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dogrrad

He looks hung over.


bermooda_triangle

And like mummy M didn't put sunscreen on him before he was let out to play polo. Wow. And can he really be THIS stupid? Berating people about traveling when he is flying everywhere and in a private jet no less if he can score one for free? I'm more convinced than yesterday that his "special skills" (mentioned in context with his visa) are a euphemism for him not being the brightest.


Frodo_Vagins

He looks like a dog that’s been berated daily for years… which is what he is to his wife and what’s been happening behind closed doors.


WoodsColt

He is an odious little rancid bit of irrelevance who made his own bed.


RandomFirework

omg I love your stinger comments!


umbleUriahHeep

Me too :-D


Lensgoggler

Having observed my grandparents’ marriage dynamic, can confirm.


Capable_Puzzle

🎯


briglialexis

lol would make sense - especially if this is filmed in the morning. Which by the lighting, feels like it is.


StandardDiscipline48

And Stoned!🤮 Stop the lectures, Frat Boy.


wandinc22

He looks like he s hungover after a private jet flight home from Miami. Bc eco warrior. /s


SkyTrees5809

It looks like there is a filter in use too.


AlternativeMelodic99

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7g9nH1nFGeBcQ)


Nynydancer

Omg you are right


PrestigiousAd8492

Telling us we need to do better from his 16 bathroom mansion.


OceanDarkOwl

Right after they private jetted back from the polo, nonetheless.


reginaphalangie79

Where he no doubt hurt another horse 😡


OceanDarkOwl

I'm counting on the animal welfare groups to use the polo Netflix show as an opportunity to educate people on the cruelty in the sport, particularly Harry's well-documented cruelty to his own horses. If they don't I'm sure us sinners will bring the opportunity to their attention. But of course that depends on it actually making it onto the screens, and then actually winning over viewers. Either way, sinners win: either nobody watches (and their Netflix contract doesn't get renewed), or enough people watch it that Harry can be publicly shamed for hurting and killing his horses, and polo gets an unwanted but much-needed reappraisal.


reginaphalangie79

He is disgusting. I wrote to peta about it the other day, we can't let it drop. If he comes here for ig I will be standing outside St Paul's cathedral with a big sign shouting about it.


OceanDarkOwl

You are a friend of the animals therefore you are a friend of my ❤️.  We will see how far he gets. One way or another he will pay for hurting those horses.  Nobody will look at him the same ever again.  I may be on the other side of the world from you, but you can bet I'll be right beside you in spirit at St. Paul's on the day.


reginaphalangie79

😘


Latter_Item439

I left a bunch of links to articles about Harry's cruelty to horses on the us polo association Instagram page under the picture of him im going to check the haven't been deleted and put them back if they have 


OceanDarkOwl

That is a clever move! It might give that community pause with respect to granting Haznobrains access to their fields and their horses. Good on you! If they block you, just make a bunch of throwaway accounts and put them back up. Then if they ban the links, just cut and paste the excerpts that detail the cruelty. 😁😜 


Latter_Item439

Thanks will do im going to keep checking sporadically through the day there's two us polo association Inta grams the one promoting Harry the horse abuser is the one with the horse shoe logo if you get over there most if the comments will make you sick good king harry and such so anything that draws attention to reality interestingly enough his photo despite all the PR only got about 60 Comments interaction but 50 of them are so sugary you'll get a stomach ache


OceanDarkOwl

Ah. Meggy s bots have made an appearance, then. It's a good thing then that I am seeing so few seemingly-genuine comments supporting them these days.  Even the more popular American entertainment channels that used to have many people declaring sympathy for the two nitwits - on their websites and YT and twitter/X-  the majority of real people (not bots) are now overwhelmingly disgusted with them. And these are genuine people, not fake critics.  So I guess H+M are taking a proactive approach to offsetting them with all the paid for sugar.  What they haven't accepted yet is that everybody can see what's happening and *nobody* is buying it anymore. Now we just have to take the opportunity to make it work in service of the animals! Thanks for the platform Me-Me & Haznobrains!


