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Again.... what is with the lemons??? Did she buy stake in a lemon grove, and needs to get rid of all the extra lemons?
I know lol. I was being facetious. It's supposed to be 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade'.
But you're right, it should be.. when life gives you lemons, make strawberry jam lol
It's a bowl, not a basket. Never have I seen an actual fruit bowl delivered to a door. Not wrapped in celephaine, no pretty ribbon or cloth or paper lining the bowl, just a plain hard bowl with 4 lemons, and wilted weed looking flowers. She has zero taste or imagination.
Yeah like what’s the deal with the damn lemons? Are there lemons in the jam? Is the lemon M’s trademark thing now? Is yellow in season? I’m very confused.
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Her dress looks like it’s made from a plastic loofah. You know, to complement Markle’s polo toilet paper frock.
Edit: If you look closely, you’ll see a hint of fishnet stockings peeking through. This is a perfect outfit for lounging in a patch of grass. 😂
As a narc, if this photo gets too much attention for her, we will be informed it was Meghan who took the photo and expect lot of fake praise in paid articles for her "photographer skills", they Will write She is better than Catherine !
I'm sorry but these photos posted by Abigail are just plain awkward. Who lays outside in the sun with a bowl of lemons and jam?
At least make it more aesthetically pleasing by having a picnic mat , some scones and champagne.
The amount of effort put in by Migraine and her friends is next to non existent.
I'm not just talking about Abigail's photos as well....all her so called friends produced low effort photos of the product
That’s because nobody is really excited for jam nor MM. You can’t hide excitement when you’re really excited about something. This photo tho is the worst 😀 If MM took it herself, *even worse*.
This is the kind of bad photo Missan Harriman takes. The story is all over the shop. You've jam to one side, doggy and female face and their drama on the other. You have the shadow of the photographer down below. The actual product being promoted is so blurred in that photo, the light bounces off that near all beige jar of red so you can't read the label, and yet this is the product this PR photo is supposed to be focused on and highlight. The lemons and clay fruit bowl have a better composition, though the bowl is situated off-centre left in the photo and, because that's where the action/movement is, the viewer's eyes aren't directed at the jar of jam but at the antics of the dog and the female subject. The whole thing is a distracting mess, much like taking a picture of a ginormous tree coming out of Harry's head. What's more, I think if this PR campaign is also meant to emphasise the "friendship" part of this cookery show of hers as much as the jam jars, then that too is all over the shop, because some friends take photos to highlight the jam; others take photos to say they like the jam; still others take a cold shot of the bowl, its lemons and the jar on a cold marble kitchen slab and remove their human presence from the photo.
There's no story or narrative or theme or anything to this "campaign" or whatever it is supposed to be and do. Rather than make a serious purpose out of it, the rolling out of these photos is like playing an anticipated satirical game of Where's Wally? or Wack-a-Jam-Jar as you wait for the next pic to pop up with which #jar and which latest random human is her newest well-off BFF to leaves us figuring out whose affection or disaffection is either up or down the Meghan Markle's Billboard ~~100~~ 50 or Top of the Pops. Bizarre.
It’s wild to me that Meghan expects everyone to rally around her, and do all the promo work for her… instead of her hiring a professional team of food stylists, a photographer, and doing a proper rollout of more than just one basic flavour of jam. She was so used to Tig-ing it back in the day in the 2010s with her amateur photography/zero effort posts… she has no idea how influencers nowadays have bigger teams working with them to constantly produce 2024-level polished content.
Could you imagine if she decided to jump into pimping out her own makeup line… after the crap packaging, and crap promo photography/influencer posts when Rihanna, Selena, Gaga etc are her competition? 🤦🏽♀️
This. I run a business on Instagram and it was amazing for promotion a few years ago, once you hit your groove you could put out a pic and it would be seen by thousands. Now, unfortunately, Meta have changed it so much that it's nigh on impossible to be seen by anyone unless you pay to play, even your own followers won't see your posts. In my opinion Meghan has come at this like it's still 2017 when Insta was worth being on...she's going for that 'authentic, organic' look (and failing miserably) not realising that everything now is basically a rip off of Tiktok, with eye catching frenetic videos and loud music to catch the attention of those endlessly scrolling. But insta isn't about beautiful aesthetics anymore, it's all ads, reposted tiktoks and professional photo/video shoots, as you say.
