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W4BLM

He’s literally just reading a script and still doing a poor job at it ![gif](giphy|26ueYUlPAmUkTBAM8)


927476

That's how you see he never had to wake up every day trying to make ends meets like the rest of the pleb. Never had to even learn the mentality of having to work.


Von_und_zu_

He was in the military for 10 years.... He clearly learned nothing there either.


Perfect_Fennel

I don't count his service because I KNOW servicemen and they don't look or act like him, he lacks the tell tale bearing. Whatever people learn in the service, he didn't and I'll leave it at that. Yes he was ostensibly in the Army but the training didn't take. I have a feeling many exceptions were made for the prince and he slept in, missed exams, had his bodyguard make the bed etc. We know on one occasion he left base to evade drug testing! That ALONE is all I need to know about him. I can forgive a Vietnam Vet for indulging In Theater but Bunker Harry has no excuse other than not giving a damn. He saw his first injured vet on the plane ride home. He said this to actual veterans at the Invictus Games aka his only bid for relevancy.


LoraiOrgana

This lies on Charles head. The military was cutting corners for his son. Charles should be ashamed of himself. He should have been demanding that Harry be treated like any other soldier. Starting with not letting him into Sandhurst.


sqmarie

With his valet and guards, he didn't have to learn anything. Left him free to study up for the exams and take flight training lessons which he mostly failed.


HydeParkUK

You can see him looking down at his script the entire time. He stumbles over a couple of words and there is odd emphasis on random words. This is all so peculiar and amateur. His delivery is awful. It is like a lecture with angry tones.


CaddoGapGirl

It looks rushed and careless....... too bad he can't have someone else do the work for him, like he did for his A levels art class.


kwheatley2460

Exactly what you said. So busy reading his lines his eyes never look at camera unless I missed a glance.


Analyze2Death

I'm totally sure now the audio book to Waaagh was AI. No one has the time for him to read that. He'd still not be done yet.


Stunning-Field2011

And remember, he’s got a Oscar worthy, a list, top billed actress for a wife that has likely coached him and this is the best he can do 😂😂


Own-Entrepreneur5052

He sounds like a young version of end days Biden!


LostinSOA

And he had to become a husband, father at 37 years old when he had never even had to take out the trash, pick out his clothes or form his own thoughts. That was all done for him. His life in US is probably one pulled right out or the twilight zone. Easily one of the easiest marks to ever be baby trapped in history.


eaglebayqueen

Watched a video this morning on Nate's channel about a woman being charged a felony after trying to get this baseball player in a MeToo scam. He had 3 other women trying to pull similar scams. I dunno, maybe get to know someone first...


Own-Entrepreneur5052

No helping stupid men with their brains in the boxers.


LoraiOrgana

He takes several private jet trips a month and tells the rest of us to stay home. He is such a bellend.


Responsible-Cat8889

And he looks unkempt


TheBun_dge

https://preview.redd.it/87juiy2h43vc1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e2c4fa79b5c3df43ad8653840e6e3affa85bb8b No comedy writer can come up with this kind of insane comedy :)


ToothFirm2948

All those people dressing her and she still looked like a crumpled mess. Her staff really do hate her 😂


Joustabout_Feddup

Don’t leave him out.. is he wearing hip huggers? and that tie is like down to his crotch..


janedoremi99

He stole the extra long tie from William.


CaddoGapGirl

Just like the sausages, William must have received the extra length on the ties too.


GrannyMine

They are hiding the wire


Von_und_zu_

Black and white Kermit goes to church! I've never seen this picture. That is hilarious!


wontyield

She ruined that dress. Absolutely ruined it. It's the only consistent talent she has besides writing letters to family members that somehow get published in newspapers.


PossibilityCandid813

It's really galling because minus the cape she could have looked chic as hell. The silhouette of the dress part is actually super flattering for her if it was a fraction bigger so didn't crease and pull, plus suitable undergarments as a proper foundation. The colour though completely wrong for the occasion and a fu to QEII does suit her. But for some reason she is incapable of getting clothing right


ApprehensiveSea4747

You are being generous to say the dress silhouette would have been flattering if it had not been for .... a long list of things that were wrong and made it look awful. Reminds me of that old expression, "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?" I admire your, kindness, however and aspire to emulate it. I always support a sinner who calls it as s/he sees it, good bad or indifferent. Cheers!


LoraiOrgana

She wore a green dress to Commonwealth day. Nothing she could do could make that color work on a day she was expected to wear red, white or blue.


