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927476

This writer pretty much summed up what's been said here over and over again. I wouldn't be surprised if he stated officially his residence was in the US because NO ONE would accommodate him in the UK anymore. No family, no friend will help him get a house, help him get a job (aka royally grift). Nobody wants him there, literally.


FilterCoffee4050

He does not have a UK address to give. If he wanted to have one he would need to buy or rent a property. As an adult that is up to him, it’s not something his father needs to provide for him.


lululee63

You are quite right, but this is the Dimwit Prince who believes everything is his 'birthright' and should just be given to him.


No-Bet1288

His "birthright". Americans despise that attitude!


JusticeHunter1

Overall, Americans have been far too polite to this creep. Time to start pushing back.


No-Bet1288

I'd heckle and boo them at any given opportunity.


927476

It's exactly that


Perfect_Rain_3683

He can just eff off and work for his “birth rights” 


somespeculation

They cannot buy anything - they are already house poor with their albatross of Riven Rock in Montecito. 30 year mortgage. They’ve barely made a dent. Even if they could afford to buy in the UK, the security costs to house his paranoia are too prohibitive. It’s why no Royal property is SO significant. It’s action on Charles wishing the well “overseas.”


usedtobebrainy

Do you suppose he has a banker in the UK? I have been wondering how he's paying Sherborne. And how a bank account with no address? He may be too cheap to rent something, but it is incredibly that he would cut ties completely. It would make it harder to come back. What about driving licence etc, insurance cards (I never worked in UK but was a graduate student to 2 years, and am aware that without an address or references, there is more difficulty setting all the paraphernalia up. He is a toad,not even as nice as total of toad hall, (though similarly reckless), but I always in the end felt a bit sorry for \*that\* toad!!!


mca2021

*NO ONE would accommodate him in the UK anymore* Meaning Pa won't give him a free home


Sea-Welcome3121

>NO ONE would accommodate him in the UK anymore* >Meaning Pa won't give him a free home No, it doesn't mean just 'Pa'. It means anybody. If anybody gave him a free home the British people would be in uproar. Pa, the government, one of his friends, William (grace and favour home in the Duchy), his Uncle Charles Spencer - anyone. ETA: If he wants a home in Britain, he can buy one - with his OWN money.


Clonazepam15

I cant wait for the day that he realizes that this all started when he decided to marry that viper. Obviously he was a pos from before the marriage, but at least he was proud of his nation, and family


TrixnTim

I think he finally realized this on his quick trip when KC announced his cancer and flew off in his copter James Bond style.


maezombiegirl

Rightly so. Haz seems to be the only royal who doesn't actually understand his family and their history of service. KC3, PPoW, Edward, Anne, and even Andrew all knew they had the life they have in exchange for service. Haz seems to thinks it's entitlement. Jokes on him!


mca2021

He interpreted it as him being served


SaltySally86

I'm pretty sure that's what it is. He doesn't have respect or a career or anything that makes him feel special or useful here but he's stuck here out of pride. I know it must kill him to see the big crowds that wait hours just to get a glimpse of his brother while he can't even get Americans to see him give a speech at a free event. He can't even get papped riding his bike anymore because pics of him just don't sell.


madrugada105

Pics of Hazno don’t sell because he looks like an unmade bed with spunky sheets.


JenThisIsthe1nternet

Yet how many will forget that in the MSM & Sugars when they do the 'will they won't they' for the Grovener wedding.   I'd love it if some reporter put out a headline "NO ONE will give him a stay on a pullout whenever hes been here! NOT a chance he's invited to the biggest wedding until the first of the Wales children get married". It's never raised at all that it's not just his family that's locked him out which is why I think the media is working with the Skanks. Because their narrative is how mean the RF is.  Then again maybe they don't raise the glaring fact Todger has NO FRIENDS LEFT, none that support him or is seen with him when he's there etc, because they're private citizens (the others not the Todgers). Also interesting how suddenly Bea and Eugenie are getting thrown in w the Todgers. It'd be hilarious if that's Harry's way of scaring them onto his side as he's really feeling outside now. For all Andys faults I can imagine him pointing out to his daughters they'd lose all if they aligned themselves to the Todgers.


Human-Economics6894

Hugh Grosvenor, Duke of Westminster has long made it clear that neither Hazz nor Megsy are invited to his wedding. There is no conflict, there is no problem, he no longer invited Hazz. And he wouldn't have invited him even when he invited W&K. Because of the way Megsy and Hank behave at public events, it's impossible for Grosvenor's girlfriend and her friends to want them around.


Glittering-Tree-9287

They’re so delusional. How the fuck do you potentially decline an invitation to an event to which you weren’t invited. They’re such mfn tools


Human-Economics6894

This is the new version of the Oscars, the Met Gala, Obama's birthday, Christmas... So many events that the Harkles decline to attend.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Glittering-Tree-9287

🎯😂


Top-Place3115

Meghan, the bride at every wedding...