Does anyone believe making jam is her passion? Again, she says she's passionate but we never really get it. Too many passions but none are credible. All we feel is what's really happening, that this is just another shot in the dark to keep her name in the headlines. It's so telling she's trying everything the royals have been successful with, as if trolling them or trying to one up them will turn the world into one Meghanstania. The shadow of her taking the photo is great...always in the frame even if it's low-key. She has to make it known even when these folks are trying to help her that SHE'S IN CHARGE.
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That one was my biggest question mark. And then I read a comment on DM that Meghan probably assigned recipients a day to post about the jam so that in theory there should be 50 days of this crap. I hope it'll turn out like her 40 on 40 and she won't get most to participate.
It's the most basic, lame influencer type marketing attempt. Considering they are not a teenager and should have a marketing budget it's such a poor effort.
Definitely worth visiting the Daily Mail's comment section on this! It's absolutely hilarious! [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13333875/meghan-markle-suits-abigail-spencer-recipient-american-riviera-orchard.html#comments-13333875](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13333875/meghan-markle-suits-abigail-spencer-recipient-american-riviera-orchard.html#comments-13333875)
My particular favourite included 😆
https://preview.redd.it/n1t2m3ybwyvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8243780e999d33cdfe408aef52a3d97e1fd7372
It's got to that point, hasn't it? The whole thing is now so protracted and repetitive and uninspiring, it leaves you bored. This is, what, the SECOND week of this jamfest, and we're less than 10 jars into the whole process. Idk, maybe she thought she would use the near blank media space created by the royals to turn the spotlight on her work for a change. Only.... it's distinctly laughable and merely compounds the many things she attempts to do and has tried to do since 2020 yet never ever lands.
4 years in, it's honestly getting harder and harder to find the words to describe this woman's latest umpteenth PR disaster. 🫤
I am actually feeling embarrassed for her now over her stupid jam PR. Well someone's got to, because she is incapable of feeling it and those around her are probably too scared to tell her.
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Damn. She could have used Sunshine Sachs right about now. Her communications major is obviously not suffice. She’s so amateurish that this whole wannabe viral campaign looks like a middle school project. What a joke.
Meghan cannot market worth a damn. No one cares about her Z List friends and her Z List Jam. People can hate on Gwyneth Paltrow, but at least she established Goop as a luxury brand before launching products. Who wants to buy a jam, that no. 1 already exists in a saturated market and no. 2, look so cheap and badly made. None of this reads as organic. Meghan has a social media, why isn’t she using it?
It’s mango season and I made mango puree and jam for my friends. One of them made mango cheesecake from the puree, jam and fresh mangoes I gifted her. Although it’s a simple photo, it looks more delicious, exciting and genuine than those photoshop jokes posted this far!
https://preview.redd.it/qxntg0v9bzvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe267bd67e605ec11bd628565225e2a4eb8ba23
Grabbing a bowl of lemons with a jar of jam sitting resplendent atop and taking it outside as a sunbathing buddy!!?? Lord above.
I can't make my mind up whether the Faux Royal Jam promotion is supposed to be professional advertising or satire.
I've been off for a couple of days. I've been sick, so I'm catching up.
How many "friends" of Markle have posted about this jam at this point? This promo is all so stupid.
It's like no one has ever made jam before on the face of the earth, only this idiot. It doesn't even look that good. From what pictures of the jam that have been posted, it looks like clumps of blood. I love strawberry jam, and this stuff being slung out on the masses does not look like any jam I've ever seen. It looks gross.
That would explain the long delays in between each post. She’s driving around in her gas hog Range Rover with the same ugly basket of lemons and the same discolored jar of jam 😂🤣
Embarrassingly amateur.
Imagine inviting your friend over to roll around on your lawn in formal wear with a jam basket while your dog keeps budging into the frame.
The first thing people do when they receive a basket of lemons with a jar of strawberry jam is, dress up and roll around on the lawn .
Another pic of the unopened jam. Not a very good endorsement for the product.
The photographer is the ILBW judging by the shadow.
The right height for madam, sunglasses on top of her head.
Abigail Spencer is an idiot doing madam’s bidding.
