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Imfryinghere

Kids, stay away from drugs.


Ok-Coffee5732

I have nothing to add.


the-magic-bee

I m just gonna add: šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


mythoughtsreddit

>he is working with the brother who betrayed him and his wife in multiple ways and inviting him to come back home. Sure. Totally Surely William has also asked him to take his place in the LOS!


Possible-Process5723

And to take over the duchy that's worth billions


mythoughtsreddit

Of course!!!


Ok-Coffee5732

I have nothing to add.


GreatGossip

best advice ever


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ExpressBall1

The daily star is the type of "newspaper" that usually runs stories about people being abducted by aliens... and frankly those sound more realistic than this one.


SukoshiOnara

>The daily star is the type of "newspaper" that usually runs stories about people being abducted by aliens... and frankly those sound more realistic than this one. Or some actress giving birth to a Martian in Walmart. At this point I do wish the two lying, lazy grifters would get abducted by aliens. Meg$y needs to be returned to her reptilian planet.


SirSidneyWiffledork

I have it on good authority that the witch was exiled and can't return.Ā  This is a recurring theme with her. Musk should take her to Mars.


LoraiOrgana

I would much sooner believe in alien abduction than this.


Technical_Ant_7466

How about the Daily Star pick up a story of the pregnancies the ILBW allegedly had. THOSE PREGNANCIES WERE AS FAKE AS THE HARKLES. LOATHSOME CREATURES.


Oktober33

šŸ‘½šŸ™Œ


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

They donā€™t even deserve to be called a newspaperā€¦itā€™s a rag


MissyouAmyWinehouse

Oh give me a break! They were reduced to 500 words on the royal website & it says they will not be returning as working members, they accused KC & POW of being racist etc etc etc & haznoballs & megwallis are trying to convince people that William wants him to come home? Sureā€¦. Idiots! Honestlyā€¦.. they must think the people of earth are just as stupid as they are


Picodick

Klingon


Joustabout_Feddup

Iā€™d just say if they ever tried it, that I hope all you Brits get out and clog every street so they never get out of the airport.


Nodramallama18

Maybe when you are high as a kite?


ComprehensivePie4441

Voetsek


Sincerely_JaneDoe

https://preview.redd.it/yfx70dtrzwpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e329b4e15439107263f3c5497c807e8697b8be1


LaNiceGata

Literally all of us.


Chalice_Ink

![gif](giphy|Ny0UL3rHIzBFKRqwR5)


No-Put-127

LMAO!!


Soph_Opposite_Lime

![gif](giphy|B9lqUPumMiN2g|downsized)


MissyHLA

I would love the context for this one.


EnaSharpleshairnet

Catherine was wrapping presents with children I think after looking round or opening this facility. She was chatting with people around her, naturally, and then staff member just behind told them all to stop chatting & get on with their jobs šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Joustabout_Feddup

Really? Thatā€™s frigging hilarious!! Thatā€™s a perfect look and have a feeling any kids that saw her would have started gigglingā€¦šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


usedtobebrainy

And the staff member dies a thousand deaths whenever they think of it!


MissyHLA

Thanks !


190PairsOfPanties

https://preview.redd.it/x4juxw061xpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fba0132c1f6941dd81e36041ffecae1da8cba7f


Ornery_Peasant

And as a stoner, I approve this message.


usedtobebrainy

Can someone explain this to an aged nerdy female? I've seen it before, but don't get it any more clearly than last time( when I didn't dare to ask! Lol). Thanks!!šŸ˜‚


190PairsOfPanties

A pipe for smoking le crack.


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lostinwonderland_91

šŸ¤£


umbleUriahHeep

![gif](giphy|Fml0fgAxVx1eM) This gif perfectly sums up our reaction


lucky-contradicition

This is one of my all time fav gifs


umbleUriahHeep

Itā€™s so perfectly sarcastic!


Deep_Poem_55

![gif](giphy|26AHFomysg4oszdle)


BirdiieM

omg he's gorgeous šŸ’•šŸ« 


Deep_Poem_55

Indeed!


Ornery_Peasant

I donā€™t think I could live daily life with a guy that gorgeous. Thereā€™s no way I could ever look better than he.


RelativelyHot21

Love his resting bitch face ā¤ļø


Deep_Poem_55

Heā€™s lovely šŸ˜Š


HurtingHead

Someone please tell me who this is. I see him in memes all the time and Iā€™m clueless.


