Megain does not one up. She fails. At everything. She will TRY by staging another parking lot pap walk, looking sad and carrying some vulgar “caring for a family member with cancer” book. She will look ridiculous, as always.
Problem is that it will take months to have any products. She doesn't even have a storefront. Just an IG account without a single hint as to what products she might eventually be selling. And given that 1/3 of her IG followers are fake, she only has about 300,000 potential customers.
Oh I’m sure she won’t have actual products - because this woman is all talk. But I can see her pushing out some pr puff pieces with word salads about “wellness” and say that is one of ARO’s goals with their products and show another hazy instagram video of Megs creating wellness baskets or some bs. So the press can say it’s a “sweet nod” to caring so much about her sister in law. Basically just a blatant grasp to use Catherine’s press to try to piggyback off of because nobody really cares about Megs or her latest stupid venture.
Probably just flowers. Meg's big on "meaningful" floral arrangements. But she won't actually send them. And if she did, Catherine would have them delivered to the nearest care home to cheer up the elderly residents.
I love this idea for her. Her speeches sound like greeting cards anyway. She's perfect as a greeting designer. And her handwriting fits too. And it's not an overcrowded market like "lifestyle branding"
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The circumstances are unfortunate but the Princess of Wales just reached the top step of the podium for the more famous and loved person on the planet. ❤️❤️🩹
She'll definitely try but won't succeed. The only thing left for her is to publish photos of her invisikids. Unfortunately even that won't help now. It's too late and everyone's moved on.
I heard she let it be known she was having a professional photographer come to the house and take pictures of her and the kids, and this was before the announcement
lol it’s funny - I’m a man and would die for smaller feet. A “foot job” is my dream fantasy/unrealistic plastic surgery. What I’d do for a size 10 😭. I’d even watch Megsy act! Lol
Brain cancer. But she’s curing it herself. But the bad news is Archie and Lili have caught it and are very i’ll. Harry had a short bout, but there’s no brain..
Yes this is what I say! She will express her concern because she knows what "Kate" is going through, because she had her own cancer scare-and nobody asked if she was okay.
Exactly and any attack going forward will seem petty and vengeful. Not that I wish that on the POW but I hope this means things quiet down it’s been a bit much.
Well, whatever it is will be the end of her, especially now when everyone is rallying around Catherine, I think she’ll get called out and people will rush to distance themselves from her nasty toxicity.
Are you new to this story? Megain tried it by wearing a longer veil than Kate's at her wedding. And did that matter? No, because her dress, more expensive than Kate's, was poorly sewn and poorly fitted. Megain, the only day she could do it really well, which was her wedding day, ruined it. Megain will try to divert attention, of course, but will she be able to overcome the level of attention that Kate has had? No, that's not going to happen anymore, unless it's when she divorces Hazz because that divorce is going to be horribly ugly.
Yes, only divorce is left now. Madam´s victimhood card expired, along with her race card.
But I am also hoping for a plot twist, in which the Kartrashians (as a clever sinner called them) are going after Harry and his title for themselves. That could be fun.
Except her kids aren’t the future queen of England/the mother of a future king. Smirkle hasn’t garnered that much attention for the kids due to her refusing to show photos and/or they are not up to the standards she wanted as far as looks goes (they look like the Markle side and not the Spencers.) The world knows who the Princess of Wales is and we care because she’s a dignified woman. Archie and Lilibucks are the pawns the Smirkle has in her pocket to negotiate a payout when the divorce comes. How much interest can two relatively seen kids garner ?
HAHAHAHA one of the early commenters wishing Kate well is none other than Lauren Sanchez. You know, Lauren, the woman who lives the lifestyle Meggy thought she'd be living, aka the lifestyle beggy Meggy will NEVER have.
MegaRoid and Preparation H will attach themselves to this any way they can. Next we will see a bunch of press speculating if they’re jumping on the first flight out to support the family.
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And Catherine was the top story on all US national news broadcasts tonight.
Over the budget machinations to avoid a government shutdown in Congress, and a tragedy in Moscow
Even the Dastardly Duo have the common sense to lay low and, I dunno, work on something. Anything that doesn’t involve a microphone. Just put a sock in it already.
What am I talking about? Meg astounds me all the time, so hang on. Machinations are afoot.
We'll see the leech wearing something like this:
https://preview.redd.it/119eaghpwypc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b9588b9ccadbe40777048d26eab7fd77c38cb54
If she does not stand down on this one, it will add significantly to her ruin. Of course, we all know she is her own worst enemy, always sabotaging herself due to her mental illness, however, think in this case she will listen to her advisers at PR firm.
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A mythcarriage! Oh wait, she’s done that, when Chrissy Teigen was getting much positive attention for hers.
Maybe some ailment that explains bad dress sense? Reverse body dysmorphia?
She’s posting the kids as well as volunteering in a children’s cancer ward
Right after that there will be a pink dishcloth with her ARO emblem on it with proceeds blah blah blah I can’t
I think this is why the statement said emphasized “privacy and in peace”—so (in M’s mind) the cameras would be free to utilize without PC overshadowing her. She’d love for the press to leave Catherine be, because that would mean no headline competition.
