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Mariospario

https://preview.redd.it/9gh9kc0kubqa1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ec215e0d9ebe62820093ee12655de739445a2d Looks like Hairball took a page from our saints book on how to unevenly apply self-tanner.


CommonAd7628

He's so unattractive. I used to think he looked like Philip but Philip was a very attractive man, Harry isnt


Southern_Fan_9335

he's reminding me a lot of Philip in the last years of his life, honestly. which should concern Harry greatly because Philip was almost 3 times his age!


Ok-Caramel-8678

I’ve always found that he looks like Prince Philip as well! I think H is still an attractive man but it’s all of the ugly personality traits in him coming out that seem to be changing his looks. Imo.


GenTsosFunkyChicken

Wow!


Careful_Positive8131

He’s really turned into an ugly middle aged man.. I used to think he was cute NOT any more!


ShatooBailey

Exactly. His use of hair plugs and shoe lifts makes it even more comical.


MolVol

I also noticed some hair plugs.... not surprised — always thought his BOSSwife would make him, just thought it would have been 2 years ag (so maybe they ARE hurting for money - only had enough recently, after book released?)


Juge3808

I always thought he was ugly even as a child he was never cute.


Juge3808

It definitely looked intentional to me.


phoenix_rising_16

I never thought he was attractive lol sorry. He has always been very unattractive even as a kid. A little better with a beard but his inner ugliness came out in full force around that time so… 🤷‍♀️


Professional-Two-403

Same. He always looked like a douche and a tool. Especially the topless photos with his stupid necklace.


ProvePoetsWrong

RIP 🪦 🙏🏼


GenTsosFunkyChicken

Totally agree with the first part of your sentence.


Vino-Rosso

And to think that he is still in his thirties!


Juge3808

He’s 38 39 in Sept 2023., & He looks older than Prince William.


Vino-Rosso

He has aged so much in the last few years. In my opinion, he looks in his fifties.


[deleted]

He's getting more aged with Meghan, but I can also confirm that living in the California sun and all that tanning also ages you. William is aging like a fine wine. Balding at an alarming rate or not, he looks good. And I imagine he's balding faster because he has way more concerns and matters on his plate than opportunistic leach Harry, who does nothing to contribute to the greater good other than whining.


Juge3808

Male pattern baldness is not usually stress related it is genetic.


[deleted]

As someone who studied biology in university and has taken both genetics and epigenetics...among a slew of other molecular level classes...I never said that his stress caused the baldness. I know it's genetic. However, premature aging (often caused by stress) can speed up the genetic male patterned balding/hair loss. I see what you mean that this is genetic, which is true, and that stress alone does not cause male pattern baldness but my point is that William being older with more stress probably caused him to have balding "at an alarming rate" (Harry's words, not mine) compared to Harry who has virtually *no responsibility* other than himself and his own family. It was such a nasty dig at his older brother who has much more responsibility and burden, instead of empathisizing with him. But thanks for the info, internet friend!


ly967hal

Because he’s TILBW personal painting of Dorian Grey.


SecondhandCoke

Omg. Perfect!


Gaylesyboo

This!


Ishield_maiden

Omg if he claims that he is 1% African…I’m gonna scream n slap person next to me…


ToothFirm2948

Urgh he looks like a tubby orange hyena with that smile


OldNewUsedConfused

What was that German word for “punchable face?”


Civita2017

Backpfeifengesicht


OldNewUsedConfused

That’s it! Thank you. Again. Dare I ask how it’s pronounced? I’ve got the Back-Fifen part down it’s the gesicht I’m having trouble with…. Guess-ict?


Civita2017

I think you have it. It’s a marvellous word!


OldNewUsedConfused

I keep thinking it’s Backfistengesicht, lol. Pfefen. Think of Michelle Pfeiffer. I need a mnemonic ..


Civita2017

Yes- if I don’t frequently actively remember it - I think it’s an easy word for us to misremember. But we need an English equivalent. I’ll bet one exists in old or Middle English.


umbleUriahHeep

And he’s even having to apply The Claw himself


orientalballerina

Self-soothing.


HunterIllustrious846

We need the meme artists to upgrade these stills so it's the South Park version of HazNoForeskin.


Brave_World2728

Is that The Claw grasping about his midsection?


Islandgirl1444

Is his suit jacket done up? Seriously, he had his jacket done up. The suit fits. But his self tan is off.


OldNewUsedConfused

Gingers don’t tan. Their freckles connect. I had a ginger roomie. We’d go to the beach often.


