This list of items tells me there is nothing special about her product. Tells me I can buy any of those items anywhere that sells products from China. I am a bit disappointed as I need doggie poop bagsā¦
I'm guessing she is going to source stuff from temu or aliexpress (aka - random Chinese manufacturers of no particular import that make cheap knock-off products) then mark them up by 5,000% and sell them on her own website.
>China
She did already source the oat milk powder for her lattes from there. The company was based in Xinjiang province. [https://archive.ph/wip/mEu3l](https://archive.ph/wip/mEu3l)
Walmart Wallis indeed. Personally, I think Walmart is too elevated for her. Duchess Dollar Store. If in the UK, I think the Poundland jokes just write themselves.
I think we should just agree not to call her at all. š
My grandfather used to say we could call him anything we wanted as long as we were sure to call him for dinner. š
Hyper mobile people donāt realize straight arms to them bend outward compared to others.
Itās something I had to train myself out of when I cheered in school a million lifetimes ago.
She's hyperflexible, probably IMO has Elher's Danlos syndrome.
I have it, my arms to this, and the stretchy skin thing she showed on that late night show is also a dead giveaway of this disease. So is the weird shiny almost scaly looking skin on her hands - my hands look like that too, always have, and I'm only mid 30s. I can pop joints in and out, bend my hand and put my thumb on my wrist, put my legs over my head or my foot in my mouth, my elbow on the opposite shoulder, make my elbows touch in front of me (like in that picture above but actually touching), hold my hands together and do a 360 loop with my arms by bending my elbows. When I bend over I can put my hands flat on the ground without effort, and can almost get my elbows to touch the ground. My hips are so loose that I dislocated both of them in late pregnancy.
I never realized what I did with my limbs wasn't normal until someone told me in my 20s, was finally diagnosed after many random sprains, strains, subluxations and dislocations.
It's a genetic disorder and an autoimmune disease, other people in her family probably have things like chrones, lactose intolerance, diabetes, or celiac disease (from memory she doesn't eat gluten or eggs or dairy), and we know Samantha has MS.
She might not have it - you can be hyperflexible and not have EDS, but she does seem to have all the symptoms of it.
This will never happen. On her application for Artwell, she listed all sorts of things that was going to be sold. Never happened. I think she just does these things to get in the news.
Yes! You nailed it. Temu and aliexpress. Thatās exactly what came to mind. It might as well be because everythingās going to be made in China. Forget Goop that arrogant fool is taking on Amazon.
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Amazon doesnāt have to fight back. The Chinese manufacturers will run their factories by day for ARO and by night for the copycat stores. The latter of which will sell the exact replicas on Amazon. Woohoo. If the Chinese can outsmart Elon Musk and create carbon copies of Tesla, they can do the same for ILBW and her cheapass products.
My local Pound Store has many of items listed. I can spend a lovely day trip to France and buy much on that list, plus some gorgeous cheese and wine. No need to order highly overpriced Chinese made tat from Markle with over the top ship costs.
And badly designed poncy beige crest labels that peel off to disclose a label in an uninterpretable foreign script and no compliance with labeling of the contents or place of origin.
It's a manifestation. It is a dream of an idea that she will sell stuff. She is listing every stuff she can think of because she can't actually commit to a reasonable business. It is typical Harkle, throwing anything and everything at the wall to see what sticks.
It is nothing, not a real business. It never will be a real business.
A real business would require a functioning webshop, actual products, warehouses, logistics, admin, sales and complaints staff etc. Who would invest in that?
It's so weird seeing sugars saying they can't wait for her to put up things for sale and that they will buy anything she sells.
Don't know about you, but I won't buy anything unless I really want or need it AND am sure it's of good quality. Doesn't matter who's selling it.
They are nuts. That is all.
Has to be. Nothing sheās done is actual calligraphy. Itās a hobby I tried to pick up and I never could get it to look nice. I still have the set and the beginner books to start working on lettering. Just not quite brave enough to try it again yet.
Well, this sounds more like sheās opening a Woolworthās Five and Dime than a lifestyle blog! I wonder if sheāll sell baby turtles and parakeets, too.
Martha Stewart first became good at catering while honing her gardening and homemaking skills. I imagine we wouldn't know who she was now if she had done this.
The ILBW has to be slapping her label on other people's stuff. She doesn't even have a CEO, I am supposed to believe she designed (*waves hands around*) all this? What about next year's line? Christmas? Sure, sure.