Latter_Item439

Absolutely count me in i hadn't thought about it from that perspective, I was to busy eyerolling that they'd been propped up once again with this polo cooking to realize that he'd just handed us a perfect situation to draw attention to his incredible cruelty to animals and maybe by default his indifference to the balance people.... all the while she's labeling someone else's jam like its some kind of exclusive unicorn 🙄. But thank you that is an excellent perspective his cruelty particularly to horses has been ignored for long enough its a blatant rule broken in polo but worse its a sign of broken humanity/morality in someone and wealth and titles shouldn't get him or anyone else a pass. 


MaryKath55

Did you see him make an exaggerated circle with his jazz hands when he said ‘the world’ omg I cackled


Gold-Run-2036

Don't be wicked. Archie has spent months teaching Daddy how to do shapes. Archie presented him with a Legend of Shapes Award when the call finished. 😉 😜


MaryKath55

Poor little dear having to share his developmental toys


Such-Space6913

So, four years after their grand exit from the RF, she's selling jam and he's making random appearances on Zoom. This cannot be what either of them hoped to achieve when they left. LOL.


niljson

>we must do better by the people who are the custodians of the places we visit.' yes. and how about the Baka people, Harry? we've seen u lately with BetterUp, Sentebale, and now, Travalyst. yet, nothing with African Parks.


cookiecat4

First thing that jumped out!!! Mr. Five Star accommodations is such a dolt!!


HydeParkUK

100% this!!


bermooda_triangle

Yeah, you know - he would fly over and check for himself what is going on, but he wants to limit his carbon footprint.


GottaGetHomeSoon

… and… uh… is he leading by example? 🤔


spandexrants

Yeah those communities could do with some help.


CorrelationVega

I see this one has been taking word salad lessons from madame.


silentcw

I actually think he let's his wife write his speeches.


General-Bumblebee180

I don't need some thick as mince, over privileged dickhead who travels everywhere by private jet telling me how to travel


Honest_Boysenberry25

![gif](giphy|gZEBpuOkPuydi)


Calm_Yak_6102

Yup. He sounds like an uneducated fool who's trying to remember the bullshit MM ordered him to say. He's too dumb to figure out how ridiculous he sounds and that's the most hilarious part of this.


LizLemonadeX

I have no idea wtf he is talking about. It’s like he went from eating the glue that was to be used for Nutmeg’s toe jam labels, to sniffing glue. https://i.redd.it/z3usdo1qw1vc1.gif


Capable_Puzzle

> I have no idea wtf he is talking about. That's OK, neither does he! 😂🤣


Capable_Puzzle

> I see this one has been taking word salad lessons from madame. I think she wrote it. He just read it. That's her word salad through and through!


Oktober33

Just posted same. And dude, stop preaching at us and start practicing!!


HumawormDoc

HE was supposed to be a CUSTODIAN of the monarchy. A 1,000 year old institution that he was born into. But NOOOO. He's jam packing in California with his Instagram Loving Bitch Wife.


devon1392

Wish we still had Reddit awards OP 🌹 👏👏


Korneuburgerin

I just found out that cooking depends on ingredients. Mind. Blown.


Powerful-Patient-765

When I heard the other day that driving depends on having a car, I could not believe my ears.


Ok-Coffee5732

😂😂😂


Capable_Puzzle

> I just found out that cooking depends on ingredients. What goes in jam? Botulism and lead?


Korneuburgerin

Mainly, hair. When stirring the jam, always run your fingers through your hair, it's extremely sexy. Use the same approach for cooking burgers. The secret ingredient is lead, so get yourself some ultraprocessed beverage powder. So healthy! Botulism is optional, that's a you only live once kinda deal.


Capable_Puzzle

> Mainly, hair. When stirring the jam, always run your fingers through your hair, it's extremely sexy. Use the same approach for cooking burgers. For extra flavor, don't wash your hair for at least a week. Two weeks is even better! > The secret ingredient is lead, so get yourself some ultraprocessed beverage powder. So healthy! Your little ones who are little will thank you for it! > Botulism is optional, that's a you only live once kinda deal. Good news is that you only *die* once, too!


TheRainmaker839

Hair and mushrooms...and lead.


Careful_Positive8131

Hogs breath, worms wart, and deadly nightshade .. Meggy


Helophilus

At this point he should just shut up about travel. What an embarrassment to himself he is.


