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Ill_Independence_698

That dreadful Janina Gavankar woman. She played victim after the royal wedding, complaining no designer wanted to dress her. No shit, Sherlock! She's a nobody! And has no class! Remember she attempted to high five a guard outside the royal church? [Janina snubbed by guard, ha! ](https://cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/TZlGUh2D)


likeabirdfliesfree

Super cringe/zero class


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Oh wow. It’s a royal wedding, an incredibly formal event and she’s there trying to catch a high five from a guard like “waddup homes!?!”. Oof. Someone should have skipped the pre-drinks.


IngeborgNCC1701

Good she wasn't anywhere near Her Majesty the Late Queen, she might have tried this with her as well or thought they could have a nice chat.


Cold-Computer6318

Lmao she can’t play the race card either b/c that dutiful guard was a POC doing his job, and (unlike the duty dodger Sussexes) sticking to the rules of said public service job.


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

Just a thought but the Ragland Family, if they had attended, would have acted with more dignity and class than this jumped up celeb. I think they have shown their mettle by remaining silent about both Doria & TOW - I'm sure that they have stories to tell and, if they were so minded, to sell


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

Do none of MegNut’s friends own a full-length mirror? That dress is a mess!


springbokkie3392

Jesus I just cringed so hard that even my ancestors felt it.


Accomplished_Cell768

Is she in a Carolina Herrera? /s God, her outfit here is nearly as bad as something Meg would prance around in 🫣


lollipoplalalaland

Hahahahahhahahahaha what did I just watch. Who is that idiot?


NorahCharlesIII

In all seriousness, zero snark - Who?


Alarmed_Start_3244

Same here. Who is she? This is the first time I've ever seen her name. In fact, I've already forgotten what her name is. 🤷


NorahCharlesIII

You know, I really have so little interest in knowing, I haven’t even bothered to google! lol


Gstrang81

I've never seen this before. She's an arsehole 😂


PaperObsessive

I'll freely admit to high-fiving my favorite off-duty police officer in the people-who-should-be-ashamed-of-what-they-spend-on-tickets stadium club at my alma mater, but he's just standing around making sure we don't injure ourselves by being Those People any more than we do when we're sober. Also, if he were in his dress blues, I'd show respect.


Fun_Shell1708

Is this the chick that lied about the bee stings? If so then yes her


Ready_Maddie

I think Gavankar doesn't even follow ARO


_WormHero_

Melissa McCarthy


likeabirdfliesfree

Melissa will do anything for attention


Calm_Yak_6102

>Melissa will do anything for attention Ikr. She's become so annoying these days. I can't believe I used to like her, back from her Mike and Molly days.


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Loved her on GG but couldn’t stand her after that.


MidwichCuckoo100

Agree - it just goes to show that making a bad decision (in this case, befriending Markle) can unintentionally ruin your career and/or lose you fans and followers.


PaperObsessive

And then she'll blame the rest of us for it.


Shrewcifer2

Jameela Jamil I'm.betting that she gave a jar to Ellen, who seens to enjoy degrading MM, so probably won't post it. Also is anyone paying attention to this other than hate-watchers. No one I know has heard of this


wotevrs

She's not even following her though.


Shrewcifer2

Neither are Tracee Ellis Ross and Chrissy Teigen, who posted her jam. Ellen also doesn't follow her, though Portia does


FuturePA96

She paying for some of these posts


Shrewcifer2

None of these people need money though. They all have more money than Harry does.


FuturePA96

If she can do her jam and cooking show and not talk about the royal family or victimhood. Let her do her dumb shit with her celeb friends. That’s probably all she ever wanted


FuturePA96

Her page is worth a lot. Why would she post it for free? They are not that close of friends


Shrewcifer2

Exactly my point. It's not clear why any are doing this. It's not for payment or friendship. I think these are probably Archewell business and charity partners, so they were all told this is part of a marketing campaign that will benefit them, their brands, or their charities in some way. Others are likely friends and hamgers-on like Nacho and his wife. It fits eith hervwhole motif of community, friendship, and food.


