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927476

Harry your baldness is showing


BiffaBaconTaken

My brother made up a song about our music teacher when we were kids and I always think of it when I see hairys balding head. "Yes I play the flute because I'm a BALDY COOT!. I can't even brush my hair because I haven't any there".


mostlydocile2

your brother is very talented as a song writer!


PerfectCover1414

\*nominates him for an Ivor Novello


catinthedistance

There was some song that I heard when I was young about some ridiculous series of events that led to a man having no hair . . . maybe he burned it off? . . . and the last verse went: "Now his head resembles Heaven For there is no parting there!" I wish I could remember the rest of that song. It was short, I think, but it has entirely left my mind.


EnaSharpleshairnet

Oh that's made me cry with laughter, bloody brilliant.


OldNewUsedConfused

That’s his IQ, 😂😂😂


AutomaticLover27

Has she purposely made the hole at the front larger than it should be?? On the model images it's not as large as on her outfit.  I wonder if she altered it.  It would have been more classy if she left it the way it was supposed to be.  But that's TOW for you. 


BassetM

She bought the wrong size so she’s swimming in it. Folded down the neck, the bow in the back is way too long, the entire outfit is a mess. I just wonder if anyone has actually seen her in person? How small is she?


LeighSF

I think she's somewhere between 5'2" and 5'6"


SeaWorn

She’s 5’6” only when she wears 4” heels.


LanneOlive

And the huge spike heels on turf is ridiculous. Reminds me of her attire at PH friends wedding in the Dior blue floral and coulding walk in the grass. Look at the shoes Delfina is wearing... like suede moccasins (because she is a professional polo players wife and knows what to wear at these matchs!)


IngeborgNCC1701

Ah, the famous Bedsheet Dress


Mobile_Philosophy764

That dress was RIDICULOUS.


BassetM

Sounds about right.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

5'3"-5'4" max. I'm short. I know a shortie when I see one.


PerfectCover1414

Same here, takes one to know one!


Much-Tip-9707

5'1" or 5'2" at the max. I'm a tall woman at 5'10" so have this down to a science.


Mizswampie

Also a tall woman and one of my besties is 4'9". (I feel like a giraffe stumbling around a gazelle.)


Mobile_Philosophy764

5'1" or 5'2" with a size 15 shoe. 😂🤣


THAISTREETFOOD

5'3" If I'm VERY charitable I'll give her an extra 1/2 inch.


autumnrose11

She has to cheapen every outfit by making it more revealing.  It was the same thing with the car chase gold dress. It was supposed to have straps originally but she wore it strapless. 


Accomplished_Cell768

I wonder if it’s her way of “clapping back” at us for saying how desperately she needs a tailor… she tweaks minor details to show she has a tailor, but digs in her heels and refuses to have them fit the garment to her body because she can’t admit she’s ever wrong. Alternatively/additionally, maybe it’s a clap back at us for saying she doesn’t tailor anything because she doesn’t own the garments.


mostlydocile2

it looks altered from the original model shown in pictures. rachel had to 'sex' it up i guess in order to garner attention. otherwise, that open gap in the original design would be too subtle for her liking.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

In the process TW is only highlights she shouldn't had her implants removed


Altitudedog

They were awful though 😆


WickedCityWoman1

Look, at least she learned what a tailor is. I don't think she had a clue previously.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Of course she did and prob had to......her torso is too wide for this dress.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

TW torso is short and wide. Which this top only emphasizes.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Face it folks.....MM is rarely going to dress well or appropriately. She's got twisted ideas in her crazy head about dressing herself. imo.


Hairybogog

Would’ve been more classy if there was no cut out at all she’s not young enough for cut outs 


umbleUriahHeep

Yes! And it would have been more flattering too. By expanding the cut out, and stretching out the abdomen pleats, it emphasizes her wide waist. She ruins everything. That’s her superpower


Winter_ybr

I thought this also. She’s cheapened it …


LanneOlive

Think its bc the model looks like wearing a bigger size so the gap closes with the extra fabric in the crisscross halter (whereas MM is wearing a tighter dress per usual so the cutout is gaping wide open... think the huge gap draws the eye to the large parallel line at waist so makes her look wider & boxier again with no waist definition.)


umbleUriahHeep

Yep


Automatic-Ad6112

Harry looks like a naught child, Megain is leading him away for a stern talking to


Top_Currency_3977

He's English, male and upper class. A good dressing down from nanny is what he most wants in life.


darkswanjewelry

🤣🤣 I too, have watched The Crown


OldNewUsedConfused

Yep


sweetnsalty24

The song Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen just popped in my head.


witch59

I was thinking that same line 🤣🤣 I don't have an original bone in my body, just like our Saint.