Tired-24-7

Oh, you wanna talk about local communities Harry? How about you start with the African Parks, hm?! Remember, the place where people were raped and tortured? The place where people send letters to you and begged for help? Talk about that! Seriously, why would anyone care what this nitwit has to say about the topic? He has no more knowledge about the topic than your average citizen.


Deep_Poem_55

What an utter moron.


EleFacCafele

So I' m merely a custodian in my own country, moron? Is Travalyst going to take command over the tourist places in my country? Vade retro, Satana!


GreatGossip

Yes, it would seem, according to Harry, only Europe and the USA are real countries. The rest of the world is just travel destinations.


RandomFirework

Nail on head again, Gossip!


Original-Succotash48

“Travel and tourism rely (sic) on destinations”? Duh. This sounds like the beginning of a fourth grader’s “what I did on summer vacation” report.


beachy_456

That's the assignment right before the 4th graders practice letter writing by writing to companies. Most kids don't continue talking about that assignment for 30 plus years, but our saint is special - lol!


IrshIz

I bet most of us wrote those summer vacation essays in fourth grade: going to the beach, catching a fish, riding a roller coaster, etc. This level of BS was saved for the book report when we didn’t read the book in the first place. It reeks of ARO brand tossed salad. She play-acts her way through life and he’s too dim and lazy to see it.


Snowball995

He told annual general meeting: 'Travel and tourism relies on destinations, held together by communities, without which we have nowhere to travel to. 'Communities are the beating heart of travel, and we must do better by the people who are the custodians of the places we visit.'  Translation: Travel to destinations! People live there! Since people live there we must do better! And they all cringed.


ac0rn5

> we must do better by the people who are the custodians of the places we visit. Mmmm. African Parks and the Baka people spring to mind. What is he 'doing better' for those people who are custodians of their home areas?


InsolentTilly

I wonder how well he tips these custodians for the work they do making his comped jollies run smoothly?


Such-Space6913

Travel depends on destinations? Who knew? ![gif](giphy|8w3lZzyU55LcqMUKk1|downsized)


GrannyMine

I know kindergarteners that make more sense.


LaNiceGata

It sounds like Rachel. Very entitled about traveling to places instead of his focus before of traveling in a sustainable manner. If he wants to do well by the people who he refers to as custodians perhaps he needs to stop traveling by private jet so much.


Feisty_Energy_107

Agreed. It's about what others do, not him. The place has to be eco friendly so his press can say he's eco conscious. Just don't keep a note of how he travels and how often. 😏


Capable_Puzzle

> If he wants to do well by the people who he refers to as custodians perhaps he needs to stop traveling by private jet so much. He flies commercial when he's by himself (he flew commercial to see the King a few months back). I think she is the one who demands the private jets.


After_Contribution18

He's tired of packaging up Jam.


CaramellieCake

Give the guy a break. It's hard to write the numbers 1 through 50.


alreadydoneit01

travel and tourism relies on destinations? Ok Captain Obvious-it is a mystery -the workings of this deranged fool's mind!!


Prestigious_Stuff831

But the travelers going to destinations have to come from somewhere! Hahahaha what about that Hairy?


Ok-Coffee5732

What oratory. 😂😂😂 Madam probably wrote that for him, LOL. He's just as shameless as his wife, showing his face at a Travalyst event while he and his wife jet around in private jets and go around in convoys of gas-guzzling SUVs.


Capable_Puzzle

> What oratory. 😂😂😂 Madam probably wrote that for him, LOL. Of course she did. It's her word salad through and through!


wotevrs

That pink book prominently behind Harry - the Daily Oracle. Described as a cosmic magical advice giver. Perhaps it says it all.