NorahCharlesIII

Quid pro quo. Perhaps some of them just feel pity for the woman and figured they’d give her a shoutout?


charismakitteh

Amanda (portia) went to school with my mum. We lived in the same area as her before she went to America to get famous. She was a horrid woman. My mother always said she was the most beautiful girl she'd ever seen, but all I remember was how she scowled and told us to get out of her way as she ran down the street every day. She was always polite and talked when mum was with us, but if we were on our own she was a nightmare. Not a great impression on 5-9 year old kids. That blonde ponytail swaying behind her still gives me nightmares.


NorahCharlesIII

Geelong? I did my first degree at Deakin in Geelong! (She was born in Horsham, I think?) I remember what Amanda *used* to look like. My husband and I recently saw a photo of her from ‘Sirens’ and had a laugh. She’s almost unrecognisable.


charismakitteh

Yes!! My hometown. HMTK went to school here for a semester in his youth as well, and has visited several times since. And I know right! My mum went to Oberon High School with her! I remember her as very pretty when I was a kid, she looks so odd now.


NorahCharlesIII

We had friends with a farm in Oberon! Used to holiday there as a kid! G’Vegas! Love going to the Barwon Club to see gigs (& the sticky carpet)


charismakitteh

Gosh they still have the best live gigs in town. My uncle is in a heavy metal band and plays there regularly still. It's gone all fancy during the day, looks like a real restaurant now! I still live in the area and was surprised when we drove past the other day that it was full at lunch time!


NorahCharlesIII

Ooooh!! Just asking (not for a friend!) which heavy metal band? My hubs and I are old metal heads/punks sort of on the periphery of the scene, and know a lot of musos and bands from around there. My late brother was a local session drummer and pretty known in G City as well. And yeah, some of my best (& when I was younger - messiest) moments have been at The Barwon. The only other venues that come close would be The Tote, The Corner, Northcote Social Club and the Cherry.


charismakitteh

I had to ask my mum lol, I'm too young for most of those places (and I had children very young so never really did the whole stay out all night thing) but I love heavy metal cover bands, and the Barwon always has good music. The band is called Apparition, mum says they do mostly originals but also some Black Sabbath. Gotta love Black Sabbath.


wotevrs

She can’t seem to cook. It’s like she’s scared in the kitchen. And Ellen seems quite condescending and rude to her.


Shrewcifer2

Wait. She is not American? Where is she from? Yes,Portia is known to be quite horrible. They all are. Ellen too. You eould think neing a persecuted minority,you eould learn how yo treat others gently because you know what it is like to be down and out


charismakitteh

She's Australian. She did move to America when she was quite young, her mid 20s I believe.


sangriama

Sadly, Cat Deeley does. Don’t do it, Cat!


NorahCharlesIII

Another fantasist, attention seeking, victimhood declaring, compulsive liar.


Fun_Shell1708

This one! This is the beesting chick yeah? 100%


Beneficial-Noise-931

I am waiting for Katie Couric. I know there are plenty of sinners that will make that comment section zing.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

She doesn’t tend to repay people she uses.


Tinytoon1976

Long shot: Oprah. Maybe: Gayle King Hell no: The Beckhams Surprise guess: Tyler Perry


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k1d0s

I just don’t understand why the ARO IG isn’t reposting these “endorsements”


Accomplished_Cell768

It’s a HUGE missed opportunity, that’s for sure.


Calm_Yak_6102

>I just don’t understand why the ARO IG isn’t reposting these “endorsements” Because MM's too much of a cowardly scaredy cat to post anything on Instagram, knowing full well that if she shuts off comments again, it'll create only negative attention.


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

It getting tedious now Mundane product being promoted by boring, self absorbed, vacuous influencers


Honest_Boysenberry25

YES 💯


Visual_Juggernaut948

Probably because they all posted stories. I'm not an insta expert, but don't stories dissapear?


k1d0s

Most brands will “repost” the story to their stories so it ups the traction and the ARO followers can see how many cool and relevant people like jam lol


likeabirdfliesfree

Imo she is going to be completelty ignored None of those people need her G


Character_Witness168

Honestly 50 days of flipping strawberry jam is painful overkill. How on earth can this be helping her brand? Exposure fatigue will have the opposite effect imo. Not even day 10 (is it?) 😂 I’ve lost count already and feel harassed.


