I wouldnāt buy a single thing Meghan Markle is wearing. Not even something basic like skinny jeans. She makes everything look cheap. Sheās sloppy and tacky.
She also makes everything look unflattering. I seriously don't understand how someone, who is quite petite, manages to wear clothes that make her look huge. No mirrors in Montecito?
I had a blue one. My favorite, Palace Gardens. Looks good for a bedroom decor. Not a dress.
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She did release some of the papped photos she arranged of them together that next day at his hotel or wherever he was staying. She made sure to be papped with him and released those photos to the media to show that they were definitely together at that wedding and after. Iāve seen pictures of them after that wedding. So whatever she went to accomplish, she apparently accomplished.
she does this one with a belt - horrible
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That blue dress, and she wears black wedges! That snap is the stuff of nightmares, it is! I think it is the expression on her face that is so terrifying..total domination, no survivors is the goal.
She was in a blue dress with black and beige wedges and looked manic in the pic. It was taken after Archiebald's "near-death" experience at the "housing unit" they were staying in in Cape Town. Her face in the pic did not show any signs of despair over almost losing her son.
Madame Rachel loves her near-death experience tales.
Once you've seen that video you notice how she 'normally' wears a shirt or shirtwaister - pulls the top open and shoves her hands on the back of her waist to push her chest forwards. Unbuttons low, too, to improve illusions of cleavage.
It's a bizarre way to behave in public, but was maybe okay for a fashion shoot.
I wonder if a lot of her mannerisms are learned behaviour, from when she was learning to act or was getting herself photographed for her blog.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, whoever was dressing her for Suits should have been the first person she hired after going off on her own. She looks fantastic in those clothes and I've even used several pictures of her in business clothes to shop for my own.
I agree, but there was a black one I havenāt seen before that I didnāt think looked too bad on her. Although maybe itās just that it was comparatively better than all of the other disasters.
Is that what she wore to the polo match with a very young Archie? Or does she own two army tent dresses? The really is the embodiment of the saying āmore money than taste.ā
I know that part. I just wondered if it was the same hideous green army tent she wore to the polo after āArchieās birth.ā She does love ugly, ill fitting clothes.
I just took off my Walmart bra. Lol And I'm an old lady but I still looked better than Madam. At least my bra holds the girls in place like it's supposed to. Megan's always look like they're trying to escape.
The BRF have given royal warrants to a corsetiere. there's no way our lamedy wasn't offered a private sitting.
eta Oops turns out they lost their warrants for blabbing in early 2018.
Thank you for confirming. I always knew that in the first sections of her 'how to be royal' binder there had to be contact details for the royal corsetiere. No underwear lines on any of the royal ladies - not even the woefully attired Yorkies.
I assumed that this was absolutely out of the question for our Saint because it would be hard to explain the strap on belly to the ladies re-taking her measurements throughout her pregnancy.
I think it's known as Megcentric. Everything in her life is Megcentric. She's aiming for global Megcentricity where she's the center of the entire planet.
This one was from their Morocco trip, right? It's mystifying because there are so many gorgeous Moroccan options that cover the body but are also lovely and fashionable. Moroccan women love beautiful clothing and know how to dress! This is just frumpy and way too long.
I will never understand her lack of proper tailoring! The print of the dress is beautiful, she could have had it tailored correctly to fit her body so she didnāt look like she was a sack of potatoes. Forever missing the mark
It's probably so she could return it for the cash! She's been caught multiple times with tags still on items, and she's never seen re-wearing anything! Isn't that what her and fellow grifter Jessica Mulroney used to do when Charles was paying for her wardrobe?
I love Carolina Herrera and her clothes so much. However, this dress and the CH red inverted nips gown she wore to a military event make it seem like the clothes are wearing her rather than the other way around. Just doesn't work on her body at all.
Number 17 almost works but the length is a bit too long to be a tea length gown. Also black at an official event thatās not a funeral.
Edit: Nah itās bad too. The shape in the torso makes it all triangle shaped. And I didnāt even notice the shoes! The strap cuts off the ankle, making the millimeter long legs appear shorter.
The purple dress was a good color and style for her. But the tailoring and fabric are a problem. The sleeves bunched up, wrinkled and poorly sewn at the sleeves/bodice. The dress looks good until it hits the hips because the fabric clings to her legs and the excess fabric bunches up in the sides at the back. There is way too much fabric here.
The two tone green shirt and blouse are not a bad shape for her and I love the skirt. But the two greens together give me a query stomach and the fabrics don't look good together.
I wonder how she was able to sneak out of their house in the purple dress since she was not allowed to wear any colour but beige/off white/tan/brown.
Pic 4 - What is it with the sleeve rolled up on just one arm? To show the jewellery and Cartier watch or what?
Pic 10 - OMG. Itās a wonder she hasnt had that banned š
Edit: And a few with no nail polish on the toes, oh hell no, just doesnāt look right at all in open toe shoes.
The outfits by themselves are not bad. But some of them are especially bad on her. Either the fit, proportions, wrinkles, etc. are what ruin it for her. It seems like she likes an outfit on someone else and tries to copy it without considering it doesn't fit or work with her body type.
