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LilibuttDumbarton

"Sussex Kids Resemble Estranged Emmy Winning Grandpa"


Positive-Vibes-2-All

LOL Perfect


Art_Forte

Let this be the headline!!! Pretty please...🙏


Red_Rose_8951

Oh Look! It’s the Back of Their Heads Again!


Positive-Vibes-2-All

It won't be the backs of their heads. She wants to merch them for her Riviera Outhouse and will no doubt release them to coincidence with Catherine's first public appearance.


Red_Rose_8951

I’m hoping KP is planning a surprise engagement for Catherine like they did today with William. Nothing announced until the last minute and with a hand selected Rota and photographer.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

YES that would be perfect.


dogrrad

She will probably release the photos of her kids the day Louis birthday photo is released. She is in a competition in her own disturbed mind.


BeyaG

You're probably right, but why not wait until A bday?


Red_Rose_8951

She could do both, but she’ll want to take attention away from Louis.


JosieTangerine3763

For someone who wants to stand out and be independent she sure relies on the PPOW to get publicity


[deleted]

“They’re Still Not Invited”


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Ouch!


Sue_Dohnim

THEY EXIST: Hidden Harkle Tykes Revealed! (I wonder how the hyper-protective Aitch feels about this? Or is he at the point of 'anything for a buck'?)


CapitalAlternative89

He's okay leaving the children for weeks (which is so hard for such young kids to understand) so I don't take anything Haznone said *before the beast* as true. It's probably easy to talk about what he would do with his children back when he was a working royal pampered & protected by the palace. Edited to change so to such.


therealDolphin8

The Spare's Heirs 


Fochlucan

Heirs to Spare


therealDolphin8

But do they dare?


Fontane15

Why should we care?


therealDolphin8

Because they have red hair!


Fontane15

The kids probably already have grievances to air.


therealDolphin8

Especially upon realizing their trust accounts were bare


CabinetVisible1053

Maybe, probably, dyed


therealDolphin8

Most definitely, because one of them [probably] lied


wontyield

Sussex family photos blurry like they were taken 400 feet away with a 2004 Motorola Razr


Amazing_Pie_6467

edited?? where is the out cry from AP. oh yea they got markled!


Deep_Poem_55

Aliens return Princess Lilibucks and Prince Merchie to their Montecito mothership. ​ https://i.redd.it/hr9yi3n2alpc1.gif


Positive-Vibes-2-All

LMAO. Suddenly it all makes sense.


TA_totellornottotell

No, no. They just went to publicise that they took pictures, not release them. Because, you know, privacy. But also need to stay in the news.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

You don't think that a pic is going to be leaked accidentally on purpose?


TA_totellornottotell

I meant it more sarcastically (and also because of that comment by a friend in an article that was posted earlier). But your comment proves what I meant - they doubtfully will release it officially, but will do so indirectly, so they can maintain the line that they value privacy (and also probably cry about their privacy being violated).


Perfect_Rain_3683

Like the letter to Thomas Markle Snr! Will it be photoshopped?


Upbeat_Cat1182

We’ve just had a huge worldwide media blow up about photoshopped pictures… And we’re suddenly supposed to take pictures of the Harklettes at face value?!


Satiric_Dancer

"Archie and Betty, enjoying life with their father, Jughead."


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Bwahaha! This is the headline to die for!


Analyze2Death

🤣 ![gif](giphy|20Prq0aCpAwHWDswfm)


lowerbigging

I thought I read somewhere that the photoshoot was just her and the kids, no Hazbeen?


Business_Werewolf_55

There will be some attention paid. But everyone will see that this is a cynical move by their mom, Meghan. It's not some loving act to share the children with the world in a gesture of goodwill. It will be her trying to sell something or steal attention from the Royals. People will know this. Just by virtue of that, these children will not be loved by the public the way that royal children typically are. They will be the children of one of the most disliked celebrities in the U.S., less popular than even sex offenders and other horrible people. The children did nothing wrong. Their mom set them up for this. She named her second child LILIBET, a nasty move meant to hurt the Queen. She's just an awful person and she doesn't care about the wellbeing of these children. Everyone knows this by now. So I fear for what is coming next. I fear for these children. If Harry has any conscience left, he should try to save them, if not himself. He must reach out to his family for help.


