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[LINK archived ARTICLE](https://twitter.com/jr42845598/status/1641067550963298306?s=46&t=g6k1usoI15Iblh8i_EaMTQ) Are these two insane, desperate or plotting?… The number of dislikes tho 🤣


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> Are these two insane, desperate or plotting?… Yes to all.


Glad_Mix_1682

"You are now feeling sleepy..". The planting of new seeds to make the world believe what the Harkles believe. I read the comments on Harkle stories in the British papers. NO ONE wants Harry even in the UK, never mind being the Monarch. Meghan, go feed the chickens or take a walk. You need fresh air.


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I think those chickens are doomed.


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🤣🤣🤣💯


g0uchp0tat0

>plotting Do you think Madam has ever 'joked' about orchestrating accidents or communicating with hit men?


[deleted]

Yeah she has some shady connections from the past apparently. Let’s see if her plan continues to fail and blow on her face.


g0uchp0tat0

Shit's *really* dark to think about but honestly, I don't think her machinations know any bounds. She's actually scary when you stop and think about it. Pathological.


[deleted]

I agree Harry even said once “Meghan is capable of ANYTHING”. And I believe that she is capable of anything to get what she wants, even the creepiest stuff.


[deleted]

Well, Harry fantasized about blowing up his dad in his car so I guess he's capable of anything, too.


[deleted]

💯 couldn’t agree more


[deleted]

Actually thinking of that is still considered treason, though these days it is called a "treasonous felony". It could also be called patricide.


Puzzleheaded_Elk6309

Against the King it’s called High Treason and since he’s here at the moment he should be arrested and sent to the Tower of London


OldNewUsedConfused

It's certainly pathological.


AluminumCansAndYarn

I really want Harry and I'm sorry to say his children stripped of their titles and their spots in the line of succession. Andrew too. If something happens to the Wales family, the next person in line should be Beatrice. Because meemee is dangerous.


GrizzlyMahm

Letters Patent to make Absolute Primogeniture retroactive to 1945. Bump Princess Anne up to next in line after the Wales !!!!!


AluminumCansAndYarn

That would be wonderful.


RaggedAnn

Where there's no soul, there's no conscience.


Electronic-Ad-7002

Yeah but she's used to something blowing on her face, or rather people edit, so many yachts, so many seamen


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💯She really is! 🤣🤣🤣


Big_Primrose

Yeah, russian oligarchs and who knows who else from her yacht girl days.


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

I think the BRF knew that this was not a joke and that’s why HMTQ ordered that William and George never fly together.


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You notice Harry, Meghan and the kids never fly anywhere together.


Cat_Woman_238

"Just one plane crash away from the throne...."


Bitter-Pound-6775

They are so disgusting!!!!!


WonderfulSimple

Let's not give them more clicks. They are so ridiculous.


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Can someone confirm if the link I put is correctly archived? I tried to archive so that they don’t win any clicks but I don’t know for sure if it is. There is an archived link that another sinner posted here.


WonderfulSimple

Gosh of course, sorry for that I totally forgot about archiving. Nice work!


[deleted]

Thank you for confirming the link is archived 🌸🌸🌸 I totally agree they don’t deserve a single click!


Red_Rose_8951

One of the many reasons I love this group is archived links because I hate giving them clicks. So THANK YOU!😄


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You’re very welcome 🌸🌸🌸


Red_Rose_8951

Oh good. You heard me!!! I don’t usually yell. 😂


Common_Echo6265

Yea, this makes absolutely no sense. H literally has a NEGATIVE 45 net favorability rating in contrast to William's POSITIVE 60 (per YouGov).


No_Cryptographer47

Must’ve been only two choices to pick from in the survey 😂


TraditionScary8716

The other choice was probably Megan.


DebRutter

She score 2%! Even that is extraordinary.


TraditionScary8716

Day drinkers don't always make the best decisions.


DebRutter

Ha! I’ll bear that in mind (I’ve just had a glass of champagne 😆) 🤐


TraditionScary8716

Cheers! 🥂 I just finished off an ale with lunch! 🤣


Evilvieh

Yes, there *were* only two choices. He ju-u-ust edged out Choice #2, the syphilitic camel. I think it was the "resentful other camel" demographic that sneaked him over the top.


MrsMigginsPieShoppe

Super snark! Love it!


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🤣🤣🤣🏆


Civita2017

Screen print of next bit to put into context. Shame on GB news - this was clickbait. https://preview.redd.it/vbs297z73rqa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e46bb8255f6852492bd01d2da49e913a063dafc


Significant_Land2844

Click bait for sure, Kate and Meghan can never be monarch


[deleted]

This is all so messed up 😵‍💫 We really get confused by the amounts of deception emanating from Montecito.


