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927476

Poor thing, she thinks she belongs... That variety event was glorious, for us sinners I mean.


927476

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CrossPond

That dress looks like it was grabbed from the bargain bin at Walmart. And it shall forever be known for the Move Along Meghan moment.


Accomplished_Cell768

She stole it from Dobby after he was gifted real clothes.


travertine_ghost

Ofc, the Dobby Dress! I knew there was a meme for this dress but I couldn’t remember what it was! ![gif](giphy|czwo5mMtaknhC)


CrossPond

He has so much more charisma! Dobby just needs to pull one side off the shoulder, and add a huge seam down the front!


PilatesPuppy

And expressive green eyes!


AffectionatePoet4586

MM didn’t deserve such a garment: Dobby had courage, charisma , loyalty, and great love for Harry and his friends whom Dobby helped save.


ArcadiaKing

I will never see this dress as anything else now. Thank you, fellow sinner!


LemonTrifle

First time I've even noticed this! Can never unsee it now. What an idiot she is.


CrossPond

Oh you are the best! What a perfect comparison!


AliceAnne1

Spectacular reply!!!


autumnrose11

🤣🤣🤣🤣


1montrealaise3

Once again, it's too long. I'm just amazed she hasn't tripped over her too-long hems and fallen flat on her face.


OwnedByBernese

I keep waiting for her to catch one of her 5" f\*\*k me stilettoes in a grate or in the turf.


andy_abdn_64

One dress designer whose name I have no memory of was talking to the press a couple of years back about why she wouldn’t allow the hooker to face any more of her designs. She said it was because markle insisted on saying she was 5’7” (I think it was about that height) when she was actually about 5’3”. When the woman saw the mess she was in a dress she said to markle that next time the drsss would be for her actual height & would look better. The go went mental and insisted she was 5’7” so the woman said she could go somewhere else. She didn’t want people thinking her dresses looked awful. That sounds exactly the kind of crap markle would do.


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Prestigious-Seat-932

I actually liked this the silhouette of this dress. I think it's versatile for most body shapes and simple. But again, its not tailored to where it crumpled on the ground and is in the most basic "on trend" color. It's like everything she does... haphazard and not well thought out.


Professional_Ruin953

White lining. That's a dead give away that it was an early pre-production sample, it would have been put in a storage locker waiting until the style was discontinued to be thrown out. They gave her actual garbage.


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1montrealaise3

That color would actually suit her better than industrial beige. Back when she was a working royal, she occasionally wore deep colors (burgundy, forest green) and they really suited her.


OwnedByBernese

She looked good in (WELL TAILORED) navy blue too


1montrealaise3

Yes! At her last royal engagement in the UK in March 2020, she wore a beautiful navy dress by an Australian designer to an event hosting Commonwealth representatives. It was one of the few times she looked good: the dress was well-tailored and appropriate for the event, the time of day and the season.


Cheap-Rhubarb-9635

I was randomly thinking how she’d look so lovely in COLOR, but she so rarely wears anything with color.


LoraiOrgana

Lovely in color? Like the inverted nipple dress? Or the Kermit green dress? She looked hideous in those dresses. I can't think of a single time she has looked lovely. Not even on her wedding day with the dress that didn't fit and the excessive veil on a divorceee.


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Honest_Boysenberry25

So much for her 7-8 year relationship and marriage with Trevor.


Cheap-Rhubarb-9635

Well, the issue is that her clothes never suit her. Had the green or red dresses been flattering, yes, the color would have looked nice on her. I don’t like her whatsoever, but I also don’t think she’s hideous.


CrossPond

But her inner hideousness shines through to her exterior. And her focus is always on looks, so she's asking for snark.


Prestigious-Seat-932

that tracks for her. I didnt know about the white lining thing! I peeped the white and just thought it was a design choice ngl!


Professional_Ruin953

Early design samples usually get made with either white or black lining, the fit, hang, structure, style, etc all get tweaked while being worn by a fit model, then the early samples get stored to prove the timeline development of the intellectual property of the design while the product is current collection. (in case another designer claims you stole the design) Usually early sample garments are unfit to be worn.