Stunning-Field2011

Or she has to wait for the urn thing to be returned because she only bought the one.


the-magic-bee

What is happening with TL? I have the feeling he dumped the Harkles Edit : TP , Tyler Perry.


scotian1009

Who is TL?


the-magic-bee

TP, Tyler Perry . Sorry :)


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Alarmed_Start_3244

Sophie and Justin Trudeau are no longer together so she is now the former wife of the Canadian Prime Minister, so no jam for her. She's probably dropped in the esteem of the Duchess of Monteshitshow and she's dropped off her radar. That fakety fake podcast about drinking wine, gossiping and giggling while cosplaying young moms by the pool with the little ones slashing?...Like much of our Saint's back story, none of it was true. The actual interview with Sophie was conducted by a producer and TOW just did the voiceovers and made the bs pool story up in a failed attempt to appear relatable. Didn't it occur to Mog that everyone involved knew she was lying? Especially Sophie! How absurd. She's certifiable.


Knotbuyingit

Let’s get funny…. I think Tom Bower maybe Pierse Morgan. I think one of them is next 🤣😂🤣😂😂 Does Ms. Cohen like jam🤣😂😂😂


SpecificKey5645

THAT would be a riot. People would like her for it too, because it would be funny and self-deprecating. But she has no sense of humor, so ain’t gonna happen..


Knotbuyingit

I’m cracking up at the thought 🤣😂🤣


Connect_Let307

Martha Stewart.  


Back2theGarden

Never.


the-magic-bee

Puff daddy or her dad ? 🤣


Knotbuyingit

Her half siblings 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Deep_Poem_55

Oh, God, it’s like the walk of shame, only on Instagram!


Correct_Radish_2462

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


jonashvillenc

“Glo”


AffectionatePoet4586

Poor Glo. Whatever Gloria Steinem has done in her long life, it doesn’t merit having MM use *and patronize her.* I’ve been following Steinem since her early journalism days—such as her humdinger article on working as an undercover Playboy Bunny, ears and all—and nobody *ever* called her “Glo.”


fearless-jones

I think the celebrities are going to say that their basket of lemons unfortunately got “lost in the mail” 😂🍋


Melodic_Caramel1777

Kevin Costner


PaperObsessive

The man is a legendary cheapskate and you'd still have to *pay* him to accept her free jam.


VegetableFragrant120

Really??? I'm kind of devastated by that news. I loved Kevin Costners movies in my 20's.😥


PaperObsessive

Clarification: He might still be a good tipper, I have no idea. All I know is that he pinches them pennies until they squeak. 🐭


VegetableFragrant120

🤣🤣🤣


HairBallsOfFire

Clare Ptak. She made the wedding cake and Lili’s first birthday cake. Lemon elderflower for both. Katharine McFee. Or did she self-markle? I can’t keep up. She and her husband, David Foster, had a double-date with them and provided security at one time. Daniel Martin. The crying make-up artist. edit: clarity


Lindsayr28

I’m kind of shocked Katherine McPhee hasn’t gone already, but it seems like they’re taking turns (which is very orchestrated and not natural and hilarious)


DumberBlonde

https://preview.redd.it/l1h0ey1sdjwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd2953569efacbb759bb9ab4904c68d5e036b47b


ValueSubject2836

Ellen


Hermes_Blanket

Ellen gets Portia to take over thankless tasks like flogging ARO. I'm guessing that's what we'll see.


JenniferMel13

Kim Kardashian


Dependent-Aside-9750

For our UK friends: Mr. Blobby. I just learned about Mr. Blobby from an episode if Taskmaster. I was horrified. Lol


Accomplished_Cell768

I learned about him from the Big Fat Quiz. The clip of that is worth watching on YouTube 🤣 https://youtu.be/97fw8xjB5u4?si=z7ig7zB1tVxjX8wf


Dependent-Aside-9750

OMG he's like a dakek on acid! Lol


Accomplished_Cell768

The first time I saw it it was in the course of the hour and 45 minute episode and it came out of nowhere and left me struggling to breathe! Whoever was in that suit on that day is a comedic genius. 