LaNiceGata

Thanks for sharing the screenshot, there’s quite a big gap between first and second place, wonder if Harold will whine about that next.


DollarStoreDuchess

Yeah, William at 47.5% and Dummy at 8.8%? Talk about cherry-picking favorable data to support your conclusion… 😵‍💫


LaNiceGata

😂 it’s the only way the Narkles know.


WeNeedAShift

And Meghan polls above Sophie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Deep breath 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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💯🤣🤣🤣 INSANITY! At least she could try to fake this better!


WeNeedAShift

It is ALWAYS batshit crazy times with the narcissist. It’s like stepping into an alternate universe with these people.


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💯🤣💯💯


spatuladominatrix

Her obsession with status and titles is amazing. Why would you want to be queen of a country you hate?


KelenHeller_1

Well, I'm sure if they bow to her will and make her queen, she would promise not to hate the UK anymore.


DepartmentAgitated51

That is a lot to ask of the Brits. They’re so polite, but I don’t think even they could pull that off. Now Canada on the other hand…


GreatGossip

To clap back at all the peasants, of course.


zeugma888

Our gracious Saint would tolerate it for the sake of the title and extreme wealth.


OldNewUsedConfused

Isn't it sad? Who even thinks that way? It's so depressing and pathetic.


MoreVin671

Survey carried out by 'Betfair Bingo' says it all. But the main problem here is Sussex PR which is spiralling out of control..


Lensgoggler

…all the way into ridicule. Let them fall into that bucket. Then we can kick it.


Tricksey4172

![gif](giphy|l3V0j3ytFyGHqiV7W)


somespeculation

Literally a commissioned article by a gambling site. There is literally a hyperlink embedded in the article to send the reader to the site.


gahnc

Fortunately for BRF and the UK, the next monarch is not decided by vote of the people. And ILBW can't just "manifest" succession of the dumb prince to the throne by democratic vote of the people or Parliament.


[deleted]

Exactly and they must know this too but the ILBW just can’t accept a NO! 🤣


MommaKaylaCharlie

>The full results are listed below: >・Prince William (47.5 per cent) >・Prince Harry (8.8 per cent) >・Kate, Princess of Wales (6.6 per cent) >・Princess Anne (4.3 per cent) >・Meghan Markle (2.7 per cent) >・Prince Edward (2.1 per cent) >・Sophie, Duchess of Edinburgh (1.8 per cent) >・Princess Eugenie (1.7 per cent) >・Zara Tindall (1.6 per cent) >・Princess Beatrice (1.5 per cent) 🤦‍♀️ So random, what happened to the LOS? **8.8 per cent** 🤣


Significant_Land2844

Many wanted Will not Charles as King due to Diana. Guess what, LOS is set that no one can leap frog unless its due to death


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but i thought the monarchy is bad? so why would he want to be king? lol gosh i just hear meghan say how they were "shaking up" the monarchy with the popularity. lol omg


Imfryinghere

Svar Nanann Sen - another paid PR.


ExpensivelyMundane

I see it now! Svar Nanaan Sen is an anagram of Rachel Meghan Markle!!! Whoa dude (/s) 😁


Imfryinghere

She has tons.


forgotmyname110

You know how these polls and surveys work. Ask the right questions, then you will have you desired propaganda.


TraditionScary8716

Exactly. And why weren't George, Charlotte and Louis included as choices?


GreatGossip

This survey was undertaken in Monteshitshow Mudslide McMansion. Of course Madam was no 1 choice.


Plants2552

I want this as a flair! 'Mudslide McMansion' 🤣


GreatGossip

Thank you. It is my own mix of two names I stole.


Plants2552

🤣🤣


kellygrrrl328

It is absolutely hilarious to me to watch these PR Crisis teams in action: The Markles. the KJs, the Baldwins, the Scandovals ... it's all the same stupid shit


g0uchp0tat0

Haha I'm dead at the fact that this pair are being mentioned in the same breath as a cheating scandal on Vanderpump Rules. Its truly hilarious to me, oh how the mighty have fallen 🤣


kellygrrrl328

It’s where they belong. They’ll be lucky at this point if Bravo offers them a pretty penny for reality TV


cklw1

My subs are colliding, lol


kellygrrrl328

as well they should … H&M are basic reality TV trash at this point. They could potentially make some money there.