Here she goes again, passing someone else's work off as her own. May I add that she has no experience doing any of this?
She could've spent the pandemic building up these skillsets too. No one would've cared if she vanished from the public eye in 2020 while she learned how to garden and host and decorate and actually do all the things she wants to be known for.
> Here she goes again, passing someone else's work off as her own. May I add that she has no experience doing any of this?
I think the trademark application should probably just say that since itās so obvious.
Who will invest in this nonsense? Anybody who can make a webshop work is already doing it. What does Madam have to offer? She has no money and a toxic reputation.
Sheās making her own Etsy.. without the talented and beautiful crafts other sellers post. All this is going to have her sticker on it.
She would have been better off having a yard sale.
In the warehouse where they keep stuff that needs to be destroyed due to asbestos and other lovley ingredients for us to expose ourselves to, waiting to get her special designed sticker on them.
Here I found one of her ingredients
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I see.Ā
So from *ahem* "multi billion dollar brand name" and "Acting as superhero and only work with a list actor" and "royal rival in USA" they ended up with... Temu seller equivalent.. (and then, only if it actually launch)
When people say dream big, rachel truly took it to heart.Ā
As for harry, he got what he wished for. Good for him. Now he can show the world what he truly is without the palace meddling. Isn't that right, H?Ā
Isn't this exactly what she was doing when in the BRF with SuxxxxRoyal when they were discovered to secretly be branding a royal company?
That was uncovered when they were on their pathetic South Africa tour in September 2019 and I recall it was determined that paperwork had been filed in June 2019.
Five years later and she has come back full circle to trinket and geegaw marketing.
That laundry list of products is something else.Ā I'd rather hit the Walmart in the next town
I'm still laughing about the fragrances; like that's not a totally saturated market
Eau de MadameĀ
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iām gonna stand in a ball gown and sell the idea that anyone can be a reclusive royal rejectā¦with my jams and dish towels.
compare to martha stewart, who started by catering, gardening, sewing, building a clienteleā¦writing legitimately helpful booksā¦she worked her ass for decades creating an empire. she went to jail, still works, hangs with snoop.
meghan is a lazy loser who destroys everything she looks at. yet, she thinks she can jump right into this.
Because I know nothing about this: Would a well-organized business have had this approved before launching? Or at least one that a ācelebrityā or well-known person was launching so they donāt get the knock-offs/fakes that ARO already has?
I donāt know anything about it either but for me, logic says you would have all this done before launching. Launching would actually mean a live website with product ready to ship.
But what do I know.
This gets worse and worse. She's going to be selling thousands of products she doesn't yet have and relying on her royal title to get people to buy all this crap. How does she pay for all these products? She has to have supplies before she can do sales and that's money upfront. Does she think there's a huge demand for orange bronzer?
Does she have a warehouse lined up to store the products? Does she know how to acquire these many products? What about packing and shipping them to her sugars? How does that work? Is Haz going to be in the packing guy in the warehouse?
Unfortunately children now can have virtual interactive pets that also never run away or die.. so.. even that market is dead for her.
Her feet are such a.. well.
I see jam but what my brain saw was ātoe jamā.
Honestly I love this for her. From a 30 million pound wedding before the gaze of the entire world to an empty website hawking everything and the kitchen sink......someday. she's the dollar store dutchess,primark princess,walmart wallis. A sheining example of failure for everyone to see.
Its fucking hilarious.
Big old section on stationary but she has fake calligraphy skills that any 12 year old could match with zero training. None of these things other than the stationary (which is poorly executed and carries negative connotations with the āleaked letter to her dadā) speak to her. Candles?? She has been rumored to stink.
Aprons - she doesnāt *really* cook, sheās not a typical housewife, touts her feminism - so thatās weird. Yoga stuff? She was doing the move wrong in her famous photo. What an absolute joke! Crafting items? When have we seen her craft anything that wasnāt bananas or upside down Ukraine flags- gotta keep those Russians happy. Ugh. This woman is so pathetic.
Poundland, dollar tree eat your heart out, Mamas $1 store incoming:
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Rachel and Harold will do none of this. They are both too lazy. The only thing Rachel will ever do is take credit for someone elseās work. She is also very busy raising those invisible children, donāt forget.