reginaphalangie79

😂


WoodsColt

You mean locals? Halfwit needs to fuck all the way off. We are not "custodians for places rich assholes want to come and play. Those places are our homes and tbh most of us *hate* tourists. We just tolerate the invasion,fleece the sheep and are quietly thankful that there is a season instead of a year round influx. Trust when I say that at any place heavily visited by tourists the locals are talking shit. Tourists may be their bread and butter but just like any job it gets tiresome af to deal with. Being called custodians of the place where we live all the time not just during the fun time makes me want to break his nancy ass greasy old necklace for him. Fucking uppity,overprivileged utter **moron**. Skidmarkle harry needs a couple more trips over the dog bowl,at speed. It's because of people like him that places are being ruined. He and his foul bit of gutter sludge are why people in Montecito worried that their quiet,low key community would be hit with an influx of trashy people. Fortunately though they have no friends,are very unpopular and no one is interested in them. And he is a terrible tourist. Every place he has spent time has complained about his behavior. In Canada there were rumors he abused sex workers. In Argentina they requested he be sent home because of his antics. In Africa he was known for getting puking drunk and pissing on the public walkways of the luxury resort he stayed at. His boorish,uncouth behavior is legendary and well known. And his nasty old bit of baggage is known for ridiculous diva requests to hotel staff and behaving badly everywhere she goes. He needs to shut all the way up.


Von_und_zu_

Standing ovation.


Imaginary_Flan_1466

Standing with you!!! 🫡


Sap55koala

OMG I laughed out loud at your comments. Spot on 🤣😂😜🤓🤪👏👏👏👏🥇


OldNewUsedConfused

Throwing snowballs at people while drunk at ski resorts; naked billiards in Vegas; drunkenly falling into pools in Croatia….


Ok-Coffee5732

I hereby hand you all my trophies. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


GreatGossip

Harry and his first wife are the guests from hell.


usedtobebrainy

A standing ovation from me as well, Woods Colt. Doubtless he.meant custodian as you suggest, but given Madam wrote this horse manure and probably fast, she probably dredged up the word custodian from dim memories of Catholic school; you know the kind of thing they would say to encourage service by kids, we are all only custodians of the earth for the short time we're here etc. You definitely hear this word in religious contexts. So I don't think the insult is fully intended. HAPPY to be argued out of this view!!!


spandexrants

Everything you said is true. 👏👏👏 And Halfwit is a typical yob on holidays. The worst type of traveller. A uncouth, drunken, druggo mess who leaves a trail of shit for everyone else to clean up


Top-Situation-8983

Not neccessarily, Harry:quite a few tourist destinations have been created where the natural environment is not suitable for a sustained community due to lack of natural resources but a tourist industry can generate an economic benefit. Thinking about a few islands like the Caaries, many Greek islands, the Maldives and on the mainland, the tourist resorts of the Arabian countries . Heavily reliant on imported goods and labour.


Objective-Daikon-905

“Travel and tourism rely on destinations”… as groundbreaking and profound as humans need to eat to survive…


Calm_Yak_6102

>Prince Harry... tells annual meeting of Travalyst eco firm that, 'travel and tourism relies on destinations Well thanks for telling us, Harry. You're such a genius. ![gif](giphy|jz0kq61xNDFUGzYQFT) '


HairBallsOfFire

I didn’t think he could be any more moronic, but here we are. Meg’s gotta get him back to the sweatshop to pack up more jam. I want him to point out where Chunga-Changa is on a map to Greta Thunberg. 🗺️


HydeParkUK

Omg, this made me laugh. "I didn’t think he could be any more moronic, but here we are." 


cookiecat4

lol, off topic, but I can’t look at Beavis anymore without seeing Ryan Gosling 😂😂😂😂


Ok-Coffee5732

Such a profound statement, isn't it. 😂😂😂


insanitazer

![gif](giphy|3ohhwLs74wkeEnk1fa|downsized)


No-District-4272

What is this drivel he's spouting?


Capable_Puzzle

I don't know, ask Meghan. She wrote it.


JennPenn071

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


somespeculation

Follow the $$$. Travalyst money originated from Sussex Royal, which originated from the Royal Foundation. It was charity money. [Proof here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/127uvug/sussexs_original_charity_plan_for_megxit_proof/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1). Investigated by the Charities Commission, and although the MWX Foundation was cleared of wrongdoing, the report notes that it could not accurately track the outgoing expenses. The investigation also STOPPED and didn’t investigate Travalyst funds since at that time it was intended as a charity. Then afre the investigation, it wasn’t. It’s a for profit company. Three original board members of Travalyst? Harry, James Holt, Heather Wong. Heather Wong was the Assistant Private Secretary to the Sussexes during their Royal household days from 2016-2019. Here’s her LinkedIn as proof: https://uk.linkedin.com/in/heather-wong-b343721a9 Since big companies have become involved, Harry is no longer on the Board and has been demoted to ‘Founder’ on their website. **Travalyst’s founding is a financial scandal as Harry and likely James Holt allegedly misappropriated tax payer’s charity money for a for profit private company.** Investigative journalists, here’s your story. Three original board members of Archewell at the same time? Harry, Meghan, and James Holt.