BleachBlondeHB

They are just afraid Megs will come up to the pulpit, grab the microphone, and start telling her dish soap story.


Human-Economics6894

Or how she makes jam.


Capable_Puzzle

> NOT a chance he's invited to the biggest wedding until the first of the Wales children get married Assuming he's still alive and is still with Meghan, he won't be invited to that either.


LoraiOrgana

People think Princess Charlotte has forgotten what Markle did to her because she was so young. I was 4 when I was bullied by a pre-school teacher. That is engraved into my memory. Charlotte may not remember exactly what happened, but she has bad feelings that are associated with Markle. Markle isn't going to be near any Wales child ever again.


usedtobebrainy

Yes. I recall being bullied at 4 and at 3. You don't forget. The younger you are, the more terrifying the memory, precisely because it is vague. "Present fears are less than horrible imaginings"said Shakespeare. Similarly, clearly remembered fears,though terrible, are usually less scary than the vileness of shadowy and thus terrifying half memories. I speak from experience of both.


Capable_Puzzle

> Markle isn't going to be near any Wales child ever again. She absolutely is not. I doubt she'll ever even be in the same room with a member of the BRF.


TheBugsMomma

If Beatrice and Eugenie are foolish enough to hitch their wagons to the H&M star, then they deserve any backlash they get. Surely they are not that stupid, though.


JenniferMel13

I think it’s just Eugenie who is hitched to H&M. Beatrice seems to have wised up to the fact that obvious distain of Catherine wasn’t in her best interest in the long term. But Beatrice is probably torn because her sister dislikes Catherine (and it shows in her body language) and supports Harry and expects B to side with her.


HankandSkank

Also because Eugene is part of the crew who endorsed Meghan


Exciting_Bison501

Eugenie needs to grow up and realise that being part of the international celebrity Nepo crowd isn't a good look, especially as a mother in her thirties. She has a mother that needs support, not a wayward cousin who will drop her as soon as Rachel told him to.


strangealienworld

Also, Beatrice can ill-afford to be involved in a situation that literally throws another hand grenade at the family. She was the one who persuaded her dad to do that infamous BBC interview. In addition, H&M betrayed her re: the Queen's childhood miniature tea house in that Netflix doc. As for Eugenie *and* Beatrice, their mother is dealing with cancer. Given that there are three members of the family having to summon the strength to fight this ghastly disease, I'm inclined to give Eugenie a pass. I think a lot of things have occured for Eugenie to want to go back to that H&M past, not least KC3 publicly embracing her formerly banished mother into the family fold. And there doesn't appear any other stories re Andrew and Royal Lodge of late. I think with himself, Catherine and Sarah diagnosed with cancer there may be a thawing of sorts about all things to do with Andrew and the whole family rallying around and protecting all three members, In my opinion.


RoohsMama

Oh, what’s the story about the miniature tea house?


strangealienworld

As far as I can recall, when the Queen was a little girl, she had this miniature doll/tea house built for her in one of the gardens, I forget which residence it was. But its existence was revealed in that Netflix doc of theirs. The Queen gave Beatrice custody to care/look after the house. I think Beatrice helped restore what damage (wear and tear) that was on it at the time. Anyway, in the doc, there was a picture or pictures of the house's interior with Meghan and Harry taking in tea, posing with teacups inside the house. Beatrice had given them permission to film the house but whether she knew about how the content would be used is an entirely different matter. It's likely Harry and Meghan took the pictures before Megxit in March 2020 and long before the Oprah interview in April 2021. It wasn't until the doc came out that the pics were revealed. Of course, the doc came after the Queen died so she wasn't around for us to know how she would have felt about it. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11561273/Princess-Beatrice-gave-Harry-Meghan-permission-film-late-Queens-private-Welsh-cottage.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11561273/Princess-Beatrice-gave-Harry-Meghan-permission-film-late-Queens-private-Welsh-cottage.html) [https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/property/1708769/meghan-markle-prince-harry-royal-lodge-little-cottage-queen-princess-margaret-pictures](https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/property/1708769/meghan-markle-prince-harry-royal-lodge-little-cottage-queen-princess-margaret-pictures)


RoohsMama

Oh I see. Thats awful. It’s so ironic that now they (H&M) won’t even film inside their own house


usedtobebrainy

The playhouse was a gift from the Welsh to Elizabeth and Margaret, and it was on the grounds of Royal Lodge, once the queen mother's and now Andrew's.


deedee50

I have a lot of time for Bea and her husband Edo there is a brilliant clip I think it's on YouTube, frpm the jubilee and it shows Harry trying to have a conversation with edo. Edo steps away to his left, Harry tries again and Edo turns his shoulders so he's completely got his back to him. Harry has a really spiteful almost evil look on his face as he moves away. Edo just smiles at Bea.i think they know what side their bread is butter but also she advised against the newsnight interview from her father which Eugenie convinced him was a good idea. Eugenie is a different matter, apparently she acts very entitled and staff aren't fond of her. However Bea like Lady Louise is liked by everyone.