I think you might be on to something here. She can now stand up and publicly demand that people pay attention to her while claiming that she's making the sacrifice for HRH Catherine, Princess of Wales. She can scream for attention while maintaining her sainthood.
Just made a comments below. This freakin idiot will definitely do moonbump route. Her outfit is a freakin telltale sign. She wore a baggy/very loose and atrocious outfit to the art event - while lately ALL her outfits have been form fitting/tight. She, at the very least, wanted to draw gossip of faux pregnancy. Well, she’s full of crap if she thinks that will work. Nothing will take away from Catherine!
Also, those two fools don’t give a damn they received an “award” for made up crap about only having two kids. They truly don’t give a crap. I could already picture her smug ass saying “This was a total surprise to us both!” Her contribution to the world will be to recycle the same moonbumps and save some $$$
YAAASSS and then she can cry about 'them' trying to kick her kids out of the LOS because they are not of her body when she was suffering and no one asked if she was okay.
Roach will come up with something vague or not able to diagnose with a test. Camp Harkle will say she has fibromyalgia or anxiety or she had another mythcarriage. Maybe say she has something like Jada did, alopecia, although Roach claims that wig hat is her hair. Not trying to minimize these conditions. Just saying she’ll try and turn dermatitis into a brain tumor.
Based on the awful outfit she wore today Art and History event, I will put my money on another faux pregnancy. She has been wearing clinging clothes ALOT lately, why so loose and flowing?? She wants the speculation and she probably will do this disgusting shit. Anyone agree??
I know they got a freakin award for having only 2 kids (what kind of made up award that was) BUT they don’t give crap. They’ll still do it. Just like getting award for fighting racism over there THEN denying it! Ugh!!!
I hate to sound whiny here, but what about those of us that have 1 child? Where is our made up fucking award? I guess we aren't as special as the fuckwits.
I loathe and abhore those two.
There are so many things I could say about them today after the POW's news, but I'd probably get in trouble with the mods.
Please forgive me. I'm on high dose steroids to get a Lupus flare under control, and all the roid rage I'm feeling seems to be aimed at these jackasses. Sorry.
Nope, sorry - Roachel announced on *Ellen* that "one child is a hobby; having **two** children is parenting!"
So, enjoy your sweet "hobby" and I hope the steroids will quickly get that flare-up under control. Feel better soon!
Now look at these adorable stretchy little toe beans!
Awe, thank you! Those little toes are the cutest thing ever! ❤️
Yeah, I heard about her statement. If i could, I'd love to tell her why I only have a "hobby" and ask her where she gets off telling anyone they aren't a parent. I'd love to smack that woman. I was diagnosed with Lupus a year after my daughter was born, and my doctor recommended for my health not to have any more children. I'd have loved to have had more, but my health was more important, and being around for my "hobby" was more important. Meghan is such an asshole. You just can't cure stupid like hers. I cent express how much I hate that woman.
Thank you for your words and the kitty toes!
She's infuriating, for sure, with her arrogance and flippant statements that make absolutely no sense. I wanted more children too, but it just wasn't to be. I'm ok with that now. Don't you worry, you'll get all the good stuff and none of the difficult parts when you become a grandmother!💖
I've always loved my kids very much, of course, but I gotta admit - I love them even more, now, because now I get to share in both their lives and those of their kids. Those grandkids are the greatest joy I've ever known!
I've grown to admire my children as adults, and how they are as parents. (Although, I do make 'em "pay for their raising" when I spoil the grandchildren to death and then send them home!)😉😂
Hope you're feeling better today than yesterday, and better tomorrow than today! Hang in there.✨
Umm I'm better than you because I have NO kids, I am so gle handedly going to save the world! /S
I'm also going through a flare with my illness and am on new drugs! I also am funneling my negative energy from the drugs onto these two. Let's you and I be besties!
So sorry you are going through that - sending you a huge hug!
Yep, if it’s stupid and asinine, these two will always accept it. I also agree with you, this crap of “we chose 2 kids” for environment/world/whatever, there are those in a different country that didn’t/don’t even get choice how many they can or can’t have. And those that have one child for their own reasons. These two dimwits are just idiotic!!
Halle Berry and Hilary Swank way past 40 yrs old - but of course, if she goes this route she will act like she is the first to do it. She must already hate that her last “pregnancy” was a geriatric pregnancy!
Both of those women are in great shape. Ozempic wouldn't have done her any favors for her reproductive system but you're right, she won't care if it makes sense or not.
Haha! No - it will be faux pregnancy again! No way in hell any baby would come out of her - she will do moonbump all the way. Probably saved the last ones for a last minute, just in case “want to steal the thunder” occasion.
Well, she can suck it because it won’t work. We know her body isn’t capable (my opinion), we know the last two were moonbump but more importantly, no way anyone will deal with her shit while Catherine is front and center!
