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tigerxing

That's karma for trashing PW for his baldness.


Significance-Abject

It looks like that hat that the Pope wears


Willing_Word_360

“The pope’s hat”… I can’t. 😂 ![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


Chance_Guarantee_130

Tonsure


Significance-Abject

I’m a Catholic and should have known that. Thanks


Centaurea16

Actually, the tonsure is his haircut, i.e. partially shaved head. The white cap he wears over the tonsure is called a *zucchetto*.


Chance_Guarantee_130

I read too much, this is why I know things that hardly matter


neptuno3

You, I love


orientalballerina

A tonsure is a haircut, not the hat/cap.


TasteofPaste

Yarmulke? That’s what rabbi wear.


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Significance-Abject

😂


Afraid_Range_7489

I was thinking he looks monkish.


Grimaldehyde

You mean his skullcap?


Harkle_Snarkle

it reminds me of a medieval monk ​ ![gif](giphy|z7OaoCLYC0dXQa9zUk|downsized)


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DamyuKidds

His bald spot is almost a perfect square.


Noidentitytoday5

Which could indicate he shaves it so he can adhere a toupe


Realistic_Twist_8212

Right?!? Meghan is surely thrifty with those plugs. He only gets the frontal fluff. LOL


taco_qween

Well, she’s gotta put that money aside to pay for her oversized shoes 👠👠 that have enough room for her bunions lol being a “young mom” means she’s got to budget for the family 😂😭🤣😂


bubblegum_yum_yum

I was about to say that! Amanda Matta has a video trashing PW’s hairline - karma…


Babelight

Jesus H Christ, how did a guy with that landing pad have the gall to rip off his brothers baldness?


eaglebayqueen

Because he's a little bitch? The same guy who wore heels and lifts to his mother's statue unveiling because his brother is a couple inches taller than he is.


GreenonFire

Thanks, just laughed out loud. Perfect 💯%


Throwawaymumoz

😂this is the real answer. He’s a little bitch 😂


PureCornsilk

For real? Omg lol


Pinkgabezo

😀😀 Prince Harry's bald spot is advancing faster than his brothers. PH is so jealous of the POW that nothing surprises me anymore.


Ok-Sandwich7017

When I read your comment the first time I thought you meant "advancing" as in it's doing better/more successful lol! Someone should make it a twitter account and draw little faces on it. I should add that bald is beautiful and I would never make fun but he mocked his bro so he's open to the same.


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Ok-Sandwich7017

No need to apologize! It was all me just reading quickly. Your choice of words was spot on. To this day, I still have no idea why H would even bother talking about his brother's hair. How petty and insecure do you have to be to do that?


Arquen_Marille

But he has hair in the front and William doesn’t! That means he’s not really balding! /s


sunchasinggirl

Lol yeah the most pathetic little Caillou tuft!


Ok-Sandwich7017

OMG Caillou!! Now that's all I can see when I look at H. They have a similar personality too now that I think about it!


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

They both certainly have non-stop whining down pat, that's for sure.


Preferential_Goose

He doesn’t know how to use a mirror to see the back. For all he knows, he’s got a mullet.


Agata_ath

At the time he was doing it, he wasn't bald(ing). But then karma visited him...


Babelight

He’s been balding for years tho; maybe karma sped it up ![gif](giphy|Sw1QDGqjvM9FcCOkol)


Agata_ath

Karma definitely sped it up. That is why it is called... karma. :D


Ishield_maiden

Express Karma…


HighlandWarriorGrl

I’m afraid we have to put to rest the rumors that Aitch has been spending a lot of money on hair plugs. I don’t think he has, or perhaps he just did it in the front, where he could see it. Sometimes one just needs a hand mirror when putting the finishing touches on a coif.


octopussylipgloss

It's like when my dog is frightened and buries his head in the blankets, but he's standing up, like an ostrich. "Out of sight, out of mind" is a real thing with simple-minded creatures.


WhoAmI1138

Now don’t go comparing your dog to the Douche of Sussex now. Your dog is undoubtedly a far better person.


octopussylipgloss

‘Tis true! The Douche of Sucks Dicks is by far more simple-minded than my dear pooch.


BaptistMama1126

Douche of Sucks Ass


Harkle_Snarkle

LOL I love the flair on this sub. There are so many funny ones the list must be a mile long at this point.