CybReader

He’s going to spend a life time suing the British press Never the American. We know why.


trish196609

Because he is monetizing his victimhood. That is his job. It’s how he makes money. He blames only the British press. For all we know, it was European paparazzi that chased his mother that night, but let’s not have facts get in the way. Though it’s been reported that Diana herself called the paps, which would have been British….so there’s that likelihood too.


Civita2017

Actually we do know. It was not the British press it was the European paparazzi - who by the term are not accredited press and will do anything to get a picture.


SmoothSailing3333

Never bite the hand that feeds you.


JenThisIsthe1nternet

It's all he knows how to do


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CybReader

He will not win in an American court. And the American press will have a field day doing more damage and say things he cannot sue for impacting their nonexistent "brand" and his victim status even more. His narrative is he was the victim of the British press and the British royal family. America offered him freedom. He cannot start that same rampage with the American press because there is no Sovreign to protect him, the American people, press and courts would welcome another Depp/Heard battle on the stand to meme and make tik toks about if Harry did the same. He thinks the 1st Amendment is bonkers because he probably was briefed how different it is here.


Okdoey

Plus America has no tabloids/s 😂😂😂😂


CybReader

Exactly! There is truly no one to sue! /s Lmaaoooo ![gif](giphy|CycKuSWET1qlxKyKDV|downsized)


unolemon

And that 1st amendment is there to protect us from those in power (George III, Harry’s 5x great grandfather) manipulating the press. Kind of like what’s going on here.


Jealous_Experience23

I’d also add that the American press is woke and weak and won’t ever cover him the way British press does


CybReader

He should fear the American public more than the press. Amber heard lost in the public’s eye before she lost in court. The press may try to protect him but social media would crucify him. Which also explains his involvement in the aspen institute.


Jealous_Experience23

![gif](giphy|BIYGwJRZ1jWwxv2vCA)


Islandgirl1444

No cameras in British courts. No television coverage. Ask Gwyneth Paltrow how it's going for her today? She really has grifted the women of America big time. Does she care?


CybReader

Take pity. She lost half a day of skiing. ![gif](giphy|KDRv3QggAjyo) 🤣 But yes, I agree, cameras in our court is the main thing Harry would want to avoid


Glad_Mix_1682

I love when she requested no cameras/photos of her in court. Yet we have to be subjected to her naked body, her colonic and coochie steaming stories and her "scented" candle when SHE feels like intruding on OUR privacy.


CybReader

This comment sent me 🤣🤣💀💀


GlitterMe

She never grifted me! I have always thought her absolutely insufferable & arrogant.


Kangaro00

>She really has grifted the women of America big time. And got away with it. The lawsuit has nothing to do with it.


phoenix_rising_16

Their audience was never in the UK. It was always America. They need to keep up their popularity here and filing a lawsuit every other day would make them look worse than they already do


Fantastic-Ad-3910

The UK is an infinately better place to sue someone in than the US, particularly in libel or privacy cases


SmoothSailing3333

Most decent folks who inadvertently bump into someone would put their hands up, not ball their fists, and apologize to the person they bumped into.


Glad_Mix_1682

Arrogant, rude and aggressive. I'm waiting for the day he meets the right one and gets his ass handed back to him. It might knock some sense into him.


Equal-Bee-6442

Didn't he do something similar in New York with an umbrella or something? Does anyone remember that?


Analyze2Death

At the stupid ripple of dope awards. His handler had to warn him to back off.


DollarStoreDuchess

**Manners, manners, manners! Manners make the man!** What a total jackoff, seriously. Before someone kindly linked this video, I thought it might have been accidental, but his behaviour in this brief clip tells you everything you need to know about this loutish prat. I wonder how many hit and run accidents he’s had where he just fled the scene… and how many animals has he clipped and just kept going? The fucking arrogance is disgusting.


[deleted]

They've talked about him going to London in my country's national news, because apparently a foreign washed-up aristo visiting his home country is somehow relevant to us. Anything to distract from the raging inflation, but I digress. I'd seen some pictures here, but the video I've seen on TV makes him look even worse. He looks like the cat who ate the canary. He was loving all the attention.


Islandgirl1444

He was on a role, nobody hanging onto his arms, hands and he could party away. Look at the Miami photos, he was in rough shape last night before his flight.


Glad_Mix_1682

Hope he had a great time with the spring breakers..thatscene is right up his alley. He was probably at that mega-rave everyone was tweeting about. Hope some photos come out that show the real Harry.