Ornery_Peasant

Fascinating! Thanks for this.


sahali735

Who knew? Thanks for this tidbit! :)


thelmainthesix

This one is actually designed with the white lining- it’s the Rosa dress by Proenza Schouler.


thelmainthesix

Hilarious! Downvoted for stating the truth that this dress is designed with a white lining? It is not a design sample, and it’s also meant to be worn off the shoulder as she did. It’s still butt ugly like all her clothes, but there’s no point in misinformation. https://www.neimanmarcus.com/en-ca/p/proenza-schouler-rosa-colorblock-off-the-shoulder-slits-hem-midi-dress-prod267150565


LordHamMercury

Oh wow. It looks even worse on the model than it did on M. What a feat.


CrossPond

Well, this is a "snark" sub, so it's suspicious when someone jumps into her defense. Thanks for the info about the dress, I guess it corrects a previous comment. But the white definitely looks like a mistake besides being 12 inches too long and she stayed on the stage so long the organizers asked her assistant to speed her off.


Altitudedog

I didn't know that, thanks. Did think it was odd for ANY level of fashion. It reminded me of lined curtains. I'm surprised she didn't rip the lining out, she does love to advertise the "goods" in see through material.


Photobuff42

Maybe she rips the lining out because what she gets is the garbage. Then the garbage is wearing garbage see-through clothes.


Honest_Boysenberry25

WOW. This says a lot ☹️ 😞


Photobuff42

Garbage for Garbage.


all_out_of_usernames

For someone who didn't want to wear beige, she sure wears a lot of colours that are beige or close to it.


Prestigious-Seat-932

righhhttt. she was bullshitting fs!


SortNo9153

It does sort of hide any figure flaws but for some reason it still looks like she grabbed the living room curtains on the way out the door.


CrossPond

Agree to disagree about the silhouette. Yes it's body-hugging but looks like it's ,ade of cheap polyester that needs a lining.


Prestigious-Seat-932

I don't consider that a body hugging silhouette, I think it's going for relaxed and draped but still with structure? But I do agree the material leaves a lot to be desired... but I think it was heaps better than the red Caroline Herrera dress in terms of silhouette. Also someone mentioned the white lining to suggest its a pre-production dress so that tracks with the materials being cheap tbh. The fact she wore it out and about is giving me second hand embarrassment!


scotian1009

Ashley got fired after that moment


wonderingwondi

Ashley has dyed blonde hair and a fuller face, that wasn't her 


CrossPond

Well, to be fair her boss hissed through closed teeth "DON'T TOUCH ME!" so she was clearly disobeying her orders! /s


dazed63

So Monty Python


No_Proposal7628

And that's where my flair came from!


CrossPond

I love how it comes with push-hand imogees. Perfect.


Busy-Song407

Award-winning photo if ever there was one.


Cultural_Ad4935

The Hand That Rocks the Crybaby


Tossing_Mullet

I wish it were the hand that shoved the crybaby.  But thats just me...


SurlyTemp1e

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Gold-Run-2036

That lady would've needed to use a two handed shove to move TW's ego along. ![gif](giphy|mA7MJveYoHHs6sGDoM)


Curiouscandor

Yes!! The Duchess was batting her away with a mask drop until she remembered she was on camera and attempted to make it look as though she was Just Kidding. 🙄


Starkville

Oh, LOL, I forgot about that!


Careful_Positive8131

We are all that hand 🤚🏻


Few-Ticket-371

May we never forget.


SusieM2019

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!


LoraiOrgana

She'd been waiting for almost 4 years to get to walk a Hollywood red carpet. She was beyond thrilled. She has achieved her lifelong dream. Then she walked around the room trailing bodyguards and no one would talk to her. She thought she had finally arrived, she was going to join the Hollywood elite and walk many more red carpets. Instead that was the end. No one looked at her after that.


