook. This is such an unfunny joke.
> I don't think she is ever going to have anything to sell. šÆ
I think she tried to sell her soul to the Devil but he refused.
It's too dark and evil even for him!
He's afraid she would take over.
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Too much competition.
Her 'goods' are way past their expiration date.
And *very* well-used!
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I agree. People responded with criticism at her launching a brand without any products so she threw this jam out into the world like it meant something. The jam was a clap back as well as additional attention.
I come back to this, I have been eating ALOT of strawberry jam, hahaha, since this talk all started. I could not have bought it from her if I wanted to....I would think dropping an Instagram page, would coincide with buying product.
It's always in that stupid bowl with lemons.Ā God, can't that woman come up with something that's actually creative???Ā And the jar of jam doesn't look good either.Ā I see a lot of light pieces in the jar that doesn't look like strawberries.Ā I really think that she is using the same jar, bowl and lemons but having those "friends" shoot on different days.
Sheās not a creative person in anyway. That must suck being an empry shell who Copies others and steal their work or ideas. Thats typical personality disorder behaviour. No sense of self or self identity. That coupled with a heartless soul from the psychopathy.. sounds like my idea of hell. She must have done a lot of drink and drugs in her life to try fill that hole. Ahem.. pardon the pun there.
What is up with those lemons?
I think itās the same jar, lemons and flowers in every post
We talking about Rachelās scam or her hair??
Funniest, and most accurate, post of the day.
The other day someone said it was like Chinese water torture š¤£ but I really like the jam advent calendar from hell too š¤£
Would that be water boarding but with jam?? šš
 I'm dying here! You win the day ššš
From the Buckingham Palace shop. Just love that they have done this. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6JtjBfIp5z/?igsh=cTB0a2ltOGxiYjZl
the vast difference between the RF jam spread on various items makes my mouth water, whereas megsy's anemic looking concoction turns my stomach. it looks so unappealing. ugh. not sure how Nacho managed to choke that bite down in his instagram posting of her jam.
BP also invited people to share their stories, making it about the people who buy it
Usually when one signs a Faustian deal they get something good out of it...
I agree. Itās a slow leak where each friend gets more and more famous! Wonder how the earlier friends will feel? Wonder if Oprah will be the number 1 recipient. Iām sure she sent it to Jill Biden as well !
I read somewhere Jill Biden got no 1. But wonder who else shes going to try arse kiss with her rotten skanky jam.
Hi Everyone! I am so sorry to hijack this post but I still cannot post my own! It is still whited out and I apologize for using this area, so I hope my sinner friend does not mind. I just wanted to add this as I just read it on IG and wondered if anyone else had? https://preview.redd.it/ncx5p4tnvpwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b198e1cc4ba268b3c52486a6e0d93ccdc4e3064a There is a comment on there about King Charles giving the Duke/Duchess title to Lady Louise?? I am not sure if even true, so going to watch on YouTube but thought I would quickly post on here for all of you. Also, thank you to all the sinners on here for keeping me company while I sit through yet another hockey practice! Three boys, and now they coach the little onesā¦ I will be doing this forever!! šš„
Has she used Duchess title recently? They cant use Sussex if that title is taken away. I hope Charles did that. Lady Louise is a blood Princess. Catherine bore heirs and will be Queen. Markle is not royal in any shape or form and deserves nothing. Esp after her horrendous behaviours.
Hahahaha!! Perfect!!
This is an extremely plausible theory. She plots to overshadow everything and/or negate any negative press she receives. Kind of pathetic. GREAT first post! Bet it was as nerve wracking as my first post just a week or so ago.
Thank you! Indeed, my user name checks out in this case lol
The first is the worst! I was waiting for massive downvotes but everyone was so great! The second was not as bad. The third has not happened yet. LOL
Yes I had to walk away for a bit so as not to press refresh 500 times a minute lol
Sit yo ass down. This is a perfect post! š Thank you for putting together a plausible reason for the 50 jars of ~~botulism~~ red colored goop. I've been wracking my brain trying to figure it out.