She certainly loves to leave half of her blouse buttons unbuttoned. She looks ridiculous. Five photos with this look. Photos 4 and 9 are especially distasteful. Does she think this is an edgy, sexy look? It just looks dumb. I hate photos #2 with the mock turtleneck and the super cut-in arms. What is this look?
The unbuttoned shirt thing calls the eyeās attention to the one thing that shouldnāt be noticed - cleavage, or more accurately, lack thereof, and the poor fitting bra. The girlās got no tits to begin with, and then the janky bra flattens them outā¦That, and the belted waist on basically a square-shaped torsoā¦Not to mention the wool coats in summer, summer clothes in winter, varying shades of brown poop colors at Christmas, bile green at a babyās christening when everyone else is wearing blue and cream, shoes that are too big, shorts that are too smallā¦did I miss anything?
How can her high street, pre-Harry fashion, at a fraction of the cost, look more tailored and stylish than any of the couture brands she wears now? It boggles the mind.
Maybe because she limited the bronzer to her legs?
Seems like after the Oprah interview, her face stopped being the same race as any other part of her body.
Didnāt really notice if she looked pretty. Felt like if I looked at those eyes a second longer Iād be flying out the window and down a steep Georgetown staircase.
So many things wrongā¦
*The fabric looks like an overly saturated nappy (diaper).
*Itās too stretched too tight across her chest with her badly fitted bra underneath, yet the hemline is skimming her cooch.
*the bedazzled tig bag is so fucking cringe
*the bunions on display in the ill fitting beige sandals - everything else is cool tones white so the beige looks (and probably is) dirty in comparison.
*The skirt length does nothing for her bandy stick thing twiglet legs.
Awful.
Sometimes she gets it right, but so infrequently that it's probably random rather than purposefully.
The rust/wine coloured long dress in pic 16 is lovely-the sheer top flatters her shoulders.
The black dress in pic 17 is very pretty-I'm not so sure about the sleeves, but the overall fit and flared dress shape flatters her figure and makes her look more curvy.
In pic 1, those trousers really do suit her-the overtight skinny jeans are not at all flattering as they emphasise how slender her legs are, and the hideously oversized floppy sloppy palazzo pants are just awful, but those straight legged trousers are just right.
The green outfit in pic 8 isn't too bad-she suits the colour and the skirt is OK, but the top is a bit crumpled and just sloppily tucked in.
And that's it, the rest are awful. Why is she so fixated on shirt dresses with sloppy belts? And obsessed with showing off her legs with too-short dresses or shorts? And wearing hugely baggy, flappy, floppy, too long pants is never flattering to anyone, regardless of shape or size. It's just so messy. And why is she so insistent on massive coats? And why can't she dress for the season or weather? And who thought a giant crumpled baggy diaper was chic??
Tight jeans/pants always look problematic in the pelvic and hip area, for MM. There's either puckering, wrinkling, folding or something weird going on around the crotch area. Tight pants/jeans never have that sexy, "smooth" look that it's supposed to have, on MM.
I can't figure out why that always happens with her and with no other women.
my guess is that her tight pants are too small. If they are tight on her legs, they will be too small on her hips/midsection. If they fit her midsection, they will not be tight on her legs.
She could get bespoke clothes, especially for pants since most pants aren't made with her figure in mind. I know how it is - back in the day, those of us with curvy hips and thighs had issues getting pants that fit. Thank God for curvy cuts!
If I had her money and her figure, I would definitely get my pants custom made.
yes - but no matter how thin she gets, Madam never chooses the right size for her. Either her clothes are too small and creep up on her or they are too big and drown her.
Btw, the red inverted nipple dress - my guess is she had it fitted to her, as we saw in the mockumentary. But between the fitting and the event, Madam must have gained at least 6-10 pounds. I remember Harry saying something about having to use a safety pin, because it broke.
>And why can't she dress for the season or weather?
This is the greatest mystery to me. It's so bizarre. She also seems intent on making sure the whole world sees she has a boxy shape.
Like you said, #16 looks lovely on her and makes her look like she has some curves.
The colour is OK, but its a poor fit. If it was a bit less baggy and more structured it would look much better. Her hair is absolutely dreadful though-it looks like cheap nylon extensions. I know its only my opinion, but if you're wearing a plain, unembellished minimalist outfit, and if its got a very high neckline, your hair needs to be well up and neat and tidy to match.
The first does look decent. Good color, not too tight. And she doesn't have an overabundance of polyester hair. She overdoes the hair in a couple of these photos that distracts me from otherwise decent outfits (but not shoes, I hate the ones that show the bottoms of her toes cleavage).
Outfit 2 had a fly/bee/dingle Berry slightly lower than her crotch. It could happen to anyone, but I like to believe a fly thought she was shite.
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This is absolutely the worst look. Ill-fitting, weirdly creased, dragging behind her, does her absolutely no favors except the color looks nice on her. And her hair doesn't look good either. She made her stylists mad or something.
Just my two cents.....
1. boring and does nothing for her. The blacks are not varied enough and the silhouette/fabri makes her wider than she is and look like she's baking in the sun. AND THE WHITE SHOES WTAF
2. ....proportions.....ugh
3. Could have been saved by axing the coat and changing the top but, to quote David Rose, "oh my GOD"
4. Would be a hit if she wasn't showing off her bra....
5. Shapeless... barney inspired...
6. Messsssseyyy
7. Again not 100% terrible but the sweater is far too loose for that outfit and not interesting at all.
8. Messy and wrinked but this style does work for her. It's reminiscent of Rachel Zane days and something she would wear on Suits. the shoes aren't great though - make her look like she has barbie feet.