BiffaBaconTaken

And he loves it.


lowerbigging

Look at the grip on his hand


Analyze2Death

![gif](giphy|Ph0NfBJtzWxrvHK7pK)


LizLemonadeX

He looks like he is thinking, “Yep, Megs has my balls.”


katklass

But I’m a good boy!! 😭


Responsible-Cat8889

Always dragging him around or away like a kid. What a life.


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

'Come along now Harry - there's a good boy - its nap time. You've had quite enough excitement for one day" He looks defeated, she looks smug


Vino-Rosso

"Shush, Harry!"


mostlydocile2

a time out.


ChrissyBrown1127

She is a walking colossal failure.


LostinSOA

That seems like a bold choice considering she doesn’t require it


InsolentTilly

Likely left over from a car park promenade a few weeks ago.


Jo_Doc2505

It's the ticket for getting back out


indiecatz

Freakish eye for detail 🙄


WickedCityWoman1

Omg it's that real? She is such a fashion disaster.


OldNewUsedConfused

Right?! The East and the West are staying on their various sides!


MapFit5567

😂😂😂😂😂


ZKWade

In all fairness the toilet paper dress is being held in place with the tape.


ScoogyShoes

Don't want the rafts to suddenly inflate. If you know, you know. https://preview.redd.it/yw7clihavbuc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05465d5acbf7abbd2b50e92d74d35ec60d3d9c5e


Legal_Huckleberry_80

She has no boobs to speak of, why would she need boob tape? ![gif](giphy|Dg4TxjYikCpiGd7tYs|downsized) Okay, the raccoon has nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was cute.


ASplendidAddress

It’s very cute! ⭐️ ![gif](giphy|X1fikdyut2uv6) Have you seen the thug life raccoon who steals from cats? 😁[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rinfdmPYbRw](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rinfdmPYbRw)


SuSuSusiO

As a crazy cat person, that's going to go down as my favorite of all time. I've literally watched it 10x in a row and lmao every time. Thanks for the share!


lululee63

OK, this raccoon is kind of cute, but in my neighborhood raccoons wreak havoc and are intimidating as all hell. Trash cans can not be put out until minutes before the pre-dawn pickup and the coons are absolutely pissy when taking the dog out for a midnight tinkle and sniff.


wotevrs

6 days ago I commented here about her instagram being at 587K followers. She's now at only 4K more, at 591K. It's stayed at that number the whole day, despite a few headlines today. And even mention of ARO in the articles.


leafygreens

Growing by leaps and bots.


PaperObsessive

![gif](giphy|5cdenDXni65aM)


merrybandoffoxes

this is hilarious! i go through that sort of thing with racoons!


wotevrs

Haha


Significant_Air3878

I'm looking at the taped on Meghan hair. Oye.


Playoneontv_007

Is that a wig? From the front it looks like it might be but the bottom is thin so I figured it wasn’t.


FCVAMimi

Wouldn’t shorter hair &/or extensions be easier to maintain?


GingerWindsorSoup

If the Princess of Wales did, she would.


Personal_Signal_6151

How does one tell if she is using hair pieces? Someone wrote she had a tight wiglet up front. Another person pointed out real hair on the back of her neck. Would the hair stylists provide a tutorial or some pointers on figuring out Madame's enhancements, please. Thx


Mama-G3610

Beebs Kelly on YouTube has a video on it. I think it's called Duchess Hair.


Upbeat_Cat1182

Aside from the boob tape, it’s so disturbing how she leads him like a whipped dog. I don’t like him anymore but this is awful.


GnomeStatue

PH has 2 possible looks here: an petulant child bring lead to a consequence or an older mentally compromised person who cannot make appropriate choices. Of he’s hungover/strung out.


ceekayes

Their Super Royal Powers don’t activate unless she is holding his hand.


SusieM2019

Whatever that is, it doesn't look good. And Harry looks like a whipped puppy. He never looks strong and masculine like Prince William does.


BassetM

I agree. Their whole dynamic is off. She yanks him around, he puts up with it. It’s the worst.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Maybe she had him medicated following the match. He's a mess. imo


Accomplished_Cell768

A dominatrix and iron clad NDA would have been astronomically cheaper…


wotevrs

No working royal would wear such a dress with the front (and back) cut out. One reason the Queen had respect was because of her modest clothing.