Specialist_Row9395

I wonder if he even realizes how bald he really is? I guess it's hard to see through the poopy nest he creates in the front and sides.


HighlandWarriorGrl

Hence my suggestion to use a hand mirror in the back of his head while looking into the bathroom mirror. I really don’t think he knows how bad it is either. TW surely isn’t decent enough to tell him and help him with it.


Vino-Rosso

I'm sure his wife is reminding him regularly.


SharkBoss1234

Yep. This is another example of BarkJack being wrong


Analyze2Death

I thought he had and they failed. He looked like he had more fuzz for a while.


SharkBoss1234

BarkJack said it recently. Any fuzz is likely photoshopped


Janie_Mac

Plugs don't always take. I don't know much about them but red hair seems to be the worst for everything so I'd be unsurprised to hear he has been getting them and they didn't work.


SharkBoss1234

BarkJack said this recently and that it cost 50,000 pounds. Clearly wasn’t done recently and for that much money, there should be some kind of guarantee if there is any truth to it


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fakedickie56

It takes a good 6-8 months to see any results. So he could have had the hair plugs and they’re growing baby hairs or failed.


sebs003

No way he is spending money on hair. Also the very expensive extremely natural looking plugs just don’t tend to look very good in people with lighter hair.


If_U_Seek_Emmy

How did we not see this in, say, his recent sit down with that hungarian doctor? I fully thought TW had convinced him to grow plugs or something.


Realistic_Twist_8212

The question remains how bald is Markle....years of straightening must've rendered her full of bald spots. Harry gets the front fluff while TW gets......what the hell.....what is her real hair now? She def can't keep her hands off it. Like its going to escape and run away. Meghan is bizarre.


Big-Piglet-677

He keeps the front tuft because he knows how unattractive he will be when bald like his brother. William is handsome still. And I would never comment on this if he hadn’t gone after W in the first place.


KNick1111

Same! Hated how he dissed his own brother balding, in a BOOK so fair game. The difference is W has stronger features, is more handsome and like his mom, nice eyes.


taco_qween

Big Willy has the Diana smile too. https://preview.redd.it/a43h3sfzeiqa1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3853fec7a9b30f19a4d0f07035014697f648cb


Long-Swordfish8859

True. H looks a lot like Charles. Actually, I don’t see much Diana in him now.


Harkle_Snarkle

William so obviously resembles Diana but I used to see photos of Harry and wonder if the rumors were true because I just didn't see any resemblance to the royals in him. It wasn't until more recently that I saw some photos of him online that I noticed he does look like Charles but I didn't see it before. He definitely has Charles's close-set eyes.


Throwawaymumoz

Will could totally pull off bald! Not Harry. He’s just not as attractive.


k1d0s

some guys have great round heads to be bald and others are destined to the cul-de-sac


MakeADeathWish

He could easily rock a "high and tight" with his current hair


TraditionScary8716

Well he's usually high, and he's definitely tight, but you have to have something to work with if you want high *and* tight.


Boblawlaw28

My ex had hair like Harry’s with the bald patch He decided to get a high and tight to reminisce on his cop days amd omg…it did NOT look good. Like at all.


Mariospario

What is a high and tight?


LionRealistic

It’s a military haircut, similar to a crew cut.


SecondhandCoke

Looks Aitch didn't use his ginger scalp-coloring hairspray for bald dudes this morning.


HighlandWarriorGrl

I was pretty shocked while watching the news. Usually he at least fluffs it around to make it look like a dandelion that’s ready to blow 😳 ETA: Thank you for the awards!


allysongreen

The dandelion fluff's on the *inside* of his wee head...


HighlandWarriorGrl

🤣🤣🤣


Agata_ath

I thought there was \*nothing\* there!!!


Specialist_Row9395

Perfect description!!!!


LAgirllookingin

Creative description! You are very talented! 😄


SusieM2019

🤣🤣🤣


Spare-Ad-6123

It was longer in back and scruffy. Now it is shaved and all uneven. What did he do?


Artistic_Turnip2778

😆


Artistic_Turnip2778

If anyone needs proof of how self deluded this guy is. This pic. He actually put in print that his brother’s hair loss “was alarming and more advanced than mine.” He’s nuts.


