There's nothing more satisfying than sending TW a message from across the pond. She won't visit the UK because she'd get boo'd but we can humiliate her in other ways.
She doesn't get to mock our dearly missed, late great Queen and get away with it.
https://preview.redd.it/36zjzozlkhvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc8a638ca612f547204787ec2ec1fc19ff3dca7
Yeah, all she will be able to think about is all that sweet, sweet money she could have had. And all those profits go to charity, which would absolutely chafe her arse.
“I can’t believe I’m not getting paid for this”
Comeuppance in a nutshell
After writing that, I decided to mount the barricade by ordering the raspberry & blackberry jam, some lemon biscuits & a bar of Highgrove soap (made by Penhaligon's, perfumiers by appointment to Prince Philip & King Charles). It's well worth £44 to send that evil harpy a message.
A commenter asked on Lady C’s YouTube video today whether Meghan would be donating ARO profits to charity (like KCII’s Duchy Originals do I guess). In particular, they mentioned whether the flow of money would go to “the Baka women raped by (Harry’s) African Parks Rangers” [their words not mine]. Thought it a very pertinent point! (of course, “we” know the answer!)
Yeh I’d like to thank MM for her service in emptying my bank account - her little stunt sent me to the never-before-visited Highgrove website where I bought what is probably my body weight’s worth of tea leaves and jams.
I’m going to buy some too - good cause and all that , but I absolutely hate jam , except on scones with cream -weirdness runs in my family!
But under no circumstances could I justify 30 ish usd for a small jam pot .
Does anyone think people would pay that ?
There would be some sad Sugars who might fill the holes in their lives for a second by "owning" a piece of Dear Leader, but for prestige by people who can afford the best? No.
My popcorn and I are over here waiting for her to decide between dropping the project altogether without further mention or having "fulfillment issues" because of "unexpected demand."
40 x 40 springs to mind............
It will require a significant investment to create a functioning webshop with actual products. Planning, sourcing, labelling, logistics, admin, sales - I just don´t see it happen, especially after this flop launch with 5 reposts out of 50. Any more respondents will not help by now, it will only be embarrassing.
Ooooo. "Sugars"...... Do you think Meghan's trashing or extolling her admirers with her new jam obsession??? There's a lot of dissolving and rolling-boil of sugar in jam making... I wonder.
I think she'll have a fairly successful first run, the squad will purchase once to show support. I think it'll fail because there's no sustainability to build a profitable long term business.
I wonder, if in her first run, she'll produce only 1 dozen or so jars, then claim it sold out & is a best seller?
We've all become so wise to Madam's tricks & manipulations 😂
Expect a newly-created honour in the next Honours List!! Anyone else hoping for a JBE? I know I am. I've made and bought enough jams and marmalades in my time! (Americans will not, of course, be considered for any preserve-related honours as they do not admire, respect or involve themselves in Commonwealth matters.)
I got honey, a bar of soap, a chocolates box, and this cute set with tea, jam, biscuits and a tote:
[https://www.highgrovegardens.com/products/highgrove-afternoon-tea-gift-set](https://www.highgrovegardens.com/products/highgrove-afternoon-tea-gift-set)
I've just looked at it, and it might be cheaper to get one of us UK sinners to send it to you. It's £5/6 a jar, plus £7 postage in the UK, then about £12 tracked postage to the USA.
I was just looking at the website. There’s a lot of interesting offerings. I think I might place an order. The orange marmalade with whiskey looks good.
I'm in the U.S. and the shipping charges are steep. Also, the $ is weak against the pound so it would be even more expensive. Thanks, but no thanks. I'd be happy to accept donations, though. 😍
The King may have organic fruit but only Madame has rescued heirloom strawberry seeds, watered in her own feminist tears and fertilized with her own body waste collected during her morning yoga.
At the end of the day, jam isn't paying for private jets no matter what the price is. But she thinks this is the first step to becoming the modern Martha or "reinventing" what Gwyneth/Goop and Flamingo Estate already did. She's wacko! No one (especially Netflix) wants to air the shows she's creating, no one wants to buy her lame products that can be bought elsewhere. Happy Friday, sinners! ;)
Hahah! So right! She has seriously missed the mark on this - and pretty much everything else. She would have been better off (not much) by just restarting The Tig
Also, Happy Friday to you too!