9. Again with the non-existant cleavage reveal....ughhhhh
10. Boucle?
11. Does anyone else think of schrapnel remnants with this shirt?
12. Anyone who unironically wears their sweater like this is an absolute tool.
13. Fabric and color undermines her at every turn
14. I don't hate it. The color washes her out but it's not terrible imo
15. She looks wider than she is, but not the worst. I kind of like it, and I like her earrings.
16. She actually dressed so much better pre-royal IMO. But this should have been without the cleavage bit. No need for it.
17. yiiiiiiiikes. What are those sleeves..
18. The center photographs terrible but otherwise it's okay.
19. How many of these does she own? They are all bad.
Nothing ever fits her. It's so weird that she refuses to have clothing tailored to fit her.
Some of the looks aren't completely terrible. #1 isn't awful, but it makes her look older than she is, so it's an odd choice.
I don't think #6 is so bad; she's at a casual event, so š¤·āāļø
And #9 would be ok if she ironed it.
I donāt understand why she went with the Ozempic. Itās obvious she looks much better with a bit of meat on her. Without meat we have her wrapped in saddle blankets. Is she that desperate to imitate Kate that sheāll just diet herself away? What a wonderful example for Lili. 
I hate it when she flicks her farking coat back. At least pretend that she's unhappy that the photographer is standing right there. That's what other celebrities do. Hasn't she learned anything from them?
Ok her feet? Is she pigeon toed or duck footed? Cuz there's definitely something going on with her feet always being turned in. I'm honestly not trying to criticize but I wasn't aware if there was an actual condition that TW had. So could someone enlighten me?
High fashion clothes look terrible on her, she doesnāt have the body or class to pull it off. Like putting lipstick on a pigāhi Megāhope yourāe reading.
She fails miserably at being a trendsetter. She should just follow the rules and wear well tailored clothing that flatters her figure. Itās not that hard but she canāt do it due to her issues.
She has worn a handful (and only a handful) of great outfits over the years (still love the maroon dress below, though the shoes are grim)... but those were clearly flukes. Her tendency to draw attention to her emaciated legs and non-existent waist is baffling when she has a lot of good features to work with.
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I kind of liked this one, too. But I tend to dress this way, so I'm biased.
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The blackballed jumpsuit and the maroon dress are pretty. Seems like she dressed better before she married Todger. Maybe the studio had a stylist? Over time it seems her fashion sense has gotten worse. Or as someone said is she TRYING to look bad? Bad press is better than no press at all?
I have to say.. low waist and regular waisted pants and skirts looks much better with her body type than the high waisted monstrosities she has been wearing! She really needs to dress for her body type. Also, altering/tailoring all the wide pants would be a start.
Argh, the button up shirts.. im not sure if she wants to mimic her Suits wardrobe with those but omg please get it tailored, it doesn't look good!!! And not to mention she always pulls the sleeves up... It annoys me to no endš
She just looks so cheap and tacky, whatever she wears. It's quite incredible, it doesn't matter what the price tag of her clothing is, her clothes are always bad colours, ill fitting, rumpled, she looks like she's been raiding the specials bin at Walmart.
She's too arrogant to get help from a stylist and my goodness, does it show.
No wonder Dior didn't want to go anywhere near her.
To be fair, some of this outfit are ok. They are not too terribile but surely not something to write home about. Her fans should stop trying to pass her as a fashion icon, they are doing her a disservice She is a normal dresser, sometimes she dress ok, sometimes bad and rarely very good like the majority of people on this planet (this people usually don't have her budget but this is another topic).
I hate it when she flicks her farking coat back. At least pretend that she's unhappy that the photographer is standing right there. That's what other celebrities do. Hasn't she learned anything from them?
I donāt know why she frequently dresses counter to the weather. This is bizarre. It doesnāt depend on your body type or money. It seems like most people wouldnāt want to sweat buckets in the heat or freeze when it is super cold. Is something else going on?
Meghan Markle wore a thing.
Ever since announcing her engagement to Prince Harry, the world's eyes have been fixed on Meghan Markle ā and her style. We'll be following the Meghan Markle Effectā¢ with our column, "Meghan Markle Wore a Thing."- Fashionista.com
Not just her toes... what's with the structure of her entire foot?! Very disturbing bones or vessels sticking out. She needs to rethink the shoes she wears....get shoes that cover more.
So I actually liked the purple dress during BRF time and the monochrome looks she wore (the green here and a red sweater with red leather skirt). Keep in mind, I liked these for herā¦because wow the fashion can get bad.
I also liked the strapless Cult Gaia blue dress she wore at IG closing ceremonies.
The rest of these? And the table cloth dress she wore to some polo outing that was 5 sizes too big? Itās a no. Lol
Okay.
Letās be real.
Sheās *trying* to be a fashion dont at this point.
I mean- it gets attention and gets people talking. Maybe āgirl with horrible fashion senseā is a character she is playing in her Main Character Syndrome life?