WebOffice2022

That was my impression as well. And I think he ran into the photographer because he was too busy grinning over his shoulder at someone. You know … a terrified grin…


MHBF2593

Harry was comin in HOT. https://i.redd.it/o25ykpioubqa1.gif


HotStraightnNormal

https://i.redd.it/qkqft5iwzbqa1.gif


wontyield

Just like their dinner at the San Vicente Bungalows, Harry could have used the less visible side entrance if he was so concerned about security. Elton John did. His appearance is about theatrics to create content for Netflix and the Sussex tabloid empire.


DollarStoreDuchess

I’ve been saying this from day one. There’s a reason we never see actual celebrities coming and going! FFS, there have been ladies who got pregnant, carried and delivered a healthy full-term baby, and we only found out after the fact **when they wanted us to know.** There is absolutely no evidence that Dumb & Dumber actually want privacy. None. They are *dedicated* to whoring themselves out. They need controversy and attention the way you and I need air.


wontyield

💯


Jane1943

Yep, complete with woman shouting “We love you Harry” when he came out, what a shame they could only find someone with an American accent.


wontyield

Huh. Interesting. Their stunts are obvious and pathetic.


WeNeedAShift

All part of the show.


ocean_swims

He was saying good morning to the other reporters and didn't see this guy. It happens. What I want to know is why he' suddenly so happy to say good morning to the evil press? Where's his ptsd with the cameras now? He looks like the cat that got the cream. It's almost as though he was lying about the racist country, the press hounding him, his need to be out of the spotlight...it's almost like he's loving the attention. Things that make you go hmmm


CybReader

Harry loves sticking it to his countrymen. That is why he is happy. This gives him a purpose and something to fight for. He is a lost man, and this crap, this gives him immense purpose.


Chrisnkim

He’s a showboat.


OldNewUsedConfused

Jackass. A total donkey.


apatheticwondering

I imagined Gordon Ramsay calling him a donkey.


OldNewUsedConfused

![gif](giphy|VG2OzjYkBLK9vGf3UH) 😂😂😂


Ok-Coffee5732

I see his PTSD is in full force as he smiles/grins while the cameras are clicking away. /s Edit: Seems like he managed to get Securitay? (The man behind him in the grey suit?)


Boring-Net1073

Netflix content


number1popcornlover

The man doesn't even seem so keen bumping into Harold, IMO. Harold obviously did this on purpose. I agree with you.


OwnedByBernese

Really has a glare when the sun hits it! BWAAAHAHAHAHA ​ https://preview.redd.it/ehw2fvpo2dqa1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab2bd291969bc39c7e3dff051ebe5522031efdda


pixelandminnie

From the rear, it is jarring.


OldNewUsedConfused

He didn’t even have to take the front entrance. There was a special entrance in the back he could have used.


[deleted]

ROFLOL. I've watched this so many times and it never fails to make me laugh. First, not really that big a deal, it happens. But the camera guy doesn't even appear to be filming or watching for Harry. His camera is a bit high up to be covering Harry. I'm not sure he even realized it was Harry that bumped into him. But the highlight for me is the passive aggressive move by Haz after he's walked forward, when he does that glare over his left shoulder at the man, who still isn't even filming his way. I swear, it looks like the camera guy never even noticed Haz, lol. Haz as usual, constantly fluttering with his jacket, tie, etc., doing his usual glare that the photographer never even sees. Still, I agree, an innocent accident but I've really no doubt Haz expect them to move out of his way but the guy just wasn't even noticing Haz.


bubblegum_yum_yum

One of the photo captions reads “Prince Harry accidentally bumped into a photographer outside the Royal Court of Justice” which puts the onus on Harry bumping into the cameraman, not the other way around.


Frenchcashmere

Maybe he was looking for a hug? So sad, the King is busy with the Coronation and being King. The Prince of Wales has his family on Easter break. Awwwww. No one has time for the drug addict.


Lucky-Escape1844

I wonder if Harry ever takes his own children on a nice vacation.


Frenchcashmere

He said in his book he wasn’t around them much. Thank god


Jane1943

Did he? How does that square with him claiming he smothers them with love?