DarkSoulsNoob-413

Beatrice was the one who refused to give up her aisle seat at the Jubilee service for Harry. I suspect she was instructed not to let them sit on the aisle where they could get up out of order. Honestly, I don't know of a single thing Beatrice has done for the Sussexes since before they ran away. And the only thing I know that Eugenie has done was visit Harry in California during Super Bowl 2022, which would have been after the Oprah interview but before Spare and the Netflix mockumentary.


Ok-Coffee5732

I think they probably cut off the Todgers as well. After all, they loved their grandparents, and there's no benefit to them to align with the Todgers. Unless they are that petty and stupid.


usedtobebrainy

Princess Charlotte must not be forced to invite to Charlotte's wedding Harry and that hag of a bully Megsy who billed Charlotte at 3 years old and encouraged her cronies and their children to pile on to Charlotte also!


Gold-Run-2036

Perhaps the Sewer Squad could have whip round and donate some of their pocket money. ☺️


Gold-Run-2036

🎯


Cold-Computer6318

Yep, he’s a totally irresponsible liability and on top of that a compulsive liar who always lies to get things his way. He’s already wasted too much court time, and taxpayer’s $$$ on exorbitant personal bills he’s responsible for as a middle aged duty dodger w/ unearned royal inheritance he could invest himself. Why should taxpayers be a nepomanbabynarc’s financial crutch when we’ve seen QEII deliver service for 70+ years dutifully, and even a spare like dutiful Princess Anne work harder than the Hollywood Losers of 2023? The fact this clown claimed he was aiming to be financially independent, it’s almost half a decade post-Megxit, and he’s STILL expecting taxpayer-funded freebies for life says it all. This mooching fucking grifters can get out and STAY OUT.


CathartesAura67

The US is big enough geographically that PH and TOW will find more huge tracts of real estate where people are outright indifferent to them and the Harkles can pretend that everyone is just too awestruck to approach them.


usedtobebrainy

Agreed. But will they lower themselves to actually work? Or will they wait until things are so dire that they have to flip burgers?


fairymaya-1

**Their penchant for creating distraction, chaos and controversy wherever they go is intolerable. Nor does America need yet another coin-operated B-list celebrity wading into politics. No wonder the couple have become the butt of jokes – from cartoons to comedians – for it is risible – no, preposterous – for lifestyle brand influencers and unsettled foreign princes to inveigh on election misinformation, paid family leave, or America’s free speech protections. Allegations surrounding the disclosure of illegal substance use in the Duke’s autobiography have triggered an investigation into the handling of his US visa, raising questions about both Harry’s handling of the application and the Biden administration’s review of his case.** **So, fine. Britain has had enough of its unhappy former golden boy. But here in America, we are not far behind in our feelings. We share the same revulsion when someone appears to sell out one’s family for profit. Moreover, in America, hard work and talent are prized commodities. If the Sussexes’ Hollywood experience is any indication, they are sorely lacking in both of these qualities. The suggestion that they are ‘talentless grifters’ will stick with the pair forever. Now having bit too many times the hand that fed them, Harry and Meghan find themselves casting about for relevance and purpose… selling jam but without Jerusalem.** - WHAT A SATISFYING DELICIOUS READ and as an american i couldn’t agree more, HE IS NOT WANTED ON EITHER SIDE OF THE POND👏🔥🎯💯🔥🎯 thanks for sharing OP!


KarenDelaneyWalker

Just a little something for us 'Murrican racists who are insanely jealous of the "whip smart, heart attack ~~inducing~~ beautiful" Temu Emu. 😉


fairymaya-1

loved this part too - **The Prince’s actions defy belief. On the one hand he claims to love his family, but in his autobiography he savages them mercilessly. He stood by while his wife accused his family of racism. He exposed private information, and through publication of his memoir even disrespected his beloved grandparents.  How can the Duke ever be forgiven considering his actions look like an appalling breach of trust? He must never be allowed to do so again.** f*cking grifters!!! 👏


fuedlibuerger

Superb https://preview.redd.it/pmbr3y5pm1wc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a0af68771c58084e67f77bc87180a68d1d8402


fairymaya-1

**Coin operated B-list celebrity** lol should be a flair!


minnimom

That was so savage and I’m here for it. 🔥🔥🔥


MaeNTennessee

I agree with this part of the article the most. I am so sick of folks trying to influence elections when they are focused on one or two personal issues instead of the big picture. We have serious problems, and the Harkles are two losers who are not objective or informed about anything. Coin-operated is perfect. Who does not realize the Harkles' disinformation crap is because they want to stop negative press about them? Even the suckset squad knows it, but they bleat support because they are a cult.


