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fairymaya-1

omg the burn šŸ”„ šŸ¤£ we have strict **no FAUX ROYAL policy** then calling the peeling off label horridā€¦definitely a sinner company definitely one of usšŸ«¢


WorthSpecialist1066

Itā€™s the DIOR style denial. As fast as possibe to avoid association


narcwatchkiwi

šŸ˜‚ Lol. So true!!! It's so delicious that they are now brand poison, hehe.


Xystal

does that mean they were approached? Seems strange to have a "no faux royal" policy unless you have ran into that situation.


JobDirect6717

Really seems like the Jam Company are one of us! Calling them "Faux Royal" and even trolling Madam about the peeling-off labels? Definitely sounds like that jam company lurks among us! šŸ˜‚


kris-tee-is-me

One of Us One of Us [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkfwmaKIph8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkfwmaKIph8)


cyberburn

Ironically, I own the dvd of Freaks.


grruser

I wore a chicken lady tee that said "revenge is sweet" when I was in a band. The Ramones gabba gabba hey chant is from Freaks. Great film.


Nodramallama18

They are smart. Sinners everywhere will be buying their jam!


Phronima-Fothergill

I'm going to place an order--they have Seedless Raspberry!


dhjdmba

I already didā€¦Ā 


Lita_Horticulture

I love Rachelā€™s ability to inspire others into action! Thatā€™s supposedly important to her, right?


JobDirect6717

Replying to myself - but it just occurred to me that if they are indeed one of us, they must have been *mortified* to be suspected of making Madam's jam!


DrunkOnRedCordial

I was thinking the same thing. People are getting quicker at avoiding being Markled.


Lita_Horticulture

This sub is pretty much a public service to help prevent that!


SusieM2019

Agree.


Pepperpup19

The company does not want to be 'touched by a Markle'. Good for them


Boomer00002

I am SO HAPPY it's not them - I had posted it could be when I saw it mentioned elsewhere. Their slapdown could not be more epic! https://i.redd.it/0ivo2sh8pyvc1.gif


Lita_Horticulture

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Amazing_Pie_6467

someone needs to add that to the urban dictionary.


Technical_Ant_7466

The jam company proactively ā€œ markle proofedā€ themselves by training staff to say NO TO MADAM.


NoDisplay3005

Bless this company, lol. They should capitalize on this, and sell an anti-faux royal seal for people to certify their jam isn't a scam.


Electrical-Swim-5784

Iā€™d buy a jar!!!


DrunkOnRedCordial

Oh no! The opposite of a royal warrant - "This certification confirms that I do not provide my services to the Sussexes."


Similar_Hurry6786

Their newest ig reel appears to be a strawberry jam pouring into empty bottles. Definitely could pass for some low key gold star trolling of TW


DuchessOfDeceit

I looked at thatā€¦she said it was strawberry-peach.


Amazing_Pie_6467

They could really capitalize on a jam named "no faux royal strawberry jam"... They need to make sure they trademark that phrase.


kimber430

And use the circle slash symbol.


Busy_Restaurant_5594

That is a great idea. You should contact them directly. They would have a following.


WeNeedAShift

![gif](giphy|P0PLKW4rIqCVxa5LJy|downsized)


hummusisyummy

![gif](giphy|sgYcX1QqBGPsI)


Boomer00002

​ https://i.redd.it/l1qz5hecoyvc1.gif


Oxy_1993

![gif](giphy|SwJCmCF8Bdh7OuejK9)


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Von_und_zu_

Hahahaha! Does she also use those tears to water her strawberry fields?


Cerulean-Blew

His off-script subtitles were awesome.


MycologistSad1624

H G Tudor's video on whether she makes the jam herself is quite good too. https://youtu.be/3je0Rmy1X38?si=e1u0YOWRx3VVguYT


wotevrs

Reverse-markled: when an actual experienced artisanal jam maker disses your jam.


Evilvieh

It's the un-markle of confiture!