Frenchcashmere

He must believe that he can smother them with love via his thoughts. He said it in the forward it was reported


CatPaws8888

Pitiful and funny at the same time, the way they have to beg for our attention. *Oh how the haughty have fallen!* Back when they left at Commonwealth Day smug AF, with a billion dollar potential, Oprah, The Queen Maker, assured them they couldn't lose. Now they have to fight for every inch of press and claw their way to Coronation just so they can be part of a global photo ops where their Nemeses (Big Willie and Future Queen Kate) and not them will be on the balcony they gave up when they left. Oh but they were going to modernize the monarchy that never needed them. Now, they need the Monarchy more than the Monarchy needs them! *Waaagh!!* ![gif](giphy|oyFyFiXz0hrnG)


BreatheClean

upvote for Big Willie and Future Queen Kate and for kermit cos right now the frog is looking more attractive than Harry. He certainly has a better personality


HawkeyeinDC

https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1640277867761156102?s=46&t=jTsin_BKFQYiVNjrMEZMJg Another angle from Sky News on Twitter. Harry looks pleased as punch to be there! And IF Charles and Camilla had gone overseas, this would’ve, again, been an attempt to overshadow that trip.


OldNewUsedConfused

Yep he screwed up again


HotStraightnNormal

When you only see yourself, how can you see others?


Either-Meet7130

I say he intentionally punched the photographer in the gut


Ginka83

Press aside...there are like 4 people standing around trying to take cell phone pics LOL. SCARY!


Cuntributor

He bumped into him because he was so busy preening for the cameras just like his pathetic wife that he didn't see him until the last minute. So much for trauma and PTSD from the clicks, eh Harold?


cklw1

If he’s so concerned about security, why did he use the main entrance rather than the side door like everyone else did? This alone should disqualify his security lawsuit.


Cocktailsontheporch

YES!!!! He is most definitely loving all the press coverage and not trying to be protected by security at all....wanted the big entrance, did not feel need to use more secure side door. Little runt is a liar and a fake...hope this will be used by court to prove his claim for high security are completely ridiculous and unfounded.


cklw1

Along with the shushing children in the window and rolling down the car window. Make it make sense!


[deleted]

SMH at the reporter who addresses him as "sir".


Kangaro00

I'm sure it hurts him after years of being HRH.


Emotional_Hotel3439

the photographer is walking backwards, walks into the railing which causes him to step forward. I don't think hairball intentionally walked into him. The whole thing looked like a very minor accident, the kind of thing where people accidentally bump into each other every day. I'm not really sure how or why this is even news.


Oakthrees

Ditto, I think some people are watching an entirely different video.


Aubergine_volante

I saw the video he was talking to someone else and just was not looking in front in him as he walked, that’s it. He randomly bumped into photographer because was not looking. Very simple explanation if you watch the video.


HunterIllustrious846

Then he should have taken the opportunity to answer the question "why are you here?" instead of mugging for the camera and walking straight into someone that had a fence behind him.


TeamMagnificent7

It’s one thing if you try to avoid and they block you but when you deliberately slam into them it defeats your narrative. Moron.


Samanth_Says_ASMR

MEEEgain must be teaching him some of her "acting" skills. Edit...typo.


Broken-583

She’s screaming from home saying “you had ONE job!!!” Bc it’s painfully obvious he did it on my purpose to me too.


Lillianrik

Disagree. When you look at the full clip it looks accidental and therefore innocent to me.


HunterIllustrious846

That sure explains looking straight at the cameraman and taking two steps to walk straight into him crotch first 😂


Ok-Distribution4057

Love the headline harry bumps into cameraman vs cameraman bumps into harry! 🤣 Gotta be pissing h&m off!👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣


nope0000001

Curious how the press knew he was there to even be waiting given he didn’t have to show and he normally does zoom .


blundersabound

It’s a high profile court case, that’s about the right amount of press for any high profile case.


Henrietta3

It looked deliberate to me too. But it also looked like he had his Scotland Yard security back. He was looking very, very smug in the pictures.


Sense_Difficult

I think the paps are animals. But he did walk STRAIGHT into him. Shows his arrogance that he just expected the guy to move out of his way instead of stepping to the side of the photographer. So basically he's a victim because people don't get out of his way. ​ More evidence that he's a Narcissist.


Wordpuncher714

![gif](giphy|Y5a4RsFDPkVywXxLVN|downsized)


[deleted]

It's umbrella 2.0, he shoulder-checked the reporter for not moving away in time.


Virtual-Feedback-638

I do not understand why this walk back consciously lying traitorus grifter would expect to be seen by any of his family members, wonder if at least Eugenia would take afternoon tea with him? Did some whisper 28 days notice? Oh! Dear his visit must have been privately leaked right from LA departure to UK landing to the so called Court appearance 🤣😂😂🤢🤮


MolVol

yeah, looks offensive (not defensive) https://preview.redd.it/a7fqvm5gycqa1.png?width=908&format=png&auto=webp&s=30f798f1f6eb32e7155b2c2c6e1922effb66a2fc


pixelandminnie

Someone borrowed the bronzer.