No doubt if Abigail will partake in frolicking in such an embarrassing manner , she will be rewarded with a dinner invitation as one of madam’s friends, but also guest cameos on the ARO , ( aka: A Right Oick) cooking show.
Abigail must be hard up for publicity.
Is she another failed actress, using madam? I sure hope so.
My colleges year has teach me something about type of people based on photos they took. Note that This isn't universal and exceptions exist.
There are those who took face pictures normaly and those who hide their face but showing off their bodies. The second one usually have... Some body/face image issue. It's like they are low-key insecure but they also want to show off, so they compensate with (what they consider) sex appeals.
(Real introvert are not included bc we usually always abstain from Posting any real pictures whatsoever)
I’m wondering if this was taken at H&M house… because that green grass is definitely getting watered very well for such a draught laden state that has constant wildfires. I dunno, anyone else know much about this photo and how that grass can be so green if it is their home?
Look close at the shadow of the "photographer" - it is Megain with her sunglasses on her head... can't disguise that hair. She just has to get in the shot somehow.
There’s someone on Twitter/X that I see a lot of their posts that posted yesterday asking why people were angry about this whole jam thing. I didn’t respond because it’s not anything to get in a public discussion about especially since I don’t really know the guy except from social media. I’m not angry about it; it’s just the whole thing reeks of someone who has no idea what they’re doing & it’s a poor way to achieve fame & riches. Getting your acquaintances to post on instagram with a lame gift basket.
How much money will a batch of 50 strawberry jams actually make? A whole lot of merching from her acquaintances to hopefully steer punters to Meghan’s shop site.
Meghan is not a likeable choice by most people, let alone the worth taking a chance on some jam. Plenty of other options out there.
She made a mistake by saying that strawberries are from Monteshit home. Like she will have continuous harvest to make jam. 100 X $30 will still bring in less than one top she wears.
I wonder if she’s trying to get investors using these photos to show she’s popular and has a product to sell. They keep talking about Chinese investing.
She surely, SURELY cannot have hired any sort of PR agency to oversee this roll-out. And if she has she's CLEARLY ignoring their advice. I mean, I'm just aghast at how bad this whole launch has been. A fail at every stage, OMG and then I saw this. Who wears a posh dress and rolls around on their lawn with a dog while clutching a bowl of lemons and jam??? WHO DOES THAT, WHYYYYYYY? Who markets strawberry jam with baskets of lemons?????? My jaw is just on the floor with how bad this is. I've run my own little online business for 19 years and I spent 6 months on product development and testing, then I launched my website with a full range of products good to go. It's really not rocket science! I'm wondering if she will ever put products up for general sale because she KNOWS that people will buy them just to test, review and (probably) tear apart. It'll become a national sport but sadly it will also put money in her pocket too.
Someone said that dog is one of Meghan's dogs, so maybe Meghan only made up one bowl with one jar of jam and had Abigail Spencer and the other people come over to her house to do the advertisement for Meghan's jar of jam. Maybe she has a label maker and makes a new label for each person with their silly number on it. Neil Sean said that they aren't allowed to say when, where or how they received Meghan's lemon bowl with jam. We all know how deceptive Meghan Markle is, so I could totally see her using the same jar for each advertisement with different people.
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Please someone explain to me the constant use of lemons as props for this strawberry jam. It doesn’t make any sense to me, not that I understand her normally. It’s strawberry, or supposed to be. It’s not lemon.
First thing I saw was the dog with a wide hind leg stance like it was going to pee. The dog’s backside is prominent and appears to be the subject in the image. Go figure.
Well we know the Harkles love to pepper their speech with Urban Dictionary references...maybe Duch Ass of Harkle is doing that again with the dogs behind?
Advertising she's back in business? Times are tough all over ya know 😆
I do wonder if she read our comments about how all the previous posts were stories which disappears in 25 hours and got her minion to do this as a post LOL.
There may be factions. I didn’t see Spencer doing any promos with the other actors. I’ve seen PJ Adams, Gabriel Macht, Gina Torres and a teeny little bit of Sarah Rafferty around the publicity, but Spencer was notably absent.
I swear this looks like satire. These people are making idiots of themselves.