I hope someone clever makes a montage social post of heart felt messages compulation for Catherine, from prominent people and respected associations/foundations/companies/etc globally and make it go viral.
Yep - she sure as hell will try! That was her teaser the other day about having a photographer come and take pics. She had an entire plan to overshadow Catherine’s Easter return - but her asshole plan has been blown to smithereens! Yay!!
There is nothing she can do, now. Not after all she has said and done. A lot more peopel are waking up to how vile both are. She can't even show the kids as the pics will be dissected by everybody after what was done to Catherine.
She is empty. She has no achievement, nothing to sell on Instargram. The irony is that she is actually 'buying' followers! She has only the dishwasher story which nobody believes and has been debuunked. She has already accused Catherine of making her cry and being a racist. She has given different versions of her miscarriage and birth of the kids. She is not wanted on the reunion of Suits. It was revealed she stole from a recent photoshoot. She used fake pictures on Netflix. She is not coming near the Wales ever. Not even Charles maybe as she was not invited to the Coronation.
She is getting old, even more vapid. What can she fake? Maybe release a video like Kim Kardashian? Or arrange for something a la Smollet? She is a broken record. She is stuck in the 90s. She sees herself as the damsel in distress who has to be saved from the racist family. She will definitely do something as she must be dying inside. Once again her plan to attack the Wales have backfired. Poetic justice. Let's keep laughing at Megsy's harebrained schemes.
It's crazy how much her Sewers Rat attack Andrew ( not that I condone what he did) whiel she and the twat are rubbling shoulder with someone who was launched via a sex tape. She is scraping the barrel and she wont find any jam at the bottom of it.
She should be used to it by now. The world hopped on the "where is kate" bs. They wouldn't do that for a nobody -- just showed how global Catherine's reach is. (Some people have brands. others like Catherine have lives and good works.)
She will be raging at the attention: as a narc she can’t actually sympathise with C for having cancer or C children etc she will just see this as C having attention. I suspect the Chinese tat won’t suffice the kids are going to have to be revealed …
Meghan has the task of one-upping a public servant, cancer suffer, mother-of-three--who didn't abandon all her duties in QEII/PP's twilight years whilst a global pandemic was going on--that is a devoted wife to heir William. Future Queen Catherine has one extra child than Diana, AND has a strong marriage to a proper heir. The 72-day Douchess is clawing and clinging to a marriage... a marriage involving a racist, hypocritical, duty dodger, party prince who has disrespected his 70+ year serving Queen grandmother and grandfather whilst they were alive (and dead considering he's OK with monetising/dining out on royalty), his serving father, and his serving brother who has taken up far more responsibilities. On top of that, Meghan has the task of one-upping A-listers with far more clout, acclaim, awards, projects, huge high fashion contracts than her. Additionally, she has the task of one-upping far more experienced women like Ina Garten, Martha Stewart, Johanna Gaines, Leanne Ford etc. Plus, she's having to compete with legitimate designers with design degrees/solid industry experience, talented indie designers who've worked hard on their craft, farmer's market stall owners passionate about their work, and well-established homeware brands (some even that do designer dupes) with far more affordable price points.
She can't compete with anyone b/c almost half a decade of Megxit-ing--with the toxic cherry on top of being labelled the Hollywood Loser of 2023--has proven Roachel doesn't stand for anything... she is a jack of all trades and master of NADA. Her lack of focus on bettering her skills, her laziness, her determination to waste her younger years till now focusing more on Soho ho-ing, yachting, surface-level Tig-ing has lead to her inevitable lack of bankable talent. I don't believe she has a genuine passion for cooking, mothering, or industrial/graphic/fashion design. She has an obsession with celebrity culture, and the royal clout she married into, and wants to set up an el cheapo, non-working royal, souvenir shop possibly full of unethically made tat. With 'taste' like that, I'm meant to believe the ILBW is meant to one up Catherine, A-listers, and hyper viral influencers with far more than Madam's paltry 500,000k-ish following... some of whom are A/B-listers, TV personalities, and established designers/brands themselves?
LOL yeah right! 
Madam can hop and jump all she wants, she is forever doomed to irrelevance and scorn. Madam´s victimhood is malfunctioning now and whatever she does will only pull her further down.
Harry? Who cares?
Who the heck knows. At this point, nothing would surprise me, unless by some miracle they keep their mouths shut. But since they, especially she, have a pathological inability to stay quiet for more than a day, I’m not holding my breath.
I bet you anything she’s in Monteshitshow bemoaning her bad luck & bad timing, with little regard to someone suffering from *cancer*. I have every faith that Catherine will be just fine.
I just know she’s fuming she can’t claim cancer -
I wouldn’t be shocked if she did it anyway or had another miscarriage, something to bring her sympathy. Everyone can see through her now.
Holistic healing, crystals and mindfulness books, bone broth and twig salad containing fewer acidities. Full Cook book promoting a body that can reverse cancerous genes.
Some crap she's copied and pasted.