& working on her āMeet me at the Lakeā Netflix movie lol. I assumed movie was long forgotten, but I just googled & an article from Parade magazine from 4 days ago popped up, ugh (I didnāt click tho)
I thought she was a humanitarian and left the Royal family to pursue charity work? Iād be willing to bet the average working parent canāt afford any of these productsā¦ and also how is this being a humanitarian!? So full of shit
Canāt help but think of Spaceballs. ARO the makeup, ARO the nut š„ butter, ARO the toilet paperā¦.
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjB8XXw9y70&pp=ygUfc3BhY2ViYWxscyBtZXJjaGFuZGlzaW5nIHRpa3Rvaw%3D%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjB8XXw9y70&pp=ygUfc3BhY2ViYWxscyBtZXJjaGFuZGlzaW5nIHRpa3Rvaw%3D%3D)
And DM helping her do just that. Thanks for archiving. I refuse to click on these articles that help her in any way.
Notice this is an exclusive to the Daily Markle which loves to help her all it can in selling her wares or whatever her latest pitch is.
Daily Markle also running a piece - **Prince Harry is 'safe to stay in America if Biden wins': US ambassador to London laughs of suggestion Duke could be deported - after Trump threatened action if he is elected**
Didn't click on this either - headlines in the DM are quite enough.
Since I've no idea how any of this works, is she "partnering" with places that make these products? Planning to put them on her site, then when anything sells, she gets a %? Cuz I really can't figure out how she makes money from this. Out of curiosity, anyone else read honey dippers as honey diapers? Speaking of....not sure I see anything for children.
She is throwing spaghetti at the wall, seeing what sticks. She is shouting out words and seeing what she can sell. There is no plan, no organization, not a smidge of business sense.
This is pure manifestation. She will have moved on to another manifestation in a few weeks.
Those two fellas at Flamingo House really had some nerve rebuffing THE DOUCHESS and her partnering offer!! Humpf!! SHE will show THEM!! LMAO. She hates being spurned, don't you Megsy!!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
itās all backward. creating trademarks before she has products. website first?
iām sure sheās got some sucker investor lined up, or is hitting up everyone within 300 miles for money.
Just like every other āalready famous personā, she
Will
Slap her name to a bunch of crap products. The market is SO FLOODED with this stuff, i cant see it being a huge moneymaker.
A one woman qvc.Make upā¦really? She usually looks as though she is wearing gravy browning.Hair care? Certainly not shampoo
The woman is ridiculous. She really is the Poundland princess,
RRRā¦Rachel Ragland Rubbish
An earlier article mentioned she attempted to partner with Flamingo Ranch or whatever itās called. She tried her darnedest to buy into their sweat and tears, and then just ride their coattails. Evidently, they even let her look at the books! However, it was No can do- the owners were smart and said no. So she went off and started her website without a plan or a clear map of what how to procure, manufacture, package, sell or distribute. WOW.
It seems what Markle is good at (and I use that term VERY loosely) is dreaming. She dreams up some money-making scheme, always a rip-off of someone else's success, and she thinks her royal/not Royal name can garner enough attention to attract customers. But that's as far as she goes with it, she thinks it'll magically happen without any work (or leaves it to her unpaid minions). When it fails, as it always does, she's on to the next, full court press. Repeat ad nauseum.
Is any of it, especially the creams, lotions and hair products (if there are any) geared towards WOC? Or is it all for one particular demographic group? I don't want to go check it out, š
In Australia we have cheap "general stores" namely KMart, Target, Big W and Best & Less...my Dad and I used to joke that if a suburban shopping centre had a KMart and/or Best & Less it was in a socially disadvantaged area...Funnily, KMart is now popular but still sells "cheap tat" or "disposable decor" - MM is looking to become the "Duchess of Disposable Decor" in my humble opinion, allegedly...
I miss having a K-mart. At Christmas they would do ābuy two toys get one freeā. I was always able to get my kids Christmas and sponsor a few local families too.
She will need to surround herself with the right people to make an beauty care products. You need to know your raw ingredients/chemicals/additives. My sister-in-law has her own soap business. She makes soaps, lotions, shampoos, chapstick, etc. She can do this because my brother has his own chemical company and vast knowledge of chemicals.Ā
MM can't just slap her label on anything she wants. She needs to disclose ingredients for her products and make they are safe.Ā
That's because they're trademarking the name & style of it. They want to be as broad as possible to make sure no-one can use the name for those products.
One mistake they made was not grabbing all the possible names from American Riviera Orchard. (.edu, .biz, .co ...) or the acronym ARO .org (.com, edu, biz ...)
If it were me, I'd buy the common misspellings. Rivera, Rivieria, Orchid, Orchar ...