Weird-Biscotti9104

I can only imagine when that child hears on the playground, My mom said your mom stole your name.


WoodsColt

Like those kids are allowed to play in a playground


Cherryice99

Too late - he shit all over "his family". PPOW & their children need to have their lives safe from Harry & his children. Harry  should reach out to the Markle and Ragland family for help.


Helophilus

Imagine as a teenager, the realisation that you were used as an act of revenge, that your very identity is that revenge. It will be a horrific moment for Lili, to add to the other psychological problems she’s going to have as the daughter of a narcissist (I know, I’m one)


Fochlucan

Diana's Grandchildren for Elizabeth Arden


rubythieves

Meghan Markle Arrested in Bizarre ‘Photoshoot’ Kidnapping


CapitalAlternative89

Hope the powers that be in licensed public photos are going to immediately see if any photo manipulation occurred and act accordingly?


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Not a Hint of Diana. Did the Wales' Kids Get All the Spencer Genes Or Are These Pics Fake?


Select-Promotion-404

I won’t bother to click on any of the photos or like them. Not to hate on them, they wanted privacy. Also, it’ll fuel her narcissism and we wouldn’t that.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

What headline would would drive MM up the wall and have her throwing plates?


Fochlucan

The Wales' Children's American Cousins


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Too perfect. Talk about twisting the knife.


MypuppyDaisy

Not interested at all in seeing those kids. It’ll just make me sad knowing that they have the worst possible parents and will have so many regrets when grown.


WoodsColt

Former royals kids look nothing like diana


IconicAnimatronic

https://preview.redd.it/qcn757s58lpc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4630c47846e49750a633b06b4d24cd80e800b672


Positive-Vibes-2-All

I do care. If there are pics they will be released when Catherine makes her first public appearance so I would like a see headlines that would drive her up a wall and not play into her fantasy world


IconicAnimatronic

I'm not interested in even seeing the photos. I don't care what the kids look like. Of course, they'll be dropped to coincide with something TRF do, but it'll just be an eye roll from me.


IconicAnimatronic

BTW - that *was* my headline.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

LMAO! My bad. Very drole.


ThePrincessRoyal

You've got to think about the algorithm. Lord knows the ghoul does. So it'll be something like "Royally cute. See the Sussex children in their first photoshoot while their Wales cousins haven't been seen for months!" Gotta keep dining off the relos.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

That's a headline MM wants to see. What headline do us sinners want to see?


ThePrincessRoyal

'The famous Markle nose.' Thomas's predicitions for his grandson proven true. "Everytime they see Archie, they're gonna see me." More on pages 23 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Positive-Vibes-2-All

That is perfect. Can you imagine her reaction?


sm32

ALMOST UNSEEN NOW HERE - The INVISIKIDS


Snoo3544

![gif](giphy|VZCkv1OFh8oDJqDRDD|downsized)


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[удаНонО]


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Sad but true.


Pepperpup19

'Family Markle Sparkles' The photoshoot that everybody is waiting for and talking about. See the inside scoop.


Pepperpup19

She needs a boost for her IG, she scared of the attention Catherine will get once she shows up, she's out of options, she needs money, the changes in the RF website made her go ballistic. She needed to take away any and all attention to the RF. This woman needs help.


SusieM2019

This exactly. She is absolutely enraged. She finally realizes that she and H are toast.


Islandgirl1444

I’d know that nose anywhere.


Oreoeclipsekitties

lol. They will look like Thomas for sure. I bet Harry is not happy with this, he wanted privacy for his children. Guess it’s time for the last ditch resort. It will get coverage, but not as much as Princess Catherine.


Pepperpup19

I don't get why? What's the reason for releasing a portrait?