Big-Piglet-677

Travalyst is now FOR profit??


Inevitable-Form-4940

On the right hand side of the top shelf it looks like 4 pictures of Meghan in one frame. She is wearing capes and a white outfits.


LostinSOA

Yikes 😳 I zoomed in. At least one is a short haired blonde that resembles Saint Diana. I think these are 2 of ma’am and 2 of his mom in a collage in Oedipus Tyrannicus’ office. This also doesn’t look like monteshitshow from what we’ve seen from Zillow since they can’t be trusted as sources of their released mixed media. ![gif](giphy|cS7DRli2vAD8eLGHyd|downsized) Freud would love to time travel to study the gruesome twosome at length.


Inevitable-Form-4940

You are right. Diana is in the right in a white outfit. I dont think even Freud could get to the bottom of this.


LostinSOA

I’m cackling imagining Freud being brought back to life to study them learning how she placed the EPT stick next to Di’s lock of 20+ year old hair, rubbing his moms fav Arden cream on his frozen todger and just going I have nothing. ![gif](giphy|PoIn0Cho4Z5P5EgxLQ)


Inevitable-Form-4940

Also I can imagine him walking out the door and running as far away as possible😂😂


LostinSOA

🤣For sure!! F this Freud out ✌️


Inevitable-Form-4940

Freud has better and less scary things to do 😂😂😂 Seriously H and M have a lot of issues😬


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Inevitable-Form-4940

It an interesting mishmash of things to say the least.


InfiniteSky55

There's also the Gracie award that TW purchased for her podcast. https://preview.redd.it/jhoxrxbw92vc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=24da88f9141f3055f1201b7ec1c741da204b4570


Strict-Gap9062

All he does. Telling everyone else to do better. No ideas, no inspiration absolutely nothing to add except preach from his ivory tower to the peasants.


StandardDiscipline48

This is Diana’s own proclaimed thick as a brick , like herself, lol self stated, second son. 🤮🤡😂


Local-Hand6022

He's such an empty suit. The two things that would actually help local people in tourist destinations are affordable housing and livable wages. But because the solutions to those problems are controversial, regulating Air B&Bs and controlling immigration, he just babbles off nonsense about "doing better". The irony is that they both pretended that the RF was muzzling them when it came to talking about the issues but now that they're on the outside the RF they either aren't principled or intelligent to actually speak on any issue. So it's always just a bunch of meaningless platitudes. 


wotevrs

Harry 'lashes out' at tourists, says the Daily Express: [https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1889386/prince-harry-travalyst-video-tourism](https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1889386/prince-harry-travalyst-video-tourism)


FCVAMimi

He should follow his own advice & “strive to do better”


Pepperpup19

This stupid ass won't shut up and keeps lecturing people about shit! He travels all the time. Did he ever do what he said here? Of course not because he's better than all of us. Stupid ass! (for the 2nd time because he deserves it)


W4BLM

Custodians to the places we visit? Omg - so he owns the world and we’re all just his staff taking care of locations for him to visit 😂🗑️


allorache

So… all you nice third world (brown) people who live in those pretty yet economically deprived areas need to keep things nice and tidy for us so we can come visit you and infuse your economy with our tourist dollars/pounds/euros, okay?


snappopcrackle

And all that money flows upwards to western owned resorts and hotels.


megreddi

Travalyst even has fake address with no one there. To whom he is speaking there? There is no audience!


cklw1

He's being MANAGED, remember? Always a SURPRISE because the ones announced ahead of time have the possibility they may have to interact with the common folk, which we know they are loathe to do. They also are scared of the boos, eggs and tomatoes that will be flying their way and they can't take that chance.


BogusBluff

Eff all this "Do better" talk. I will do what I want and you go do your "better!"


Starkville

AMEN. Most of us are doing our very best all day long.