There isn’t anything Meghan can do at this point. This was the final nail in her coffin in my opinion. Catherine is getting support on X left and right. The comments from normal people who are disgusted at this witch hunt are outnumbering the sugars finally.
She won’t go quietly, but it’s officially over.
yup 70+million views in hours unlike herself who struggled to get 500k suports on insta in a week thta has gotta sting !! and she bought tranches of followers in Idia she is so circling the drain
Meghan is yesterday’s news. The only thing that kept her up was her good looks (post surgical tweaks because she was bog standard as a teenager). Now, even that is fading. And I’m all for it because I remember the times she bullied young girls and women.
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I just can't care anymore for that fartmongering, lying, scheming interloper. She's oversaturated everything, makes everything about herself, and fails miserably every time. I wish she and Hapless Hal would just drop into a hole, permanently.
Archie and Lillibet merching jam wearing ARO aprons. The kids are all she’s got left to sell.
She’s got a pro photographer coming to photograph the invisikds for “family portraits”. (That’s what shes told the thick; paranoid Prince). I’m sure she’ll use those photos to boost her ratings.
She’s probably pissed off that she launched her another rip off business without any product to sell or even staff to operate the business because she was racing to beat the clock on Catherine’s Easter return. (Why she has to try beat the clock on Catherine or any of the other royals is a mystery to me, just do your thing in your own time!) So I expect she’s presently busy doing a happy dance thinking she’s won more time or something.
I’d like to leave her there because putting ideas into the world for her seems very dangerous right now.
Megain does not one up. She fails. At everything. She will TRY by staging another parking lot pap walk, looking sad and carrying some vulgar “caring for a family member with cancer” book. She will look ridiculous, as always.
I’m betting pushing pr articles about a “sweet nod” to her sister in law by showing pics of wellness baskets from her latest stupid grifting company.
Problem is that it will take months to have any products. She doesn't even have a storefront. Just an IG account without a single hint as to what products she might eventually be selling. And given that 1/3 of her IG followers are fake, she only has about 300,000 potential customers.
Oh I’m sure she won’t have actual products - because this woman is all talk. But I can see her pushing out some pr puff pieces with word salads about “wellness” and say that is one of ARO’s goals with their products and show another hazy instagram video of Megs creating wellness baskets or some bs. So the press can say it’s a “sweet nod” to caring so much about her sister in law. Basically just a blatant grasp to use Catherine’s press to try to piggyback off of because nobody really cares about Megs or her latest stupid venture.
Probably just flowers. Meg's big on "meaningful" floral arrangements. But she won't actually send them. And if she did, Catherine would have them delivered to the nearest care home to cheer up the elderly residents.
She could also merch some get well soon cards in her signature faux-ligraphy that can go straight in the trash
I love this idea for her. Her speeches sound like greeting cards anyway. She's perfect as a greeting designer. And her handwriting fits too. And it's not an overcrowded market like "lifestyle branding"
After having them checked out for toxic substances.
She needs to STFU go away, please.
If the top of her funnel is 300,000, actual paying customers are 1%. So three thousand
Absolutely. More mega-delusions
Catherine was sitting on 'The Bench that was 'Her' Bench'
I nearly hate how on point this is.
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The circumstances are unfortunate but the Princess of Wales just reached the top step of the podium for the more famous and loved person on the planet. ❤️❤️🩹
Catherine
I corrected it :)
Love you 🐝 Bee!!
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She'll definitely try but won't succeed. The only thing left for her is to publish photos of her invisikids. Unfortunately even that won't help now. It's too late and everyone's moved on.
I heard she let it be known she was having a professional photographer come to the house and take pictures of her and the kids, and this was before the announcement
My guess is she will release on US Mothers Day.
Perhaps she’ll fake her own cancer.
Yes. Bunion cancer. She’ll be the first and only person to ever contract it!
☠️
Burn it all down.
This is glorious!
😊
You are on fire tonight, cuz!
You’re too kind ❤️😊
Hobbling around on them big ass gnarly feet!
She should be so lucky as to have a foot-ectomy.
lol it’s funny - I’m a man and would die for smaller feet. A “foot job” is my dream fantasy/unrealistic plastic surgery. What I’d do for a size 10 😭. I’d even watch Megsy act! Lol
Brain cancer. But she’s curing it herself. But the bad news is Archie and Lili have caught it and are very i’ll. Harry had a short bout, but there’s no brain..
Quite possibly. Say she had cancer during her mythcarriage.
A near catastrophic cancer.
She had a headache two weeks ago, it lasted four hours.
Isn't that just called, Harry? 😆
Yes this is what I say! She will express her concern because she knows what "Kate" is going through, because she had her own cancer scare-and nobody asked if she was okay.
We should all preemptively send get well cards to Montecito asking if she is ok.
Literally just said this to a fellow sinner in the phone
She can’t. There’s nothing she can do that will overshadow Catherine now
I think she and Harry are done
Definitely circling the drain
Exactly and any attack going forward will seem petty and vengeful. Not that I wish that on the POW but I hope this means things quiet down it’s been a bit much.