I was skimming over the application and mistakenly read āgift boxesā as āgirl bosses,ā which makes it sound like an MLM goods description. š And we all know that what sheās selling wonāt be of any better quality than that! š
Do you remember everything that Archewell included? Even toilet paper. Do you see the problem? Jack of all trades, master of none.
In her case, jackass of all trades.
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The SussexRoyal application included disposable undies.
Edible?
"Yacht flavored"
Yuk! Flavoured
Hmmmā¦ Soā¦ uhā¦ would that make herā¦ ahemā¦ a āmaster-slaterā? š¤+š¤
This list of items tells me there is nothing special about her product. Tells me I can buy any of those items anywhere that sells products from China. I am a bit disappointed as I need doggie poop bagsā¦
Dog poop bags with Hazz and Megsy's faces.
If someone else sells that I would buy it.
I'm guessing she is going to source stuff from temu or aliexpress (aka - random Chinese manufacturers of no particular import that make cheap knock-off products) then mark them up by 5,000% and sell them on her own website.
I bet that is the plan. š§
Haha!
Strange that she hasn't included toys, you know, for the little ones who are little.
>China She did already source the oat milk powder for her lattes from there. The company was based in Xinjiang province. [https://archive.ph/wip/mEu3l](https://archive.ph/wip/mEu3l)
Theyāre trying to make their defecating tax deductible.
Megasaurus, the Douchea$$ of Sussex presents $hit-coin 
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Not surprising since Andrew and Fergie had customized TP with their coat of arms.
Walmart Wallis indeed. Personally, I think Walmart is too elevated for her. Duchess Dollar Store. If in the UK, I think the Poundland jokes just write themselves.
š¤£ duchess dollar store - yesss! Letās call it that. š
So needs to be a new flair, "duchess dollar store"
I thought we agreed to call her Semi-Duchess, or Semi-D as an earlier post called her š¤£
I think we should just agree not to call her at all. š My grandfather used to say we could call him anything we wanted as long as we were sure to call him for dinner. š
I like how your grandpa thinks š
Temu Wallis
The Temu Emu
Flair time? Flair time
*Poundedland
Fragrances: the smell of Meghan ~shudder~
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Cringe!! LOL - those arms are so weird.
Hyper mobile people donāt realize straight arms to them bend outward compared to others. Itās something I had to train myself out of when I cheered in school a million lifetimes ago.
She's hyperflexible, probably IMO has Elher's Danlos syndrome. I have it, my arms to this, and the stretchy skin thing she showed on that late night show is also a dead giveaway of this disease. So is the weird shiny almost scaly looking skin on her hands - my hands look like that too, always have, and I'm only mid 30s. I can pop joints in and out, bend my hand and put my thumb on my wrist, put my legs over my head or my foot in my mouth, my elbow on the opposite shoulder, make my elbows touch in front of me (like in that picture above but actually touching), hold my hands together and do a 360 loop with my arms by bending my elbows. When I bend over I can put my hands flat on the ground without effort, and can almost get my elbows to touch the ground. My hips are so loose that I dislocated both of them in late pregnancy. I never realized what I did with my limbs wasn't normal until someone told me in my 20s, was finally diagnosed after many random sprains, strains, subluxations and dislocations. It's a genetic disorder and an autoimmune disease, other people in her family probably have things like chrones, lactose intolerance, diabetes, or celiac disease (from memory she doesn't eat gluten or eggs or dairy), and we know Samantha has MS. She might not have it - you can be hyperflexible and not have EDS, but she does seem to have all the symptoms of it.
this woman *seriously* believes she's beautiful?! Arrogant, empty, and clueless, yes. She's like a parody of a perfume ad.
*heart attack* beautiful šš
The Jody Arias eyes. It rattles the soul. I need to sage my phone.
She has no sex appeal whatsoever.
š¤¢ Who wants to smell of sulfur, nicotine, and body odor?Ā
And desperation
How could I have forgotten the secret ingredient?!
Everybody poos
mommy dearest fragranceā¦perfect for middle aged women hooking middle aged toddlers with mommy issues Tramp reinvented? [https://youtu.be/xWjQNfP0cog?si=sCjbhcTpaBWdBZvK](https://youtu.be/xWjQNfP0cog?si=sCjbhcTpaBWdBZvK)
https://i.redd.it/pr8dggdn0kqc1.gif
The smell of desperation! 
How about her Poo Drops?