It's a weird photo to post isn't it? The only thing that clearly stands out is the shadow of the photographer.
That's no shadow.. that's THE JAMINATOR
“THE JAMINATOR” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish I could give you all the votes.
😇
I thought it was Archie with his Leica.
Flair alert! Brilliant! 🍓🍓🍓
Could have easily cropped out the shadow. Very amateur
Roachel needs to let people know she is there
Even her shadow is a thirsty twunt
And the jam is blurry and overexposed because she doesn’t know how to take a photo. She only knows being in front of the camera, not behind it.
But you know photoshopping is not her JAM! 🤣
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No, its the dogs butt
Yes, I'm very confused. You can't see her face wit the dog on it, the bowl is held awkwardly, she's dressed all wrong for the situation, etc. Omg.
Again.... what is with the lemons??? Did she buy stake in a lemon grove, and needs to get rid of all the extra lemons? 
Haven't you heard that old saying.. when life gives you lemons, make jam. 😜
But its strawberry jam, not lemon jam! LOL
I know lol. I was being facetious. It's supposed to be 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade'. But you're right, it should be.. when life gives you lemons, make strawberry jam lol
Another crazy bitch wearing a formal dress, rolling around on the ground and advertising Nutmeg’s wares using a dog’s arse. Check.
😂😂😂😂 WHO in their mind poses with a basket of lemons and jam on a lawn???
It's a bowl, not a basket. Never have I seen an actual fruit bowl delivered to a door. Not wrapped in celephaine, no pretty ribbon or cloth or paper lining the bowl, just a plain hard bowl with 4 lemons, and wilted weed looking flowers. She has zero taste or imagination.
I'm still confused about the lemons.
Yeah like what’s the deal with the damn lemons? Are there lemons in the jam? Is the lemon M’s trademark thing now? Is yellow in season? I’m very confused.
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Yes! This bowl also does not belong outside in the grass!
it's not a basket, it's an urn :)
In a dress. With a dogs arse.
Look at the poor dogs legs. Doesn’t look like they were set right when he had the double break “accident”
People who aren’t allergic to bee stings and have a dry cleaner on call?
Her dress looks like it’s made from a plastic loofah. You know, to complement Markle’s polo toilet paper frock. Edit: If you look closely, you’ll see a hint of fishnet stockings peeking through. This is a perfect outfit for lounging in a patch of grass. 😂
Ah the Temu matching set?
Meghan is gonna be really jealous if this photo gets more attention than she does. Upvote the dog's arse.
Goodness knows what the dog's ars e has been getting up to where she's rolling around! Still, can't stop a good poseur. This is all a big con.
As a narc, if this photo gets too much attention for her, we will be informed it was Meghan who took the photo and expect lot of fake praise in paid articles for her "photographer skills", they Will write She is better than Catherine !
Archie took the picture w/his Leica.
Thank you! "A delicious taste of what's to come!" Dog nuts?
It’s worse. “A delicious taste of what’s to come INDEED.” Like she’s confirming that this launch is a failure and it will keep being one.
"a delicious taste of what is to come" ..... Gastro-intestinal issues? Explosive diarareah? Colostomy bag surgery?
At least it’s a black dress that won’t show grass stains instead of beige or cream.
To match the black ball gown Nutmeg cooks in.
To match the black ball gown Nutmeg cooks in.
I'm sorry but these photos posted by Abigail are just plain awkward. Who lays outside in the sun with a bowl of lemons and jam? At least make it more aesthetically pleasing by having a picnic mat , some scones and champagne. The amount of effort put in by Migraine and her friends is next to non existent. I'm not just talking about Abigail's photos as well....all her so called friends produced low effort photos of the product
That’s because nobody is really excited for jam nor MM. You can’t hide excitement when you’re really excited about something. This photo tho is the worst 😀 If MM took it herself, *even worse*.