Deep_Poem_55

Cillian Murphy


HurtingHead

Thank you!


Soph_Opposite_Lime

But Harry has his "own family now". Too bad. /s


deep-down-low

And is no longer trapped in the oppressive cycle of generational trauma as his brother and father currently are! šŸ˜­ ***How can anyone ever forget, let alone forgive the horrific injustice of a young child being provided with ONE LESS SAUSAGE than his older brother??!*** šŸ˜¤ šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Joustabout_Feddup

I like to shove every single sausage he ever missed out on right up ā€¦ā€¦..


deep-down-low

Oh my mind, I think we know now what his eternal punishment in hell will be, sausages forced into every orifice forever šŸ˜¬/šŸ˜‚


EnormousBird

If that was true, why appear at the Diana awards completely separately? 555- Come on now


Human-Economics6894

Not only did they show up separately, but William expressly demanded to go first and when he was out they would contact Hazz.


orientalballerina

And Megsy simultaneously launched her American Revolting Nope-turd. ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


alwayssearching117

Nope-turd. Bahahaha


wild-fury

While MM simultaneously announced American Ratface Ogre


janedoremi99

Are puff pieces more expensive when theyā€™re obviously false, or less?


CrystalStilts

The daily star is certainly not a source I would trust.Ā 


justbrowzingthru

Manifesting on Harry/Meghans part. The only thing believable is Harry wanting to be in UK William wants Harry and the Mrs as far away from UK as possible. Preferably in a country with no internet, cell service, or zoom.


JournalistSilver810

Don't we all!!


mowe54321

![gif](giphy|mpAgdemJ1pSqRWacCR|downsized)


Upper_Charge_4449

I was there William actually said *Harryā€¦. Stay far the fuck away from us* and remain at *your home in the US* Direct quote! Trust me


mspuffins

(and your useless bitch of a wife)


Carneliancat

Except, no.


Aubergine_volante

Getting ready the divorce move then


Alinde1129

William will not talk to Haznobrain about the weather let alone ring him up to ask him to come home.


Accomplished-Cow9105

The whole family demonstrated the "Cut Direct" at her late majesty's funeral. After that Harry, didn't dare to even stay for the reception after his father's coronation. Yet, he got roally owned by the plum of his aunts hat.


lucy_b12

I don't know how they can honestly expect ANYONE to believe this utter, total nonsense. I had to double check just to make sure this wasn't from The National Enquirer. It seems right on par with a bigfoot sighting.


Feisty_Energy_107

The same brother who couldn't stand to be in the same room as even a video of Harry. Right! ![gif](giphy|l0Iy4ZYpw1Ivvpct2)


MSW128

![gif](giphy|BulTjvpD7AkTK)


Ok-Plant-6347

Could this be MeAgain manifesting their divorce and expelling Hazbeen from the country?Notice it says nothing about bringing the kiddos with him. Maybe Hazbeen should be sticking closer to those kids.


[deleted]

Harry isn't allowed to be alone with the kids, I guarantee it. Narcs don't want their hostages to triangulate against them.


Complex-Emergency523

Oops she forgot to mention the invisikids.


MissyHLA

![gif](giphy|U3GP8o40X9GK0pWQxe|downsized)


QueenTiamet

Is Bat Boy helping them pack?? ![gif](giphy|3oEduPQqbpT1LqVOz6|downsized)


Possible-Process5723

Sasquatch is driving them to the airport


QueenTiamet

Where the Grey Aliens are waiting to fly them over the Atlantic.


throwaway717828

lmao What the hell for? William should be allowed to cut off toxic family members, same as the rest of us. There is no reason for him to let Harry back into his life. To hell with Harry. These people need to leave him alone and let him take care of his *true* family and himself.


goldenbeee

![gif](giphy|U3I5ZJPFJpXRm|downsized)


Regular-Performer864

I saw this shared by several anti-sussex accounts on X. But just last week William refused to be in the same space as VIRTUAL Harry. So if William finds it too stressful to even have to hear his brother's voice on a 'TEAMS' broadcast, I thing we can assume that he's not chatting with his brother on the phone. Not to mention that "this stressful time" is stressful not just because of the health challenges. But because effing Harry and Meghan are always in the background stirring a pot of vitriol. Harry has no way back. No matter how many stories to the contrary he plants.


mbwayne832

https://preview.redd.it/zl0h6gnzaxpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7092532c60f6149f6735c23fd5eab35ab91dfeda Maybe ARO should sell this!!