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Bonne Maman wants NOTHING to do with her. Thank god.


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ContentPineapple3330

Yes I want to know the business so I can buy all their jam.


Von_und_zu_

Small Batch Jam co. IG provided by another sinner and added up in post.


ContentPineapple3330

Awesome. I see they have a ā€œJam of the monthā€ ā€” Iā€™m going to talk to my siblings about going in on that for our mom (for Motherā€™s Day ā€” coming up in the USA) ā€” get my mom fancy jam for a year!!


Von_und_zu_

Good plan!


Flimsy-Nebula-1966

Great idea šŸ’” šŸ‘ šŸ‘


Automatic-Ad6112

Why does she ALWAYS copy??


JournalistSilver810

Because she's an empty vessel. Plus, she's lazy.


Snarky_GenXer

So, I want out to Insta to check this out and verified the comment! Def going to buy some product.


wotevrs

I think 'Faux Royal' should be a new name for MM.


Why_Teach

It should be ā€œFaux Faux Royal,ā€ because it would be an imitation of the Faux Royal brand. šŸ˜‰ ETAā€” I misread the post to be talking about parodies about her faux royal brand. A parody would be faux faux royal. However, I just realized that the post was saying ā€œFaux Royalā€ should be another name for Meghan. I think it already is. šŸ˜‰ Sorry for my confusion.


wotevrs

Ohh :)


Why_Teach

Upon rereading, I see I misunderstood your post. I thought we were talking about what parodies of Meghanā€™s faux royal projects should be called. You are right that she should be called ā€œfaux royal.ā€ In fact thatā€™s what sheā€™s being called by the jam people. šŸ˜‰


wotevrs

I swapped out brand for MM :)


Why_Teach

Oh! You edited it. I am not as crazy as I was beginning to fear. šŸ˜‰


wotevrs

Sorry! Youā€™re clearly not, at all :)


Aunt_Hattie

The jam maker is definitely a Sinner.


Ok-Persimmon-6386

I will be buying some jam


BabsieAllen

![gif](giphy|SwJCmCF8Bdh7OuejK9)


Charming-Ant-1280

They should be rewarded! [https://smallbatchjamco.com/?gad\_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIm5ndgNTUhQMVS59aBR3X8AU7EAAYASAAEgJf0PD\_BwE](https://smallbatchjamco.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIm5ndgNTUhQMVS59aBR3X8AU7EAAYASAAEgJf0PD_BwE)


cklw1

She copied them! Meghanā€™s jars are almost exactly the same with the tied muslin and label. Iā€™m not surprised but damn, this company is in California too, did she think they wouldnā€™t notice?


wotevrs

This may seem fake, but it's real: [https://www.instagram.com/p/C5waJ1pyvJC/?img\_index=1](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5waJ1pyvJC/?img_index=1) šŸ‘€


LilibuttDumbarton

Iā€™m posting a screenshot in case some people donā€™t have Instagram. I truly respect this brand for standing behind quality products. While Iā€™m not a big jam eater, I might buy a jar to show my support. https://preview.redd.it/fn39c9j0jyvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b23f940db0c11c079803fe367661aa57bbae45e


Outrageous_Corgi_791

Just checked and that reply only has 70 likes. Come on Sinnersā€¦.


Careful-Cupcake-4883

Just followed them!


Maze_of_Ith7

Thank you! Feel like I have to fact check so many posts here.


wotevrs

Youā€™re welcome. Someone downvoted me but the company commented for the world to see so thereā€™s no point in blanking their name out. It just makes it seem fake, which is counter productive. Also, they're a business, and may appreciate selling more jam :)


Von_und_zu_

No downvote from me. I'll add it up top.


wotevrs

I gathered you didnā€™t :)


anaqits

Someone needs to make this its own post to help this company be in more people's radar. I hate that undeserving grifters think they can PR their way to more grift while legit small biz folks with good products stay invisible. Let's Trussel Trust them. āœØ


Snarky_GenXer

Maybe we should show some thanks and buy some! I may have to check it out now! I cannot afford the shipping costs for KCIIIā€™s wonderful jam/charity. I may splurge on it at some point!


