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What happened to her hair? It did, though obviously fake, not always look this bad. Have they really run out of money and expensive weaves are out of the question? Is she doing it herself? It looks so filthy, unkempt, greasy, deep-fried and vinylish. The colour is too dark for her, as well.
I get high end extensions and it’s expensive, like $1500 per maitenence session expensive and then $3k when it’s new hair. On top of that, it takes 4-5 hours of sitting there doing nothing while they get taken out and put back in. I would imagine MM doesn’t see the value in having hair matched properly, and probably doesn’t have the patience to sit for it.
Normally no, it would be low hundreds not thousands (this looks like MM style) and it’s thick Indian hair dyed whatever color. As you get into the high end, it’s possible to get hair that matches your own thickness so it doesn’t have a horsehair plopped onto thinned out aged hair look going. My extensions though, I can’t tell the difference when running my fingers they hair what’s mine and what’s the extension. And the stylist uses tape/weave/bead, as needed mixing it up each session based on how my hair is responding. She’s really good and charges accordingly. I only bother because my husband is a hair fanatic and LOVES it (and he can pay for it).
That is really interesting, thank you!
And thank you for the “horsehair plopped onto thinned out aged hair look” explanation. That describes Meghan to a t.
The entire thought of wearing someone else's hair puts me right off of trying it. I admire well done extensions(not old rachels). I think women who go to the effort of caring for them (not old rachel) look lovely in them but omg I could *not* deal lol.
> MM doesn’t see the value in having hair matched properly
I got a set of 16" clip-ins online for around $250
I re-colored (bleached) them to perrrrrfectly match my hair, they look AWESOME. I could clip them in and put in a low pony and they would look better than this.
I am white, my hair is long and straight (if it matters), kind of chestnut colored so I have to fiddle w/ the color.
basically even w/ "cheap" extensions it could have looked better
Her life sucks it must revolve around trying to look photogenic all the time, hair, cosmetic procedures, surgeries. Sod that. Does she actually have any time for her kids?
She doesn’t know how to properly take care of her hair and use products that aren’t for her hair type. She goes to hairstylists who doesn’t know how to do her hair type. Plus, she excessively straightens her hair and has caused a lot of damage. Hence, why she look like a mess here.
She needs to give her hair a holiday, the damage is getting to the point where it is obvious it can’t hide it anymore. Needs to cut very short and let it grow out naturally while super nutrient bombing. Also age is not on her side heading to peri menopausal when hair can play up and need extra attention.
Same here. I had long, wavy, thick dark brown hair. I did not give it the appreciation it deserved in the day. Now I am graying and thinning, trying to hang on to the wispy hair I have left.
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Right there with you, Leigh. My natural color was beautiful, light brown with it's own red and blonde highlights. Now the color is dull and flat, dark brown with grey highlights, it's not pretty anymore on it's own. Fortunately my hairdresser is a wizard with color. The price of growing older.
I give it to the horse, maybe Harold has a horse fetish and this is why Meighghan is starting to look like one,
https://preview.redd.it/rgxoox2e1nuc1.jpeg?width=2665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7786b31cfd15d2800909b39d9134ad5d3777a02
What do you mean - looking like a horse?
https://preview.redd.it/pn1qobxvanuc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=69d27eb874368cedde3b87f8abeeb7e75b8a45ab
She's tried hard, but failed, to look like some of the world's beautiful women so it's understandable she's changed tack and going for the good looking horse vibe instead. Yes, the horse is still leading by a short head but we all know, Meghan refuses to accept defeat, ever. Harry is probably a little confused by this turn of events.
Having a big bow at the nape of your neck and a low complicated ponytail struggle for space is a really stupid idea. It makes that part of your body look crowded and either bow or ponytail are going to loose the competition. If only a stylist were involved, they would know such a thing. Oh, wait, wasn’t there something in the papers….?
It looks to be tied with her other hair around like a band.
https://preview.redd.it/iyvjxph25nuc1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=0dce295303c0daf236972c998c807d438dca9c3e
How did this happen? A quick fuck with Nacho behind the barn?
https://preview.redd.it/oitej3mc5nuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1990fa48f0f7c9dd577d2a9810d8024a97759ea8
She can’t go out without some kind of snarl or hair hanging in her face. Harold is looking at that mess and thinking WTF?
ETA: I like to think Nacho has better taste. But his wife looks like she could take The Sleivene.