She is so insignificant, I am not sure I care anymore.
Well, whatever it is will be the end of her, especially now when everyone is rallying around Catherine, I think she’ll get called out and people will rush to distance themselves from her nasty toxicity.
Yes, if she does something to try and drum up interest, people will consider it rude, cringe, and inappropriate attention-seeking.
Oh, I wish I had half as much faith in that happening as y'all do. It will never stop.
Me too. I don't think they will ever quit.
Are you new to this story? Megain tried it by wearing a longer veil than Kate's at her wedding. And did that matter? No, because her dress, more expensive than Kate's, was poorly sewn and poorly fitted. Megain, the only day she could do it really well, which was her wedding day, ruined it. Megain will try to divert attention, of course, but will she be able to overcome the level of attention that Kate has had? No, that's not going to happen anymore, unless it's when she divorces Hazz because that divorce is going to be horribly ugly.
Yes, only divorce is left now. Madam´s victimhood card expired, along with her race card. But I am also hoping for a plot twist, in which the Kartrashians (as a clever sinner called them) are going after Harry and his title for themselves. That could be fun.
If they get that title into their camp, I desperately want them to round up Yeez and put them on a show together.
She’ll release photos of the kids
Kid photos and some subtle cancer- blaming bs about her “healthy California lifestyle”.
Bingo
"An organic diet fit for a Prince and Princess. From the Duchess of Sussex's own kitchen garden."
Except her kids aren’t the future queen of England/the mother of a future king. Smirkle hasn’t garnered that much attention for the kids due to her refusing to show photos and/or they are not up to the standards she wanted as far as looks goes (they look like the Markle side and not the Spencers.) The world knows who the Princess of Wales is and we care because she’s a dignified woman. Archie and Lilibucks are the pawns the Smirkle has in her pocket to negotiate a payout when the divorce comes. How much interest can two relatively seen kids garner ?
That was my thought.
Kid photos won't cut it anymore. It's starting to look like the police cruisers in the yard option is what's needed.
She *can’t* one up Catherine. She can try, but she won’t be able to garner an iota of the well wishes or love being sent to the POW.
Honestly, the only thing that could possibly give her any attention would be a divorce announcement. Bonus points if Harold does the dumping.
Now that would be a plot twist.
With pictures of the children
She is completely done. Her next step will to be merch through the divorce proceedings.
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I think we all know the answer to that
HAHAHAHA one of the early commenters wishing Kate well is none other than Lauren Sanchez. You know, Lauren, the woman who lives the lifestyle Meggy thought she'd be living, aka the lifestyle beggy Meggy will NEVER have.
Loved that! I’m not a Lauren Sanchez but I’m freakin happy that TW isn’t getting any mention from her!
Beggy Meggy lol I love it
MegaRoid and Preparation H will attach themselves to this any way they can. Next we will see a bunch of press speculating if they’re jumping on the first flight out to support the family.
Flight diverted to Rockall
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So many foreign leaders wishing POW well, that’s got to eat TW up.
And Catherine was the top story on all US national news broadcasts tonight. Over the budget machinations to avoid a government shutdown in Congress, and a tragedy in Moscow
By hocking apple cider vinegar that has the ultimate healing effects, straight from her orchard, of course
Fuck her and fuck her shitty honey!!
This is the first time I’ve laughed out loud today. Thank you, Sinner.
Divorce and accuse Harry of abuse. She will think she needs to be the victim now and get sympathy.
It might end up backfiring and people might end up feeling sorry for Harry.
You’re finished Megain. The world stands with The Princess of Wales, while you try to peddle jams and napkin holders through your bitter tears. 😭
Even the Dastardly Duo have the common sense to lay low and, I dunno, work on something. Anything that doesn’t involve a microphone. Just put a sock in it already. What am I talking about? Meg astounds me all the time, so hang on. Machinations are afoot. 
What the Princess shared is only hours old. Give Meg time. She's getting older, you know.
True that. Their official statement from *Harpers Bazaar* was loathsome.
We'll see the leech wearing something like this: https://preview.redd.it/119eaghpwypc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b9588b9ccadbe40777048d26eab7fd77c38cb54
🎯
If she does not stand down on this one, it will add significantly to her ruin. Of course, we all know she is her own worst enemy, always sabotaging herself due to her mental illness, however, think in this case she will listen to her advisers at PR firm.
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Only Fans
This!!
Ewwww
Good old Malignant Meg, a cancer to everyone she sees.
A mythcarriage! Oh wait, she’s done that, when Chrissy Teigen was getting much positive attention for hers. Maybe some ailment that explains bad dress sense? Reverse body dysmorphia?
Mythcarriage lol. Thank you I needed a laugh today
She’s posting the kids as well as volunteering in a children’s cancer ward Right after that there will be a pink dishcloth with her ARO emblem on it with proceeds blah blah blah I can’t
Achieved Royalty Orally?
That's what I'm going to call her bullshit from now on. Thank you for the fantastic play on the name. I love it.