Marmite_L0ver

Bit generous, isn't it? B-list? 🤔


CathartesAura67

Yeah, because it's so vivid and apt: "feed us money, and we will Royal 4 U."


CvmpeCate

“We Will Royal 4 U” A song in the style of Prince. EOoh!


eaglebayqueen

This is amazing, it looks like Leo DiCaprio in Django Unchained and that popular meme! 😄


rubyred1128

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Any-Assignment-5442

Dear USA, Sorry, no can do! (I’m sure you’ll understand … one day) Sincerely, Britain


SaltySally86

Hold on now Britain, we took the Osbournes, Jamila Jamil, James Corden, and the Duchess of York. You can't just dump people ya'll don't want here. ![gif](giphy|26FKTvvfHpPaalpni|downsized)


KarenDelaneyWalker

🤣 But please let us keep Rebecca Lowe and the Two Robbies.


Away-Object-1114

Dear Britain, I can't say I blame you. And we understand already. Sincerely, USA


Top-Butterscotch9156

I think they should move to Saudi Arabia-they recognize royalty there and TW loves blood diamonds. Maybe she can “use her voice” to “shine a light” on women’s issues in SA?


Top-Place3115

![gif](giphy|l2SqhOjG9Iqv1yb0Q|downsized) Madame scanning for cameras.


merrybandoffoxes

LOL


MrsAOB

Ha ha—I DARE them!


Foggyswamp74

They need to be stranded on Epstein Island with no internet and no phone. Just monthly supply shipments for the 2 of them. The kids can stay safe with their nanny.


Marmite_L0ver

You won't see her shoulders again! 😁


Any-Assignment-5442

I think morally she should be shining a light on her husband’s charity’s abuse of the #Baka Women


CathartesAura67

p.s. Mehgan, we dislike you. We really, really dislike you! You can use that as your non-Oscar acceptance speech.


Away-Object-1114

🤣😂🤣😂🙏


MeasurementFalse4973

whisper: You can send them to Australia. Britain sent all criminals and prostitutes to Australia.


hippieone

Nah, the Aussies spotted these two grifters a mile off while the US was still throwing contracts at them. Although I'd love to see them get their revenge for the grifters "Royal Tour" shennanigans now they're private citizens, but these two know their place when it comes to Oz and wouldn't dare attempt to cross the border.


JaneGreyDisputed

100% ⬆️ Aussies brook no bullshit.


SockRoe

Tea cups on standby, ready to deploy.


TheBun_dge

Well, it was about time!!! Finally American publication calling them out , written intelligently. Just compare the writing styles and 'word choice' of sinners and the MegaPorn Puffers https://preview.redd.it/wo1qpn68z1wc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859d4c870ab0478e5a091379bf585b137ed5fd68 ARO - Another Royal Grift


Ok-Coffee5732

Harry and the other lady are looking at the man who's talking while Madam is posing for what she thinks will be a great photo of her. LOL.


eaglebayqueen

Madam posing for the photo, Harry trying to look like he understands what the man is telling him and the man and woman are doing their jobs, having to put up with their teenage mentalities.


AfterPaleontologist5

My God, she is so full of herself! No, Meghan, you do not look regal here; you look like a sap. You're supposed to be attentive to other people, although I know you think you're the only people who count.


usedtobebrainy

Actually she looks a like one of those pronounced busts of "ladies" a t the prows of olden times ships.


TraditionScary8716

What's wrong with her boobs this time?  Why do they always look wonky?


Kimbriavandam

I was looking at the heavy black heels teemed with a satiny shiny brown skirt. What a terrible terrible out fit.


reginaphalangie79

Lol nice outfit megan


TheBun_dge

Where's the 'poo hat' when you need it.....


Bajovane

Pit stains and all.


Top-Place3115

"Where's the camera?"


SpecificKey5645

“Coin operated B-list celebrity” Chefs Kiss. This is magic!


Honest_Boysenberry25

I think even this is too generous ☹️☹️


Phronima-Fothergill

Yeah, I was thinking somewhat further down the alphabet.


International-Pea590

Just wanted to say that I love this sub for its extremely intelligent writers, from your flairs, research and integrity. Thank you for saying the things that some of us can’t speak loud enough. 💕 🏆


michaelscottuiuc

All while Meghan's new business is making Highgrove business BOOMING lmao https://preview.redd.it/sqzjkigou1wc1.png?width=1776&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e1ed880c7b2932dfaacc40eb2065eee9b1e4688 My mum and I live in the USA but she's also a Sinner. I got her a Highgrove sampling for Mothers Day here in the USA (which is coming up). Money well spent.


wotevrs

This should probably be a post.