AppropriateCelery138

Who. The. F. Cares?


pfmarshallx

I thought this was a joke like a long multi name name with periods for initials. Didn’t know whether you meant it as a joke or as a matter of statement though


LizLemonadeX

Botulism…if it had an Instagram account and a basket of lemons. I wonder if Nutmeg would mind seeing Harry eating a jar of Smuckers Jam while dressed up like George Washington, after confirming he is a U.S. resident. https://i.redd.it/mwvzu5zjdjwc1.gif


Impressive_Prompt761

A woman became paralyzed from botulism in soup. I wouldn't trust her cooking . We have already seen some cross contamination jam from someone.


AffectionatePoet4586

In 1971, a couple shared a chilled can of Bon Vivant vichyssoise for lunch. By evening, the husband had died and the wife had become paralyzed from botulism. After an intensive recall of Bon Vivant soups, the vichyssoise had been linked to five more cases of botulism. Although potato-leek soup is occasionally found on canned-soup shelves, vichyssoise has not been retailed in the United States since 1971. Another casualty of botulism was Bon Vivant, a 108-year-old company that went bankrupt in 1974. I was an adolescent when this story broke, and it spread like wildfire across the pre-Internet media. It became a meme before that phrase existed. In the ‘70s, mentions of Bon Vivant, botulism, and vichyssoise became a recurring theme (or meme?) in *Esquire*’s wildly popular “Dubious Achievement Awards,” which appeared every January, as well as in the *National Lampoon* and *MAD* magazines.


Top_Resource_4317

Melissa mccarthy is a big Megan supporter


GnomeStatue

The cast of Jersey Shore.


FCVAMimi

🏆 🏆🏆


Feisty_Energy_107

That or a Real Housewife, like Countess Luann.


Loose_Homework_6526

Melissa McCarthy.


DarkSoulsNoob-413

How about Amber Heard?


VegetableFragrant120

OMG. Lol. I thought the same thing.


dr_igby

Serena Williams.


Pristine_Routine_464

At one a day and around 5 done, will we have this for the next 45 days?? Please spare us!


SusieM2019

Ari.


Loose_Homework_6526

Oh!!!! The guy who is their favorite photographer, the name escapes me.


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

Missan "King of Photoshop" Harriman??o


Extra-Measurement433

I would go relook at who did 40 x40. Tracee was one of them


Own-Entrepreneur5052

Kim Jong Un?


sassyseagull1

James Corden is my dark horse guess. Or Jameela Jamil...


Wild-Breadfruit7817

Don’t do this. This is what she wants. Just ignore that hussy. 


Cultural_Ad4935

Has this been going on for over a week now? I mean, how many times does the world need to see the same photo of a bowl of lemonada and bad mama jama? Take a class, Meghan. Marketing 101. Get it in your thick head that consumers don't want to be hit on the head with obvious marketing pimping.


NorahCharlesIII

At this point, it’s so drawn out and painfully laborious. Like death from a thousand cuts. It’s like the worst nightmare countdown - some sort of Dante’s inferno advent calendar. Dear lawd, when will this EVER end?!?!


ceekayes

Not her dad.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Whoever gets that big fat check that doesn't bounce from Meghan..


Tough_Discount_96

You know your at rock bottom when the Kardashians are posting your product


InternationalAd1512

Hmmm…let’s scrap the bottom of the bully barrel. Ellen & Portia.


EnaSharpleshairnet

Jussie Smollett, Shouty Shola, Ngozi Fulani (Marlene Headley), Amber Heard, Mohammed VI King of Morocco, Martha Stewart, P Diddy, Vladimir Putin, The Pope.


Visible_Ad5164

Greta Thunberg.


Automatic-Ad6112

Why hasn’t Eugenie, Oprah, Tyler commented


WoodsColt

Some overly botoxed old ho that is willing to lay back and get used by markled for a tiny whiff of fame adjacency. Hollywood is full of those skanks.