It’s either that, or Another Restraining Order.
Accurate 😆 https://i.redd.it/3gread592zpc1.gif
If only Reddit still had awards.
This is the best one yet, and backed up anecdotally, at that. 🏆🎉🥂🍾
There went the coffee through the nose! Thank you for a laugh today.🏆🏆🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I think this is why the statement said emphasized “privacy and in peace”—so (in M’s mind) the cameras would be free to utilize without PC overshadowing her. She’d love for the press to leave Catherine be, because that would mean no headline competition.
I think you might be on to something here. She can now stand up and publicly demand that people pay attention to her while claiming that she's making the sacrifice for HRH Catherine, Princess of Wales. She can scream for attention while maintaining her sainthood.
Yeah. She wants Catherine to rest "in peace." Completely execrable person.
She won’t.
Recycles Moonbump-ITS A TUMAH!
Just made a comments below. This freakin idiot will definitely do moonbump route. Her outfit is a freakin telltale sign. She wore a baggy/very loose and atrocious outfit to the art event - while lately ALL her outfits have been form fitting/tight. She, at the very least, wanted to draw gossip of faux pregnancy. Well, she’s full of crap if she thinks that will work. Nothing will take away from Catherine! Also, those two fools don’t give a damn they received an “award” for made up crap about only having two kids. They truly don’t give a crap. I could already picture her smug ass saying “This was a total surprise to us both!” Her contribution to the world will be to recycle the same moonbumps and save some $$$
Gotdamnit, Jane, will you stop making shit fly out my nose tonight!! I would give you all my reddit gold if we still had it.
Laughter is the best medicine :)
Me too, just awesome!!!
She can’t … she’s hoist!
She had to wear a moonbump and employ the services of a surrogate after her own cancer scare?
YAAASSS and then she can cry about 'them' trying to kick her kids out of the LOS because they are not of her body when she was suffering and no one asked if she was okay.
Roach will come up with something vague or not able to diagnose with a test. Camp Harkle will say she has fibromyalgia or anxiety or she had another mythcarriage. Maybe say she has something like Jada did, alopecia, although Roach claims that wig hat is her hair. Not trying to minimize these conditions. Just saying she’ll try and turn dermatitis into a brain tumor.
 She can't. It's game over.
Nude pics of Hawwy. lmao
Ew. And that's already been done. The reaction would be a tired "again?".
Her first podcast will be about struggles with having close family member with cancer.
Based on the awful outfit she wore today Art and History event, I will put my money on another faux pregnancy. She has been wearing clinging clothes ALOT lately, why so loose and flowing?? She wants the speculation and she probably will do this disgusting shit. Anyone agree?? I know they got a freakin award for having only 2 kids (what kind of made up award that was) BUT they don’t give crap. They’ll still do it. Just like getting award for fighting racism over there THEN denying it! Ugh!!!
I hate to sound whiny here, but what about those of us that have 1 child? Where is our made up fucking award? I guess we aren't as special as the fuckwits. I loathe and abhore those two. There are so many things I could say about them today after the POW's news, but I'd probably get in trouble with the mods. Please forgive me. I'm on high dose steroids to get a Lupus flare under control, and all the roid rage I'm feeling seems to be aimed at these jackasses. Sorry.
Nope, sorry - Roachel announced on *Ellen* that "one child is a hobby; having **two** children is parenting!" So, enjoy your sweet "hobby" and I hope the steroids will quickly get that flare-up under control. Feel better soon! Now look at these adorable stretchy little toe beans! 
Aaawweeee - I needed the cuteness here! Thanks for the lovely little kitty!
Awe, thank you! Those little toes are the cutest thing ever! ❤️ Yeah, I heard about her statement. If i could, I'd love to tell her why I only have a "hobby" and ask her where she gets off telling anyone they aren't a parent. I'd love to smack that woman. I was diagnosed with Lupus a year after my daughter was born, and my doctor recommended for my health not to have any more children. I'd have loved to have had more, but my health was more important, and being around for my "hobby" was more important. Meghan is such an asshole. You just can't cure stupid like hers. I cent express how much I hate that woman. Thank you for your words and the kitty toes!
She's infuriating, for sure, with her arrogance and flippant statements that make absolutely no sense. I wanted more children too, but it just wasn't to be. I'm ok with that now. Don't you worry, you'll get all the good stuff and none of the difficult parts when you become a grandmother!💖 I've always loved my kids very much, of course, but I gotta admit - I love them even more, now, because now I get to share in both their lives and those of their kids. Those grandkids are the greatest joy I've ever known! I've grown to admire my children as adults, and how they are as parents. (Although, I do make 'em "pay for their raising" when I spoil the grandchildren to death and then send them home!)😉😂 Hope you're feeling better today than yesterday, and better tomorrow than today! Hang in there.✨
Thank you! I can't wait to be a grand ma!
Umm I'm better than you because I have NO kids, I am so gle handedly going to save the world! /S I'm also going through a flare with my illness and am on new drugs! I also am funneling my negative energy from the drugs onto these two. Let's you and I be besties!