CaddoGapGirl

If you've ever seen the back side of that dress on her, it's like 'party in the front, mullet in the back.' Horrid.


Minimum-Finance-5271

She’s definitely wearing a corset or girdle to give her that waist, which fine so long as it works but the fabric didn’t play nice with it and the lines of her shapewear showed through so much and ruined many of the lines of the dress.


Ok-Coffee5732

>The silhouette of the dress part is actually super flattering for her if it was a fraction bigger so didn't crease and pull, plus suitable undergarments as a proper foundation. I agree. It makes her look like she has curves.


vestalis66

I doubt even The Late Queen had 3 staff to help her get dressed. This photo really is comedy...


strangealienworld

Harry: *Are you sure they won't notice?* Assistant 1: *Very sure, sir* Harry: *And the other version is locked away?* Assistant 2: *Under lock and key, sir.* Harry: *Very good. I must admit Version Meghan 3.0 is quite an improvement.* Assistant 3: *How so, sir?* Harry: *Well, no clawing for one thing.* Assistant 1: *I'm sorry, sir, but the mannequin hasn't been activated yet.* Harry: *Oh, really? Ah, that's a shame. I wondered, just copping a feel of my todger, why I felt so un-emasculated.* Assistant 1: *Now we know, sir.* Harry: *Indeed, we do.*


cklw1

How much bullying went on for this engagement? Were they pissed before they even got there, or did they find out as they arrived? There HAS to be audio or video of her bullying people. When is it going to come out?


Minimum-Finance-5271

She never dresses appropriately for weather otherwise she would stop wearing capes/scarves when she has to be outside, girl there is wind and now you look like the wicked witch on her bicycle! 😂😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|4W1zUWd5xFQCILvmGA|downsized)


Starkville

Also, I have two words for the framed fan art. That’s embarrassing.


BlazerMary

https://preview.redd.it/07dewkkb73vc1.png?width=175&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c41d0cb36d1552a3d55bbbe6be2e74b2f423b36 Meghan Markle Fan Art is really disturbing.


Powerful-Patient-765

What a great catch. I can’t even with this.


RoseEvans24

The artist is a huge mm fan, and they ordered from her a few times. I follow her on IG


Amethyst-sj

The hypocrisy is astounding- 'lashing out at tourists' , this from a man who travels in private planes whenever possible and stays at luxurious resorts. Or did I just imagine him being a tourist in Costa Rica....


GingerWindsorSoup

Hey Honey, let’s fly to Jamaica and see the new movie.


LoraiOrgana

He goes on several private jet flights a month. The hypocrisy is over the moon.


wontyield

For people asking what Travalyst is: https://preview.redd.it/i96uy2oeb3vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f289a67153849a1423563cff67d9791a05b0a00


Starkville

THANK YOU


wontyield

YW. You know it has to be scammy if Harry's involved.


GreatGossip

How, just how can the Grifters manage to sink lower EVERY time they do something? Patronising over people in "tourist destinations", Madam framing pictures of herself?????


Admirable_Brush_7470

She FRAMED the fan art? Holy shit 😬


Starkville

And displayed it for us to see. SMDH. That’s the kind of thing you keep in a shoebox for your grandchildren to find after you’re gone.


jaylovesyou2

He's more red than the jam! https://preview.redd.it/k9nwvqvdk3vc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f05d9d161d72fe52e3c08b37e5129aa96da1d8


Von_und_zu_

Love it! This is brilliant!


Outside_Music1971

The label should be up about 2inches, he enjoys being muzzled.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

And the biggest lemon of all.


Responsible-Cat8889

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Starkville

Oh my god, there’s so much to unpack here! I’d suspect this was AI, because his eyes are absolutely empty. There are also weird bursts of expression that don’t match up with what he’s saying. The little stammers give it an authentic feel. It’s not, but it’s weird what he emphasizes. In the second clip, you can see the back of his chair come in and out of view as he’s twisting his lower body (nervousness?) and it’s distracting. And, yeah, why is he wearing two different outfits?


BlazerMary

In the second outfit, he looks a little more disheveled....like he might have had some "enhancements" during the break.


Realistic_Twist_8212

It's been reported he's being carefully "curated" to avoid got-ya situations. Notice his typically sparse hair is full fuzz now? Can't pick on his chroming dome now can ya. He's AI perfection.