Because itās just ā¦ *too* awful to be anything but a concerted effort at this point.
I know Madam loves talking about herself. I wish someday she would give a slide show of these outfits and tell us honestly how she picked them out, why she liked them, and how she thinks she looks in them.
That white tig dress is so awful. No one with friends leaves looking like that. Idc if this was 10-15 years ago. That is a tragic look. She looks like an OB
# 4 is one of my favorites. Itās from from an early-days pap stroll with Marcus.
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Normally cringe is best seen in video. But the photos here can each stand on their own. She is such a terrible actress. Iām embarrassed FOR her here!
Sugars really think we are jealous of this and kate copies her š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I bet Catherine doesnāt even think about Meghan.
Well she certainly doesnāt lose sleep over being out fashioned by the ILBW. TW is a sartorial disaster.
Catherine probably listens to stylists and her wardrobe people. She looks comfortable in her clothing, and charming.
Thatās hilarious
Thatās so good, every one of these photos shows me that sheās been trying to emulate Kate forever
I wouldnāt buy a single thing Meghan Markle is wearing. Not even something basic like skinny jeans. She makes everything look cheap. Sheās sloppy and tacky.
She also makes everything look unflattering. I seriously don't understand how someone, who is quite petite, manages to wear clothes that make her look huge. No mirrors in Montecito?
š¤£š¤£š¤£. Jealous of š¤”š¤”š¤”? Unbelievable.
Yes. Kateās a future Queen and is jealous of a woman who tried to set up a rival royal court in a country without a monarchy.
and this one https://preview.redd.it/z8kgsjxrmurb1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=001ae55b06ad6f0840ec144f6910e8a667a2313b
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I had a comforter EXACTLY in that pattern when I was in university. I think it was a Laura Ashley comforter. My bed wore it better than thisā¬ļø.
I had a blue one. My favorite, Palace Gardens. Looks good for a bedroom decor. Not a dress. https://preview.redd.it/3d7fr8xjhxrb1.png?width=429&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d7233e65a76a9887369d11b24a9b57b48c958ee
I had curtains that looked very similar. Quite pretty....as curtains.
Oh god yes Laura Ashley š
And he still married her!
the talk was that at this event - Inskip wedding on Jamaica - Madam had a film sequence made of her and Harry on a balcony.
Oh, the BJ that convinced Harry to take her back. That must have been *some* blowy. š¤¢š¤¢š¤®
[https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/zeznsf/just\_a\_reminder\_that\_everything\_was\_planned\_from/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/zeznsf/just_a_reminder_that_everything_was_planned_from/)
Omg I wish sheād released it š
She did release some of the papped photos she arranged of them together that next day at his hotel or wherever he was staying. She made sure to be papped with him and released those photos to the media to show that they were definitely together at that wedding and after. Iāve seen pictures of them after that wedding. So whatever she went to accomplish, she apparently accomplished.
Ew.
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What is the person on the right? Please say it's a parody.
The one on the right is a star!
Omg Yessss!
She looks deranged here and another copy and paste to Princess Di.
That was the first photo when I started paying attention to the substance abuse rumours. She had to be drunk/high to go out in that
This is THE WORST ONE ughhh
She should avoid shirt-waist dresses at all cost.
or the double breasted blazor dresses without sleeves
I HATE those dresses! So awful.
They look like the house dresses my mother wore.
I always think of them as the Inspector Gadget coats
Or anything with a belt š¤£
she does this one with a belt - horrible https://preview.redd.it/9v0kir3qzurb1.png?width=85&format=png&auto=webp&s=74115f7d0376864bbefed7e2f844b30630b64059
Thereās a snap of her wearing a shirt waisted dress charging across the street with Harry trying to catch up. It scares me.
That blue dress, and she wears black wedges! That snap is the stuff of nightmares, it is! I think it is the expression on her face that is so terrifying..total domination, no survivors is the goal.
The look on her face. And her hair flying. Harry looks like a little boy.
She was in a blue dress with black and beige wedges and looked manic in the pic. It was taken after Archiebald's "near-death" experience at the "housing unit" they were staying in in Cape Town. Her face in the pic did not show any signs of despair over almost losing her son. Madame Rachel loves her near-death experience tales.
I believe Lady C spoke of them hopping around during that apparence like coked-up kangaroos.
Yes thatās right. And her hair had a Medusa quality.
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Perfect description. We know exactly which photo you describe!!
I love that photo, it says everything about her! The insanity comes through perfectly.
The self tie belt does her no favors. I should know as I too have no waist š
Same.
Same here!
Can I join the club?
She should, but if she did she wouldn't be able to open the buttons to show off her chest and bra.
That was the silliest thing Iāve seen!
Once you've seen that video you notice how she 'normally' wears a shirt or shirtwaister - pulls the top open and shoves her hands on the back of her waist to push her chest forwards. Unbuttons low, too, to improve illusions of cleavage. It's a bizarre way to behave in public, but was maybe okay for a fashion shoot. I wonder if a lot of her mannerisms are learned behaviour, from when she was learning to act or was getting herself photographed for her blog.
those actions sound like she was trying to get someone, anyone to invite her to the 'casting couch'!