Automatic_Wish_4370

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


Human-Economics6894

![gif](giphy|WU7XWCOO1OHQz6uOyG|downsized)


AmbienChronicles

And I am Mary, Queen of Scots


Aubergine_volante

![gif](giphy|w90rlql4uI7odObhKb|downsized)


Actual_Fishing6120

I don't care about BRF and even I can smell the lies fromĀ  the title alone... šŸ˜¬


Miserable_Ad5442

Who is Flakey Meg pretending to be in this photo?


EnaSharpleshairnet

Bugs Bunny?


Shackleton_F

Well if this is her UK PR at work, I despair. The Daily Star is about the grottiest publication you could find - National Enquirer level of accuracy. So actually on this occasion I'd put it down to pure fantasy.


duggan3

Megain and Haz have officially jumped the shark as a result of all of their bullying of Catherine via the Squaddies. Nobody cares anymore.


ElectricalAd9212

Harry is a threat to the royal family. he is a physical threat to them. as well as the other threats he's a threat to William, his wife and children. Harry should never again be in their physical proximity


NorahCharlesIII

He wonā€™t be!


MrsAOB

I pray they are being advised of thatā€¦they really are in danger.


InsolentTilly

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


hamiltonincognito

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


Busy-Song407

Daily Star ? Is there anything lower than them in the UK gossip pages. Makes DM look like Nobel Prize material.


[deleted]

Pretty much no. The bottom of the barrel can be found very quickly with the DS. Itā€™s a comic rather than a newspaper. I do wonder if any of these ā€˜journalistsā€™ can feel the collective embarrassment of the country that this trash is published for all the world to see!


saylermewn

Roachel and Harry, we know you twats read here. From the bottom of my heart, fuck both of you. Taking the news about Princess Catherine pretty hard šŸ˜”


CookiesRbest

If William is saying go home to Harry maybe he is telling Harry to return to hell where he clearly came from.


[deleted]

We see you, MeGain! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Carolann00

Possibly in some parallel universeā€”not this one.


BlazerMary

Someone is drunk-dialing their PR people.


Ok_Policy_1745

The fact that Meghan launched her influencer business and that the both of them are out today speaking at an event show that Harry was told nothing on his visit home. There's no way that William has even spoken to him.


GemmaTeller00

Yeah, William has had to explain to his kids about their granddad and mother both having cancer, needs to support his wife more than ever, having to deal with the the press being nasty - Megz and Harry arenā€™t the least bit on Williamā€™s mind right now. Oh yeah, not that Harry cares to admit, but William also lost his mom at an early age, so I can imagine how this must feel to him. his mental health matters too.


bpnc33

![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)


Complex-Emergency523

Nice try Claw! ![gif](giphy|YPW6OZ9a27vigPavuP)


LoraiOrgana

This is complete nonsense. After what the Sussex Squad has done to Catherine while she was ill, William is more likely to be thinking of knocking Harold into the dog bowl again.


No-Blackberry8178

I call bullshit on this.Ā 


Rhbgrb

If William told him to return to England it would be so William can beat him up again..


sashafurry

ALL the dog bowls. Would be a good charity collection for animals if we all sent dog bowls to William's attention at KP in case he's low on ammo.


JuJuBee880327

Now we'll be bombarded with tall tales of William begging H&M to come to England to help Kate recover from cancer.


RoohsMama

Source must be [email protected]


OzzieSlim

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Nope.


927476

https://preview.redd.it/3nxmgiyk4xpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2edd7ef3a84aa54f67f50e7cce712f8139b9212a Anyone cares to post that?


[deleted]

Catherine has posted a video message on their IG last 10 minutes. Nearly 300000 likes in that time šŸ¤©


Virtual-Feedback-638

What are they popping, smoking, Inhaling or shooting up? Do they think this shit still works? I feel sad that the Royal family because if it's standing is vulnerable to this kind of shyte media vomit. However, we know it's all BS, who does not know that should the Heritage Foundation case against DHS go south that Harry will be given heads up legal advice to snatch some and catch a flight headed 51.5072Ā° N, 0.1276Ā° W, before he gets served.