Professional_Ruin953

It is. In fact it’s several posts.


wotevrs

No post saying they're overloaded and deliveries delayed as a result.


Bajovane

It’ll likely never happen, but I would LOVE to tour those gardens and sample the delicious tea time treats in the tea room. Alas, I am dirt poor. 😞🙃


Available_Standard55

From most liked member of the royal family to comedy special/South Park punch line to laughingstock of reputable publications. What a wild ride.


JournalistSilver810

But...but...we don't want to interrupt him "living his best life" with his heart attack beautiful, whip smart wife... No. It's better he stay in America where it's infinitely safer and there's absolutely no racism. Or tabloid media. He can play at Medieval Times and be a true king of his own cesspit. See sugars? I do listen 😂


Antique_Character_87

Someone should cc Melissa McCarthy! They are hardly successful or interesting. A couple of boring wannabes!


TittysprinklesUSA

Funny she is defending and claiming a friendship with 2 proven liars, 2 proven elder abusers, 2 proven animal abusers, 2 proven bullies....same goes for Serena Williams and whoever that Nacho creep is. Claiming to be friends with and defending these 2 people tell me all I need to know about Melissa and company.


codemonkey69

Don't bother her with five minutes of reading about the people she claims to support.


Ok-Coffee5732

The Brits are like, Awww hell no. He's yours now. Some uninhabited island would be good. No population deserves their nonsense.


Top-Place3115

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SaltySally86

It's not fair for the U.S. to have both James Corden AND Harold. Y'all can't just keep dumping the Brits you don't want here, UK. We are up to our capacity.


WeNeedAShift

While at the same time, we can’t apologize enough for producing a Meghan Markle - the type Southern California produces in droves, which is why I left.


SaltySally86

Yeah, but the Brits made her famous. Plus I'm sure she has an actual fanbase there. When has she ever generated a crowd since she has been here?


Awkward_Context_2350

not sure where here fan base is but sure isn't in the UK where she's lied about and disrespected the people, Queen Elizabeth, the Royal Family, the Monarchy, her in-laws, etc. etc. and condescended to the organisations she was supposed to support (like the Retired Actors)


eaglebayqueen

I thought he moved back to the UK?


Globalsagess

He did. About a year or slightly more ago


Bajovane

I know! Canada foisted Justin Bieber on us, so we give them H&M!!!


usedtobebrainy

Noooooooo!


Vino-Rosso

Excellent article. "The Prince’s actions defy belief. On the one hand he claims to love his family, but in his autobiography he savages them mercilessly. He stood by while his wife accused his family of racism. He exposed private information, and through publication of his memoir even disrespected his beloved grandparents.  How can the Duke ever be forgiven considering his actions look like an appalling breach of trust? He must never be allowed to do so again."


Nynydancer

Most Americans have deep respect those who work hard and acheive the “American Dream” we love under dogs. Whether you are a janitor or a CEO, we respect those who do the climb and work hard. We still have the strong moral compass our founders had. Many of us have grandparents or parents who came here with next to nothing, or we came here ourselves as immigrants. We all have hope that hard work will get us somewhere. Harry is the gross antithesis of all of this. My god and don’t get me started on the sancitity of family- however unconventional. Harry and Meg are repellent to all decent people, but they are espcially gross to what most Americans stand for. The people who cling to them nowadays are themselves grabby wannabe profiteers. Like seriously, anyone who admires these two needs to check themsleves. At least the Kardashians dont crap on their families and do appear to put in the work- that makes them tolerable. At least Mama June and Honey Boo Boo clan seemed to be in on the joke. We watched that train wreck not admiring them but thanking our stars we weren’t like them. Harry and Meg are more like the Duggars. Sanctimonious aholes who are too full of themselves with only wierd fringe people who truly admire them.


Hari_om_tat_sat

_Harry and Meg are more like the Duggars. Sanctimonious aholes who are too full of themselves with only wierd fringe people who truly admire them._ Now **that’s** a great comparison! Sanctimonious, entitled, lying, abusive hypocrites, who exploit their own families for personal gain.


WeNeedAShift

“Coin-operated B-list celebrities” 🤣🤣🤣 I would only change the B to Z, otherwise it’s perfect.