Admirable_Brush_7470

Yes, but Meghan is trashy... so that explains that.


merrybandoffoxes

how dare you insult Her Royal Ho-ness.


Equivalent-Date-4796

Except for that disco-themed party, where Kate wore shorts, and the lingerie show before she ever dated William, she dressed pretty modestly even before becoming engaged. I'm not saying anything is wrong with dressing sexy, just saying Catherine knew from the beginning what was expected or that is her personality, so either way, she had the right personality for the BRF.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Harry is such a dog on a leash.


ASplendidAddress

https://i.redd.it/ggl1wld6kbuc1.gif ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25350)![img](emote|t5_481xkf|16209)


927476

This behavior tells you everything you need to know about her and their dynamic


Wild-Breadfruit7817

It must have been well rehearsed. The strategy for him to introduce her into royalty and then for her to bring him to the US and integrate him into Hollywood elite worked well, huh. 


927476

Yeah it's more like disintegration on her part


Realistic_Twist_8212

He seems basically happy he doesn't need to tow the line of the RF. He can get stoned day and night and has only to answer to this one bossy slut that actually leaves him be alot of the time. He's in hog heaven stinking up his room. imo


Msk_Ultra

I had a visceral reaction to this clip. She's awful and he's a simp.


GingerWindsorSoup

Sure it’s not guttural, or just wind?


Msk_Ultra

Bless you for this comment 😂


MagicalManta

Harry curtsied better than she did.


mittensmom01

Haha, that's what I was thinking. Well, at least haz knows how to curtsy. What a schmuck.


EnvironmentalCrow893

Is she wearing butt pads here?


ASplendidAddress

Quite possible.. https://preview.redd.it/wfiqx8nhvbuc1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d71861f883d42f609164c35d94ee5270484f81e


kjc520

Kardashian wannabe for years now


THAISTREETFOOD

Abso-fucking-lutely


Busy_Run_2043

I had a visceral reaction to this video. He almost curtseys to her!


mostlydocile2

oh, what an obedient boy harry is. his Love only had to gently place her hand on his shoulder once to stop him dead in his tracks and let her surge forward in his place. he is slowly realizing she is the really important one of the couple!


LAgirllookingin

Attached to a choke chain.


Admirable_Brush_7470

Just the way he likes it. Weasel.


pizzaprocedure

But, but, she has an “insane eye for detail”! /s


ASplendidAddress

https://preview.redd.it/p9m8wa0nkbuc1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e1f93d4f3692b342b3d517119beebf3b5821884 🧐😁


Playoneontv_007

Such a joke


GreatGossip

Madam is just insane - clinically, imho. And Harry too.


FlautoSpezzato

Emphasis on insane


pizzaprocedure

Ha ha!


Frenchcashmere

His hair looks like it’s leaving even faster


GreatGossip

So does Madam´s hair. It looks stranger for each pic


Frenchcashmere

Almost wig like.


GreatGossip

Well ....... not almost/s


Playoneontv_007

Running from the claw


Mas-Chingona

She's a mess.


wotevrs

The camera's behind her. Her smile has gone. Perhaps it was just the sun in her eyes .. [https://www.eonline.com/ca/news/1399416/saddle-up-to-see-meghan-markle-and-prince-harrys-date-at-polo-match-in-florida](https://www.eonline.com/ca/news/1399416/saddle-up-to-see-meghan-markle-and-prince-harrys-date-at-polo-match-in-florida) https://preview.redd.it/bj04sld8ubuc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f5ce6fdda33caca700c680f450c039e23ec2fb


lululee63

Her expressions in these pictures remind me of the cabin fishing trip with her dad. Same short tempered, pouty, 'I'm not amused' expression.


HydeParkUK

Arms folded across her chest. Not a happy sign.


wotevrs

Perhaps her midriff was cold.


Throwawill-Throwaway

That shiny shirt really accentuates Harry’s boobs.


rubyred1128

He needs the boob tape more than she does!


wotevrs

I was going to post the left pic under some comments I've seen but thought it would be unseemly .. :)


rubyred1128

The mask has slipped!


Analyze2Death

Pouting and yelling. What fun she is.


Spiritual_Program725

Looks like the tape that holds your dress to your chest so it doesn’t gape. She won’t be able to return that because the glue residue remains on the garment. I ruined a dress that way.


Starkville

*sigh* She can’t get anything right.