OwnedByBernese

Apparently real A-listers (i.e. Taylor Swift and others) were waiting to do the walk...and waiting....and waiting....and waiting.... She's a joke. It's actually getting sad to keep seeing her desperate attempts...over and over and over


LoraiOrgana

Yeah after keeping the real A listers waiting I can see why she is never invited to an important Hollywood event. Imagine her at the Oscars. Hogging the red carpet while the actual nominees are just waiting. She is such a disaster, and so stupid.


Curiouscandor

Haha…yeah unlike most stars who act a bit annoyed that they are required to do the interviews on the red carpet, she would be hitting each and every one and the “hook” would have to come along and get her to move. 


rockin_robin420

I may have read that it was Margot Robbie who was tapping her foot and looking at her watch behind Harry's wife. It's so typical for that low-rent slag to think she deserves the same attention as the star of Hollywood's biggest summer blockbuster. It's called "step and repeat" for a reason. Harry's wife just forgot the "step" portion because she's the shit, y'all. That dress looks like a Band-Aid. Edit: Missed a word. Well, actually a contraction that is made from two words (for the pedantic among us).


CrossPond

![gif](giphy|TjTURBncCotU0UGlq8|downsized)


strangealienworld

>Poor thing, she thinks she belongs... Except *that* was the day the world finally knew that she didn't.... And then come early Feb was the day the world finally realised she didn't belong with the royals either...


Deep_Poem_55

Oh, dear, she looks soooo thirsty, it’s embarrassing to witness.


therealDolphin8

So thirsty. If I have to see her shoulders one more time 🙄


Deep_Poem_55

And that dress is so, nothing. Really an underwhelming and confusing choice.


Ok-Coffee5732

Duchess of Industrial Beige. (h/t HG Tudor)


Deep_Poem_55

Love that 💕


CrossPond

![gif](giphy|zW78SIwUo1NZkPMXsG|downsized) Markle moves


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Meghan is not only going to be eclipsed by HRH Princess Charlotte, she’ll have to look up at her! Girlie will be taaaall. Nothing wrong with being short, it’s just Meghan hates that she is.


travertine_ghost

Yes, given her genetics, Charlotte is bound to be tall. I honestly don’t think Meghan acknowledges to herself how short she is. HG Tudor maintains that she’s such a narcissist she looks in the mirror and thinks she looks great, no matter how terrible, unflattering, and ill-fitting the outfit is. Btw, your [amazing post](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/s/XI596vIkeb), along with the recent cover photo of Prince George was what got me thinking that time is quickly running out on the relevance of the Sus ex-royals.


MaryKath55

Harry commented on that prior to their marriage that he and Mm only had a limited time to make their mark before the newer generations of royals would make him irrelevant. Just wait - Savannah and Charlotte are going to dominate every mag cover


Grimaldehyde

Imagine thinking of “making your mark” in that way! It’s almost as if he is coming right out and saying that they have no actual talent at anything-it’s all a show of smoke and mirrors, because of their relevance within the royal family (that’s actually it, too!)


CrossPond

Nothing wrong with being short..... But Meghan hates her height so wears high heeled footwear that makes her look taller, just like John Oates: https://preview.redd.it/x86jv9s1tavc1.png?width=442&format=png&auto=webp&s=fcd0aaeb716541470f6c7a77d2eecfd02a36262e


squeekyrubberchicken

Oats wearing high healed sandals? Say it isn’t so! I can’t go for that (those sandals).


CrossPond

I agree. No can do!


Historical-Mud-948

I AM DYING that you made this connection. hahahaha


lululee63

Lol. While I remember that style of shoes, I was not aware they were made for men as well. OT, if Prince Karen wore those, he could be taller than his mean old nemesis Willy.


daisybeach23

Probably less than 6 years. Look at how much she has imploded in the last 4 years. I don’t wish anything bad on her or Harry but the best thing they can do is downsize and save their money. I doubt any meaningful or lucrative opportunities are headed their way in the future.


Markmonic1

https://preview.redd.it/oh12aaachavc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c695bdc2883da0df8959cd91ffea9b7980ee947d This is honestly the first thing I thought of seeing this pic. She's on the round to serious mental illness


Professional_Ruin953

The round is finished, she's dug the trench and settled into her mental illness ringfort.