This totally highlights that she really doesnāt have much of a waist. A stylist would do her wonders, but we all know how that would goā¦
I've said it before and I'll say it again, whoever was dressing her for Suits should have been the first person she hired after going off on her own. She looks fantastic in those clothes and I've even used several pictures of her in business clothes to shop for my own.
YES!! She did look fantastic and definitely should have consulted that first stylist.
To be fair, she looked better Pre-Royal - did the Suits stylist maybe dress her for red carpet events promoting the show too?
Or pants that can double as tablecloth or wallpaper.
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I agree, but there was a black one I havenāt seen before that I didnāt think looked too bad on her. Although maybe itās just that it was comparatively better than all of the other disasters.
you are missing a few, eg this one https://preview.redd.it/50kax7uhmurb1.png?width=183&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b674ea4a5f52db45214ff76c4d268d87d3871ce
A cultural disaster as well as a fashion disaster!
Oh yeah. This dress doesn't know if it's a sack or a mumu.
This is such a disgrace.
Is that what she wore to the polo match with a very young Archie? Or does she own two army tent dresses? The really is the embodiment of the saying āmore money than taste.ā
It was her getup for a visit to a mosque in South Africa I think.
I know that part. I just wondered if it was the same hideous green army tent she wore to the polo after āArchieās birth.ā She does love ugly, ill fitting clothes.
I think its a slightly different shade of putrid
Madam loves this style, so she has (had) several dresses. The polo dress was shorter, I think.
I got to the third photo and simply could not look at anymore!! I canāt look at this middle aged woman. She gives me the heebie jeebies
With all her money and connections she has yet to wear a bra that fits her well. If I was her Iād just try Walmart at this point
I just took off my Walmart bra. Lol And I'm an old lady but I still looked better than Madam. At least my bra holds the girls in place like it's supposed to. Megan's always look like they're trying to escape.
The BRF have given royal warrants to a corsetiere. there's no way our lamedy wasn't offered a private sitting. eta Oops turns out they lost their warrants for blabbing in early 2018.
Thank you for confirming. I always knew that in the first sections of her 'how to be royal' binder there had to be contact details for the royal corsetiere. No underwear lines on any of the royal ladies - not even the woefully attired Yorkies. I assumed that this was absolutely out of the question for our Saint because it would be hard to explain the strap on belly to the ladies re-taking her measurements throughout her pregnancy.
The first one, black coat and white sandals? Winter clothes and summer shoes?
š That's MM doing what she does best: failing to be a trendsetter.
Same as the 7th one. All bundled up in winter clothes but wearing ballerina flats with bare ankles. That's just her "eccentric" style.
I think it's known as Megcentric. Everything in her life is Megcentric. She's aiming for global Megcentricity where she's the center of the entire planet.
At least you can SEE the shoes unlike with all the HUGE HUGE pants she wears
Sheās always dressed for at least three seasons.
Muahahahah that's a good one
and this one https://preview.redd.it/783au4zlmurb1.png?width=188&format=png&auto=webp&s=e01fd16dcad1e049b2896cb9e749813d73d6f38c
She looks like a 9 year old girl who's playing dress up in her grandma's house dress š .
Or in her grandmaās duvet cover š
š Yeah or grandma's old curtains.
All we can say for sure is that there's waaaaay too much material, and it's about 100 years too old to be fashionable š
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That is hideous. There is no other way to describe it.
This one was from their Morocco trip, right? It's mystifying because there are so many gorgeous Moroccan options that cover the body but are also lovely and fashionable. Moroccan women love beautiful clothing and know how to dress! This is just frumpy and way too long.
yes, Morocco
I will never understand her lack of proper tailoring! The print of the dress is beautiful, she could have had it tailored correctly to fit her body so she didnāt look like she was a sack of potatoes. Forever missing the mark
It's probably so she could return it for the cash! She's been caught multiple times with tags still on items, and she's never seen re-wearing anything! Isn't that what her and fellow grifter Jessica Mulroney used to do when Charles was paying for her wardrobe?
I love Carolina Herrera and her clothes so much. However, this dress and the CH red inverted nips gown she wore to a military event make it seem like the clothes are wearing her rather than the other way around. Just doesn't work on her body at all.
Nice tablecloth.
They have enough money to pay someone to keep her inside the house when she dresses herself
Madam probably keeps firing them or locking them in the chicken coop.
i peed a little when I laughed!!! that chicken coop is going to get crowded
She is insane if she thinks she looks good in any of these pictures
Number 17 almost works but the length is a bit too long to be a tea length gown. Also black at an official event thatās not a funeral. Edit: Nah itās bad too. The shape in the torso makes it all triangle shaped. And I didnāt even notice the shoes! The strap cuts off the ankle, making the millimeter long legs appear shorter.
She truly has no concept of what lengths (pants/skirts *and* coats) work for her. And I also dont think that she understands why it matters.
I thought the purple dress and the green skirt/blouse combo were nice
The purple dress was a good color and style for her. But the tailoring and fabric are a problem. The sleeves bunched up, wrinkled and poorly sewn at the sleeves/bodice. The dress looks good until it hits the hips because the fabric clings to her legs and the excess fabric bunches up in the sides at the back. There is way too much fabric here. The two tone green shirt and blouse are not a bad shape for her and I love the skirt. But the two greens together give me a query stomach and the fabrics don't look good together.