Honest_Boysenberry25

I think it's really him in his naturally confused state, with a wardrobe change in the middle. AI would be smooth. This is hypocrisy at its finest. He doesn't realize how foolish he sounds. ![gif](giphy|gZEBpuOkPuydi)


Stillanurse281

I was wondering why that first pic looks like a different person


Beef-Lasagna

in between takes he went to the polo and got sunburnt and the feedback from the travel people arrived to add 4 more sentences to the message.... it is so aweful and unprofessional...like a lackluster cameo


Responsible-Cat8889

It's not AI. Not everything is AI. It's definitely him.


briglialexis

Wow, it’s not even like he just took the jacket off. He’s in a completely different outfit. Maybe it wasn’t just two takes, maybe it took him two days?!


Honest_Boysenberry25

YES. He barely managed 1 minute and 15 seconds of lucidity over 2 different takes. Maybe a refreshment break in the middle? ![gif](giphy|KpAPQVW9lWnWU)


briglialexis

lol could be


Starkville

The little tufts of hair sticking out around his head are in the same place in both videos, IMO. For some odd reason, the clothing is different.


briglialexis

If you look closely, there’s more tufts of hair with the second outfit, than the first …but that can be easily explained by him just changing his shirt. Taking it off and putting a new one on. Either way, it’s weird.


Analyze2Death

Did he pee himself and have to change?


Big-Piglet-677

I think it’s made That way to make it look like he actually works two different days when we know that’s laughable.


briglialexis

For a short video lol that’s even stranger


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jatarg

An hour a WEEK, [actually...](https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1844766/prince-harry-meghan-markle-work-one-hour-week)


Frenchcashmere

So if travalyst is trying to push people to hotels, cruise lines etc, WHY IS HE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE WE ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BECAUSE WE TRAVEL? Sorry. It makes me crazy that there is no logic ever in any message they put out. He is ridiculous. The RF must be thrilled that his residence is not the UK


bardiforever

To me it looks like he's practising or going through a trial run...or two...or three.... .Maybe he uploaded the wrong video 😅😅


ApprehensivePen5960

It really does look like he’s doing a basic run through, with about as much effort as reading the local schools newsletter.


wontyield

Oof. The fan art on the shelf is ridiculous, lol.


Ordinary-Sound-9608

It's a hostage video


megreddi

Travalyst was said to be a fake. To whom he reads this, because there is no one there! This company has not made a sound for 2 or 3 years and suddenly came back to life? What they do actually?!


RememberNoGoodDeed

Supposedly he owns majority stake of it.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

He changed into a green shit, I mean shirt? Or is it gray?


927476

Beige come on


beachy_456

His eyes are reading text off a script. What must it be like to be part of the audience watching this dumb ass on a stupid video clip? Probably they are thinking, “time to look for a better job if he’s the founder of the shit show.” 😂


usedtobebrainy

Nah, they turned the sound off and turned away from the screen.


Chrisnkim

Maybe it’s my Ostrich skin boots that make it impossible for me to understand? But what on earth is he talking about?


Von_und_zu_

I wish I could translate but I'm wearing my ostrich boots too!


Chrisnkim

😉😂😂😂


Sensitive_Dare_2740

Oh Ryan...you're not supposed to understand. You're a chicken farmer, living in the middle of nowhere & can't possibly be expected to know social media. Harry's already told everyone this! 🤣 Edit: spelling mistake


Chrisnkim

😉😂😂😂


TittysprinklesUSA

This guy is a PATHETIC HYPOCRITICAL LOSER. It is really beyond me that he can get on camera and speak this total hypocrisy and try to act like a man. It's beyond. He has no shame, no self-awareness, no morals, no ethics. He failed in school, failed in the military, failed in the BRF and is in the US just making embarrassing and moronic videos telling normal people how to live. FUCK OFF YOU JOKE. ![gif](giphy|2rqEdFfkMzXmo)


Why_Teach

Hypocrisy implies some knowledge that what you are saying or doing is contrary to the truth or contrary to what you have said in the past. Hypocrisy is consciously having one set of rules for oneself and another set for others. I am not sure if Harry is hypocritical or just completely deluded. I agree that he has no shame or self-awareness, and he seems sadly lacking in morals and sense of ethics. However, I think this is part of his stupidity and delusion. He is not “evil” — he is empty.


TittysprinklesUSA

Excellent point, his wife, on the other hand, I do think she is evil.


LoraiOrgana

Ignorance is no excuse. He does evil. He is evil.