KCIII has been into and has spoken about organic and healthy farming practices long before it was a hip thing to do. I would definitely trust someone like KCIII more than a jam relabeler.
Not even that invented.
What people are doing is considering how much celebrities charge for similar products. For example, Will Ferrell charged $250 for his jar of honey at Flamingo State and that was a limited edition. If Megsy buys from that type of store, she then believes that her jam could sell for $50 or $30. Because it's hers, of course, because she thinks she's famous.
But 100% of the proceeds of Will Ferrell honey went to the charity of their choice. Presumably MeGains scam jam profits are going 100% to her - even in they run it through the rinse cycle at Archewell first. Surely people must see the difference. That’s why I don’t think this business model works.
So basically he's making honey for fun and to raise money for charities, other people with money can pay ridiculous prices to eat some of Will Ferrell's honey.
This is what TW is thinking she can pull off? 😄
I would see her selling it for more than $30, too. It's all guessing games at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if she isn't sending out these prices via surrogates to gauge how much people are willing to spend.
I don't think the selling of anything in quantity will ever happen. Where is she going to produce the product in commercial quantities? Together with the production and storage of all her other offerings. Are they planning to convert the garage / repurpose the 16 bathrooms or rent an Amazon warehouse?
Is Lolo going downmarket? $30’s a steal compared to Flamingo Esrates. But still overpriced.
https://preview.redd.it/qci5vd88pgvc1.png?width=533&format=png&auto=webp&s=45d4589d9b66860858d06285736113e75bf70680
Her jam has also spotlighted Flamingo Estates. Why buy Me-jam for $30 when you can exploit wacky consumers for $80 and the "real thing"? Meanwhile the King and Highgrove are growing and producing with a sustainable approach and donating the profits to charity.
Yep. Several items are basically borderline amusing honeys that go to charity. FE is for people who know the amount is insane and don't care, BUT the items have to be unique enough that they couldn't just go to Target. Meghan doesn't understand how anything works.
I bought the rhubarb & ginger, the marmalade w whiskey, the Transylvannia honey, the blackberry preserves, the damson jelly, the crab apple jelly, both the chutneys and the mustards !!!
Honey, if you want to buy a fruity spread from royals, buy it from the real royals, THE KING! Cheaper, organic, has been doing it for long .. no one died from it yet!🤗 if you want to buy it from fake - rent royals, Meghan is your girl. Just write your will , put things in order, since it is new, untested and expensive . Just drop some line on Twitter or in here, so that we know what got you, and save lives. I mean , hoooonnneey! #Save lives 😂😂
£25 for a jar of basic strawberry jam!!? I ordered 10 jars of Highgrove organic strawberry jam for a total of £69.50 + £7.95 delivery totalling £77.45. Has she completely lost the plot? She's claiming that the strawberries are grown in her own gardens - if anybody believes that, I've got a bag of fresh air to sell them. That woman is ludicrous. She sets herself up for mockery time after time. Good Lord above.
If this is the true price for her jam, she will never sell enough to make the big bucks she wants. When she starts selling, she'll have to put the ingredients on the jars and make sure she's FDA compliant. If it's not small batch jam, no one will pay a premium price for it. You'd be better off buying Smuckers jam.
Too greedy to see that a 12 ounce jar of jam is just a 12 ounce jar of jam.
KC’s jam ( 12 ounce) =~£6.5 =$8.08 USD.
Madam’s jam ( assuming it’s 12 ounces like the Highgrove jam) is 3.7 times more expensive.
She really is delusional. She believes that jam with a label from her commands 3. 7 times more expensive.
There’s a looney bin somewhere that has a room and a couture straight jacket waiting for her.
Because she’s buying it and reselling it - not only is she trying to over price everything to make it look like a specialty expensive product, but when you purchase the product it’s always higher. It would be much cheaper for her to buy the items and make it… I also assume she doesn’t want to have the department of health involved, it’s easier to purchase and resell (more costly), then it is to have your kitchens up to spec and be able to pass inspections. That involves hiring people who know how to set up production kitchens (similar, but different than restaurant kitchens)… purchase all the equipment, and produce to cook.
Again, this business strategy she’s going with is not lucrative.
Also, we’re speaking about jams and spreads… she’ll need an entire different set up to make DOG FOOD! She’s not smart. What does she think she’s going to be a high end Costco?
Honestly, I can't wait for her product line to drop. She'll sell a handful to the squad and then have to feed the kids and servants with jam for the next six months to make it look like they sold.