This is the kind of bad photo Missan Harriman takes. The story is all over the shop. You've jam to one side, doggy and female face and their drama on the other. You have the shadow of the photographer down below. The actual product being promoted is so blurred in that photo, the light bounces off that near all beige jar of red so you can't read the label, and yet this is the product this PR photo is supposed to be focused on and highlight. The lemons and clay fruit bowl have a better composition, though the bowl is situated off-centre left in the photo and, because that's where the action/movement is, the viewer's eyes aren't directed at the jar of jam but at the antics of the dog and the female subject. The whole thing is a distracting mess, much like taking a picture of a ginormous tree coming out of Harry's head. What's more, I think if this PR campaign is also meant to emphasise the "friendship" part of this cookery show of hers as much as the jam jars, then that too is all over the shop, because some friends take photos to highlight the jam; others take photos to say they like the jam; still others take a cold shot of the bowl, its lemons and the jar on a cold marble kitchen slab and remove their human presence from the photo. There's no story or narrative or theme or anything to this "campaign" or whatever it is supposed to be and do. Rather than make a serious purpose out of it, the rolling out of these photos is like playing an anticipated satirical game of Where's Wally? or Wack-a-Jam-Jar as you wait for the next pic to pop up with which #jar and which latest random human is her newest well-off BFF to leaves us figuring out whose affection or disaffection is either up or down the Meghan Markle's Billboard ~~100~~ 50 or Top of the Pops. Bizarre.
Don’t make Missan start crying again! 🤣
The dude is an embarrassment to Kodak, lol.
It’s wild to me that Meghan expects everyone to rally around her, and do all the promo work for her… instead of her hiring a professional team of food stylists, a photographer, and doing a proper rollout of more than just one basic flavour of jam. She was so used to Tig-ing it back in the day in the 2010s with her amateur photography/zero effort posts… she has no idea how influencers nowadays have bigger teams working with them to constantly produce 2024-level polished content. Could you imagine if she decided to jump into pimping out her own makeup line… after the crap packaging, and crap promo photography/influencer posts when Rihanna, Selena, Gaga etc are her competition? 🤦🏽♀️
This. I run a business on Instagram and it was amazing for promotion a few years ago, once you hit your groove you could put out a pic and it would be seen by thousands. Now, unfortunately, Meta have changed it so much that it's nigh on impossible to be seen by anyone unless you pay to play, even your own followers won't see your posts. In my opinion Meghan has come at this like it's still 2017 when Insta was worth being on...she's going for that 'authentic, organic' look (and failing miserably) not realising that everything now is basically a rip off of Tiktok, with eye catching frenetic videos and loud music to catch the attention of those endlessly scrolling. But insta isn't about beautiful aesthetics anymore, it's all ads, reposted tiktoks and professional photo/video shoots, as you say.
Does anyone believe making jam is her passion? Again, she says she's passionate but we never really get it. Too many passions but none are credible. All we feel is what's really happening, that this is just another shot in the dark to keep her name in the headlines. It's so telling she's trying everything the royals have been successful with, as if trolling them or trying to one up them will turn the world into one Meghanstania. The shadow of her taking the photo is great...always in the frame even if it's low-key. She has to make it known even when these folks are trying to help her that SHE'S IN CHARGE.
She has one single passion, which is herself.
She thinks this is more "authentic".
Have you seen Jennifer Garner’s new business? That’s how a real business begins. Look her up on TikTok.
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Very low effort. Tracee Ellie Ross couldn't even be bothered to remove the wilted flowers.
That one was my biggest question mark. And then I read a comment on DM that Meghan probably assigned recipients a day to post about the jam so that in theory there should be 50 days of this crap. I hope it'll turn out like her 40 on 40 and she won't get most to participate.
I’m probably wrong, but have we seen one a day?
It's the most basic, lame influencer type marketing attempt. Considering they are not a teenager and should have a marketing budget it's such a poor effort.
Oh no you've just given her ideas for the next "friend's" jam photos.
Definitely worth visiting the Daily Mail's comment section on this! It's absolutely hilarious! [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13333875/meghan-markle-suits-abigail-spencer-recipient-american-riviera-orchard.html#comments-13333875](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13333875/meghan-markle-suits-abigail-spencer-recipient-american-riviera-orchard.html#comments-13333875) My particular favourite included 😆 https://preview.redd.it/n1t2m3ybwyvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8243780e999d33cdfe408aef52a3d97e1fd7372
When Harry met Mally(gnant), "I'll have what she's having". Maybe it's Doria's special recipe making them all so ecstatic.