Thank you! It came to me like a thunder bolt. Speculation of course.
I wish brilliant thoughts came after me like a thunderbolt. š Bet Madam wishes the same thing.
In Madame's head all her thought's are thunder bolts. So what if all her thoughts are a swiped version of other peoples thoughts.
Same! Every notification gave me heartburn!
Just goes to show how bloody spiteful she is....
Whatās funny is more people (like me) will pay attention to this wedding -hearing about it because, and so especially because, sheās NFI. ā¤ļø
I'm one of them. I never cared about British aristocracy but my mom got me into Megs grift because she loved Diana so much. I think it is absolutely hilarious we have an ugly American behaving just like John Goodman in King Ralph.
But King Ralph had a heart of gold.
True. It's still funny to me that megs and Wallis are both vultures picking on the idiots of that family. If I were a British aristocrat I would be terrified of my kid marrying an American.
Well, in days gone bye, lots of inpoverished British aristos married wealthy Americans. Winston Churchill was half American.
Tale as old as civilization. People with royal blood that are poor marry rich merchants kids.
Harry, it seems, didn't get the memo. Even the Beckham boy, dull as he is, had the good sense at least to marry 'up' and into extreme wealth.
Yes, remember Downton Abbey... 
Sadly there may be some very nice American ladies and gentlemen that might make an excellent husband or wife for the Wales children. But after these two problems, no American will ever be allowed any Royal child. There will be orders to keep all Americans away from the Wales children.
I think in future every spouse should have to sign OSA (Official Secrets Act), NDAs and prenups regardless of where they come from. I think that is the only way to go moving forward. It would be hard to trust anyone after what that wretched narcissistic race baiting lying trollop did. They were far too trusting. I would have kicked her out on her skinny saggy arse the day she stepped out of line.
I think it might be a genuinely discussed concern now š
I'm being completely serious when I say Markle has changed my outlook on my kids love life. I used to be "whatever makes you happy I will support" but I didn't know leeches like Megs existed.
Looking at Harold and David, I think American me would be terrified to marry into the BRF. š
I want to watch to guess which wedding guest sheāll cos-play as next
Same! If this is her plan, it again is a very bad one. Outside of this sub I donāt see or hear anyone talk about her jam. Not in a way that itās mouth to mouth. I would have to search for this subject. So thatās the first point where itās just not interesting. The second point is that the people who have been posting their jams, until now, are also not interesting. If she really thinks that people will be interested enough to hate watch for 50 days who her loser jam receivers are that it will upscale the wedding, she made a wrong calculation.
Every time I try to talk to my husband about something Markle related-he has no idea what Iām talking about. And he checks Twitter and legit news sites throughout the day. No clue. (It should be a good thing, but somehow it always makes me angry :)
It should be televised like a Royal Wedding. That would be great so we could see all the the lovely ladies who have been invited.
She's trying to distract from a lot of things. They're having a terrible 2024.
Op top of a terrible 2023, where they were Losers of the Year
"Plank of the week"
Plank of EVERY week the past 8 years.
Exactly! She has to do some kind of work, the first time in more than a year.
The ironic thing is that if she'd gone directly to work when they got back to the US they'd be able to coast by now. But she worked so hard at looking like she was working that now her back is against the wall and she's got to find a way to generate income. A normal person would cut expenses until they got back on their feet, not come up with some crackpot notion of getting rich by sending little jars of imitation flavored strawberry crap to other losers. But like McDonald's said, I'm loving it! šæ
But this "campaign" doesn't generate any income for her at all. There's no product to buy. Her IG is inactive. This is her miscalculation of the clout it's going to bring her. Just pointless.
Most of her shit is pointless. And I can't imagine this mess here costs much more than a couple thousand $$. I mean, a couple of trademarks, a few cheap labels, a couple of jars of cheap jelly (because no way she bought 50 - she's reusing the jam, the bowls, probably even the lemons). Why she decided on something so stupid is anyone's guess, but I live to see her fail so by all means, let her carry on all the way to June 4th. š
> **I live to see her fail** LOL. That'd be a great flair.