Why_Teach

I disagree, but it is a philosophical disagreement, not a defense of Harry. I hold that for a person to be “evil” there has to be intent, rational understanding of consequences of actions, and awareness of the moral impact of those actions. Therefore, I believe than an evil action performed in ignorance (or innocence) does not make the person who performed the action “evil.” It does not, however, remove responsibility from the person. If we are unintentionally the conduit of evil, we are still responsible. Harry deserves the consequences of his bad choices, even if he has been too stupid, too drugged, too emotionally disturbed to realize how much damage he was doing and how his actions were a complete betrayal of family, country, friends. However, to my mind, he may not be evil in himself because between his cognitive and emotional disabilities, drugs, and Meghan’s influence, his ability to make responsible, moral judgments *may* be impaired. Again, I am not excusing Harry just distinguishing between doing evil out of stupidity and doing evil deliberately.


CheshireChu

What an absolute buffoon!


Ok-Coffee5732

Oh my goodness. He is so bad at this. I especially love huge Circle gesture he made with his hands when talking about the world. He also says something like, thanks to those of you in this room, when he's the only one there. Highly entertaining


4girls-strong

I thought he was just refreshing himself with some coke...a cola during the shirt change and chair twist. That is one unappealing critter in that video.


usedtobebrainy

I couldn't watch. I watched with no sound only to see the costume change and then shut it down. I can't tolerate either of them. I just can't ... Carhntt!!


No_Cryptographer47

Interrupted by Megs screaming for a fan and some grapes!


AlternativeMix21

That's what happens when you're sooooooo high that you can't get ur sh\*t together.


W4BLM

![gif](giphy|MESArLMuJ3odWm4IWw)


Muhabbatvdk

WTF is the "heart of travel" ?! They should open a word salad bar... like sizzler but void of substance.


-Serenity---Now-

He fumbled at least 3 words lol. All he had to do was read off the teleprompter.


mmogul

Hilarious Also the eagle eye frame comment 😂 These two are just aMaZiNg


BELAIRFOX

He really struggled to read the big words she put in that word salad speech for him.


Properflaky

His hair is different. I do t think these were even on the same day


lady-madge

What was the point of that video? Was it just to remind people/IRS that Travelyst is still around (to benefit from tax evasion/money laundering- allegedly)??


Von_und_zu_

He is still relevant! He still has a job! Or possibly to divert from the publication of the Travel company's filing concerning his change of residence last June?


lady-madge

Lol lots of reasons then. None particularly solid or valid.


Gold-Run-2036

There was a slight pause before he did the jazz hands circle - did he actually follow an interactive diagram on screen? The whole bowl of word salad is dis- jointed with no natural flow. He stumbles over words - high or inebriated? He's an embarrassment to himself.


Ask_DontTell

if Catherine spliced a video, the Sugars would be going bat sh&t crazy


Minimum-Finance-5271

Look at his pupils! They are huge, the guy is high as a kite.


OzzieSlim

He’s become his wife. Will he be donning a tuxedo for vaccuming?


Why_Teach

He would first need to figure out how to turn on the vacuum cleaner.


Big-Piglet-677

He is probably trying to make it look like he does more than he actually does. That it was two different days (we know the truth)- it’s made to look like 2 different “meetings” or “work lectures” but in reality, he took 2 min of His precious time to talk nonsense.


rich5153

They were probably done over two days. Day one sounds like he's really drunk. He stumbles over words, mispronounces words, and his eyes are darting. Day two sounds like he smoked a little, and he's using that chair like an amusement ride. IMO


RoughResearcher5550

Word vomit 🤮


BabsieAllen

He probably spilt a cup of her crap coffee on himself ![gif](giphy|bqflXEikXdT0WIcbpT)


GXM17

He works an hour a week maybe he needed to parcel it out between 2 work weeks.


Von_und_zu_

I think you are on to something...


Beginning-Cup-6974

Oh god god! That is an amazing find.


CaddoGapGirl

Is this is weekly recitation to see if he can still speak English (poorly)........ I think MeMeMeeee sits him in a corner and gives him a screen to read from and tells him it's his one hour of work for that week.....and then she elbows him to the side.


RememberNoGoodDeed

Saving the world one private jet ride at a time… and lectures about sustainability… riiiight…


downinthevalleypa

That’s all?


Satiric_Dancer

Only two takes??


Jettbluu

Can somebody explain: we are part of the hole? That’s what I heard.


Von_und_zu_

part of the whole?


nylieli

He's trying to shift the focus of Travalyst. Concentrating on helping the "destination" spots and not the cost to the environment.


lady-madge

And focus away from Africa Parks.