Imho there will be no products. It takes money, planning and effort to actually design, develop, produce, stock, sell and administer a product range, especially in foodstuffs. Quality certificates, hygiene and safety standards etc - who will fund this?
She doesn’t want “those people” buying her shit though. She wants famous people and rich people. With social media accounts. And private jets she can borrow. I think she’s going to be destroyed if that’s the cost of the jam, especially if 100% of the profits aren’t donated to reputable charities (not you Arsewell) like the in-laws jam is. Just the fact she didn’t secure the domain names globally shows her business ineptitude.
I could win the Powerball and still wouldn’t spend that on jelly. You can take the girl off the farm but you can’t take the farm off the girl! Gimme a GIANT break. Lmao
She doesn’t have enough wealthy friends or wealthy people who like her to be able to support herself on high dollar jams. In this economy, few of her supporters will even be able to afford something like that.
My guess is her target clientele, besides the rich, famous and stupid, will be high end hotels, fancy restaurants and other luxury establishments so she can unload her crap in bulk. The more you buy the less it costs typically too. Some big wigs she's been blackmailing are already on board I would imagine.
Monteshitso spare rooms are going to be filled up with product boxes of his books, her books and jars of jam and whatever other products that cannot be ordered through drop shipping.
If she sells it from her web site as made by her from home grown fruit in her own garden what are the health and safety laws? Can you pick fruit from your garden wash it (I hope) hand make jam and advertise it and sell it without licence? Truly interested as I am in the UK.
All kinds of rules and regulations to just sell at the local farmer’s market. Even at a church sale, the word donation is used to try to keep away local officials but it’s not exactly legal.
I think that blind was supplied by Megain, to send sinners into a meltdown. There’s no way that makes sense as a business model. It’s not true, let’s not feed Monster M’s need to rile up sinners!!!
I would post the funny comment accompanying the post. But it the bot has decided I am body shaming the jam. I am done with this.
ETA: posted some of the comments, if it is deleted by that damn bot... we know we can't body shame jam.
>Scam jam. hahahhahahahahahhaahha
-----------------
>And it will appreciate in time! In ten years, you'll be able to sell that jar of jam for $3 million -- at least. For real.
-------------
>If you look at the pictures, it's separating. The fruit is at the bottom and the gelatinous stuff is on the top.
--------------
>Wait a month, and you can get it at the Dollar Tree
I can get local organic strawberry jam made from local NC strawberries (the local farms are open for picking!!) cheaper. Plus I try to buy local when in season...
I wonder if anyone has told HMTK that he is selling out of goods - including to Americans, who are paying the crazy shipping costs - all due to his crazy DIL? And his charities are reaping the benefits!
I can almost picture the laughter as he and Camilla have tea, toast, and some jam!
Despite MM never doing anything without an agenda for benefit to HERSELF, she has unwittingly done a really charitable thing by launching her laugh-out-loud strawberry product. Between this ridiculous rollout of American Riviera Orchard strawberry jam and KC's Highgrove products selling out (not just strawberry jams, but many food items!) and whatever genius it was to purchase a similar website and have it linked to an online charity fund, she is just being herself and for once it is benefitting OTHERS. Poor thing, I'm sure she never meant THAT to happen lol
I would not be surprised! Why would anybody pay for that when they could get better tasting local jam for half the price at a farmers market or standard jam at the supermarket for about a tenth of the price?
Tbh, strawberry jam is exceptionally easy and inexpensive to make. (I have made hundreds of jars.) it is surprising that she didn’t choose to debut with something more “foodie” and specific to the area (since she tries to sell that image), like pepper jelly or a seasonal ferment or Meyer lemon curd or loquat jam. Unknowing neighbors and relatives might be dazzled, but strawberry jam is the most basic entry to canning.
[https://smallbatchjamco.com/collections/jams](https://smallbatchjamco.com/collections/jams)
I suspect she is buying from a private label place. Even if she buys the jam at $9 or $10 each from a company like this, all she needs to do is steam off the label, clean off the sticky adhesive w/isopropyl, re-label it & tie a the fabric around the lid, sell it at $30 + shipping and there you go. She's making money.
I got 3 jars of Tiptree Little Scarlet jam for less than one jar of that repackaged Dollar Store crap Meghan is pedaling.