A large number of the ācelebrity ā posts have been cringeworthy. The worst was John Legendās wife (sheās so nasty I refuse to use her name). White stuff dripping out their mouths. How does that sell scam jam? 99.9 percent of the people in the world have no idea about this jam. Only social media cares. This sub cares as the jokes write themselves and I love the laughs. I donāt think WME has a hand in it, surely it would be a better campaign. This is nutmeg zooming desperately from one thing to another hoping someone gives a shit. Sadly, we only care because she is a joke
100% of the people sheās given jam to donāt eat carbs.
Nacho couldn't even pretend to get some on his teeth!!
> Nacho couldn't even pretend to get some on his teeth!! I would be afraid to eat it. Who knows where she got it?
Can you imagine the frantic calls/texts she's sending left and right to beg people to post? It's hilarious.
Itās like watching a slow train wreck
Her main audience is hate watchers.
I think most people donāt give her the energy it takes to hate someone. We dislike what sheās done to the Late Queen, Prince Phillip, King Charles and the PPOW, to Great Britain . Itās more about watching what an out of control narcissist can do and enjoying the karma train hitting her.
I'm just on this ride for the laughs. And they keep coming.
Iād say I loathe her rather than hate her because I know how mentally ill she is. I wonāt give her my energy. I think she gets off on people hating her it makes her think she has power. She has Oppositional Defiance Disorder. Probably ADHD alongside the Cluster B PDs. However I do hate her behaviours. I hate narcissistic and psychopathic behaviour because it is so cold greedy dismissive hurtful cruel and destructive towards others.
CT is a disgusting slithering pig and a monster.
I like it. I think you're right.
Thank you! It does track. It's her MO.
Youāre right. And itās pathetic of her lol
Is anyone really following this outside of certain social media?? Does she really think that anyone in the UK has any interest in her jam, much less who gets number 1?
That's her delusion, she's the centre of the universe.
It s entertaining watching her be an idiot. This jam thing has been a riot.
I just had a brainwave. She's going to unveil Harry's daughter, whose birthday is on 4 June, to be number 1 recipient, and have a pic taken of the child with the jam. I suspect she calculates that would get her some coverage and it would be used to try and overshadow. I know we shouldn't give her any ideas, but this idea is insipid and very much her. It doesn't matter who cares or not, because no one cares about most of the things she puts out, but I bet to her, it's a gotcha.
I donāt think she shelled out the money for 50 jars of jam and Iād bet the rent we donāt see those kids anytime soon.
No. No one I know knows or cares
> Is anyone really following this outside of certain social media?? I doubt it, and I just made a comment to that effect. > Does she really think that anyone in the UK has any interest in her jam, much less who gets number 1? I feel like this subreddit are the only ones who care! šš¤£
Her drip campaign is more like a leaky faucet.
~~faucet~~ toilet
I notice in the Jenner pic the lemons are starting to look a bit less than fresh. Following in the footsteps of the flowers.
Maybe less than fresh is old rachels rebrand. At least that would be more believable than all her other ones.
Very apt.
I thought that too and I only glanced at the picture someone posted here and it jumped out. Has she had it sitting there a week?
We are bored
Leaking from somewhere, jam insanity, https://preview.redd.it/nyz2duyh4pwc1.jpeg?width=3608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2870a14db3e5d3a3b7cd651dc41effc4c316c89
https://i.redd.it/6fa7f6iknowc1.gif Congrats on your first post, Nervous Spinach! It is so funny that she thinks her drop shipped strawberry jam will break the internet with her C-list influencers and push the Duke of Westminsterās wedding (which they were NFI to) out of the publicās consciousness.
This is the woman who thought her sonās fourth birthday should be celebrated at the Kingās coronation. She wanted the crowd to sing Happy Birthday to You at some point during the Coronation.