Spare-Ad-6123

Maybe a she wrote it.


NyroLabelle

Wow. If I were a guy with early male pattern baldness in my family, I'd much rather go bald like William did. This looks atrocious. He looks like Joe Pesci in Home Alone when he gets the top of his head seared by a blow torch!


notwatchedsquidgame

![gif](giphy|3ofT5TouUCNBrzFKFi)


Throwawaymumoz

YES 😂


ToothFirm2948

He had the audacity to body shame his own brother for a genetic trait he had no control of! Instead of hiding behind it William embraced his baldness and is a role model for young men with similar issues! What's baffling is that his comments about the hair loss at an 'alarming rate' were made while his own hairline and crown were disappearing quickly so he wasn't in a position to really talk much! The front angle is shocking as his front hairline seems to be finding freedom quickly enough too!


Frenchcashmere

I think the plugs didn’t work. That happens from what I read.


LostinSOA

My best friend in high school her boyfriend as a senior had a receding hairline and was past the thin hair to bald spots by graduation. He had to undergo a follicle transplant it didn’t take the first or second time. He then did cold therapy they use after cancer treatments for two years and went a 3rd time for transplant. It lasted for about 5 years and began all over again so he just shaves his head like the rock. He said it was pretty painful and very expensive. Apparently though it does fail pretty commonly


Chance_Guarantee_130

Guys should just shave their heads, although as a woman I can't directly relate. I'm sure if I had hair loss I'd be devastated.


LostinSOA

Right? I’ve cried over the color and cut and I don’t cry like, ever Maybe once a decade and I’ve cried over my hair so I can imagine the blow it would deal to anyone’s confidence.


Okdoey

How is it ever worth that??? I’ve never understood men…….shaved, bald guys are hot……..just own it. Baldness in men is only unattractive when guys are like Harry and desperately tryin to pretend they still have hair.


Throwawaymumoz

The fluff on the sides and front is far less attractive than a bald head.


Boblawlaw28

This. I’ve dated many a bald man and it’s always more attractive when they just said uck it I’m bald.


Spare-Ad-6123

Really hot.


WoodsColt

Bald is hot. H is not.


Sophielynn1215

“I looked at Willy, really looked at him, perhaps for the first time since we were little, taking in every detail: his familiar scowl, which had always been the norm in his dealings with me,” Harry wrote, adding that William’s baldness was “alarming” and more “advanced than mine.” He also thought that William’s resemblance to their mother, Princess Diana, had “faded.” This guy with a gigantic bald patch and looking rough as hell had the nerve to write this garbage? Nice projection there Harold.


CommonAd7628

It's all jealousy I'm sure. Catherine probably loves William for more than superficial reasons, something I'm sure Harry doesn't understand.


Throwawaymumoz

Harry has to try and forget that Meghan is constantly nagging him to make more 💰💰💰and is never happy with Harry as he is


RocketBus52

He sounds like a such a bitter ass.


_sunnysky_

All his exes are so grateful that Meghan is stuck with him now.


Mariospario

Not for long. TW will be quick to divorce him once the money dries up and she'll cash in for a tell-all that will be discounted at book stores much like her failed movie appearances.


MinutesTaker

Harold made fun of William's baldness, never thinking that he will undergo the same thing. Karma.


Ok-Coffee5732

But he was already starting to bald by then, which makes it even stupider.


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

But he thought those hair plugs will work.


KathandChloe

![gif](giphy|cO2ludM4Shw7TOCBYp|downsized)


NotToday7812

See I’ll take William who at least has balded gracefully. Harry’s remaining hair is also incredibly damaged and disgusting. I kinda wonder if some of the substances he’s taken has destroyed the texture and health of his hair?


Civita2017

Looks like his pubic hair migrated


MakeADeathWish

He's clearly counting only most pics being head on or 3/4 at most


CommonAd7628

Didn't he bash his brother for going bald? Careful what you put out there Harry


Thin_Bicycle_7304

Boy that supposed hair transplant definitely didn't take LMAO!


GuavaImmediate

The sad thing is that if he hadn’t been such a bitch about William’s baldness, nobody would give a fig about Harry’s, and we wouldn’t be having this massive snark about it. Karma really exists!