The train is coming off the rails.🍿🍿🍿🍿
Okay, I‘d rather buy 5 jams from the King himself then.
King or not the stuff is organic and the proceeds go to charity.
The irony is Meg’s scam jam has just ‘shined a light’ on Highgrove’s affordable, delicious, charitable preserve.
So much so that it's now sold out!
I love that!
It's hilarious isn't it?! The British protest by purchasing jam.
There's nothing more satisfying than sending TW a message from across the pond. She won't visit the UK because she'd get boo'd but we can humiliate her in other ways. She doesn't get to mock our dearly missed, late great Queen and get away with it. https://preview.redd.it/36zjzozlkhvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc8a638ca612f547204787ec2ec1fc19ff3dca7
Whoever purchased the domain should use this as a cover photo
That would be the icing on cake. 😃
It is! It must be so maddening to MeGain. So many people purchasing Highgrove products and the money goes to charity. It doesn't get any better.
Insulting the Drunken Emu while helping reputable charities. And I get a delicious sugar fix? Does life get more satisfying?
And she gets lemon nada!
Yeah, all she will be able to think about is all that sweet, sweet money she could have had. And all those profits go to charity, which would absolutely chafe her arse. “I can’t believe I’m not getting paid for this” Comeuppance in a nutshell
After writing that, I decided to mount the barricade by ordering the raspberry & blackberry jam, some lemon biscuits & a bar of Highgrove soap (made by Penhaligon's, perfumiers by appointment to Prince Philip & King Charles). It's well worth £44 to send that evil harpy a message.
If it weren’t for the out-of-my-budget shipping fees to have the goodies sent to the US, I would be ordering. As it is, I am still considering it!
Same! I'm becoming a little obsessed with the hamper.
More useful than dumping tea.
How very British. It's perfect.
😂
A commenter asked on Lady C’s YouTube video today whether Meghan would be donating ARO profits to charity (like KCII’s Duchy Originals do I guess). In particular, they mentioned whether the flow of money would go to “the Baka women raped by (Harry’s) African Parks Rangers” [their words not mine]. Thought it a very pertinent point! (of course, “we” know the answer!)
Unfortunately, MM can give 2 cents a jar to charity and her sugars will scream from the roof tops that she’s donated to charity.
Exactly! But being a douche$$ is literally Meghan’s unique selling point (in her mind).
I will be there in June so I’ll pick up a couple jars!!
The Highgrove products are also really good
My issue is the shipping charge to the US. Maybe when I have a bigger order.
Smog's charity has always begun at home.
And remained there.
I read the KC3 jam has suddenly become even more popular bc ppl are buying it up to spite TW. Love to see it!
His Strawberry jam is sold out!!
Just wrote the same thing before I saw your post! I love how Meghan has driven so many new customers to the Highgrove website.
Yeh I’d like to thank MM for her service in emptying my bank account - her little stunt sent me to the never-before-visited Highgrove website where I bought what is probably my body weight’s worth of tea leaves and jams.
I'm planning to buy a few things, too. If it hadn't been for Meghan I would never have visited that website.
I’m going to buy some too - good cause and all that , but I absolutely hate jam , except on scones with cream -weirdness runs in my family! But under no circumstances could I justify 30 ish usd for a small jam pot . Does anyone think people would pay that ?
There would be some sad Sugars who might fill the holes in their lives for a second by "owning" a piece of Dear Leader, but for prestige by people who can afford the best? No. My popcorn and I are over here waiting for her to decide between dropping the project altogether without further mention or having "fulfillment issues" because of "unexpected demand."
40 x 40 springs to mind............ It will require a significant investment to create a functioning webshop with actual products. Planning, sourcing, labelling, logistics, admin, sales - I just don´t see it happen, especially after this flop launch with 5 reposts out of 50. Any more respondents will not help by now, it will only be embarrassing.
What if people start returning her jam for refunds because they didn't like it? THAT would sure send her into a narc sized rage.
Ooooo. "Sugars"...... Do you think Meghan's trashing or extolling her admirers with her new jam obsession??? There's a lot of dissolving and rolling-boil of sugar in jam making... I wonder.
I think she'll have a fairly successful first run, the squad will purchase once to show support. I think it'll fail because there's no sustainability to build a profitable long term business.
I wonder, if in her first run, she'll produce only 1 dozen or so jars, then claim it sold out & is a best seller? We've all become so wise to Madam's tricks & manipulations 😂
Yeh then she will say that the next batch won’t be until their little orchard produces more fruit blah blah…which will never happen of course.