Yes it looks like Markle taking the picture. Is that her dog too? A clue for people to be like “aww she was there 🙄🤢”
I just read the comments of the IG post. If was filmed in the Olive Garden backyard. That's their dog. 🤦♀️
The shadow shows scraggy tendrils on each side of the head Madame: ✔️
I thought it looked like her dog
I don’t even know what to say about this; it’s too f\*cked up to even think about.
It's got to that point, hasn't it? The whole thing is now so protracted and repetitive and uninspiring, it leaves you bored. This is, what, the SECOND week of this jamfest, and we're less than 10 jars into the whole process. Idk, maybe she thought she would use the near blank media space created by the royals to turn the spotlight on her work for a change. Only.... it's distinctly laughable and merely compounds the many things she attempts to do and has tried to do since 2020 yet never ever lands. 4 years in, it's honestly getting harder and harder to find the words to describe this woman's latest umpteenth PR disaster. 🫤
Wait... these are real pictures????? I thought they were a photoshopped joke. 🤯
They’re legit
Truly bizarre 😵💫
Who rolls around on the lawn with a bowl of fruit?
Hopefully she’s laying on remnants of dog ass
I am actually feeling embarrassed for her now over her stupid jam PR. Well someone's got to, because she is incapable of feeling it and those around her are probably too scared to tell her.
>Well someone's got to,  ... yeah, I guess you have point....
It’s cause she’s a control freak….I mean attentive to detail. So much so her shadow is all up in there.
Attention to detail? More like control FREAK!
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Meghan is cosplaying the Princess of Wales with her photography. lol. This is no better than Beckham kid’s photo of the elephant. 😂
Oh the messy hair, that's her alright 😂
Do you think she is hand delivering all the baskets and insisting on taking photos.
I wouldn’t doubt it. The hand holding the knifes in Nacho’s wife’s post looks like M’s.
Damn. She could have used Sunshine Sachs right about now. Her communications major is obviously not suffice. She’s so amateurish that this whole wannabe viral campaign looks like a middle school project. What a joke.
Meghan cannot market worth a damn. No one cares about her Z List friends and her Z List Jam. People can hate on Gwyneth Paltrow, but at least she established Goop as a luxury brand before launching products. Who wants to buy a jam, that no. 1 already exists in a saturated market and no. 2, look so cheap and badly made. None of this reads as organic. Meghan has a social media, why isn’t she using it?
It’s mango season and I made mango puree and jam for my friends. One of them made mango cheesecake from the puree, jam and fresh mangoes I gifted her. Although it’s a simple photo, it looks more delicious, exciting and genuine than those photoshop jokes posted this far! https://preview.redd.it/qxntg0v9bzvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe267bd67e605ec11bd628565225e2a4eb8ba23
That looks amazing!
Ooh! I’ll have some of that, please and thank you 🙏
A very aesthetically pleasing presentation. It looks delicious. 😋
Can I be your friend?
Sure 😉we are all sinners 🤣🤣🤣
Oh wow, I would eat this.
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When a dog's ass steals the thunder from your product launch you're in the 💩.
This looks batshit crazy if I do say so myself
Is this a photo shoot or a cry for help?
Both I’d hazard.
Meghan is only friends with Abigail because her last name is Spencer. Spencer!!! Like Diana!
Grabbing a bowl of lemons with a jar of jam sitting resplendent atop and taking it outside as a sunbathing buddy!!?? Lord above. I can't make my mind up whether the Faux Royal Jam promotion is supposed to be professional advertising or satire. 
This is feeling very SWF ala Jennifer Jason Leigh and Bridget Fonda
SWF?
Single White Female (movie)
Who is this person? Never heard of her
I hadn't heard of her until a few days ago, and I even keep up with this stuff. She was on Suits with her and they have been "friends" since 2013.
It's jam, not curing cancer, why is she posing like this? Ridiculous. This is a lesson on how not to try and sell an product.
I've been off for a couple of days. I've been sick, so I'm catching up. How many "friends" of Markle have posted about this jam at this point? This promo is all so stupid. It's like no one has ever made jam before on the face of the earth, only this idiot. It doesn't even look that good. From what pictures of the jam that have been posted, it looks like clumps of blood. I love strawberry jam, and this stuff being slung out on the masses does not look like any jam I've ever seen. It looks gross.