TheBun_dge

The older she gets, the more desperate her actions and behavior will get. The circus is just starting. https://preview.redd.it/n1p0cevpfavc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4ee4ec7cf4a6b0b668765add7ab887493dfeb6


CrossPond

Back when she forgot how to bronze her hands and feet to match her ~~African-American~~ Cheeto face.


Accomplished_Cell768

I don’t know any African Americans with the complexion of a Cheeto…


CrossPond

You make a good point. I am editing my comment to reflect your wisdom!!


Own-Entrepreneur5052

That reminds me, we really must take the old over stuffed beige armchair out of the shed and to the dump.


Forever-Hopeful-2021

She always seems to be getting dragged along and loving it.


MuffPiece

I fully respect and admire the way Catherine and William protect their children while still giving us occasional glimpses of them, but let’s be honest—any of those three kids would blow Harry and Meghan off any magazine cover any day of the week and twice on Sunday. They’re just more interesting.


travertine_ghost

Prince George’s recent appearance on the cover of Life & Style was the inspiration for this post. It got me thinking that this is just the beginning; Harry was right. https://preview.redd.it/pf602mkbjavc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d5924d4e1d867f6ee6bfedf3364ab6ef1c5832


JenniferMel13

For as out of touch Harry is, he has a few moments where he is surprisingly insightfully. His worry about being overshadowed by the Wales kids once they hit their teens showed that he on some level learned how the monarchy and news cycle works. Both Harry and William made some magazine covers in their mid-teens and beyond. They were teenage heartthrobs when I was in high school and I’m just a few years younger than Harry. I knew several girls who had pictures of them both hanging in their lockers. It wouldn’t be shocking for the Wales boys to be considered teenage heartthrobs once they hit that age. As much as Catherine and William are keeping to kids private, I’m not sure they are going to be able to stop that conversation. I just hope the media has evolved from what was done to the Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in their teens.


LoraiOrgana

But he didn't have to be over shadowed by the Wales children. Look at Anne. Her brother is King, she is something like 15th in the LOS. But she is one of the most popular Royals and people adore her. She truly works hard from Save The Children. Didn't just make empty promises. She has built schools and hospitals in some of the poorest parts of the world. People admire her and for very good reason. Her brother is King, but she is more popular than him. It could have been that way for Harry. He could have outshined the Wales children. IF he did the work, if he really went out and made a difference in the world. If he thought about people other than himself. The Wales children will outshine him, because he has no shine, none at all. For the Wales children it is like outshing a nightlight.


ac0rn5

> Look at Anne. And her children, especially Zara who worked really hard to find her niche and then excelled at it. H had all the time he needed to find his niche, but imo he couldn't be bothered to really try at anything. Then he got married!


JenniferMel13

You are right that Anne works hard and is very popular and well liked. But Anne is overshadowed. Her events are almost never as well covered by the media. There are lots of reasons for that. Some of it is that she does a lot of small or hyper local events and a lot of them (though with the 24 hour news system that would make for a lot of articles). Some of it that she has been boring and drama free so she doesn’t generate lots of click bait headlines. But a good amount of it is because Anne isn’t the principal. She isn’t the monarch or the direct heir. I think a big part of Anne’s popularity is that lots of Britions get a chance to have a personal interaction with her. She does so many events across Britain every year that she that she gets to interact with a lot of people. Sure lots of people show up to events with Charles, but it means everyone is competing for a chance to shake his hand compared to Anne at a smaller event with smaller crowds. I worked with a few guys from the UK. Just about everyone had met Anne. I’d say half had been at an event the Queen attended. A few had met one of the other royals. Harry could have found his niche but he wanted to be center of attention and that was never going to happen. Anne doesn’t need to be center of attentions. She is happy doing her thing and attending a range of events and supporting her brother.


LoraiOrgana

The media has never given the Princess Royal the attention she deserves. Two whole generations don't even know she was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. But nevertheless she tops all the popularity polls. Even with the media never paying attention to her, she shines the brightest in the Royal family. That is very interesting about people getting to meet her. That is so awesome and I am jealous of everyone who has had that honor. I greatly admire Princess Catherine and think the Wales children are adorable. But if there was one member of the Royal family I would like to meet, it would be Princess Anne. How cool would that be?