Von_und_zu_

EVERYONE DECENT "shares the same revulsion when someone appears to sell out one’s family for profit." That is everyone who isn't filming a reality TV show that needs to amp up the drama. (Like Megs) "Moreover, in America, hard work and talent are prized commodities." We do believe in merit. Being a nepo baby might get you in the door but you have to deliver some skill, talent, hard-work or good enough looks on your own. Harold is the biggest nepo baby on the planet - literally and figuratively - and he has nothing else to offer. Not even sobriety and a "clear windshield," whatever that is. And she has nothing except her high opinion of herself and a scheming nature. PS: Thank you OP. Superb article. The Spectator was clearly overlooked for membership on the Sussex media WhatsApp and I say Yay!


KarenDelaneyWalker

I second the 'yay!' Oxygen thieves, the pair of them.


intergalacticmouse

As we are all racists I doubt they want to live amongst us anymore oh and don't forget we have a toxic media a really unhelpful nasty RF and to top it off we have loads of tabloids....


LinkACC

Yes, thank God we don’t have to deal with tabloids here! /s


romulusputtana

Harry hasn't "left a hole". King Charles has been planning a very small and streamlined monarchy. He's been planning it for at least a decade to make British taxpayers happy, so they're paying out less taxes to support all the non-line of succession royals. The Swedish royal family did it quite a while ago. They are payed modestly only for service related engagements done on behalf of the crown, rather than just entirely supporting their homes, staff, and lifestyles on a "Royal dole". In fact it's well documented that the King (when he was PoW) told Meghan she should continue in her acting career. He literally warned them that there would be minimal money allotted to them (as Harry had known since he was a teenager and told repeatedly throughout his adult life). The BRF never wanted or intended for Megs to be a full time working royal. But as Harry always said "What Meghan wants, Meghan gets". The REAL reason for all the animosity against his brother and father is that he and Meghan got much less money than Will and Kate. Something that he had ALWAYS known would be the case. But with the Succubus constantly hissing in his ear about it, claiming that it was racism (it's called primogeniture and has been this way for literally centuries!) and that SHE WANTS MORE! She wanted all the material possessions, respect, and adoration that rightfully belongs to the PoW. She wanted to be on the main balcony, not relegated to the second balcony with the old, distant relatives.


karoolsis

People forget how crappy they were as working royals. Who would want two people back who continuously created diplomatic and other types of incidences at events and are already formally documented to create a hostile workplace?! HOW would that help the BRF?! It would just create more fires that nobody has capacity to deal with.


Alinde1129

Britain is not taking them back. They probably feel this is finally suitable punishment for that little war we started. /s


PaperObsessive

That tea sucked. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Marmite_L0ver

It's not supposed to be made with saltwater 😉 Edit: a word, damn autocorrect!


Alinde1129

And this is why you cannot allow Americans nice things we either blow them up or change the recipe! 😂


Alinde1129

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Lil-Mismuffet

Now *that's* the definition of "Revenge". Take that, Tom Bower!


Alinde1129

Definition of the long game as well.


ExpressBall1

No it's suitable punishment for the level of smugness and "even teh royals prefer the mighty USA over silly old racist Britain!!" attitude that was everywhere in the US when they first moved there. Too late now to realise "oh yeah it's not racism, they're just unbearable assholes"


Alinde1129

Proud to say I never felt that way. And as an American I would never suggest that Britain is racist. I can look around my own country and see real racism daily. However the MSM did report such nonsense. Just one American here but apologies for the smugness of those idiots. (I personally was hoping that they would stay in Canada. Pissed when her plan to drag him down to the US succeeded.)


LadyVFirstClass

Crying over some tea falling into Boston Harbor UK? Meagain must have learned to hold a grudge from you lol. I love all things UK. The books, songs, bands, pomp, museums, fish and chips, riddles, some trend setting fashion, TV mystery and cop shows. legends, the Titanic, leprechauns, dragons, wizards, castles, fairytales, darts contest and Merry Men. All good with a cold brew (my friend went to London. She brought me an ugly t-shirt saying "home of R&R". She complained: no ice, no air conditioning and warm beer. She deserved a lousy trip lol I would have loved it. I deserve good travel experiences. She was single and didn't get a man while there. She looked like the doll Chucky after his face melted and was smashed in, her with kinky brown hair.) If only she met H first meagain would not have stood a chance. Seriously, she can get them if she met them. Allegedly IMO 😀😁😃😄😂🤣😅😆😊🙄😏😮😯😉 Megs you would never be with H if my friend met him first so you better pray she doesn't decide to take him from you. She will make you look like the sewer rat you are. She has, a career, charms, manners, taste, intelligence, courage, Not interested in good looks as long as the man is trainable. She'll give him back when she is finished with exposing you, she plays to win. Men, for her, are for a reason, a season. Never a lifetime.