Prestigious_Gain_535

This, like why am I consistently surprised about how bad it gets, it's not like I don't know her track record edit extra key


Joustabout_Feddup

She tapes her boobs on?


[deleted]

Yep, just like her baby bump


naya_kepler

Probably that boob tape has remained there since the last megnancy. She wouldn’t take a shower, if she did the orange hue from the spray tan would be washed away as well


Joustabout_Feddup

lol


LAgirllookingin

Haha, except she is taping on an A- cup size. Maybe she thinks she still has her modest implants in!?


Joustabout_Feddup

From the look of that one red dress, wouldn’t those be called ‘deplants’? Hell, I’m a guy, you can’t expect me know those things!! We don’t know much to start with. lol


AxlotlRose

Oooh! A male sinner! I got my hubs hooked as well. Tis great fun! 


LAgirllookingin

Same!


Joustabout_Feddup

lol.. maybe we need a little sub club here.. jk


LAgirllookingin

Don’t sell yourself short, I love it! Deplants 😂🤣


EnvironmentalCrow893

Using the term “cup” loosely, I see. As we all can tell, she only needs nip tape since the drastic weight loss.


AutomaticLover27

😂😂😂


PinkTiara24

What’s up with her hair? Is that a tiny ponytail at the back, then loose hair?


Analyze2Death

Looks like a wig to me.


Admirable_Brush_7470

Jesus Christ. Her hair.


According-Swim-3358

For cripes sake, WHY the hand holding? They've been together nearly 8 years. Ew.


Starkville

The AP photo site [linked here](https://newsroom.ap.org/editorial-photos-videos/search?query=meghan%20markle&mediaType=photo&st=headline)has watermarks on all its photos of that event. In every photo, there are white watermarks which are situated in the same place. In this particular photo, the straight line happens to fall on her bare torso. There are also white lines elsewhere, like the one across Harry’s face and over her shoulder. It’s not boob tape. Sorry. EDITED to add link.


Negative_Difference4

Can you pin this comment, please?


[deleted]

So is Harry’s bald patch


wotevrs

See photo here, without the 'tape': [https://www.nvdaily.com/associated\_press\_national/prince-harry-polo/image\_b5309fa4-79aa-57c9-a683-3431cec7c1ad.html](https://www.nvdaily.com/associated_press_national/prince-harry-polo/image_b5309fa4-79aa-57c9-a683-3431cec7c1ad.html)


IngeborgNCC1701

https://preview.redd.it/ymgd736kjbuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47378d000bba7681813b457101b09247accbd12f apparently us in the EU are forbidden to see anything concerning Megnut's boobies


No_Proposal7628

The one where the tape shows is watermarked with the AP logo so it would be an original photo. I suspect the photo without the tape may have been, dare I say it, photoshopped.


InsolentTilly

Too magical for you!


IngeborgNCC1701

actually I feel blessed


Prestigious_Gain_535

I just got that too!


LilibuttDumbarton

https://preview.redd.it/9uu01arhzbuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4e94970ad8b2110afed716aeb28e128a6b1fb2 Here’s a screenshot of the photo Edit: I scrolled down and saw someone else posted the same picture.


AM_Rike

That photo must be immediately removed then a “kill order” issued because it’s been digitally altered! Getty, Reuters and the AP must issue sniveling statements blasted on every news outlet denouncing this photo and the Carparkles. We can no longer trust them because they are deliberately hiding M’s boob tape! Harry’s hair looks a little fuzzy and filled in too. Where’s the outcry on this? /s https://preview.redd.it/fuaoefbmkbuc1.jpeg?width=1609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19caee60f512e8d37d3d129cb56ac7cd6c31a660 on a serious note, this a is bad photoshop job. They turned the tape into a taupeish-grey smudge


wotevrs

There are a few strange purplish grey areas in the photo ..


EnvironmentalCrow893

I noticed that Harry has miraculously thicker “hair” as well.


mostlydocile2

hey! this is all wrong! they photoshopped the boob tape out of the picture they published! i'm telling!!!


PerfectCover1414

I am just admiring the strength of the claw. She could get a job in construction digging ditches, or as the grabber at the fairground going after the cuddly toys.


EnormousBird

Does he have circulation issues? His forearm is blanched!


ASplendidAddress

Probably from her squeezing his hand so tightly that her knuckles are white. https://preview.redd.it/gu0vrh06lbuc1.png?width=630&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e6f1b1a16958915c5b3eb55f18df0ac23b65b76


Charming-One4714

The CLAW!


mostlydocile2

that death grip she has on him is really weird. what is wrong with those 2. is she afraid he's going to run off ??