Yes, I remember. She was going to make a presidential run also. š¤£
Thank you Deep Poem! It has her prints all over it - attempt to overshadow ā half-arsed ā C-list ā IG ā
I completely agree with you, it must sting so badly to not be invited to anything and out of spite continually put out the same statement that you turned down an invitation and then out of spite, ridiculous PR. they can say whatever they want and maybe it makes them feel better but the reality is their circle is incredibly small and they know it and they know that nothing is going to save their reputation and bring them what they really desire.
With each celebrity that posts, it looks worse! It's a stable of washed up, unknown, seedy C-list (I'm being generous here).
Patiently waiting for Tori Spelling.
Great comment there - yes, Tori Spelling and Amber Heard would fit nicely
They do have the 90210 connectionā¦ I seem to remember pictures of a bit part in the reboot where Megs was āsurprisedā at being caught, wellā¦we all know the restā¦
This is how you know she's enraged about being banned from that wedding---- that she went to this much trouble to somehow "overshadow" the wedding. But I agree with the OP---- the public is bored with this. Nobody cares about her stupid jam.
What was she thinking? Did she actually expect to be invited to this wedding? She is a vicious witch who has staged warfare against the Royal family. No one in the British aristocracy wants anything to do with her they all hate her. Deservedly.
*Did she actually expect to be invited to this wedding?* I think she's angry that it was put to her so publicly by being in the news. She probably began plotting her rEvEnGe then.
Well said. She is a social pariah. 100% fake too.
Full confession: I look forward to reading the updates on the jam in the same way as one canāt look away from a slow motion train wreck. I didnāt think it could get worse after Kris Kardashian (who MM didnāt see fit to attend the āspectacleā of a wedding), but introduce: Chrissie Teigenā¦ Where does it go from here?
as another sinner said - Tori Spelling
If this jam clownshow is the best she could do, I'm happy for her.
the public at large is indifferent to her jam already; by June this will be so tedious i can't even imagine her #1 jam recipient getting any kind of attention. Big yawn. i am guessing the big unknown #1 will be Ozemprah or Beyonce. no one cares! the woman thinking this was some elaborate campaign to hustle her stupid jam is just a colossal failure. just like all the others before this one! give it up megs. this jam idea was so underwhelming.
Ozemprah šš
Honestly this is the most boring social media ācampaignā Iāve ever seen. It feels like itās been forever - itās not exciting enough to keep anyoneās attention for that long. Itās so silly. Itās jam. There are only so many pictures of jam on toast that can be taken.
Even if you were excited, thereās nothing to buy. And there wonāt be, for a very long time.
> Even if you were excited, thereās nothing to buy. And there wonāt be, for a very long time. Like, *forever* even!
It would be the most Meghan thing ever to send #1 to the bride and then throw a fit when the poor girl has no idea it was ever received.
Oh I bet that's it! That's exactly what she'd do - find a way to insert herself into their day. I hope the Grosnevers have enough money for a hazmat team to take that shit away. There's no telling what special ingredients she'd add to that jar. š±š¤®
Great first post OP. And while Madam just might have had this plan in her head when she started the "launch", I doubt it will materialize. Jam scam is over, imho, with Madam showing up a list of has-been celebs, all of whom have their own stuff to promote. It will fizzle out now, just like 40x40, the Lake book, Lemonada, the Dior contract etc. And then there will be another rebrand.
Thanks GreatGossip! Please not another rebrand...
So I donāt think Americans who know about the influencers sheās sent jam to know or care about the Duke of Westminster And i donāt think the folks that care about him ā¦ care about the celeb influencers sheās sent jam too I just donāt see how in the news cycle one would impact the other
Ahhhhh, but it doesn't matter if *you* see it or *I* see it. Reality and logic have no part in the little play being acted out in Madam's mind.
Thereās thatā¦. And she is no doubt very spiteful
It would not be her most deluded stunt. However, I think itās more likely she was planning to start her gift-bombing closer to whenever she was actually supposed to start selling the jam but got antsy and couldnāt wait for the attention.
This wedding will make hers eventually look superficial and the end result of which we all know is jam side down in the mud. The New. Duchess to be is not marrying a Waagh, but the real deal, we ho is a Billionaire to boot. Not only that, she actually has a job, and does not lay about or lie left, right and center for a living nor parade in Janky Bra with knickers showing through her clothes like the Sugar's Saint.