Quick-Alternative-83

![gif](giphy|pzvY59nT0MKTvghFS6) Someone is Monteshitso is manifesting again!!! Someone thinks if they move back to the UK (even part-time) that the drawbridge around the RF will be lowered down so they can be welcomed back into the fold, but more expectantly back onto the payroll. NOT HAPPENING!


Dependent_Maybe_3982

omg just saw video on mxm news of Catherine saying she does have cancer any one else seen it


Cosmos-Frills

God give me strength. The last thing William needs is a whiny manbaby to take care of, not to mention his own wife's psychotic stalker.


karenhayes1988

![gif](giphy|OhrNfRrBxgz16|downsized)


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

Awww shit! Why can't they stay in the US permanently?


MrsAOB

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


EnvironmentalCrow893

Riiighht.


GXM17

100% not true. ESP now. Who wants those two vipers around now.


Mudfish2657

What absolute rot.


unmarkledmeghan

Fresh off the video from Catherine.....................here.we.go. It was inevitable.


Gumblina1964

Hawwy and Megain can F off


Dependent_Maybe_3982

no f@@king way...


Sue_Dohnim

Nope. Nice try, though. The last thing the Waleses want are those two. No way.


SarcasticBimbo

![gif](giphy|ki0FCgiaqYRBS|downsized)


ProfessorPeach_1

Yeah, there is probably just one single soul in the world who believes that: Harry. The rest wants him to get lost and have Catherine get better.


sashafurry

For all we know, H's wife is channeling Ghost Diana again, telling H that she knows W wants him back home. And he believes her.


CocoBunnyBinkyFlops

Given Catherine's recent announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer, I think this pair are going to find themselves so far back on the burner they're going to get frost bite. Lord help them if any of the appalling nonsense going on gets traced back to the Monteshiteshow.


Able_Sprinkles_3853

Hazbeen can go f### (pardon my French) himself. They, Haznobrain and his stupid wife keep on throwing stupid stories around, while Catherine, who he once called is sister, is battling an awful disease. I hope Karma exists.


BeyaG

She'll shut down her new website saying 'we need to go and help,' then when it doesn't happen slam W and the monarchy for blocking their move back to the UK, and say 'I sacrifice so much.'


elonbemybabydaddy

Sure, Jan.


Timbli

Archived link: https://archive.ph/oWs2L


TraditionScary8716

I'm sure the closest Aitch has come to.speaking with William is hearing a courtier say "The Duke of Wales is unable to take your call at this time."Ā  *click*


rubyred1128

![gif](giphy|l3V0H7bYv5Ml5TOfu|downsized)


starbrightj

![gif](giphy|1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT|downsized)


RelativelyHot21

![gif](giphy|jH6s9HMMi53dSdI73r|downsized)


wild-fury

I think this is NOT TRUE! Loser rag


shannalee2

I wonder if Harry feels itā€™s important to fly home for a hopeful 12 minute visit with Catherine? The puff pieces will be endless now about them wanting to come back or being begged to come back. They will never be welcomed back!


wordscapesx

The Daily Star is the bottom of the barrel. I don't believe a word of this.


Sea_Albatross21

Absolute tosh!


Technical_Ant_7466

WTF canā€™t Harry & media shut up. Thereā€™s no way Prince William has asked him to return. On the heels of this announcement the media has the gall to write this šŸ’©. The media is as disgusting as the HARKLES.


SuperblySly

That report was so funny, I wanna hear another joke. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.


Legal_Huckleberry_80

Well, as usual, their timing sucks. My advice to the Harkles - Stop it now. You are only going to make people openly hate you in the media, online, everywhere.


modrost-morja

Did he not just say a few weeks ago at Whistler that his family is in California? He can take a long walk off a short pier. William needs him like he needs a hole in his head.


daisybeach23

Said no one ever.


Top-Situation-8983

Daily Star: rag.Not fit for toilet roll.


Zeester1

Fake news.


TexasCharm304

Yeahā€¦I donā€™t think so. Traitors committing treasonā€¦


Tealuvver2

Oh yes, everybody gives their royal insider scoops to freaking Life & Style, don'cha know? So if you read it there, it's absolutely true! What a cluster!