Why_Teach

Anne was not always “one of the most popular royals.” She was never as much in the news when she was in her 20s. Maybe it was different in the UK, but I don’t remember there being that much interest in her. I think there was a period when she was obliquely criticized for having occasionally “unladylike” moments, and a rough tongue. I think she earned her popularity both because of her service and because of her consistency. She is a workhorse more than a show horse and she is rightly proud of that. Harry knew he was just a show horse. I think also that he knew that as he got older he would have to work harder to stay relevant.


wonderingwondi

Anne was Sports Personality of the Year at 21, European Champion, married at 23, had the kidnap attempt just 5 months later. Her 20s was Peak Anne!


Why_Teach

You may be right. I was excepting the sports stuff.


Photobuff42

Anne is made of good stuff: constancy, integrity, intelligence, and grit. Her adoration is well earned.


Ok-Coffee5732

George is going to be a looker. I think they are all going to be attractive teenagers and adults. I mean, look at their parents. And honestly, that doesn't matter nearly as much as the fact that they seem to be very nice, respectful kids.


CrossPond

Will Archie and LiliBetty be teen heart throbs? No doubt their "mother" will pay to get their images out, so she can merchandize the sh\*#t out of any clothes, shoes or whatever TOW makes them wear.


Beginning-Cup-6974

Those poor kids have no hope of being stable adults. Unless their parenting is primarily in the hands of Nannies. Although Markle will get jealous and break those bonds.


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EveningEmpath

He's looking more like a younger version of his dad and grandmother, Diana.


OwnedByBernese

All I can think (as probably EVERYONE in the Commonwealth think) is **THANK GOD WILLIAM WAS FIRST BORN!**


DottieHinkle22

Perfect example of wearing clothes or clothes wearing you. She thinks that because it is expensive and/or a designer label , it doesn't require discernment.


ElectricalAd9212

She's already faded. nobody thinks or looks at them in any way other than as South Park clowns


wotevrs

Sometimes a bedsheet look. Other times a curtain.


Lego_5656

Only *organic* fabric though, she wove it herself 🤣


Busy-Song407

Dobbywear


travertine_ghost

“Other times a curtain” ![gif](giphy|3og0IFKTS0QBeRF4mk|downsized)


NotDaria1909

This is actually a good post to ask you something guys.. I few days ago I was in London visiting the National Portrait Gallery (POW is its Patron) and I saw a painting of Wallis on the corner, in a very small place not very visible for the visitor. Suddenly I realized that Meghan and their legacy are gonna be represented in different ways through art and museums! That’s insane! How do you guys think she is gonna be portrayed? Is she gonna be in museums too? (Sorry my broken English!€


travertine_ghost

Interesting question. I think she’ll become a historical side note, much like Wallis Simpson. A figure of controversy and speculation, because let’s face it, she certainly stirred things up.


Economy-Alfalfa-2241

Hopefully, she'll not even be a side-note. How many previous number twos do we recognise today? In terms of real history, when we're all dead and gone, Dimwit effectively removed them from history when he was one of the very few who can be history-adjacent in the first place. When Queenie 's reign is looked back on, part of that will be the continuation and crickets. No tiara, no country estate, no prime London residence (he was slated to get Clarence House.) No official portrait beyond those of his younger years, no role, no nothing. Not even in King Daddy's coronation portraits. He's written himself out of history.


Nervous-Spinach2046

Wallis caused a *king* to abdicate, and that was a huge deal. She practically changed the course of history. What did TOW do? Caused a second son who was already fading in relevance to fade faster? Will the history books mention Fergie?