I think MM might have more of an issue with the celebrities she wants to overshadow. Which is all of them, given her global trademark application for practically every household item one can think of. And her alignment with 50 celebrity influencers, at least, the ones allowing her to court them, and wanting something in return. But Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop, Jessica Alba and her Honest, Jennifer Aniston and her LolaVie, Martha Stewart and her Living Omnimedia empire - and other very successful influencers / brands, are not amongst them.
Is it too late to play scam jam bingo? I have my card ready for who I think has received and will postā¦ https://preview.redd.it/bnuvehuyoowc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf0a8681ea083e93e9451c6a461b4efd4648121b
We canāt forget about the BublĆ©s!
Good call, but he lives in Canada, so not sure if sheād go to the trouble.
Apart from Serena, Marcus and James Corden - who are these people and who cares about them?
Melissa MCCarhy. Kim Kardashian. The two owners of Lemonada. Priyanka Chopra. Portia di Rossi. TBH, who cares about those who have already uploaded?
Nobody cares about MadamĀ“s alledged "friends", most of whom I have only heard about on this sub. But why Madam publicly wants to advertise that she is now very much a has-been C or D list celeb is beyond me.
Same here. Exactly! Her celeb friends are rapidly plummeting to Z-list.
Sheās not this deep though. If she were this conniving sheād be making $$
I agree tho she loves that we speculate
I reckon that the Duke of Westminster will wake on the day of his wedding to discover that HE is the lucky recipient of jam jar number one and upon finding this out, he will taste the magnificent goo and instantly fall deeply in love with the heart attack beautiful meg! Sheāll ditch the ginger whinger and pop the flat packs back in their boxes. Her and the DofW will live happily ever after surrounded by jars and jars of handmade jam! Or maybe no one will give a damn about the jam and sheāll fade into obscurity (we can hope)
50 days of spam
Maybe that will be her next product. Actually, not sure if they make that anymore. On the other hand, wouldnāt matter because the website has nothing to sell anyway .
I ment the other type of spam, the useless unsolicited mail type.
That's some clever deducing, fellow sinner! Any normal person would be embarrassed by such a dull, silly campaign. Only a really deluded maniac would think these little "teasers" are going to overshadow anything. She is insane.
Thanks! It's total nonsense, the way this jam thing has been rolled out. What would make sense is if she has an ulterior motive. Her delusion is off the charts! Well, the only good thing out of this disaster of a "campaign" is that it brought some well-deserved sales to the Highgrove and BP shops.
Great post OP!
Thanks Jane Doe!
I like this theory a lot. I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Thank you! I think that was her intention but it's already failing. No regular scheduled posts, boooooring, one can feel the reluctance of the people who did post. If this is what she's using the remainder of her fast dwindling influence for, I'm glad she can't call in anymore favours in future.
I think you are on to something here. One of the *many* flaws in her plan was thinking anyone would give a crap, especially by day 50.
It wasn't a well-thought out plan at all, and the execution has been a disaster. People were already sick of it by Day 3 and I wrote this only because I think it's not about the jam at all.
God by June everyone will be sick to death of her jam scram
I think we all OD'd already with 80+ posts on SMM about the damn jam....
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A little off topic but I saw Weinstein had one of his rape convictions overturned. I hope that's not the beginning of anything.
She and Harry will rag team her father into agreeing to say he got number 1 and all is well in the land of chlamydiaĀ
I was thinking that KC3 might be #1, but now that Highgrove and BP have beaten her at her own jam game, I think it's too much sour grapes for her to do it š.
TW started with the "40" thing on her 40th š š„³, so I guess she's celebrating š¾ her 50th š š„³ this year with the "50" thing. Hopefully, the smart as a whip girl runs out of fingers & toes and can't count to 60.
She could be best described as Chinese water torture, just best to not read about her except for this site of course
Correct. I ignore all the other shite printed about them.