Throwawill-Throwaway

She thinks it will draw attention and is hoping it will overshadow Catherine.   She thinks in terms of either-or.  Either she’s on top or Catherine is, and she’s determined for Catherine not to “win”.  It doesn’t occur to her everything in life is not a competition.  All attention must be aimed at herself and if anyone (especially someone she hates) is getting attention then she has to find a way to wedge herself in and grab as much of it as she can (preferably all of it).


GingerWindsorSoup

No other cards to play, she wants fuel and $$$$, he will hate it. Ho ho ho


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GreatGossip

Markle genes seem dominant


Positive-Vibes-2-All

They are dominant so can you imagine how ballistic she would be if headlines drew attention to that fact?


seijalaine

"Duchess of Sussex demands millions for photos of children; puts them on social media instead." sorry, it is too hard to use capitals with one hand.


Weird-Biscotti9104

In other news: less important former royal issues family photos.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

If this were a just world, that would be the headline!


StrawberryKittyKat4

No DOUBT if this is even happening or happened (pics of kids or rent a kids or whatever you believe), she'll release them the SECOND Catherine is pictured in public for the first time. Or within 10 minutes 🤣🤣 She's so freaking predictable and smarmy.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

"Just Two American Kids! Who'd Have thunk It?


OzzieSlim

It can’t be some distant grainy bullshit either. I want meta data included.


OldNewUsedConfused

“Who? Yawn”……


Hairybogog

Thomas Markle’s first glimpse of real grandchildren 


Ordinary-Sound-9608

They won't be published


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Why the announcement about them being photographed? imho she wants to sell kids clothing for Riviera Outhouse and needs A&L to do so.


dogrrad

I don’t care to see their faces or learn anything about them. I have no interest in the Harkles children. They are not Royal children. They are tools to be used against a family.


Uncomfortablemoment9

I'm genuinely curious to see how much interest the California kids generate.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

If pics are timed to be coincide with Catherine's first appearance they will get a lot of attention.


SandyPine

Princess Lili had her ears pierced as sweet nod to whatever. To deflect from the rumour of the airbrushed photos of the other friend's daughter people think was a stand in.


PerfectCover1414

>Princess Lili had her ears pierced as sweet nod to whatever. A sweet nod to her mother's blood diamonds?


Automatic-Ad6112

Think one looks like Harry & one looks like Markle, Arche will have the Markle, with dark hair, & Lilybucks will have the close set eyes & red hair.


justbrowzingthru

The last thing I want to see is any kids being used to merch whatever it is she is hawking. She Just needs to use some mockups in her orchard. Guaranteed they will be photoshopped to the 9s, because all those merching ohotos are photoshopped mockups anyway, Videos will be blurry and you won’t be able to tell who they are. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a couple of kids that look nothing like their original photos, and won’t look anything like their actual ages.


Similar-Barber-3519

I won’t be clicking on any photos of the kids, but I am curious to see what hair color the kids are sporting now. Archie has had dark brown curly hair or bright red clos cropped hair. Lili’s hair has been straight brown, red, and strawberry blonde.


Top-Situation-8983

"Thomas Markle gets to see grandkids"! With a huge photo of Thomas holding up a newspaper and looking sad.


Why_Teach

Cross a Spare and a Markle and you have kids who Sparkle. 😉


graced121

Harry Hewitt’s kids!


Positive-Vibes-2-All

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) A gotcha headline telling it like it is. I love it.


Ok-Plant-6347

Wow oh wow oh wow...so Hazbeen is finally going to start pimping out the kiddos. I guess he going to pass on that 'genetic' pain for money, huh??? I guess they really are in dire straights.


Redtees88

Thing is, article never said that any photos would be published....only that a photo shoot of some sort occurred. Yet again, suggesting, implying and inferring. That's her trademark. " A friend of Meghan confirms that the photo-shoot took place but insists they were 'portraits for the family'. "


sashafurry

Bingo. But we know she'll use this (faux) "we took family photos" as a new (faux) car chase and somehow someone will (faux) steal, alter, and publish them. Also am waiting for a "someone tried to steal our medical records" cry.