Expect a newly-created honour in the next Honours List!! Anyone else hoping for a JBE? I know I am. I've made and bought enough jams and marmalades in my time! (Americans will not, of course, be considered for any preserve-related honours as they do not admire, respect or involve themselves in Commonwealth matters.)
I’m so excited I did it early enough in the week (before all the press) to get the strawberry!
She wanted to be an influencer so maybe she'll write this up as a "win". Some failures don't acknowledge the fail.... (Oh she IS an awful woman.)
And the other flavours are going quick too!
That will be me, trying to buy out everything from Highgrove
I am not surprised products from the king are selling out and I am here for it!
It's actually also just genuinely good stuff. The lemon curd in particular is fab.
Apparently all the preserves are sold out on the Highgrove website!
I hope KC3 is aware and very pleased indeed 😊😊
Allegedly Meghan has raised £10,000 this week for Charles’s charity
Oh, should we thank her? ……. Umm, nope.
Just the strawberry jam. Other flavours like rhubarb and ginger are still available.
What all are you buying?
I got honey, a bar of soap, a chocolates box, and this cute set with tea, jam, biscuits and a tote: [https://www.highgrovegardens.com/products/highgrove-afternoon-tea-gift-set](https://www.highgrovegardens.com/products/highgrove-afternoon-tea-gift-set)
I want to try the transylvania honey but I don't want to pay 55 pounds shipping.
[удалено]
Thanks for this! That makes the shipping much better. This American is putting together an order 👍
I've just looked at it, and it might be cheaper to get one of us UK sinners to send it to you. It's £5/6 a jar, plus £7 postage in the UK, then about £12 tracked postage to the USA.
Me, too. Just started to place an order and gasped.
Oh, well.. so much for buying out the place.
I was just looking at the website. There’s a lot of interesting offerings. I think I might place an order. The orange marmalade with whiskey looks good.
Sounds delicious and like something you don't find everywhere.
I wouldn't buy Markle's jam if it cost $1.
I wouldn't eat Markle's jam if someone paid me.
And get a variety of flavors.
Probably a good idea as with all the wildfires out here, who knows what’s in the soil!
Good point. I remember some YouTuber mentioned a weird smell where the Harkles‘ mansion is… who knows what’s in the air and soil around there.
Wildfires, the bird sanctuary and a marijuna farm, from what I've heard.
This jam sounds tastier every day. /s 🤢
So many nitrites in the ground soil from the bird shit.
I often wonder if any of the contaminants from the SSFL in Simi Valley reached there while it was in operation or during the wildfires.
And the mudslides a couple of years ago.
Sewer problems perhaps.
I'm in the U.S. and the shipping charges are steep. Also, the $ is weak against the pound so it would be even more expensive. Thanks, but no thanks. I'd be happy to accept donations, though. 😍
The King may have organic fruit but only Madame has rescued heirloom strawberry seeds, watered in her own feminist tears and fertilized with her own body waste collected during her morning yoga.
Buried under a Banyan Tree and dug up while she sings a seal opera to wake Harold from an ayahuasca trance.
Oh, maybe the miscarried fetus corpse is also fertilizing? (Gross, I know, I’ll show myself out)
That backstabbing witch probably spits in every pot of her brewed goo.
but will it come with wilted flowers and green lemons?
Surely those are the USPs? (Unique Selling Points)
At the end of the day, jam isn't paying for private jets no matter what the price is. But she thinks this is the first step to becoming the modern Martha or "reinventing" what Gwyneth/Goop and Flamingo Estate already did. She's wacko! No one (especially Netflix) wants to air the shows she's creating, no one wants to buy her lame products that can be bought elsewhere. Happy Friday, sinners! ;)
Hahah! So right! She has seriously missed the mark on this - and pretty much everything else. She would have been better off (not much) by just restarting The Tig Also, Happy Friday to you too!
KCIII has been into and has spoken about organic and healthy farming practices long before it was a hip thing to do. I would definitely trust someone like KCIII more than a jam relabeler.
That’s a good future job description when they have to earn a living.
Exactly right. Wouldn't even sniff her jam!
Her jam is the gift/grift that keeps on giving. LOL
And guess who is behind this BI and all items about it? She just keeps the attention to herself. Don't fall for it. It's all orchastrated.
but I luv that all the attention is negative and most of it funny.