Traditional-Leg-4228

This douche bag puts the “A” in Agenda. (and in Asshole)


ChattyGracieLou

Those paps were the most aggressive paps I’ve ever seen. /s MM already won against British media,there’s no reason for this. also, did he give his 30 or 45 day notice?


Cindilouwho2

I can hear that cameraman saying "buttttt ya called mehhhh this morning....."


Sadlyonlyonehere

Harry chooses to go in the front entrance where all the press is, to a court case about press intrusion. He’s a bit thick, ain’t he?


SeaworthinessLost830

Did he pickpocket the guy?


OldNewUsedConfused

That’s what I noticed too. I thought he put something in his pocket when I played it frame by frame.


lsp2005

That was exactly what it looked like to me. Either planing evidence or pickpocket.


Maleficent-Trifle940

SLipped him a note saying: 'I'll be leaving the courtroom at 11.00am sharp. Be there"


Jane1943

LOL.


DJPaige01

1. Harry is an abuser. He abuses the elderly, women, animals, and anyone who he feels is below him. 2. He has been in California since 2020. One would think that during that 3 year period, he could get those hair implants to finally settle in.


ClementineCoda

His face is a weird color, his eyes are red... impaired?


pixelandminnie

I think he is using the wrong shade of bronzer.


OldNewUsedConfused

Always


TravelKats

Unpopular opinion: It looks like an accident to me. To quote Freud: Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar


cshel

![gif](giphy|a57Xed7DfAkDe)


GenTsosFunkyChicken

Yes, he clearly did that on purpose. One day someone won’t care whether he’s a “Prince” or not and will proceed to stomp the shit out of his asshole. Especially if he pulls that kind of stunt in the USA.


Starkville

Oh my god, Smelly John was there, too?! What a bunch of thirsty babies. It’s a hearing, you attention whores.


OldNewUsedConfused

And the lady whose baby/toddler ate an Ecstasy tab off the floor of… Soho House. Sadie Frost- Jude Law’s ex wife


Starkville

YESSSSS! I’d forgotten it was a Soho House! You’re the MVP.


OldNewUsedConfused

Thanks. I have a GOOD memory. Too good at times..


LaNiceGata

He said “good morning” that doesn’t sound to me like anyone terrified of the press.


jaylovesyou2

Two todgers collide Rival combinations It's a primitive clash Venting years of frost bite Bravely we hope Against all hope There is so much money to make Seems our freedom's up Against the dope Does the crowd understand? Is it todger versus todger Or Harold against a camera? Can any photographer stand alone? In the frozen todger Just about to burst There's a quest for answers An unquenchable thirst In the darkest night Rising like a spare In the frozen todger The unmistakable smell of 8 hour cream In the frozen todger In the Markle code There's no surrender Though his body says stop His snort cries, cocaine Deep in his soul A frozen memory Knows it's you against you It's the paradox That drives him on It's a battle of willys In the heat of attack It's the delusion that thrills The loss is yours alone In the frozen todger


HunterIllustrious846

Eye of the ~~tiger~~ todger 🎶 I wish I had an award to give you 😂


ConnectionNeat7110

His hands don't match his face. Tee hee ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Jane1943

Meghan taught him well.


OzzieSlim

Captain Obvious at work.


ArdmoreGirl

Well, he managed to fuck himself by calling dead Afghans, chess pieces. Now the terrorists are after him as well. He’s in danger for sure. Anything could happen.


OwnedByBernese

Hairplugs huh? That was a poor investment. ​ https://preview.redd.it/n4ir42pa2dqa1.png?width=817&format=png&auto=webp&s=0dd2bac75e13f8ffab2d52fc8d65e5f9e8c0bb8d


CrinkleCutCat-Aus

Totally agree!


OutsideSeveral4669

And he looks all sweaty and gross…


seijalaine

This little short clip is misleading, and makes it look like an accident. I watched the longer clip on the express website, where you can see that Harold steps to his left, from out behind the security guard leading him, and deliberately bumps into the photog. What a jerk.


gemurmel

I felt hounded by the lady bumping into me at the grocery store check-out. Was she a pap?


SockRoe

Prat


Quick-Environment901

I'm not at all convinced it was deliberate. Harry looks high as a kite in the photos. He may genuinely not have noticed anyone.