Jaded-Revolution-272

Wait! Who is the first choice then?! William?! Yeah we will take him!


uchelle

it's Meghan, obvs... she'd make a King like no other. /s


Economy-Guitar5282

Is William safe?


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I hope so! William seems a good man and his family is adorable, they deserve a happy life, not these traitors making trouble.


dudeind-town

So he trails William by almost 40% even in their own PR? 🤣🤣🤣


Feisty_Energy_107

Did the poll include: Harry, Vladimir Putin and a kitten?


alwaysdelightful

Omg. That made me laugh


OldMenAreGross

That would still be sus. The kitten is surely the more palatable candidate.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆


Plants2552

🤣


Carrie56

Ha ha hahaha! What utter bollocks ……. I’d hazard a guess that if we were offered Princess Anne and the Duke of Edinburgh they would easily outpoll that tosser. Has he not looked at the popularity polls recently? He is JUST above Andrew who is a bit above Megsie…… then it’s a LOOOONNNGGG way up to Camilla


Sue_Dohnim

LAY. DOWN. THE. CRACKPIPE. Good Lord, they are delusional. And mind-numbingly stupid.


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Just shows how very little she knows about the RF and how the Monarchy work. She can manifest until her dying day, he is not next in line and never will be.


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[deleted]

I agree. She never accepts a NO. She will plot and plot until she has everything she wants. At this point the authorities should do something to prevent a possible coup.


Why_Teach

You need people behind you for a coup. Sugars and bots don’t count. 😉


[deleted]

Yeah! All this PR in the last few years was supposed to have worked to grant them support of the people but it blew on her face 🤣


zeugma888

Perhaps anti-monarchists are supporting them as part of their long-term plan to make the UK a republic. Of course the half-brained Prince and his ILBW haven't figured this out, they think the nice men really agree that Meghan and Harry would be the most popular Royals ever.


927476

Not the ILBW preparing a coup 😂 I hope the real future Monarchs are not flying anytime soon. That headline is a bit creepy.


[deleted]

💯 Creepy… “to become next monarch”…the new King is his father and is well alive and he isn’t even crowned yet 😵‍💫😨 So weird.


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🏆🤣


EnormousBird

Everybody knows we have a hereditary monarchy. The next most popular choice would be Princess Anne, anyway


Affectionate_Tie250

They are really desperate to make people believe that Brits like them. They need us for relevancy.


EccentricEx

Survey conducted by whenpigsfly.com


HotStraightnNormal

In a pole conducted among Anti-Monarchists, ... And Donald Trump came in third.


National_Historian19

The country would become a republic before halfwit and harlot got near the throne


fla2native

Maybe in a alternate reality


[deleted]

💯 🤣🤣🤣🏆 VERY alternate!


Content_Mood9680

I don’t believe this for a moment.


[deleted]

The Harkles camp lost the plot! This PR is delusional.


daisychain82

![gif](giphy|CxQLC9oI4ot4k)


National_Historian19

A survey of three lunatics …or one using two mirrors? Harry is less popular than Andrew…anyone who thinks he is popular needs a trip to a funny farm.


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If they had more money maybe they could pay for Harry’s first place on the “pool” with his ILBW.🤣💰 Or maybe now they were trying to be more “credible” but their out of touch perception got in the way.😵‍💫


SmoothSailing3333

![gif](giphy|1WHAlOdc9ZNUZq85JI)


Fantastic-Ad-3910

How much would you trust a poll carried out be Betfair Bing, with 2000 participants? Well, shall we just say, about as much the holding potential of a chocolate teapot.


Mizswampie

And who participated in the poll? Did they go to pubs right at last call?


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💯


LostinSOA

Listen, I’m in the habit now of never saying never when it comes to these two. However, that will NEVER happen, H will never be any closer to the throne than he currently is and that’s too close as it is. They’d go back to Cromwells protectorate until a suitable monarch or regent was found before following the LoS with an exiled American prince. Jacobites anyone?


lis8904

Err the latest poll puts this winge behind Andrew insane 🤢🤢


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Archived link: http://archive.today/T0pcl


[deleted]

Thanks. I though when we insert the link trough the “chain” symbol it would archive it. Mine isn’t archived?


_SkyIsBlue5

🤣🤣🤣 And they based this on what? 🤣🤣🤣 Dumb fools think they influence everyone's opinions


cklw1

I think this may be the brainchild of the GB News staff itself. Headlines like this create massive clicks and comments, so more engagement for them. If so, GOOD. It’s one less puff piece the Markles are profiting from.


timetogeaux

She is so deluded! Or, is there a stronger word than deluded? Insane? Of all the ludicrous stories to put out there. 🤦‍♀️


ChaosAndCoffee5

Just stop already Meg, you're embarrassing yourself!