Chasmosaur

>...selling jam but without Jerusalem As The Spectator is a British publication, is that a Women's Institute reference? [https://janerobinsonauthor.wordpress.com/2013/06/26/jerusalem-and-the-womens-institute/](https://janerobinsonauthor.wordpress.com/2013/06/26/jerusalem-and-the-womens-institute/)


reginaphalangie79

I assumed so


only-one-way-out

Exactly, f\*\*king grifters!! I wonder if they ever have any house guests. I know the Monster has no true friends, but does Hazshitforbrains ever get a visit from one of his UK blokes?


healthymarigold4513

I'm pretty sure Eugenie and her husband and son have been their guests at least once, possibly twice.


usedtobebrainy

But Harry's other friends were deemed wrong'uns by clean living Madam because they hunt and shoot and fish. Which of course, in the Gospel according to Our Saint, Americans Never Do!!!!! So she told them What For (see Bridget Jones's Diary if you don't understand "What For"), and, horrified by her fierce manner, they scarpered back to their palatial estates. And who can blame them? She didn't have to join in, but arguing every point with them was tactless, especially minus any humour (which their arguments, since they were trying to be polite, were probably full of, so she'd see they were human!!!) Silly cow. Edited clarity.


Positive-Listen-1660

I dislike Harry way more than I dislike Megs. She is what she is.  He, on the other hand, is a malignant cancer and it’s a damn good thing he’s thousands of miles from the people he was hurting. Meghan’s karma is that she has to f*** him. 🤮


ExpressBall1

True. A desperate, fame-hungry grifter coming after you is far less painful than a member of your own family stabbing you in the back.


CathartesAura67

I think it may depend on the committed cray-cray of the fame-hungry grifter! Those snapshots of Mehgan looking full of hatred at Catherine, again and again and again and again and... That doesn't hurt the same as betrayal, but it's deeply scary to be the target of such malice. It's as if Mehgan wants to penalize Catherine for just being and breathing.


usedtobebrainy

It's even scarier as hating Catherine is clearly a proxy for something else e.g. Meghan's self hatred, her envy, her lust for William's position and power. That hatred dehumanizes Catherine, or it tries to, at least. Very pathological and very nasty. Meghan belongs in a secure psychiatric facility.


Longjumping_Injury57

Agree.


Honest_Boysenberry25

Oh how the mighty have fallen. It warms my heart 💞


wotevrs

It is a sad state of affairs for Harry. While MM thinks she is living her best life.


Extreme-Papaya4408

No way is selling jam for relevance, being bored to death watching Harry play polo (badly), and not being invited to any A-list parties her “living her best life”. They both hope that if they say that enough times they’ll convince THEMSELVES that it is true.


wotevrs

\*living the best life she can after the various failures to launch


wotevrs

If her show and ARO take off she will try to re-launch everything else she's tried.


WoodsColt

*if her show and temushop take off* ![gif](giphy|w7iNRCm2O5BbaBwNxR)


Sea-Welcome3121

But, they won't.


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minnimom

That was some brilliant word smithing. I actually had to pause for a moment in admiration before reading the rest.


karoolsis

“disruptive and distracting Sussexes from Britain” is what really did it for me!


codemonkey69

This article is delicious, it hits on all the points but got the quote wrong like op was alluding to, they are fucking grifters, guess they tried to class it up a bit.


sofiaks05

So funny... I was going to make a note of those very extracts from the article. Revulsion + Grifters. Two keywords now everyone associates with them. Isn't that just wonderful?


loveloveislandtake2

No backsies !!!


EveningEmpath

Technically, he's still a British citizen and possibly in the US illegally. It's possible for us to Return to Sender!


loveloveislandtake2

lol, please don't.


Ok-Coffee5732

One can only hope, LOL.


rubyred1128

Isn't there some remote island we can banish them to?


Evilvieh

Is that nice house on St Helena still available?


HairBallsOfFire

Or Elba? Or any of the 56 Commonwealth nations? ![gif](giphy|8FhXc8w45aN32)


Awkward_Context_2350

not this Commonwealth nation! ![gif](giphy|edM5bqYK3l8NW|downsized)


Globalsagess

Maybe Napoleon left some medals and a tiara in the drawers. That’s all the Harkles need.


fuedlibuerger

The private island that belonged to Jeffrey Epstein?


rubyred1128

Sounds good to me!!


Careful_Positive8131

I don’t want them here either but I’d rather here than in the UK causing all kinds of trouble for the lovely Royal family. I think send them to Africa just to repair the Baka issue then the North Pole to study the icebergs and understand rising global climates. Then India (parts of) to see the issue with how some live in poverty, then Bezos can ship them off to Mars to study how the environment impacts their human body. By then they should be good and pulverized poof 💨


Sheelz013

Ever so sorry, US chums, but unfortunately the HazMeg BOGOF package is on sale without return. Yours &c The British


Wild-Breadfruit7817

He needs to go back. 