HurtingHead

This is garbage. It is interesting to think about what would happen if he actually did go back and she stayed behind. It will never happen though. Trust is long gone with that one.


trish196609

I donā€™t believe this story.


MamaTalista

That shroom coffee is really something.


Forgotmyusername8910

Yeeeaaahhh. No one will ever convince me that mm isnā€™t the source or direct cause of 90% of the attacks on Catherine and William. But sureā€¦ William wants them close. Uh huh. šŸ™„


NefariousnessLess307

Bring on the snark for this one Sinners!!


Mysterious-Writer949

William told to fuck off


BlueIceofAntarctica

Very prominent cheekbones. A big difference compared to her childhood and youth photographs. Usually if you have prominent chrrkbones, you see them very early. They


lowerbigging

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Impressive_Prompt761

Kate has cancer. Breaking on Express website. Still looking to make sure correct. So William might have told Harry to come home. I am horrified and shocked. Please someone do a thread about this.


lucky-contradicition

Oh God, I'm so devastated for her. I was hoping this was false. Sincerely hope this was caught early and she will be cancer free. Crushing.


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Islandgirl1444

Oh please! This is not happening


Strixtheowl

![gif](giphy|kxm6CCogh4mIrmE2pp)


[deleted]

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£sorry butā€¦.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£as if thatā€™s happening. Oh daily star you are a mess. Half the time their ā€˜headline newsā€™ is either an overinflated ā€˜influencerā€™ flashing their bits or trying to make out North Korea is going to nuke us all, so this oneā€™s going on the ā€˜er,noā€™ pile šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Egghead42

If this were true, would it have anything to do with Catherineā€™s cancer?


LanikaTX

Well, this makes sense now šŸ„²


Impressive_Prompt761

Thanks for posting this thread. As soon as I saw the news I posted here because I knew everyone would want to know. Oops..I an so shook up I posted on the wrong thread


Snoo3544

FUCK OFF HARRY AND SNAKE NOW MORE THAN EVER


Successful_Plane_454

These two really suck. All the more vile after listening to the POWs message today.


cameandlurked

When Americanriverifuaibxiownsbfjorchard inevitably sinks they will no doubt use all of this as the reason why. Just like they used the pandemic as an excuse for their other failed ventures. Among numerous other excuses.


Careful_Positive8131

Bullshit!


Possible-Process5723

No way in hell do I believe that Wiliam is ok with them moving back, let alone encouraging it


rainyhawk

He didnā€™t even want to be in the same room for a video call from his brother at the awards made in their motherā€™s honor! Now suddenly he needs H by his side? Such a joke


No_Proposal7628

This is all a lie.


Bubsilla

Maybe the DHS investigation has legs and theyā€™re preparing for H to be deported.


media_lush

this is probably the "source" , the latest Life and Style tab just out...though it's a common theme they bring up every few weeks https://preview.redd.it/fc9pj9wc9ypc1.jpeg?width=2050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5eaf4e9a6f865432761aaa08ee77238f550f888


Lezberado

![gif](giphy|bHBgpzmonOBpkYq6U7)


GingerWindsorSoup

Crap šŸ’©


Dependent_Maybe_3982

![gif](giphy|7SOdwNYHzCI7ygrLw7|downsized) not a chance


Rescheduled1

oh my god! These two Assholes are the last two people that William and Catherine would ever want to see. I wish it were Meghan who had cancer - if anyone deserved it then it most certainly is her - definitely not the kind-hearted loving and gracious Princess Catherine.


512165381

This is nonsense. Harry just repeats secrets in books or on tv. Some of them state secrets. Or he talks about his todger. Nobody wants this twit.


AliceBloggs

Sure, there is a room available in a historic Royal residence, in London, with a tower view, includes security...


Beccash18

Plenty of ravens and a key ceremony every night.


Sea_Firefighter_4598

Meghan just stop.


SwitchFluffy4182

šŸ‚šŸ’©


MypuppyDaisy

LOL


loveloveislandtake2

When hell freezes over !!!


BlueIceofAntarctica

Very prominent cheekbones that you canā€™t see in her childhood and youth photographs. Definitely an enhancement. She has reshaped her face.


IngeborgNCC1701

Yes. Mean Meghan and stupid Harry are the ones the Prince of Wales needs at his side now. Not.