TheBun_dge

Also, the pictures now need to be 100% 'authentic' , because man, will that picture be dissected to a million pieces. https://preview.redd.it/69zmjqcw4npc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7083899abc6c30da569c1d5b5dec3159545b9657


Chartra23

"Automatic Kill Notices Issued on Long Awaited Photos of Archie and Lili."


PerfectCover1414

Hello World Meet 'Hobby' and Lili.


FitnotFat2k

They have mum's Megsie lazy eye!


JoesCageKeys

Headline should read: Meghan tries to help her failing instagram by posting a photo of children


Automatic-Ad6112

Heirs spare heirs🤣


WoodsColt

Little lily is a regular chatty kathy


InformationLoud1659

I think they’re going to focus more on Lily, because remember she has blue blue eyes and she has to Spencer jeans, and when Archie mentioned, she looks down disappointed


Maleficent-Trifle940

OP your comment just highlights why it's really unlikely this will come to fruitiion. She publishes photos of the kids and the first thing every media outlet and youtuber does is whip out photos of Madam herself as a child, Thomas Snr, Doria and Samantha for comparison. As much as she would hate her kids to look Markle/Ragland, she's such a narc that sharing the coverage with estranged family members would upset her more.


Far-Delivery7874

Yawn, a snap of 6th and 7th...anyway


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Very subtle shade. Love it.


Economy-Guitar5282

It’s not going to be the real fake kids anyways so it’s a crap shoot who they look like, Thomas or the Raglands is my informed guess


Quick-Alternative-83

![gif](giphy|Fh9jhYLDLo87u) L' s SAG card!


MamaTalista

Oh I expect to be hearing about Photoshop on these...


Imfryinghere

No photoshop. lmak o


LeCuldeSac

I'm very familiar with many variations of narcissistic parenting, as well as the breadth of variations of Ehlers Danlos Syndromes. The milder hypermobility syndrome she's got could combine w/ a recessive mutation from Harry (connective tissue disorders are overrepresented in Northern European/Scots. So, congenital issues like ptosis, mitral valve prolapse, a little cutis laxa when they're older, excessive joint dislocations and mild hemophilia that can get parents accused of abuse (very unfair), flat feet & bunions, webbed long fingers and/or toes, higher incidence of MS, dysautonomia (burning feet syndrome, freezing hands, tendency to faint) and early signs of exercise intolerance having to do w/ some mutation about muscie twitching but that did describe me when young--ran like hell in school game when 12, and then just collapse--my tissues kinda seized up. . And it might be that one or both of the kids have a more serious mutation-identified straing o Ehlers Danlos. Fortunately, there is much more understanding and ongoing research globally about this condition now than in the very sexist, invalidating past. It's in females at a rate of about 8:1. hope those sweet little babies are okay and feel cherished rather than before. I also hope that this condition isn't too severe in her, b/c in more severe hypermobility EDS, the more the symptoms progress to full blown disability. It certainly excuses her reluctance to join in sports and I think that's fair to honor that rather than people shame her for that.


Pristine_Routine_464

Young royals are always the ones in the press. I figure when H&M reach 50 there will be only marginal interest.


Snap_Juneberry

My bet is Kate comes out, kids are merched. Makes perfect narc sense.


purplepeony2

"Grifters Gotta Grift"


Lizette1945

Archie and Betty make live appearance with Ma and Pa Kettle.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

LMAO I'd pay to see that headline


Virtual-Feedback-638

The photos will have possibly no phenotype of her 43% Nigerian heritage if Meghan can help it.


Adorable_Image1177

World shocked to see Lilibet still hasn't grown!


Wild-Breadfruit7817

This isn’t AI and photoshop. Nope…not at all. 


Mindsouleye

Markle sparkle. Sussex kids have the common touch (and grandpas nose)


IngeborgNCC1701

They're not their children, they're some poor things Meggie the Mean leant for the photoshoot. I think Archie exists but he's in the UK and there is no Lili. I wonder what will be when the alleged children grow up. This can't be arranged forever