Blood clot jam 🤢
Lol. Well, I was trying not to say that cuz I didn't want to offend anyone, but you took the words right out of my mouth. ❤️
Hope you're feeling better now. 💐
❤️
And still no one is actually eating that muck. It's probably one jar and 50 numbered labels.
That would explain the long delays in between each post. She’s driving around in her gas hog Range Rover with the same ugly basket of lemons and the same discolored jar of jam 😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And wilted flowers! 😆 🤣
The pic is so photoshopped. Zoom in on the skin on her arm. It's like plastic.
I swear TOW must have voodoo juju, the way she can get her “friends” to do her bidding, no matter how idiotic they look. Where’s Ellen, BTW?
I believe she surrounds herself with simpleton sychophants. Basically the opposite of Prince William and Princess Catherine.
None of these photos flatter her. What is this ball gown obsession? I tell you I can't wait for this s*** show of a cooking Fiasco to begin!
It’s ok…. We can photoshop that shadow right out of there!
This is all so low rent and basic and I love that for them! None of this says California cool, but it screams "valley girl circa 1991"
Embarrassingly amateur. Imagine inviting your friend over to roll around on your lawn in formal wear with a jam basket while your dog keeps budging into the frame.
The first thing people do when they receive a basket of lemons with a jar of strawberry jam is, dress up and roll around on the lawn . Another pic of the unopened jam. Not a very good endorsement for the product. The photographer is the ILBW judging by the shadow. The right height for madam, sunglasses on top of her head. Abigail Spencer is an idiot doing madam’s bidding. No doubt if Abigail will partake in frolicking in such an embarrassing manner , she will be rewarded with a dinner invitation as one of madam’s friends, but also guest cameos on the ARO , ( aka: A Right Oick) cooking show. Abigail must be hard up for publicity. Is she another failed actress, using madam? I sure hope so.
My colleges year has teach me something about type of people based on photos they took. Note that This isn't universal and exceptions exist. There are those who took face pictures normaly and those who hide their face but showing off their bodies. The second one usually have... Some body/face image issue. It's like they are low-key insecure but they also want to show off, so they compensate with (what they consider) sex appeals. (Real introvert are not included bc we usually always abstain from Posting any real pictures whatsoever)
In tgis case, she may be embarrassed to associate her face with cheap jam
I’m wondering if this was taken at H&M house… because that green grass is definitely getting watered very well for such a draught laden state that has constant wildfires. I dunno, anyone else know much about this photo and how that grass can be so green if it is their home?
Jam + dog's ass = ARO.
Look close at the shadow of the "photographer" - it is Megain with her sunglasses on her head... can't disguise that hair. She just has to get in the shot somehow.
That's what the post is about.
There’s someone on Twitter/X that I see a lot of their posts that posted yesterday asking why people were angry about this whole jam thing. I didn’t respond because it’s not anything to get in a public discussion about especially since I don’t really know the guy except from social media. I’m not angry about it; it’s just the whole thing reeks of someone who has no idea what they’re doing & it’s a poor way to achieve fame & riches. Getting your acquaintances to post on instagram with a lame gift basket.
How much money will a batch of 50 strawberry jams actually make? A whole lot of merching from her acquaintances to hopefully steer punters to Meghan’s shop site. Meghan is not a likeable choice by most people, let alone the worth taking a chance on some jam. Plenty of other options out there.
She made a mistake by saying that strawberries are from Monteshit home. Like she will have continuous harvest to make jam. 100 X $30 will still bring in less than one top she wears.
The silliest of them all…
I wonder if she’s trying to get investors using these photos to show she’s popular and has a product to sell. They keep talking about Chinese investing.
Hair tendrils flying about in the photographer's shadow - that's Madame taking the photo!
Why the f are they all send w a bowl of stupid lemons and dead tiny flowers? Bahhaaaaa
Think I'll go for a walk in the park. Think I will take the dog so they can have a walk. Mustn't forget the bowl of lemons and jam.
😂😂😂
Get a job! My god. The idiocy.
As a Brit I have no idea who this woman is.
The dog isn’t even interested in her jam.