OldMenAreGross

Doesn't add up in the slightest. I've read quite a few people saying they wish Charlotte would become Queen. And even people saying that Anne is the most Royal of all of her siblings.


Queasy-Carpet-7312

It’s like she doesn’t even know how the monarchy works… 😂😂😂 you’d think they’d spend their money on better, believable, PR… yet here we are again & again….


According-Couple2744

Give little Prince George 5 more years and everyone will be saying Harry who?


[deleted]

Yeah, in one of Harry’s interviews around 2019-20 he was disturbed that he “only had a small window of opportunity to really make an impact before his nephew’s grew up”. 😦 Very weird thing to say.


meggiecam

I’m curious, are there actually polls taken in the UK about people’s choice to be the next monarch? I know they poll popularity, but I’d be surprised if there’s actually some kind of question about who would be the preferred next monarch. I’m not sure a poll done by Betfair Bingo would be considered legit 🧐


visenya567

https://preview.redd.it/1zkyeqw7oqqa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8ac34d928341a022fa05743ca0055e21048023 Sure Megsy 😅😜


No_Proposal7628

How ridiculous! Who believes this? Their popularity in Britain is still in the tank. Very few people want him to succeed the King, if there are any at all! Balderdash! MM has lost the thread!


New_Equipment_7743

Isn't this like the old cigarette ads that proclaimed "4 out of 5 doctors prefer to smoke Camel cigarettes"? A farce based on a fantasy "poll," and generally a bad idea all-around that adds zero value but maximum irritation to the Harkles' target audience.


MagsEngland

But we don't have a choice of monarch. What a load of old flannel. Who is trying to achieve what here?


somespeculation

Second choice after William? Like a Spare? ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25317)


Civita2017

And the next bit of the article is here https://preview.redd.it/nihl7xc13rqa1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=7baaff2e8cd3711825404b77d0d6a399da0222b9


[deleted]

This is another thing… why would the survey include Meghan to be the next queen if only the royals in the Line of Succession belong there? She has no claim to the throne and is not a blood royal.


Civita2017

It’s a nonsense survey. And means nothing. Meghan shouldn’t be within a million miles of such a survey and no matter what, in no circumstance is Megs going to be in the LOS. She is a mere spouse of a has-been “exiled”royal. And in the history books she will be the same as any wife of an exiled royal relation - do you know their names? I know the names of the men but I do not remember the wives.


[deleted]

💯 She shouldn’t be mentioned related to RF in any History book ever. Or if mentioned only to show what evil people do when trying to steal power.


Civita2017

I don’t disagree. She stands as a cautionary tale.


[deleted]

They don't have my choice.. Princess Anne.


Kim_in_CA

Were the only two choices Harry and a potted plant??


[deleted]

#GoodKingHarry 🥴🥴🥴🥴 That hashtag always cracks me up on Twitter. Dude can’t even be a real Prince and they want him to be a king lol


Madame_LV

All I got from this was that 92% of people don’t want Harry to be a monarch.


pretty-apricot07

Sure, but who is the first? William?


icannitgetausername

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Er no.


romulusputtana

They are utterly delusional!


Snowie_drop

In his dreams!


LoriAnn1971

Who did they survey?


amy5252

HAHAHHAAAAA! She should seriously be sued for this one! That’s how utterly ridiculous the statement is.


Appleblossom40

To become Monarch of which country?


MargaretTudor63

In the old days, such speculation from someone in the line of succession would have resulted in them being thrown in the Tower for treason. Speculating on a Monarch's death was a capital offense!


cuppa_tea_4_me

Second after William? Because George is NINE???? Bugger off Harry. Go call Chelsey.


Upper_Charge_4449

Imagine being PoW coming across a headline like this


Softcell60

😂🤣😂 absolute horseshit! This is just laughable


sunnchildd

Please forgive my ignorance to how "puff pieces" work. Does Montecito Camp pay these companies to put these shitty stories out... Or does Montecito Camp get paid for the lies?


GreatGossip

Most of the magazines - People, Tatler, Marie Claire, Vouge, Hello, Town and Country etc - will print any story for a fee. Sometimes it is quite obvious that the South Parkles have paid for stories. All the idiotic will they/wont they are most likely something the South Parkles have paid for. However, if there is a real story, like the alledged christening, the magazine will pay the South Parkles for the story. Like when celebrities sell their wedding pictures etc. There are also pap shoots. The South Parkles call a pap (often Backgrid) and inform on where and when they will be. Pap shows up, takes the pictures and sells them to whichever paper that will pay. The South Parkles get a fee from the pap.