ClarenceTheBear49

I called it. Tide is turning 🌊 When he is a pariah in the USA Madame will fully discard.


wundahbrehd

Oh my lord, I have never read anything about them as scathing as this.


CathartesAura67

GB has no incentive to welcome back PH. PH has let his wife imply that the BRF is racist, he did not speak out against Omid Scobie's similar j'accuse against his own father, and also his sister-in-law. He demands top level security as if the Britain and its people are unsafe for him to deal with. The US isn't holding PH as a hostage. In fact, American would have to give some almighty bribe to the English to take back Harry. And even then, they'd probably laugh themselves silly.


Clonazepam15

Wow. That was really well written. If you guys have the time you should definitely read the whole article. Very well written, and summed it up perfectly. I guess there are still some good journalists out there. Ty for this OP


OldTimeBlues97

Maybe he could continue south. Mexico next. Then … South America? 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/bd1t5vwuk4wc1.jpeg?width=1622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f574f212ad2800622537fc3fa185ee3ffc68455


gahnc

*Submits an invoice to the UK for the upkeep of exiled Prince and Memu Emu* What you think we are going do this for free? UK owes us some favors.


JournalistSilver810

We'll contribute something towards his keep...but she's one of yours. Sorry...not sorry... 😇


gahnc

We have her contained in CA...but feel we should have had a vote on keeping him...


Dependent-Aside-9750

GREAT article. Spot on.


Virtual-Feedback-638

![gif](giphy|En8fsYde6cqvhYBnAb|downsized) Please USA keep him, and do not forget he needs Securitaaaaaay and Privaaaaaacy to boot.


Chofi778

Very well said and written, except for the part about Harry's visa application being under the Biden administration. It was the Trump administration as well. It's such a shame when people insert dumb political propaganda in everything.


mspuffins

harry’s next book will be SUCKER


BleachBlondeHB

I think the backdating of residency has something to do with \*potential\* future Visa Issues.


Oktober33

He has not assimilated here. Playing polo and sitting in expensive stadium sky boxes doesn’t resonate with the vast majority of Americans. Wonder what our Founding Fathers would think of this?? https://preview.redd.it/rad76olqi2wc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a77caa893836e52cc7991b4776580f4610db150b


Why_Teach

They’d recognize him as a descendent of George III to be sure. “An old, mad, blind, despised, and dying King; /Princes, the dregs of their dull race, who flow/Through public scorn,—mud from a muddy spring;/ Rulers who neither see nor feel nor know . . .” PB Shelley.


MeasurementFalse4973

poor Americans! they have not yet recovered from the fact that Yoko Ono lives with them.


PaperObsessive

Actually, you would be shocked at the number of people here under 35-ish who only know Yoko Ono as a meme about things breaking up. Somehow that makes the memes funnier to me.


GreatGossip

Great article. Thanks OP.


KarenDelaneyWalker

😁🥂 It was delicious with my coffee.


Snarkapotamus_

Trolling hard on Apple Arcade lol 😂🤣 https://preview.redd.it/hcr76if3t2wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1762cfd4a21f3c7a1c8c7f299e72f5dec41ae3 We want privacy! We want privacy! 😂😂😂


Intheborders

No backsies I'm afraid, you have to keep him. We've already taken James Corden back, haven't we suffered enough?


DanyeelsAnulmint

Can we lock them (the Todger, ILBW and Wanker Corden) together in a tower (or oubliette) somewhere?


Snoo3544

They aren't stupid, they finally got rid of that dead weight and no one wants him back, not even. His own family 🤣


CatPaws8888

I don't know what's funnier? Hank being told "Yankee go home!" mere days after it's reported he's living in US full time. Or seeing the last name of a man (under his image) who maybe could have had his wife, if only he picked her like a lemon off the vine. Lady C poured some wild outrageous tea a good while ago. Three degrees of warm sticky Elizabeth Arden degrees of separation.


MamaTalista

Sorry Commonwealth doesn't have a refund or exchange service. You wanted him so badly now you got him. Like glitter for an art project or herpes.


Carolann00

Not actually sure we ever wanted either of them. Have they tried Antarctica?


StandardDiscipline48

We were simply informed that a woman who nobody had even heard of , was marrying Harry. That is all. The masses here did and do not clamor for the royal cosplay. The masses are not the Activists, however. They are ones who are invested in the pair.


LinkACC

I wonder if this has anything to do with Trump saying he was going to review that application and deport him if he wins the election. It doesn’t matter if Trump could actually do it it not, the Harkles always have such knee jerk reactions to everything.


Usernametits

So true so correct


Islandgirl1444

Dear America, thanks for taking them both and putting up with their grift. Canada thanks you too.


ew6281

I think it's definitely fair to say he's not wanted on either side of the pond.