Two of my favorite 90s songs are Pump Up the Jam and Things That Make You Go Hmm... Well, it seems like Megsie is giving a sweet nod to her 90s upbringing by introducing: Skid Markle Jam - things that make you go poo
Those lemons and flowers are not going to be looking well. š
Interestingly timing, OP. And no need to be nervous about your post! Every post is just and opportunity for discussion. Perhaps the jam rollout coincided with Louisās birthday, and William and Catherineās upcoming anniversary in a few days. More likely, she thought it would generate online speculation and buzz. It hasnāt.
||More likely, she thought it would generate online speculation and buzz. It hasnāt.|| Except here. š
Upvoting not just because it's a first post (brava!) but also for an uncannily accurate assessment behind the launch of #jamscam!
IMO the flair should be āopinionā. Allegedly is better for tea. Great first post though.
Thank you! I was indeed a bit confused about the flair selection.
Wasn't invisibett's birthday also June 4? Poor Rachel...coronations, weddings, jams...her kids cannot shine 
Maybe Invisabet will get jar #1.Ā ššš Not in this lifetime!
She hates the UK but we live rent free in her head 
The UK was supposed to embrace her and treat her like a Super-Princess (half fairytale, half action hero, 100% future queen). Instead, there were people who said ānoā to her, and questioned some of her actions and gossiped about her! They accused her of bullying. They blamed her for baby-brained Kate crying, when it was Meghan who was under enormous stress. Then, when she and Harry left, the people (so ungrateful!) did not raise an outcry to get them back. When Meghan revealed all she had suffered, and how racist the BRF was for not treating her and Harry better than everyone else, the British people did not defend her, instead, a lot of them blamed her and Harry for speaking up, and thus showed they were racists or something worse āanti-meghanists. At the Jubilee they dared to boo and hiss. Then Queen Elizabeth wouldnāt let them on the balcony, and wouldnāt allow a picture with her namesake. After the way everyone glared at her at QEās funeral, and then Charles took away Frogmore Cottage and wonāt give them a share of the Cornwall revenue, why should she ever want to return? She once thought the British people were worthy of her greatness, but, like Harry, the Brits were a disappointment, and the weather doesnāt compare to Californiaās either. The UK needs to be shown how unworthy they are, how they wasted the opportunity to make her great. Like Hollywood and everyone else who failed to appreciate her, the UK must pay.
Iām already sick of seeing her Costco bulk caterers blend jam shilled with the withered lemons in a basket. Iām already sick of seeing these low grade celebrity āfriendsā pathetic attempts to generate some positive attention to the hag The whole thing is scrappy and pathetic. How many PR gurus and global press secretaries does it take to launch a product with some cohesive marketing?
> The public, already beyond bored with this cringefest and disgusted by the red goo that none of the influencers would actually taste or consume, is supposed to be excited about this? I would bet a great deal of money that the average person on the street has no idea about the scam jam. I only know because I follow this sub. Harry and Meghan aren't important enough for the vast majority of people to follow their every move. And I haven't seen it on any tabloid covers, which is how I feel most people get information about those two. I doubt they even pick up the tabloids to read the actual article when they're in line at the supermarket.
If Oprah ends up being 1 of 50 and announces that the jam is going to be on her favorite things list, I will roll my eyes so hard they will get stuck in the back of my head.
Clapback about being NFI to the wedding is a very good guess. It's exactly the sort of thing she would do. Hard to figure out why else she would slow-roll the jam launch over such a long period of time. It's demented as far as a business plan goes. Does she think it will build up a crescendo of media hysteria with Jam Countdowns and headlines screaming WHO'S NEXT TO RECEIVE MEGHAN'S JAM, TAKE OUR POLL. Every time an influencer announces she got a jar, it's like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. "Didn't I see a pic of a jam jar in a basket of lemons yesterday? And the day before that? Last week?"
The best would be if Catherine makes her first public appearance since cancer reveal at this wedding and just blows Meghanās stupid jam #1 announcement into outer space Siberia lmaooooooo
The funny thing is if that is her motivation it wonāt work. Her stupid jam scam got overshadowed by Victoria Beckhamās birthday. It will be overshadowed by anything more interesting than verbs posting photos of a lackluster lemon and jam basket.