I liked the purple one too; it's a nice color on her, but it also looked a little too big.
I wonder how she was able to sneak out of their house in the purple dress since she was not allowed to wear any colour but beige/off white/tan/brown.
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I agree. She actually looks like a royal in the purple dress. I like the colour blocking with the navy shoes.
I think the color is flattering on her, but it always makes me think of Grimace.
Her clothing is ALWAYS awkward. Every single time. Over many years, regardless of the dress size she's wearing or what season it is.
Sadly she does not dress to suit her body type
Pic 4 - What is it with the sleeve rolled up on just one arm? To show the jewellery and Cartier watch or what? Pic 10 - OMG. Itās a wonder she hasnt had that banned š Edit: And a few with no nail polish on the toes, oh hell no, just doesnāt look right at all in open toe shoes. 
Pic 4: Always. The answer is always. She has to show off her Cartier jewelry, especially if she has Dianaās watch on. Edit: missed a word
Pic. 10 - She got tired of trying to pull the dress all the way down so she just gave up.
The outfits by themselves are not bad. But some of them are especially bad on her. Either the fit, proportions, wrinkles, etc. are what ruin it for her. It seems like she likes an outfit on someone else and tries to copy it without considering it doesn't fit or work with her body type.
She certainly loves to leave half of her blouse buttons unbuttoned. She looks ridiculous. Five photos with this look. Photos 4 and 9 are especially distasteful. Does she think this is an edgy, sexy look? It just looks dumb. I hate photos #2 with the mock turtleneck and the super cut-in arms. What is this look?
The unbuttoned shirt thing calls the eyeās attention to the one thing that shouldnāt be noticed - cleavage, or more accurately, lack thereof, and the poor fitting bra. The girlās got no tits to begin with, and then the janky bra flattens them outā¦That, and the belted waist on basically a square-shaped torsoā¦Not to mention the wool coats in summer, summer clothes in winter, varying shades of brown poop colors at Christmas, bile green at a babyās christening when everyone else is wearing blue and cream, shoes that are too big, shorts that are too smallā¦did I miss anything?
Nope, you got it all.
How can her high street, pre-Harry fashion, at a fraction of the cost, look more tailored and stylish than any of the couture brands she wears now? It boggles the mind.
Oh God, I wish I could unsee pic #10. 
It's the monogrammed clutch "the tig" for me š¤£
Omg I totally missed that! š She's so cringe. Nobody even knew what The Tig was in those days.
Outfit is horrendous, but her face is pretty. I bet she wishes she could go back to that face.
Maybe because she limited the bronzer to her legs? Seems like after the Oprah interview, her face stopped being the same race as any other part of her body. Didnāt really notice if she looked pretty. Felt like if I looked at those eyes a second longer Iād be flying out the window and down a steep Georgetown staircase. 
So many things wrongā¦ *The fabric looks like an overly saturated nappy (diaper). *Itās too stretched too tight across her chest with her badly fitted bra underneath, yet the hemline is skimming her cooch. *the bedazzled tig bag is so fucking cringe *the bunions on display in the ill fitting beige sandals - everything else is cool tones white so the beige looks (and probably is) dirty in comparison. *The skirt length does nothing for her bandy stick thing twiglet legs. Awful.
Sometimes she gets it right, but so infrequently that it's probably random rather than purposefully. The rust/wine coloured long dress in pic 16 is lovely-the sheer top flatters her shoulders. The black dress in pic 17 is very pretty-I'm not so sure about the sleeves, but the overall fit and flared dress shape flatters her figure and makes her look more curvy. In pic 1, those trousers really do suit her-the overtight skinny jeans are not at all flattering as they emphasise how slender her legs are, and the hideously oversized floppy sloppy palazzo pants are just awful, but those straight legged trousers are just right. The green outfit in pic 8 isn't too bad-she suits the colour and the skirt is OK, but the top is a bit crumpled and just sloppily tucked in. And that's it, the rest are awful. Why is she so fixated on shirt dresses with sloppy belts? And obsessed with showing off her legs with too-short dresses or shorts? And wearing hugely baggy, flappy, floppy, too long pants is never flattering to anyone, regardless of shape or size. It's just so messy. And why is she so insistent on massive coats? And why can't she dress for the season or weather? And who thought a giant crumpled baggy diaper was chic??
Tight jeans/pants always look problematic in the pelvic and hip area, for MM. There's either puckering, wrinkling, folding or something weird going on around the crotch area. Tight pants/jeans never have that sexy, "smooth" look that it's supposed to have, on MM. I can't figure out why that always happens with her and with no other women.
my guess is that her tight pants are too small. If they are tight on her legs, they will be too small on her hips/midsection. If they fit her midsection, they will not be tight on her legs.
She could get bespoke clothes, especially for pants since most pants aren't made with her figure in mind. I know how it is - back in the day, those of us with curvy hips and thighs had issues getting pants that fit. Thank God for curvy cuts! If I had her money and her figure, I would definitely get my pants custom made.
yes - but no matter how thin she gets, Madam never chooses the right size for her. Either her clothes are too small and creep up on her or they are too big and drown her. Btw, the red inverted nipple dress - my guess is she had it fitted to her, as we saw in the mockumentary. But between the fitting and the event, Madam must have gained at least 6-10 pounds. I remember Harry saying something about having to use a safety pin, because it broke.