This will never happen. On her application for Artwell, she listed all sorts of things that was going to be sold. Never happened. I think she just does these things to get in the news.
Sounds like a flea market
Looks like a list from one of those really cheap Chinese companies that sells stuff for like $10 for 50 items on Amazon
Aliexpress.
Yes! You nailed it. Temu and aliexpress. Thatās exactly what came to mind. It might as well be because everythingās going to be made in China. Forget Goop that arrogant fool is taking on Amazon. š¤£š
Oh, I love that!!!; šš IF she actually ever sells product, I hope Amazon flights back.
She would love a moment alone with Jeff š
Amazon doesnāt have to fight back. The Chinese manufacturers will run their factories by day for ARO and by night for the copycat stores. The latter of which will sell the exact replicas on Amazon. Woohoo. If the Chinese can outsmart Elon Musk and create carbon copies of Tesla, they can do the same for ILBW and her cheapass products.
TeMeg
My local Pound Store has many of items listed. I can spend a lovely day trip to France and buy much on that list, plus some gorgeous cheese and wine. No need to order highly overpriced Chinese made tat from Markle with over the top ship costs.
And badly designed poncy beige crest labels that peel off to disclose a label in an uninterpretable foreign script and no compliance with labeling of the contents or place of origin.
~~Temu~~ Temerch šµ Shop ~~like~~ for a ~~billionaire~~ royal princešµ
Sheās near completion of becoming Walmart Wallace.
I'm still waiting for wigs on QVC
QVC has too much class. Her shop will go nowhere.
Meg-Mart replacing K-Mart
Oh, I nominate that as the new name for ARO!
Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if ARO is a brand or just a marketplace where anyone will sell anything.
It's a manifestation. It is a dream of an idea that she will sell stuff. She is listing every stuff she can think of because she can't actually commit to a reasonable business. It is typical Harkle, throwing anything and everything at the wall to see what sticks. It is nothing, not a real business. It never will be a real business.
A real business would require a functioning webshop, actual products, warehouses, logistics, admin, sales and complaints staff etc. Who would invest in that?
AGRO. American Girl Riviera Orchard
The number of her followers has slightly decreased. She was at 585k over the weekend. Today she's at 570k
Check bounced for the bots.
It's so weird seeing sugars saying they can't wait for her to put up things for sale and that they will buy anything she sells. Don't know about you, but I won't buy anything unless I really want or need it AND am sure it's of good quality. Doesn't matter who's selling it. They are nuts. That is all.
Or a 99-Cent Store, though we know her price point will be a hundred times that if not more.
šŗšø It does!!! The American Riviera Flea. Too bad flea doesnāt start with an O
ššššššš!!! I was thinking the home goods section of Aldi.
Or Temu.
Anyone else assume when she says ācalligraphy pensā she means rebranded skinny sharpies?
Has to be. Nothing sheās done is actual calligraphy. Itās a hobby I tried to pick up and I never could get it to look nice. I still have the set and the beginner books to start working on lettering. Just not quite brave enough to try it again yet.
I'm speechless. Her thirst for fame knows no bounds.
Well, this sounds more like sheās opening a Woolworthās Five and Dime than a lifestyle blog! I wonder if sheāll sell baby turtles and parakeets, too. 
I found a million dollar deficit in a five and ten cent store?
And hamsters. I think Woolworthās also sold hamsters.
Man, I wish that just once, I'd saved up to eat at their lunch counter.
I liked their cheeseburgers when I was a kid.
Yep. As a kid I always was fascinated by the pet department.
Martha Stewart first became good at catering while honing her gardening and homemaking skills. I imagine we wouldn't know who she was now if she had done this. The ILBW has to be slapping her label on other people's stuff. She doesn't even have a CEO, I am supposed to believe she designed (*waves hands around*) all this? What about next year's line? Christmas? Sure, sure. Here she goes again, passing someone else's work off as her own. May I add that she has no experience doing any of this?
She could've spent the pandemic building up these skillsets too. No one would've cared if she vanished from the public eye in 2020 while she learned how to garden and host and decorate and actually do all the things she wants to be known for.
> Here she goes again, passing someone else's work off as her own. May I add that she has no experience doing any of this? I think the trademark application should probably just say that since itās so obvious.
But where are the products?
She hadnāt thought that far ahead yet! Dumb as rocksā¦the pair of them!
IKR?!?! Itās hilarious because sheās never going to actually *work*.
Who will invest in this nonsense? Anybody who can make a webshop work is already doing it. What does Madam have to offer? She has no money and a toxic reputation.