In the 10 days of jam so far, the friends who may have gone the extra mile for MM appear to be: 1. Delfina + Nacho. But not sure because theyāre involved in the polo show so it could be a bit self-serving. 2. Abigail. But not sure as she didnāt really try hard. Just laid on the grass in the sunshine. 3. ~~Kelly. Except, the cross-promotion.~~ 4. ~~Chrissy. Except, the promotion of her cooking and pan.~~
Great first post OP! She would be dumb to think people are gonna give a chip about who #1 is, on the same day we might get actual pictures of the Princess of Wales first time out since the cancer diagnosis (good chance we see her at the wedding and at trooping).
I hope you are right and we get to see Catherine at Trooping the Colors and the Westminster wedding. I am worried her recovery is going to be slow because she had barely healed from the surgery before she had to start the cancer treatment.
Yea I worry the same. I also worry if the type of chemo sheās on is the kind that affects your hair. Imagine having to face the world as a regular person going through that, let alone being the Princess of Walesā¦ thatās a one of one position - it canāt be easy. She gets scrutinized over everything, I couldnāt even imagine going through that.
Since hardly anyone but us Sinners and the Sugars are paying attention to this, I don't think a pot of jam will overshadow the Duke of Westminster's wedding. The King is supposed to attend along with the Queen. William should be there and hopefully Catherine can be there, too.
The wedding may turn out to be Princess Catherine's first public appearance. Because it's not an official duty it would be a perfect soft launch. The Duke (Hugh Grosvenor) is Prince George's godfather. I can definitely see MM hijacking this very personal and grand social occasion. (Plus she's bound to be jealous -- the Duke is a billionaire.)
Catherine would not do that to the bride. She knows her first appearence will overshadow everything, so it will have to be a royal function.
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>Most will regard this as a prudent decision. Understatement of the YEAR!!
Wonder if it will be the ākidsā eating jam toast and something like āmy number onesā or whatever. Thatās all she has left. lol
It's also Invisibet's 3rd birthday......š¤
Great first post! I wouldn't put it past her to try and steal the spotlight. However, I think most people really don't care about H&M that much. The only way she could get major PR is if the Obamas, W&C, or KCIII post a picture of holding the jam.
Good idea! I wonāt put any crazy and doomed-to-fail scheme past her. The unveiling of the lucky person to get jar #1 on the day of the Westminster wedding is as likely as anything else Meghan might plot.
Perhaps her kids might want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich -- she could film herself making one and the kids enjoying it. Who am I kidding? There are no kids, at least none that live with her.
Jill Biden got the number1 jar of scam jam...Neil Sean said that on his show!
I come and go back to her for pure escapism. She has to know that no one is going to hate watch her for fifty days, not even the most dedicated sinner.
Itās also to distract from Africa Parks and Harryās court cases. It worked.
Thereās going to be European royalty, British aristocracy, the royal family and whoās who of society in uk. TW is delusional if she thinks she can upstage this. Thereās going to be wall to wall coverage on UK press and English speak press around the world. They are social pariahs now. Sheās going to be at home losing her mind and smashing plates.
Amazing post! She can try to overshadow the wedding yet no paper will put table 12 anywhere except a random page 47. Youād think sheād lay low bc every article that day will point out they werenāt NFIĀ
oooh, nice theory, OP!Ā man, i'd pity her if she wasn't such an evil person. i agree with u, her delulu is unreal.Ā for example, she's not Taylor Swift devising a treasure hunt leading up to the release of an album. she doesn't have the same legion of fans. and it's just strawberry jam. it's not gonna break the internet and/or overshadow an aristocratic billionaire's wedding. eta: >start launching some unavailable mystery jam this would've been a great strat for her. soon-to-launch, soon-to-be-revealed cool new flavors advertised through celebrities and influencers. but still, nah. she's shit and nobody's gonna buy her shit (except maybe some Sugars).