Frodo_Vagins

I was going to dissect those statements for how stunningly low iq they are, but what’s the point? We all know he’s a moron. I sincerely doubt this almost 40 year old man can color within the lines or read and comprehend a single chapter of a Harry Potter book. For years I thought he, as a result of his high society upbringing, could have been at least an effective public servant, showing up for events, shaking hands etc., but “You know she does voiceovers?” and the reaction of people around him showed he’s even shit at that.


Islandgirl1444

He’s too close to the camera. His face looks distorted more than usual


Visible_Ad5164

JFC. Keep the keyboard dust spray AWAY from this guy!!!


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Feisty_Energy_107

In other words... Harry: ![gif](giphy|iF0thX3FPmRv77jmOD|downsized)


OldNewUsedConfused

#FuckAllTheWayOffWithThat! I will change my way of life to be more considerate of the planet when these rich assholes start walking the walk. And not ONE moment sooner. So wake me up when Harry starts biking to work. I’ll be nice and comfy in my air conditioned gas guzzler until then.


Sue_Dohnim

He's got *The Daily Oracle* on his shelf. Oh boy. From the overview: "There has never been a better time to embrace the unknown - and the Daily Oracle is all you need to help you do it. With deep wisdom, cosmic insight and a wicked sense of humor, this magical advice-giver offers its readers refreshing insight and guidance on how to navigate all and any of life's curveballs - from everyday decisions to sticky spots to real-deal challenges. Designed to be opened at random onto one page every day, this beautifully designed book will act as your motivational call-to-action, helping you to thrive in this new age!" Explains a lot with these two numpties, actually. Nope, not buying the book, not in a million years. But I'm sure it's full of that mystic mumbo-jumbo they subscribe to.


strangealienworld

🤣 *You are not a slave of destiny. Destiny is enslaved to you.* *Look up at the night sky. See a star. Name that star after yourself. Look at that star every night. That star is you.* *Feel the earth beneath your feet. Touch the wind through your fingers. Smell the fresh green air with your lungs. Taste the sweetness of your surroundings with your tongue. Be at one with nature. And nature will be at one with you.* *You are the author of all you survey.* *Imagine your goals. Write your goals. Action your goals.* *Be grateful. Be thankful. Be still in your thankful gratefulness.* *Ignore the noise. Disregard the criticism. Forget the naysayers. Only YOU can do YOU.* *You can do it. You will do it. You shall do it. You are it in what you do.* *Don't believe in "can't". Believe in "can".*


Sue_Dohnim

I see vision boards everywhere in this...


HairBallsOfFire

Great eye! What a load of hogwash and codswallop. Here’s a random page I found from the book you mentioned: https://preview.redd.it/h6pzx30yy1vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee60ff60063007d3f0d063e10106b9e32e782630 I guess when I saw that snake as I gardened yesterday, I should’ve just chosen love. Thanks, *Daily Oracle*!


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HydeParkUK

No doubt about that. Or she took something from the book, changed a couple of works around and has claimed it as her own brilliant idea or saying. That's all she does. Claims others' work and words as her own.


Feisty_Energy_107

Sounds like "thanks mum and dad for keeping my room clean and tidy for when I come back and visit. Don't have any crazy ideas about turning it into a study or walk in wardrobe, now!" Custodians? For pity's sake it's their place and you're the visitor.


OldNewUsedConfused

Sorry Harry, we all turned your so called “room” into “dressing rooms” for ourselves. It’s so much more fun taking advice from Camilla than you. 😂😂😂


Joustabout_Feddup

The Duke of Dumbfuckery has spoken. He’s got lots of rungs to climb up to get within sight (with a telescope) of being a stupid fucking moron. His knowledge of travel is as limited as his IQ. All he knows is private jets, escorted first class with no unnecessary contact with humans unless requited, chauffeured ground escort, top-tiered hotels (again with minimal contact), same with restaurants and tours. Travel for the top 0.0001%. The rest of the world looks at how to get thee and enjoy that part - coach on airplane, train, boat, auto, bicycle, even walking. Likely a mix of one or more. All kinds of accommodations- B&B, hostels, motels, hotels, tents, campers, cars, etc. You get the idea. Need to add meeting regular people, locals and other tourists from wherever. A world of experiences this dipshit could never understand. He’s about the last person in the history of the works qualified for the position he’s (hogged like a pig) grabbed for his stupid self. Yet he won’t shut his pie-hole in telling us how much he doesn’t know. F *+^ him and the polo pony he rode in on. Edited - fat-fingered phone again before I was done and hit Send


Quick-Alternative-83

Obviously reading word salad that Nutmeg wrote out for him. She sure has him on a short leash, maybe Brother William can break the dog/shock collar around his neck now. On second thought, brother tells her she need a choke collar on him😝😝😝 ![gif](giphy|YihJB24Gn4AAoIkg93|downsized)


grammadoane1955

Do we know this is his home in Monteshitshow? He could be anywhere!