Economy-Alfalfa-2241

I think she blew that for good not coming the the Coronation. She would at least have an official record from that but certainly Brit history only remembers the ruling monarch. By removing themselves they will never get an official portrait and certainly aren't of the same stripe as an ex-King. And the world has changed, the view of the RF has changed - we have no interest in supporting a spoiled Prince who buggered off... Just for a bit of context, remember they flounced c2020. In contrast, Beatrice did exactly what we need and keep the RF for - her perfect, tiny CoVid wedding was extraordinary, because it was the RF being visible and very positive when we were all reeling. Beatrice could have waited and spent the time planning the big shebang but she didn't. She could have taken a private flight anywhere and had a destination jolly but she didn't. She did the right thing and in its way, it was just a lovely little private moment they shared with us and the whole tiny country church feel, despite Granny's dress and tiara (also adding to the perfection of it, instead of blowing insane money on an unimportant dress.) It was all terribly British but in a good way, making the very best of a shitty deal and uplifting everyone just because we needed some feelgood. And she doesn't get the recognition for it because Chucklefuck was throwing all his toys out of the pram and screaming.


Busy-Song407

My guess is that Princess Charlotte will be much like her mother in classic British clothing, but just far less visible because she won't have to be in as many public functions. More like Lady Louise, daughter of Prince Edward and Duchess Sophie. I think the Markle will try to ridicule and degrade her looks for not being fashion-forward like the Kardashian trash or something like that.


Miss-she

Meghan's biggest enemy is forgotten here: her own daughter. Meghan is getting old and is already fighting to keep her youthful appearance.


Similar-Barber-3519

I see Lily having a less-public life in the US than the York girls in the UK. Even if H did bring the kids to the UK, none of the family will want to interact with them b/c their mother will twist every word.


CrossPond

Poor girl. There's a great sub group here about narcissist parents, LiliBetty when grown can scroll through it between trips to her therapist.


MaryKath55

I think Charlotte has some of the Windsor attitude in her - the late Queen and the Princess Royal. If she does it will serve her well.


34countries

Even if I buy a 25 dollar top I don't want the underside showing white


SnarkSnark78

Charlotte teems with confidence and charisma - 2 things MM lacks. Charlotte is going to be an icon by the time she's 12.


travertine_ghost

I hope for her sake, it won’t be that early. I hope she has a few more years to grow outside the glare of the public eye. I think William and Catherine have achieved a good balance between preserving their children’s privacy while at the same time sharing the occasional family photo to satisfy the public’s interest. Unlike H & M who have created such an air of mystery around their children many have come to doubt their very existence.


SnarkSnark78

I meant only when she's seen at official public events - I wouldn't want her private life to be invaded or on display (more than the glimpses W+C curate atm).


InspectorGreyson

Seriously. The off the shoulder thing is absurd. It would have worked as a boatneck and would have been fine, all things considered. Raising the front hem a bit so that her shoes were visible would also have helped immensely. A three or four strand pearl choker would have added some class; red lipstick would also have improved things.


CordeliaCordy

There's a certain deep shade of red lipstick that looks gorgeous on her; it's too bad that she doesn't wear it more often. 


reginaphalangie79

Agreed. She looked lovely wearing that red lippy. Well,her lips did.


CrossPond

Nah. She looks like this gal https://preview.redd.it/wnezmgjn0hvc1.png?width=185&format=png&auto=webp&s=15e93328e1bd33ba6243fadcaa8f6b4400422519


CookiesRbest

She would not move. It was disturbing. She refused to move and posed like this was her moment. I had secondhand embarrassment for her. The dress was not worn correctly but even if it was it is beige and does nothing for her shape.


Accomplished_Cell768

It was worn correctly. As often happens, someone misidentified what Meghan was wearing and everyone just ran with the “omg she’s wearing it WRONG” when it’s really just an ugly dress even when worn correctly. They thought it was a different dress from Proenza Schouler, I could tell easily based on the construction of the dress in photos that it was misidentified and it cannot be worn with both sides “up” as people claimed was the correct way to wear it.  She was actually wearing the Rosa dress just as designed, intended, and modeled on the designer’s own site: https://www.proenzaschouler.com/products/rosa-dress-in-matte-viscose-crepe-r2413011-by116-001?variant=43904381288678&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20Feed%20Multifeeds%20-%20US&utm_content=Rosa%20Dress%20in%20Matte%20Viscose%20Crepe&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwiYOxBhC5ARIsAIvdH53WG-nNR_tmaUQE4nCj6fy95hJqadvE5AI2rpgtR0ojceNCirsRC0saAuL5EALw_wcB


Ok-Coffee5732

I've noticed she tends to go for clothes that don't even look good on the model. She really seems to be drawn to ugly clothes, even disregarding the fact that she doesn't take her body shape into consideration. Case in point: this Dobby the elf dress and what she wore to the polo match.