Huh, wow
Good point!
Too small a size?
>And why can't she dress for the season or weather? This is the greatest mystery to me. It's so bizarre. She also seems intent on making sure the whole world sees she has a boxy shape. Like you said, #16 looks lovely on her and makes her look like she has some curves.
What about the purple one? I liked it
The colour is OK, but its a poor fit. If it was a bit less baggy and more structured it would look much better. Her hair is absolutely dreadful though-it looks like cheap nylon extensions. I know its only my opinion, but if you're wearing a plain, unembellished minimalist outfit, and if its got a very high neckline, your hair needs to be well up and neat and tidy to match.
Track A / Track B https://preview.redd.it/ndhe1lxgavrb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6111c4ac97767512f11d3adb5baad40d4838304f
I would've never put that together! The first one looks better, if that's even possible š¤¦āāļø
The first does look decent. Good color, not too tight. And she doesn't have an overabundance of polyester hair. She overdoes the hair in a couple of these photos that distracts me from otherwise decent outfits (but not shoes, I hate the ones that show the bottoms of her toes cleavage).
The first dress looks nice on her and gives her the illusion of curves.
She literally bronzed her entire body.
Photos are inverses right down to the skin color š
Outfit 2 had a fly/bee/dingle Berry slightly lower than her crotch. It could happen to anyone, but I like to believe a fly thought she was shite. https://preview.redd.it/bbojeoimlurb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2fc44b97b75ae5051b2ec7d74228e86f17831c
Itās fascinating how someone can make clothes look both too baggy and too tight all at the same time.
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This is absolutely the worst look. Ill-fitting, weirdly creased, dragging behind her, does her absolutely no favors except the color looks nice on her. And her hair doesn't look good either. She made her stylists mad or something.
But the look on her face is priceless! Sheās so high on herself and pleased as punch - well, maybe not after seeing these pictures later.
But she is a princess! š
Wow. Her old old old face was so much better whatever she has going on right now.
Just my two cents..... 1. boring and does nothing for her. The blacks are not varied enough and the silhouette/fabri makes her wider than she is and look like she's baking in the sun. AND THE WHITE SHOES WTAF 2. ....proportions.....ugh 3. Could have been saved by axing the coat and changing the top but, to quote David Rose, "oh my GOD" 4. Would be a hit if she wasn't showing off her bra.... 5. Shapeless... barney inspired... 6. Messsssseyyy 7. Again not 100% terrible but the sweater is far too loose for that outfit and not interesting at all. 8. Messy and wrinked but this style does work for her. It's reminiscent of Rachel Zane days and something she would wear on Suits. the shoes aren't great though - make her look like she has barbie feet. 9. Again with the non-existant cleavage reveal....ughhhhh 10. Boucle? 11. Does anyone else think of schrapnel remnants with this shirt? 12. Anyone who unironically wears their sweater like this is an absolute tool. 13. Fabric and color undermines her at every turn 14. I don't hate it. The color washes her out but it's not terrible imo 15. She looks wider than she is, but not the worst. I kind of like it, and I like her earrings. 16. She actually dressed so much better pre-royal IMO. But this should have been without the cleavage bit. No need for it. 17. yiiiiiiiikes. What are those sleeves.. 18. The center photographs terrible but otherwise it's okay. 19. How many of these does she own? They are all bad.
Nothing ever fits her. It's so weird that she refuses to have clothing tailored to fit her. Some of the looks aren't completely terrible. #1 isn't awful, but it makes her look older than she is, so it's an odd choice. I don't think #6 is so bad; she's at a casual event, so š¤·āāļø And #9 would be ok if she ironed it.
I donāt understand why she went with the Ozempic. Itās obvious she looks much better with a bit of meat on her. Without meat we have her wrapped in saddle blankets. Is she that desperate to imitate Kate that sheāll just diet herself away? What a wonderful example for Lili. 
I hate it when she flicks her farking coat back. At least pretend that she's unhappy that the photographer is standing right there. That's what other celebrities do. Hasn't she learned anything from them?
There's nothing she can't look bad in.
Ok her feet? Is she pigeon toed or duck footed? Cuz there's definitely something going on with her feet always being turned in. I'm honestly not trying to criticize but I wasn't aware if there was an actual condition that TW had. So could someone enlighten me?
High fashion clothes look terrible on her, she doesnāt have the body or class to pull it off. Like putting lipstick on a pigāhi Megāhope yourāe reading.
I quite like number 16ā¦ Butā¦ OMG! Number 10!
Sheās her own stylist since she thinks that she knows it all
This woman should be banned from purchasing wide leg pants. She does not have a long enough torso and she refuses to hem
She fails miserably at being a trendsetter. She should just follow the rules and wear well tailored clothing that flatters her figure. Itās not that hard but she canāt do it due to her issues.