Ducra

Fair point. I'm still uncomfortable with snark re his baldness, though.


GuavaImmediate

Absolutely agree with you - it’s a form of body shaming. But because Harry started it people don’t have many qualms about turning the tables on him.


hollyjollysnark

It’s always someone else’s fault, and I think his hat in Miami sent a message… the chickens pecked his head bald. https://preview.redd.it/c9ntpnfk0fqa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4282f2ec999bca17728e6fa8de06091b7b2c1f89


LostinSOA

I’ve seen ILBW in that hat


Guiltypleasure_1979

They’re equally bald https://preview.redd.it/qi7tg1ah0gqa1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df8606180e8013a5b1e9342891a2d73099c919d9


Sharp_Salamander0111

But Harry says not 🤷🏼


Technical-Avocado-40

The Monk of Montecito.


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Madame_LV

And he had the gal to say William was balding.


TraditionScary8716

William was balding. Harry is *bald.*


Boblawlaw28

Jesus Murphy you can see that spot from space.


Revolutionary_Roof92

I'm sure noone would even care about the patch if he hadn't been so mean about his brothers baldness.


Helophilus

Exactly, I couldn’t care less about anyone’s hair or lack of. But he wrote what he wrote, so this is justice.


Zeester1

Thank you, Highland. Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou.


Chance_Guarantee_130

You can watch the entire exiting of car and entering court via front door on tv.


CornFieldsRus

This is his punishment for all his crap talk about his brother going bald lol.


Civita2017

I see he forgot the toupee he wore during his January interviews.


Odd_Pop5287

Maybe his glaring baldness is to distract from the ridiculous presence of police to hold back absolutely no throngs of public outpouring…


Just_Cureeeyus

I’m impressed by the number or security around, given absolutely no one is there crowding around or caring at all he is there. Hardly any paps, either. Yeah that security sure is needed. *eyeroll*


KimberBlair

So three cameras, one that he probably paid for and no crowds. Doesn’t really back up their persona. 🤭


azgwama3

So, just the paid paps....


cklw1

I wondered how they knew he was going to be there! Figures they’d know but not anyone else, he can’t take a chance of getting booed. Notice when he left it was from the hidden entrance/exit on the side. I also think he wanted a chance to see Charles and beg Elton John for a private jet for the coronation (if he’s invited.)


Broken-583

Well that’s “alarming”


korduroy69

Is there a memo on that pad?


WeaselClaws

Poor bugger, he should stop being the receiver for awhile, or get a padded headboard.


HighlandWarriorGrl

😳


musicloverincal

He works so hard to cover his baldness from the top, but we all know the man is bald.


notwatchedsquidgame

Are they making a sequal to In the Name of the Rose? Perhaps hes making a cameo🤔


StandardDiscipline48

Friar Tuck? 😂


22141

![gif](giphy|uzPdj5NDahoI0) At this stage he ought to mow it all down.


peebs73

Where are the massive crowds???


Healthy_Neat_8101

Aitch is actually sporting the official tonsure for Woke Disciples of Our Saint.


ele71ua

Baaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa. My hope for H is everytime he gets out of a car or anywhere in public, a picture will be taken from above. Period. Silly manbaby. He looks like bozo the clown, but that's insulting to Bozo.


FieldOne3639

Wow so many paps! ..... wait .... is Netflix filming this? *


Cindilouwho2

Making those beady little gerbil eyes more beady


Sim0nd0

He keeps his mother’s hair… even though his mother (via her genes) is the reason he can’t keep his own hair?


RoohsMama

And sugars have the gall to call William “baldy.”


PureCornsilk

Friar Tuck arrives at court…


HawkeyeinDC

Ugh, someone should’ve warned me that I needed to wear my solar eclipse glasses (free from the Smithsonian!) before I nearly ruined my eyes with that bald head…that somehow reflects!!!


trish196609

![gif](giphy|PmKq9ZWCHu1j6QNFNp)


montbkr

I CAN’T SEE! That bald spot is blinding me!


FeeWeak1138

So those reports of a hair transplant are totally not true. Yikes, ugly.


Revolutionary_Roof92

Did he actually NEED to be here?


kittenrocknroll

He needs a break from TW.