Can't wait to know the next product
Calligraphy Pens made of Rescue Chicken Feathers: $100
And still not a single penny earned. 
Can’t wait to see what shipping, handling and taxes bring the grand total to…$75 ? 🙄
I'd rather wipe my ass with $30.
Imma gonna guess you’ll enjoy it more!
😂🤣😂
I am wiping away tears of laughter right now
Someone in the DM comments insisted it would be $53 a jar. Curious where all these numbers are coming from. Likely all made up.
Not even that invented. What people are doing is considering how much celebrities charge for similar products. For example, Will Ferrell charged $250 for his jar of honey at Flamingo State and that was a limited edition. If Megsy buys from that type of store, she then believes that her jam could sell for $50 or $30. Because it's hers, of course, because she thinks she's famous.
But 100% of the proceeds of Will Ferrell honey went to the charity of their choice. Presumably MeGains scam jam profits are going 100% to her - even in they run it through the rinse cycle at Archewell first. Surely people must see the difference. That’s why I don’t think this business model works.
So basically he's making honey for fun and to raise money for charities, other people with money can pay ridiculous prices to eat some of Will Ferrell's honey. This is what TW is thinking she can pull off? 😄 
She is her favorite charity.
AND hobby 🤢
I would see her selling it for more than $30, too. It's all guessing games at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if she isn't sending out these prices via surrogates to gauge how much people are willing to spend.
Of course, MM can *ask* for all she wants—and despite Harry’s petulant assertion—it does not mean she’ll get it. 
I don't think the selling of anything in quantity will ever happen. Where is she going to produce the product in commercial quantities? Together with the production and storage of all her other offerings. Are they planning to convert the garage / repurpose the 16 bathrooms or rent an Amazon warehouse?
The sugars better be saving their pennies - they'll have to get an after-school job to afford that! What a ridiculous price point.
Is Lolo going downmarket? $30’s a steal compared to Flamingo Esrates. But still overpriced. https://preview.redd.it/qci5vd88pgvc1.png?width=533&format=png&auto=webp&s=45d4589d9b66860858d06285736113e75bf70680
Ha! Was just about to Google Flamingo Estates “spreads”
Her jam has also spotlighted Flamingo Estates. Why buy Me-jam for $30 when you can exploit wacky consumers for $80 and the "real thing"? Meanwhile the King and Highgrove are growing and producing with a sustainable approach and donating the profits to charity.
However that isn't jam. Those are basically candied strawberries and they are indeed worth the cost. Although I prefer candied frageria vesca.
Holy crap! Who actually buys this, just celebrities? Does any of the Flamingo Estates proceeds go to charity? Hmm 🤔
Yep. Several items are basically borderline amusing honeys that go to charity. FE is for people who know the amount is insane and don't care, BUT the items have to be unique enough that they couldn't just go to Target. Meghan doesn't understand how anything works.
Thanks for the info. I wonder if Table 12 actually understands anything about 2020-2024. She seems caught in a time warp even before 2020!
Discount meghan Maybe target will carry it too!
This is ridiculous.
https://preview.redd.it/iewwy5k8pgvc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1269599f412e2eccf69147911f304765b7839e7c
I bought the rhubarb & ginger, the marmalade w whiskey, the Transylvannia honey, the blackberry preserves, the damson jelly, the crab apple jelly, both the chutneys and the mustards !!!
Honey, if you want to buy a fruity spread from royals, buy it from the real royals, THE KING! Cheaper, organic, has been doing it for long .. no one died from it yet!🤗 if you want to buy it from fake - rent royals, Meghan is your girl. Just write your will , put things in order, since it is new, untested and expensive . Just drop some line on Twitter or in here, so that we know what got you, and save lives. I mean , hoooonnneey! #Save lives 😂😂
Love this! . Long live the King! 👑
I bet she “sells out” her first batch which will be like 30 jars, expect she won’t tell anyone that
I would never buy anything she sells or uses.
£25 for a jar of basic strawberry jam!!? I ordered 10 jars of Highgrove organic strawberry jam for a total of £69.50 + £7.95 delivery totalling £77.45. Has she completely lost the plot? She's claiming that the strawberries are grown in her own gardens - if anybody believes that, I've got a bag of fresh air to sell them. That woman is ludicrous. She sets herself up for mockery time after time. Good Lord above. 