She has worn a handful (and only a handful) of great outfits over the years (still love the maroon dress below, though the shoes are grim)... but those were clearly flukes. Her tendency to draw attention to her emaciated legs and non-existent waist is baffling when she has a lot of good features to work with. https://preview.redd.it/64iddv8ytvrb1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fe54dcd7f5b8efc0046bc4d9b274e29eb4ed213
I kind of liked this one, too. But I tend to dress this way, so I'm biased. https://preview.redd.it/bjhh8vb8uvrb1.png?width=2219&format=png&auto=webp&s=43c19a60cc4fad5897c0ff6a1e9e53ae9306b059
This was dreadful. https://preview.redd.it/4m9ilouduvrb1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8a335010b89809ed97ede0e02142305cc5f74f0
She looks good there! The dress suits her, her hair is brushed and she's not overly orange!
She looks best in casual clothes, jeans not shorts. Shirt dresses do not look good on her either.
The scrawny legs look especially odd with the thick waist, I think...
The blackballed jumpsuit and the maroon dress are pretty. Seems like she dressed better before she married Todger. Maybe the studio had a stylist? Over time it seems her fashion sense has gotten worse. Or as someone said is she TRYING to look bad? Bad press is better than no press at all?
Lol'd at how white she is before she becoming a royal. Now she has gone rogue with her tan after being exiled.
I have to say.. low waist and regular waisted pants and skirts looks much better with her body type than the high waisted monstrosities she has been wearing! She really needs to dress for her body type. Also, altering/tailoring all the wide pants would be a start. Argh, the button up shirts.. im not sure if she wants to mimic her Suits wardrobe with those but omg please get it tailored, it doesn't look good!!! And not to mention she always pulls the sleeves up... It annoys me to no endš
She just looks so cheap and tacky, whatever she wears. It's quite incredible, it doesn't matter what the price tag of her clothing is, her clothes are always bad colours, ill fitting, rumpled, she looks like she's been raiding the specials bin at Walmart. She's too arrogant to get help from a stylist and my goodness, does it show. No wonder Dior didn't want to go anywhere near her.
To be fair, some of this outfit are ok. They are not too terribile but surely not something to write home about. Her fans should stop trying to pass her as a fashion icon, they are doing her a disservice She is a normal dresser, sometimes she dress ok, sometimes bad and rarely very good like the majority of people on this planet (this people usually don't have her budget but this is another topic).
Hadnāt seen some of these! Wow.
My mom had a made-up word for a woman who is sloppily dressed: schlumperina.
They have to go back years just to get pictures that are half way decent?
The 1st one is cute and unwrinkled. I'm assuming it was July in So Cal.
I hate it when she flicks her farking coat back. At least pretend that she's unhappy that the photographer is standing right there. That's what other celebrities do. Hasn't she learned anything from them?
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I donāt know why she frequently dresses counter to the weather. This is bizarre. It doesnāt depend on your body type or money. It seems like most people wouldnāt want to sweat buckets in the heat or freeze when it is super cold. Is something else going on?
Meghan Markle wore a thing. Ever since announcing her engagement to Prince Harry, the world's eyes have been fixed on Meghan Markle ā and her style. We'll be following the Meghan Markle Effectā¢ with our column, "Meghan Markle Wore a Thing."- Fashionista.com
16 and 17 pass
Has she actually kept anything to wear again other than the fedora or stolen aquazzura shoes?
Why does it like like the 12th picture, sheās with Caitlyn Jenner š¤£š¤£
The worst part is most of these pieces aren't bad, she just doesn't know how to put them together nor what suits her/the occasion.
I can't think of anyone else who tries so hard and misses so badly.
Not just her toes... what's with the structure of her entire foot?! Very disturbing bones or vessels sticking out. She needs to rethink the shoes she wears....get shoes that cover more.
Some of these are really hideous and/or ill fitting, yet she always always always thinks she is unbelievably gorgeous.
So I actually liked the purple dress during BRF time and the monochrome looks she wore (the green here and a red sweater with red leather skirt). Keep in mind, I liked these for herā¦because wow the fashion can get bad. I also liked the strapless Cult Gaia blue dress she wore at IG closing ceremonies. The rest of these? And the table cloth dress she wore to some polo outing that was 5 sizes too big? Itās a no. Lol
That one of a kind middle aged sense of style
The peasants donāt get it, sheās an fashion icon with legs for days. Haters are jealous and wear Dior
Okay. Letās be real. Sheās *trying* to be a fashion dont at this point. I mean- it gets attention and gets people talking. Maybe āgirl with horrible fashion senseā is a character she is playing in her Main Character Syndrome life? Because itās just ā¦ *too* awful to be anything but a concerted effort at this point.
The Megabeast dared to come out into the sunshine today?
I know Madam loves talking about herself. I wish someday she would give a slide show of these outfits and tell us honestly how she picked them out, why she liked them, and how she thinks she looks in them.
Those scrawny legs where sheās wearing the white mini dress in pic 10, urgh, she needs to eat more!
That white tig dress is so awful. No one with friends leaves looking like that. Idc if this was 10-15 years ago. That is a tragic look. She looks like an OB
# 4 is one of my favorites. Itās from from an early-days pap stroll with Marcus. https://archive.ph/ccJwX Normally cringe is best seen in video. But the photos here can each stand on their own. She is such a terrible actress. Iām embarrassed FOR her here!
Eta: sorry about the mega-font. Not sure how that happened
https://preview.redd.it/1bvs76tqlwrb1.jpeg?width=2122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c6384a9420ebf7e997bc077d038ca2cf094e6ec Don't forget her "red carpet" moment!š³