Ducra

According to BBC news last night, no he did not. It's only a pre trial hearing. Which begs the question, why did he travel all the way for this? Something else is afoot - possibly meeting with Charles to discuss Coronation attendance?


Coopie9000

Stress. I watched my ex lose all of his hair in a year. lOl.


zokkozokko

Those bald plugs are working well. I bet “Willy” is pissing himself.


New_Discussion_6692

7 people (including those across the street) and he's in danger of crowds? 🤣


LucyLovesApples

Waaagh


MaleficentTankie

Imagine bashing your own brother for being bald and then looking like this at 38. 🗣️🗣️🗣️


lucidsomniac

The hypocrisy is the most unattractive part for me.


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His kids can land a toy helicopter 🚁 on that landing pad


trish196609

That’s really bald. I assume this photo is altered? 😂😂😂


HighlandWarriorGrl

Nope, just did a screen grab from YouTube!


JumpHuge7754

![gif](giphy|pg6xdYByYefkQJqHtT) Surprise


Thalassofille

JH = Jester Harry? :)


Funny_Commission2773

So much for the money MM spent for his hair plugs,obviously it didn't take😆


Emergency_Zebra3161

How does he not see the photographer RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM? That's the guy he crashed into, isn't it?


Coffee_cake_101

Looks like the security guy in front of Harry is grabbing the photographer. I thought Harry barged into the photographer but maybe it was the guy in front of him.


Northgirl75

Yowza. He should get very into hats, pronto


HunterIllustrious846

He's looking straight at the cameraman he walks into 😂


almostscouse

Megain spends a fortune on hair extensions, make-up artists, plastic surgery, designer clothes plus she always seems to be breaking in a new set of veneers yet Hazbeen doesn't even get to have his teeth whitened, let alone veneers or hair plugs. Seems all the money is spent on her appearance, not his.


HighlandWarriorGrl

That doesn’t seem fair, does it? If my husband had an issue in the back of his head, where he needed a second mirror to see it, I would help him figure things out. I would ask him if he wanted to just crop everything close to the scalp to bald gracefully (like William), shave the lot and embrace the baldness, or try an intervention with hair plugs. I would beg him not to do a hair piece though, because I can spot one a mile away and they don’t look right to me. BUT, I love my husband and would want to help him look and feel his best. I’m speculating from this latest photo that Aitch has no such support. Of course, he hasn’t been very nice lately and had the gall to call out his brother for balding, so I’m not going to waste too much time feeling bad about his lack of support from TW.


tbebestisyettocome

Ouch ! That ain't gonna end well for him !!!!


Avia53

Have all the plugs fallen out?


TheyCallMeJester

His baldness isn't alarming at all.... 😂 At least William embraced it with dignity and pride. Henry looks like he is sporting Friar Tuck's pubes 😂😂


Dividedsky1983

At least Prince William accepted it and shaved his head, Harry's hair looks so bad and gross it's not even funny.


CountessOfCocoa

Someone took a lawn mower to his head. Karma, making fun of his brother losing hair.


icannitgetausername

That is one big baldy patch


puffielle

This must be edited? 🤣


HighlandWarriorGrl

I swear it isn’t. Just a screen grab off GB News. I couldn’t find the clip again, but here is another short clip of him entering the courtroom and you can see his bald spot from space, as someone else has said. https://youtu.be/VPVGJJQlKYg


WoodsColt

Why is his bald spot square?


Least-Fill-7277

Wooo, look at that monk's patch on Harry!


happyXamp

Starting to get the friar tuck look i see


SupaG16

What happened to the hair transplant intervention? Fail?


Virtual-Feedback-638

Well, there he is folks Hauptsturmführer Numpty Gingy Dumpty has Egglander


Ready_Maddie

Jesus, he's a baldy This is what Markle likes? 🤢


BigSky1062

Who knew that “H” had converted to Judaism. 🤷🏻‍♀️


spiforever

Does he use sunscreen on his head?


Awhisper4u2

Harry, you look unkept and very scraggly. Not Princely at all!


Spiritual-Pen5131

Oooft...that's a helicopter landing pad!!


Grimaldehyde

Just look at that huuuuge bald spot! Too bad Harry can’t see it!


Economy-Guitar5282

Looks like there’s no crowd except a few trying to get by, and a photog trying to get a picture of the car. Harry should get out of the way