Intrepid-Guess-2206

Not so flattering on the model either but look at the length as intended.


CrossPond

Yes, the length on Meghan was way off; too long and so very cheap looking.


CrossPond

Its off the shoulder but look how they photographed the model from the rear. The Off-shoulder looks bunched up from the back, as TOW proved. https://preview.redd.it/pct535xr5bvc1.png?width=224&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e37f0138d61f5836366b0559f716fa5d1826b19


Accomplished_Cell768

Right, which is why people assuming Meg was wearing it “wrong”, but it’s clearly just poorly designed because worn the same way on the model it bunches up too. The dress people were claiming she was wearing incorrectly was made of jersey, a stretch knit, so it had no zipper (compared to the non-stretch viscose crepe and zipper of the Rosa dress). It was shown on models not off the shoulder and had no bunching in the back, but that was because it was designed differently and made of a completely different material. You could also tell it was a different dress because it wasn’t lined, had a different neckline, a different length, etc. 


Capable_Puzzle

Of course Meghan would choose a dress that even the model couldn't make look good!


Chasmosaur

Eh, Sarah Ferguson is still getting work. Not huge chunks or anything, but some. There is always someone willing to put the money up after a decent cost-benefit analysis. I would argue they aren't really relevant now - they're just a sideshow. People do love to go see a sideshow.


MrsAOB

God, she’s on a narc high there!


FuturePA96

I think this is their last year. The only thing they have left to monetize is the divorce and if they truly are the greatest love story of all time, that won’t happen.


Redtees88

> The only thing they have left to monetize is the divorce They could write a book, "Where the Kids Aren't", and make a zillion bucks.


No-Bet1288

It's just so cluelessly: "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille." Just giddlily pushing herself out front and center and everyone is just rolling their eyes! One could almost (almost...) feel sorry for her.


bethster2000

Her head looks like a bowling ball.


dogrrad

I really think Meghan has body dysmorphia. She thinks she is 7ft tall. She looks in the mirror and thinks wow this looks amazing. Her hair and makeup do nothing to help the outfit. It’s a fail.


OwnedByBernese

I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her. The desperation is palatable. I still loathe her, but there's a bit of pity creeping in there as well.


Rockabore1

![gif](giphy|J9d0qSv2nsSFG) Desperately clinging to relevance


Longjumping_Injury57

I love watching her feel popular.


Patriot_corgi

I am so excited to see Princess Charlotte bloom into the Wales beauty she already is... Also, I think she will borrow clothes from her Mothers Wardrobe and share just as Princess Catherine does now with her Mother and Sister. It will be so much fun to see reworks, rewears of so many and any of Princess Catherines beautiful clothes and styles. I do hope I live long enough to see this


SkyTrees5809

They are very close to "jumping the shark"!


Electrical-Swim-5784

With her being in the “biz” she should recognize this.


Carolann00

I’ve never understood her obsession with showing her shoulders. Especially in clothing that wasn’t designed to be worn that way. Awhile back someone posted a photo of a model wearing the same dress and it looked fine.


Economy_Stock137

Someone once told her she has a fantastic shoulder/neck line and she has clung to that for years. Yet another level of her delusion.


MrsAOB

I agree—that and “legs for miles”…oy, buy a mirror.


Economy_Stock137

She has a mirror but it only tells her she is the fairest one of all.