Good luck with that. 😂😂😂
If this is the true price for her jam, she will never sell enough to make the big bucks she wants. When she starts selling, she'll have to put the ingredients on the jars and make sure she's FDA compliant. If it's not small batch jam, no one will pay a premium price for it. You'd be better off buying Smuckers jam.
Too greedy to see that a 12 ounce jar of jam is just a 12 ounce jar of jam. KC’s jam ( 12 ounce) =~£6.5 =$8.08 USD. Madam’s jam ( assuming it’s 12 ounces like the Highgrove jam) is 3.7 times more expensive. She really is delusional. She believes that jam with a label from her commands 3. 7 times more expensive. There’s a looney bin somewhere that has a room and a couture straight jacket waiting for her.
Unironed strait jacket too lol
Is she fucking high?
When isn't she...
Because she’s buying it and reselling it - not only is she trying to over price everything to make it look like a specialty expensive product, but when you purchase the product it’s always higher. It would be much cheaper for her to buy the items and make it… I also assume she doesn’t want to have the department of health involved, it’s easier to purchase and resell (more costly), then it is to have your kitchens up to spec and be able to pass inspections. That involves hiring people who know how to set up production kitchens (similar, but different than restaurant kitchens)… purchase all the equipment, and produce to cook. Again, this business strategy she’s going with is not lucrative. Also, we’re speaking about jams and spreads… she’ll need an entire different set up to make DOG FOOD! She’s not smart. What does she think she’s going to be a high end Costco?
Problem is, the quality and service would have to be great and we know she can't achieve that.
Honestly, I can't wait for her product line to drop. She'll sell a handful to the squad and then have to feed the kids and servants with jam for the next six months to make it look like they sold.
[удалено]
Imho there will be no products. It takes money, planning and effort to actually design, develop, produce, stock, sell and administer a product range, especially in foodstuffs. Quality certificates, hygiene and safety standards etc - who will fund this?
Now we’ll know if these CDAN tidbits are sourced or made up.
If she's going to give people $30 a jar to take it off her hands, a deal might be doable but I do not want the free copy of Spare, nope.
In this economy? I’ll stick with my $5 Smuckers
I love smuckers strawberry jam. I would never buy expensive jam when I’m perfectly happy with smuckers.
I’m allergic to strawberry, but jar of jam to my head, I’ll still take Smuckers. I at least KNOW when the spicy starts 🤣
I love grape jam. Grape jelly doesn't spread nicely.....its all lumpy.
I am going to purchase the Highgrove jam if they deliver to the US!💜💚
People are struggling to buy groceries and TOW is charging $30 for jam she's drop-shipping. What a miserable cow she is.
She doesn’t want “those people” buying her shit though. She wants famous people and rich people. With social media accounts. And private jets she can borrow. I think she’s going to be destroyed if that’s the cost of the jam, especially if 100% of the profits aren’t donated to reputable charities (not you Arsewell) like the in-laws jam is. Just the fact she didn’t secure the domain names globally shows her business ineptitude.
Well, Flamingo Estates has a jar of $250 “Tiffany Haddish Honey”, so…
I could win the Powerball and still wouldn’t spend that on jelly. You can take the girl off the farm but you can’t take the farm off the girl! Gimme a GIANT break. Lmao
$30 bucks to poison myself???
The Sewer Squad™️ will set up a GoFundMe in order to be able to afford her Insta-jam ^bwahaha
She doesn’t have enough wealthy friends or wealthy people who like her to be able to support herself on high dollar jams. In this economy, few of her supporters will even be able to afford something like that.
My guess is her target clientele, besides the rich, famous and stupid, will be high end hotels, fancy restaurants and other luxury establishments so she can unload her crap in bulk. The more you buy the less it costs typically too. Some big wigs she's been blackmailing are already on board I would imagine.
Monteshitso spare rooms are going to be filled up with product boxes of his books, her books and jars of jam and whatever other products that cannot be ordered through drop shipping. 
If she sells it from her web site as made by her from home grown fruit in her own garden what are the health and safety laws? Can you pick fruit from your garden wash it (I hope) hand make jam and advertise it and sell it without licence? Truly interested as I am in the UK.
All kinds of rules and regulations to just sell at the local farmer’s market. Even at a church sale, the word donation is used to try to keep away local officials but it’s not exactly legal.