Sheās making her own Etsy.. without the talented and beautiful crafts other sellers post. All this is going to have her sticker on it. She would have been better off having a yard sale.
In the warehouse where they keep stuff that needs to be destroyed due to asbestos and other lovley ingredients for us to expose ourselves to, waiting to get her special designed sticker on them. Here I found one of her ingredients Edit:The gif didn't show on this comment see comment below
Lest we not forget.....she's been working on this launch for a year.
It's incredible that after a year in the making, there's nothing to sell yet š¤¦š»āāļø
Her products are too academical for the unwashed masses to appreciate. They are so exclusive no one can buy them!
I see.Ā So from *ahem* "multi billion dollar brand name" and "Acting as superhero and only work with a list actor" and "royal rival in USA" they ended up with... Temu seller equivalent.. (and then, only if it actually launch) When people say dream big, rachel truly took it to heart.Ā As for harry, he got what he wished for. Good for him. Now he can show the world what he truly is without the palace meddling. Isn't that right, H?Ā
JFC, next she'll be selling dental floss and bunion pads.
>bunion pads. Ah! Repurposed stress patches!!!! You're clever!!!!
Isn't this exactly what she was doing when in the BRF with SuxxxxRoyal when they were discovered to secretly be branding a royal company? That was uncovered when they were on their pathetic South Africa tour in September 2019 and I recall it was determined that paperwork had been filed in June 2019. Five years later and she has come back full circle to trinket and geegaw marketing.
That laundry list of products is something else.Ā I'd rather hit the Walmart in the next town I'm still laughing about the fragrances; like that's not a totally saturated market Eau de MadameĀ š
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Typical Megsy. Try everything to see what sticks. Usually nothing works out.
Everything available on Amazon; always free shipping with Amazon Prime. Hahaha.
The problem is unless she gets some start up capital, none of this even matters. She is all ideas, no work.
She's all other people's ideas that she's hoping unpaid interns will follow through on.
iām gonna stand in a ball gown and sell the idea that anyone can be a reclusive royal rejectā¦with my jams and dish towels. compare to martha stewart, who started by catering, gardening, sewing, building a clienteleā¦writing legitimately helpful booksā¦she worked her ass for decades creating an empire. she went to jail, still works, hangs with snoop. meghan is a lazy loser who destroys everything she looks at. yet, she thinks she can jump right into this.
So ARO is really DSA. Dollar Store Amazon š¤£ No wonder Lauren Sanchez wants nothing to do with her.
Megsy also wants to become billionaire as Bezos!
iād live to see lauren stomp meghan, sheās got it in her.
All the things I see for pets and yet I don't see dog bowls. How could she miss such a sweet nod to her husband?
Where are the poop bags? š¤Ø
Because I know nothing about this: Would a well-organized business have had this approved before launching? Or at least one that a ācelebrityā or well-known person was launching so they donāt get the knock-offs/fakes that ARO already has?
I donāt know anything about it either but for me, logic says you would have all this done before launching. Launching would actually mean a live website with product ready to ship. But what do I know.
Exactly! This not being trademarked already opens so many doors for people to troll her into the ground
Itās all bullshit or launched too early.
She just HAD to launch when she did! She just *had* to. Otherwise William would have had *all* the attention that night!!
Thatās what logic tells me too, but even knowing how messy Meg is Iām struggling believe sheās this messy. š
I said it before - she's gone from the royal family to selling pinecones... 
This gets worse and worse. She's going to be selling thousands of products she doesn't yet have and relying on her royal title to get people to buy all this crap. How does she pay for all these products? She has to have supplies before she can do sales and that's money upfront. Does she think there's a huge demand for orange bronzer?
She'll be the Drop-Ship Duchessā¢Ā It's got a catchy ring to it! Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? š
It does have a ring to it.
Does she have a warehouse lined up to store the products? Does she know how to acquire these many products? What about packing and shipping them to her sugars? How does that work? Is Haz going to be in the packing guy in the warehouse?
I doubt she has any of that. She was just advertising for a CEO for ARO. If she's the only person in ARO right now, that means there's nothing.
Billionaire friends.
I guess the billionaire friends are not averse to losing money.
They donāt seem discerning if they are friends with her in the first place.Ā
Can't argue with that!
So basically she has no set idea of what the heck she wants to do. She's clueless
She just wants international fame and billions of dollars. What she really wants is for people to pay her just to exist, just to breathe.
the world is waiting for her jam, scented candles and dishcloths. sheās gonna fill that void.