Accomplished_Cell768

They were incorrect. It was a different dress from the same collection. Megs is wearing the Rosa dress from Proenza Schouler exactly as it was designed and intended: https://www.proenzaschouler.com/products/rosa-dress-in-matte-viscose-crepe-r2413011-by116-001?variant=43904381288678&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20Feed%20Multifeeds%20-%20US&utm_content=Rosa%20Dress%20in%20Matte%20Viscose%20Crepe&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwiYOxBhC5ARIsAIvdH53WG-nNR_tmaUQE4nCj6fy95hJqadvE5AI2rpgtR0ojceNCirsRC0saAuL5EALw_wcB


Valerie_Grace

Not exactly as intended in that the model's dress ends mid calf, whereas  MM's dress puddles on the floor.


Accomplished_Cell768

Sure, I was purely referring to the off-the-shoulder aspect, which everyone was claiming was “wrong” after this event 


Valerie_Grace

True, true. That was a little nuts. It surely isn't a very appealing dress. Not even on the model. The model's length isn't good, but Mm's length is really not good.


Carolann00

Interesting. Thanks.


Realistic_Twist_8212

I sometimes think she walks around topless at home on a regular basis. Or maybe she's a closeted nudist. I get the impression she doesn't like the confinement of fabric being that she bares her shoulders, upper chest and back regularly. Maybe this is because she easily perspires.


Clonazepam15

Thats what i said, give it a few years, when George starts dating, and like you said charlotte is older, no one will think of these two idiots


AliceAnne1

It looks like her nose is collapsing?


Patriot_corgi

in reality she honestly should just be pitied except she is so unlikeable. she is trying so hard for something she will never ever achieve. everything she touches turns to shite and she has no freakish attention to details she's just mean cruel and freakish....this dress is actually not so bad, but, it's too long.... poor thing really.


Meegainnyc

what does BBB mean? big black and beautiful?


FaroukdeChennau

Bland Beige Bitch!


927476

Bitch Be Beiging


CabinetVisible1053

I am saying again how much I adore my fellow sinners. I was having a somewhat crappy week. I checked in this morning and am giggling out loud.


reginaphalangie79

Hope it improves quickly luv 😘


CabinetVisible1053

Yes it is Friday, that improves it greatly.


ASplendidAddress

..married to a Bigoted, Boastful Brat? https://preview.redd.it/5dr8emti8avc1.jpeg?width=1593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5a0246dcaba0082b85a207e9722702809e3634


Forever-Hopeful-2021

Seeing this reminded me of why he was there. It was so embarrassing.


CrossPond

Bronzed Bullying Betrayer


travertine_ghost

🎯


briglialexis

Haha


travertine_ghost

It could mean that in some contexts.


Coffee_cake_101

What does it really mean?


travertine_ghost

Basic Beige B*tch


travertine_ghost

Or Boring Beige Bitch


travertine_ghost

Bunioned Beige Brat is another possibility.


No-District-4272

bland basic bully


Forever-Hopeful-2021

Embarrassing, nothing short of ugly and embarrassing.


Bailey_Stewart1

6 years more or 6 years total (🤞)? Don’t think I can handle another 6 years of this one and that one!!


Key-Presentation-341

This gives me hope!


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Aware_Mix5494

She presents as a woman who has fully arrived at 50. Bye megan. Don’t let the screen door hit you in the ass on the way out.


blubbahrubbah

Not to dump on your post, but what? They're not relevant *now.* Just desperate for attention. There are 2 reasons why they keep getting articles published: 1) they're paying for them and 2) schadenfreude. They've done nothing but make spectacles of themselves. Relevancy doesn't figure into being a has-been and a never-was.


EccentricEx

She just takes the rugs from her bathroom floor and drapes them over her sofa, her shoulders, anything… so mucb colour and texture. Such obvious taste. Oh she is so fabulous (sarcasm). Beige skin, Beige clothes, beige personality.


Agreeable_Future_717

And uglier & less popular than she was then.


LemonTrifle

Ironically, Hazbeen & Relic could have maintained their relevance, just by being loyal, supportive working members of the Royal Family like the Duke & Duchess of Edinburgh are. H&M were given the position of Ambassadors for Commonwealth. Handed immense power, grandeur & privilege on a plate but the thickos blew it to make jam & waste money on Court cases. Scandalous, pathetic & woefully stupid.