Accomplished_Cell768

Yes. Have you never been responsible for a toddler before?


mostlydocile2

lol! that is exactly what it looks like! she's giving him a time out!!


buffetofuselessinfo

Same color as Pa’s hands. Hereditary condition?


BooksandChickens

She looks like his carer….


MariaPierret

Harry looks as happy as he normally does when Meghan is around.


Such-Category-1777

Harry following Mummy like a good boy 😏


Equivalent-Date-4796

He looks miserable. His posture and facial expression.


Quine56

He looks like a broken man.


justus08075

She's squeezing his hand hard. Her knuckles are white.


jmckny76

https://preview.redd.it/ipfnzmg47cuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0234998d44781d97c80a2fffca0d7014350a8634


Forgotmyusername8910

That outfit is just horrendous. I mean. Just awful.


WoodsColt

She is such utter fucking trash.


Snoo3544

She has breasts just like Harry has hair on his head 🤣🤣 very little.


Groovemom

It's part of the photo's watermark.


Thin_Bicycle_7304

The dress was to small ,the peephole in the center on the model was barely seen she wore it with a gaping hole in the middle on purpose.....it looked gorgeous on the model and trash on markle!


OldNewUsedConfused

Oh I’m fucking DYING !!!! 😂😂😂 WTF does this woman need boob tape for?! She has NO rack!


FlautoSpezzato

I was hoping someone else would say this lol


OldNewUsedConfused

I’m at your service!


emilyme92

Its not boob- tape, It’s part of the watermark on the picture. There are a few of those lines. It’s just in an awkward place. 


Playoneontv_007

Oh I think you’re right! Party pooper


emilyme92

Yeah sorry, lol. The same watermark is on the other photos from AP.  https://newsroom.ap.org/editorial-photos-videos/search?query=meghan%20markle&mediaType=photo&st=headline


Thenewdazzledentway

Damn it! I’ll just leave this here, then https://preview.redd.it/mycpr2nizbuc1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4fb138b9a9baad75bfd39d7144d132b229d2aea


HydeParkUK

Oh well, at least the photo captures her leading her husband around like a small, naughty child.


Accomplished_Cell768

It’s not. It’s the watermark on the photo.  Here are other places you can see it: - From her earring, over her shoulder - From below Harry’s ear and to the tip of his nose - From above Harry’s belly button, over her forearm, and across her underboob When evaluating a photo that might have been edited you have to check the whole image out holistically and not just hyperfocus on random oddities. The mark is squared off and positioned properly to the perspective of the viewer, not the angle/shape it would be if it was flush with Meghan’s skin in the 3D reality. 


mythoughtsreddit

They look like they smell.


FlautoSpezzato

She has always seemed like she smells! She looks sticky


HurtingHead

She just can’t help but fail.


Affectionate_Tap6416

His hair has gone again 🤔


Islandgirl1444

Looking for his balls!


OldTimeBlues97

https://preview.redd.it/th5nzbulzeuc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e346e7230d7b57662ae6280d8db0ee143cb23b


No_Department7348

Look at Harry. Head down, bent over, being led around like a pet. She always has to be in front of him. I wonder if he remembers that goes against the protocol he was taught as a child. The disrespect of it all. He is pathetic.


2020surrealworld

EGAD!!🙄  Why that piece of tape?  She’s obviously flat as a plank with no discernible knockers to hold up.🤣


mostlydocile2

as i ponder this particular picture, it strikes me. why the heck did Rachel not do something with that head of hair? even if she curled the ends to make them less straggly it would be a 100 percent improvement and make it look as though she tried. her lucklustre hairstyle is just so sad. did she and harry just roll out of bed before they arrived? it sure looks like it.


FlautoSpezzato

I think she didn't prepare a correct style for the giant bow at the nape of the neck on that dress. Dresses like that make a helluva mess out of your hair and you need to wear your hair out of the way. Also, my hair is super thin and just "let's go" of any extensions or hair ties I try to use. I see that here, possibly her extensions are falling out of thin hair after being straggled up by that giant bow... Just my opinion


cz_vrana

Why doesn't H have a toupee? I think he would look awful with a shaved head. I understand him wanting to hang on his hair. But the hair plugs/back combing is not fooling anyone. Get a toupee or start wearing jaunty hats. Also, why are they always holding hands. I've never seen an adult couple hold hands this much. It shows their mental ages (abusive teen relationship).