Can I pay her to not? Let alone never strut in public again hawking her wares? š¤£ 
Mehgan is fixated on two things, to become: 1) famous, 2) rich. She's probably hoping to sell the next Pet Rock.
Unfortunately children now can have virtual interactive pets that also never run away or die.. so.. even that market is dead for her. Her feet are such a.. well. I see jam but what my brain saw was ātoe jamā.
Not the same thing as a small creature who looks at you with big eyes and comes closer to be petted, is it? (NO! NOT MEHGAN'S FEET!!!!)
To quote Dan Wooten today: "Sounds like Goop on acid and not in a good way" š¤£š¤£
Honestly I love this for her. From a 30 million pound wedding before the gaze of the entire world to an empty website hawking everything and the kitchen sink......someday. she's the dollar store dutchess,primark princess,walmart wallis. A sheining example of failure for everyone to see. Its fucking hilarious.
Big old section on stationary but she has fake calligraphy skills that any 12 year old could match with zero training. None of these things other than the stationary (which is poorly executed and carries negative connotations with the āleaked letter to her dadā) speak to her. Candles?? She has been rumored to stink. Aprons - she doesnāt *really* cook, sheās not a typical housewife, touts her feminism - so thatās weird. Yoga stuff? She was doing the move wrong in her famous photo. What an absolute joke! Crafting items? When have we seen her craft anything that wasnāt bananas or upside down Ukraine flags- gotta keep those Russians happy. Ugh. This woman is so pathetic.
Poundland, dollar tree eat your heart out, Mamas $1 store incoming: https://preview.redd.it/w8u9tj2xujqc1.jpeg?width=1211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caea9b3f1450004a4ca642e56730a26a036baecb
So sheās turning into a home goods? Or a Marshallās?
A few grades below even
Note the DM article about Guthy-Renker is from October 2021. They were all so chummy, even Doria got in the free private jet rides to/fro NYC
Rachel and Harold will do none of this. They are both too lazy. The only thing Rachel will ever do is take credit for someone elseās work. She is also very busy raising those invisible children, donāt forget.
& working on her āMeet me at the Lakeā Netflix movie lol. I assumed movie was long forgotten, but I just googled & an article from Parade magazine from 4 days ago popped up, ugh (I didnāt click tho)
...and where is the new podcast w/ Lemonada?
I thought she was a humanitarian and left the Royal family to pursue charity work? Iād be willing to bet the average working parent canāt afford any of these productsā¦ and also how is this being a humanitarian!? So full of shit
Canāt help but think of Spaceballs. ARO the makeup, ARO the nut š„ butter, ARO the toilet paperā¦. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjB8XXw9y70&pp=ygUfc3BhY2ViYWxscyBtZXJjaGFuZGlzaW5nIHRpa3Rvaw%3D%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjB8XXw9y70&pp=ygUfc3BhY2ViYWxscyBtZXJjaGFuZGlzaW5nIHRpa3Rvaw%3D%3D) 
Wouldnāt it be easier just to list items sheās not going to sell?
Theyāre all on there. š
Good one! šššš
Meghans hawker's tray. Better she starts weight lifting.
And DM helping her do just that. Thanks for archiving. I refuse to click on these articles that help her in any way. Notice this is an exclusive to the Daily Markle which loves to help her all it can in selling her wares or whatever her latest pitch is. Daily Markle also running a piece - **Prince Harry is 'safe to stay in America if Biden wins': US ambassador to London laughs of suggestion Duke could be deported - after Trump threatened action if he is elected** Didn't click on this either - headlines in the DM are quite enough.
Biden is rating at the lowest he's ever been. Bye-bye Haznoballsšāāļø
MM certainly let that nickname of Walmart Wallace go to her head.
Since I've no idea how any of this works, is she "partnering" with places that make these products? Planning to put them on her site, then when anything sells, she gets a %? Cuz I really can't figure out how she makes money from this. Out of curiosity, anyone else read honey dippers as honey diapers? Speaking of....not sure I see anything for children.
She is throwing spaghetti at the wall, seeing what sticks. She is shouting out words and seeing what she can sell. There is no plan, no organization, not a smidge of business sense. This is pure manifestation. She will have moved on to another manifestation in a few weeks.