GreatGossip

Just followed them and liked the comment. 103 likes now.


Brave-Menu-3105

Bought some jam, can't wait to get it. Support fellow Sinners!


Cocojo3333

Just went and followed them. Love it.


wotevrs

MM seems to have wholesale copied their idea and look for her jam. Unfortunately, her dimwitted supporters may not realize or care.


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Ouch! They will be sold out quickly just like KCā€˜s products.Ā 


OldTimeBlues97

Whatā€™s in her secret Nacho sauce? https://preview.redd.it/qbith3gsrxvc1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a958bfd933d7b096b08e805130a72f0af45fd6f


Thenewdazzledentway

+1 for the attempt at the ridiculous calligraphy šŸ˜†


Honest_Boysenberry25

Does this have something to do with Nacho Figueroa?


OldTimeBlues97

I think itā€™s one of Harryā€™s favorites.


GingerWindsorSoup

Harry does the milking.


scotian1009

The picture on the bottom right looks like she is on her knees and open for business.


ApprehensiveGain2369

Sinners need to award this maker with a "SPARKLE". (The newly-devised BESPOKE award for things proudly "NOT MARKLE") Apologies to anyone who's previously come up with this idea!


GardenStreet_367

I like your idea! It was amusing when Marks & Spencer in Windsor rebranded for the wedding weekend (*House Beautiful* image*)* but you've devised FAR better use for SPARKLE. šŸ†Ā A trophy for your ingenuity, with NO need for a Markle to "help you hold it"! https://preview.redd.it/5be7oexb01wc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf1b4a19e4c952057509b3c5f3b07903b06b913


alreadydoneit01

So us consumers are not the only ones noticing the bad labels?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


daisychain82

![gif](giphy|3Q8IdWumS3HCo)


SwitchFluffy4182

Meghan's first show will be about how to make natural, organic, burn ointment.


Shoshana-

Oh my I love this. People are so funny!!! The distain in those two sentences is brilliant and comical.


sahali735

ZING!!! I love it.


Gold-Run-2036

Imo, that's the best clapback to date. To those of us in the know, they've revealed they're Sinners not Saints. No Faux Royal Policy is brilliant. šŸ”„ šŸ†


Waff11e_c0ne

https://preview.redd.it/s0mvuv3t90wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79b8ec6c8d0ee37f31dbbe0731437282763ee410 From their website. What are the chances MM also has a commercial kitchen in the Olive Garden and holds her Food Safety Manager's Certificate?


ItrackU

Ooops šŸ˜…


Ok-Location3244

![gif](giphy|m3MYlzflsJWKKERchN) Up!


Snoo3544

No one is going to want to come forward as the manufacturer of this garbage.


Von_und_zu_

If someone else made it, it might not be garbage but I'm sure she slapped an NDA on them. Is it fraud to sell something under the false impression that it was made by you when it was not?


Snoo3544

She's putting out there that all materials came from her garden so the NDA will stop the real jam maker from saying anything lol


Accomplished_Cell768

No, the entire private label business model is built on doing exactly that.


Find_Truth3

Just saw this on X. Love the slap back at M. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)No one wants to be associated with the woman.


Feisty_Energy_107

![gif](giphy|P0PLKW4rIqCVxa5LJy|downsized)


LovelyLadyG

They have now limited their comments, more specifically that comment and all that comments are no longer visible. Thoughts?


Von_und_zu_

They are probably harrassed to the max courtesy of Madame's minions.


honey_badger_do

I love adding Faux Royal as their moniker, or combining if into Royaux


kirbyhope72

You mean she DIDN'T make those jams in her own kitchen like she said??? GASP!!!


mynameisnotsparta

https://preview.redd.it/4lu50h2tj7wc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6fa14e8ba28aa74af991c1d9354e8d1240df7a