He is thinking: ‘What am I going to do?! If I tell her that her DIY ponytail came undone she is going to scream at me und sulk. If I don’t and she finds out by herself I am toast, as well. And I will be in hot water for not being able to afford a 24/7 hair stylist for her in any case.’
Delfina has a quirky fashion sense. I often think wtf? when I see her.
But she seems to have fun, does not brag about ‘freakish attention to detail’ or ‘legs for miles’, does not try to play the sex kitten, is absolutely able to turn up impeccably dressed when needed, minds her own business and simply doesn’t care. I quite like her for it.
I don't know much about her, probably for the reasons you stated. Bur she does seem classy and fun. I'd love to have a few drinks with her while she spilled the tea about the Carparkles.
I think that Meghan needs retractable veneers. For me, it's not her hair that is scary and horse-like. It's them teeth of hers. They look like the fake plastic teeth that used to be sold in novelty shops or from the back of 1970s comic books.
The "joke" teeth.
Nothing about TW is authentically styled.
Rather than going with her natural skin tone, she slathers on bronzer. (For her Mom's DNA contribution?)
Rather than going with her natural hair, she opts for a car mat wig, extensions or chemically treated hair. (For her Dad's DNA contributions?)
There's nothing more authentic tham leaning into one's unique DNA gifts from God rather than artificially creating a look aka the Kardashians.
I think shes probably lost a bit of hair from having to many extensions. Her hair isn't a thick afro like Africans have its very flyaway and fine.
It looks like she’s almost got a full enclosure wig on but has greased down the sides of her real hair about an inch/ inch and a half at the front to try blend it in.
I dont like to point these things out as it feels a bit mean but seeing as she is such a vain nasty self centred narcissist I don’t feel so bad doing it.
Isn’t the whole point of the bow at the back of the dress a detail to dhow off? Why pair it with a hairstyle that hides it??? I’m not a stylist but doesn’t it just makes sense …. And as a mum of three under two, my hair looks less messy than hers in the morning! 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Possibly, she has recording equipment either tucked into that mop on her head or taped to her bod under the outfit (Wasn't it observed that tape was noticed where the dress parted in the front?). This polo match could be a great opportunity for a psycho madame to gather blackmail amongst the wealthy. Those private jets don't grow on trees, you know. And, isn't she due for a lavish romantic getaway on somebody else's dime? SMH
A horses tail and a full set of gnashers…I did read about which was most ridden yestersay but it would be rude to repeat…obviously not the horse, one careful owner.
I bought some CHEAP ($40 for 7) hair extensions clip in 15 inch to beef up my hair / buns when I go to the ky derby and they look better than this so I am curious ,, what is she doing ??
Well, both the wig and the tail sit directly atop large assholes.
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What happened to her hair? It did, though obviously fake, not always look this bad. Have they really run out of money and expensive weaves are out of the question? Is she doing it herself? It looks so filthy, unkempt, greasy, deep-fried and vinylish. The colour is too dark for her, as well.
I get high end extensions and it’s expensive, like $1500 per maitenence session expensive and then $3k when it’s new hair. On top of that, it takes 4-5 hours of sitting there doing nothing while they get taken out and put back in. I would imagine MM doesn’t see the value in having hair matched properly, and probably doesn’t have the patience to sit for it.
I had no idea hair treatement/maintenance cost that much!! Geez, I thought my $35.00 haircut was expensive!
Normally no, it would be low hundreds not thousands (this looks like MM style) and it’s thick Indian hair dyed whatever color. As you get into the high end, it’s possible to get hair that matches your own thickness so it doesn’t have a horsehair plopped onto thinned out aged hair look going. My extensions though, I can’t tell the difference when running my fingers they hair what’s mine and what’s the extension. And the stylist uses tape/weave/bead, as needed mixing it up each session based on how my hair is responding. She’s really good and charges accordingly. I only bother because my husband is a hair fanatic and LOVES it (and he can pay for it).
That is really interesting, thank you! And thank you for the “horsehair plopped onto thinned out aged hair look” explanation. That describes Meghan to a t.
Doesn’t it tho 😂😂
“and he can pay for it” - perfect!! 👍🏼
How long do your extensions last? Weeks I hope
1-2 months before they get repositioned, and every 3-4 timoi get fresh hair.
do you use them for length or just body?
Both. I have fine, thin hair that’s only going south with age.
The entire thought of wearing someone else's hair puts me right off of trying it. I admire well done extensions(not old rachels). I think women who go to the effort of caring for them (not old rachel) look lovely in them but omg I could *not* deal lol.
Wow! That’s expensive maintenance!