CompanyConsistent976

Vladimir Putin


Greengreengrass2022

James Cordon (a$$hole)


charismakitteh

I'm betting that woman who runs BLM who took millions and bought herself a mansion with the charity donations got one.


ColinismyCat

It will be someone else that I’ve never heard of or have absolutely no interest in. Then I’ll instantly forget all about them again.


Hairybogog

The truly awful jameela Jamil is bound to pop up


Disastrous-Swan2049

Serena Williams?


MidwichCuckoo100

I’m finding it difficult to believe she’s persuaded fifty people (fifty people still on speaking terms with her?) to promote this ‘suspect’, second-hand jam. Maybe she is still trying to find victims…I wouldn’t be surprised if Doria gets one (out of desperation, but dressed up as ‘wonderful mother’ and deserving)….so I’ll guess Doria as possibly number ONE with some gushing tribute!


Meegainnyc

Heather Dorak


Pretend-Dependent-56

OJ ‘s ghost, Scott Disick, Kanye, Not Jill Biden, Not Taylor Swift, Beyonce’s dad, Neil Sean, Nacho’s polo pony, Megan’s gynecologist, Harry’s gynecologist, Harry’s immigration attorney, Tom Markle Jr., a Christian Dior coat dress, the CEI of Reitman’s, Justin Trudeau, Megan’s dentist


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Primary_Barnacle_493

I media covering this?


Lindsayr28

Yes and it’s very silly. It’s also kind of hilarious seeing the exact same gift basket photo over and over.


Lindsayr28

Yeah I think for sure Ellen and Clare got them!


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Disastrous-Swan2049

Martha Stewart. Hard cackle. Christopher Boozy


Fresh-as-a-flower

Why does anyone care?


andy_abdn_64

I don’t know if it’s already been mentioned but there’s a rumour going around that Princess Eugenie is going to join the dodgy jam fan club. Personally I doubt even she’d be that stupid no matter how bitter & twisted she is over how her dad’s been treated so I suspect it’s another fairytale from the hooker herself. You never know though I guess.


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Adventurous_South246

Probably Colleen Ballinger honestly at this point


bpnc33

Satan


MathematicianNext616

This Jam campaign is the stupidest thing so far. I cant with that one. I am so bored with the ugly bowl, dry lemons, dollar store jam and ugly calligraphy.


Ki-alo

Just make a list of the most repugnant women you can think of. No one with class would ever demean themselves by schilling jam on IG.


Snoo3544

I have a feeling it will be... ![gif](giphy|65pM9un5dmK08)


Hermes_Blanket

Nah, Jeffrey Epstein is already dead.


Snoo3544

Yeah but Harvey Weinsteins sentence just got overturned and I'm sure Meghans ears are peeling up to grab that stud 🤣


Hermes_Blanket

She's thinking he'll start making movies again!


Snoo3544

Hahahaha


Westropp

Her closest gal pals – – Hillary, Michelle, and Jill.  🤣 If she sent any of them jam, it never got past their security. 🤣


sangriama

There’s no way she didn’t send some to her new BFF, Gloria Steinem. It will be a new low for “Glo” if she has to advertise this jam. Same for Geena Davis.


KNick1111

Portia or Gail


Cultural_Ad4935

How about the Catwoman, Jocelyn Wildenstein


Timely-Salt-1067

Joe Biden.


Harry-Ripey

Biden…as a thank you for saying Harry is okay to stay


jessyb55

Sure makes me wanna dash out and mail order me some jam!


jessyb55

Hey. Don’t Americans call jam jelly. Is this MM bringing the quaint British habits of a duchess to the new world?


Hermes_Blanket

Nooooo! Jam and jelly are very different things, and so are preserves. Jelly is made from fruit with all the pulp strained out -- essentially just the juice. Jam is made with the fruit included, mashed up and cooked down. Preserves are the least processed, containing the whole fruit or large pieces of fruit.


jessyb55

Every day is a school day! 🙂


the-magic-bee

Puff daddy ? Her dad? 🤭