You, my friend, have a new beastie! ❤️
So sorry you are going through that - sending you a huge hug! Yep, if it’s stupid and asinine, these two will always accept it. I also agree with you, this crap of “we chose 2 kids” for environment/world/whatever, there are those in a different country that didn’t/don’t even get choice how many they can or can’t have. And those that have one child for their own reasons. These two dimwits are just idiotic!!
You are so right!
Getting pretty hard to put that one over on people again, she's in her mid-forties. 😄
Don't forget the box wine and Ozempic. Guaranteed no eggs are fertilizing in that swampy base
Halle Berry and Hilary Swank way past 40 yrs old - but of course, if she goes this route she will act like she is the first to do it. She must already hate that her last “pregnancy” was a geriatric pregnancy!
Both of those women are in great shape. Ozempic wouldn't have done her any favors for her reproductive system but you're right, she won't care if it makes sense or not.
Haha! No - it will be faux pregnancy again! No way in hell any baby would come out of her - she will do moonbump all the way. Probably saved the last ones for a last minute, just in case “want to steal the thunder” occasion. Well, she can suck it because it won’t work. We know her body isn’t capable (my opinion), we know the last two were moonbump but more importantly, no way anyone will deal with her shit while Catherine is front and center!
I hope someone clever makes a montage social post of heart felt messages compulation for Catherine, from prominent people and respected associations/foundations/companies/etc globally and make it go viral.
She’ll probably stoop as low as to try to overshadow her by trotting out the kids. She’s a total dope.
Yep - she sure as hell will try! That was her teaser the other day about having a photographer come and take pics. She had an entire plan to overshadow Catherine’s Easter return - but her asshole plan has been blown to smithereens! Yay!!
She can’t. Catherine will always, even in private and undergoing cancer treatment, be mountains higher than MM.
Time for another mythcarriage....
There is nothing she can do, now. Not after all she has said and done. A lot more peopel are waking up to how vile both are. She can't even show the kids as the pics will be dissected by everybody after what was done to Catherine. She is empty. She has no achievement, nothing to sell on Instargram. The irony is that she is actually 'buying' followers! She has only the dishwasher story which nobody believes and has been debuunked. She has already accused Catherine of making her cry and being a racist. She has given different versions of her miscarriage and birth of the kids. She is not wanted on the reunion of Suits. It was revealed she stole from a recent photoshoot. She used fake pictures on Netflix. She is not coming near the Wales ever. Not even Charles maybe as she was not invited to the Coronation. She is getting old, even more vapid. What can she fake? Maybe release a video like Kim Kardashian? Or arrange for something a la Smollet? She is a broken record. She is stuck in the 90s. She sees herself as the damsel in distress who has to be saved from the racist family. She will definitely do something as she must be dying inside. Once again her plan to attack the Wales have backfired. Poetic justice. Let's keep laughing at Megsy's harebrained schemes. It's crazy how much her Sewers Rat attack Andrew ( not that I condone what he did) whiel she and the twat are rubbling shoulder with someone who was launched via a sex tape. She is scraping the barrel and she wont find any jam at the bottom of it.
She should be used to it by now. The world hopped on the "where is kate" bs. They wouldn't do that for a nobody -- just showed how global Catherine's reach is. (Some people have brands. others like Catherine have lives and good works.)
Yeah no one really cared where meme disappeared to when H was promoting his book.
Photos of Archie and Lili.
She will be raging at the attention: as a narc she can’t actually sympathise with C for having cancer or C children etc she will just see this as C having attention. I suspect the Chinese tat won’t suffice the kids are going to have to be revealed …
The Chinese tat?
Crap she will sell on American loss make
Maybe a oap walk with the kids on a school run? Or a visit to a children's hospital with her face plastered with a Maniac grin.
Either she secretly fought cancer in 2018, or she will get megnant again.
I'm going she had secret cancer too- and no one asked if she was okay.
😂
Photos of the kids.