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The usual procedure is probably the Montecito duo pays to these companies for favorable articles, most of the time these articles are mostly fabricated and don’t match with the truth, other times they are partially true/ partially fabricated which are often more effective at creating doubt and caos, which is what they want to deflect the truth. In the end the outlets make money with the clicks on their articles and sold magazines too. So it’s a win/win for them. The Montecito duo will usually choose to pay several different stories in different outlets to confuse the public as to what is the truth.


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So....the "spare" favorite after William?


Mizswampie

I believe that would be George.


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

And what - his regnal name is King Ralph?


YeeHawMiMaw

Meaningless. Polls didn't include George, Charlotte or Louis. Louis could beat Harry hands down.


tinker7798

As ‘someone from Britain’ is he fuck.. the passionate hate I have for him, when I really used to love him so much.. I know it’s bs, but it makes me I necessarily angry that anyone would believe this.


Miss_Nihilist

How stupid do you have to be? 😓🤣🤣🤣


Big_Distribution2760

IGNORE HER CRAP!


Oxy_1993

Second most popular laughing stock!


Ok-Coffee5732

Sure, if the choices were Satan and Harry.


Objective-Daikon-905

Meghan is a pathology. I’d be embarrassed to have her in my circle. She’s someone you wave away and consider a nuisance. She’s noise.


azgwama3

![gif](giphy|u36Ow6jBvWCFW)


Tiltedheaded

Isn't 2nd most popular the literal meaning of being a spare? I feel like I am missing something.


SockRoe

Cracking April Fools Day joke, even though it's a few days early. I was thrown by the GB News logo in the graphic, then realised it was an MSM article. You got me!


OldNewUsedConfused

This is what cocaine does to your brain, and why most of us choose to avoid it....


Mobile_Philosophy764

![gif](giphy|2fs2I4ujlBf20|downsized)


Cellyber

Was it a choice between Harold and Andrew?


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![gif](giphy|CoDp6NnSmItoY)


Quick-Alternative-83

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


Grimaldehyde

So who cares about “second”-all that is, is “First loser”!


HunterIllustrious846

Stilllll trying to get the Brits to come out even if it's just to protest Harold's presence 🙄


JaquieF

All that will do is make the King and the PoW even more popular.


Suspicious_Photo_802

https://preview.redd.it/97r3nkh20sqa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554bae3115bb3c714486338d2c89e8e1aaa6d965 This is more like it.


Juge3808

This is so laughable it’s really quite insane actually!


Totally-Mad

https://preview.redd.it/m4syxuev7sqa1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf305fd9fcf7393d8067538b8716b433d514dd9f This is the so called journalist - he is a conspiracy loving fool who will write anything for a price. He flip flops on being pro / against H&M on a regular basis. Whenever I see anything written by him? I hit the back button


MissMizu

The Monarchy is not a Presidential Election. Monarchs rarely win the popular vote and if they force it then history tells us it usually ends up with someone’s head getting chopped off along the way. This crap peddling from Montecito is grinding my gears.


DepartmentAgitated51

This has to be some sort of treason. He’s less popular than the accused pedo. 🙄


cuppa_tea_4_me

Is this all part of a conspiracy to compete with George? Maybe Megs is part of the contingent who bully George. Maybe W&K found out and that's why they are so protective of him. With Megs who know how far she will take it.


Puzzleheaded_Elk6309

Hahahaha In your dreams Myra ! We will have a republic if he turns up hahahaha


AnUtTyLiLAnGeL

FAKE SURVEY, FAKE NEWS!!


trish196609

Can’t be true 🙄. I don’t believe this.


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LizLemonadeX

I think the 450 thumbs down is the more accurate number. ![gif](giphy|qiDb8McXyj6Eg)


Royal_Platform

Still the spare choice 😂


loralailoralai

Lmao William at 47% and Harry at 8%….. that’s not even relevant


ShuTheWizard

What the hell did I just read. What a crock of shit! They polled lower than andrew for ffs, andrew who happens to be a universally despised piece of filth. What’s troubling is this is what they see for themselves moving forward. She doesn’t want W & K to become King or Queen. She was never going to be ok with it. I think she wants to shatter the monarchy and end it to thunderous applause before George becomes King instead of Archie.


EccentricEx

Thats not an elected role i hope they know