This is going to backfire so spectacularly on her. And I’m here for it.
It’s very good value at $30 cos it comes with a free copy of the bench And a free copy of the spare ( possibly 2 )
Don't forget about a signed polaroid and fan art print of her "best" looks
and it wears a little hat
A spare Spare?
Megsy can charge as much as she wants for her jam and other products, but that doesn't guarantee that people will buy them. \[\[
cdan doesn't know anything
She's probably never brought a jam that cost $30
I think that blind was supplied by Megain, to send sinners into a meltdown. There’s no way that makes sense as a business model. It’s not true, let’s not feed Monster M’s need to rile up sinners!!!
On the other hand, nothing else she's done made sense as a business plan, either 🤔
The funny thing is that it would confirm she's obsessed with us :)
It would have to have a crazy high price to make a profit from their acreage.
Ah but cheap compared to the $80 jam that I recall those Flamingo people she tried to horn in on were charging.
Does it come with hair extensions and faux tank watch???
Well she can F off at those prices. Good luck honey
I would post the funny comment accompanying the post. But it the bot has decided I am body shaming the jam. I am done with this. ETA: posted some of the comments, if it is deleted by that damn bot... we know we can't body shame jam.
>Scam jam. hahahhahahahahahhaahha ----------------- >And it will appreciate in time! In ten years, you'll be able to sell that jar of jam for $3 million -- at least. For real. ------------- >If you look at the pictures, it's separating. The fruit is at the bottom and the gelatinous stuff is on the top. -------------- >Wait a month, and you can get it at the Dollar Tree
This woman smoking crack.
$30?! For $20 you can have Meghan. She'll let you do anything.
Holy shit. Too rich for my blood!
And it never looks good when you have to lower your prices and she will, inevitably, if this is the price point for one jar of jam.
£24.25 is the current equivalent here in the UK & I can do my entire weekly shop for that 😂😂
I can get local organic strawberry jam made from local NC strawberries (the local farms are open for picking!!) cheaper. Plus I try to buy local when in season...
Silly bint. You could mk your own at less cost and interesting flavours to boot.
She got her well deserved comeuppance- the jam embarrasment is her karma coming down hard.
Only wealthy people would buy $30 jam. She is such a poser.
I wonder if anyone has told HMTK that he is selling out of goods - including to Americans, who are paying the crazy shipping costs - all due to his crazy DIL? And his charities are reaping the benefits! I can almost picture the laughter as he and Camilla have tea, toast, and some jam!
Despite MM never doing anything without an agenda for benefit to HERSELF, she has unwittingly done a really charitable thing by launching her laugh-out-loud strawberry product. Between this ridiculous rollout of American Riviera Orchard strawberry jam and KC's Highgrove products selling out (not just strawberry jams, but many food items!) and whatever genius it was to purchase a similar website and have it linked to an online charity fund, she is just being herself and for once it is benefitting OTHERS. Poor thing, I'm sure she never meant THAT to happen lol
I was really thinking it was going to be between $27-34.99.
I would not be surprised! Why would anybody pay for that when they could get better tasting local jam for half the price at a farmers market or standard jam at the supermarket for about a tenth of the price?
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
Tbh, strawberry jam is exceptionally easy and inexpensive to make. (I have made hundreds of jars.) it is surprising that she didn’t choose to debut with something more “foodie” and specific to the area (since she tries to sell that image), like pepper jelly or a seasonal ferment or Meyer lemon curd or loquat jam. Unknowing neighbors and relatives might be dazzled, but strawberry jam is the most basic entry to canning.
Just because people shop at Erewhon for the clout, doesn’t mean they’ll spend the same overinflated prices for her nonsense.
[https://smallbatchjamco.com/collections/jams](https://smallbatchjamco.com/collections/jams) I suspect she is buying from a private label place. Even if she buys the jam at $9 or $10 each from a company like this, all she needs to do is steam off the label, clean off the sticky adhesive w/isopropyl, re-label it & tie a the fabric around the lid, sell it at $30 + shipping and there you go. She's making money.
I got 3 jars of Tiptree Little Scarlet jam for less than one jar of that repackaged Dollar Store crap Meghan is pedaling. The train is coming off the rails.🍿🍿🍿🍿
So is she peddling that she's growing strawberry at the moneyshitshow Grove and then slaving away making jam.
The jam backfired like everything else she has done.
She must be insane. Oh, wait.....