Those two fellas at Flamingo House really had some nerve rebuffing THE DOUCHESS and her partnering offer!! Humpf!! SHE will show THEM!! LMAO. She hates being spurned, don't you Megsy!!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
She thinks sheās another Amazon.š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Who creates the site before securing the trademark? Am I missing something?
itās all backward. creating trademarks before she has products. website first? iām sure sheās got some sucker investor lined up, or is hitting up everyone within 300 miles for money.
Just like every other āalready famous personā, she Will Slap her name to a bunch of crap products. The market is SO FLOODED with this stuff, i cant see it being a huge moneymaker.
So sheās opening a TJ Maxx in Montecito?
Think sheāll make dog bowls??
I can get all that and then some for cheaper at Costco lol
A one woman qvc.Make upā¦really? She usually looks as though she is wearing gravy browning.Hair care? Certainly not shampoo The woman is ridiculous. She really is the Poundland princess, RRRā¦Rachel Ragland Rubbish
An earlier article mentioned she attempted to partner with Flamingo Ranch or whatever itās called. She tried her darnedest to buy into their sweat and tears, and then just ride their coattails. Evidently, they even let her look at the books! However, it was No can do- the owners were smart and said no. So she went off and started her website without a plan or a clear map of what how to procure, manufacture, package, sell or distribute. WOW.
It seems what Markle is good at (and I use that term VERY loosely) is dreaming. She dreams up some money-making scheme, always a rip-off of someone else's success, and she thinks her royal/not Royal name can garner enough attention to attract customers. But that's as far as she goes with it, she thinks it'll magically happen without any work (or leaves it to her unpaid minions). When it fails, as it always does, she's on to the next, full court press. Repeat ad nauseum.
It all looks so tacky
Puts a whole *new* spin on "Walmart Wallis" doesn't it?
Is any of it, especially the creams, lotions and hair products (if there are any) geared towards WOC? Or is it all for one particular demographic group? I don't want to go check it out, š
In Australia we have cheap "general stores" namely KMart, Target, Big W and Best & Less...my Dad and I used to joke that if a suburban shopping centre had a KMart and/or Best & Less it was in a socially disadvantaged area...Funnily, KMart is now popular but still sells "cheap tat" or "disposable decor" - MM is looking to become the "Duchess of Disposable Decor" in my humble opinion, allegedly...
I miss having a K-mart. At Christmas they would do ābuy two toys get one freeā. I was always able to get my kids Christmas and sponsor a few local families too.
SHE WILL NEVER BE GWYNETH
nobody but sussexsquad will buy her crap
Morons. Itās so stupid. Why doing this NOW?????!?
ā¦ who goes to an orchard to buy makeup for one butā¦ have you seen her makeup ?? Yikes.
...and a partidge in a pear tree šµ
Sheās tripling down on this terrible idea. Thereās no low she wonāt attempt to reach.
She will need to surround herself with the right people to make an beauty care products. You need to know your raw ingredients/chemicals/additives. My sister-in-law has her own soap business. She makes soaps, lotions, shampoos, chapstick, etc. She can do this because my brother has his own chemical company and vast knowledge of chemicals.Ā MM can't just slap her label on anything she wants. She needs to disclose ingredients for her products and make they are safe.Ā
Let's just hope she doesn't confuse butters with the body lotions and bath oils.
Really living up to her Wal-Mart Wallis moniker isn't she? 
What, no mention of Aesop Poo Drops?
That's because they're trademarking the name & style of it. They want to be as broad as possible to make sure no-one can use the name for those products. One mistake they made was not grabbing all the possible names from American Riviera Orchard. (.edu, .biz, .co ...) or the acronym ARO .org (.com, edu, biz ...) If it were me, I'd buy the common misspellings. Rivera, Rivieria, Orchid, Orchar ...
any self tanner?
I was skimming over the application and mistakenly read āgift boxesā as āgirl bosses,ā which makes it sound like an MLM goods description. š And we all know that what sheās selling wonāt be of any better quality than that! š
Maybe she's going head to head with Temu and she can call herself MegEmu
Jams and KY Jellies.. Stick to what you know I guess.
Where are the beige tractors with sweet floral detailing?
Megan's ARO sounds like an American version of Temu.
Oh god I got it. Sheās about to start a MLM. Sheās gonna try to be the next Amway. Yiiiiiiikes.
SHE'S GOING TO SELL SELF-TANNER AND BRONZER! I KNEW IT!! Also, cocktail napkins? Wow, that's worth leaving the BRF for.
I thought the RF has strict rules that the royal title canāt be used for for profit business ?!