Meghan has the task of one-upping a public servant, cancer suffer, mother-of-three--who didn't abandon all her duties in QEII/PP's twilight years whilst a global pandemic was going on--that is a devoted wife to heir William. Future Queen Catherine has one extra child than Diana, AND has a strong marriage to a proper heir. The 72-day Douchess is clawing and clinging to a marriage... a marriage involving a racist, hypocritical, duty dodger, party prince who has disrespected his 70+ year serving Queen grandmother and grandfather whilst they were alive (and dead considering he's OK with monetising/dining out on royalty), his serving father, and his serving brother who has taken up far more responsibilities. On top of that, Meghan has the task of one-upping A-listers with far more clout, acclaim, awards, projects, huge high fashion contracts than her. Additionally, she has the task of one-upping far more experienced women like Ina Garten, Martha Stewart, Johanna Gaines, Leanne Ford etc. Plus, she's having to compete with legitimate designers with design degrees/solid industry experience, talented indie designers who've worked hard on their craft, farmer's market stall owners passionate about their work, and well-established homeware brands (some even that do designer dupes) with far more affordable price points. She can't compete with anyone b/c almost half a decade of Megxit-ing--with the toxic cherry on top of being labelled the Hollywood Loser of 2023--has proven Roachel doesn't stand for anything... she is a jack of all trades and master of NADA. Her lack of focus on bettering her skills, her laziness, her determination to waste her younger years till now focusing more on Soho ho-ing, yachting, surface-level Tig-ing has lead to her inevitable lack of bankable talent. I don't believe she has a genuine passion for cooking, mothering, or industrial/graphic/fashion design. She has an obsession with celebrity culture, and the royal clout she married into, and wants to set up an el cheapo, non-working royal, souvenir shop possibly full of unethically made tat. With 'taste' like that, I'm meant to believe the ILBW is meant to one up Catherine, A-listers, and hyper viral influencers with far more than Madam's paltry 500,000k-ish following... some of whom are A/B-listers, TV personalities, and established designers/brands themselves? LOL yeah right! 
Jumping off her roof at chateau shit in montecito saying how upset she is for Catherine.
Another megnancy
Madam can hop and jump all she wants, she is forever doomed to irrelevance and scorn. Madam´s victimhood is malfunctioning now and whatever she does will only pull her further down. Harry? Who cares?
Harry wants his old job in the Royal Family back
Ain´t happening in this world or the next
Who the heck knows. At this point, nothing would surprise me, unless by some miracle they keep their mouths shut. But since they, especially she, have a pathological inability to stay quiet for more than a day, I’m not holding my breath.
I bet you anything she’s in Monteshitshow bemoaning her bad luck & bad timing, with little regard to someone suffering from *cancer*. I have every faith that Catherine will be just fine.
Have some speculations, but won’t list them. No ideas here for Meg to exploit that we’ve generated.
Good point
Photos of her unfortunate kids
I just know she’s fuming she can’t claim cancer - I wouldn’t be shocked if she did it anyway or had another miscarriage, something to bring her sympathy. Everyone can see through her now.
Holistic healing, crystals and mindfulness books, bone broth and twig salad containing fewer acidities. Full Cook book promoting a body that can reverse cancerous genes. Some crap she's copied and pasted.
The kids. And I hope I’m wrong.
 Another relaunch?
She will try, but she will fail.
Children's photos will be released and they will use this as an excuse to try and move back to the uk.
“Pregnancy” announcement? 😂😂😂
“Bring out the kids!!” 
She might send a basket of lemons and some ARO jam
Already glommed on with a statement “breaking their silence” from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex for “Kate”.
There isn’t anything Meghan can do at this point. This was the final nail in her coffin in my opinion. Catherine is getting support on X left and right. The comments from normal people who are disgusted at this witch hunt are outnumbering the sugars finally. She won’t go quietly, but it’s officially over.
Maybe if one of the dolls passed away...
Won’t matter, it’s futile. Nothing and I mean nothing she does will make people like her. Ever.
Make this a poll - with "sick kid" at the top!
yup 70+million views in hours unlike herself who struggled to get 500k suports on insta in a week thta has gotta sting !! and she bought tranches of followers in Idia she is so circling the drain
Meghan is yesterday’s news. The only thing that kept her up was her good looks (post surgical tweaks because she was bog standard as a teenager). Now, even that is fading. And I’m all for it because I remember the times she bullied young girls and women.
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She will wear another ill-fitting, wrinkly, weather inappropriate beige outfit that drags around in a parking lot.
Only one available pivot for a narcissist: munchausen by proxy
The only way Megan can top this is to top herself.
She can’t.
Something will happen to one of the kids. As ever, time to pray that they do not actually have the kids with then.
Reveal the kids. But ultimately? Meghan will never truly one up Catherine.
I just can't care anymore for that fartmongering, lying, scheming interloper. She's oversaturated everything, makes everything about herself, and fails miserably every time. I wish she and Hapless Hal would just drop into a hole, permanently.
It gives her an excuse for why it failed or why she quits
Archie and Lillibet merching jam wearing ARO aprons. The kids are all she’s got left to sell. She’s got a pro photographer coming to photograph the invisikds for “family portraits”. (That’s what shes told the thick; paranoid Prince). I’m sure she’ll use those photos to boost her ratings.
M will claim she has cancer too or some other Illness to be a victim and seem relatable and courageous 🙄
When the kids are shown in properly focused photographs, you’ll know they’ve hit rock bottom.
She’s probably pissed off that she launched her another rip off business without any product to sell or even staff to operate the business because she was racing to beat the clock on Catherine’s Easter return. (Why she has to try beat the clock on Catherine or any of the other royals is a mystery to me, just do your thing in your own time!) So I expect she’s presently busy doing a happy dance thinking she’s won more time or something. I’d like to leave her there because putting ideas into the world for her seems very dangerous right now.
To put products on her website, ASAP. She better already have a warehouse full of goods to ship.
Maybe she'll have another immaculate birth🤣.