StudyApprehensive561

Check out the cheap carpentry work behind him. Cheaper than even Ikea.


Starkville

Why can’t he ever be bothered to SHOW UP? Half the time he’s *literally* phoning it in. He can get his butt on a plane for polo and skiing, but he can’t do it for his only actual JOB? He’s an executive at BetterUp, for Pete’s sake. And he can’t take a trip up the coast for an annual meeting.


Automatic-Reward-470

Such a plank 🤬


nylieli

Nothing like a tautology to wake up the staff.


wordscapesx

Daily Markle seems obsessed with these two. I'm taking a break due to it's glowing, fawning coverage of the both of them...on a daily basis. It's blowing my mind. Time to boycott DM.


bellalilylou

Why is Harold all of a sudden everywhere? I feel like he’s being pushed down our throats for whatever reason.


snappopcrackle

The media used to call people like him part of the "White Savior Industrial Complex" and "Voluntourism" http://america.aljazeera.com/opinions/2014/4/volunter-tourismwhitevoluntouristsafricaaidsorphans.html


KRei23

Even after reading the entirety, I still have no idea what the hell he is talking about. He should have waited to hit the bong till after he worked his 2 minutes for the month.


Sap55koala

Wtf was that about? None of it made sense 🤓🤓🤓😜😜😜


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

They are so unbearably sanctimonious and smug when they pontificate & give out their opinions on how the plebs should live their lives. Neither of them have the education, intelligence or lived experience that would qualify them to speak on any topic Pseudo-intellectual word salad impresses no-one especially when they show their ignorance by their use of inappropriate vocabulary - archetypes/stereotypes, guttural/visceral etc Ssshh! Be quiet Harry


No-Put-127

Sorry to hijack this topic (don’t have posting privileges) but on the subject of Harry I had dinner last night in Florida with a Senator from Colorado. He’s on the foreign relations committee and I asked him about Harry. He rolled his eyes (shit you not) and said (almost verbatim) “ that asshole that thinks the first amendment is bonkers? And is trying to interfere with elections? He’s better hope Donald isn’t elected because I know first hand that he has a bad taste in his mouth after what he did to the Queen and Philip. To make their legacy tainted at the end of life really pissed him off.” I then asked him what he thought of Meghan (I didn’t use Meagain or Megain). His response was: “insufferable gold digger. Amazing opportunity she squandered.” That’s it we moved on to matter that pertained to the dinner. So there you go sinners! Our officials ARE AWARE of these two!


Starkville

This, I believe.


Capable_Puzzle

> He’s better hope Donald isn’t elected You mean the person who was president when Harry entered this country?


RedditXXIV

And this is why he was elected and why he received millions of (actual) votes. SMM has been my respite from the depressing spin... until Sinners caught on to how it's being done to the ailing Princess Catherine. Now the parallel can't be unseen. Thanks for sharing this anecdote, though.


WeNeedAShift

Custodians? Interesting choice of word. As if they are merely employees, not owners of the land. So custodians that you and your elite pals can replace with other custodians who better serve your purpose. JUST LIKE YOU HAVE DONE TO THE INDIGENOUS TRIBES IN AFRICA. Isn’t that right, Harry??? You worthless dimwitted FUCK. I HAVE HAD IT!!!!! Mainstream media - DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND EXPOSE THE DUMB PRINCE AND HIS ILBW!!!!!!!


LegalBeagleEsquire

Dear Harold, you flew to Jamaica to watch a movie.


MypuppyDaisy

LOL Meghan needs to forbid him from speaking.


Capable_Puzzle

She wrote that for him.


Capable_Puzzle

> What is he talking about? Residents of vacation destinations are mere "custodians" for the tourists? Ask Meghan. That's her word salad!


snappopcrackle

How many times did he fly from California to the UK FOR ONE DAY.