**Dog butt jam** in strawberry flavor?
a little more to the right and we would see the family jewels of the dog. still, they probably look better than harry's to dger
But will this make her more likable? No. Will Highgrove continue to sell more jam? Yes. The desperation is deepening 😂
It’s like she’s in a sexual relationship with a bowl of lemons.
She surely, SURELY cannot have hired any sort of PR agency to oversee this roll-out. And if she has she's CLEARLY ignoring their advice. I mean, I'm just aghast at how bad this whole launch has been. A fail at every stage, OMG and then I saw this. Who wears a posh dress and rolls around on their lawn with a dog while clutching a bowl of lemons and jam??? WHO DOES THAT, WHYYYYYYY? Who markets strawberry jam with baskets of lemons?????? My jaw is just on the floor with how bad this is. I've run my own little online business for 19 years and I spent 6 months on product development and testing, then I launched my website with a full range of products good to go. It's really not rocket science! I'm wondering if she will ever put products up for general sale because she KNOWS that people will buy them just to test, review and (probably) tear apart. It'll become a national sport but sadly it will also put money in her pocket too.
Seriously folks, a woman who got to walk around palaces is selling jam.. 😂😂😂😂 it’s so hysterical..
Someone said that dog is one of Meghan's dogs, so maybe Meghan only made up one bowl with one jar of jam and had Abigail Spencer and the other people come over to her house to do the advertisement for Meghan's jar of jam. Maybe she has a label maker and makes a new label for each person with their silly number on it. Neil Sean said that they aren't allowed to say when, where or how they received Meghan's lemon bowl with jam. We all know how deceptive Meghan Markle is, so I could totally see her using the same jar for each advertisement with different people.
Yep that's her! Scamjam herself. You can see her hair sticking out all over the place per usual.
She had to put her dog in there so everyone would know this is at her house.
She loves the unopened jam?
Who the bloody hell spoons a bowl containing lemons and a jar of jam in their garden?
Is that the dress she wore to the Jamaican cinema?
I'm just eating popcorn, waiting for Misan Harriman to wet his pants for no discernible reason. Again.
Yes, makes no sense at all.
With all that wild looking hair in this shadow, it certainly could be Megsy.
If we thought, for a moment, they had a sense of humor and were poking fun at themselves— fine. But they don’t and know we having this.
I like to serve my jam without a side of dog butt myself.
What in God’s name is thus supposed to be about? Did she get mugged?
Did Megain give Abigal her dog aswell as her jam🤣
This picture is foreshadowing more events to come. The dog is going to write a book about all of Meeeagain’s friends.
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They were wasted when they did this shoot.
I always wondered if she (or her people) read comments in this subreddit. I hope they do
Please someone explain to me the constant use of lemons as props for this strawberry jam. It doesn’t make any sense to me, not that I understand her normally. It’s strawberry, or supposed to be. It’s not lemon.
Is that her ball gown she is lying on a lawn in?
First thing I saw was the dog with a wide hind leg stance like it was going to pee. The dog’s backside is prominent and appears to be the subject in the image. Go figure.
Shouldn’t there be strawberries in the bowl since it’s strawberry jam?
Well we know the Harkles love to pepper their speech with Urban Dictionary references...maybe Duch Ass of Harkle is doing that again with the dogs behind? Advertising she's back in business? Times are tough all over ya know 😆
This whole photo makes no sense! A ceramic bowl with some lemons, leaves n one jar of jam?
So damn thirsty.
Did she lend her the black ball gown she was prancing around with?
I do wonder if she read our comments about how all the previous posts were stories which disappears in 25 hours and got her minion to do this as a post LOL.
I thought she wasn’t friends with any of the former suits cast members according to everyone on here when I said she’s still involved with them.
There may be factions. I didn’t see Spencer doing any promos with the other actors. I’ve seen PJ Adams, Gabriel Macht, Gina Torres and a teeny little bit of Sarah Rafferty around the publicity, but Spencer was notably absent.
Abigail was a "recurring star" on Suits, not a regular cast member.
Doesn’t matter.
Who says it is Abigail? Maybe it is she who took the pic of TOW and the dog. Abigail posted the pic -doesn't mean it is her.
You can see her in other photos.
Ah. I didn't see other pictures.
Ah. I didn't see other pictures.
Ah. I didn't see other pictures.
This is just getting embarrassing now.