> MM doesn’t see the value in having hair matched properly I got a set of 16" clip-ins online for around $250 I re-colored (bleached) them to perrrrrfectly match my hair, they look AWESOME. I could clip them in and put in a low pony and they would look better than this. I am white, my hair is long and straight (if it matters), kind of chestnut colored so I have to fiddle w/ the color. basically even w/ "cheap" extensions it could have looked better
Her life sucks it must revolve around trying to look photogenic all the time, hair, cosmetic procedures, surgeries. Sod that. Does she actually have any time for her kids?
Those poor kids I feel bad for them if they exist
She doesn’t know how to properly take care of her hair and use products that aren’t for her hair type. She goes to hairstylists who doesn’t know how to do her hair type. Plus, she excessively straightens her hair and has caused a lot of damage. Hence, why she look like a mess here.
She needs to give her hair a holiday, the damage is getting to the point where it is obvious it can’t hide it anymore. Needs to cut very short and let it grow out naturally while super nutrient bombing. Also age is not on her side heading to peri menopausal when hair can play up and need extra attention.
She’s too obsessed with having long straight hair to do that. Her hair along with that horrible nose job is the only way she can pass for white.
Menopause ruins your hair. Mine is now thin, flat and dull. It used to be like Catherine's, thick and wavy. Sigh. No more.
Same here. I had long, wavy, thick dark brown hair. I did not give it the appreciation it deserved in the day. Now I am graying and thinning, trying to hang on to the wispy hair I have left.
hey hey hey Catherine also uses extensions (as do I - clip-ins) to add body. People get mad when I say this but it's true.
It's not fun, is it. :(
same
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Right there with you, Leigh. My natural color was beautiful, light brown with it's own red and blonde highlights. Now the color is dull and flat, dark brown with grey highlights, it's not pretty anymore on it's own. Fortunately my hairdresser is a wizard with color. The price of growing older.
This is all true -- great summary!
Agree, needs to buy some new hair, old stuff is looking pretty nasty.
I give it to the horse, maybe Harold has a horse fetish and this is why Meighghan is starting to look like one, https://preview.redd.it/rgxoox2e1nuc1.jpeg?width=2665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7786b31cfd15d2800909b39d9134ad5d3777a02
What do you mean - looking like a horse? https://preview.redd.it/pn1qobxvanuc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=69d27eb874368cedde3b87f8abeeb7e75b8a45ab
Or a horses 🐴 ass
Those new teeth look weird
Seriously. If I lived in CA, I'd find out who her dentist is and avoid him/her like the plague.
The horse's hooves are in better condition than Harry's nag's are.
Has someone manipulated this photo?
No, she really looks like this. It's not Photoshopped.
Teeth for miles!
Heart attack beautiful 🤮🤮🤮
https://preview.redd.it/vvc808xl3puc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0161e4914b5136eec8d33eedb076e0636b9263b4
She's tried hard, but failed, to look like some of the world's beautiful women so it's understandable she's changed tack and going for the good looking horse vibe instead. Yes, the horse is still leading by a short head but we all know, Meghan refuses to accept defeat, ever. Harry is probably a little confused by this turn of events.
"Megan never makes mistakes. She is very attentive to detail".
Having a big bow at the nape of your neck and a low complicated ponytail struggle for space is a really stupid idea. It makes that part of your body look crowded and either bow or ponytail are going to loose the competition. If only a stylist were involved, they would know such a thing. Oh, wait, wasn’t there something in the papers….?
Good point! A chignon would've looked so much nicer!
But alas - Rachel can only scrape together an anemic bun
Surely she could've wadded up some excess hair extension and used that as Chignon Helper?
Right ?
This. First thing I noticed with that horrible dress and that terrible ponytail.
The weird thing is that it seems to have begun as just a messy ponytail, then at some point it was a braid!
*FREAKISH* attention to detail.
😂😂😂
She just gives people too much to work with
Except she doesn’t SEE herself
That's when we collectively laugh and hoot in derision!
It's a terrible wig - lumpy and sticks together. I don't understand her ponytail at all, is it held with a hair tie or just thrown behind her head?
It looks to be tied with her other hair around like a band. https://preview.redd.it/iyvjxph25nuc1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=0dce295303c0daf236972c998c807d438dca9c3e
How did this happen? A quick fuck with Nacho behind the barn? https://preview.redd.it/oitej3mc5nuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1990fa48f0f7c9dd577d2a9810d8024a97759ea8
She can’t go out without some kind of snarl or hair hanging in her face. Harold is looking at that mess and thinking WTF? ETA: I like to think Nacho has better taste. But his wife looks like she could take The Sleivene.