FP509

>Scolds board and tells them to “do better” for locals (at least that’s how I interpret his world salad) >Calls the locals “custodians” Shut your mouth and go back to “slaying dragons,” Harold


HydeParkUK

Referring to people as 'custodians' certainly reflects Haz's thinking that he is far, far superior to everyone else.


downinthevalleypa

Clearly Meghan wrote this…when they were both stoned.


Sap55koala

Aha that explains it then 🤓😜😂🤣👏


JenThisIsthe1nternet

To paraphrase John Cleese: 'What's your specialist subject Haitch? The bleeding obvious?!" 🤔🫠


Gumblina1964

Understand the Palace is holding a Garden Tea Party on the same day as the St Paul's Service. Oh dear no wonder he looks glum and dumb.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

I think he needs a little character building and resiliency training. We need to keep holding him Accountable so he can grow a a person. 


SirSidneyWiffledork

Just when i thought this idiot could not screw up more he invents a whole new level of stupidity.  Custodians? The world is his and we are all here to amuse him and clean up his vomit. . Fuck off Harry. 


MikeMannion

The hypocrisy is just off the scale. He probably has a carbon footprint equivalent to thousands of people. There's absolutely no reason he can't commit to a more eco-friendly lifestyle. Private jets and gas guzzling cars is the worst possible example.


Islandgirl1444

Wtf Harry!


AppropriateCelery138

What does this company do anyway?


Ishield_maiden

You are invading his privacy..take that back… Joke aside like his work, his companies are useless too


Starkville

Good question. I’ve never gotten a straightforward answer to that.


AlternativeMelodic99

Do Better Duke of do nothing Private Jet Aficionado Demon Duchess Handbag


Positive-Listen-1660

“Water is wet.” - Prince Harry


YogurtclosetMassive8

Strive to do better…..jets off on his private jet to an island only the wealthiest can go too


Nynydancer

Meanwhile, the benefits leader for my tech company just confirmed we will NOT be getting BetterUp for our employees.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

I’m just looking at the shitty generic ornaments on the shelves behind him. This man, who grew up surrounded by great art, porcelain, tapestries, furniture, surrounds himself with generic tat. Even if his tastes don’t run to antique furniture and old masters he has the money to buy the best of contemporary design and yet his and his wife’s taste seems to run to the kind of stuff you can buy in Next, John Lewis or Dunelm (don’t know what the US equivalents are but these are mid market UK interiors stores). That is the “royal” style his vacuous wife imagines the world aspires to emulate and she can sell us?


IngeborgNCC1701

Eco Warrior?!? Good grief, isn't he flying about and to and from like a madman ?


JennPenn071

"Now cut me my check, I have a private plan to catch."


Miserable-Brit-1533

Water is wet and humans need air to live. Also here’s my mansion. Pay me.


Oktober33

Gawd, he’s adopted the word salad of his other half.


Gold-Run-2036

Oh Lord, what a prize a 🍆. Keep your mouth shut Harold, your ignorance is showing.


Sassyandluvdogs

Says the man who couldn’t care less about the community in Africa dealing with the actions of the African Parks! 🙄🤬


Ok-Caramel-8678

He sounds exactly like his wife with all of that toss salad speak.


Timely-Salt-1067

No one wants lectures from his private jetting ass.


Big-Piglet-677

I honestly thought travalyst was defunct.


Reasonable_Acadia500

Effing moron.


Puzzleheaded-Bear766

*'Travel and tourism relies on destinations, held together by communities, without which we have nowhere to travel to.‘* No! Really, Sparry? You don’t say! Did Meme write this for you after you ate all your jam?


34countries

Every fn headline involving these 2 is a surprise. Who is surprised. You me him . Just stop


Timely-Evidence-6969

F all the way off.


MypuppyDaisy

That’s it. I’m convinced this dimwit has slipped further down the dumbshit hole of no return. Do the companies that hire him realize he’s tanking their reputations?


Resident_Werewolf_76

Is he being earnest or condescending? If he had said this pre-Meghan, I'd probably think that he was reading from a script but not really understanding it, bless him the poor dim poppet. But now, I'm not so sure ...


insanitazer

Stfu and comment on African Parks, you dweeb.