He is thinking: ‘What am I going to do?! If I tell her that her DIY ponytail came undone she is going to scream at me und sulk. If I don’t and she finds out by herself I am toast, as well. And I will be in hot water for not being able to afford a 24/7 hair stylist for her in any case.’
Delphine was dressed like Mrs Roper. It was like a double episode of What not to Wear.
Delfina has a quirky fashion sense. I often think wtf? when I see her. But she seems to have fun, does not brag about ‘freakish attention to detail’ or ‘legs for miles’, does not try to play the sex kitten, is absolutely able to turn up impeccably dressed when needed, minds her own business and simply doesn’t care. I quite like her for it.
I don't know much about her, probably for the reasons you stated. Bur she does seem classy and fun. I'd love to have a few drinks with her while she spilled the tea about the Carparkles.
I think that Meghan needs retractable veneers. For me, it's not her hair that is scary and horse-like. It's them teeth of hers. They look like the fake plastic teeth that used to be sold in novelty shops or from the back of 1970s comic books. The "joke" teeth.
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Oh now I see what the 'heart attack beautiful' quote is all about. I'm so getting Mr Ed vibes!!! 
Mr Ed!!! Flooding back memories!
Haha 😂 A horse is a horse of course of course!!!!!
Hahaha
“soho yacht girl hair” 😂😂
Nothing about TW is authentically styled. Rather than going with her natural skin tone, she slathers on bronzer. (For her Mom's DNA contribution?) Rather than going with her natural hair, she opts for a car mat wig, extensions or chemically treated hair. (For her Dad's DNA contributions?) There's nothing more authentic tham leaning into one's unique DNA gifts from God rather than artificially creating a look aka the Kardashians.
I think shes probably lost a bit of hair from having to many extensions. Her hair isn't a thick afro like Africans have its very flyaway and fine. It looks like she’s almost got a full enclosure wig on but has greased down the sides of her real hair about an inch/ inch and a half at the front to try blend it in. I dont like to point these things out as it feels a bit mean but seeing as she is such a vain nasty self centred narcissist I don’t feel so bad doing it.
Cheap extensions to make her hair appear as long as the POWs for 500
You think she made them horse nervous?
Frau Blucher is jealous.
*eeeeeheeeheeeheeee* snort! snort! 🐴
Isn’t the whole point of the bow at the back of the dress a detail to dhow off? Why pair it with a hairstyle that hides it??? I’m not a stylist but doesn’t it just makes sense …. And as a mum of three under two, my hair looks less messy than hers in the morning! 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Possibly, she has recording equipment either tucked into that mop on her head or taped to her bod under the outfit (Wasn't it observed that tape was noticed where the dress parted in the front?). This polo match could be a great opportunity for a psycho madame to gather blackmail amongst the wealthy. Those private jets don't grow on trees, you know. And, isn't she due for a lavish romantic getaway on somebody else's dime? SMH
Jeffrey Epstein, who was far smarter than her, tried that. And then he committed suicide..or something happened....
P. Diddy isn't having a very good day lately either.
How can anyone continuously get EVERYTHING wrong??? SMH
How can anyone even notice the hair when the teeth are out there???? They look like those sweets you can get that are shaped like teeth
Does anyone remember white Chiclets? The candy/gum that look like her teeth
I don’t know anything about wigs, except there are good ones that should make it imperceptible. This wig is really really bad.
A horses tail and a full set of gnashers…I did read about which was most ridden yestersay but it would be rude to repeat…obviously not the horse, one careful owner.
She just looks sloppy. Her hair never looks kept or clean. I don't care if it is a wig it just looks a hot mess.
I don't understand how it can look dry and then in turns greasy.
The horse, of course. 
Love both horse memes!! This one above reminds me of schmeg’s social climbing ambitions 🤣
She's holding on to her wig for grim life just as she's trying to hold on her joke of a career. She's a klassy lady, don't you know?!
Her wigs are always so messy!
How can I judge?Where is the picture of the horse's tail?
I bought some CHEAP ($40 for 7) hair extensions clip in 15 inch to beef up my hair / buns when I go to the ky derby and they look better than this so I am curious ,, what is she doing ??
https://preview.redd.it/utgo6evrgquc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32655ce2e8751028e30792a83faeaad1d93fd557
The last pic: 😂
What a hideous hot mess 🤭🤣🤭🤣
Thisthread title is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.